RollaFett's Possibly Offensive Answer Thread

[RollaFett]

That's right folks, it's yet another answer thread! I'm sure that you're all thrilled. I know I am...well, maybe. If you ask me something, I guarentee only one thing: Your question will be posted! WooHoo!!!!

Ground Rules:

1- Be warned that this thread is not intended for the meak. If I get around to answering your queries, there is no guarantee that you will like the answer, hell, you might even get offended. Maybe not, though. If you do, however, it is vital to keep in mind that I am most likely screwing around and to not take me too seriously, unless I really don't like you and totally intend to offend you. But, you won't know either way, you'll only be able to guess at my motivations...HA HA!

2- Hmmm...well, use your head. Don't ask me your hair color, your weight, your mother's maiden name, and other such nonsense, alright?

3- After rule #2, you can ask me pretty much anything else. I may not know the answer (good chance of that, actually), or I simply may not get around to answering. Like Indiana Jones said, "I'm making it up as I go along."

4- If I don't answer your question, well, get over it. Like stated previously, you'll run that risk if you post here.

5- Please don't get carried away with the number of questions that you ask in one post. And don't twist that into posting twenty times, each with 2 questions, ok? Be reasonable. Thanks.

6- I want to say that don't post another question until I answer your previous one, but since I guaratee no answers, I can't ask you to do that either. Damn.

Alright, ask away. I'm sure it'll be educational for all of us. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif

[Seanakin]

Do you think the replacing of the half-astroturf at the Vet played even the smallest role in the Eagles' resurgence to the top teams in the NFL?

[Darth Arraics]

As a fellow area Philadelphian, I'll give you an answer.

Yes & No. Remember other teams hate the Vet, so it was and still an advantage. I have walked on that crap a few times and I don't know how the Phillies & Eagles play on that stuff. It's like being on concrete. But that is my view & this was started by Gollafett so he could tell you something different.

[RollaFett]

Seanakin asks- <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE</div><div class='quotemain'>Do you think the replacing of the half-astroturf at the Vet played even the smallest role in the Eagles' resurgence to the top teams in the NFL? [/b][/quote]

No. The season before they replaced that green pavement, they went 11-5 and made it to the second round of the playoffs before laying an egg against the Giants. The playoff win they enjoyed that season was the first of, now 4 in a row, against those mighty Bucs from Tampa.

[RollaFett]

Oh and Darth Arraics, it's GollaFett with an 'O', not an 'A'. Thanks.

[Blizzard]

Someone asked me this and I told him I'd ask here...

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE</div><div class='quotemain'>Why do they call lightsabers "sabers," anyway? Traditionally, sabers have curved, tapered blades. A more appropriate name would be light-longsword. [/b][/quote]

[Justin]

"lightsaber" just sounds better, in my opinion.

[Darth Arraics]

How long have I been doing that to your name? sorry.

[RollaFett]

Blizzard relays this question: <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE</div><div class='quotemain'>Why do they call lightsabers "sabers," anyway? Traditionally, sabers have curved, tapered blades. A more appropriate name would be light-longsword.[/b][/quote]

Hmmm...I'm inclined to agree with Justin on this one. It sure does sound cooler. Consider this, however, how many times have you also heard the term, "lasersword"? I know I've heard it a few times in either one of the movies or a screenplay or novel. That said, lightsaber still sounds cooler.

Arraics- Only for a couple of weeks. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/sly.gif

[Tovor]

It would be strange to talk about the duels in this fashion:
"TPM had the best light-longsword duel out of all the SW light-longsword duels. Obi-Wan had a blue light-longsword and Qui-Gon had a green light-longsword, and Darth Maul had a cool light-longsword with a red longsword blade that came out of one end of his light-longsword handle and a red longsword blade that came out the other end, and Obi and Qui attacked him with their light-longswords at the same time and Maul defended against both of their light-longswords with his double bladed light-longsword."

That's a bit too much for me. Forget the curves. "Lightsaber" sounds cooler than anything anyway.

[Tovor]

Here's a question I need to know...
Why was the human body equipped with soft buttocks for sitting, long before the first chair was ever invented?

[Javen]

Is Tovor ever going to make the Tovor survey part III?

[Tovor]

Did Javen read Tovor's answers to the Survey II which he hadn't posted until today? (The link right to it is in my sig.)

[Javen]

Originally posted by Tovor@Oct 24 2002, 05:10 PM
Did Javen read Tovor's answers to the Survey II which he hadn't posted until today? (The link right to it is in my sig.)
Whoops, dummy me :0

[RollaFett]

Tovor asks: <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE</div><div class='quotemain'>Why was the human body equipped with soft buttocks for sitting, long before the first chair was ever invented? [/b][/quote]

Rocks are no more comfortable than chairs.

Javen asks: <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE</div><div class='quotemain'>Is Tovor ever going to make the Tovor survey part III? [/b][/quote]

I believe Tovor answered that with a question of his own: <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE</div><div class='quotemain'>Did Javen read Tovor's answers to the Survey II which he hadn't posted until today? (The link right to it is in my sig.) [/b][/quote]

I don't know what Javen may or may not have read, but based upon his last post, I assuming that he has since seen the error of his ways. Damn fool.

[Darth Drew]

<font style='width=80%; filter:glow(color=blue)'><span style="color:limegreen">If is 7:30 EST, what time is it in Japan?</span></font>

[RollaFett]

Darth Drew asks: <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE</div><div class='quotemain'>If is 7:30 EST, what time is it in Japan?[/b][/quote]

8:30 in Japan, AM or PM. Thanks for being specific. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/sly.gif

Javen asks: <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE</div><div class='quotemain'>what happened to all my favorite shows?[/b][/quote]

Hmmm, boy, that is a tall order indeed, my friend. How about this, the shows that you most likely enjoyed were at the very bottom of the nielson's ratings, as is your social life if you're asking me such an innane question. As a result, they have been cancelled. But don't worry, I'm sure your porn accounts are as active as ever.

[Darth Drew]

<font style='width=80%; filter:glow(color=blue)'><span style="color:limegreen">Drat! I thought I had you golla, with the PM AM thing.</span></font>

[Tovor]

Javen, Golla was joshing with you. In my thread I had warned people to be prepared for sarcasm and mockery for there I was the Retort Man. Golla was replying along the same lines I'm certain. Be prepared, cause if you ask the same question in my thread I'm gonna wack ya with sarcasm. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wink.gif Go head, I dare ya! style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif


Golla, it's vital that you put a disclaimer at the start of your thread if you aim to be Don Rickles my bro. I pity the fool who don't put no disclaimer before he mocks. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif

[Tovor]

I'll say this, if my social life was like the Neilson ratings I would be on hiatus this season. And Javen my man, don't take to heart the porn account comment. GollaFett's a hitched man so he might envy you if you had an active account cause he might not be allowed to. On the other hand, he's a TV news videographer but I wonder what he really films with that video camera of his. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/hehe.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif

[Lara]

Hey, you can ask him to lend you his camera style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wink.gif

[Tovor]

Jav, seriously, he is. He did warn in his intro that people might be offended by his answers.


DL, heh heh.

[Darth Arraics]

Javen, Just get a backbone!


(Sticking up for my Philly brother!)

[Javen]

uh ok

[Tovor]

Darth Arraics, are you saying Javen's posture is bad? GollaFett is a Jersey dude, not from Philadelphia, unless you're calling him a sliced steak sub.

Enough of this. Vader, release him. This bickering is pointless. Now, Lord Golla will provide us with the location of the secret method for funny answer threads by the time this thread is operation. We will then crush the unlaughing with one swift guffa. Carry on.

[Rebel Astromech Droid]

I would like to know why not that many people ask for my advice.

[RollaFett]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE</div><div class='quotemain'>Be warned, however, that this thread is not intended for the meak. If I get around to answering your queries, there is no guarantee that you will like the answer, hell, you might even get offended. Maybe not, though.[/b][/quote]

This is in the original post for this thread. Thus, you all have been warned. That said, if Javen was truly offended, I apologize. Although, I read nothing that indicated that.

Again, for those who have not realized it yet, I am not always gentle in my responses. Please, be prepared. And also realize, when I'm not so pleasant, I'm probably joking. Again, be prepared.

Back to the questions.......

Rebel Astromech Droid asks: <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE</div><div class='quotemain'>I would like to know why not that many people ask for my advice.[/b][/quote]

Hmmmmmm.....well, you know, that pesky little droid never really asked anything. Perhaps if you began posing questions in the proper fashion, I might be able to help you out.

[Rebel Astromech Droid]

Consider yourself lucky that I am going to let that one fly but I will not be so forgiving nex time. Now kindly answer the following re-written question:

Why do not that many people ask for my advice? ???

[RollaFett]

Rebel Astromech Droid asks: <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE</div><div class='quotemain'>Why do not that many people ask for my advice? [/b][/quote]

Now that's what I call an actual question. Good job. Now, onto your answer...I would have to say that you most likely have a poor track record in offering advice in the past. Thus, others have become gunshy.

[Tovor]

Ohhh, ouch! :look:

[Jamielee]

why are there so many answer threads on this board??

[Rebel Astromech Droid]

Actually you insulting answer person I give good advice. I mean look how darthy turned out I had been giving him free therapy and Daniela's problems are lessening and well Kit there's nothing I can do about Kit so see I am a good advice person just not that many people take the time to ask. Your answer thread is really bad I think that I'm going to give my questions to tovor and NOT you!

