Ask Mr. Know-it-All Part II

[QuigonWindu]

Since the original thread got to 49 pages and it stops at 50 I've created the sequel.

[Javen]

What imaginary friends? What a strange answer.

[QuigonWindu]

You've told me before that you had imaginary friends. Maybe you need more lol.

[QuigonWindu]

So any questions. Come on I wanna kick off this thread in a good way.

[Queen 'Onna]

<span style="color:darkred">Sorry.I ain't got no questions for ya.</span>

[QuigonWindu]

Oh

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[Queen 'Onna]

http://216.40.249.192/mysmilies/contrib/chapel/bigfrogs/biglaugh.gif

[QuigonWindu]

Tovor I read that post and I just want you to know that I don't do that. Javen does LOL jk.

[Tovor]

Well, I just changed that post. I didn't want people to know your secrets, heh heh heh.

[QuigonWindu]

Oh ok <span style="font-size:8pt;line-height:100%">thanks</span>

[Justin]

What, that you're a girl who dresses up in guy's clothes?

[QuigonWindu]

Hey that was a secret lol.

[Obidobi]

I have a question!
Where the hell is Darth Darthy?
Where is Black Baron?
Where is cloud?
Where am I?
Where are you?
Who am I?
Am I me?
Could I be someone else?
Why must I eat valium?
Why do they put me in a room with "pillows" On the wall and floor?
What is happening?
Did I survive the death star?
Why do I ask all this questions?
Am I crazy?

[Jamielee]

Is it possible that my history teacher is an evil drunk alien who hands out way too many worksheets??

[QuigonWindu]

Middle-internet
same
same
GS
GS
Tommy
yes
no
because you like it
because your crazy
nothing
yes
You needed answers
yes
Most history teachers are like that.So yes

[QuigonWindu]

Soooooooooooo any questions

[QuigonWindu]

I'm so bored. Alone in my thread.......... all alone.

[Obidobi]

Did u see I joined your board?

[QuigonWindu]

Yes I did Darth Horny.

[QuigonWindu]

Oh and for your member title I saw that it just says registered. Can you change that. If you can't I'll do it for you.

[Obidobi]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE</div><div class='quotemain'>Oh and for your member title I saw that it just says registered. Can you change that. If you can't I'll do it for you.
[/b][/quote]

How do u do that?
I can´t find that option!

[QuigonWindu]

Well if you can't change it I'll do it for you. Just tell me what you want.

[Plo Koon]

What websites are in Middle Internet.

[QuigonWindu]

Any website you want to look at. Since we're searching for Darth Darthy I'd reccomend dirty sites, or support groups.

[Aayla]

<span style="color:purple">I have a question.
Okay... Thing is that one of my friends' thinks that Halle Berry is his girlfriend. This is a serious problem. What should he do?</span>

[QuigonWindu]

Tell that idiot that Halle Berry's my girlfriend, And that if he goes anywhere near her. I'll hunt himdown and........

[Obidobi]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE</div><div class='quotemain'>Well if you can't change it I'll do it for you. Just tell me what you want. [/b][/quote]

The horniest sith ever!

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE</div><div class='quotemain'>Any website you want to look at. Since we're searching for Darth Darthy I'd reccomend dirty sites, or support groups.[/b][/quote]

Darthy doesn´t surf at porn sites! Anyway that is what he said!

[Javen]

Originally posted by Jamielee@Nov 20 2002, 09:00 PM
Is it possible that my history teacher is an evil drunk alien who hands out way too many worksheets??
You must have watched the Movie the Faculty, and it is etched in your brain with the power of suggestion.

Now you think your teacher is an alien thats an alcholic.

[flo fett]

hey my know-it-all can you help me with my dream?
Last night I dreamt I was in a strange city where lots of people kept trying to steal a small box from me. i kept having to run and hide with it or fight them off. When I opened the box I found it contained a photograph of Boba fett naked but for his Helmet. What does this mean?

[Plo Koon]

Originally posted by Obidobi@Nov 29 2002, 07:24 PM

Darthy doesn´t surf at porn sites! Anyway that is what he said!
Thank you for screwing up my search. It's ok. I never go to porno sites anyway. But are you sure he wasn't lying.

