The Outlander Club (sit down have a beer)

[starwarsfreak]

STaff-
starwarsfreak-overall manager
drunk guy in the back-MXCABRINI
stand up comedian-Momin327
waitress-jadeskywalker











tell me if you want to join the staff

NOW HIRING



assistant manager
waiter/waitress
chef
the guy who mixes the margaritas
the nerdy guy
the guy that likes bin laden
the retired senator(aka the guy whose house gets egged alot)
bouncer
cashier

[MXCABRINI]

Drunk guy! thats me.

[Momin327]

I call standup comedian!

[starwarsfreak]

"Anyone wanna beer?"


*notices that the bar is empty*

"ah,crap"

*takes another swig of beer and passes out*

[Momin327]

OOC: Is this in the GFFA or our universe?

[MXCABRINI]

The drunk guy starts to say "so ho is it going, hey, answer me" but for much he talks to the post, it never responds.

[Momin327]

"Okay, Patrick Swayze and Hammerhead walk into a bar, and Hammerhead looks at Pat and says 'Hey, why the long face?'. Heh? I got plenty more where those came from..."

[MXCABRINI]

The drunk guy starts to laugh like crazy for 5 seconds and then says "What did you say?"

[Momin327]

"If the Rain in Spain stays mainly in the plain, why aren't there May flowers after April?"

[MXCABRINI]

Drunk guy ---> style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/barf.gif

[Momin327]

"Okay, story time. I'm eating lunch at a burger place, and look who's protesting there? Why, PETA. A bunch of vegetable-loving hippies. A PETA protestor snatched my burger out of my hands, threw it on the floor, and lit a cigarette, saying to me 'You're going to get cancer like that.' I said 'Really, Mr. Camel? You're lighting a whole pack of cigarettes and you're telling me that?' Little hypocritical, don't you think? It's like William Hung saying to Ashlee Simpson 'You're a lousy singer.'. Really calling a kettle black..."

[jadeskywalker]

Why not, I can be the waitress. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif

[MXCABRINI]

hey girl, a beer for this guy.

[jadeskywalker]

" Here is your beer, sir!"

[Kapit]

can i be assistant manager?

[MXCABRINI]

One for the new assistant manager, it's on me

[Kapit]

w00t!!!!

*takes a swig* hey, what is this stuff? it's good!

[MXCABRINI]

It's what I drink every day,*hip* but just a few like 12 or 17 maybe.

[Kapit]

only 17? wow, i thought you could take more style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif

[MXCABRINI]

Yeah, I can, that's why I said "A few"

[jadeskywalker]

" Can I get you two Dears anything?"

[MXCABRINI]

Better ask, what you CAN"T get us.*hip*

[Kapit]

oooo, i've been called a "dear" that's a first!

[MXCABRINI]

^Sure?

[jadeskywalker]

She looks at them as she outs her hand on hip. " Hump, well, be that way then!"

[Kapit]

what? i was merely saying that no one has ever been nice enough to call me a dear!

[jadeskywalker]

" Oh not you hun! Just him!" she says.

[Kapit]

WOO HOO!

[jadeskywalker]

" Can i get you anything a drink or a bluemilk?"

[Kapit]

whyren's reserve please, miss?.......

[jadeskywalker]

"Sure thing," she says as she walks to the bartender. " One Whyner Reserve, please."

She returns with the drink and another beer for the guy in the conor. " Here's your drink, sir."

[Kapit]

thanks! *takes a swig* so, what's your name miss?

[jadeskywalker]

" No problem, hun! My name is Keria."

[Kapit]

ooo, keira, i like that, has a nice...ring to it...i'm george

[jadeskywalker]

" Nice to meet you George. Maybe I'll see you around." she says as she goes back to work.

[Kapit]

*george grabs some bar nuts and looks around, wondering what to do*

[jadeskywalker]

Since the bar had very little people. Keria was by the bar talking to the Bartender and cleaning around there.

[MXCABRINI]

"A George wanna mess with the waitress", the drunk guy said while drinking his special drink.

[Kapit]

*george looks over at the helpless drunk* what are you talking aboot?

[starwarsfreak]

*finnaly wakes up,is delusional*

lajjdbbhghjbfgjhdfvn jdkfngkjvkvnkfffklkdsnnsikfjfjjfbf

anyone wanna beer????????????????????

