Dr. Tommys Mental Health Center

[QuigonWindu]

After my studying I've realized that... yall are pretty messed up j/k. I'm here to help you people who need mental, or emotional help. For example the people with messed up dreams could get me to explain them. The people who are having rough times with other GS members (Justin, Ferriwiel, Martini) I'd be glad to help.

[Tovor]

Dr. Tommy, what did I do with my marbles, and how do I tighten these screws in my head?

[Handothrawn]

Doctor, it seems that only two people on this board likes rap music, and I feel like I'm am discriminated against, HELP!

[Javen]

Dear Doctor

I am obsessed with the fact that my imaginary friend doesn't speak to me anymore, how can I gain this friend's trust back.

[Aayla]

I know that i'm not a doctor, but Javen, maybe your friend is gone beacuse you got life and your friend thinks that you have better without him/her.

[Queen 'Onna]

Doc I seem to think that I am a Queen is this wrong?

[QuigonWindu]

Tovor check under your bed for the marbles.
Handothrawn 3 people like rap and I'm one of them if you want to discuss rap go to the rap thread that you created.
Javen Aalya is right you finally got a life if you want your friend back stop having a life.
Onna your not a queensorry I had to shout but it heklps me get through to patients better.

[Queen 'Onna]

Doc Qui I am a Queen.I right and your wrong.And you should not shout at me because I am a Queen.

[Aayla]

<span style='color:purple'>Qui, seems like you're the one, who needs help. 'Onna IS a queen. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif</span>

[Queen 'Onna]

Thank you Aayla.I knew I could count on my homegirl

[Aayla]

<span style='color:purple'>You're welcome. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif</span>

[QuigonWindu]

I apologize your majesty I shouldn't have shouted don't have me killed.

[Queen 'Onna]

I will not kill you Qui.I can't go around killing all of my knights.

[QuigonWindu]

I thought I was a king. You went and demoted me to a knight?

[Queen 'Onna]

Nope you ware never a King.But because I like you I'll make you the Prince.

[QuigonWindu]

OK.

[Aayla]

What about me? I'm your faithful companion.

[QuigonWindu]

Your my faithful comapnion or her faithful companion?

[Queen 'Onna]

What do you want to be Aayla?

[Aayla]

I'm your's and her's, too.

[Raganork8]

dr. tommy i think i'm a queen to but the problem is i'm a guy...i'm so confused can you help?

[Aayla]

<span style='color:purple'>I dont' care, who I am. But I don't want to be a princess. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif</span>

[QuigonWindu]

OK Raganork you can't be a queen if you're a guy. You might be a king. Or you could be a girl and be a queen.

[Queen 'Onna]

Do you want to be a Handmaiden Aayla?

[QuigonWindu]

No I'm a guy.

[Raganork8]

that's not fair...
anyway i have another problem i keep going into my room and laying down when it's dark out and when i wake up it's DAYTIME! what is up with that?

[Aayla]

<span style='color:purple'>You're crazy, Queenie. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif

I'll stick with the Dark Angel title. But if I loose my job, then I'll accept a handmaiden title.</span>

[Queen 'Onna]

All righthttp://216.40.249.192/mysmilies/contrib/corky/corkysm60.gif

[QuigonWindu]

Raganork in my studies I've discovered that many people do that I call it sleep(trademark Dr. Tommy 2002 Patent pending)

[Aayla]

Solved. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/kitty.gif

[Raganork8]

sleeping...interesting.

[QuigonWindu]

Raganork the word "sleep" has been trademarked by me. You can't say it I'll sue you.

[Raganork8]

exsuse me please don't sue.
i've got another problem the people at my school keep calling me wierd names what should i do?

[Queen 'Onna]

Why don't I like Obi-Wan Doc?

[QuigonWindu]

First of all, stop saying that your a queen. They might not like that. Finally, if you don't have a life, get one. lol

[Queen 'Onna]

Who are you talkin to?

[QuigonWindu]

I was talking to raganork, your majesty iI apologize.
And to answer your question " That question belongs in the Ask Super Mr. Know-it-all thread.

[Queen 'Onna]

My bad

[Raganork8]

but i AM a queen right?

[QuigonWindu]

No you're not a queen.

[Raganork8]

sh*t! well can i at least date a prince? or a king?

[QuigonWindu]

Dude are you gay.

[Raganork8]

dude is that a question? (?) you forgot your ? style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif
your the doctor you tell me.

[QuigonWindu]

Raganork I think you might be. That's why they call you weird in school.

[Raganork8]

i guess i am... is there a cure?!

[QuigonWindu]

Yes there is, beer and playboy 10 times a day.

[Raganork8]

LOL

[Queen 'Onna]

Doc my toe hurts.

[Aayla]

Queenie, you're a Queen. Your toe can't hurt.

[Queen 'Onna]

Yes it can.

[Raganork8]

no it can't

[Queen 'Onna]

What are you talking about?

[Aayla]

Same question. I'm too lazy to read 2nd page.

[Raganork8]

yout toe can't hurt and the docter is out

[Javen]

Dr. QGW

Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning?

[Aayla]

Yes Javen, it's right. Well, I might not be right person to say it because I'm mentally sick.

[Raganork8]

where is the doctor?

[Aayla]

Dunno...

[Blizzard]

What's wrong with gay people? And why are you making fun of mentally ill people? And why are you arguing about being royalty, you can do that in an AIM chat.

Don't mind me, I am just depressed. But I am not coming here for help, you'll only make fun of me.

