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Darth Vegas
09-30-2002, 07:42 AM
Which one would you pick?

I'd go with number 6. *ehem style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/inlove.gif

Recon_Jerry
09-30-2002, 09:11 AM
padme.... And then make her follow my every command... mmm...

Darth Vegas
09-30-2002, 09:14 AM
Well you wouldn't really have to make her, the Kaminoan could genetically make her more docile, imagine it, a Padme clone that followed orders as easily as a stormtrooper. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin.gif

Phantomised Menace
09-30-2002, 10:14 AM
Choise number 7 doesn't sound bad at all but getting rid of Jar Jar would be #1 on my "to do"- list style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/devil.gif

Recon_Jerry
09-30-2002, 10:56 AM
"Take off that shirt."

Aayla
09-30-2002, 11:19 AM
<span style="color:red">I can't vote. There's three choices, that sound very good. Killing Jar Jar, killing a Jedi to get a lightsaber and steal a ship. But maybe...just maybe...I'd steal a ship, because I can't kill a...erm...person. I just can't.</span>

Darth Vegas
09-30-2002, 11:34 AM
You're a Sith Ayala, of course you'd kill a Jedi.

It's for a LIGHTSABER afterall, isn't that tempting? style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/eh.gif

JediKeri.
09-30-2002, 12:03 PM
number 7....I wann a fly the Falcon

Aayla
09-30-2002, 01:00 PM
Originally posted by Agent Bond A.KA. TK-007@Sep 30 2002, 05:34 PM
You're a Sith Ayala, of course you'd kill a Jedi.

It's for a LIGHTSABER afterall, isn't that tempting? style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/eh.gif
<span style="color:red">I actually wanted to say, that I'm not that bad to kill a Jedi, but then I remembered, that I'm a Sith and I can't say such things. And afterall, if I'm a Sith, then why would I kill a Jedi? I already have a lightsaber. Though, I wouldn't mind a blue one, too... style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/sly.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/evil.gif </span>

Jedi Master Shaft
09-30-2002, 01:10 PM
It's a tie between choices 6 and 7,...

Padmé Amidala, or a spin in a speeder,...

The choice is difficult but,... Padmé ! style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif


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Martini
09-30-2002, 01:57 PM
make a clone of padme and leia and do my thang! haha

then id go get a lightsaber and slice up Jar Jar

senitor_amidiala
09-30-2002, 05:33 PM
uh hum, wot about us girls to, dont we get to make a clone of obi or annie?
anyway, i would probably do the padme thing, becuase, ( not like the guys) i would love to see what it would be like tobe... like her, padme rocks! ( hence the name)

Momin327
09-30-2002, 08:13 PM
Murder Jar Jar, in a brutal manner. I mean shot, hung, stabbed, poisoned, decapitated, disemboweled, and stretched (though not in this listed order) style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/devil.gif .

RedMirax
09-30-2002, 08:13 PM
Take an X-Wing for a spin. Preferably with Wedge, Luke, Corran, or Wes in the cockpit with me!!! style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif

Darth Badly
09-30-2002, 08:28 PM
I'd go for a combination of 6 & 7.

I'd like to brutally muder JarJar but I'd have those silly grey aliens make me a couple of dozen clones first - so I could murder him whenever I wanted in the future too.


I love you all. (Except JarJar.)

flo fett
09-30-2002, 08:40 PM
I have to go with stealing a ship, it's the only way to travel. Which ship? Well ideally 'Slave 1' but i could just see my ass getting fried for that one.....then again it would mean that Boba fett would get all mean and bountyhuntery at me *swoons at the mere thought*, he'd probably get his blaster out at me and everything. WHOO HOO!!! Yup, that's it then, attempted theft of Slave 1 for me! style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/inlove.gif

failing that even though I'm not gay, I'd make an exception and I'd clone Padme, just so all you guys would be jealous of my lovely girlfriend.

Darth Vegas
10-01-2002, 12:24 AM
Alright, can a mod edit choice 6 to include Han Solo for the girls? I geuss thast isn't fair.