[Obidobi]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE</div><div class='quotemain'>Thank you for screwing up my search. It's ok. I never go to porno sites anyway. But are you sure he wasn't lying.
[/b][/quote]
That is what you say!! That was what he said too!! style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif

[Plo Koon]

I ain't lying. I'm dead serious.





:roll: :pacattack: :yinyang:

[Obidobi]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE</div><div class='quotemain'>I ain't lying. I'm dead surious.
[/b][/quote]

That is what I suspected! You are surious, not serious! style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/devil.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/evil.gif

[QuigonWindu]

Flo Fett. This question requires alot of thought. My first guess is that you want Boba Fett.

[QuigonWindu]

So any more questions its getting boring in herre.
so boring.
So take off all you're nevermind I'll stop now.

[QuigonWindu]

Why doesn't anybody ask any questions. I'm Super Mr. Know-it-all. The answer man.

[Obidobi]

Do u visit your own board sometimes?

[QuigonWindu]

Yes I was just there. Mod Darth Horny.

[Queen 'Onna]

<span style="color:darkred">Do you think people like me Mr. Know-it-all?</span>

[QuigonWindu]

Yes, why wouldn't they, you're cool, a member of The Fellowship of Darth and a queen. Anyone who doesn't like you is.......................... stupid. Yeah!!!!!!!!!!

[Queen 'Onna]

<span style="color:darkred">oh boy wow thanks Qui.</span>

[QuigonWindu]

Oh boy well your welcomehttp://65.68.63.156/mysmilies/cwm/cwm3d/3dsmirk.gif

[flo fett]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE</div><div class='quotemain'>. My first guess is that you want Boba Fett[/b][/quote]

haha style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin.gif Good guess, but i don't suppose it took you too long to figure that one out. It's something I wouldn't deny, but goddamn why is it that my ideal man doesn't even exist. Where are all the sexy, conversationally economic, mysterious bountyhunters? Eh? EH!?!
*fans herself to calm down, quite overcome at the thought of her fictitious object of desire.*
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[QuigonWindu]

I don't know. I just don't knowhttp://smilies.networkessence.net/s/cwm/cwm/crying.gifBut it really doesn't effect me.

[flo fett]

well, my boyfriend is sexy, and conversationally economic, and even quite mysterious in his own way. Maybe I could persuade him to become a bountyhunter! Wow you really are the answer man, this little chat has just made everything so clear. Thanks. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin.gif

[QuigonWindu]

Your welcome, and thanks for all the compliments. LOL

[Javen]

Why are women turning me down latley, am I flirting too much?

[QuigonWindu]

They don't want you because you flirt to much and they think you'll cheat on them.

[Javen]

Originally posted by QuigonWindu@Dec 4 2002, 07:25 PM
They don't want you because you flirt to much and they think you'll cheat on them.
You are partially right, but I have never cheated...ok once on my income tax, oh wait you don't work for the IRS do you?

[QuigonWindu]

My dad does. He'll here about this. jk no he doesn't

[Aayla]

<span style="color:purple">Why I never had a life and I have now?</span>

[QuigonWindu]

Maybe because you decided to go out and get a life style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif

[Aayla]

<span style="color:purple">Maybe...</span>

[QuigonWindu]

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[QuigonWindu]

In an attempt to lower the amount of answer?advice thread I asked 3 other question answerers to join my thread so far 2 of them have acceptedb, I don't know about the 3rd one yet. So lets welcom Aalya and Queen 'Onna.

[Queen 'Onna]

<span style="color:darkred">Bows thank you all.</span>

[QuigonWindu]

So any qustions. And to Aalya and Onna do you want any names like I have( Super Mr. Know-it-all.)

[Queen 'Onna]

<span style="color:darkred">Naw.'Onna is fine.</span>

[QuigonWindu]

Oh okay. That's cool

[QuigonWindu]

Soooo any questions

[QuigonWindu]

style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/mad.gif ........

[Obidobi]

Do you want more pics of your gf! I have lots of them! style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif

[QuigonWindu]

I have better ones, (she is my gf so of course I do). But I can't post them style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/devil.gif

[Obidobi]

right! Send me a pm with your e-mail adress and I will send them to you !

[QuigonWindu]

Nah, that's okay.