*laughs drunkly and moronically*

[MXCABRINI]

starts singing *dont you know its gonna be!*

[Kapit]

*george lifts his glass, singing along* ALRIGHT!!!

[MXCABRINI]

*the drunk continues singing and falls to the floor*

[jadeskywalker]

Keria walks over to the man in the conor drunk. " George, help me chunk back up in that conor. Let chunk him hard so maybe he will stay there." Keria says laughing.

[Kapit]

*george stands up* alrighty, on the count of three....

[jadeskywalker]

3,2,1, they both lifted the drunk guy and chunked him hard in the conor.

[Kapit]

*george wipes off his hands* i think this calls for a celebration! a round on me!

*looks around, he and keira are the only ones in the bar* well, you and i can share a drink then

[jadeskywalker]

" Well, since your buying what would you like?"

[Kapit]

hmmm, a ruby bliel sounds good!

[jadeskywalker]

"A ruby bliel coming up." as she walks to the bar and gets the drink made and comes back.

" Your drink." as she smiles at him.

" A little slow tonight."

[Kapit]

*looking around, crickets chirp* yeah, just a lil bit....thanks for the drink

[jadeskywalker]

" That's my job, you order and I bring them."

[MXCABRINI]

The drunk guy responds "Go to the bathroom guys* and sits in a chair.

[Kapit]

*george looks at the drunk* i think you should go to the bathroom, mano

[MXCABRINI]

I did my thing just now, that yellow in the floor is not beer.

[Kapit]

*george quickly stands up and moves to the far end of the bar*

[MXCABRINI]

Common, why R you scared *hip* of me, you never *hip* peed in your pants

[Kapit]

no, no i haven't and i'll be holding off on that

[jadeskywalker]

" That was just gross!"

[Kapit]

gross is an understatement me thinks.....

[jadeskywalker]

" But that is still just nasty." Keria calls a droid over.

[Kapit]

i feel sorry for the droid....

[jadeskywalker]

I am not cleaning it.... style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif

[Kapit]

i wouldn't either, but man o man, that's some nasty stuff

[jadeskywalker]

" Yes, you are right about that. You need anything to eat or drink?"

[Kapit]

can i have something to throw at the drunk?

[jadeskywalker]

" Now, be nice to the drunk guy in the conor, "as she put her hand behind her back and gave him a wash cloth for cleaning the tables.

[Kapit]

*george takes the washcloth with a smile and tosses it like a grenade towards the drunk*

*making sounds of a bomb falling* WOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooo......KABOOM!

[jadeskywalker]

Keria smiles as she walks back to the bar and grabs another washcloth.

[MXCABRINI]

*The drunk guy turns around**hip* what was that? is uncle osama here?

[jadeskywalker]

Keria shakes her head at the drunk guy in the cornor. " Hey, you need another one?"

[Kapit]

*takes a swig* i don't think he does *grinnning*

[jadeskywalker]

" Your probably right."

[MXCABRINI]

You cant decide for me!, I want toher one bautiful laddy there, im you best customer as you see*hip*

[Kapit]

if best means peeing on the floor, than i'll gladly take the worst.....*smiling*

[jadeskywalker]

Keria brings the drunk guy in the cornor another beer." Next time try not to pee your pants." she says smiling shaking her head.

[MXCABRINI]

Ill do my best sir.

[Kapit]

i think you mean ma'am....

[MXCABRINI]

mom, where? dont let my mom see me here *hides behind a table*

[jadeskywalker]

Keria shakes her head. " I say the next few rounds you need to pass." she says.

[Kapit]

*george walks over the the jukebox and kicks it. it begins playing "a hard day's night"*

[jadeskywalker]

Keria walks back over to the bar after through cleaning and took a 10 minute break.

[Kapit]

geroge stands up against the wall, snapping his fingers to the music

[jadeskywalker]

Keria shakes her head.

[starwarsfreak]

Originally posted by jadeskywalker@Nov 18 2004, 01:42 AM
Keria walks back over to the bar after through cleaning and took a 10 minute break.
Quoted post


what are u doin' woman,get back 2 work ure the only waitress we have 'round here



*Puts steve vai's "Little green men" in jutebox.

[Kapit]

*kicks jukebox again, and "beer" by reel big fish begins playing* now this is drinking music! keira, another whyren's reserve, if you will....

