The New Rhyme Scheme

[Darth Vegas]

Until I cahnge it, the last word of each sentance must rhyme with the last word of the previous sentance, and the length of each sentance must be close to the same length.

Here goes nothing..........................................


There was a orange gungan who stepped in poodoo.................

[Blizzard]

What if you don't come back, then what do we do?

(This is like the old Rhyme Scheme... Y'all need names for your games.)

[Darth Vegas]

He claimed that he slipped, now he's gonna sue.

(How 'bout changing the title Blizz to something like that, I just couldn't think of anything)

[Darth Arraics]

That ghost said BOO!

[Darth Vegas]

While the boy was watching Winnie the Pooh.

(Your sentances have to match in length with mine Darth Arraics)

[Jedi D'oh]

So who here knows Jocasta Nu?

[Darth Arraics]

That car looks new.

[Jedi D'oh]

Where's the picture I drew?

[Darth Arraics]

Your hair looks blue.

[Jedi D'oh]

What do you want me to do?

[Vibroblade]

You should get a clue.

[Blizzard]

What are you, new?

[Jedi D'oh]

Look out! I'm coming through!

[Vibroblade]

Last name's Carrey, first name's Drew.

[JediKeri.]

What are you, a Shoe?

[Jedi D'oh]

Nope I am too cool for you. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif

[Vibroblade]

The coolest cat that ain't in a zoo.

[Jedi D'oh]

I was wondering when you'd come to.

[Momin327]

What happened to you?

[Darth Drew]

<font style='width=80%; filter:glow(color=blue)'>Cows say moo.</font>

[JediKeri.]

Moo, says Darth Drew

[Leia]

I think I'll take a few

[Momin327]

Minutes soaring the sky of blue

[Rogue_0009]

I didn't come here in a canoe

[Vibroblade]

I feel like a geek drinking Mountain Dew.

[Blizzard]

Hey, I am drinking Dew, too.

[Justin]

My dog made poo

[Darth Vegas]

You stepped in it, and it's all over your shoe.

[Lara]

I wonder, where is Moo?

[Darth Arraics]

Moo is stuck on that glue.

[Lara]

My hair is green what shall I do?!

[Darth Arraics]

Change it to blue!

[Lara]

Blue? I might as well wear a sheet over my head and go BOO!

[Darth Vegas]

Now we change it up to rhyme with me.

[Jedi D'oh]

What did you see?

[Darth Vegas]

I saw a strange lad sitting in a tree.

[Lara]

The lad looked as if he wanted to pee.

[Darth Vegas]

But he continued to sit and drink his tea, and hold his hand over his wee wee.

[Jedi D'oh]

As he drank his tea and held his wee wee, he beheld a sight that gave him glee.

[Darth Vegas]

A beautiful girl, I sight to behold, walked on by down the road, as the boy continued to sit in the tree, drink his tea, and hold his wee wee.

[Darth Arraics]

Did he ever have to go pee.

[Lara]

When he was done with his business he realized he had lost his key

[Darth Vegas]

It had fallen out of his pocket while he was starring at the beatiful girl walking down the street, while he was sitting in the tree, drinking his tea, and holding his wee wee. Now that he had finally gone pee, he wondered if the girl had picked up his key. He walked down the street and it was she.

[JediKeri.]

It wasn't me, said she

[Darth Vegas]

You didn't fart, or you didn't steal my key?

[JediKeri.]

No it wasn't me

[Darth Vegas]

I see, said the lad, but who has my key!?!? Oh who can it be?

[JediKeri.]

Why not check under the tree when you did your wee wee?

[Darth Vegas]

"Because I already did," said the boy, "and the only conclusion can be, that someone picked up my key. But it is know where to be found, and I am going to bed, as it is late."

[Javen]

I tripped a boy on one roller skate.

[JediKeri.]

The Key is used as bait

[Darth Arraics]

Will you stop and just wait.

[JediKeri.]

Why when we can debate?

[Darth Arraics]

Would you like to go on a date.

[Javen]

The time will come, when you will seal your fate.

[Momin327]

You will burn in a fiery ring. Don't be late ! style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/devil.gif

[JediKeri.]

Darth: Would you like to end up in a lake

[Rogue_0009]

How about a corn flake?

[Javen]

Just one for God sake?

[Lara]

I hope you're still here when I wake.

[Momin327]

If not, I'll assume you're at the lake.

[Darth Vegas]

Tomorrow we shall meet and fight to the death, for it is our fate.

[Lara]

I have a waxing appointment so I'll be late.