[Javen]

Is Javen a cool person at this site?

[QuigonWindu]

http://us.ent4.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/mgm/die_another_day/halle_berry/die6.jpg
I'm hoping this will attract people for questions.

[Javen]

Originally posted by Javen@Dec 9 2002, 05:37 PM
Is Javen a cool person at this site?
Hello, you missed my question.

[QuigonWindu]

Oh yes of course he is. He's one of the coolest people here.

[QuigonWindu]

So any more questions.

[Jacen Solo]

<I'm hoping this will attract people for questions.>


Or repel them! I don't like those kind of pictures.

[QuigonWindu]

Why don't you like thos kind's of pictures. It's not dirty, or vioent, or anything bad.

[Javen]

How much would I weigh on the Sun?(I weigh 150 now)

[QuigonWindu]

You wouldn't way anything on the sun. You'd be burnt up, Scrambled Javen lol.

[Javen]

Originally posted by QuigonWindu@Dec 12 2002, 05:16 PM
You wouldn't way anything on the sun. You'd be burnt up, Scrambled Javen lol.
lol with a side order of bacon even.

[QuigonWindu]

Yeah and some OJ.

[QuigonWindu]

Any questions for GS's resident answer guy.

[Obidobi]

Can you please tell me what kind of language Jaybob types?

[QuigonWindu]

Ja6yBob speaks gascuyojibberish

[Obidobi]

and that is from wich Galaxy?

[QuigonWindu]

The Gazarkon Galaxy.

[Obidobi]

where is that?

[QuigonWindu]

About 6.4 billion miles north of our galaxy

[Obidobi]

NO I'm serious!?

[QuigonWindu]

So am I.

[Tovor]

In space there is no "north".

I have a question, Quigonwindu. What is all that gibberish that Silent Bob fella is posting in the Say Something thread, and why are you and Javen following suit?

[QuigonWindu]

I really think that Jaybob is just a really little kid who isn't good at typing. And me and Javen are doing it cause it's funny.

[QuigonWindu]

Introducing the new Dr. Smartypants.................Jerik Solo.

[Jerik Solo]

<font style='width=80%; filter:glow(color=red)'>Hi i'm his asistant now</font>

[Plo Koon]

Much he knows. Make his own saber he can.

[QuigonWindu]

Yes. Correct, you are.

[Plo Koon]

Showed him the GS I did. Joined us he did.

[QuigonWindu]

Confused me, you did.

[Jerik Solo]

<font style='width=80%; filter:shadow(color=red)'>What do you mean GS?</font>

[Tovor]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE</div><div class='quotemain'>What do you mean GS?[/b][/quote]
You're the new answer guy and you don't know what the GS is? LOL. It happens to be where you are posting, the Galactic Senate. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif

[Tovor]

QuigonWindu, I posed this question to Obi-Wan in his quizlers thready thingy but got no answer or acknowledgement. So now it's your turn, let's see what you can come up with...

If 2 planets of neighboring stars have a wide orbit that takes them very close to each other once a year, like within 30,000 miles or so, will the contrasting gravity of the other planet make people on the one planet weigh less for that time period of the 2 world's passing, or even cause loose objects on the surface of each close-passing world to float due to gravity tugging at them from both directions? It is very important that I know this.

[QuigonWindu]

I'm not an expert but I would say yes. But not by alot maybe a couple of pounds.

[MXCABRINI]

A Good Question' well, Who Is Greedo?

I Know It, Do You?

[QuigonWindu]

Greedo is the weird green alien from ANH and TPM who Han Solo shot in the cantina.

[Plo Koon]

He also gets beat up by Anakin in a deleted scene in TPM.

[QuigonWindu]

Oh yeah. That was a good scene they shouldn't have edited it out, it shows Anakin's darkness from an early age.

[Plo Koon]

Anakin's very first step to the dark side.

[QuigonWindu]

Yeah, I guess. Any questions people.

[Rogue_0009]

<span style="color:silver">How do you know when its time to tune your bagpipes???</span>

[QuigonWindu]

When you blow them and it sounds like a horrible murderous screech.

[Plo Koon]

Where's Obidobi?

[QuigonWindu]

Obidobi said he would have a lot of work to do and he wouldn't be around to much during the holiday season.

