Ask Dr. Anaconda And Co.

[Obi-Wan]

This is a new answer thread. You can ask a question, or you can ask us a question about Star Wars. Or ask for advice! You can ask either Dr. Anaconda (Me) or you can ask Plo Koon.

[Smeghead]

*sigh*

[Justin]

LOL

[Whisper]

My Question is:

Why are there so many "Advice Threads"? I thought this was a Star Wars Forum...not Dear Abby (heh style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif)

[Obi-Wan]

<font style='width=80%; filter:glow(color=blue)'>I don't know that one. Try asking the people that make the advice threads. This isn't advice.</font>

[Whisper]

Gotcha... style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/cool.gif

[Obi-Wan]

<font style='width=80%; filter:glow(color=blue)'>Glad I could I help. Anymore questions?</font>

[Justin]

What??

[Obi-Wan]

<font style='width=80%; filter:glow(color=blue)'>You talking to me?</font>

[Padme]

Helloooooooooooooooo!!!

[Obi-Wan]

<font style='width=80%; filter:glow(color=blue)'>Doesn't anybody have questions?!</font>

[Queen 'Onna]

nope

[Javen]

The question is this, if you have an advice thread and there are 2 others but yet you say yours is a advice thread, but you say ask questions is it really an advice thread?

[Obi-Wan]

<font style='width=80%; filter:glow(color=blue)'>Like I said it's only part advice. All advice questions go to The Art.</font>

[Blizzard]

Why are there so many question threads?

And why does one make a question thread when all they are going to answer is "I don't know"?

And who is Senitor_Amidiala? I don't see anyone here named that. And why is it spelled Senitor when it's spelled Senator?

And what experience does she have that her advice would be worth following?

Is that enough questions?

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[Javen]

Originally posted by Obi-Wan@Nov 30 2002, 09:05 PM
<font style='width=80%; filter:glow(color=blue)'>Like I said it's only part advice. All advice questions go to The Art.</font>
Please lock this thread Obi Wan and throw away the key, we don't need any more.

and what is The Art?

[JediKeri.]

Rather WHO is The Art?

[Obi-Wan]

<font style='width=80%; filter:glow(color=blue)'>The Art is Senitor_Amidiala. She posts here all the time. I PM her and asked here if she wanted to team up with me and she said yeah. I guess she just wanted to spell it that way. Because everybody likes to answer questions.</font>

[Blizzard]

Here's an idea. Since she is 12 why don't you restart this thread in the Bear Clan. Then everyone will be happy.

[Obi-Wan]

<font style='width=80%; filter:glow(color=blue)'>I'm not trying to be mean or anything, but um what is wrong with it being here?</font>

[Obidobi]

I guess it is because there is so many advice threads here already.
That is what I think.........?

[Darth Drew]

<font style='width=80%; filter:glow(color=blue)'>I agree.</font>

[Obidobi]

Here is some of the advice/answer threads:

Tovor (http://www.galacticsenate.com/index.php?act=ST&f=19&t=1623)

ONNA AND AAYLA (http://www.galacticsenate.com/index.php?act=ST&f=19&t=2380)

Padme & Starra (http://www.galacticsenate.com/index.php?act=ST&f=19&t=2668)

Quigonwindu (http://www.galacticsenate.com/index.php?act=ST&f=19&t=2622)

Tommys Mental (http://www.galacticsenate.com/index.php?act=ST&f=19&t=2516)

[Justin]

Hey...QGW has two "ask me" threads? Hm...

[Padme]

<span style='color:red'>Uh, excuse me!! I was the first one to have an advice thread, okay!! I am the best!! style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif</span>

[Obi-Wan]

<font style='width=80%; filter:glow(color=blue)'>Doesn't anybody need a question answered or needs advice. Or wants to ask a Star Wars question.</font>

[senitor_amidiala]

<font style='width=80%; filter:glow(color=deeppink)'>i think all of you guys need to calm down, i am the Art! i spell my name like that because i want to, and, come to think of it, if i remember rightly, obi-wan is only 13 or 14. i had know idea when obi-wan P.M me that there was any other advice threads. ok, i think we all need to calm down, ok? right, blizee, i apreciate your questions,and i am here, and have been here for a while, i am good friends with obi-wan and if you choose to ask us a question, then it is up to you! but, i have answered your questions! i would also like to say that obi-wan has only just told me that he actually opened the thread, that is why i have only just arrived here!
Ami XxXxXxhttp://www.gamers-forums.com/smilies/otn/ez/ezpi_heartbeating.gif</font>

[Javen]

Senator Amidala

There is noone upset, its just there are too many advice threads already.