[Darth Arraics]

Tovor, If you are from South Jersey. You are a Philly brother.

[Tovor]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE</div><div class='quotemain'>Tovor, If you are from South Jersey. You are a Philly brother.

[/b][/quote]
I did not know that. I sit corrected.

[RollaFett]

Jamielee asks: <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE</div><div class='quotemain'>why are there so many answer threads on this board?? [/b][/quote]

Good question, however, I cannot fathom as to why so many people think that they actually have the required knowledge to answer a question, let alone pages upon pages of questions.
As for myself, well, I sort of started one as a sort of tribute to a bud.

Rebel Astromech Droid says: <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE</div><div class='quotemain'>Actually you insulting answer person I give good advice. I mean look how darthy turned out I had been giving him free therapy and Daniela's problems are lessening and well Kit there's nothing I can do about Kit so see I am a good advice person just not that many people take the time to ask. Your answer thread is really bad I think that I'm going to give my questions to tovor and NOT you! [/b][/quote]

Hmmm...I sense a severe lack of a sense of humor. In all seriousness, I have no knowledge of any advice that you have given anyone at anytime. Thus, my answer is based purely on speculation. In any case, it is a good idea to read the rules of this thread before posting a question, in particular, rule #1. Farewell, my unsatisfied, near-sighted scrap pile.

[RollaFett]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE</div><div class='quotemain'>Tovor, If you are from South Jersey. You are a Philly brother. [/b][/quote]

Yeah, I guess you could say that.

[RollaFett]

bump




I hope I don't regret this.

[Justin]

Hey, how does that song where the chick says something like "and we got in the mood...something something...started to groove" or something go?

[RollaFett]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE</div><div class='quotemain'>Justin Posted on May 24 2003, 12:07 AM
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Hey, how does that song where the chick says something like "and we got in the mood...something something...started to groove" or something go?[/b][/quote]

Oh man, are you serious? Hmmmmm.....normally I would simply blow off an inane question like this because it's just that, inane. But since it's you, Justin, I'll give it my best shot...........ahhh, who am I kidding? I have no idea how that song goes. Hell, I don't even know what friggin' song you're babbling about.

NEXT!

[Javen]

Wow I had forgotten all about this thread. That's how dull it really was style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif plus it is rich in history. It is when G-Man and Javen first met and the misundestandings flew.

Well, that's about all I have to say. Oh yeah.I have a question.

There have been many cartoons about movies and T.V. shows. But one famous cartoon they have yet to make is Back To The Future. Should there be one.

[Justin]

Oh no, Javen my friend, you are quite wrong! There was at one time a "Back to the Future" cartoon.

Back to the Future Animated Series (http://www.bttf.com/news/03031303.shtml)

[Javen]

I don't remember that cartoon at all. How did I miss it?

[RollaFett]

<span style="font-size:12pt;line-height:100%">JUSTIN, HOW DARE YOU ANSWER IN MY STEAD?!?!</span>

Ahem, with that out of the way...Justin is absolutely correct. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif

Javen, heh, heh....yeah, I forgot about that misunderstanding we had here. The fact that your post was deleted before I even had a chance to read it didn't help, though. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/sly.gif


NEXT!

[Padme]

I have a question, what color of shirt should I wear tomorrow my light blue lace-up tee or my yellow polo shirt? style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/hehe.gif

[Javen]

Originally posted by GollaFett@May 25 2003, 06:23 PM
<span style="font-size:12pt;line-height:100%">JUSTIN, HOW DARE YOU ANSWER IN MY STEAD?!?!</span>

Ahem, with that out of the way...Justin is absolutely correct. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif

Javen, heh, heh....yeah, I forgot about that misunderstanding we had here. The fact that your post was deleted before I even had a chance to read it didn't help, though. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/sly.gif


NEXT!
Hey wait! You didn't answer my question. Just be really rude or something. Justin ruined everything.

[Trilogist]

GollaFett, if I accidentally spilled bleach on my colored clothes, is there any way to fix them? They look all ugly and bleached now.

Also, I recently defragmented my auxiliary hard drive. Now all my MP3s are corrupted. How can I fix that?

[Krogenar]

... [Krogenar tries to think of a clever, witty question, but cannot.]

Ah. I have one now.

Do I use the narrative form too often in my postings? I'm deeply concerned.

[Krogenar]

Oh yeah, I thought of another question.

Let's say I had this friend, who accidentally on purpose dumped several thousand copies of Hudson Hawk (starring Bruce Willis) on top of someone else, and it resulted in their near death. How would you elude capture and/or keep this fact under wraps?

[RollaFett]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE</div><div class='quotemain'>Padme Posted on May 25 2003, 07:28 PM
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I have a question, what color of shirt should I wear tomorrow my light blue lace-up tee or my yellow polo shirt? [/b][/quote]

The secret 3rd choice, of course! The flesh colored one. DUH!

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE</div><div class='quotemain'>Javen Posted on May 26 2003, 10:33 AM

Hey wait! You didn't answer my question. Just be really rude or something. Justin ruined everything. [/b][/quote]

Ahem! Please point out what is missing here: <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE</div><div class='quotemain'> There have been many cartoons about movies and T.V. shows. But one famous cartoon they have yet to make is Back To The Future. Should there be one. [/b][/quote]
No wait, I'll tell you....a <span style="font-size:12pt;line-height:100%">A QUESTION MARK!!!</span>
So, you didn't even ask a question to begin with...loser.
(Rude enough for you? style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wink.gif)

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE</div><div class='quotemain'>Trilogist Posted on May 26 2003, 01:39 PM
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GollaFett, if I accidentally spilled bleach on my colored clothes, is there any way to fix them? They look all ugly and bleached now. [/b][/quote]
Unfortunately, no. However, if you're able to create a time machine and travel back to the year 1987, you're jeans will still look neato.
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE</div><div class='quotemain'>Trilogist Posted on May 26 2003, 01:39 PM

Also, I recently defragmented my auxiliary hard drive. Now all my MP3s are corrupted. How can I fix that? [/b][/quote]
Dude, I'm lucky to able to turn on my computer, let alone answer inane questions at the same time. Figure it out for yourself, nerd.

[Padme]

Originally posted by GollaFett@May 27 2003, 06:59 PM
The secret 3rd choice, of course! The flesh colored one. DUH!

Hmmm........ I don't know about that! style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif

[RollaFett]

Originally posted by Krogenar@May 26 2003, 07:44 PM
Oh yeah, I thought of another question.

Let's say I had this friend, who accidentally on purpose dumped several thousand copies of Hudson Hawk (starring Bruce Willis) on top of someone else, and it resulted in their near death. How would you elude capture and/or keep this fact under wraps?
Well moron, if you, excuse me, your friend had been able to finish the job and kill the intended, then there'd be nothing to worry about, right? Because, obviously, the only reason any covering up is necassary is because the victim survived and can point out the guilty party, no? Unless, the guilty party forgot to wear gloves to avoid leaving prints at the scene, then you're, sorry, your friend would be screwed.
Ugh. Friggin' amateurs.

[Krogenar]

Hah! Well, you snide, pedantic troglodyte... it just so happens that I-, my friend did wear gloves! And the other party is now in a coma.

Sorry, I just don't like people bashing my friends.

[RollaFett]

Originally posted by Krogenar@May 29 2003, 08:17 AM
Hah! Well, you snide, pedantic troglodyte... it just so happens that I-, my friend did wear gloves! And the other party is now in a coma.

Sorry, I just don't like people bashing my friends.
No need to apologize, hell, I didn't even understand half of your insults. Product of a South Jersey educatiom, I guess.


NEXT!

[Javen]

Originally posted by GollaFett@May 27 2003, 07:59 PM
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE</div><div class='quotemain'>Javen Posted on May 26 2003, 10:33 AM

Hey wait! You didn't answer my question. Just be really rude or something. Justin ruined everything.

Ahem! Please point out what is missing here: <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE</div><div class='quotemain'> There have been many cartoons about movies and T.V. shows. But one famous cartoon they have yet to make is Back To The Future. Should there be one. [/b][/quote]
No wait, I'll tell you....a <span style="font-size:12pt;line-height:100%">A QUESTION MARK!!!</span>
So, you didn't even ask a question to begin with...loser.
(Rude enough for you? style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wink.gif)

[ [/b][/quote]
You call that rude?! Moving one of my threads, now that was rude! Just kidding...G-Man

[RollaFett]

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[Rogue_0009]

<span style="color:red">Ever notice how both Dr Pepper and Mr Pibb forget the period after their abbreviations? What's that about?</span>

[RollaFett]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE</div><div class='quotemain'>Rogue_0009 Posted on Jun 1 2003, 09:15 PM
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Ever notice how both Dr Pepper and Mr Pibb forget the period after their abbreviations? What's that about? [/b][/quote]


:withstupid:


NEXT!

[Javen]

Where did the 21 gun salute originate?

[Obitwokenobi]

Are you in a drunken stupor right (hic!) now?

[RollaFett]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE</div><div class='quotemain'>Obitwokenobi Posted on Jun 7 2003, 02:44 PM
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Are you in a drunken stupor right (hic!) now? [/b][/quote]

No, but you should've seen me the other night. I woke up and found my socks in the tub. Still trying to remember what happened with that.

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE</div><div class='quotemain'>Javen Posted on Jun 6 2003, 07:55 PM
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Where did the 21 gun salute originate? [/b][/quote]

My backyard, in a drunken stupor.