[QuigonWindu]

Sooooooo any more questions.

[Plo Koon]

Where's Kit he hasn't been here lately.

[QuigonWindu]

He's around, he was just on AIM today.

[Javen]

He is on right now

[QuigonWindu]

Yeah he is.

[Raganork8]

Why did javen lie about leaving? style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/hmmm.gif

[QuigonWindu]

He wanted us to worry.

[Plo Koon]

No he's not.

[QuigonWindu]

Well he was online earlier.

[Raganork8]

Did you worry (i know i did)

[QuigonWindu]

Yeah, Javen's cool.

[Raganork8]

Your right he is you are too so is plo.
Where can i find the footage of dooku fighting with 2 sabers and why was it cut?

[QuigonWindu]

You can't find it because it's not real it's just some made up bull.

[Plo Koon]

Originally posted by QuigonWindu@Dec 23 2002, 07:46 PM
Well he was online earlier.
Maybe during the time he was on I was watching a movie.


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[Raganork8]

Are you sure on the dvd it shows mr.lee with two saber sticks and one of the avy's at this senate is a picture is a picture of him with the redd and a blue that was my first avy.

[QuigonWindu]

I'm positive, it's a conspiracy.

[Raganork8]

ReallY? or is this some kind of sick joke?

[QuigonWindu]

No, it's a conspiracy, that footage isn't real.

[Raganork8]

WOW!
Did you know you took what i said out of context in the say something about the person above you thread?

[QuigonWindu]

Did you know that you did the same thing? style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif

[Raganork8]

Well i'm not the super know it all here am I style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/sly.gif ?

[QuigonWindu]

No you're not.

[Raganork8]

Well another question when is me birthday?

[QuigonWindu]

February 8

[Raganork8]

Booo you got it dammit! So now tell me who's better yoda or the count?

[QuigonWindu]

Yoda

[Mann]

Whose better: Yoda or The Emperor?

[Raganork8]

well mr.knowitall was wrong the count is better.

[QuigonWindu]

Yoda,
and Raganork I am always right

[Raganork8]

Sometimes...

[QuigonWindu]

Always.

[Mann]

Well, then why is the Yoda afraid of the Emperor?

[QuigonWindu]

Because he's old.

[Raganork8]

Which one yoda or the emp?

[QuigonWindu]

Yoda and the emp, but Yoda's older.

[Raganork8]

Ok so who will play Ryan christpoher heart in INFINITY DOESN'T LAST FOREVER?

[QuigonWindu]

I don't care but I will find ou.

[Raganork8]

I doubt it.

[QuigonWindu]

That's not a real movie you're making it up.

[Mann]

maybe it's a show...

[QuigonWindu]

Oh okay then there is still hope.

[Raganork8]

OH your right it isn't a reak movie yet but it will be.

[QuigonWindu]

Oh then I was right, who daman. I'm daman. and so is Yoda. Yodaman.

[Raganork8]

enough stop boasting you still wrong the casting is set my friend you still don't know.

[QuigonWindu]

Haha you're mad cuz I outsmarted you lol.

[QuigonWindu]

Since the great QGW has returned I want questions.

[Jedi Kum-ahK]

I have a question for QGW and Dr. Smartypants: What is Yoda's home planet?

[Mann]

I have a question: where IS Quigonwindu?

[Javen]

I think Super-know-it-all has been grounded by daddy-know-it-all.

[QuigonWindu]

Yoda's from Dagobah. And to answer Man's question:
I've been concentrating on schoolwork, grounded, damn verizon wouldn't log me on the internet, and I've been playing NBA Live 2003, and Madden 2003 alot.

[QuigonWindu]

I am back ask questions or feel my wrath.

[Jedi Kum-ahK]

Originally posted by QuigonWindu@Jan 17 2003, 06:22 PM
Yoda's from Dagobah.
No, he isn't! Haven't you read "The Hand of Thrawn"? it says there explicitly that Yoda followed a Dark Jedi from the Sluis sector and confronted him on Dagobah. So Yoda isn't from Dagobah.
Try again QGW, or let Dr. Smartypants run the thread, or withdraw from the thread altogether. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/saber.gif

[QuigonWindu]

withdraw from the thread? Haha that'll never happen. If you think you can do this better, make your own thread. Everybody else did.

