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Obidobi
10-19-2002, 04:15 PM
The other one was more than 60 pages so I started this new one.
The rules are the same. No double posting and watch languages.

I will start:


One day
vodo
10-19-2002, 05:21 PM
popa smurf
Obidobi
10-19-2002, 05:23 PM
ate a
BL-17
10-19-2002, 05:30 PM
wierd looking
Queen 'Onna
10-19-2002, 05:38 PM
stormtroper that
Javen
10-19-2002, 06:11 PM
talked to
Obidobi
10-19-2002, 06:13 PM
a big
Queen 'Onna
10-19-2002, 06:15 PM
ol house
Obidobi
10-19-2002, 06:20 PM
in theed,
Queen 'Onna
10-19-2002, 06:26 PM
next to
Javen
10-19-2002, 06:34 PM
a strange
Queen 'Onna
10-19-2002, 06:35 PM
looking Rancor.
Obidobi
10-19-2002, 06:40 PM
It was
Queen 'Onna
10-19-2002, 06:42 PM
bout to
Javen
10-19-2002, 06:43 PM
puke on
Obidobi
10-19-2002, 06:45 PM
its socks
Queen 'Onna
10-19-2002, 06:47 PM
but Vader
Obi-Wan
10-20-2002, 12:33 AM
<font style='width=80%; filter:glow(color=blue)'>died and</font>
Aayla
10-20-2002, 09:28 AM
left him
BL-17
10-20-2002, 12:47 PM
alone. The
Jedi Master Shaft
10-20-2002, 01:04 PM
Executive Producer


style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tie.gif
BL-17
10-20-2002, 01:09 PM
soon realized
Jedi Master Shaft
10-20-2002, 01:12 PM
that Dumbo


style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tie.gif
BL-17
10-20-2002, 01:37 PM
had come
Obi-Wan
10-20-2002, 04:41 PM
<font style='width=80%; filter:glow(color=blue)'>out of</font>
BL-17
10-20-2002, 06:57 PM
the Rancor's
Obi-Wan
10-20-2002, 08:57 PM
<font style='width=80%; filter:glow(color=blue)'>head was</font>
Lara
10-20-2002, 09:00 PM
throbbing like
Obi-Wan
10-20-2002, 09:08 PM
<font style='width=80%; filter:glow(color=blue)'>a big</font>
BL-17
10-20-2002, 09:42 PM
overinflated tire.
Javen
10-20-2002, 10:07 PM
People began
Lara
10-21-2002, 12:22 AM
to gawk
Aayla
10-21-2002, 12:13 PM
like some
Darth Arraics
10-21-2002, 12:37 PM
cheese line.
Lara
10-21-2002, 01:59 PM
As the
Darth Arraics
10-21-2002, 02:33 PM
people started
Obi-Wan
10-21-2002, 03:32 PM
<font style='width=80%; filter:glow(color=blue)'>to fight</font>
Darth Arraics
10-21-2002, 04:39 PM
they began
Javen
10-21-2002, 04:41 PM
slinging pancakes
Darth Arraics
10-21-2002, 05:25 PM
at each
Obi-Wan
10-22-2002, 12:33 AM
<font style='width=80%; filter:glow(color=blue)'>other with</font>
Jedi D'oh
10-22-2002, 09:53 AM
spoons and
Darth Arraics
10-22-2002, 01:18 PM
plastic forks.
Blizzard
10-22-2002, 02:15 PM
(Man, who restarted my thread without asking me? There was a host. Did the host finish the story in the old one?)
Brian
10-22-2002, 02:20 PM
Pancakes usually

(Look what you did. You made Blizard upset. When Blizzard gets upset, people DIE!!!)