[jadeskywalker]

Keria makes a face behind him and gets back to work. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif

[MXCABRINI]

*the drunk guy hears the music* Beer? why you hear that crap, beer is for idiots, can I have other please?

[jadeskywalker]

" Here you go." Keria says.

[MXCABRINI]

thank you young lady

[Kapit]

*looks at max* go back to sleep

[BoHeDia]

*wants a beer*

[Kapit]

welcome stranger! what's your name?

[BoHeDia]

duuuuuhhhhh, i tank thats dey call my bohedia...

[Kapit]

welcome! my name's george!

[BoHeDia]

ummmm, call me robert...

[Kapit]

OOC: this is an RPG, you can be who you want

well, it's a pleasure to meet you, robert! it appears the waitress and the owner are gone

[MXCABRINI]

but im here, wasup robie, grab a cold one is on me.

[BoHeDia]

thanks, so is tis like whiteys oub...

[MXCABRINI]

you racist!!!! *hip*give my beer back!! *hip*

[Kapit]

no, we're better than whitey's, we actually stick around and talk....style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wink.gif

[starwarsfreak]

Originally posted by BoHeDia@Nov 21 2004, 11:45 AM
thanks, so is tis like whiteys oub...
Quoted post

get the hell outta my bar,blacky
*kicks BoHeDia in the balls*

[Kapit]

leave him alone, he just wants to go somplace where he's not going to get blown up

[BoHeDia]

"ouch, took one for the team...just wanted to talk, tanks for sitckin up for me kaput..."

[Kapit]

OOC: i'm george, this an RPG, remember?



who's this kaput? my name's george!

[jadeskywalker]

Keria walks to Bo and George. " Let me guess and few beers and a bag of ice for that?" she says jokingly.

[Kapit]

sounds like a plan to me!

[BoHeDia]

thanx little lady from lion king...oh wait, thats kiara, not keria, sorry boot that...

[jadeskywalker]

* Laughs at Bo.*

" Here are the beers and a bag of ice." she says as she places it on the table.

[Kapit]

*takes bag of ice and tosses is to max* put it on your head, you'll feel be!tter

[jadeskywalker]

Keria shakes her head.

[MXCABRINI]

*does what george said* woooowww, i feel like I fly with this *hip*

[Kapit]

*shakes his head and takes a drink* flying, right.....

[jadeskywalker]

" I am surprised that is all he is flying." Keria says.

[Kapit]

people can fly? since when? why was i not informed?!

[jadeskywalker]

" If you know of one that can fly. Tell me, cause i would like to dee that happen." she said with a grin.

[Kapit]

me too, but i don't feel like i can fly *looks around* no, i can't fly

[jadeskywalker]

Keria laughs

[BoHeDia]

"Ican fly, see whatch this..."

*jumps of chandalier, glides for a few seconbds, then falls to the floor undamaged...*

"wait, when did we get a chandalier..."

[Kapit]

chadelier!!!

*walks up to bo and throws him up to the chandelier* try it again!

[jadeskywalker]

" If you two break that chaderler.....I don't know." as she shook her head.

[Kapit]

*watches as the chandelier falls to the floor with bo on top of it*

[BoHeDia]

"you see, it works like this...as the3 inertial gravity of the complexity situation is unsubstained, the unorthodox paradigm that creates the gravity paradox will subsidize the continuos...oh hell, i was just trying to sound safistocated with big words..."

[Greedo Boy]

*Walks into the Club to hurl verbal abuse at the staff and patrons and then leaves the way he came. But not before he overturns a table and dumps beer down a girl's shirt...*

[MXCABRINI]

I think i saw the devil!!!!

Pointing where the stranger passed

[BoHeDia]

"Naaaaa, thhats just GB, he wreaks havoc wherever he goes, you might want to get the bouncers in here before he does too much damage..."

[MXCABRINI]

I saw him in a nightmare!

*drinks from his bottle*

[Edgeomatic]

((ooc: Can I be a bouncer. I wanna be the same specices as Yoda, except I dont use a lightsaber or the force.))

[BoHeDia]

ummmmm, who do you think you could bounce then little fella...hashahahaha...

[Der Windu]

Any whisky in da house?????????? style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/devil.gif

[Edgeomatic]

Cause confuse people 'till their heads blow up with me incoreect speech, I do.