[DblDwn]

OK, for the record, it's a beautiful day where I live and I'm not going to lie, I'm quickly approaching my own drunken stupor, and my question is..............will Funny Cide win the Triple Crown today?

[DblDwn]

Wait a tick, I have a better question. So Golla you live in Jersey, after last nights big win do the Nets have a chance to win the championship?

I feel that they will not win all three at the Meadowlands but I am confident that they can at least take 2 of the 3 and go back to Alamoville with 2 chances to win it. My teams in the lottery and I refuse to jump on any other teams bandwagon but I have to root for Jersey just because they are the underdog................and I hate the Spurs.

[RollaFett]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE</div><div class='quotemain'>DblDwn Posted on Jun 7 2003, 05:57 PM
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OK, for the record, it's a beautiful day where I live and I'm not going to lie, I'm quickly approaching my own drunken stupor, and my question is..............will Funny Cide win the Triple Crown today? [/b][/quote]

Yes. It's been too damn long since it's happened, and it's just too good a story for it not to happen. But I thought the Eagles would win the Super Bowl and look what happened.
Out of curiousity, what's your poison today?

[DblDwn]

Originally posted by GollaFett@Jun 7 2003, 03:04 PM
But I thought the Eagles would win the Super Bowl and look what happened.
Out of curiousity, what's your poison today?
It has been a while so I have to remind you that it's still TAMPA TIME style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif

I'm quickly going through a half rack of Killian's Irish Red with a fifth of GlenLivet on standby.

Cheers!

[RollaFett]

HaHa! I forgot that you were a Tampa fan, which reminds me........................Tampa sucks.

As far as the booze goes, NICE! I'd join you with a nice Seagram's 7&7, but I have to covor the Gatti/Ward fight tonight in AC. Tough job I have, huh?

[DblDwn]

Originally posted by GollaFett@Jun 7 2003, 03:23 PM
HaHa! I forgot that you were a Tampa fan, which reminds me........................Tampa sucks.

As far as the booze goes, NICE! I'd join you with a nice Seagram's 7&7, but I have to covor the Gatti/Ward fight tonight in AC. Tough job I have, huh?
Ah, the good 'ol days of football season.

I've read before in some other thread what it is that you do but I can't remember it for the life of me. I want to say that you are a sports reporter. Am I correct? It's obviously either TV or print but print seems like the right choice here.

Since you mentioned it what do you think of Gatti? I think he is a hell of a fighter when he wants to be. I saw him, oh God what was it, a couple of years ago maybe on HBO and he looked like he could have beat anyone that night. A lot of talent for certain.

[Whitesaber]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE</div><div class='quotemain'>HaHa! I forgot that you were a Tampa fan, which reminds me........................Tampa sucks. [/b][/quote]

SUCKS?!?!? BAAA!!! Why do you think they suck?!?

On a lighter note, why must I feel like puking everytime I use Microsoft FrontPage? I feel so un-geek when I do...

[Javen]

[ Where did the 21 gun salute originate?

My backyard, in a drunken stupor. [/quote]
Wow man you're famous then.But wasn't that a 21 drunk salute?

[DblDwn]

I don't know about the 21 gun salute but Whitesaber has a beautiful baby blonde for an Avatar and he's now representing GNR. Who is the hot @ss in the Avatar?

[Obitwokenobi]

What are the lottery numbers for the state of California?

[DblDwn]

Who won the fight? How did Gatti look? I assume that it was the main event. If so, was there anything significant on the undercard?

[Obitwokenobi]

Like, where did I leave my pants after I passed out. And, by the way, I already checked my closet.


P.S. Whayt can I dfo to keepe the evol typi demonns away??

[Whitesaber]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE</div><div class='quotemain'>I don't know about the 21 gun salute but Whitesaber has a beautiful baby blonde for an Avatar and he's now representing GNR. Who is the hot @ss in the Avatar? [/b][/quote]

Crista Nicole, Dbldwn. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wink.gif

[Rogue_0009]

<span style="color:red">If love is the answer what was the question?</span>

[RollaFett]

DblDwn- No, the Nets will not win the Finals. Of course, I predicted that Funny Cide would win the Triple Crwon the other day, so what the hell do I know? Answer: Not much.

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE</div><div class='quotemain'>DblDwn Posted on Jun 7 2003, 06:27 PM

I've read before in some other thread what it is that you do but I can't remember it for the life of me. I want to say that you are a sports reporter. Am I correct? It's obviously either TV or print but print seems like the right choice here.

Since you mentioned it what do you think of Gatti? I think he is a hell of a fighter when he wants to be. I saw him, oh God what was it, a couple of years ago maybe on HBO and he looked like he could have beat anyone that night. A lot of talent for certain. [/b][/quote]
I am a News Photographer for the NBC affilate in Atlantic City, NJ.
As far as Gatti goes, he is a hell of a fighter. I only hope that this 3 part war with Micky Ward hasn't taken too much out of him.

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE</div><div class='quotemain'>Whitesaber Posted on Jun 7 2003, 08:50 PM
QUOTE
HaHa! I forgot that you were a Tampa fan, which reminds me........................Tampa sucks.


SUCKS?!?!? BAAA!!! Why do you think they suck?!? [/b][/quote]
Because they beat the Eagles, fair and square, and quite easily to boot. Also, because I said so.

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE</div><div class='quotemain'>On a lighter note, why must I feel like puking everytime I use Microsoft FrontPage? I feel so un-geek when I do... [/b][/quote]
You feel 'so un-geek'? That's strange, because you sound like a total geek while asking that question. Oh, by the way, I have no friggin' idea what the hell you're talking about. And that answer was typed 'on a lighter note'. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wink.gif

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE</div><div class='quotemain'>Javen Posted on Jun 7 2003, 09:03 PM
Wow man you're famous then.But wasn't that a 21 drunk salute? [/b][/quote]
No, that was a 'Drunken 22, excuse me, 21 gun salute.'

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE</div><div class='quotemain'>DblDwn Posted on Jun 7 2003, 10:09 PM
I don't know about the 21 gun salute but Whitesaber has a beautiful baby blonde for an Avatar and he's now representing GNR. Who is the hot @ss in the Avatar? [/b][/quote]
Hmmm...it would be nice to know how he got that pic of my wife. Sum*****.

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE</div><div class='quotemain'>Obitwokenobi Posted on Jun 7 2003, 10:14 PM
What are the lottery numbers for the state of California?[/b][/quote]
Uhhhhhh.......90210

[RollaFett]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE</div><div class='quotemain'>DblDwn Posted on Jun 8 2003, 12:17 AM
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Who won the fight? How did Gatti look? I assume that it was the main event. If so, was there anything significant on the undercard? [/b][/quote]
Gatti won the fight by unaminous desicion. But that doesn't do the fight justice. Those two guys put on a show for the ages. If you have HBO, do what you can to try and find out when they might reair the fight. If you're lucky enough to get to watch it, do NOT miss the 4th and 7th rounds. Two of the best rounds of boxing I have ever seen!
Yes, it was the main event.
The undercard consisted of 5 fights, only one of I arrived in time to see. It also was aired during the HBO broadcast. A heavyweight fight between up and coming prospect, Dominick Guinn vs. a re-emerging Michael Grant. Grant actually had a title shot against Lennox Lewis 3 years ago, and was beaten badly. He has managed to bring himself back up and was on the verge of a top ten ranking again, before Guinn tore him apart. He should retire. Guinn, on the other hand could turn into something pretty good in the near future.

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE</div><div class='quotemain'>Obitwokenobi Posted on Jun 8 2003, 11:43 AM
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Like, where did I leave my pants after I passed out. And, by the way, I already checked my closet.


P.S. Whayt can I dfo to keepe the evol typi demonns away?? [/b][/quote]
Normally, I would chastise you for not actually asking me a question. The usual giveaway is not using a question mark. But since we have shared the same affliction of passing out and losing track of clothes, I'll give you a pass.
Try the tub, I passed out last week and woke up to find my socks there.
As far as the tiping scruwupz go, try nott tooo post messagges wen your'e abowt too pazz owt.

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE</div><div class='quotemain'>Rogue_0009 Posted on Jun 9 2003, 07:32 PM
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If love is the answer what was the question? [/b][/quote]
Ugh, let's move on, shall we? Yes, we shall.

NEXT!

[Javen]

Originally posted by GollaFett@Jun 9 2003, 08:44 PM
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE</div><div class='quotemain'>Javen Posted on Jun 7 2003, 09:03 PM
Wow man you're famous then.But wasn't that a 21 drunk salute?
No, that was a 'Drunken 22, excuse me, 21 gun salute.'

[/b][/quote]
Ok now you have confused me. "Drunken 22" is that like a Catch 22? Now we'er back to the original 21 gun salute.

I'm just not gonna let this go am I? style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif

[DblDwn]

Originally posted by GollaFett@Jun 9 2003, 06:44 PM
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE</div><div class='quotemain'>Obitwokenobi Posted on Jun 7 2003, 10:14 PM
What are the lottery numbers for the state of California?
Uhhhhhh.......90210 [/b][/quote]
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I remember Michael Grant from a few years back. I always felt that he was indeed over-rated, but what do I know? (That wasn't a question for you)

Here's one for you though. Now that Lewis and Klitchisko (or whatever) have agreed to fight, do you think that K has a shot at beating Lewis? Also, how far can Roy Jones Jr go in the Heavyweight Division? He can't beat Lewis but I like that he has said that he is not afraid to fight him. How long until Tyson becomes the star attraction at the Las Vegas Zoo?