<table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0"><tr><td bgcolor="#000000" valign="middle" align="left"><font color="#000000" size="1">Spoiler (Highlight to Read):</font>
</td></tr><tr><td bgcolor="#ffffff" valign="middle" align="left"><font color="#ffffff" size="1">Just kidding. An Austin Powers flashback....</td></tr></table>
Lara
10-22-2002, 03:04 PM
*See, this is what happens when the kitty's not around...all hell breaks lose*
Darth Arraics
10-22-2002, 04:05 PM
always have
Obi-Wan
10-22-2002, 04:53 PM
<font style='width=80%; filter:glow(color=blue)'>peanut butter</font>
Darth Arraics
10-22-2002, 05:01 PM
in there
Brian
10-22-2002, 05:09 PM
soft centers.
vodo
10-22-2002, 06:10 PM
commonly make
Obi-Wan
10-22-2002, 09:24 PM
<font style='width=80%; filter:glow(color=blue)'>a good</font>
Obidobi
10-23-2002, 06:42 AM
Originally posted by Blizzard@Oct 22 2002, 07:15 PM
(Man, who restarted my thread without asking me? There was a host. Did the host finish the story in the old one?)



The host did not finish the old story.... I did. It was more than 20 pages long, so I used 2 hours to write it. The old thread was 62 pages long.
(Obidobi bumps himself, since Blizz is not here.)

night sleep
Rogue_0009
10-23-2002, 09:38 AM
Besides I'm cool with it.

Now back to the game

pair of
Obi-Wan
10-23-2002, 04:35 PM
<font style='width=80%; filter:glow(color=blue)'>two long</font>
Jedi D'oh
10-23-2002, 04:36 PM
socks that
Obi-Wan
10-23-2002, 04:38 PM
<font style='width=80%; filter:glow(color=blue)'>were very</font>
Jedi D'oh
10-23-2002, 04:42 PM
rough. When
Obi-Wan
10-23-2002, 04:47 PM
<font style='width=80%; filter:glow(color=blue)'>John bought</font>
Jedi D'oh
10-23-2002, 04:48 PM
a new
Obi-Wan
10-23-2002, 04:54 PM
<font style='width=80%; filter:glow(color=blue)'>bat to</font>
Leia
10-23-2002, 04:56 PM
whack stupid
Obi-Wan
10-23-2002, 05:01 PM
<font style='width=80%; filter:glow(color=blue)'>Al Gore</font>
Jedi D'oh
10-23-2002, 05:05 PM
upside the
Obi-Wan
10-23-2002, 05:13 PM
<font style='width=80%; filter:glow(color=blue)'>head with</font>
Jedi D'oh
10-23-2002, 05:14 PM
.But instead
Darth Arraics
10-23-2002, 05:16 PM
he took
Jedi D'oh
10-23-2002, 05:18 PM
that bat
Darth Arraics
10-23-2002, 05:25 PM
and wacked
Jedi D'oh
10-23-2002, 05:30 PM
himself in
Darth Arraics
10-23-2002, 05:33 PM
the nuts.
Jedi D'oh
10-23-2002, 05:55 PM
It hurt
Rogue_0009
10-23-2002, 06:59 PM
a lot!
Obi-Wan
10-23-2002, 10:50 PM
<font style='width=80%; filter:glow(color=blue)'>Al got</font>
Darth Arraics
10-24-2002, 12:50 PM
right up
Lara
10-24-2002, 01:18 PM
Up, up, and away!!!

*I'm so lame!* style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif
Brian
10-24-2002, 01:22 PM
(that's 4 words...)

He was
Obi-Wan
10-24-2002, 04:52 PM
<font style='width=80%; filter:glow(color=blue)'>about to</font>
Darth Arraics
10-24-2002, 05:40 PM
start looking
Rogue_0009
10-24-2002, 06:36 PM
for his
Obi-Wan
10-24-2002, 09:34 PM
<font style='width=80%; filter:glow(color=blue)'>job so</font>
Leia
10-25-2002, 11:08 AM
he started
Obi-Wan
10-25-2002, 11:11 AM
<font style='width=80%; filter:glow(color=blue)'>running after</font>
Jedi Master Shaft
10-25-2002, 11:13 AM
the champion