Justin
10-01-2002, 12:38 AM
I'd alter the Star Wars galaxy so that Han shot first and Greedo died without pulling the trigger. I hate the Special Edition.

Lara
10-01-2002, 12:41 AM
I would steal an X-Wing in a heartbeat!!! my second choice would have been to murder Jar Jar.

RollaFett
10-01-2002, 01:38 AM
KILL JEDI.....GET LIGHTSABER!!!!!!!! YES!!!!!!

Lara
10-01-2002, 01:46 AM
Get lightsaber, huh....*bites tongue* http://www.emotipad.com/emoticons/wink.gif

Queen 'Onna
10-02-2002, 09:44 PM
<span style="color:limegreen">I would C3PO,Kill a Jedi,and clone Han.</span>

Rebel Astromech Droid
10-02-2002, 11:28 PM
Let me put it this way DIE YOU EVIL ******* I HATE YOU JAR JAR DIE DIE DIE DIE!

Obi-Wan
10-03-2002, 03:17 PM
<font style='width=80%; filter:glow(color=blue)'><span style="color:white">I would kill a Jedi and take his Lightsaber. Then I would wipe out all the Sith.</span></font>

James
10-03-2002, 07:35 PM
Definitely take a strand of Padmé's hair and do whatever I like with her...I mean, look at the writing underneath my avatar for an explanation style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/sly.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/thumbsup.gif

Queen 'Onna
10-04-2002, 08:45 PM
Originally posted by Obi-Wan@Oct 3 2002, 02:17 PM
<font style='width=80%; filter:glow(color=blue)'><span style="color:white">I would kill a Jedi and take his Lightsaber. Then I would wipe out all the Sith.</span></font>
<span style="color:seagreen">Thats not Jedi like.</span>

Justin
10-04-2002, 08:50 PM
Do you think they serve blue milk at Mos Eisley?

Darth Drew
10-04-2002, 09:05 PM
<font style='width=80%; filter:glow(color=black)'><span style="color:white">Steal a jedi starfighter.</span></font>

Grand Moff Tarkin
10-06-2002, 07:00 AM
Sith Infiltrator. Why? Because it will kill and destroy and abliterate any of you. Oh, and it has a cloaking device. that is all. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/cool.gif

Unless, of course, you have a huge battleship.style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tie.gif :whatsthat:

vodo
10-07-2002, 04:23 PM
jarjar guts yum

Jacen Solo
10-08-2002, 03:40 AM
Well, I can't say I'd actually kill a Jedi (I don't think so, NO ONE can kill a Jedi ... Qui-Gon wishes that were so) but I would like a lightsaber.

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Dark Skywalker 9
10-09-2002, 06:20 PM
Mmmmm....clone Padme!
I'd try for the lightsaber, but a Jedi would probably kill me first.

MXCABRINI
10-10-2002, 06:14 PM
KILL JAR JAR, FOR GOOD, IT SUCKS!!!!!!!!!!

Darth Vegas
08-14-2003, 08:01 AM
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Plo Koon
08-14-2003, 08:15 AM
DIE JAR JAR <span style="color:red">DIE</span>!!!

N/A
08-14-2003, 04:55 PM
id get a coupl of clones of padme, so then i have multiple of her to 'mess round with'.

Darth Vegas
08-15-2003, 02:51 PM
Perverts, you're all a bunch of perverts! style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/banghead.gif

I'll take a bluemilk please...

Princess_Tranquility
08-16-2003, 04:43 AM
Star Wars for a day....

Flying the Falcon or an X-Wing would be cool.

Getting to meet all the characters would be even cooler...

But I definitly would just have to get with Luke style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/inlove.gif

We're so much alike! I know we'd hit it off!

And I'm sorry but a clone just wouldn't cut it, it has to be the original!!

PT

STAR WARS fanatic
08-26-2003, 05:57 PM
You guys are sick! JUST SICK!

Obidobi
08-26-2003, 08:36 PM
I would steal Millenium Falcon, travel to earth, kidnapp Halle, travel to Kamino, Make a dozen of her, then return her safely back to earth, then I would do diffrent things with her clones........ style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/w00t.gif

one with many names
08-27-2003, 12:30 PM
I would get this massive intersteller corperation that produces 99.9% of the Republices Materials for there military and navy! That way i would be so powerful i could throw my weight around and prevent the creation of the empire.