[RollaFett]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE</div><div class='quotemain'>DblDwn Posted on Jun 9 2003, 11:30 PM

Here's one for you though. Now that Lewis and Klitchisko (or whatever) have agreed to fight, do you think that K has a shot at beating Lewis? Also, how far can Roy Jones Jr go in the Heavyweight Division? He can't beat Lewis but I like that he has said that he is not afraid to fight him. How long until Tyson becomes the star attraction at the Las Vegas Zoo? [/b][/quote]
I think that Klitchisko will put up a decent fight, but ultimately will be knocked out in the middle rounds. This is a guy who threw in the towel against Chris Byrd a few years back, and really hasn't been tested against someone like Lewis. Personally, I was very surprised that Lewis was so willing to take this fight. I figured, with such short notice, that he would've delayed, because he has never seemed anxious to fight either Klitchisko in the past.
Although Roy Jones easily beat a much bigger man in John Ruiz, he would have a difficult time against heavyweights such as Lewis, the Klitchisko's, Jameel McCline, etc. Those guys are monsters. However, with Jones, I wouldn't put anything past him. The intriguing thing is this: One of the heavyweight belts is held by Byrd (another guy who jumped up in class), and Michael Grant was taken apart by another smaller heavyweight as well in Dominick Guinn. If some quality heavyweights around 195-220 lbs can establish themselves , then perhaps Jones will never have to worry about facing someone like Lewis. Or perhaps he flat out wants to. But now, the more I think about it, the more I think it matters less and less. Sure, Jones is one of the smallest, if not the smallest heavyweight, fighting right now. That said, Grant was huge, and a much smaller Guinn destroyed him. Holyfield always held his own against larger heavyweights. Overall, Jones has brought some much needed excitement to the heavyweight division.
As far as that carnival act, Tyson goes........well, if he ever gets another title shot, then the 'powers that be' obviously have not learned anything. The reason boxing is looked down upon so often thses days is because of him and it has no chance of changing until he is shunned completely. It's a damn shame that he's still such a powerful draw.
Alright, I'm done with my boxing rant for the evening. Please forgive me, but it's a sport that I've only recently gotten in-depth about, and I only really know about the heavyweights. Damn, there are a lot of weight classes!

NEXT!

[kyris]

how about this question: What is it with guys and their fascination with sports, esp. boxing? its a serious question, im not joking.

[Whitesaber]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE</div><div class='quotemain'>You feel 'so un-geek'? That's strange, because you sound like a total geek while asking that question. Oh, by the way, I have no friggin' idea what the hell you're talking about. And that answer was typed 'on a lighter note'. [/b][/quote]

*Sigh* Microsoft Frontpage is a program used to make HTML web pages for the net. The reason it makes me feel "ungeek" is because normal geeks type up their HTML code from scratch without using a helper like Front- oh, forget about the whole freaking thing! Just for get about it!!!!! On a lighter note, that is.

[Mann]

whose the chic in your avatar whitesaber?

[Whitesaber]

*Repeated a second time* Crista Nicole. She's Miss May Playmate, but I got the avatar through totally innocent means. Honestly.

[Mann]

hehe, yeah right.

[Whitesaber]

She's hot looking... *slips into mesmerized state...*

[DblDwn]

Originally posted by kyris@Jun 10 2003, 09:22 PM
how about this question: What is it with guys and their fascination with sports, esp. boxing? its a serious question, im not joking.
It's because we're men!

I go through stages where sometimes I'm really into boxing and sometimes I really don't pay any attention to it. Although I think that those times are only when there is a minimum 5-6 month lull in the fights that are scheduled. I can't get pumped up about say Friday Night Fights, although they usually feature some decent up and coming fighters, but I look forward to the BIG fights. The Morrales vs. Barrera (everyone of those was tremendous). The Lewis vs. Klitchisko (can't wait). The Roy Jones vs. Chris Byrd (I'm optimistic). The De La Hoya vs. Trinidad (more optimism).

My favorite sport is, far and away, basketball. I am a total hoops junkie. I tell people that the only things in my life that I would classify myself as a geek in are basketball and Star Wars. And here I am talking about basketball on a Star Wars website. Go figure.

But I also love football with a passion (TAMPA TIME Golla) and I get more and more into golf every year.

[Whitesaber]

Yeah! *Thumps chest, coughs, thumps again* We're men! We're so boring that no one can stand us, thus we sit around and watch what other men do to entertain themselves: sports!!!

And my fave is football, BTW. Second is basketball. Socker and hocky I watch if I'm in the mood.

[RollaFett]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE</div><div class='quotemain'>Javen Posted: Jun 9 2003, 10:12 PM
Ok now you have confused me. "Drunken 22" is that like a Catch 22? Now we'er back to the original 21 gun salute.

I'm just not gonna let this go am I? [/b][/quote]

Confused you? Perhaps it's time for you to perform a 'Drunken 21 gun salute', huh?
As far as you letting it go, well, it appears as though you will not. A shame really, because I sure am.

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE</div><div class='quotemain'>Whitesaber Posted on Jun 11 2003, 04:11 PM
*Sigh* Microsoft Frontpage is a program used to make HTML web pages for the net. The reason it makes me feel "ungeek" is because normal geeks type up their HTML code from scratch without using a helper like Front- oh, forget about the whole freaking thing! Just for get about it!!!!! On a lighter note, that is. [/b][/quote]

Heh, heh.....

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE</div><div class='quotemain'>kyris Posted on Jun 11 2003, 12:22 AM
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how about this question: What is it with guys and their fascination with sports, esp. boxing? its a serious question, im not joking. [/b][/quote]
If it weren't for sports, then us males would be forced to comparing the size of a certain organ to know who should rule all, and that's difficult to do while chowing down buffalo wings and chugging beer.

On a side note.......Tampa sucks.

[Whitesaber]

Speaking of which, when does Football season start? I can't stand it! Even though my team won the NBA championship, I'm sad that basketball's over. What am I to do until Football?!?! I can't watch Baseball without falling asleep. Tennis? Oh, wait... Anna isn't playing. Hockey's over. What AM I SUPPOSED TO DO, GOLLA?!?!? TELL ME!!!

[RollaFett]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE</div><div class='quotemain'>Whitesaber Posted on Jun 16 2003, 02:04 PM
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Speaking of which, when does Football season start? I can't stand it! Even though my team won the NBA championship, I'm sad that basketball's over. What am I to do until Football?!?! I can't watch Baseball without falling asleep. Tennis? Oh, wait... Anna isn't playing. Hockey's over. What AM I SUPPOSED TO DO, GOLLA?!?!? TELL ME!!! [/b][/quote]

First off, football season begins Thursday, Sept. 4th when the NY Jets visit the Washington Redskins. I believe it's on ABC.
Secondly, how the hell should I know?! Hell, I still don't know what to do, myself! The good news, at least for me, is that the Eagles open training camp July 25th! That's only 39 days away!!!!!!!

[DblDwn]

I just looked at the clock and it read......................TAMPA TIME!!!!!!!!!!

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Hey Golla who did Philly pick up in the offseason?

[RollaFett]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE</div><div class='quotemain'>Hey Golla who did Philly pick up in the offseason? [/b][/quote]

Well, I'll begin with who they let go.

GONE (at least the relevant guys):
DE Hugh Douglas (Free agent to Jacksonville)
OLB Shawn Barber (free agent to Kansas City)
S Blaine Bishop (recently released)
P Sean Landetta (not resigned)
KR/PR Brian Mitchell (free agent to NY Giants)
MLB Levon Kirkland? (Not 100% sure if he's still with them)
CB Al Harris (traded to Green Bay for 2nd rd. pick)

ACQUIRED:
OLB Nate Wayne (free agent from Green Bay)
MLB Mark Simeneaou (trade from Atlanta)
FB John Ritchie (free agent from Oakland)

DRAFTED:
DE Jerome McDougle (Miami, FL)
TE LJ Smith (Rutgers)
DE Jamal Green (Miami, FL)
And 4 other players whom I cannot recall right now. I was not impressed with how the offseason was going until the draft. I really like how they traded up to get McDougle, that is something they never do, so it was really refreshing to see them be aggressive. Also, the TE from Rutgers has a bright future, and they really needed to upgrade at that position. Unfortunately, I'm very concerned about MLB. Simeneaou couldn't crack the starting lineup in Atlanta, and he actually was an OLB there. So they trade for him, then move him to the middle. I hope it works, but I'm very speculative. Also, I don't like how they seem so pleased with their WR's. Sure they had the most 40 catch guys in the league a year ago, and they like to spread it around. But when you're up against a top flight secondary, you need someone who is able to draw extra attention and free up space for the other guys.
Overall, if it weren't for the draft, the offseason would've been a compete disaster, IMO.


PS- Tampa sucks.

[DblDwn]

All BS aside, how do you honestly think the Eagles will do this season? And do you have a Super Bowl pick yet?





.............Que Hora Es? What does that say?..........TAMPA TIME!

[Whitesaber]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE</div><div class='quotemain'>Que Hora Es?[/b][/quote]

What time is it?

[RollaFett]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE</div><div class='quotemain'>DblDwn Posted on Jun 18 2003, 12:24 AM
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All BS aside, how do you honestly think the Eagles will do this season? And do you have a Super Bowl pick yet?