[James]

i'm the doctor... style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/hehe.gif

[James]

Originally posted by Blizzard@Nov 17 2002, 01:37 PM
What's wrong with gay people?
Well, they…erm…

[Blizzard]

Did I ask you, James? *bop*

[QuigonWindu]

Hey I never made fun of gay people. And Queen I'm a psychiatrist. I don't do regular doctor stuff.

[Lara]

Blizzee, (((((HUGS))))) awwww, sorry to hear that; I was having a pretty crummy week...don't worry, I'm sure you'll feel better tomorrow style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif

[Javen]

Originally posted by Blizzard@Nov 16 2002, 08:37 PM
What's wrong with gay people? And why are you making fun of mentally ill people? And why are you arguing about being royalty, you can do that in an AIM chat.

Don't mind me, I am just depressed. But I am not coming here for help, you'll only make fun of me.
When did I make fun of mentally Ill people?

[Blizzard]

I didn't say you did anything, Javen. The title makes fun.

And how is reading playboy and drinking beer going to make someone ungay? Beer does not make a man.

Thanks, Lara, but how are my problems going to magically disappear tomorrow? Is Saddam going to blow up the world?

[Lara]

Nah, Saddam's a coward. Ya know what I mean, you'll probably see clearly tomorrow style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif

[Kit]

Bliz, if it helps, I think that the world is literally balancing on destruction. What I mean is that Saadam has nuclear weapons, we have nuclear weapons. Saadam in a way is no fool, he knows for damn sure that if he sets off one nuclear weapon that more than half the world will be on his tail. So nothing like that will happen soon Bliz, rest assured by that logic. To rest even more assured, I can only tell you that God is the only one to turn to.

[Blizzard]

Depression does not get better overnight. I thought you knew that, Lara. I see clearly now. I see my son suffering slowly from diabetes. I see babies being murdered in my apartment building. I see college kids disappearing off the face of the earth. I see myself being sucked into a huge black hole because my anxiety is all on the surface. And I see myself saying way too much here, but I have no one else to talk to.

[Kit]

Bliz... you must believe that things will get better. This week hasn't been good for me, either. Unashamed to admit it, I broke down and sobbed for a while. But it all got better by Friday!

Forgive me if I'm bugging you by posting to you here, but as one person to another, I feel I should try and console you. Don't see only the faults of the world, when there are some good things to it all. You have a son who has made it in life, I believe you have said, twelve years! You have friends, some here, who seem like wonderful people! Blizzard, please don't be too depressed, you must be stronge, if not for own self than for your son. Remember: the darkest shadow is caused by the brightest light.

I hope this helps you Bliz. As I said, I don't mean to bug or meddle but just as one person to another here, I'd like to help, if at all possible.

[Blizzard]

Well said and without hugs. I love that. Thanks, Kit.

[Lara]

Blizz, if you want a friend to talk to my icq # is in my profile. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif

[Javen]

Originally posted by Blizzard@Nov 17 2002, 01:25 AM
Depression does not get better overnight. I thought you knew that, Lara. I see clearly now. I see my son suffering slowly from diabetes. I see babies being murdered in my apartment building. I see college kids disappearing off the face of the earth. I see myself being sucked into a huge black hole because my anxiety is all on the surface. And I see myself saying way too much here, but I have no one else to talk to.
You could talk to me anytime...We are friends right, and thats what friends do help one another.

[Kit]

Originally posted by Blizzard@Nov 17 2002, 08:07 AM
Well said and without hugs. I love that. Thanks, Kit.
Anytime, Bliz! style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif You're very welcome!

I'm certain that anytime you need help you can come here. As Javen has said, as well as Lara and I, we're all ears and willing to help.

[Raganork8]

i'm here too but i'm gay soo if you like you can tease me about it style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif

[Javen]

Why would I/we tease you about that raganork8?

[Kit]

Why would anybody tease or hate anybody for that? Some people like cats, some like dogs, end of story. Remember that!

(I believe a joke with that is I'd rather live with a lesbian before I live with a cat or something like that... But it has a lesson to it)

[QuigonWindu]

Yea, if you make fun of people for their sexual preference, then your the one who should be getting mental help.

[Queen 'Onna]

Doc am I crazy?

[QuigonWindu]

Doctors don't like to use the word "crazy" in public. We're prefer mentally incompetent, or insane., Which you are not.

[Darth Drew]

<font style='width=80%; filter:glow(color=blue)'>Dear Doctor
I hate being 14, do you have any pills that can help?</font>

[Queen 'Onna]

Good

[QuigonWindu]

Darth Drew sadly I don't. But we're working on it. I'll call you when we're done. But by then you probably won't be 14 anymore.

[Darth Drew]

<font style='width=80%; filter:glow(color=blue)'>hmm...</font>

[Queen 'Onna]

Doc do you know how I can re-live an age but still keep all of the smarts that I have now.

[Queen 'Onna]

Doc I need an answer.

[Obidobi]

Dear Doc. with the same name as myself.
There is this kid that irritate me so badly. I gets so angry sometimes that I want to crush his head .
Should I do it or do you have another advice?

[Javen]

Originally posted by Javen@Nov 16 2002, 05:13 PM
Dr. QGW

Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning?
Hey Doc you going to answer my question? ^

[Kit]

Well, I believe that when somebody dies in there sleep they realize it later on, in about five minutes. You see, they get to the pearly gates and say. "Lordy, it's so beautiful, so magnificent!" then it hits them and they usually say. "Damn, I'm dead!"

[QuigonWindu]

Onna
No, I don't have any pills like that.
Obidobi
Tell him to stay away from you or you'll bash his head in. If he keeps irritating you then just bash his head in. But not in school, outside.
Javen
When someone dies in there sleep, they don't know it until they get to Heaven (or Hell). Which could be in the morning or any time at all.