[Jedi D'oh]

Everything I do is great.

[Blizzard]

Can I please get a rain check? I have a date.

[Jedi D'oh]

What is the name of your mate?

[Lara]

Sure, I was going to ask the same thing because I have to visit a mate.

[Jedi D'oh]

I eat my dinner on a plate.

[Momin327]

In a home near Bishop's Gate.

[Darth Vegas]

Now the last word has changed again, you now have to rhyme with bend.

[Blizzard]

I wrote you an e-mail, but forgot to hit send.

[Jedi D'oh]

Oh well, that's the end.

[Darth Vegas]

It is only the end when I decide, when the sky tears open, and the heavens rend.

[Jedi D'oh]

But what about the food? For myself must I fend?

[Momin327]

My sword and shield, I will lend.

[JediKeri.]

And you will join the lightside in the end

[Lara]

Here are the bills I have to send

[Jedi D'oh]

do you have some money to lend?

[Darth Vegas]

No I don't, and now it's the end, now we must begin again, rhyming with a brand word, a word that that rhymes with terd.

[Momin327]

You like Lynard Skynard's "Free Bird"?

[Padme]

You know that guy sure is a nerd.

[JediKeri.]

I sure ain't heard.

[Lara]

What you're implying is absolutely absurd!

[Jedi D'oh]

One thing that rhymes with terd is word.

[Lara]

If you want to make cheese you need curd.

[Jedi D'oh]

Look at that! A colorful bird.

[Momin327]

Haven't you heard love is the word?

[Jedi D'oh]

No, "bird, bird, bird. The bird is the word." style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif

[Lara]

What a strange looking bird.

[Justin]

When I'm drunk my words are slurred

[Padme]

Sometimes your vision gets blurred.

[Javen]

Thats something I've heard.

[JediKeri.]

I think we need a new word...

[Lara]

I think I need a bird that likes curd and doesn't think it's absurd.

[Darth Vegas]

The new word word has arrived not a moment too soon, you will now make the last word of your sentances rhyme with germ.

[Jedi D'oh]

I haved served my term.

[Darth Vegas]

The early bird, is early served, but the babies have to eat the reguritated worm.

[JediKeri.]

Yeah, but they squrm

[Momin327]

Did you read John Grisham's "The Firm"?

[Darth Vegas]

You still have much to learn.

[JediKeri.]

Agent Bond, you need a perm...style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif

[Javen]

JediKeri could help with his appointment to confirm.

[Darth Vegas]

I must confirm that I do not need a perm, a lesson here must soon be learned, the word has changed yes it has again, the last worde of your sentances must rhyme with yen.

[Darth Drew]

<font style='width=80%; filter:glow(color=blue)'>The word has been changed again.</font>

[Javen]

This has thrown me into a spin.

[Darth Vegas]

Javen somehow has lost his mind, spin and yen do not ryhme, neither really does again, you guys didn't take a hint when I changed it from worm to learn, so I changed the word to yen, and eventually we will go begin again, but the question is when.

[Momin327]

Listen to Master Kenobi, first name Ben.

[JediKeri.]

Must we get a new word again?

[Blizzard]

The coolest animated avatars are made by Fren.

[Brian]

Snoop Dogg's favorite drink is juice and gin.

[Javen]

I'm sure that would make him grin.

[JediKeri.]

That would make my head spin

[Darth Arraics]

I would like to say that I don't like him.

[Javen]

Originally posted by Agent Bond A.K.A. TK-007@Nov 13 2002, 07:12 PM
Javen somehow has lost his mind, spin and yen do not ryhme, neither really does again, you guys didn't take a hint when I changed it from worm to learn, so I changed the word to yen, and eventually we will go begin again, but the question is when.
Say spin and yen out loud...they do to ryme

[Darth Vegas]

My dear fellow indeed they do so alike, but still tey do not rhyme, andneither have the last words ofthe last two sentances, and so we are changing the word the word yet again, all of your last words must rhyme exactly with this.

[JediKeri.]

What'd I miss?

[Javen]

I hate the band Kiss

[Darth Vegas]

second that, I too hate Kiss, JediKeri, there was nothing you missed, just a few words that did not rhyme with yen, and so I changed it yet again, I'll be right back I must go piss.

[Javen]

I'm cool with this.

[Tovor]

I love to write rhymes and poems I once wrote. So how is it that this thread I did miss?

[Darth Vegas]

Between the endless chattering of drunken gamblers and lightsabers, Tovor managed to miss this thread, and so he didn't participate in the rhyming, the wasting of time and he useless chimming, and now he finally noticed what he had missed, it seems sometimes that ignorance, is not bliss.