.............Que Hora Es? What does that say?..........TAMPA TIME! [/b][/quote]

All BS aside, I think that the Eagles will have a very difficult time getting as far as they have the past 2 years. I think they're good enough to make the playoffs again, probably good enough to win the division again, but their schedule is so tough. I don't think that they'll be able to get home field or a first round bye. I foresee an 11-5 record, perhaps even 10-6.
As far as 'Que Hora Es?' goes, now my Spanish is pretty rusty, but I could've sworn that it meant 'Tampa Sucks!'. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wink.gif

[RollaFett]

Originally posted by Whitesaber@Jun 19 2003, 05:21 PM
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE</div><div class='quotemain'>Que Hora Es?

What time is it? [/b][/quote]
Dude, take your 'Foxtrot' arse elsewhere! You cannot attempt to answer in my stead, period.

That said, you're guess is as good as mine. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wink.gif

[nerfer]

<span style="color:c1007e"><span style="font-family:comic sans ms">

I have to agree with you Whitey I'm not an American Football fan (some would say no wonder, considering the state of the Lions), but I have enjoyed the odd game of Football back in England. Alas never again will I sit in the stands at Wembley style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/crying.gif

Sadly I'm like most women and have no interest in sports whatsoever. Although I will ocassionally watch Basketball, and I have discovered that I absolutely adore Ice Hockey! Alas the Wings did not make it this year (takes a moment of silence)

But I tend to think I make up for that by loving, star wars, video games, anime, action movies, horror movies, most sci fi movies. The not liking sports that is. Being a Wings fan is nothing to apologise for (blows raspberries at those who disagree style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif )

And Golla why doesn't the U.S use military time? I sadly missed an episode of Inu-Yasha the other night because I set the video for 12:30 p.m instead of 12:30 a.m. See in England this wouldn't have happened because I would have typed in 0:30 and wouldn't had to have checked for a.m or p.m. Which since I'm used to a 24 hr clock I routinely forget to do when setting the vcr, though luckily I did when recording Rurouni Kenshin the other day....</span></span>

[DblDwn]

Originally posted by nerfer@Jun 19 2003, 10:20 PM
(some would say no wonder, considering the state of the Lions
The Lions are up and commers though. I live in the NW and we are all Joey Harrington fans up here. Right Seanakin? I play basketball with a guy that knew Joey in high school and he has nothing but good things to say about him. As far as I can tell he is a class act who will be a superstar in a couple of years............especially with NFL Draft stud Charles Rogers to throw the ball to.









BTW........................................TAMPA TIME!

[nerfer]

<span style="color:c1007e"><span style="font-family:comic sans ms">

OMG! You mean there's hope!! </span></span>

[Seanakin]

Hey, if he went to my sister's HS, I'm definitely a Joey fan. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/hehe.gif

[RollaFett]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE</div><div class='quotemain'>Alas the Wings did not make it this year (takes a moment of silence)[/b][/quote]
'Did not make it'? Please!!! They got swept in the first round by the 7th seed. Please refrain from sugar-coating in my thread, ok? Cool.

Ahem...where were we?
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE</div><div class='quotemain'>nerfer Posted on Jun 20 2003, 01:20 AM
And Golla why doesn't the U.S use military time?[/b][/quote]
Because our obvious superiority of the world enables us to thumb our noses at much more logical practices....ie: the metric system.

[DblDwn]

Originally posted by GollaFett@Jun 21 2003, 05:43 PM
ie: the metric system.
"A Royale with Cheese" style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif

[nerfer]

<span style="color:c1007e"><span style="font-family:comic sans ms">

LOL! Yea but even the Duck's admit it was their goalie Gigeure rather than their actual team that beat us!

LMAO! Golla and DblDwn style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif </span></span>

[DarthSolo]

RED WING SUCK!!! YEEEAAA!!! though the Avs only did three games better. *hangs head in shame*

[CzulkangLah]

i have to second darth Solo, Detroit is by far the worst city in the world, I would know, I live there. how bout them Tigers. Or the LIons? man my city sucks.

[Whitesaber]

Originally posted by GollaFett+Jun 19 2003, 09:52 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(GollaFett @ Jun 19 2003, 09:52 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'> <!--QuoteBegin-Whitesaber@Jun 19 2003, 05:21 PM
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE</div><div class='quotemain'>Que Hora Es?

What time is it? [/b][/quote]
Dude, take your 'Foxtrot' arse elsewhere! You cannot attempt to answer in my stead, period.

That said, you're guess is as good as mine. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wink.gif [/b][/quote]
Actually, I know that's what that means. My mommy's speaks spanish... well, Tex-Mex anyways...

That said, I'm taking my 'FoxTrot' arse elsewhere... style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/rolleyes.gif

[nerfer]

<span style="color:c1007e"><span style="font-family:comic sans ms">
Well I live not far from Detroit and I love it here! style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif </span></span>
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE</div><div class='quotemain'>. how bout them Tigers. Or the LIons? man my city sucks.[/b][/quote]
<span style="color:c1007e"><span style="font-family:comic sans ms"> Which is exactly why I really like the Wings, they may not have done very well this season, but they are something Detroit can be proud of!</span></span> style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif

[DarthSolo]

well golla you havent offended anyone in a while, so hurry up...what's goin on? oh yeah...red wings suck.

[nerfer]

<span style="color:c1007e"><span style="font-family:comic sans ms"> style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif Do not so there! style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif </span></span>

[RollaFett]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE</div><div class='quotemain'>DarthSolo Posted on Jun 29 2003, 01:50 AM
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well golla you havent offended anyone in a while, so hurry up...what's goin on? [/b][/quote]

Hmmm...sounds like a question to me. Let's see, uhhh, I've got nothing. No offenses for now. And please bear in mind, I don't go out of my way to offend anyone. As the rules on page one of this thread clearly indicate, you may get offended by my answers. As far as your question goes, well, it appears as though everything is splendid, socially, for you. Otherwise, why would you bother asking such a mudane question at 1:50 on a Saturday night? The answer to that I will provide as well: You obviously have no life. Hey, don't get offended, I call it like I see it. Hell, let's face it, if we're posting here to begin with, none of us has a life. :whatsthat:

[DarthSolo]

YES THATS WHAT I WAS LOOKIN FOR!!!!

and by the way...yes the red wings do in fact suck..there was a website dedicated to it...there might still be

[nerfer]

<span style="color:c1007e"><span style="font-family:comic sans ms">Yea and the owner of that website is probably a Rangers fan! style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif Just goes to show how great a team they are if someone is so jealous about them, they have to dedicate a site to hating them! style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/w00t.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin.gif</span></span>

[RollaFett]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE</div><div class='quotemain'>DarthSolo Posted: Jun 30 2003, 01:23 AM
YES THATS WHAT I WAS LOOKIN FOR!!!![/b][/quote]

Of course, I haven't the faintest clue as to what you're referring to. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wink.gif



NEXT!

[DarthSolo]

i was reffering to how you made fun of me! that was awesome. CzulkangLah wants to know why you won't go on a date with him. He told me to ask you that.

[Whitesaber]

Can you offend me again, Golla, or do I have to answer another question? style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wink.gif

[nerfer]

<span style="color:c1007e"><span style="font-family:comic sans ms">Because Mr.Golla is married to Mrs. Golla who really wouldn't approve of him going on a date with CzulkangLah. In fact she'd probably cut his tally wacker off, for cheating. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/blink.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/ohmy.gif


CzulkangLah will just have to find someone who is single and available! Because I'm sure Golla doesn't want to suffer the same fate as ol bobbit! style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wacko.gif </span></span>

[Krogenar]

Alright, I have a question.

Why can't I think of a simple way to make huge amounts of money in such a way that I can laugh myself to sleep at night?

For example, there's an artist who canned his own poop, and those little cans are selling at a price many times their weight in gold. Due to improper canning techniques, some of them have exploded... but still, he's making a lot of money.

Another example was Senor Wences. This guy was a ventriloquist that made a living by talking to his fist. He appeared on The Ed Sullivan Show 44 times and traveled the world. You may not remember him, but he was the guy who would say to his fist (with a crude face drawn on it), "S'ok?" And his hand would reply, "S'ARIGHT!"

I am wracking my brain for a way to make indecent gobs of money, and simultaneously mocking the entire world at the same time. Any suggestions?

[RollaFett]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE</div><div class='quotemain'>DarthSolo Posted on Jul 1 2003, 02:02 AM
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i was reffering to how you made fun of me! that was awesome. CzulkangLah wants to know why you won't go on a date with him. He told me to ask you that. [/b][/quote]
Really? You were referring to how I made fun of you? Hmmm...I must've missed that. :whatsthat:
As for the rest of your post, I'm under the impression that you intended to ask me a question, however, the lack of a question mark left me at a loss. Y'know thw word 'loss', don't you? You should, it's in the 'loser' family.

[RollaFett]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE</div><div class='quotemain'>Whitesaber Posted on Jul 1 2003, 02:08 PM
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Can you offend me again, Golla, or do I have to answer another question? [/b][/quote]
Well, it appears as though you have asked another question. That said, I mearly answer questions here, I don't intend to offend. If your thin, girly-like skin cannot take certain, obvious observations I make about you in the process of answering your query, then you may be offended. Not much I can do about that.

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE</div><div class='quotemain'>Krogenar Posted on Jul 1 2003, 04:05 PM
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Alright, I have a question.

Why can't I think of a simple way to make huge amounts of money in such a way that I can laugh myself to sleep at night? [/b][/quote]
After I awake with such knowledge and make enough loot for myself, my next order of business will be to post that secret here, for all the world to see. So have patience, grasshopper.