Or i might go to the outer rim some time in the later stages of the war, kill all the crimelords, gangs and pirates, take over the entire outer rim, and when the war is over sign the hole thing over to the New Republice, and also save Oola from Jabba.

Seanakin
09-01-2003, 06:56 AM
Um, not to pick nits, but on #9, does "regular guy" mean someone NOT like Han Solo? He did get hold of Luke's lasersword, after all.

(And I'm sure I'm gonna get into a load of trouble for my wording on that.) style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/blink.gif

Anguirus111
09-07-2003, 07:05 PM
I'd attend a podrace, but ultimately I'm too lazy to do anything else, including killing Jar Jar. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/sad.gif

jadeskywalker
07-28-2004, 02:13 AM
I would take a Jedi starfighter for a ride!

Ripley the Warmaster
07-28-2004, 02:16 AM
<span style="color:blue">I would kill Palpatine, and declare myself God Emperor of the Empire.</span>

jadeskywalker
07-28-2004, 02:19 AM
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Sam Kenobi
07-28-2004, 04:28 PM
There's no, "Lose all of your money playing Sabaac.' choice. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/banghead.gif

Ulic Qel Droma
07-30-2004, 12:29 AM
[B][I] Murder Jar-Jar Before That Dumb *!#% style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/censored.gif @$?&!! makes his style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/censored.gif Vote!!! " Meesa Chopped inta Bitsa......"

Zedekk
05-12-2006, 09:01 PM
Heres how it would go down for me
1st off I'd get a glass of blue milk at Mos Eisley Cantina and start the day of right with the drink of champions. then I'd steal Han Solo's ship when he wasn't looking. Fly to where ever Jar-Jar might be invite him on board (tempted to shove him out an airlock) Find a Jedi and steal his lightsaber. Chop Jar-Jar up, then out the air lock ha-ha! Give the saber back to the jedi I "Borrowed" it from. Then I'd play a winning game of Dejaric buy a Stormtrooper outfit get aboard the Death Star and download the plans. Hold those plans for ransom and if that doesn't pan out frame Jar-Jar for it. Then go get Padme cloned. Go watch a pod race and bet on Anakin to win. Finaly return Han Ship and warn him about Greedo so Han shoots first. and chill out wit the wife while the Galaxy rolls on. This Poll might inspire a Fan-Fic Story... hmmm

bluemilk
05-14-2006, 12:58 AM
kick Jan Ors out of the picture, marry Kyle Katarn and after some sweet Jedi lovin', get me a speederbike and take it for a spin. :love:

Braden Dar
05-14-2006, 04:25 PM
Originally posted by RedMirax@Sep 30 2002, 04:13 PM
Take an X-Wing for a spin. Preferably with Wedge, Luke, Corran, or Wes in the cockpit with me!!! :)
Quoted post

I concur with Red Mirax. Taking a ship would be great. I can't say for certain that it would be an XWing, though the idea is great. Maybe I would gather up everbody that votes for stealing a ship and we would go get a Mon Cal cruiser or a Star Destroyer and then everyone could go to the hangars and take any of the smaller craft that they wanted. I would just love to experience hyperspace and other deep space travel/combat situations.

Rimona Skywalker
05-16-2006, 05:23 AM
I would help to change some bad things that happened -for example I would try to kill Palpatine and stop Anakin's turn to the dark side. Though steal a ship is not a bad idea... :D

csr74
05-16-2006, 08:33 AM
I would alter things a bit. Just throwing a banana´s skin in the corridor Anakin has to go through to save Palpatine in order to make him slip over it, fall to the floor and waste some minutes swearing about the incident, which would make him arrive too late to save Palps.

elelohesterling
05-16-2006, 02:49 PM
Definitly Take a strand of Padme's hair and have the Kaminoans make you a clone, then I would have them program her to believe she was my wife. :) :love: :like::heartbeat::cuddle:

Jedi Master 2k5
07-10-2006, 11:07 PM
Kill a jedi and take his weapon

Edgeomatic
07-10-2006, 11:26 PM
I'd go all Gran (hehe get it style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wink.gif )Theft Auto and steal an A-Wing.

