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Winner: jedi_jim


Caption: Steven: "See Martin, I told you George doesn't always where flannel."

Martin: "Ok, here's your $10."

George: "What are you guys talking about?"

[Javen]

The GodFather part 4

[Rogue_Jedi]

GEORGE: How you doin'?

[Rogue_Jedi]

GEORGE: Okay, everybody, it's time to show each other our bank statements and see who's worth more money.

[Siamese Sith]

Funny how? Like a clown? You think I'm a clown? Am I here to amuse you?

[Krogenar]

Martin Scorcese, Steven Spielberg, George Lucas, and a short, fat man in a black suit meet to plan the filming of 'Cool As Ice 2' starring Vanilla Ice and William Hurt.

[kwawin]

SCORSESE: "Seriously, George. When J-Lo burns thru Affleck in about six months, you oughta give her a call. Heck, I can even hook you guys up, if you want."

LUCAS: "Really?"

[Sean-Walsh]

Readers of the latest Abercrombie and Fitch catalog were horrified to see a picture of 4 well-dressed men destroy the flow of pictures of under-dressed young boys...

[jawajedi]

George: Marty, I already told you. You need to have a beard and mustache if you want to join our club.

[Shoma Barad]

As Scorcese tells Lucas what he REALLY thought of The Phantom Menace, Spielberg and Coppola can only laugh deliriously. George mounts a valiant defence, but ultimately yeilds, agrees that Kevin Smith should direct Episode III, and write it in colaboration with M. Straczynski.

The celebrations around the world continued for decades....

~~Shoma

[Shoma Barad]

Scorcese: "So, you're tellin' me, that with a hundred squillion bucks at your disposal, you STILL couldn't convince Portman to do the Arena Battle naked?"

Spielberg: "She said if she wanted to be oogled and drolled on by geeks, she'd do a Woody Allen flick"

Lucas: "Oh yeah? Wait until you see the Yoda/Jar Jar love scene in III! We're spending millions on that! ILM is already hard at work! The fans will love it!"

Coppola: "George, you suck!"

~~Shoma

[jedi_jim]

Steven: "See Martin, I told you George doesn't always where flannel."

Martin: "Ok, here's your $10."

George: "What are you guys talking about?"

[Darth Vegas]

Lucas to Scorcese: Your movies suck!!!

[Seanakin]

Lucas: Now, Annie, you will take Martin out of these shots in post-production and replace him with one of our expensive and unimaginative CGI characters, right?

Scorsese: Here's an idea, George....why don't I digitally insert some whiny, talentless hack to replace Jodie Foster in Taxi Driver? Then I could take the guns away from DeNiro and replace them with trombones! Then I could repackage the movie and bilk the fans out of their hard-earned dough for an overhyped-yet-asthetically-empty "Special Edition" DVD! Hey, it worked for Steven over here, right?

Coppola: Hmmm...maybe I could digitally insert the rest of my family into The Outsiders!

Spielberg: Except for Sophia, please? I'd sooner see Kate Capshaw act again. Oh wait....

[Obi-Stu]

"...and so to everyones suprise the Gungun will then suggest that that they give the Chancellor emergency powers, thus bringing about the fall of the republic..."

[QuigonWindu]

Mens Wearhouse "where rich guys buy cheap clothes"

[Clara]

Lucas: "On the count of three, the first man to draw his checkbook doesn't have to pay for Steven's new movie" <crosses fingers behind back>

[Javen]

The new enhanced version, and digitaly mastered with some slight cgi touched up picture of some directors.

[FerrisWiel]

Lucas: So, my plan is to use a CGI Indy in Indiana Jones 4 and then digitally insert the CGI Indy in Raiders, Temple and Last Crusade so we can make Indy 4 fluid with the other three, whaddya think?

Scorcese & Coppola: ...

Spielberg: How about I digitally insert my foot up your ass, George?

[jedisaber]

"Finally, we shall reveal our presence, we shall have vengance!" Maul

[allforcedup]

Scorcese, Spielberg, Coppolla, and Lucas decide to embark upon a side project and tour as a comedy revue troupe; a la the Marx Brothers. No taxis, no ETs, no mobsters, and no digital effects... just raw and unplugged!

[Dark Skywalker 9]

RichFellas

[RedMirax]

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