style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tie.gif
Obi-Wan
10-25-2002, 11:23 AM
<font style='width=80%; filter:glow(color=blue)'>of pie</font>
BL-17
10-25-2002, 11:58 AM
crusts. It
Darth Arraics
10-25-2002, 11:59 AM
was very
vodo
10-25-2002, 05:05 PM
dangerouse and
Rogue_0009
10-25-2002, 06:14 PM
fast as
Javen
10-25-2002, 06:21 PM
speeding bullet.
Obi-Wan
10-25-2002, 11:17 PM
<font style='width=80%; filter:glow(color=blue)'>Spider-Man fought</font>
Leia
10-25-2002, 11:34 PM
the Green
Obi-Wan
10-25-2002, 11:46 PM
<font style='width=80%; filter:glow(color=blue)'>Goblin on</font>
Jedi Master Shaft
10-26-2002, 12:10 PM
Geonosis before


style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tie.gif
Obi-Wan
10-26-2002, 11:55 PM
<font style='width=80%; filter:glow(color=blue)'>Obi-Wan battled</font>
Darth Arraics
10-26-2002, 11:59 PM
his own
Obi-Wan
10-27-2002, 12:28 AM
<font style='width=80%; filter:glow(color=blue)'>Sith Lord</font>
Jedi Master Shaft
10-27-2002, 04:30 AM
in front


style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tie.gif
BL-17
10-27-2002, 11:00 AM
of the
Obidobi
10-27-2002, 11:05 AM
snotty brat
Obi-Wan
10-27-2002, 02:29 PM
<font style='width=80%; filter:glow(color=blue)'>Jedi known</font>
vodo
10-27-2002, 04:27 PM
as only
Obi-Wan
10-27-2002, 04:30 PM
<font style='width=80%; filter:glow(color=blue)'>Sifo-Dyas.</font>
vodo
10-27-2002, 04:35 PM
Sifo looked
Obi-Wan
10-27-2002, 04:37 PM
<font style='width=80%; filter:glow(color=blue)'>odd wearing</font>
vodo
10-27-2002, 04:39 PM
just a
Obi-Wan
10-27-2002, 04:43 PM
<font style='width=80%; filter:glow(color=blue)'>black robe</font>
vodo
10-27-2002, 04:44 PM
he laughed
Obi-Wan
10-27-2002, 04:45 PM
<font style='width=80%; filter:glow(color=blue)'>at the</font>
vodo
10-27-2002, 04:47 PM
punnney mortals
Obi-Wan
10-27-2002, 04:54 PM
<font style='width=80%; filter:glow(color=blue)'>who thought</font>
vodo
10-27-2002, 04:55 PM
they were
Obi-Wan
10-27-2002, 05:09 PM
<font style='width=80%; filter:glow(color=blue)'>more powerful</font>
vodo
10-28-2002, 07:59 AM
THAN BARNEY
Obidobi
10-28-2002, 11:30 AM
the bear.


The end.

Patiens! I am writing the story right now!
Obidobi
10-28-2002, 11:54 AM
Here we go!

One day popa smurf ate a wierd looking stormtrooper that talked to a big ol house in Theed, next to a strange looking Rancor. It was bout to puke on its socks but Vader died and left him alone.
The executive producer soon realized that Dumbo had come out of the rancorīs head was throbbing like a big overinflated tire.
People began to gawk like some cheese line.
As the people started to fight, they began slinging pancakes at each other with spoons and plastic forks.
Pancakes usually always have peanut butter in there soft centers, commonly make a good night sleep pair of two long socks that were very rough.
When John bought a new bat to whack stupid Al Gore upside the head with. But instead he took that bat and whacked himself in the nuts.
It hurt a lot.
Al got right up, up and away.(Lame?)
He was about to start looking for his job, so he started running after the champion of pie crusts.
It was very dangerous and fast as speeding bullet.
Spider-man fought the green gobling on Geonosis before Obi-Wan battled his own sith lord in front of the snotty brat jedi, known as only Sifo-Dyas.
Sifo looked odd wearing...... just a black robe he laughed at the punnney mortals who tought they were more powerful than Barney the bear.


Many strange things in that story!!!