GeneralKenobi
07-24-2006, 12:30 PM
I would want to be a stormtrooper for a day(thats a real dream of mine is to join the 501st.)

Tahari
07-24-2006, 09:12 PM
I would want to be a stormtrooper for a day(thats a real dream of mine is to join the 501st.)
Joining the 501st sounds like fun to me. I would like to be a stormtrooper!!!

Fett_rulz
07-25-2006, 09:46 PM
stormies yay ^_^ lol

Dark Helmet
07-28-2006, 02:20 AM
Stormtrooper for a day!:trooperz:

C'Boath
07-28-2006, 06:21 AM
Clone Padme.:p

Redneck626
08-12-2006, 07:15 PM
I'd murder Jar Jar or clone a couple certain Jedi. *cough* Anakin Obi-Wan *cough*

Master Magnus
08-12-2006, 07:52 PM
Clone Padmé (what else?:D).

Ithorian guy
08-13-2006, 04:32 PM
Clone Padme? I'd rather have a clone of Leia. :D

ForceFlow
08-14-2006, 07:43 PM
hhhmmm i like the jedi buuuuuutt i want a lightsaber hmmmm kill jedi for a lightsaber ............ OK!!!

Darth Darthy
08-14-2006, 09:24 PM
I'd upload the plans to the Deathstar on Bittorrent.

kenobi64
08-15-2006, 05:23 PM
i want a ligtsaber but i wouldnt kill a jedi for it, so id prolly be a stormtrooper for the day.

Jedi Ninja
08-17-2006, 06:26 PM
I chose "Be a stormtrooper for a day."
By why only one day?

MandalorianJF
10-22-2006, 10:24 PM
I'd get a ship
Jedi Starfighter Eta-2 with Astro Droid and Hyperspace (thingy).

thepepgal
10-23-2006, 08:01 AM
I wouldn't steal a ship but I would fly a Xwing :bigsmile:

Sarah-Leia
10-23-2006, 04:18 PM
I went with 6, but it was hard to choose between that and murdering Jar Jar...

Oh...I wouldn't want to clone PADME. What would I do with her...on the other hand...very long hair...girly sleepovers...YIPPEE!

Darth Massacrus
10-23-2006, 04:26 PM
I'd steal a ship, but not just any ship. I would steal an Eclipse class Super Star Destroyer or a World Devastator.

Solo
11-02-2006, 07:04 AM
I would steal a ship and not an ordinary ship. I would steal Millenium Falcon and have tour between star destroyers. It would be very funny to make them crash into each other while following me.

One question. Why do some of you hate Jar Jar so much? One more gungun dead or one more alive? What change would it make?

jedimasterElizabeth
12-27-2007, 10:07 AM
I will kill Padme and get Anakin for myself. What???!!! I want Anakin!:nahnah: And take him a spin in my ship!

Solo
12-27-2007, 10:08 AM
^Wouldn't that action lead you to the Dark side?

jedimasterElizabeth
12-27-2007, 10:10 AM
^Wouldn't that action lead you to the Dark side?

Well, in that case. NO NO NO NO. I want ANAKIN SKYWALKER or maybe ANAKIN SOLO. I don't care much. :nahnah:

Solo
12-27-2007, 10:12 AM
^So, as far as he is an ANAKIN, there won't be any problems for you. All right your wish is granted.

*Solo orders an Anakin Solo clone to Camino.*

jedimasterElizabeth
12-27-2007, 10:21 AM
^So, as far as he is an ANAKIN, there won't be any problems for you. All right your wish is granted.

*Solo orders an Anakin Solo clone to Camino.*

Really??? GREAT!

Solo
12-27-2007, 10:34 AM
Yes, we will deliver it in 24 weeks. It takes some time to grow clones.

jedimasterElizabeth
12-27-2007, 10:49 AM
:rofl:

Slick
12-27-2007, 12:09 PM
Murder Jar Jar with a pair of salad tongs and an ice pick.