[Jedi Kum-ahK]

I don't want to start my own thread! I want you and Dr. Smartypants to prove your worth.
And you haven't answered my question.style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/sly.gif

[QuigonWindu]

Although my connection to the force has told me this to be true I can never prove it to you. Yoda's from Coruscant,his mom was a human and his dad was a hologram. Weird procedure.

[Jedi Kum-ahK]

Really, QGW, you and Dr. Smartypants have failed abysmally. You should be ousted from the Senate for misinformation.
Could you describe to me in detail haw a hologram and a human can have sexual intercourse? I suppose you'll tell me that they had 'virtual sex'.

[QuigonWindu]

Okay the sw universe has technologies that we'll probab ly never have. This is totally possible.

[Jedi Kum-ahK]

Well, alright, I'll leave you for now. But next time, I won't spare you with questions, Sith or not....
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[QuigonWindu]

Any more questions people?

[Tovor]

I have a question for you. When a scout ant finds a piece of food on the floor or your table, and rushes back to lead an army of ants to carry the food back to the queen ant, does he get a bonus for finding the bounty?

What if you spotted the piece of food on the floor or table and threw it in the trash, and when the scout ant returned with a line of ants behind him to get the food, what happens to him for leading the other ants on a wild goose chase? Does he get chastised? Docked in pay? Eaten?

[QuigonWindu]

the answer to all thrre of those questions are no. I understand ants, I speak to them.

[QuigonWindu]

<span style="color:white"><font style='width=80%; filter:glow(color=purple)'>Any questions?</font></span>

[Queen 'Onna]

<span style="color:darkblue">Nope.</span>

[QuigonWindu]

<span style="color:white"><font style='width=80%; filter:glow(color=purple)'>ok</font></span>

[Plo Koon]

Looks like your assistant is gone.

[QuigonWindu]

<span style="color:white"><font style='width=80%; filter:glow(color=purple)'>Yeah, it looks like I'm the lone question answerer again.</font></span>

[Brian]

QGW,

What should I cook for dinner tonight for my wife on Valentine's Day?

~OBG

[QuigonWindu]

<span style="color:white"><font style='width=80%; filter:glow(color=purple)'>OB instead of making dinner, rent a limo, take her to really expensive place and give her jewelry. But if you really want to make dinner, you can never go wrong with chicken.</font></span>

[QuigonWindu]

<span style="color:white"><font style='width=80%; filter:glow(color=purple)'>So, any questions?</font></span>

[Javen]

Will I see haley's comet someday?

[QuigonWindu]

<span style="color:white"><font style='width=80%; filter:glow(color=purple)'>I'm sorry Javen, no. But you will find true love if that makes you feel any better. After you spend 20 years in prison for a crime you didn't commit.</font></span>

[Javen]

Wow that was much reasurrance

[QuigonWindu]

<span style="color:white"><font style='width=80%; filter:glow(color=purple)'>I Know all and tell all, and I tell the truth. I'm sorry.</font></span>

[Darth Vegas]

Will there be another Star Trek movie?

[QuigonWindu]

<span style="color:white"><font style='width=80%; filter:glow(color=purple)'>yes</font></span>

[Darth Vegas]

This guy really does know it all..I hope.

[QuigonWindu]

<span style="color:white"><font style='width=80%; filter:glow(color=purple)'>So, any questions?</font></span>

[Javen]

Will Tommy rob and bank, slip and fall get red ink dye all over him never get it washed off in time before the cops arive get arrested goto prison find a his love in a person named Bubba?

[QuigonWindu]

<span style="color:white"><font style='width=80%; filter:glow(color=deeppink)'>No, the only senator who will go to prison is Javen. Where he will get traded for cigarettes by day, and hang out with Bubba by night.</font></span>

[QuigonWindu]

<span style="color:purple">So any questions?</span>

[QuigonWindu]

<span style="font-size:8pt;line-height:100%"><span style="color:purple">Any questions people?</span></span>

[Javen]

Will the power get back on where I work?

[QuigonWindu]

<span style="font-size:8pt;line-height:100%"><span style="color:purple">Yes, not today, but soemday.</span></span>

[Krogenar]

What does the rap term 'boo' refer to?

