What's Natalie Hiding?

[T-bone]

http://www.natalieportman.com/picstemp/Nat...tmanGlobePC.jpg (http://www.natalieportman.com/picstemp/NataliePortmanGlobePC.jpg)

I don't care what Universe you're from, that's gotta be embarrassing.

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[Rob]

LOFL

[Dark Helmet]

Tell me that crack ain't all sweaty and stinky. Feel sorry for the next person to shake her hand. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/ohmy.gif

[Obidobi]

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HEYHEY
Maybe she `s got hemoroids?
Or maybe checking the butt plug?
Who knows??
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[T-bone]

Ah, the old Stink-Palm...
Good old MALLRATS.

"Would you like a pretzel?"

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[threeP0]

Ah yes, Mallrats. The whole world knows it doesnt get any more classic then that. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin.gif

[Tyranus]

ROTFLMAO!!!

[Darth Bun]

My Goodness.....I do believe that that photo does indeed take tha cake....or the chocolate covered pretzel :D

[QuigonWindu]

What was it ,I couldnt see it , my computer's messed up.

[Senator Amory]

Well, QuiGonWindu,

Try it again. If it still messes up, ask one more time and I'll tell ya what it is. It's better to see it, than it is to hear about it, then see it. It ruins the fun like that. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif

Senator Amory

[QuigonWindu]

It just doesnt work for me this is the 5th time. I need a new computer.

[JediKeri.]

ugg, YOu guys! The poor girl!

[Brian]

What's wrong with that? *I do it all the time *style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin.gif .

[JediKeri.]

Yeah, but I bet you don't do it in public. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/cool.gif

[NelsonCoressel]

Where no hand has gone before...

I bet one has...

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[Tyranus]

<span style='color:red'>LoL, ahh I can't stop laughing! She sure has a nice rear heh! style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/hmmm.gif</span>

[wagnike2]

dang.. she is so fine but that has gotta be embarassing

[Tovor]

What's the big deal? *She's just adjusting the reception on her plug-in cell phone receiver. *style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/bigsmile.gif

Or maybe she's peeling out a wedgie by going right at the source. One can only hope she keeps herself, uh...clean back there.

Or, she's getting ready to throw something on the grill and that's where she keeps a convienant tbone steak hidden.

One last comment. *Almost reminds me of John Belushi getting at an itch whilst sitting in the cockpit of his fighter in 1941.

Okay okay, I said last comment but I can't resist. *We guys had to suffer watching Ewan stuff his hand down the back of his pants to insert a suppository in Trainspotting. *At least now we get to see a similar act with a much sweeter looking tush. *

TBone, why didn't you post this in the Obsessor's thread? *The guys there (and some gals too) would love this.

[Seanakin]

Caption time...

"Two years, I hid that uncomfortable hunk of metal up there..."

Sorry, HAD to have been done.

Especially since the chocolate-covered pretzel bit was already taken, though it woulda been a bigger surprise if it weren't taken by now. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/happy.gif

[Vyndim]

<span style='color:000070'>LOL! Too funny. I almost feel sorry for her. I can only imagine the amount of redicule shes going to suffer for this. I wonder if she has seen these yet? style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif</span>

[Blizzard]

Ewwwwww, butt crack!

Oh she has seen them, they were already making fun of them on Conan O'Brien!

[Luthien]

Aw, poor Natalie.

That's part of the reason I'd never want to be an actor...having your every mistake made fun of like that.

[Tyranus]

That's gotta be embarassing :dontgetit:

[Luthien]

Originally posted by Tyranus@June 25 2002 - 15:54
That's gotta be embarassing :dontgetit:
Sure must be. And as a certified dork, I'd be sure to mess up and do something stupid and/or embarrassing.

[QuigonWindu]

What is it. Somebody tell me.

[Rebel Astromech Droid]

I know it's been said but poor Natalie thats gotta be extreamly imbarassing.

Quigonwindu I'm in a giving mood today so I'll tell you. It's a picture of Natalie Portman sticking her hand down the back of her pants. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/ohmy.gif

[Pepper]

I wish I'd never seen those pictures. *Hey, which of us has never had to adjust yourself, or remove a wedgie?? *Plus, whudya expect wearing such tight pants like that? If I was a celebrity I can guarantee you there'd be all sorts of pictures like that of me. And you know what else? I probably wouldn't care. If they asked me on the Tonight Show and popped those on the screen and questioned "what in the world were you doing there?!" I might just say, "Oh, I was removing a wedgie." Move along, move along, and that'd be that. What's the big deal, really?

[Tovor]

Pepper, somebody like Natalie Portman should NOT be running her hand down her pants to remove a wedgie. *That's indecent. *She shoulda just dropped her pants to her knees and pulled out the wedged panties the easy way, the only method hot chicks should be allowed by law to use.

[Polunis]

I think she needs to conduct such business indoors. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/mad.gif

[Senator Amory]

I totally agree with Pepper on this one. Although I almost died laughing about it. But hey, when you've got an itch or a wedgie, you gotta deal with it. And Polunis, sometimes you just can't hold off till you get indoors. *style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif

Qui Gon Windu,

Sorry I didn't tell you like I said I would. I didn't get back to this thread in time. Sorry

[wagnike2]

I also agree with pepper. I mean yea, I like the picture because it's funny but that must suck. I mean I do that sometimes when I have a wedgie I'm sure everyone does. We just don't have cameras following us everywhere.