[Tovor]

You are very wise(-ass), oh great Golla. I am going to see T3 in about an hour or so, but my mommy isn't here to dress me. Should I wear a shirt with horizontal stripes, or vertical stripes. Which one would make me look fat?

[Tovor]

I'm still waiting for an answer, wiseguy. What kind of answer thread is this? Can I get some service around here already? Geez!

[Darth Badly]

Originally posted by Tovor@Jul 2 2003, 03:45 PM
I'm still waiting for an answer, wiseguy. What kind of answer thread is this? Can I get some service around here already? Geez!

Yeah, like you can complain.

There's a dozen or so questions about the end of TPM waiting for you over at the Clowns thread, Mister.

[Krogenar]

Originally posted by Tovor@Jul 2 2003, 10:01 AM
You are very wise(-ass), oh great Golla. I am going to see T3 in about an hour or so, but my mommy isn't here to dress me. Should I wear a shirt with horizontal stripes, or vertical stripes. Which one would make me look fat?
Forget the shirts and stripes, Tovor.
Intensive market research shows that men who wear flouncy, feather-studded hats are perceived as 'lighter'.

[Whitesaber]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE</div><div class='quotemain'>Well, it appears as though you have asked another question. That said, I mearly answer questions here, I don't intend to offend. If your thin, girly-like skin cannot take certain, obvious observations I make about you in the process of answering your query, then you may be offended. Not much I can do about that. [/b][/quote]

Didn't work. Not insulting. It's all true, Golla.

[RollaFett]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE</div><div class='quotemain'>Tovor Posted on Jul 2 2003, 10:01 AM
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You are very wise(-ass), oh great Golla. I am going to see T3 in about an hour or so, but my mommy isn't here to dress me. Should I wear a shirt with horizontal stripes, or vertical stripes. Which one would make me look fat? [/b][/quote]

Oh boy, looks like I was too late to aid you, good buddy. Sorry about that, I'm crushed, truly.
That said, you do know that the New York Yankees originally came up with the idea for pinstripes as a direct result of the massive frame that Babe Ruth carried around, right? His pear-shaped physique wasn't good for the Yankee image, so they deduced that pinstripes would slim him down. With that knowledge in hand, and upon seeing a few pics of you here and there, I can only hope that the only thing on you that was vertical were the soles of your shoes.


PS- How was the movie? I'm stuck between seeing that, or 'Hulk' for a second time. What do you suggest?
PSS- Do you ever log on to ICQ anymore, jackass?!

[RollaFett]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE</div><div class='quotemain'>Whitesaber Posted on Jul 2 2003, 04:50 PM
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Well, it appears as though you have asked another question. That said, I mearly answer questions here, I don't intend to offend. If your thin, girly-like skin cannot take certain, obvious observations I make about you in the process of answering your query, then you may be offended. Not much I can do about that.


Didn't work. Not insulting. It's all true, Golla. [/b][/quote]

Ahhhh, Blancsaber, what am I supposed to do with you?

[Tovor]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE</div><div class='quotemain'>With that knowledge in hand, and upon seeing a few pics of you here and there, I can only hope that the only thing on you that was vertical were the soles of your shoes.

PS- How was the movie? I'm stuck between seeing that, or 'Hulk' for a second time. What do you suggest?
PSS- Do you ever log on to ICQ anymore, jackass?! [/b][/quote]
Have you seen recent pics of me? I am a bit pear shaped abs and sides. That work out regiment at Bally's didn't last long I guess.

I have avoided seeing the Hulk. I simply can't see myself taking the film seriously enough. I liked the TV Hulk with Lou Ferigno as the Hulk, a man playing a flesh and blood Hulk, not a ridiculously big cartoon looking thing that throws tanks and choppers around and jumps from mountain to mountain like Superman. As for T3, it was very good. Don't expect it to surpass T2, but it was excellent though it was weak in one or two places. I expect to see it again. Therefore you can deduce that I'd recommend seeing T3 over seeing the Hulk again.

I haven't logged on to ICQ for a long time, since the last time we talked in fact. I've barely logged on to my computer lately. Been preoccupied in mind and spirit and haven't felt up to communication with anybody for awhile. One of these night, my friend, I'll be on again, when you least expect it. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/satisfied.gif

[RollaFett]

Well, I'll be looking for you! Unfortunately, if memory serves, you usually go online right around the time I need to go to bed. Ugh.

Anyway, your thoughts on 'Hulk' aren't off-base. Obviously, you're a fan of the TV show, which I liked as well, but I also was an avid comic collector in my youth. Now, 'The Incredible Hulk' was not among the titles I collected, I certainly knew enough about the character to know that the the movie version appears much closer to the original version than the TV show, although both are quite good. I would highly reccomend seeing 'Hulk'! it's an outstanding film, and it's not just a big green beast throwing around tanks and such. There's an actual storyline that's not too shabby as well.

[Trilogist]

Blah.

[RollaFett]

Hmmm...."Blah", thanks for sharing.

[Trilogist]

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[DarthSolo]

Golla, what do you think of the fact that somone got sooo pissed off that i hit the back of their car with a waterballooon that they chased me and my friend down, punched the window in and put me in the hospital for three days because glass scratched my eye?

also, what do you think of the fact that the Colorado Avalanche just picked up Paul Karyia and Temu Salane for what they should consider pocket chage? who's lookin forward to hockey season now. Sakic between Karyia and Selane, and thats the Avs second line!!!

[RollaFett]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE</div><div class='quotemain'>DarthSolo Posted on Jul 5 2003, 01:42 AM
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Golla, what do you think of the fact that somone got sooo pissed off that i hit the back of their car with a waterballooon that they chased me and my friend down, punched the window in and put me in the hospital for three days because glass scratched my eye?

also, what do you think of the fact that the Colorado Avalanche just picked up Paul Karyia and Temu Salane for what they should consider pocket chage? who's lookin forward to hockey season now. Sakic between Karyia and Selane, and thats the Avs second line!!! [/b][/quote]
Well, I'd be pissed too, although I'd be sure to punch you and your friend instead of a window, which probably wouldn't have sent you to the hospital. That's what I think. :sly;
As to your other query, well, I'm pretty damn disappointed that the Flyers didn't go after one of those guys, but not surprised. Bigger issue for your Av's, however, would have to be who's going to be between the pipes, no? Potvin is still available, I think. Again, another guy the Flyers should've gone after.

[Darth Badly]

Originally posted by GollaFett@Jul 5 2003, 03:49 AM
but I also was an avid comic collector in my youth.

WHat did you buy then, Mr G and what (if any) do you buy today?

[RollaFett]

Where did you pull that quote from? It feels familar, but I cannot place it.
Anyway, to answer your question, these are the titles that I can remember collecting:
-The Amazing Spider-Man
-Peter Parker: The Spectacular Spider-Man
-Web of Spider-Man
-Spider-Man
-The Uncanny X-Men
-X-Factor
-Classic X-Men
-X-Men
-The Punisher
-The Punisher: War Journal
-Batman
-Detective Comics featuring Batman
-Legends of the Dark Knight
-Catwoman
-G.I. Joe
-Transformers
-Spawn
-Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
-The Mask
-Star Wars (the Marvel years)
...and I know that there are others, I simply cannot recall all of them right now. As far as what I collect now, I don't. I've sort of grown out of it, I suppose. That, and they're not nearly as cheap as I remember them being back in the day. Besides, I'd have nowhere to store them where I live now. Not to mention the wife's mortified reaction. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wink.gif

[Darth Badly]

WHat happened to the Golla collection then? Did you sell them back to the dealers for mega-bucks or what?

[Javen]

Since you G-MAN have a Possibly Offensive Answer Thread. I thought about a Javen's Impossibly Defensive Answer Thread. Think it could work? I mean people could hurl insults and I defend myself. It's different, you have to admit.

[Whitesaber]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE</div><div class='quotemain'>Ahhhh, Blancsaber, what am I supposed to do with you? [/b][/quote]

First teach me what in heck "blanc" is, then kick me. Pleeeease? style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/crying.gif

[RollaFett]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE</div><div class='quotemain'>Darth Badly Posted on Jul 6 2003, 04:57 PM
WHat happened to the Golla collection then? Did you sell them back to the dealers for mega-bucks or what? [/b][/quote]
I still have evry single one, never sold any. They're all stored in my dad's attic. Would I ever sell them? Hmmm....depends on what sort financial crisis I was in.
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE</div><div class='quotemain'>Javen Posted on Jul 6 2003, 06:53 PM
Since you G-MAN have a Possibly Offensive Answer Thread. I thought about a Javen's Impossibly Defensive Answer Thread. Think it could work? [/b][/quote]
Well, from what I've seen thus far, I'd say it's working out quite well. Hell, I wish I'd thought of it. Seems like fun. Nice work.
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE</div><div class='quotemain'>Whitesaber Posted on Jul 7 2003, 03:36 PM
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Ahhhh, Blancsaber, what am I supposed to do with you?

First teach me what in heck "blanc" is, then kick me. Pleeeease? [/b][/quote]
Ahhh, my bad. I intended to type 'blanco'. Perhaps your blank mind can figure it out from there. Then again........