Someone start a new one!!
vodo
10-28-2002, 12:07 PM
Hitlers clone
Obi-Wan
10-28-2002, 02:57 PM
<font style='width=80%; filter:glow(color=blue)'>got Palpatine</font>
vodo
10-28-2002, 04:51 PM
and saddam
Jedi D'oh
10-28-2002, 04:53 PM
a new
Rogue_0009
10-28-2002, 05:54 PM
secret weapon
flo fett
10-28-2002, 09:28 PM
Two Pineapples?
Obi-Wan
10-28-2002, 09:39 PM
<font style='width=80%; filter:glow(color=blue)'>that were</font>
flo fett
10-28-2002, 10:17 PM
frighteningly big
vodo
10-29-2002, 10:00 AM
stuck too
Darth Arraics
10-29-2002, 11:50 AM
a large
Obi-Wan
10-30-2002, 02:25 AM
<font style='width=80%; filter:glow(color=blue)'>Bohrok that</font>
vodo
10-30-2002, 07:54 AM
had laser
Darth Arraics
10-30-2002, 10:38 AM
gun action.
Darth Vegas
10-30-2002, 11:44 AM
A huge.....
vodo
10-30-2002, 12:12 PM
catapult and
Obi-Wan
10-30-2002, 03:11 PM
<font style='width=80%; filter:glow(color=blue)'>a tree</font>
Darth Arraics
10-30-2002, 04:17 PM
went flying
Obi-Wan
10-30-2002, 04:24 PM
<font style='width=80%; filter:glow(color=blue)'>and hit</font>
Javen
10-30-2002, 05:38 PM
an old
Obi-Wan
10-31-2002, 01:09 AM
<font style='width=80%; filter:glow(color=blue)'>House that</font>
vodo
10-31-2002, 10:49 AM
couldnt die
Obi-Wan
10-31-2002, 04:56 PM
<font style='width=80%; filter:glow(color=blue)'>because it</font>
Jedi D'oh
10-31-2002, 05:02 PM
was zombified.
Obi-Wan
10-31-2002, 10:30 PM
<font style='width=80%; filter:glow(color=blue)'>John ran</font>
Darth Arraics
11-01-2002, 09:54 AM
very fast
vodo
11-01-2002, 12:09 PM
he could
Jedi D'oh
11-01-2002, 04:34 PM
go for
Obi-Wan
11-01-2002, 04:47 PM
<font style='width=80%; filter:glow(color=blue)'>at least</font>
Jedi D'oh
11-01-2002, 04:49 PM
2,000 miles
Obi-Wan
11-01-2002, 05:08 PM
<font style='width=80%; filter:glow(color=blue)'>before he</font>
Jedi D'oh
11-01-2002, 05:10 PM
got winded.
Javen
11-01-2002, 05:14 PM
He needed
Jedi D'oh
11-01-2002, 05:14 PM
a drink
Obi-Wan
11-01-2002, 05:19 PM
<font style='width=80%; filter:glow(color=blue)'>so that</font>
Darth Arraics
11-01-2002, 05:19 PM
to stop
Javen
11-01-2002, 05:23 PM
the burning
Obi-Wan
11-01-2002, 05:24 PM
<font style='width=80%; filter:glow(color=blue)'>of a</font>
Rogue_0009
11-01-2002, 06:01 PM
porta rican
flo fett
11-01-2002, 10:51 PM
who was
Padme
11-01-2002, 11:04 PM
threw out
flo fett
11-01-2002, 11:05 PM
when his
Padme
11-01-2002, 11:09 PM
grandmother shot
flo fett
11-01-2002, 11:13 PM
the barman
Vibroblade
11-01-2002, 11:45 PM
a glance
Padme
11-01-2002, 11:45 PM
from Norway.
flo fett
11-01-2002, 11:46 PM
Just then..
Vibroblade
11-01-2002, 11:58 PM
someone farted
flo fett
11-02-2002, 12:08 AM
it was
Obi-Wan
11-02-2002, 12:46 AM
<font style='width=80%; filter:glow(color=blue)'>about to</font>
Javen
11-02-2002, 08:39 AM
stink up
jawajedi
11-02-2002, 12:13 PM
the galaxy.
Obi-Wan
11-02-2002, 10:01 PM
<font style='width=80%; filter:glow(color=blue)'>when a</font>
Vibroblade
11-02-2002, 11:07 PM
portal opened
Obi-Wan
11-03-2002, 12:03 AM
<font style='width=80%; filter:glow(color=blue)'>and Venom</font>
Vibroblade
11-03-2002, 12:05 AM
spewed from
Obi-Wan