Oh, and welcome to the site style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif

[Obi-Wan]

<font style='width=80%; filter:glow(color=blue)'>Okay everyone! If you read the first page you will know this is no longer advice. Just ask us questions. Anyways I never been good at advice.</font>

[Padme]

<font style='width=80%; filter:glow(color=gold)'>Remember I was the first one to open an advice thread on here, so come to "Dear Padme" if you want good advice, I am the best!</font>

[Obi-Wan]

<font style='width=80%; filter:glow(color=blue)'>Isn't there someone out there who wants to ask something?</font>

[Aayla]

Nope.

What a pity...

[Tovor]

Obi-Wan. if 2 planets of neighboring stars have a wide orbit that takes them very close to each other once a year, like within 30,000 miles or so, will the contrasting gravity of the other planet make people on the one planet weigh less for that time period of the 2 world's passing, or even cause loose objects on the surface of each close-passing world to float due to gravity tugging at them from both directions?

[senitor_amidiala]

Originally posted by Javen@Dec 3 2002, 04:11 PM
Oh, and welcome to the site style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif
i am not new to the site, i have been here longer than you relise, i was hear even when i wasn't registered, i would read the threads, just for my own personal knwladge, i h ave been on this site since may 2002 the same as obi-wan!

[Krogenar]

Question: ... if I wanted to start my own advice thread, do you have any suggestions?

style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif Ok, here's my question. Do you think ... um, ah... I have no question, sorry. No wait!

How do you feel about the looming war in Iraq?

[Tovor]

How do you feel about the looming war in Iraq?
Although this isn't my answer thread, I am opposed to us getting involved in the Looming War. Let the Looms fight their own battles and we'll deal with Saddam. The Looms are looneys and their Looming War is not our business.

[Javen]

Originally posted by senitor_amidiala+Dec 4 2002, 03:45 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(senitor_amidiala @ Dec 4 2002, 03:45 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-Javen@Dec 3 2002, 04:11 PM


Oh, and welcome to the site style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif
i am not new to the site, i have been here longer than you relise, i was hear even when i wasn't registered, i would read the threads, just for my own personal knwladge, i h ave been on this site since may 2002 the same as obi-wan![/b][/quote]
Well thank you for that insight, but I have never seen you before, so therefore I was welcoming you.

[tunafishgirl]

Okay, you want a question? Here's a question.

How many acres of trees are used to make the newsprint for the average Sunday edition of the New York Times?

[Obi-Wan]

<font style='width=80%; filter:glow(color=blue)'>You got me there.</font>

[Das_Funked]

How do you feel about the looming war in Iraq?

I'm worried as to why America wants to start a war with Iraq anyway. Plus, I think that if Suddam Hussain in cornered, he will do anything to protect himself. So I think that it could end pretty ugly.

[Obi-Wan]

<font style='width=80%; filter:glow(color=blue)'>I think it's okay that America goes to War with Iraq. We will win. Something has to be done to stop him. So I think we should go to War.</font>

[tunafishgirl]

Originally posted by Obi-Wan@Dec 6 2002, 11:33 AM
<font style='width=80%; filter:glow(color=blue)'>You got me there.</font>
geez...not even any research before giving up? you wanted questions and you're calling yourself a quizler...aren't you even going to try to find out the answer?

[tunafishgirl]

here's another one:

Since Neptune's discovery in 1846, how many revolutions has it made around the sun?

(this time do some research or something...)

btw, no answers unless you attempt.

[QuigonWindu]

Originally posted by Padme@Dec 2 2002, 12:40 AM
<span style='color:red'>Uh, excuse me!! I was the first one to have an advice thread, okay!! I am the best!! style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif</span>
Actually I was the first, Ask Super Mr. Know it all was part advice

[Aayla]

Originally posted by Obi-Wan@Dec 6 2002, 07:11 PM
<font style='width=80%; filter:glow(color=blue)'>I think it's okay that America goes to War with Iraq. We will win. Something has to be done to stop him. So I think we should go to War.</font>
Man, you're nuts. What do ya want? World War III?