[BoHeDia]

he talks funny, just give me another beer, thatll fix it...

[Edgeomatic]

Ifmuch beer you drink, drunck you will become. Beer leads to drunk, drunk leads to hangover, hangover leads to suffering.

[BoHeDia]

so are you telling me beer and drunkenness are of the dark side...oh well, im sith then...

[Kapit]

what in blazes is everyone going on about?!

[MXCABRINI]

Beer is the greatest thing!!!! *followed by a big and smeely -burp-*

OOC: For those who dont know, im the drunk guy, that's why.

[Edgeomatic]

"Excuse you, I will."

[jadeskywalker]

Keria walked by the durnk guy in the conor and put a beer in front of him. " That is no lie." she says as ahe cracked a smile. And walked by the others placing a beer in front of them.

[Kapit]

*george walks outside, needing to get away from the insanity*

[Edgeomatic]

"A Sam Jackson (get it Sam Jackson...Sam Adam! Nyuk, Nyuk, Nyuk!), Bartender."

[Cassus Fett]

I want to apply for Bouncer!!!!! As long as i can have a lightsaber and lots of beer!

[Kapit]

hmmm, i guess it's up to the owner guy

[Cassus Fett]

kk

[Edgeomatic]

The bouncer, I am. Second one, you may be.

[jadeskywalker]

Keria walks up to them and places abeer in front of them. " Sit and have a beer, so we have two bouncers. At, least it is better than 1."

[BoHeDia]

so then lets bounce...

[MXCABRINI]

*the drunk man falls asleep sitted on a chair*

[Cassus Fett]

*The new bouncer shocks drunk man with an stun batton. Drunk man wakes up, with a lightsaber close to his face*

[Jediwan]

Bar keep give me your strongest brew.

[jadeskywalker]

Keria heard Jediwan. " here is our strongest, right here!"

[jedijaybird]

I just won Republic lottery! Free blue milk for all…

[jadeskywalker]

"YES!! "Keria shouted. " Congradulations!"

[Kapit]

woo hoo! free blue milk!!! free!!!!

[Edgeomatic]

Yoda Bouncer guy sits down in a booth and orders Bacardi with Sprite.

[Kapit]

anyone got change for a penny?

[jadeskywalker]

" Shakes head at George *

[Kapit]

i need change for a penny to get some new clothes

[jadeskywalker]

" Well, i do not know how to break a penny!"

[Kapit]

*george smiles* do you have a hammer, a clamp, and a chisel?

[jadeskywalker]

* laughs *

[Kapit]

*looks confused* i'm serious...

[BoHeDia]

im thirsty...

[jadeskywalker]

What do you want, dear?

[Kapit]

can i have a quarter? the jukebox died....

[Cassus Fett]

kick it you dont need money

[BoHeDia]

i think that i will have a pint and some pipeweed from the south farthing...

[Cassus Fett]

The bouncer gets bored and starts carving stuff in the wall with his lightsaber

[MXCABRINI]

If you want the jukebox to function, maybe you'll had to connect it...

[BoHeDia]

any good ale around here...

[BoHeDia]

make sure you guys vote...

http://www.galacticsenate.com/index.php?sh...90&#entry546690 (http://www.galacticsenate.com/index.php?showtopic=10866&st=140&p=546690&#entry546690)

[jadeskywalker]

" Here is something harder than that!" Keria says to him.

[starwarsfreak]

Originally posted by BoHeDia@Dec 7 2004, 03:05 AM
any good ale around here...
Quoted post

i ve told ya once and ill tell ya again GET THE HELL OUTTA MY BAR and kaput ure fired

[Kapit]

why am i fired?

[starwarsfreak]

cuz u stood up 4 a blakeee you should no im a rasist

[starwarsfreak]

ok ure not fired but rog still has2 go

[Edgeomatic]

Uhhhh.........dude, My mom is black.

[Kapit]

i'm so confused

[Edgeomatic]

He is saying that he wants to fire you 'cause you stood up for a black (IDK when that happened?) and he is a racist so know he wants to fire you.

[Kapit]

what in blazes are you talking about? that's crazy

[Greedo Boy]

This place is worse than the Pub...

[Kapit]

at least people aren't exploding here style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wink.gif

[Greedo Boy]

At least we're not racist. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wink.gif

[Kapit]

don't ask me where that came from, i'm not very happy aboot it though

[Edgeomatic]

No, this guy starwarsfreak is saying that since you stuck up for a black person somewhere, he wants to fire you.

