Not so long ago, in a galaxy far, far away...
Lord Tesla Tempts Fate
Tiring of avoiding most media, Lord Tesla,
risking the Wrath of the Force and other Bad
Stuff, took concerted action to bring the
long siege of boredom and anxiety to an end.
Striking from his hidden base, he risked even
possibly encountering devastating spoilers to obtain
tickets for The Force Awakens this very Wednesday.