[senitor_amidiala]

i say no to war, even though i am british!

[Obi-Wan]

<font style='width=80%; filter:glow(color=blue)'>If we have to into World War III that's fine. We have to stop them. At any costs.</font>

[tunafishgirl]

dude, when are you going to get to my questions???

btw, here's a question you should be able to answer...how'd you come up with the quizlers???

[Obi-Wan]

<font style='width=80%; filter:glow(color=blue)'>Hey you did tell me to do research on it. Because I don't know any of them. I came up with "Ask The Quizlers" early this year but I was teamed up with Qui-Gon so I didn't do it. But now that Qui-Gon and I are no longer partners I started it.</font>

[tunafishgirl]

Hey you did tell me to do research on it. Because I don't know any of them.

what? i don't get what you're saying.

I came up with "Ask The Quizlers" early this year

um, what? i thought you'd at least get this one right. tunafishman actually came up with "the quizlers." check out page 17 of the original ask mr. know-it-all thread.

my new question: what's the point of this thread if you don't try to answer trivia questions?

i also have another one...first, a quote:

If we have to into World War III that's fine. We have to stop them. At any costs.

my question: who's "them?"

[Obi-Wan]

<font style='width=80%; filter:glow(color=blue)'>Them is Iraq. I forgot Tunafishman came up with it. I thought I did. I have tried to answer questions. But when I don' know one I don't know it. The last questions you asked I don't know them.</font>

[Obi-Wan]

<font style='width=80%; filter:glow(color=blue)'>Come on ask us something.</font>

[Obi-Wan]

<font style='width=80%; filter:glow(color=blue)'>Hey! Ask us something!</font>

[Plo Koon]

I'm the new quizler:

<marquee>The arcologist Plo Koon</marquee>

[Obi-Wan]

<font style='width=80%; filter:glow(color=blue)'>Welcome to the team, Plo Koon!</font>

[Plo Koon]

It's good to be here.

[Plo Koon]

Ask anything people.

[Padme]

Can any of you say the whole rhyme of "Peter Piper"?!?
There I asked you something!

[Plo Koon]

97% impossible.

[Javen]

97% impossible? Why is that?

[Blizzard]

I think there are enough unanswered questions in this thread to keep you guys busy... No one answered these...

Why are there so many question threads?

And why does one make a question thread when all they are going to answer is "I don't know"?

[Obi-Wan]

<font style='width=80%; filter:glow(color=blue)'>There are so many question threads cause people like to answer them. I guess they do it to get their post count up.</font>

[Padme]

No one ever answered my question.

[Obi-Wan]

<font style='width=80%; filter:glow(color=blue)'>Ask us questions! Come on, you know you want to!</font>

[Padme]

Why aren't you at the vet getting your shots?

[Das_Funked]

Why do I listen to my music so loud that it buggers up the speakers?

[Obi-Wan]

<font style='width=80%; filter:glow(color=blue)'>Padme you really should stop stealing computers from other people at the nut house. Anyways I'm not a dog or any other animal, so I don't go to the vet. Das music is never too loud. I play my music really loud!</font>

[Brian]

Quizlers,

What should I cook for dinner tonight for my wife on Valentine's Day?

~OBG

[Plo Koon]

Depends what does she like?

[Obi-Wan]

Come on ask us something!

[Rebel Astromech Droid]

What should I do my CD player was confiscated and I need it?

[Obi-Wan]

Well when the school closes get on a black suit. Put on some goggles that can see in the dark and sneak in at about 10 to 11 at night. Go through the vents and tie a rope above the room that your CD player is in. Lower down on it. Make sure you have a friend with you so that she or he can pull you up. Lower down to the desk or whatever and make sure to wear black gloves, so that you don't leave finger prints. Open it, get it, and get out!

[Rebel Astromech Droid]

there are no vents and I don't know where it is. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif

[Obi-Wan]

Well sneak in through the window. Use a glass cutter to get through the window. Well whoever took it from you should have it in his or her room. Which I don't see why anyone would take something from you.