[Leia]

well, if you'd just made it sabreblanc, you could have pulled it off style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif

[DarthSolo]

Originally posted by GollaFett@Jul 6 2003, 01:48 PM
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE</div><div class='quotemain'> Bigger issue for your Av's, however, would have to be who's going to be between the pipes, no? Potvin is still available, I think. Again, another guy the Flyers should've gone after. [/b][/quote]
i think david abicier (sp?) will do fine. no st. patrick but still... if abby dont cut it down the line i think we will go out lookin for someone else, but i bet we stay with abby for now

[nerfer]

<span style="color:c1007e"><span style="font-family:comic sans ms">Whitey, blanc is white in French!Golla will Illich-sama realise Federov is a good for nothing baka, and that we don't need him, or will he force Holland-sama to go to him with another deal? And do you think they will try and trade Cujo?</span></span>

[DarthSolo]

hmm maybe the Avs will pick up Cujo...though i doubt it. maybe the Avs will pick up federov, though that would create a terrible log jam at forward. whose gonna play on the third line? we're just too good. has anyone heard about Brian Leetch? I heard he's an unrestricted free agent, is that true?

[Darth Badly]

Originally posted by GollaFett@Jul 8 2003, 02:00 AM
They're all stored in my dad's attic.

Same place as my old comic collection.

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[Tovor]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE</div><div class='quotemain'>Same place as my old comic collection. [/b][/quote]
You stored your old comics in his dad's attic? Wow, small world, eh?

[Darth Badly]

Originally posted by Tovor@Jul 8 2003, 09:15 PM
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE</div><div class='quotemain'>Same place as my old comic collection.
You stored your old comics in his dad's attic? Wow, small world, eh? [/b][/quote]

You are so sharp, one day you'll cut yourself.

[Whitesaber]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE</div><div class='quotemain'>Ahhh, my bad. I intended to type 'blanco'. Perhaps your blank mind can figure it out from there. Then again........ [/b][/quote]

*Puts on stupid face, of which he constantly has on anyways* Blanco? Urhm... isn't that, like, a street here in San Antone? Erhm... er... the same place as my old comic collection... bye.

[RollaFett]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE</div><div class='quotemain'>Leia Posted on Jul 7 2003, 09:26 PM
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well, if you'd just made it sabreblanc, you could have pulled it off [/b][/quote]
Ahhh....yes, perhaps. Thanks for nothing.
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE</div><div class='quotemain'>nerfer Posted on Jul 8 2003, 12:58 AM
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Whitey, blanc is white in French!Golla will Illich-sama realise Federov is a good for nothing baka, and that we don't need him, or will he force Holland-sama to go to him with another deal? And do you think they will try and trade Cujo? [/b][/quote]
Fedrerov- I dunno.
Cujo- Yep.
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE</div><div class='quotemain'>DarthSolo Posted on Jul 8 2003, 01:30 AM
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hmm maybe the Avs will pick up Cujo...though i doubt it. maybe the Avs will pick up federov, though that would create a terrible log jam at forward. whose gonna play on the third line? we're just too good. has anyone heard about Brian Leetch? I heard he's an unrestricted free agent, is that true? [/b][/quote]
I think that the Avs have picked up enough, don't you? Greedy *******.
Third line- I dunno.
Brian Leetch- Yep, unrestricted.
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE</div><div class='quotemain'>Tovor Posted on Jul 8 2003, 04:15 PM
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Same place as my old comic collection.

You stored your old comics in his dad's attic? Wow, small world, eh? [/b][/quote]
No, just small minds, apparently.
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE</div><div class='quotemain'>Whitesaber Posted on Jul 9 2003, 03:31 PM
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Ahhh, my bad. I intended to type 'blanco'. Perhaps your blank mind can figure it out from there. Then again........


*Puts on stupid face, of which he constantly has on anyways* Blanco? Urhm... isn't that, like, a street here in San Antone? Erhm... er... the same place as my old comic collection... bye. [/b][/quote]
Still on 'blanco', huh? Too bad for you that I no longer am. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif

[Whitesaber]

Hey, can the people being offended offend(jokingly) as well?

[Trilogist]

Originally posted by Whitesaber@Jul 15 2003, 12:21 PM
Hey, can the people being offended offend(jokingly) as well?
You could try not putting on deodorant. Or maybe answer in place of GollaFett. It all depends on how sensitive and feminine he is.

[CzulkangLah]

[QUOTE=GollaFett,Jul 6 2003, 01:48 PM] [QUOTE] Bigger issue for your Av's, however, would have to be who's going to be between the pipes, no? Potvin is still available, I think. Again, another guy the Flyers should've gone after.
the best defense is a good offense. Who reall ygives a damn if the avs give up 3 goals a game when they will be good enough up front to be scoring 5 or 6 a game.

[RollaFett]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE</div><div class='quotemain'>Whitesaber Posted on Jul 15 2003, 02:21 PM
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Hey, can the people being offended offend(jokingly) as well? [/b][/quote]
Sabreblanc, you simply are unable to garsp the concept of this thread, it seems. If, in the course of your query to me, I happen to be offended, well so be it. Sure, you may get banned as a result, but hey, at least you were able to get me, huh?
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE</div><div class='quotemain'>Trilogist Posted on Jul 15 2003, 05:47 PM
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QUOTE (Whitesaber @ Jul 15 2003, 12:21 PM)
Hey, can the people being offended offend(jokingly) as well?

You could try not putting on deodorant. Or maybe answer in place of GollaFett. It all depends on how sensitive and feminine he is. [/b][/quote]
Hmmm....I smell an attempt at an offensive remark directed at me. A feeble attempt, I might add, but I smell something nonetheless. Wait, it's probably Sabreblanc not using deodorant again.


PS- My earlier comment about getting banned was a joke. No one here has done anything remotely close to deserve getting banned. Don't get worried, ok? style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wink.gif

[RollaFett]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE</div><div class='quotemain'>CzulkangLah Posted on Jul 16 2003, 01:48 AM
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the best defense is a good offense. Who reall ygives a damn if the avs give up 3 goals a game when they will be good enough up front to be scoring 5 or 6 a game. [/b][/quote]

Man, my limited hockey knowledge is being put to the test by you.
I would be inclined to agree with you, however, what the hell team avaerages 5 or 6 goals a game anymore? Nobody.

[Tovor]

To some players, just getting to the game on time is a goal. So if 5 or 6 players make it there on time, then that's 5 or 6 goals easy.

[RollaFett]

Ugh.

[Tovor]

A fascinating response, MG.

[RollaFett]

Yeah, sometimes, I amaze even myself.

[Tovor]

That doesn't sound too hard.

[Leia]

ooo, ouch style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/blink.gif

[RollaFett]

Tovor, we absoulutely have to go out for a beer sometime!

Oh, and Leia can pay.

[Tovor]

I'm all for that, Golla. We'll have a beer with Leia, she'll pay, and we won't tell Lana! Shhhhhhh! style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif

Or, we'll have the beer with Leia and let her pay and tip Lana, who can serve us the drinks!

[RollaFett]

Yeah, i'm sure that Lana will be thrilled with that scenario, especially considering how often we see each other now, right? One of the few times she gets to see me, she'll be serving me. Sure, with divorce papers! Ugh. How about a question, next time, eh?

[Whitesaber]

Garbage...

Speaking of, can I bother you for an answer, Golla? Well, I was thinking of my ghastly vast amount of nonknowledge, so I was just wondering if there was such a thing as an intelligent slob.

To answer my question: You idiot!

Okay, nevermind then...

[Tovor]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE</div><div class='quotemain'>I was just wondering if there was such a thing as an intelligent slob.[/b][/quote]
HELLO!!!! What am I, canned peas? Am I not intelligent?


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[Javen]

Where did the song 99 bottles of beer on the wall come from? I mean it is such an annoying song.

[Javen]

Who takes the longest to answer a question Tovor or GollafFett?

[RollaFett]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE</div><div class='quotemain'>Whitesaber Posted on Jul 23 2003, 05:24 PM
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Garbage...

Speaking of, can I bother you for an answer, Golla? Well, I was thinking of my ghastly vast amount of nonknowledge, so I was just wondering if there was such a thing as an intelligent slob. [/b][/quote]
Hmmm...when you mention Garbage at the outset, am I to assume that you are referring to the modern rock/punk/techno music group? Because I would be devastated if you were referring to this thread, and dissapointed.....in you. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/sad.gif
As to your question, sure, you can bother me for an answer. Now, will I be bothered to actually answer? Uhmm...no.

[RollaFett]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE</div><div class='quotemain'>Javen Posted on Jul 25 2003, 10:16 PM
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Who takes the longest to answer a question Tovor or GollafFett? [/b][/quote]

Javen, please meet some of the rules. Some of the rules, please meet Javen......
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE</div><div class='quotemain'>3- After rule #2, you can ask me pretty much anything else. I may not know the answer (good chance of that, actually), or I simply may not get around to answering. Like Indiana Jones said, "I'm making it up as I go along."

4- If I don't answer your question, well, get over it. Like stated previously, you'll run that risk if you post here.[/b][/quote]

Ahem! Are we clear? And if I hear a response other than, 'crystal', I'll be extremely dissapointed. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/sly.gif

[Javen]

Ahem! Are we clear? And if I hear a response other than, 'crystal', I'll be extremely dissapointed. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/sly.gif [/QUOTE]
As far as I know you're not clear, I mean you're flesh and bone. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif

[RollaFett]

And now I'm extremely dissapointed.

[Whitesaber]

*snare bass drum ta dah for Javen.