Jedi Master Harrison
12-31-2007, 10:33 PM
From that list I chose steal a ship and go for a 'fly' - that'd be awesome! :w00t:

Solo
01-02-2008, 04:59 AM
^Which ship are you planning to steal?

Jedi Master Harrison
01-02-2008, 07:37 PM
^ MF. And no, I'm not swearing at you! :lol:

Darill Cyllem
01-03-2008, 01:30 AM
I'm making the documentary. I'm the adventurous, outdoorsy type, and who knows, i might get a few Jedi lessons under my belt while i'm at it.... :yoda:

What a fun poll!

Solo
01-03-2008, 02:29 AM
^ MF. And no, I'm not swearing at you! :lol:

:lol:

Orandhite
01-04-2008, 08:31 AM
I would like to go documentary making with DC. :hug:

Plus, I want to find out what the thing was that tried to eat R2. :)

Darill Cyllem
01-04-2008, 08:03 PM
I would like to go documentary making with DC. :hug:

Plus, I want to find out what the thing was that tried to eat R2. :)
*Hands Oran the SCUBA gear* Go for it, dear.

sharyntyre
01-05-2008, 08:08 AM
#6 give me a clone of Padme, altered to accept commands without question, of course.

:innocent:

Darth Revenge
01-17-2008, 06:11 PM
I would have to say kill a Jedi because, I walk the dark path.lol

Darth Nameless
02-03-2008, 07:30 PM
id have to steal the ship...make it my own...and take leia for a ride :devil:

Solo
02-04-2008, 11:26 AM
^with or without the ship?

Darth Wiseguy
04-22-2008, 06:38 AM
Brutally murder JarJar Binks, not even because he probably has a huge bounty on his head for aiding a rebellion and giving me a nice payday as a result, but for simple instant gratification. My hate towards him knows no boundaries.

Plo Koon
06-11-2008, 11:52 PM
What I'd do isn't specified. I'd get enough money to start a ski resort on Hoth then I'd get a pet Tan-Tan and name it Gerald

Emalin
06-15-2008, 10:28 AM
I would get a Wookiee to swear a lifedebt to me.
Oh yeah, and I would also ask Padme who makes her clothes!!! :blink:
Then I would skip ahead some twenty-odd years and snag Luke before Mara Jade gets him.
Then, quite naturally, I would discover I'm force-sensitive and be trained in the Jedi arts.

Ah, the life I would lead! :D

Sarah-Leia
06-24-2008, 08:01 AM
I may have said make a clone, but I think I'd like to steal a ship or become Emperor.

Solo
07-01-2008, 08:02 AM
I would be a smuggler and smuggle stuff all around the universe and get rich. :)

Javen
07-07-2008, 01:18 PM
Make a documentary on the wildlife of Dagobah

Solo
07-14-2008, 08:17 AM
^:laughing:

BoHeDia
07-14-2008, 04:36 PM
the good old MF, what else...pfft...

gawdofwar
08-29-2008, 01:24 PM
i would kill a jedi and make sure i kill luke skywalker and then become a sith lord

Jjm3233
08-31-2008, 02:14 AM
Poor JarJar, death would become him.

Jedi Master Elad Kenobi
09-01-2008, 06:57 PM
I'd take Cloud city for a spin and crash it then escape in a X-wing. Doesn't have to be in that order.:rockon:

Talcy
09-01-2008, 08:18 PM
I'd run like %&$k!

Have you seen that guy in the black mask?!

Marko Ragnos
09-02-2008, 02:51 PM
Steal any ship and take it for a spin.


*cough*Executor*cough*

Solo
09-11-2008, 11:29 AM
^Executor?!!

When you dream, you dream big.

Kommandant Felix
09-12-2008, 01:04 AM
Definitely chill out at the cantina.

Cassus Fett
09-12-2008, 05:26 PM
View the plans for the Death Star and make copies

Then i would take away the stupid weakness and make a huge fleet of them and then i would be the ultimate threat within the galaxy