The Famous Two-worder Part III

[Padme]

sharp axe

[Rogue_0009]

[COLOR=red]yelling "I'm

[Padme]

a freak"

[Obi-Wan]

he than

[Obidobi]

fell asleep.

[Lord Laviathan]

Just then.........

[Obi-Wan]

someone called

[Obidobi]

him a

[Obi-Wan]

jerk and

[Obidobi]

stupid brat.

[Obi-Wan]

Al Gore

[Obidobi]

died again.

[Obi-Wan]

Bob Hope

[Padme]

ran down

[Obi-Wan]

New York

[Obi-Stu]

with nothing

[Rogue_0009]

but a

[Obi-Stu]

very small

[Obi-Wan]

speedo and

[Padme]

a baseball

[Obi-Wan]

on. He

[Darth Vegas]

started barfing

[Obi-Wan]

on the

[mirax terrik horn]

isle next

[Padme]

to Brittany

[Obidobi]

the nutcracker

[Padme]

who came

[Obi-Wan]

and killed

[Padme]

Joe Millionaire

[Obi-Wan]

and than

[mirax terrik horn]

he started

[Padme]

hitting on

[Plo Koon]

Jaina Solo

[Obidobi]

and Padme

[Obi-Wan]

killed a

[Obidobi]

younger sibling

[Padme]

who was

[Lord Rocha]

eating their

[Padme]

spicy tacos

[Lord Rocha]

on the

[Obi-Wan]

plane that

[Rogue_0009]

began to

[Padme]

eat everyone

[Plo Koon]

with mustard

[Obidobi]

and Ketchup

[Obi-Wan]

on them.

[Plo Koon]

Clone troopers

[Obi-Wan]

attacked Geonosis

[Lord Rocha]

without any

[Obi-Wan]

help from

[Plo Koon]

pants on

[Lord Rocha]

their inventory

[Obi-Wan]

that was

[Lord Rocha]

on the

[Plo Koon]

troop lander

[Lord Rocha]

that they

[Obi-Wan]

built for

[Lord Rocha]

cleaning the

[Plo Koon]

battle armor

[Lord Rocha]

that protected

[Obi-Wan]

Tom's pet

[Lord Rocha]

from the

[Obi-Wan]

Sith Lord

[Lord Rocha]

that killed

[Obi-Wan]

his father

[Lord Rocha]

with a

[Obi-Wan]

boneless eating

[Padme]

old man.

[Obi-Wan]

Lewa Nuva

[Rogue_0009]

and her

[Plo Koon]

dog scruffy

[Obi-Wan]

were going (Rogue, Lewa Nuva is a dude.)

[Plo Koon]

to battle

[Obidobi]

themselves because

[Padme]

a giant

[Obidobi]

flirting girl

[Padme]

named Obidobi

[Obidobi]

von Schnapsenpadme

[Padme]

who was

[Obidobi]

tempted by

[Padme]

a guy

[Lord Rocha]

that bought

[Rojo]

a new

[Lord Rocha]

speeder at

[Rojo]

Watto's shop

[Padme]

because his

[Lord Rocha]

old speeder

[Rogue_0009]

blew up.

[Rojo]

The bomb

[Obi-Wan]

was put

[Lord Rocha]

on the

[Obi-Wan]

head of

[Lord Rocha]

the pilot

[Padme]

who had

[Lord Rocha]

a hat

[Padme]

the size

[Lord Rocha]

of Texas

[Padme]

and California

[Lord Rocha]

but made

[Padme]

no mistake

[Lord Rocha]

in driving

[Padme]

a big

[Lord Rocha]

and old

[Obi-Wan]

Democrat named

[Lord Rocha]

Pter Thanas

[Obi-Wan]

who ran

[Lord Rocha]

after the

[Obi-Wan]

man called

[Lord Rocha]

Darth Sidious

[Obi-Wan]

who was

[Lord Rocha]

Chancellor Palpatine

[Obi-Wan]

by mistake

[Lord Rocha]

in the

[Obi-Wan]

dark robe.