[Javen]

You ever heard of huge snake hiss?

[Jedi D'oh]

What the hell is this?

[Momin327]

No bathrooms and I need to piss!

[Jedi D'oh]

C'mere and give me a kiss.

[Javen]

The only cheese I eat is swiss.

[Darth Vegas]

When I was a young boy, I gave the girl down the street wittle itty bitty kiss.

[Javen]

Then agent Bond was in sweet bliss.

[Lara]

A sweet kiss I something I greatly miss.

[Javen]

Most people don't know, that my first name is Chris.

[Lara]

I love the show Dismiss

[Javen]

I went to school with a girl that I nicknamed priss.

[Darth Vegas]

A sweet kiss, sweet bliss, something missed, Javen's first name's Chris, a show called Dismiss, a girl amed Priss, a new word to ryhme with now we change, until I decide the last word must rhyme with Bane.

[Javen]

Have you seen Citizen Cane?

[Lara]

Keep driving on the same lane.

[Darth Vegas]

If you want the horse to go where you wish you must pull the rein.

[Javen]

The same thing can be done with the mane.

[Lara]

I'd rather kiss a great dane.

[RollaFett]

Just as long as you're not kissing a lion with a flowing mane.

[Lara]

How much weight will I gain?

[Javen]

In your thinking that is mundane.

[JediKeri.]

Boy your are a pain

[Momin327]

I like the Beatles song "Penny Lane".

[Darth Vegas]

I once knew a girl and her name was Jane, I would've asked her out but she looked like a Great Dane..........so I met someone else and she as really hot, but I went ahead and tied her hair in a not............so when I woke up my eye was all wierd there was black around the rim, and I felt alot of pain.........I once knew a girl and her name was Jane, I would have asked her out but she looked like a Great Dane...............to go out with her I would have to be insane...........

[Lara]

Bond, LMAO!!! style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif

That book is completely inane.

[JediKeri.]

we're all insane

[Darth Vegas]

In "Back to the Future" one of Biff's cronnies was played by Billy Zane.

[Javen]

I parachuted from the Empire Stae building and landed safely on a crane.

[JediKeri.]

Do you take me for a Bird Brain?

[Darth Vegas]

Time for a new word it is, now rhyme your last words will with feet.

[Das_Funked]

The cops chased me down the street.

[JediKeri.]

You need somthing to eat

[Jedi D'oh]

I've got you beat. I did eat. It was good food at a place that was really neat.

[Javen]

Too bad the place smelled like feet.

[Darth Vegas]

I once ran a comic book shop with my friend named Pete.

[Lara]

Sounds like someone I would like to meet.

[RollaFett]

Ooohh, then perhaps there would be some heat.

[Lara]

As long as they don't have smelly feet.

[Darth Vegas]

Women with clean feet usually have, uh nevermind, the word has changed yet again, now we're all gonna rhyme with word that sounds exactly like funk, because that's what smelly feet are all about, the funk.

[JediKeri.]

Star Wars Punks....style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif

[Javen]

I locked my mother in the trunk.

[JediKeri.]

Your poor mother locked in a trunk, who would have thunk..

[Javen]

JediKeri would like a pet skunk.

[Rogue_0009]

Javen went to a bar and got drunk.

[JediKeri.]

Javen that really stunk

[Javen]

Do you drive a piece of junk?

[JediKeri.]

Javen your are a skunk style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif

[Javen]

JediKeri thinks I am a hunk. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/inlove.gif

[RollaFett]

A hunk has a good to chance to turn out to be a punk.

[Darth Vegas]

In my hair, there is alot of gunk.

[Lara]

You probably left your shampoo in the trunk.

[Darth Vegas]

Traveling north to Oregon, I ran over a skunk. I thought my women had stinky feet, but now I really smelled the funk. Oh it was a terrible smell, yes i was a terrible smell!!!!!!! The smell of a skunk is a terrible funk, I'm glad I had air freshener in the trunk!!!!!!!!!

[Jedi D'oh]

What is that gunk?

[JediKeri.]

Javen's turning into a punk style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif

[Jedi D'oh]

I like listening to P-Funk

[Javen]

JediKeri has alot of spunk.

[Darth Vegas]

*Agent Bond A.K.A. TK-007 has spoken you now must rhyme again with poodoo.

[Javen]

What is this some kind of voodoo?

[Darth Vegas]

Luke, you will go to the refrigerator, there you will get me a can of Mountain Dew................................

