Image 36| kwawin [Archive] - The Galactic Senate

RedMirax

11-24-2002, 06:25 PM

Image 36

Winner: kwawin

Caption: Lucas never did discover who was stealing the desserts out of his lunch bag.

PORTMAN: "Bwahahaha!!!"

FerrisWiel

11-24-2002, 06:42 PM

In preparation for SW:III, Natalie Portman tries out a frumpy housewife look.

Darth Vegas

11-24-2002, 06:48 PM

There are many ways to kill a senator...........

Siamese Sith

11-25-2002, 03:12 AM

New Cafe Naboo from celestial seasonings!
Great for those lazy afternoons after a hard day at the GALACTIC SENATE style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif
"celebrate the moments of your life"

aaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Sean-Walsh

11-25-2002, 03:13 PM

"You fools! Viceroy Gunray said *anthrax* not *Exlax*!!! Bah! Back to the drawing boards again!!"

"Why can't we just shoot her, sir?"

"Too easy!!!"

Krogenar

11-25-2002, 04:01 PM

Natalie Portman:"What is it again, blue is positive, no change is negative? Wait... this is a Nutrageous bar!!!"

Master Patton

11-25-2002, 07:03 PM

The one secert Padme` didn't tell anyone was that she really was an angel!..it must have hurt when she fell out of heaven!

Javen

11-25-2002, 07:25 PM

While noone was looking she had her secret fetish, cat food.

Obidobi

11-25-2002, 08:51 PM

Oh no! I´m out of abortion pills! What will Ani say? How are we gonna keep it a secret now?

Darth Whaler

11-25-2002, 11:47 PM

"Your husband will turn evil, mass murder hundreds of Jedi, and need a mechanical suit to stay alive"...heh! Sometimes these fortune cookies are rediculous!

kwawin

11-26-2002, 08:40 AM

PORTMAN: "Sonofabit... Hayden ate all me Lucky Charms!"

Clara

11-27-2002, 07:12 AM

The only way they could make Natalie wear those outfits was through chocolate bribes. Problem was, they just couldn't shift it in fast enough.

Natalie: "Georgie! I'm on my last one again!

Rogue_Jedi

11-27-2002, 07:32 PM

NATALIE: Mmmm...pudding.

Rogue_Jedi

11-27-2002, 07:39 PM

No matter how long they waited outside the balcony of her hotel room, the fanboys were never going to see Natalie take her robe off.

kwawin

11-29-2002, 11:31 PM

Lucas never did discover who was stealing the desserts out of his lunch bag.

PORTMAN: "Bwahahaha!!!"

Rogue_Jedi

12-02-2002, 01:02 AM

NATALIE: I don't know what's worse...the fact that I'm outside at 6am in my bathrobe, or that the caterer is out of chocolate pudding.

non compos mentis

12-02-2002, 11:12 PM

Natalie Portman: Folks it’s like cheese, you don’t understand it, I don’t understand but we love it just the same!

Rogue_Jedi

12-03-2002, 02:52 PM

Pre-production for Episode III goes underway:

NATALIE: Keep the chocolate coming, George! I'm supposted to look like I'm eating for three now!

Jacen Solo

12-04-2002, 01:54 PM

Too One-Bee went off the deep end when he learned that Padme was expecting.

(Sorry guys, I'm not very good at this.)

allforcedup

12-04-2002, 04:55 PM

Natalie: "I have no makeup, I'm wearing an old robe, and I'm scarfing down on junk food. Download this image in your dreams, fanboys!"

RedMirax

12-07-2002, 04:05 AM

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