[Kapit]

that's crap

[MXCABRINI]

wtf is happening here????

[Kapit]

no idea

[Edgeomatic]

The guy starwarsfreak is a racist and he says that Kaputsi stuck up for a black person and because of that he wants to fire him.

[Kapit]

you mind getting a quote of that?

[MXCABRINI]

I think thats against the TOS of the GS, uhoh

[BoHeDia]

it is and my step father i black and something should happen...

[MXCABRINI]

*The drunk guy hear the porblem and gets out of the bar slowly*

[BoHeDia]

hey, im coming with you, i cant stand it here anymore...

[MXCABRINI]

the drunk guy whispers "Ok, just get the six pack behind the bar and we should go"

[jadeskywalker]

I could care a less if they are pink, purple or green....they are still a person and human. Just as long as they are a good person. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/xmas.gif
They can have 3 eyes, too!!!!

[BoHeDia]

thats a great philosophy jadr, im with you...

[MXCABRINI]

yeah, i could be alcoholic but not racist *hip*

BTW, happy new year, see you all in.......ahhh,...200wha....oh....200?...a crap, see you all next year!!!

[Greedo Boy]

I had a feeling this thread would suck.

And I was right!

[Jay-Ton-Wan]

Bartender get me 6 marteniys a Bottle of Scotch, some Frence wine, some xx Beer, and a xxxxxxxxx Beer, I also need 12 packs of Cegertes, 95 Cegares, And last but not Least a Large Brandy.

[starwarsfreak]

thatll be 2000 dollars

[MXCABRINI]

haha, loser, mine are free!!!!

[Greedo Boy]

That is a direct flame!

I demand Immediate Banishment.

[Javen]

I don't remember this place. Or do I? Am I welcome? Or am I not welcome?

[MXCABRINI]

yes you are my friend!! grab a cold one its on me

[jadeskywalker]

Walks over hands him a few beers.

[BoHeDia]

javen dont do it, its the compettition to whiteys pub, turn around, its the dark side...go back to your master whitey, follow me....

[MXCABRINI]

wtf is BoHeDia doing!*hip*

i think we should punish him *hip*for his sins!!!*hip*

*throws a bottle at him*

[jadeskywalker]

* laughs at him throwing the beer bottle *

" To bad you missed. "

[jadeskywalker]

Originally posted by Javen@Jan 4 2005, 10:33 PM
I don't remember this place.* Or do I? Am I welcome?* Or am I not welcome?
Quoted post


" You are welcomed here. " style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin.gif

[Cassus Fett]

*the bouncer who now is very drunk gets up and starts carving his name in the wall with his lightsaber*

[BoHeDia]

i was just giving him fair warning., imdone, ...

*throws a bottle back*

[Kapit]

jeez, i leave for awhile and all sorts of crap happens

[jadeskywalker]

" yeah, what can I say. What do you want?"

[Kapit]

piece of mind! also known as a whyren's reserve

[jadeskywalker]

" Thought so. " and gives Bo and the drunk guy in the conor looks for throwing the beer bottles.

Brings George his drink.

[Jay-Ton-Wan]

Pays 2000 dollars. Drinks it all in one gulp. Starts walking Funny, gets ready to walk out the door. Stops, truns around and says
"....and then their was Korea"
Walks out.

[MXCABRINI]

*looks at the guy going out of the pub*

That's why i hate drunk ppeople *hip*

and then

[MXCABRINI]

*looks at the guy going out of the pub*

That's why i hate drunk ppeople *hip*

*and then style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/barf.gif all over the table in front of him*

[numah1fan]

iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiimmmmmmmmmmmmm bbbbbbbaaaaaaaaaaaaccccccccccckkkkkkkkkk

i am starwarsfreak i was banned with my original name

[numah1fan]

the manager returns free beer for everybody..........so..............who quit while i was gone

[MXCABRINI]

^ you were banned and now you have 2 warn levels? You people dont learn style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif j/k

[James]

lol style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin.gif

[numah1fan]

Originally posted by MXCABRINI@Jun 13 2005, 09:50 PM
^ you were banned and now you have 2 warn levels? You people dont learn style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif j/k
Quoted post

no i dont (ive been banned at 5 boards not counting this 1)