[Javen]

Originally posted by Krogenar@Feb 28 2003, 01:50 PM
What does the rap term 'boo' refer to?
Speaking of a rap term I haerd this one before that has something to with boo.


What is a boofen lighter? hehe

[QuigonWindu]

<span style="font-size:8pt;line-height:100%"><span style="color:purple">Boo isn't really a "rap term" but it's sort of referring to a boyfriend or girlfriend. Now that second thing. A boofen lighter. I've never heard of it before but I'm guessing since it has the word lighter in it, it has something to do with weed.</span></span>

[kopernikuz]

What's with "Bling bling"? What if we named everything based on the sound effect associated with it?

"Man, I gotta go take a Brrrap-plop!"
"Hey, that's a cute bark-bark you have there"
"Hey, take the vroom-vroom down to the store and get me some slurp-gulp-burp"

It's so silly... What up with that?

[Javen]

Originally posted by kopernikuz@Feb 28 2003, 02:32 PM
What's with "Bling bling"? What if we named everything based on the sound effect associated with it?

"Man, I gotta go take a Brrrap-plop!"
"Hey, that's a cute bark-bark you have there"
"Hey, take the vroom-vroom down to the store and get me some slurp-gulp-burp"

It's so silly... What up with that?
What, What? Oh I get, get it.

[Tovor]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE</div><div class='quotemain'>What's with "Bling bling"? What if we named everything based on the sound effect associated with it?
[/b][/quote]
Eh, what action is accompanied by the noise "bling bling"?

[QuigonWindu]

<span style="font-size:8pt;line-height:100%"><span style="color:purple">That's a tight idea, be back after I chomp-chomp</span></span>

[Tovor]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE</div><div class='quotemain'>"Man, I gotta go take a Brrrap-plop!"[/b][/quote]
Is that what it sounds like? LMAO. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif You must be an intentful listener!

[kopernikuz]

Originally posted by Tovor@Feb 28 2003, 02:36 PM
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE</div><div class='quotemain'>What's with "Bling bling"? What if we named everything based on the sound effect associated with it?

Eh, what action is accompanied by the noise "bling bling"? [/b][/quote]
It is the sound one imagines might accomany the shininess of an object. When it sparkles it goes "Bling Bling"... so shiny jewelry are "Bling Bling"

[QuigonWindu]

Originally posted by Tovor@Feb 28 2003, 02:36 PM
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE</div><div class='quotemain'>What's with "Bling bling"? What if we named everything based on the sound effect associated with it?

Eh, what action is accompanied by the noise "bling bling"? [/b][/quote]
<span style="font-size:8pt;line-height:100%"><span style="color:purple">No action is accompanied by the word bling-bling, it's prety much just jewelry, very shiny jewelry. Mostly platinum.</span></span>

[Javen]

So is silver and gold teeth blin, bling or strange, strange?

[QuigonWindu]

<span style="font-size:8pt;line-height:100%"><span style="color:purple">Silver and Gold teeth wouldn't be considered bling.</span></span>

[Krogenar]

Originally posted by Javen@Feb 28 2003, 03:53 PM
So is silver and gold teeth blin, bling or strange, strange?
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The Rap Dictionary (http://www.rapdict.org/)

[QuigonWindu]

<span style="font-size:8pt;line-height:100%"><span style="color:purple">Tight, a rap dictionary.</span></span>

[QuigonWindu]

<span style="font-size:8pt;line-height:100%"><span style="color:purple">So, any questions?</span></span>

[Justin]

Tommy, you need to talk to me. I can't help you if you won't talk to me.

[QuigonWindu]

<span style="font-size:8pt;line-height:100%"><span style="color:purple">Any questions?</span></span>

[Plo Koon]

Here's a question:
What happens when your teeth turn brown?

[QuigonWindu]

<span style="font-size:8pt;line-height:100%"><span style="color:purple">I'd suggest an emergencey visit to the dentist.</span></span>

[Streen]

What should I do if a woman has more......experince than I do?

[QuigonWindu]

<span style="font-size:8pt;line-height:100%"><span style="color:purple">Go for it dude, like that guy in Wateboy said, "You can do it...........you can do it all night long" style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif </span></span>

[QuigonWindu]

<span style="font-size:8pt;line-height:100%"><span style="color:purple">Soooo... any questions?</span></span>

[Mann]

paper or plastic?

