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Ask T-bone

Posted: April 3rd, 2017, 6:52 pm
by T-bone
Hey all! I'm bringing back my Q&A thread. Ask me whatever you want.

Re: Ask T-bone

Posted: April 3rd, 2017, 8:43 pm
by Jack
What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

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Posted: April 3rd, 2017, 9:15 pm
by T-bone
Jack wrote: April 3rd, 2017, 8:43 pm What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?
African or European?

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Posted: April 4th, 2017, 10:46 am
by Jack
T-bone wrote: April 3rd, 2017, 9:15 pm
Jack wrote: April 3rd, 2017, 8:43 pm What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?
African or European?
European, I suppose.

Re: Ask T-bone

Posted: April 4th, 2017, 2:51 pm
by T-bone
Jack wrote: April 4th, 2017, 10:46 am
T-bone wrote: April 3rd, 2017, 9:15 pm
Jack wrote: April 3rd, 2017, 8:43 pm What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?
African or European?
European, I suppose.
24mph.
You have to know these things when you're a king, you know.

Re: Ask T-bone

Posted: April 5th, 2017, 10:01 am
by thepepgal
My Star Wars page a day desk block gives me a fact day. If it has told me that a parsec is a unit of time; and Han won the Falcon in a game of sarbacc not sabacc, should I be as frustrated as I am? Haven't they heard of fact checking? Should I be concerned of how many kids / younglings are being led down the dark side with these falsehoods? How many more errors will there be in the next nine months?

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Posted: April 5th, 2017, 6:42 pm
by T-bone
thepepgal wrote: April 5th, 2017, 10:01 am My Star Wars page a day desk block gives me a fact day. If it has told me that a parsec is a unit of time; and Han won the Falcon in a game of sarbacc not sabacc, should I be as frustrated as I am? Haven't they heard of fact checking? Should I be concerned of how many kids / younglings are being led down the dark side with these falsehoods? How many more errors will there be in the next nine months?
YES you should be VERY concerned!
They need to hire me as their #1 Proofreader.

Re: Ask T-bone

Posted: April 5th, 2017, 9:55 pm
by Talcy
Which other ways can I consume Taylor Ham, sans scrambled egg on a roll, and enjoy it?

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Posted: April 6th, 2017, 2:16 am
by T-bone
Talcy wrote: April 5th, 2017, 9:55 pm Which other ways can I consume Taylor Ham, sans scrambled egg on a roll, and enjoy it?
NONE (in New Jersey, anyhow).

Re: Ask T-bone

Posted: April 6th, 2017, 5:21 am
by Darth Fool
How are things?

Re: Ask T-bone

Posted: April 6th, 2017, 6:46 am
by T-bone
Darth Fool wrote: April 6th, 2017, 5:21 am How are things?
I will ask things and get back to you.

Re: Ask T-bone

Posted: April 6th, 2017, 7:25 am
by Obidobi
Will someone releave me in time so I can go home in may and drive my Oldsmobile?

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Posted: April 6th, 2017, 6:40 pm
by T-bone
Obidobi wrote: April 6th, 2017, 7:25 am Will someone releave me in time so I can go home in may and drive my Oldsmobile?
Yes, and the bathroom is down the hall on the right.

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Posted: April 7th, 2017, 5:51 am
by Obidobi
T-bone wrote: April 6th, 2017, 6:40 pm
Obidobi wrote: April 6th, 2017, 7:25 am Will someone releave me in time so I can go home in may and drive my Oldsmobile?
Yes, and the bathroom is down the hall on the right.
Are you sure about that? Usually the men's room is to the left, since women is always right....

Re: Ask T-bone

Posted: April 7th, 2017, 6:16 pm
by T-bone
Obidobi wrote: April 7th, 2017, 5:51 am
T-bone wrote: April 6th, 2017, 6:40 pm
Obidobi wrote: April 6th, 2017, 7:25 am Will someone releave me in time so I can go home in may and drive my Oldsmobile?
Yes, and the bathroom is down the hall on the right.
Are you sure about that? Usually the men's room is to the left, since women is always right....
Depends on which way you're facing.

Re: Ask T-bone

Posted: April 8th, 2017, 10:11 am
by Jack
Mr. Bone, what's the best way to retire at age 33?

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Posted: April 8th, 2017, 11:58 am
by T-bone
Jack wrote: April 8th, 2017, 10:11 am Mr. Bone, what's the best way to retire at age 33?
Get yourself adopted by Donald Trump. His kids are all retired.

Re: Ask T-bone

Posted: April 8th, 2017, 5:52 pm
by Jack
T-bone wrote: April 8th, 2017, 11:58 am Get yourself adopted by Donald Trump. His kids are all retired.
Retired or retarded?

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Posted: April 8th, 2017, 6:06 pm
by T-bone
Jack wrote: April 8th, 2017, 5:52 pm
T-bone wrote: April 8th, 2017, 11:58 am Get yourself adopted by Donald Trump. His kids are all retired.
Retired or retarded?
Be nice. You can't choose your parents.
Unless you get lucky.

