Kaken Osmex
04-25-2005, 10:22 PM
If this is in the wrong place I beseech the all powerfull mods to move/delete this thread as needed.
Okay, let me set the scene for you. My wife, three year old son and I are in a Kay Bee toys earlier today, I head directly for the Star Wars toys, Mom and Mini-Me are playing with some stuff a few feet away. Some kid, looks to be about 19 or so is coming in behind us with his girlfriend/wife. I am hunched over looking thru the figures when I spot a Republic Gunship, just then the kid mumbles to his girl and I hear fag with Star Wars toys. Now I am six foot and between 350 to 400lbs, this kid is about five foot nothing and no bigger than my left leg. I raise up and before I think about it my mouth kicks in. I ask him "is there a problem here?" The wife freezes, and so does the kid. He looks at me and I put down the gunship and ask if he was talking to me. Here is where it could have all gone bad but I guess the kid realized that he talked smack to the wrong geek. He starts back stepping and stammering with the no sir, just telling her, Star Wars, yadda, yadda. I really thought he was gonna cry or pee his shorts.
In hind site I really should have just let it go but I was hungry and when I get hungry I get cranky, and to top it off there was no Vader on the operating table figure there. This is why I would never have made a good Jedi, much anger in me, I would have force choked the little f style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/censored.gif r and walked away. Either way, chalk one up for the fat guy today, one day my mouth is gonna get me hurt. Maybe the little punk will think twice the next time he thinks about poping off.
Okay, let me set the scene for you. My wife, three year old son and I are in a Kay Bee toys earlier today, I head directly for the Star Wars toys, Mom and Mini-Me are playing with some stuff a few feet away. Some kid, looks to be about 19 or so is coming in behind us with his girlfriend/wife. I am hunched over looking thru the figures when I spot a Republic Gunship, just then the kid mumbles to his girl and I hear fag with Star Wars toys. Now I am six foot and between 350 to 400lbs, this kid is about five foot nothing and no bigger than my left leg. I raise up and before I think about it my mouth kicks in. I ask him "is there a problem here?" The wife freezes, and so does the kid. He looks at me and I put down the gunship and ask if he was talking to me. Here is where it could have all gone bad but I guess the kid realized that he talked smack to the wrong geek. He starts back stepping and stammering with the no sir, just telling her, Star Wars, yadda, yadda. I really thought he was gonna cry or pee his shorts.
In hind site I really should have just let it go but I was hungry and when I get hungry I get cranky, and to top it off there was no Vader on the operating table figure there. This is why I would never have made a good Jedi, much anger in me, I would have force choked the little f style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/censored.gif r and walked away. Either way, chalk one up for the fat guy today, one day my mouth is gonna get me hurt. Maybe the little punk will think twice the next time he thinks about poping off.