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RedMirax
12-07-2002, 06:08 PM
Image 40
Winner: Agent Bond A.K.A TK-007
Caption: "Oh honey it was terrible, first I was in the force field prison, and then, well then they tried to feed me to a monster!!!!"
Darth Vegas
12-07-2002, 07:26 PM
"Oh honey it was terrible, first I was in the force field prison, and then, well then they tried to feed me to a monster!!!!"
Darth Whaler
12-07-2002, 07:33 PM
Obi Wan, the party animal, is once again too drunk to drive and needs to be escorted home.
Obidobi
12-07-2002, 07:36 PM
" You are arrested for drinking diet Coke! You have the right to remain silent, all you say can and will be used against you in a court of law. You have the right for an attorney ............."
Rogue_Jedi
12-07-2002, 08:42 PM
After days of searching, a missing Ewan McGregor is found wandering Alice Springs, dazed and disoriented after straying from Fox Studios in Austrailia.
Rogue_Jedi
12-07-2002, 08:46 PM
Ewan McGregor is Obi-Wan Kenobi in "Trainspotting 2".
Rogue_Jedi
12-07-2002, 08:51 PM
Obi-Wan and Senator Padme's handmaiden were able to keep their relationship a secret, until this photograph appeared on the Coruscant daily news.
Rogue_Jedi
12-08-2002, 11:31 PM
After filming Episode II, Ewan McGregor was hired by Lord of the Rings director Peter Jackson to portray one of Middle Earth's "Wild Men".
Darth Vegas
12-09-2002, 02:32 AM
Ewan Mcgregor walks off the set of Braveheart 2: The Search for Obi-Wallace Kenobi
Darth Vegas
12-09-2002, 02:34 AM
Little did Anakin know, Obi-Wan didn't just go for A drink.
Darth Vegas
12-09-2002, 02:40 AM
<font style='width=80%; filter:glow(color=gold)'><font style='width=80%; filter:shadow(color=black)'>STAR WARS-----------
<span style='font-size:17pt;line-height:100%'>EPISODE III
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OBI-WAN GETS DRUNK AND
MARRIES MON MOTHMA!</span></font></font>
This is that top secret scene that GL shot in Tunisia supposedly for the end of E3.
Sean-Walsh
12-11-2002, 11:17 AM
Apparently Ewan studied Alec Guinness' character too well and became senile...
Siamese Sith
12-11-2002, 01:10 PM
Jedi retirement home administrator: "c'mon Mr Kenobi you'll like it at Sandy Acre's, it's nice and quiet and you'll be far from the hussle and bussle of the emp...republic"
Kenobi: "But I have to keep an eye on a young farmboy who's father is an evil manbot, he's our last hope......can I get a drink 'round these parts?"
Plo Koon
12-12-2002, 06:27 PM
Next time on unsolved mysteries:the unsuccessful attempt to cross man with wookie.
JediBendu
12-12-2002, 09:55 PM
"...baby steps, baby steps...just a little further dear, come on... baby steps, baby steps.."
Angel Starmaster
12-18-2002, 04:26 AM
Ewan; "Shoe's untied."
Diet coke Girl; "Huh? Wha?"
Ewan; "Madeja look."
The poor-man's Jedi mind trick.
kwawin
12-19-2002, 05:01 AM
Still in shock, Ewan McGregor is led away by his wife, after being attacked by George Lucas...
MCGREGOR: "It was just one little flub... I wasn't ad-libbing, I swear! Why?! Why did he have to hurt me?!"
MRS MCGREGOR: "Just be grateful I used my stun gun to get him off you. Next time you might not be so lucky."
RedMirax
12-20-2002, 10:19 PM
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