[QuigonWindu]

<span style="font-size:8pt;line-height:100%"><span style="color:purple">plastic</span></span>

[Mann]

crack or coke?

[QuigonWindu]

<span style="font-size:8pt;line-height:100%"><span style="color:purple"> style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif coke *QGW passes "something" under the table to Mann*</span></span>

[Mann]

*mann takes it ...style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/censored.gif ...and passes it back*

was it as good for you as it was for me?

[QuigonWindu]

<span style="font-size:8pt;line-height:100%"><span style="color:purple"> style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wacko.gif no</span></span>

[Mann]

light or dark?

[QuigonWindu]

<span style="font-size:8pt;line-height:100%"><span style="color:purple">Hmm, tough one. Dark</span></span>

[Mann]

up or down?

[QuigonWindu]

<span style="font-size:8pt;line-height:100%"><span style="color:purple">up</span></span>

[QuigonWindu]

<span style="font-size:8pt;line-height:100%"><span style="color:purple">Any questions people?</span></span>

[QuigonWindu]

<span style="font-size:8pt;line-height:100%"><span style="color:purple">Introducing the NEW Dr. Smartypants, the one, the only, Agent Bond. *wild applause from crowd*</span></span>

[Darth Vegas]

Ask your questions people, come on, bring it on.

[Javen]

Will Duke win today? This is for Dr Smartypants only.

[Queen 'Onna]

What time is it in Rome?

[QuigonWindu]

<span style="font-size:8pt;line-height:100%"><span style="color:purple">It's bedtime in Rome.</span></span>

[Darth Vegas]

Originally posted by Javen@Mar 9 2003, 01:23 PM
Will Duke win today? This is for Dr Smartypants only.
Duke's the #9 ranking team right now, they'll be pulling off a win today.

[Darth Vegas]

Note: last time I checked it was first quater 26-29, North Carolina

[Darth Vegas]

Still a really close game, NC's up, first half ended 42-36

[QuigonWindu]

<span style="font-size:8pt;line-height:100%"><span style="color:purple">Duke lost wahoo.</span></span>

[Darth Vegas]

I don't think Javen prayed enough.

[Javen]

Maybe I should have tried the opposite approach, like saying I wish Duke would lose and then they would have won.

[Darth Vegas]

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Either way, it wasn't my fault they didn't win.


Next question, come on people, keep em' comin'. I get plenty of time on my hands.

[QuigonWindu]

<span style="font-size:8pt;line-height:100%"><span style="color:purple">Any questions?</span></span>

[Mann]

Is anyone on this forum a creepy sadistic pyschopath?

[QuigonWindu]

<span style="font-size:8pt;line-height:100%"><span style="color:purple">Yeah, Bond is. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif </span></span>

[Darth Vegas]

No I am not, I have my suspicions, but I wopn't say who is, there are a few people here though, hehehe, now I got you wondering.

[Darth Vegas]

Damn, I think we might have to resort to asking eachother questions.

Like: How come everybody flocks to those other advice threads but keep ignoring this one?

[Javen]

Originally posted by Agent Bond A.K.A. TK-007@Mar 11 2003, 05:14 PM
No I am not, I have my suspicions, but I wopn't say who is, there are a few people here though, hehehe, now I got you wondering.
I know you're talking about me, I just know it. Oh...now I have a suspicious mind. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif

[Tovor]

Okay. There are two words at the bottom of my sig seperated by a line. What do they mean and why?

[Lara]

LOL! like they could ever know the first one!

[Tovor]

The first word is a joy, the second is not.
The two words are not related.

[Lara]

You could've let them guess what the first one was.

[Kit]

Ich habe eine Frage!

Are these slang-like terms, or words of another language?

[Tovor]

Hint: They may be intentionally missing one or two letters, or may be mispelled or have certain portions backwards.

[Darth Vegas]

I'm working on it......

[Tovor]

Still working on it, eh Bond? Or have you given up? style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif

[Tovor]

Give up so easily, do you? The first word refers to something I did to somebody else and what it made that person feel. Unrelated to that, the second word refers to how some recently made mistakes have made me feel.