[Rebel Astromech Droid]

I broke the rules so my cd player was taken away. I took it out of my backpack which isnot allowed.

[Obi-Wan]

You should have kept it in dude! You could have tried some Matrix moves on whoever took it.

[Rebel Astromech Droid]

No it was actually a cool teacher who felt bad about taking it later.

[Obi-Wan]

Well. Hmm. It still would of been cool to do some Matrix stuff. But anyways, try to do some mind control power on whoever it is.

[Rebel Astromech Droid]

I wish

[Obi-Wan]

What about growing out your nails like Lady Deathstrike from X2?

[Rebel Astromech Droid]

That makes it really hard to play the guitar

[Obi-Wan]

Good point.

[Rebel Astromech Droid]

yeah

[Obi-Wan]

What about shooting lasers out of your eyes?

[Rebel Astromech Droid]

that would be cool

[Obi-Wan]

Yeah, but then no one could see your beautiful eyes.

[Rebel Astromech Droid]

Why

[Obi-Wan]

Cuz Cyclops has to wear Shades all the time or else he'd kill everybody, by just looking at em. He's been training since he was like 13 to control his powers, he's now 46 or 47 and still can't go around without them.

[Rebel Astromech Droid]

oh i did not know that

[Obi-Wan]

I'm a big comic fan, so I know alot about that stuff.

[Rebel Astromech Droid]

well I don't

[Obi-Wan]

I had a feeling you didn't. Have you ever read any SW comics?

[Rebel Astromech Droid]

no

[Obi-Wan]

You should. They rock!

[Rebel Astromech Droid]

Thats wonderful

[Obi-Wan]

<span style='color:blue'>style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif You're good.</span>

[Rebel Astromech Droid]

I know and no i won't give up.

[Obi-Wan]

Give up on what?

[Rebel Astromech Droid]

Do you even need to ask? It's about what we were talking about earlier.

[Lord Rocha]

Another Advice thread ??!! style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wacko.gif

Oh my.... style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wink.gif

[Mann]

If i had questions.........................I'd ask Padme

[Javen]

I would ask myself.

[Padme]

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[Lord Rocha]

Does someone believes this advice thread is going to be swept away by the other ones or it will survive its first week ? style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wink.gif

[Justin]

Dr. Anaconda? Is that a euphamism?

[Obi-Wan]

Pter this isn't this threads first week. Aquadude no it's not.

[Lara]

Dr. Anaconda? :eek: *Lara bites her tongue*

[nerfer]

LMAO Lara!!!! The mind boggles.

[Lara]

Nerf, not only the name but the "you know you want to" part style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/sly.gif

[Lord Rocha]

Dr. Anaconda (Obi-Wan) :

Is this a competition with your sister (Padme) ?
Or just you want to help the poor people that cant take any decision by them ? style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/huh.gif

[Lara]

I think he just wants to be the male version of Dr. Ruth.

[Lord Rocha]

Oh...Ok ! style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif
Thanks Darth Lara.

[Obi-Wan]

Who is Dr. Ruth? As for the whole "you know you want to". That is for fun! I'm just doing this for fun! My sis and Starra have theres. I have mine. There is no competition.

[Lara]

Ah, sweet, innocent mind...

[Obi-Wan]

I'm not trying to be some stupid Dr. Ruth!

[Lara]

Dr. Ruth is a therapist...a SEX therapist...and Anaconda IS a euphemism.

[Obi-Wan]

I know who Dr. Ruth is! And when I came up with the idea of Dr. Anaconda it had nothing to do with that!

[Lara]

Originally posted by Obi-Wan@Mar 3 2003, 12:02 AM
Who is Dr. Ruth? As for the whole "you know you want to". That is for fun! I'm just doing this for fun! My sis and Starra have theres. I have mine. There is no competition.
If you did know who is Dr. Ruth then why did you ask?

[Obi-Wan]

It took some time, but I know.

[Lord Rocha]

It appears that this thread is even more dead than the economy ! style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif

[Plo Koon]

bump

[Darth Vegas]

What's cooler, Superman, or Spiderman PJ's?

[Plo Koon]

Spiderman's. Because tights look stupid.

[Darth Vegas]

Spiderman's costume is made out of the same material, it's not tights, it's spandex.