[tunafishman]

No, man, Tovor has the right idea :devil:

[Brian]

Originally posted by tunafishman@June 27 2002 - 11:35
No, man, Tovor has the right idea *style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/devil.gif
Tuna, there we go thinking alike again. Tovor is right.

[JediKeri.]

Men..... :sarcasm:

[Rebel Astromech Droid]

Originally posted by JediKeri@June 30 2002 - 14:21
Men..... :sarcasm:
Now someone has said something intelligent. I fully back you up on that.

[Justin]

I'm sure she's just fixing a wedgie.

The people who really should be ashamed are the photographer for selling those pictures, and the newspaper editor for publishing them. That's just a cruel thing to do to someone.

I personally am not a fan of Natalie Portman's acting, but I feel really sorry for her.

[Senator Amory]

<span style='color:darkblue'>You know? I have the mind to think that Natalie could sue the photograher and the magazine publisher for invasion of privacy.

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[Polunis]

I think her case would "top"ple in court. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif

[Smeghead]

Ouch, I think that pun actually caused me physical injury.... :o)

[Polunis]

Just walk it off. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif

[Keiran_Halcyon]

I just walked into this thread to say hi and got hit in the face with a bad pun. I think I need to go sit down.

[bodhisattva yoda]

i don't necessarily feel embarrased for her, but i do sympathize about the fact that her privacy as been exploited. and um, i don't think she's fishing out a wedgie... that one picture suggests that she isn't wearing underwear. but really, who doesn't put their hands in their pants? perhaps we shouldn't feel so ashamed. perhaps natalie will become a social revolutionary.
perhaps not.

[Polunis]

I just walked into this thread to say hi and got hit in the face with a bad pun. I think I need to go sit down.

A pity that's my specialty... style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif :lol:

[QuigonWindu]

LOL that's nasty.

[Javen]

Of all the time Ive been here, how did I ever miss this thread?

She is fishing out something, I bet she didn't wipe and she has some dingleberries hanging.

[QuigonWindu]

Yea this thread is pretty old. How could you miss it?

[Queen 'Onna]

lol.That's gross.

[Lara]

Poor girl. Well, I have undies especially for low rise jeans so she probably is wearing undies. I feel sorry for her, having someone taking pics of her while she's, um, scratching her butt.

Yeah, hot guys should do the same thing, drop their pants to fix the wedgie!!!!

[Justin]

Yeah, hot guys should do the same thing, drop their pants to fix the wedgie!!!!

I don't seem to remember ever having a wedgie. At least not one that wasn't inflicted on me by another party. Oh well, my time will come I suppose.

[Lara]

Justin, I've actually seen guys fix their wedgies....well, one of my professors did that in front of the class http://216.40.249.192/mysmilies/cwm/cwm/eek2.gif

[Justin]

She is fishing out something, I bet she didn't wipe and she has some dingleberries hanging.

And you're how old, Javen?

[Lara]

Tov, I've been trying to AIM you!

Justin, LMAO! do ya think she's, ya know....

[Tovor]

Javen:
She is fishing out something, I bet she didn't wipe and she has some dingleberries hanging.
Oh man. That's a picture I did not need in my head when I see that fine ass.

[Justin]

Wouldn't it be hilarious if this was from a cut scene?

So does that mean it's canon, or no?

[Lara]

While the Senator of Naboo was discussing peace with the Oolinies her mind was busy with other matters...playing with her....um...

[Darth Vegas]

I wonder if she sniffed her fingers afterwards.

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[Queen 'Onna]

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[Lara]

Bond, LMAO!!!!

[JediKeri.]

Only a man could have resurected this thread :sarcasm:

[Aayla]

Javen, this is just gross.

[QuigonWindu]

Originally posted by JediKeri@Nov 7 2002, 09:58 AM
Only a man could have resurected this thread :sarcasm:
Yea sorry about that.

[Javen]

Originally posted by Justin@Nov 5 2002, 11:16 PM
And you're how old, Javen?
What does that have to do with what I said?

[Justin]

Isn't it funny that a topic that was created almost half a year ago is now a "hot" thread?

[Javen]

I don't even think it's Natalie Portman.

[Tovor]

Isn't it funny that a topic that was created almost half a year ago is now a "hot" thread?


My bad, blame me. I like scrolling through the older pages looking for old threads that most people have forgotten about, and bump them up to see if anybody wants to continue them. Apprently, once bumped up, this one gained a lot of interest from posters both male and female.

[Justin]

Bully for you, Tovor!!

[Darth Drew]

<font style='width=80%; filter:glow(color=blue)'>This is a sick thread.</font>

[Justin]

At least she doesn't have her hand on the other side of her pants. Actually, I think that would be easier to look at. In fact, I wouldn't mind seeing that at all.

[James]

Originally posted by Javen@Nov 8 2002, 02:50 PM
I don't even think it's Natalie Portman.
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[Aayla]

Originally posted by Darth Drew@Nov 8 2002, 06:59 AM
<font style='width=80%; filter:glow(color=blue)'>This is a sick thread.</font>
<span style='color:purple'>Tell me about it. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/rolleyes.gif </span>

[Kit]

Well, Justin, she may just be taking the long way around...

I can dream can't I?