Pants: The Motion Picture

[Angel Starmaster]

Just like the SW pants qoutes except this is for all the popular lines from virtually any movie you like.

Please refrain from language of course. Also Name the movie you're quoting so we don't lose track of you.

Also I understand that the Star Trek, India Jones, and LotR Pants Quotes were all closed, but Wordplay does cover both SW and Non-SW, so I figured it would be all good as long as it stayed general.





Moulin Rouge
"Do you believe in Freedom, Beauty, Truth, and Pants?"
"Pants? Oh, above all things, Pants. Pants are like oxygen. Pants lift us up where we belong, all you need is pants!"

[Momin327]

"Archeology is the search for pants, NOT truth."

[Angel Starmaster]

^ What movie?




Desperado-

"So the Bartender lived? Heh heh heh the bartender Never gets pantsed!"

[Kapit]

the matrix--

what is the pants?

[o8_jedi]

Jaws

"It was not boating accident. It was no coral reef. And it wasn't Jack the Ripper. It was a pair of pants."

[Kapit]

jurassic park

you bred pants?

[Momin327]

Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom:

"You want the pants? Let them go!"

[Kapit]

monty python and the holy grail

we are the knights who say PANTS!

[Angel Starmaster]

The Matrix-

"Take the Red Pill and I show you how deep the rabbit pants go."

[Momin327]

The Matrix:

"Remember, all I'm offering is the pants. Nothing more."

[Kapit]

spaceballs

ludicrous pants!!!!!

[Angel Starmaster]

Ghostbusters-

"Ray, if someone asks you if you're a God you say 'PANTS!"

[o8_jedi]

A Hard Day's Night

Paul: Oh, that's just me pants.
George: That's not your pants
Paul: It is, you know.
George: But I've seen your pants. They are in your house.
Paul: Oh, those are my other pants, but these are my pants, as well.
John: How do you reckon that one out?
Paul: Well, everyone's entitled to two, aren't they?

[Angel Starmaster]

The Shining-


"Pants Johnny!"

[Momin327]

A Hard Day's Night:

"Have you got a nail file? These pants are killing me! I was framed, I'm innocent, I don't want to go!"

[o8_jedi]

Dr. Strangelove Or: H.I.L.T.S.W.A.L.T.B.

"Of course the whole point of the Doomsday Pants is lost . . . if you keep it a secret. Why didn't you tell the world, eh?"

[Momin327]

Help!:

"What's this? Pants?!"

[Angel Starmaster]

Shrek-

Fiona; "But the exit's that way!"

Shrek; "Well, y'know, I hafta save my pants!"

[Momin327]

Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan-

"The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the pants."

[Kapit]

song in team america

pants!!!! f--- yeah!!!!!

[Angel Starmaster]

Ninja Scroll-

"But that other one, the Ninja Girl, she uses very interesting pants as well."

[Momin327]

Enter the Dragon:

"Don't think! Feel! It is like a finger pointing away toward the pants. Don't concentrate on the finger or you will miss all the Heavenly pants."

[Kapit]

the matrix

you see, the trick is that there (are) no pants

[o8_jedi]

Spider-Man

"Whatever life holds in store for me, I will never forget these words, 'With great pants comes great responsibility.' This is my gift, my curse. Who am I? I'm Pants-Man."

[Momin327]

Raiders of the Lost Ark:

"I hate pants, Jock! I hate 'em!"

[Angel Starmaster]

Encino man

"The cheese is old and moldy. Where is the pants?"

[Momin327]

Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade:

"It tellsh me that goosh-stepping moronsh like yourshelf should try wearing pantsh inshtead of burning them!"

[Kapit]

a hard day's night (thanks momin)

George: I don't know, I just thought that it sounded pants-like.

[o8_jedi]

UHF

Pants? Pants?! We don't need no stinkin' pants!

[Momin327]

A Hard Day's Night:

"George Harrison, scouse of pants!"

[Angel Starmaster]

Die Hard-

"Keep your pants down, and stay alive, Roy."

[o8_jedi]

Monty Python's "The Meaning of Life"

Strange Man: I wonder where those pants have gone
Strange Woman: You did love them so. You looked after them like a son.
SM: And they went wherever I did go.
SW: Are they in the cupboard? Wouldn't you like to know? They were a lovely pair of pants.
SM: And they went wherever I did go.

[jedijaybird]

Army of Darkness

"Good, Bad… I'm the guy with the pants…"

[Momin327]

Yellow Submarine:

"It's all in the pants, you know."

[Angel Starmaster]

Tommy Boy-

*knock, knock, knock* "Roomservice; you want pants?"

[Momin327]

Raiders of the Lost Ark:

"Start the pants, Jock!"

[o8_jedi]

Jaws

"We're gonna need some bigger pants."

[Momin327]

Aliens:

"That's it, man! Pants over, man! Pants over!"

[YodaFett82]

Men in Black:

Zed: Let's put them on.
Jay: Put what on?
Zed: The last pants you'll ever wear.