[Marbleman]

Originally posted by Lord Rocha@Mar 15 2003, 11:26 PM
It appears that this thread is even more dead than the economy ! style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif
hey rocha. lets keep a little optimism here. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif
bond - ill go with spiderman pjs. superman is the worst of all the superheros, as hes all powerful and still dumb as a sack of bricks. a bald corporation owner named lex is his arch nemesis. pitiful. batman proves that brains are much better than supernatural powers.

[Plo Koon]

Plus Spiderman has a face mask. That's cool right?

[Obi-Wan]

Spider-Man PJs for me. Spider-Man is a way cooler hero than Superdork! But Batman is the best!

[Plo Koon]

Yes he is a dork.

[Plo Koon]

Obi, lets keep this up from now on.

[Obi-Wan]

Batman rocks! Plus he has the coolest costume!

[Plo Koon]

Does anyone seek advice? Right now Padme and Starra's thread is out of service. Padme isn't here and Starra is MIA. We are (as I consider it) their back up advice thread.

[Darth Vegas]

Originally posted by Obi-Wan@Apr 5 2003, 06:54 PM
Spider-Man PJs for me. Spider-Man is a way cooler hero than Superdork! But Batman is the best!
Wow, cause Superman back in the day was the most popular superhero.

I'll take Superman anyday over Spiderman, and Batman.

Especially when it comes to movies, Batman and Spiderman suck.

[Darth Vegas]

Originally posted by marbleman84+Apr 5 2003, 06:51 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(marbleman84 @ Apr 5 2003, 06:51 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'> <!--QuoteBegin-Lord Rocha@Mar 15 2003, 11:26 PM
It appears that this thread is even more dead than the economy ! style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif
hey rocha. lets keep a little optimism here. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif
bond - ill go with spiderman pjs. superman is the worst of all the superheros, as hes all powerful and still dumb as a sack of bricks. a bald corporation owner named lex is his arch nemesis. pitiful. batman proves that brains are much better than supernatural powers. [/b][/quote]
You ever heard of Hercules?

[Plo Koon]

I'm sure he has but who knows. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wink.gif

[Darth Vegas]

Originally posted by Plo Koon@Apr 5 2003, 07:18 PM
I'm sure he has but who knows. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wink.gif
Well that's what Superman is based off of. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wink.gif

[Plo Koon]

Hey, I never knew that. Cool.

[Plo Koon]

Anybody need some advice?

[Plo Koon]

Ask me something.

[Padme]

I have monkeys attacking my house. What should I do?

[Plo Koon]

Are in armor and have knives?

[Whitesaber]

Padme, that's no way to be talking about Obi-Wan and his friends.

[Padme]

Yes, they are the ones you sent to me.

[Plo Koon]

Well I'll send them a mentel message.

(Hey I thought I told you to bombard the schools, idiots.) *The monkeys stop attacking Padme's house and head for the nearest school style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wink.gif .

[Whitesaber]

I suddenly fell in a hole that appeared merely by chance. How do I get out?

[Plo Koon]

Yell for someone. If that doesn't work then climb out with a really strong grip.

[Whitesaber]

Yeah, well I have girly hands. Or geeky hands, to put it correctly. I don't have a really strong grip. What else to I do?

[Plo Koon]

Like I said yell for someone.

[Whitesaber]

HELP PLO KOON! HELP ME!! HELP HELP HEEEEEEELP!!!!


... nothing's happening...

[Plo Koon]

*Uses the force to lift White out of the hole*

[Whitesaber]

Con-cen-TRATE!!!! *Plo Koon accidentally spills White into another hole of deeper design*

[Padme]

What should my Member Title be?

[Plo Koon]

White, Not my fault I got thrown off by a dog.

Padme, howabout advice girl.

[Obi-Wan]

Padme, advice girl is good. Or Naughty Dog. Or even scary one. Maybe Freak Nasty.

[Whitesaber]

Obi-Wan, SPEECH THIS! LOL I can't believe I remember that from Beast Wars. Yes yes, Padme, I was once 13 too. I watched the show just like Obi does.

That kind of scares me. Obi is a younger version of me?! :eek:

[Plo Koon]

Ask us anything.

[Obi-Wan]

Yeah peeps, ask us something!