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Posted: April 12th, 2017, 7:58 pm
by Jack
T-bone wrote: April 8th, 2017, 6:06 pm Be nice. You can't choose your parents.
Unless you get lucky.
Reminds me of a story I heard about these kids who were making fun of another kid who was adopted. The adopted kid had the best response: "Well, at least my parents CHOSE me. Yours are stuck with you!"

Anyhoo...

Mr. Bone, what would it take to make a buddy cop movie with Ice-T and Ice Cube called "Arnold Palmer"?

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Posted: April 13th, 2017, 1:01 am
by T-bone
Jack wrote: April 12th, 2017, 7:58 pm Mr. Bone, what would it take to make a buddy cop movie with Ice-T and Ice Cube called "Arnold Palmer"?
Apparently, a pulse. They'll put Ice Cube in just about any movie now.

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Posted: April 13th, 2017, 10:27 am
by Jack
T-bone wrote: April 13th, 2017, 1:01 am Apparently, a pulse. They'll put Ice Cube in just about any movie now.
Unrelated to all Ice related matters...

I haven't read the EU since before Disney decided to take a massive dump on the old continuity and declare that all the many EU materials we spent 30 years and countless dollars and time on didn't matter anymore. How's the new EU?

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Posted: April 14th, 2017, 12:43 am
by T-bone
Jack wrote: April 13th, 2017, 10:27 am I haven't read the EU since before Disney decided to take a massive dump on the old continuity and declare that all the many EU materials we spent 30 years and countless dollars and time on didn't matter anymore. How's the new EU?
I have not read it, Sam I am.
Actually, I read Lost Stars and it was decent.
Aftermath was "ok" but had some annoying stuff going on.

That's about all I got through.
Still waiting on that Shadows of the Empire movie! :D

Re: Ask T-bone

Posted: April 17th, 2017, 2:22 pm
by Jack
Was there ever a reason given why they decided to just unceremoniously dump the old continuity, instead of giving us a "Crisis on Infinite Earths"-like reboot?

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Posted: April 17th, 2017, 7:10 pm
by T-bone
Jack wrote: April 17th, 2017, 2:22 pm Was there ever a reason given why they decided to just unceremoniously dump the old continuity, instead of giving us a "Crisis on Infinite Earths"-like reboot?
Not that I know of, but if I were to venture a guess, it's because they wanted to make new films without crazy rules. :)

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Posted: April 17th, 2017, 7:39 pm
by Jack
T-bone wrote: April 17th, 2017, 7:10 pm Not that I know of, but if I were to venture a guess, it's because they wanted to make new films without crazy rules. :)
*Grumble* They could have at least given us a book to end the old universe. If you're gonna fuck me, butter me up with a little dinner first. *grumble*

Re: Ask T-bone

Posted: April 17th, 2017, 8:30 pm
by T-bone
Jack wrote: April 17th, 2017, 7:39 pm
T-bone wrote: April 17th, 2017, 7:10 pm Not that I know of, but if I were to venture a guess, it's because they wanted to make new films without crazy rules. :)
*Grumble* They could have at least given us a book to end the old universe. If you're gonna fuck me, butter me up with a little dinner first. *grumble*
Go complain to Pablo and the "story group" pal.

Re: Ask T-bone

Posted: April 18th, 2017, 6:16 pm
by Siamese Sith
Hey T can't seem to be able to post pics from my phone on the forums, apparently the file size is always too large, any remedy on your end so I don't have to resize them on a PC?

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Posted: April 18th, 2017, 6:48 pm
by T-bone
Siamese Sith wrote: April 18th, 2017, 6:16 pm Hey T can't seem to be able to post pics from my phone on the forums, apparently the file size is always too large, any remedy on your end so I don't have to resize them on a PC?
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Long ago, we were not careful about things like file sizes and the boards grew to stupid lengths. Now we're sticking with the defaults as they're defaults for a reason: they work. We can't let the boards grow endlessly and take up gigs and gigs of space because someone has a cool image of BB8 that they think is cool. It's a discussion forum, not an image repository. So talk and discuss. :D

Or make smaller pics.

Re: Ask T-bone

Posted: April 19th, 2017, 9:50 am
by Jack
T-bone wrote: April 18th, 2017, 6:48 pm
Siamese Sith wrote: April 18th, 2017, 6:16 pm Hey T can't seem to be able to post pics from my phone on the forums, apparently the file size is always too large, any remedy on your end so I don't have to resize them on a PC?
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Long ago, we were not careful about things like file sizes and the boards grew to stupid lengths. Now we're sticking with the defaults as they're defaults for a reason: they work. We can't let the boards grow endlessly and take up gigs and gigs of space because someone has a cool image of BB8 that they think is cool. It's a discussion forum, not an image repository. So talk and discuss. :D

Or make smaller pics.
Can I make a suggestion? Maybe use a site like Imgur to upload them to, then use the image link button above to put it in a post?