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE</div><div class='quotemain'>Hmmm...when you mention Garbage at the outset, am I to assume that you are referring to the modern rock/punk/techno music group? Because I would be devastated if you were referring to this thread, and dissapointed.....in you.
As to your question, sure, you can bother me for an answer. Now, will I be bothered to actually answer? Uhmm...no. [/b][/quote]

Nah, I wasn't refering to the thread...

Aaaaanyways, props to Tovor for the funny. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wink.gif Props to Golla for the offending comment. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wink.gif Shouldn't you delete the "possibly" in your thread title, Golla?

[Leia]

Originally posted by Tovor@Jul 17 2003, 11:09 PM
I'm all for that, Golla. We'll have a beer with Leia, she'll pay, and we won't tell Lana! Shhhhhhh! style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif

Or, we'll have the beer with Leia and let her pay and tip Lana, who can serve us the drinks!
How did I get involved in all of that?? style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/huh.gif lol

[RollaFett]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE</div><div class='quotemain'>Leia Posted on Jul 28 2003, 05:45 PM
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QUOTE (Tovor @ Jul 17 2003, 11:09 PM)
I'm all for that, Golla. We'll have a beer with Leia, she'll pay, and we won't tell Lana! Shhhhhhh!

Or, we'll have the beer with Leia and let her pay and tip Lana, who can serve us the drinks!

How did I get involved in all of that?? lol [/b][/quote]
To answer your question.....
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE</div><div class='quotemain'>GollaFett Posted: Jul 17 2003, 11:13 PM
Tovor, we absoulutely have to go out for a beer sometime!

Oh, and Leia can pay.[/b][/quote]
Sorry, my dear, but your involvment was entirely my doing.

[Leia]

lol, I know, I still don't understand how I was pulled into it style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif

[RollaFett]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE</div><div class='quotemain'>Whitesaber Posted on Jul 28 2003, 03:44 PM
Shouldn't you delete the "possibly" in your thread title, Golla?[/b][/quote]
Just when I thought I had made myself 'crystal' clear on the subject, you go ahead and ask this. Ugh. Sabreblanc, I present to you, in all it's glory......rule #1:<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE</div><div class='quotemain'>1- Be warned that this thread is not intended for the meak. If I get around to answering your queries, there is no guarantee that you will like the answer, hell, you might even get offended. Maybe not, though. If you do, however, it is vital to keep in mind that I am most likely screwing around and to not take me too seriously, unless I really don't like you and totally intend to offend you. But, you won't know either way, you'll only be able to guess at my motivations...HA HA![/b][/quote]

[RollaFett]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE</div><div class='quotemain'>Javen Posted: Jul 23 2003, 08:57 PM
Where did the song 99 bottles of beer on the wall come from?[/b][/quote]
My bachelor party.
Interesting point of note, when the party was through, there were no beers left on the wall, and I was the only one drinking.

[Whitesaber]

And the Blank Saber, or whatever, kindly reminds you that he wasn't around here when you made this thread.

That being said, I'd say that the title should be "GollaFett's Seldomly Frequent Castigative and Vituperative Answer Thread", but that goes without saying.

[RollaFett]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE</div><div class='quotemain'>That being said, I'd say that the title should be "GollaFett's Seldomly Frequent Castigative and Vituperative Answer Thread", but that goes without saying. [/b][/quote]
Ahhh...if only I could fit that whole thing into the title screen. Damn.

[Javen]

Originally posted by GollaFett@Jul 28 2003, 11:14 PM
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE</div><div class='quotemain'>Javen Posted: Jul 23 2003, 08:57 PM
Where did the song 99 bottles of beer on the wall come from?
My bachelor party.
Interesting point of note, when the party was through, there were no beers left on the wall, and I was the only one drinking. [/b][/quote]
That's interesting. Now I know why you're so annoying. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif

[Whitesaber]

I bet he's still recovering from that little incident...

[RollaFett]

Recovering? No.
Reliving? Absolutely.

[Tovor]

You *******!!!
I just felt like saying that, since this is an offensive anwser thread after all.
Also because we're both mods and I can get away with it! Bahahahahahah! style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/w00t.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif

[RollaFett]

Heh, heh...at least you posted something. It would seem as though the resurgence for this fountain of information has hit a wall. I believe that the title may frighten people away from coming to one who provides such insight into problems and answers to even the most complex queries.
Hell, it says Possibly Offensive. Get some backbone, children. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif

[DarthSolo]

I quite possibly am ready to be offended possibly. here is my question for you. what would you do if you have a really hot 3rd cousin once removed or something (i dont know how the family tree works!!!)? She isnt a 1st or second cousin for sure, but is it too close? That one shouldn't be too hard for a possible offense.

[Tarkheki JD]

ok, while i'm not entittled to answer this, i just HAD to get a swing in...
by any chance, are you from the south? style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif

i'm just kiddin' with you, take no offence or notice! style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif

[DarthSolo]

no im not from the south. hehe funny though.

[Tarkheki JD]

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actually, to answer your quesiton seriously, my mom nows of a couple who got married and they are cousins (not even 1st or 2nd, the actual thing) and even thought the doc said that their chances of having normal kids were high, they didn't.
i don't know if that helpped. but i'm sharin'. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin.gif

[Leia]

1st cousins are the actual thing. What, you mean to say they didn't have normal kids?? style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/huh.gif Doc said their chance of having normal kids was high (as in good?) and they didn't have normal kids? seems like you got that flipped around. I'm confused ???

[Tarkheki JD]

no no, i meant, the doc said the chances were good, but the couple never HAD any!
oye, did that come out bad or what? style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif

[Leia]

Definitely! lol. I thought you were saying they had abnormal kids!

Golla- with that member title you need an avatar of Dean from Liberty Meadows!

[RollaFett]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE</div><div class='quotemain'>DarthSolo Posted on Aug 11 2003, 11:34 AM
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I quite possibly am ready to be offended possibly. here is my question for you. what would you do if you have a really hot 3rd cousin once removed or something (i dont know how the family tree works!!!)? She isnt a 1st or second cousin for sure, but is it too close? That one shouldn't be too hard for a possible offense. [/b][/quote]
Well, since you asked me what I would do, I'll make this quick and painless (and unoffending, for those who were expecting otherwise!). I'm married, so I would not go after any woman, related or not, while being married.

PS- Tark, thanks for ruining any 'redneck' jokes I might've had in mind. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif

[Tarkheki JD]

i'm sorry, but oyu could see where i was commin' from.. it was wide open! style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif

[RollaFett]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE</div><div class='quotemain'>Leia Posted on Aug 11 2003, 09:50 PM
Golla- with that member title you need an avatar of Dean from Liberty Meadows![/b][/quote]
Hmmm...I'm racking my brain real hard to try and figure out just what in the hell you mean by that. Alas, I cannot.
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE</div><div class='quotemain'>Tarkheki JD Posted on Aug 12 2003, 01:11 AM
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i'm sorry, but oyu could see where i was commin' from.. it was wide open![/b][/quote]
As well as Darth Solo's cousin might've been had I not provided some sound advice, eh?

[Tarkheki JD]

ouch!
that last one was a doozy! style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif

[Tovor]

Good one Golla! style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif

[DarthSolo]

well just to keep some face, i didnt actually consider doing anything with this somwhat distant relative of mine, but she was really damn hot, and i figured i could get a good laugh out of whatever golla might say to possibly offend me, but alas, i was wrong.

[Whitesaber]

You expected a good laugh from Golla? Yep, you were wrong.

Golla, can you make me laugh so hard that I come unnaturally close to dying??

[Leia]

Originally posted by GollaFett@Aug 12 2003, 12:15 AM
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE</div><div class='quotemain'>Leia Posted on Aug 11 2003, 09:50 PM
Golla- with that member title you need an avatar of Dean from Liberty Meadows!
Hmmm...I'm racking my brain real hard to try and figure out just what in the hell you mean by that. Alas, I cannot.
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Here, you'll see. You really should read the Liberty Meadows comics, they're great!

[RollaFett]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE</div><div class='quotemain'>DarthSolo Posted on Aug 12 2003, 02:11 AM
i figured i could get a good laugh out of whatever golla might say to possibly offend me, but alas, i was wrong.[/b][/quote]
What can I say? I aim to please.
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE</div><div class='quotemain'>Whitesaber Posted on Aug 12 2003, 01:21 PM
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You expected a good laugh from Golla? Yep, you were wrong.
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If I'm not mistaken, that appears to be a blatant, and unfunny, verbal barb directed at me. Well done.
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE</div><div class='quotemain'>Whitesaber Posted on Aug 12 2003, 01:21 PM
Golla, can you make me laugh so hard that I come unnaturally close to dying?? [/b][/quote]
Uhhh, no, but would 'choking' work for you?

[RollaFett]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE</div><div class='quotemain'>Leia Posted on Aug 12 2003, 08:29 PM

Here, you'll see. You really should read the Liberty Meadows comics, they're great! [/b][/quote]
You do realize that I'm not calling myself a 'male chauvanist pig', right? It's directed at the fellow in my avatar. Mr. Steve Dallas, of 'Bloom County' fame.
Anyway, I'll try to chack that comic out, thanks.

[Leia]

I know, that's why I suggested it. It would still have the same meaning if you changed your avatar.

[Darth Badly]

So Golla, were you or the lovely Mrs Golla (say 'hi' and that I've been real busy this week) affected by the big blackout tonight???

[Lara]

Good question.

Golla, have you been affected by the blackout?

[Darth Badly]

Originally posted by Lara@Aug 15 2003, 02:53 AM
Good quest