[Krogenar]

Is Communism and/or Socialism (i.e. systems in which economic decisions are made from a single source) a viable economic model?

[Whitesaber]

Good question, Krogster. I really want to hear the answer now.

[Plo Koon]

That would be a matter of opinion. In my opinion is that it's not.

[Plo Koon]

Here's some random advice for guys: Anytime a girl tells you she's fine in a sharp tone, it means, "I'm pissed off, but I'm not telling you why."

[Obi-Wan]

style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/hehe.gif

[Rebel Astromech Droid]

Originally posted by Plo Koon@Apr 8 2003, 04:14 PM
Here's some random advice for guys: Anytime a girl tells you she's fine in a sharp tone, it means, "I'm pissed off, but I'm not telling you why."
I do that all the time to people.

So guys, you got any advice for an insomniac?

[Marbleman]

go to bed and close your eyes and then have someone hit you repeatedly with a smoked ham. works every time for me, but if you suffer permanent damage you must have used the wrong ham. :look:

[Rebel Astromech Droid]

Does the person above me still not know who starra is?

I don't think that ham is the best choice.

[Plo Koon]

Well, Turkey is less painful.

[Obi-Wan]

Or a bat. Cuz once your knocked out, you can't feel anything.

[Plo Koon]

I will give you the advice you want.

[Plo Koon]

Ask us anything.

[Obi-Wan]

Someone ask us something, please!

[Rebel Astromech Droid]

Why do I hate homework so much?

[Plo Koon]

Because you probably don't like the idea of doing schoolwork at home which there should be a law against, Starra.

[Plo Koon]

I will give you good advice.

[Obi-Wan]

Plo's right, there should be a law against homework. And forcing teens that hate Math to do it!

[Padme]

What is that sound coming from underneath your bed?

[Plo Koon]

Is it a dragon?^

[Obi-Wan]

I don't know Padme. I'll check.

[Lord Rocha]

Dr Anaconda :

Why your Advice thread is not-so-popular as the 15 others ?

[Obi-Wan]

It soon will be.

[Lord Rocha]

How ?

[Obi-Wan]

It will get more posts.

[Lord Rocha]

You should join Rogue Jedi ..maybe together are more luck !!

Dear What is your name ?

anyway....

When are you going to post in the Jedi Temple ????

[Obi-Wan]

Soon.

[Lord Rocha]

You said that...like 3 days ago !

This Advice thread is a fraud...I want my money back !

[Obi-Wan]

You never paid me!

[Lord Rocha]

Starra is going to pay for me, tell her !!

[Obi-Wan]

What?

[Lord Rocha]

She must pay...I am not going to pay !

She promised to pay my fee !!

[Obi-Wan]

Okay.

[Lord Rocha]

Good.

[Plo Koon]

I want to give you advice.

[Lord Rocha]

You want to give advice, Plo ?

[Plo Koon]

Yes. That is if you have the money for it. I'm just kidding, it's all free.

[Lord Rocha]

ok...we will test your hability.

Why this thread is so unpopular ?

[Plo Koon]

I don't know. Maybe it's because Padme and Starra are hogging the ball.

[Lord Rocha]

Yeah..always Padme and Starra.

[Obi-Wan]

<span style='color:blue'>Anything with Starra is better. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/inlove.gif</span>

[Plo Koon]

*sigh* I knew you'd say that.

[Obi-Wan]

I had a feeling you'd say that too.

[Lord Rocha]

What about an advice thread named Plo Koon and Anaconda Advice Services or Dear Starra and Warry Obi-Wan Advice ?

[Obi-Wan]

Possibly. This is an advice thread.

[Lord Rocha]

Good...

Do you like my new Title surname ?

[Plo Koon]

It's fine. But I still voted for Whitesaber.

[Obi-Wan]

Yeah, it's pretty funny.

[Lord Rocha]

Thanks, both of you....This is my true declaration of my feelings style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif

[Obi-Wan]

<span style='color:blue'>style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/hehe.gif</span>

[Lord Rocha]

What ??!!

[Plo Koon]

Does anyone want some advice from a guy who's gone through hell? (Translation: Had his parents divorce recently)

[Lord Rocha]

Ok...let me give a try to your advice...