[Lord Rocha]

The man

[Padme]

started dancing

[Lord Rocha]

country music

[Padme]

style with

[Lord Rocha]

some girls

[Padme]

like Angelina

[Plo Koon]

Jolie and

[Lord Rocha]

Daisy Fuentes

[Obi-Wan]

who killed

[Lord Rocha]

Mariah Carrey

[Obi-Wan]

because she

[Lord Rocha]

sang a

[Obi-Wan]

horrible song

[Lord Rocha]

in the

[Obi-Wan]

stupid movie

[Lord Rocha]

named Glitter

[Obi-Wan]

that did

[Lord Rocha]

caused many

[Obi-Wan]

deaths in

[Lord Rocha]

California and

[Obi-Wan]

Iraq. That

[Lord Rocha]

was very

[Plo Koon]

crazy with

[Obi-Wan]

Suddam and

[Plo Koon]

the tyrant

[Obi-Wan]

Osama died

[Lord Rocha]

in a

[Padme]

big old

[Lord Rocha]

McDonalds restaurant

[mirax terrik horn]

where he

[Rojo]

had eaten

[Padme]

so many

[Rogue_0009]

quarter pounders

[Rojo]

that he

[Obi-Wan]

blew up

[Rojo]

his guts

[Obi-Wan]

cuz he

[Lord Rocha]

ate them

[Padme]

like they

[Obi-Wan]

were about

[Lord Rocha]

to explode

[Padme]

into a

[Lord Rocha]

a giant

[Padme]

mashed potato

[Lord Rocha]

with two

[Padme]

big eyes.

[Lord Rocha]

The clone

[Padme]

who had

[Lord Rocha]

a big

[Padme]

red zit

[Lord Rocha]

that he

[Padme]

couldn't get

[Lord Rocha]

out of

[Padme]

his eye

[Obi-Wan]

which made

[Obi-Stu]

those around

[Padme]

him very

[Rogue_0009]

very nervous,

[Obi-Wan]

because he

[Queen 'Onna]

acted like

[Obi-Wan]

a drunk

[Queen 'Onna]

Soon Matt

[Padme]

Damon along

[Queen 'Onna]

with Ben

[Padme]

Affleck came

[Queen 'Onna]

To talk

[Padme]

with Oprah

[Queen 'Onna]

about Brad

[Padme]

Pitt and

[Rogue_0009]

some guy

[Obi-Wan]

named Bob

[Lord Rocha]

Whiterspoon that

[Obi-Wan]

ate like

[Lord Rocha]

a dog

[Obi-Wan]

cuz he

[Lord Rocha]

was very

[Obi-Wan]

sick of

[Lord Rocha]

the cheap

[Padme]

nasty pizza

[Lord Rocha]

that a

[Padme]

old man

[Lord Rocha]

left on

[Padme]

top of

[Lord Rocha]

the table.

[Padme]

Later on

[Lord Rocha]

the next

[Padme]

day, Brad

[Lord Rocha]

Pitt died

[Padme]

because of

[Lord Rocha]

a virus.

[Padme]

Mr. Bean

[Lord Rocha]

drived a

[Padme]

big green

[Lord Rocha]

with a

[Padme]

yellow man

[Lord Rocha]

that said

[Obi-Stu]

Things like

[Padme]

"Life is

[Rogue_0009]

a highway

[Padme]

I want

[Obi-Wan]

to kill

[Padme]

a guy

[Rojo]

for his

[Padme]

big head

[mirax terrik horn]

and his

[Padme]

small brain

[mirax terrik horn]

and his

[Lord Rocha]

arrongance that

[Obi-Wan]

killed him."

[Lord Rocha]

But Mon

[Obi-Wan]

Cal came

[Lord Rocha]

and died

[Obi-Wan]

because Al

[Lord Rocha]

Sheppard and

[Obi-Wan]

Gore didn't

[Lord Rocha]

kill poor

[Obi-Wan]

Bill Clinton

[Lord Rocha]

but Jacques

[Obi-Wan]

killed him

[Lord Rocha]

with his

[Obi-Wan]

Lightsaber. Yoda

[Lord Rocha]

kiss Yaddle

[Obi-Wan]

before he

[Lord Rocha]

left Coruscant

[Obi-Wan]

to go

[Lord Rocha]

to a

[Obi-Wan]

planet named

[Obi-Stu]

Tan-kel.

[flagcupomeatball]

It blew

[Rogue_0009]

up after

[Obi-Stu]

the last

[mirax terrik horn]

planet did

[xagete]

And so

[flagcupomeatball]

it fell

[Lord Rocha]

to the

[Obi-Wan]

Vong attacks