11-03-2002, 12:16 AM
<font style='width=80%; filter:glow(color=blue)'>it with</font>
Vibroblade
11-03-2002, 12:19 AM
great velocity
Obi-Wan
11-03-2002, 12:27 AM
<font style='width=80%; filter:glow(color=b;ue)'>, he landed</font>
Vibroblade
11-03-2002, 12:34 AM
on his
vodo
11-03-2002, 11:54 AM
arse next
Vibroblade
11-03-2002, 11:56 AM
to the
Rogue_0009
11-03-2002, 12:34 PM
water heater
Vibroblade
11-03-2002, 02:45 PM
It was
Javen
11-03-2002, 03:35 PM
very, very
Obi-Wan
11-03-2002, 05:50 PM
<font style='width=80%; filter:glow(color=blue)'>hot so</font>
Javen
11-03-2002, 10:35 PM
he turned
Vibroblade
11-04-2002, 01:11 AM
the other
Obi-Wan
11-04-2002, 11:48 PM
<font style='width=80%; filter:glow(color=blue)'>one off</font>
Vibroblade
11-04-2002, 11:57 PM
but couldn't
Obi-Wan
11-05-2002, 01:04 AM
<font style='width=80%; filter:glow(color=blue)'>because of</font>
Obi-Stu
11-05-2002, 09:26 AM
the other
Obi-Wan
11-05-2002, 04:05 PM
<font style='width=80%; filter:glow(color=blue)'>Sith Lord</font>
Justin
11-05-2002, 04:06 PM
who died
Javen
11-05-2002, 07:22 PM
from a
Obi-Wan
11-05-2002, 10:42 PM
<font style='width=80%; filter:glow(color=blue)'>attack by</font>
Padme
11-06-2002, 12:29 AM
his grandma.
Obi-Wan
11-06-2002, 01:20 AM
<font style='width=80%; filter:glow(color=blue)'>Spider-Man jumped</font>
Obi-Stu
11-06-2002, 04:01 AM
through a
Rogue_0009
11-06-2002, 09:15 AM
hula hoop
Obi-Wan
11-06-2002, 05:22 PM
<font style='width=80%; filter:glow(color=blue)'>and hit</font>
vodo
11-07-2002, 10:36 AM
mrs doughtfire
Obi-Wan
11-07-2002, 05:04 PM
<font style='width=80%; filter:glow(color=blue)'>with a</font>
Darth Arraics
11-07-2002, 05:28 PM
baseball bat
Obidobi
11-07-2002, 05:58 PM
in the
Javen
11-07-2002, 06:44 PM
fake boobs.
Obi-Wan
11-08-2002, 02:01 AM
<font style='width=80%; filter:glow(color=blue)'>John killed</font>
Shoma Barad
11-08-2002, 02:21 AM
several furry
vodo
11-08-2002, 07:24 AM
ewoks that
Obi-Wan
11-09-2002, 12:58 AM
<font style='width=80%; filter:glow(color=blue)'>ate like</font>
Shoma Barad
11-09-2002, 08:29 AM
canadian elephants
AntmanMike
11-09-2002, 11:21 AM
that were
Javen
11-09-2002, 11:59 AM
hyper and
vodo
11-09-2002, 12:15 PM
on speed
AntmanMike
11-09-2002, 12:34 PM
after they
Javen
11-09-2002, 01:32 PM
stole serveral
AntmanMike
11-09-2002, 03:40 PM
dictionaries with
Obi-Wan
11-09-2002, 09:50 PM
<font style='width=80%; filter:glow(color=blue)'>with a</font>
flo fett
11-09-2002, 10:28 PM
stained cover
Obi-Wan
11-09-2002, 10:52 PM
<font style='width=80%; filter:glow(color=blue)'>that was</font>
AntmanMike
11-09-2002, 11:25 PM
a stained
Obi-Wan
11-10-2002, 12:25 AM
<font style='width=80%; filter:glow(color=blue)'>by a</font>
AntmanMike
11-10-2002, 12:26 AM
master stainer
Obi-Wan
11-10-2002, 12:32 AM
<font style='width=80%; filter:glow(color=blue)'>known as</font>
Shoma Barad
11-10-2002, 07:48 AM
Freakey Styley.
Javen
11-10-2002, 10:37 AM
Then staining
vodo
11-10-2002, 12:43 PM
a hippo
(whats with the staining)
AntmanMike
11-10-2002, 11:30 PM
that stained
Javen
11-10-2002, 11:42 PM
the whole
Shoma Barad
11-11-2002, 01:31 AM
process of