Who was first , the egg or the chicken ?

[Plo Koon]

The egg.

[Lord Rocha]

Ok...

Another try...

American Football or Real Football (Soccer) ?

[Plo Koon]

American. Soccer sucks.

[Darth Drew]

Soccer doesn't suck.

[Lord Rocha]

American...how retard and brutal.

This Advice thread as foolish as pitiful !

[Plo Koon]

In my opinion it does.

[Lord Rocha]

Good, I will return with Padme and Starra !

[Plo Koon]

Forget you then.

[Obi-Wan]

So, anyone want some weird and odd advice from two crazy people?

[Lord Rocha]

No.

[Obi-Wan]

There are other people besides you.

[Lord Rocha]

Like Who ?

Everyone looks Padme, Starra, Ayla, Luuke, Krogenar, DF or DI for advice !

[Marbleman]

im even handed in my questions. i pick and choose in order to develop my theories on whose advice is best.

with that said
for men, when is it appropritate to scratch "them?" when you are alone or not in mixed company? style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/blush.gif

[Lord Rocha]

Dr. Anaconda isnt here but I am going to answer :

Due to the extreme Ignorance and Puritanism of the American Society this issue is...like a tabu, a real imbecile one, but it appears that in the posterior years to the Neo-Commercial revolution of the 90's and many activism by part of the rainbow lover groups the issue has became something more acceptable....

In short words :

You can scratch them between good friends (all males)
Or when you are alone.

[Plo Koon]

Originally posted by marbleman84@Apr 18 2003, 09:45 PM
for men, when is it appropritate to scratch "them?" when you are alone or not in mixed company? style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/blush.gif
When your alone of course. Or in the middle of an orgy.

[Plo Koon]

Does anyone want some advice from the only advice thread dude currently on?

[Obi-Wan]

Well anyone want advice from me?

[Rogue Jedi]

How can I get members at my board??

(I have asked this at other advice threads)

[Plo Koon]

Advertise it on other websites.

[Rebel Astromech Droid]

that doesn't work you get people like ^ who only post 4 times or ^^^'s sis who has posted zero times.

[Lord Rocha]

Originally posted by Rebel Astromech Droid@Apr 19 2003, 08:50 PM
that doesn't work you get people like ^ who only post 4 times or ^^^'s sis who has posted zero times.
correct !

I have the same problem at the Temple.

Hey, Starra I am the top poster of your board with more than 1000 posts ! (1/3 of the board total posts)

[Rebel Astromech Droid]

I know. You have more than me and i am the administrator. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/sly.gif

[Lord Rocha]

Yeah and Its true there are members (On the Temple and other Boards) like Orion Jaxx and Lara that never post. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/mad.gif

[Rebel Astromech Droid]

Yeah but there are still moer people at the temple than at the PF boards.

[Lord Rocha]

But PF has more posts than TJT thanks to its time and me.

[Rebel Astromech Droid]

yes I only have like 650 posts there.

[Lord Rocha]

Not much in my humble opinion !

[Obi-Wan]

Well, anybody got questions or need advice?

[Lord Rocha]

Yes, I have a question.

Do you think Palpatine is going to be crowne Emperor at the half of Episode III or until the ending ?

[Obi-Wan]

Half into it. He will declare himself Emperor.

[Plo Koon]

Random advice: If someone is really bugging you just stuff a rubber chicken down their pants and say it's a hidious growth.

[Obi-Wan]

<span style='color:blue'>style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/hehe.gif That's pretty good advice.</span>

[Padme]

Can either of you rub your stomach and pat your head at the same time? style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/hehe.gif

[Lord Rocha]

style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wacko.gif :look: style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/huh.gif

[Plo Koon]

Originally posted by Padme@Apr 23 2003, 04:13 PM
Can either of you rub your stomach and pat your head at the same time? style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/hehe.gif
With the same hand/arm?

[Padme]

style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif No.

[Plo Koon]

Sure, I don't see anything hard about that.

[Padme]

style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif

[Obi-Wan]

Yeah I can do that.

[Obi-Wan]

Someone ask us something! Or else we'll sue!

[mirax terrik horn]

well going on padme's question, can any of you touch your tongue with your nose?

[Obi-Wan]

Darn it, I can't!