[Javen]

Many times I have flew.

[Darth Vegas]

If you fall do to the use of voodoo, than if you prove it, you should sue.

[Rogue_0009]

If that doesn't work, take up Kung-Fu.

[Javen]

Some people just don't have a clue.

[Darth Vegas]

Who me? Or you?

[Javen]

My clock got smashed because of that stupid coocoo.

[Lara]

I hope I don't get the flu.

[JediKeri.]

I want something new

[Lara]

Would you like a new game of Clue?

[Javen]

Not many but a few.

[Momin327]

"Nothing to do, it's up to you."

[Darth Vegas]

Paul Bunyan had an ox, and he was blue.

[Javen]

I think that you have lost a screw.

[Lara]

I think it got whisked away when the wind blew.

[Darth Vegas]

What the fart? Who could have done such a thing, just who?

[JediKeri.]

Maybe it was you?

[Javen]

I know smelling it would be something you would do.

[Darth Vegas]

But then again, neither of you are far from doing such a thing too.

[Javen]

Dip your cornbread in your hotdog stew.

[JediKeri.]

Go fall in Bantha poodoo

[Momin327]

Changing the rhyme is the thing to do now, and the word will rhyme with "how".

[Lara]

Does this dress make me look like a cow?

[Padme]

Can we go to the mall now?

[Darth Vegas]

Papa oow mow mow.

[Momin327]

In the computer game "TIE Fighter", I fly with flight group Tau (tow).

[Javen]

Could I please get some chow!

[JediKeri.]

Meow!

[Javen]

Dog catch that cat somehow.

[Darth Vegas]

..........and while you are at it, get that fowl!

[Lara]

...before it gets caught by that owl.

[Darth Vegas]

Oh darn the dog got hit by a car, and he few away to neighbor's lawn, very far.

[Momin327]

"Baby, you can drive my car." - The Beatles

[Javen]

I hate that stupid creature Jar Jar!

[Jedi D'oh]

I have to mow the yard.

[JediKeri.]

wanna play cards?

[Jedi D'oh]

I have a crystal shard.

[Javen]

Take a bath in a tub of lard.

[Lara]

That shouldn't be too hard.

[Darth Vegas]

But whatever you do, don't fart.

[Javen]

It would only strain the heart.

[Lara]

Why do you act like a tart.

[RollaFett]

Hair is difficult to manage, especially if you don't have an obvious part.

[Javen]

That must be an art.

[Darth Vegas]

Here in Vegas, alot of homeless people steal shopping carts.

[Javen]

I must catch them before violence starts.

[JediKeri.]

Some cars need jump starts

[Darth Vegas]

Some need new parts, like this game, it needs a new word, it's going to get one, now y'all watch your mouth, cause y'all gonna rhyme with puck.

[Javen]

What the ...shmuck?

[QuigonWindu]

I'm 'bout to roast a duck.

[Obidobi]

This may be unappropiate but I would like to.......eh, be like Huck!

[Javen]

My grandpa drives an ancient truck.

[Lara]

Good luck!

[Darth Vegas]

Have you ever scene the movie "Uncle Buck"?

[Javen]

Iwent out in the mud and got stuck.

[Darth Vegas]

Oh my looks like we need a new word, hey does smeone else wanna run this thread?

(pm me)

[Blizzard]

No, but I with I had some turkey and tomoto on white bread!

[Plo Koon]

Some bullets are made of led.

[Whitesaber]

There must be requirements for someone to run this thread
Like, Does this thread contain a comfortable bed?
Out in back, does it have a vast shed?
In case Superman comes, are the walls lined with lead?
I don't know, but I don't want to get ahead
I have my pub, and having another thread fills me with dread

[Rogue_0009]

I think my dog needs to be fed.

[Plo Koon]

There are a few good books that I have read.

[bodegage]

I'll be a Sith 'till I'm dead

[Javen]

Punched my face until it bled.

[Rogue_0009]

What was the deal with Mr Ed?

[Javen]

Just a dumb horse inside my head.

[bodegage]

I don't want to go to bed!

[Javen]

Stay awake until by watching Better Off Dead.

[Javen]

Last time I checked, this was still a thread.

[Plo Koon]

My sister's favorite color is red.

[Dark Skywalker 9]

Barny Rubble's best friend is named Fred.

[Jango]

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[Darth Vegas]

This thread was resurrected from the dead now a new rhyme is flowing through my head, to a new word your rhymes must rhyme, until further notice your must rhyme with.....dime. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/blink.gif