~~Shoma
Javen
11-11-2002, 05:13 PM
learning to
Shoma Barad
11-11-2002, 10:25 PM
walk upright

~~Shoma
Obi-Wan
11-11-2002, 11:25 PM
<font style='width=80%; filter:glow(color=blue)'>when a</font>
AntmanMike
11-12-2002, 02:18 AM
stainer came
Shoma Barad
11-12-2002, 08:52 AM
and annoyed

~~Shoma
Obi-Wan
11-12-2002, 04:20 PM
<font style='width=80%; filter:glow(color=blue)'>a large</font>
Leia
11-12-2002, 04:31 PM
wombat who
Obi-Wan
11-12-2002, 04:53 PM
<font style='width=80%; filter:glow(color=blue)'>was sitting</font>
Rogue_0009
11-12-2002, 05:55 PM
on the
Javen
11-12-2002, 06:25 PM
toilet and
Shoma Barad
11-12-2002, 10:37 PM
fell in.

~~Shoma
Obi-Wan
11-12-2002, 10:45 PM
<font style='width=80%; filter:glow(color=blue)'>Anakin died</font>
Obi-Stu
11-13-2002, 06:36 AM
just as
Shoma Barad
11-13-2002, 08:04 AM
Padme's underpants style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif

~~Shoma
Obi-Wan
11-13-2002, 04:35 PM
<font style='width=80%; filter:glow(color=blue)'>caught on</font>
Javen
11-13-2002, 06:35 PM
someone else's
Obidobi
11-13-2002, 06:57 PM
new car.



The end.
The story is written very soon.
Obidobi
11-13-2002, 07:29 PM
Hitlerīs clone got Palpatine and Saddam a new secret weapon. Two pineapples?? that where frighteningly(??) big stuck to a large Bohrok that had laser gun action.
A huge catapult and a tree went flying and hit an old house that couldnīt die because it was zombiefied.
John ran very fast he could go for at least 2,000 miles before he got winded.
He needed a drink so that to stop the burning of a porta rican who was threw out when his grandmother shot the barman a glance from Norway.
Just then someone farted it was about to stink up the galaxy.
When a portal opened and venom spewed from it with great velocity, he landed on his arse next to the water heater.
It was very very hot so he turned the other one off, but couldnīt because of the other sith lord who died from an attack by his grandma.
Spider-man jumped through a hula hoop and hit mrs Doughfire with a baseball bat in the fake boobs.
John killed several furry ewoks that ate like Canadian elephants that were hyper and on speed after they stole several dictionaries with with a(Why donīt u check what u are writing?? ) stained cover that was a stained by a master stainerknown as Freakey Styley.
Then staining a hippo (whats with the staining) that stained the whole process of learning to walk upright when a stainer came and annoyed a large wombat who was sitting on the toilet and fell in.
Anakin died just as Padmeīs underpants caught on someone elseīs new car.




There is allowed to check and edit what you have written!!! Noone is going to kill you if you do that!!!!

At least, check what the one before you was writing, so you donīt write the same bloody thing!!

Now!!! Will someone start a new story?
Obi-Wan
11-13-2002, 11:39 PM
<font style='width=80%; filter:glow(color=blue)'>A long</font>
Leia
11-14-2002, 09:31 AM
came the
Shoma Barad
11-14-2002, 09:40 AM
Dirty One

~~Shoma
Javen
11-14-2002, 06:22 PM
with seven
Rogue_0009
11-14-2002, 06:34 PM
toes on
Obi-Wan
11-14-2002, 08:21 PM
<font style='width=80%; filter:glow(color=blue)'>a big</font>
Obi-Stu
11-15-2002, 09:03 AM
part of