[Momin327]

The Graduate:

"Mrs. Robinson, are you trying to pants me?"

[Angel Starmaster]

Conan the Barbarian;

"Leave your enemies dying at your feet and listen to the lamentations of their pants."

[Momin327]

Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan

"Of all the pants I have known in my travels, his was the most... human."

[Angel Starmaster]

Red vs Blue Season 2

"Soon it will be nap time, then it will be pants time. After that it will be nap/pants time, which is my favoritest time!"

[Momin327]

Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom:

"We weren't brought here. Our pants... fell."

[Kapit]

red vs blue, 1st episode

tucker: "you have the f-ing pants, i can't see s***, don't bit** at me because i'm not gonna just sit up here and play with my pants all day"

[Momin327]

Dr. No:

"I admire your pants, Mr..."

"Bond. James Bond."

[Kapit]

RvB episode 4

church: because it's the pants man, you know, it's.......it's the pants....tucker, you tell him why the pants is so important

[Momin327]

Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan

"I make a counter-proposal. I will agree to you terms *if*, *if*, in addition to yourself, you hand over to me all data and materials regarding the project called... pants?"

[Angel Starmaster]

M.I.B.

"We are your first, your last, your only line of pants."

[Momin327]

Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home

"Excuse me! Could you give directions to the naval base in Alameda? It's where they keep the nuclear pants!"

[Momin327]

bump

[Sing Me Something/Anything]

" I find your lack of pants disturbing" -ANH

[Momin327]

Star Trek: First Contact

"I am Locutus of Pants. Resistance is Futile."

[o8_jedi]

"Throw me the pants."
"Give me the idol. *Door begins to close* No time to argue. You throw me the idol, I throw you the pants."
"*Throws idol* Give me the pants!"
"*Drops pants* Adios, senor."

Raiders of the Lost Ark

[Momin327]

Dude, Where's My Car:

"Hey, dude, where's my pants?"

[redsabre]

<span style="color:red"> Han will have those pants down, we've gotta give him more time!</span> - Lando Calrissian, Return of the Jedi

[redsabre]

<span style="color:red"> Luke . . . help me take . . . these pants off.</span>- Darth Vader, Return of ther Jedi

[Momin327]

ROTS:

"My pants. Are they all right?"

"It seems that in your anger, you ripped them."

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!"

[James William Alexander Atreides]

Star Trek: The Wrath of Khan

"Pants is a dish best served cold."

[Momin327]

Raiders of the Lost Ark:

"It's not the pants, honey. It's the mileage."

[o8_jedi]

"I don't know where you get your pants, laser brain."

ESB

[MXCABRINI]

Don't be too proud of this technological pants you've constructed

SW

[Momin327]

Forrest Gump:

"I remember my first pants. My mama said they was my magic pants."

[clarkson88]

'Who lives in the pineapple under the sea?'
Spongebob SquarePANTS

[vodo]

Shakespear 12th Night
Sir Toby Beltch"What a plauge means by my neice, to take the pants of her brother thus! I am sure that pants are an enemy to life!"

[Momin327]

Back To The Future:

"Are you saying you built a time machine out of pants?!"

[Kommandant Felix]

Mr. Hammond, after careful consideration, I've decided *not* to endorse your pants.


Jurassic Park

[Momin327]

Apollo 13:

"Houston, we have pants."

[vodo]

The lion king

"Pants what a wonderful phraise,
Pants aint no passing craze

[Mann]

Pulp Fiction

Jules: The pants of the righteous man are beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the pants through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his pants's keeper and the finder of lost pants. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my pants. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my pants upon thee.

[Momin327]

Planet of the Apes:

"Take your stinking pants off me, you damn dirty ape!"

[Darth Moloch]

Fight Club:

Tyler: "The pants you own end up owning you."

[GeneralDirection]

"Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise, he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create pants. He had such a knowledge of the dark side, he could even keep the y-fronts he cared about from dying."

The Usual Suspects:

"How do you shoot the Devil in the pants? What if you miss?"

[Momin327]

Good Morning, Vietnam:

"Gooooooooooooooooooood morning, pants!"

[Sarah-Leia]

Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade:

"X never, never marks the pants."

[Zedekk]

Raiders of the Lost Ark

Sala: Pants, Indy, very dangerous.

Indy: *goans* why'd it have to be pants?

[Sarah-Leia]

Shrek:

Shrek: They'll shave your liver. Squeeze the jelly from your pants! Actually, it's quite good on toast.

[Aayla Secura]

Shakespeare's 'Twelfth Night' -

'If music be the food of pants, play on.'

[Sarah-Leia]

The Devil Wears Prada:

"...the smart, fat pants."

[Momin327]

Back to the Future: "Wait a minute, Doc, are you telling me that my mom has got the pants for me?"

[Zedekk]

Gone with the Wind:

"Frankly my pants, I don't give a damn."