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RedMirax
09-29-2002, 07:39 PM
Image 11


Winner: Gordon Universe


Caption: "Hmmm... How do I kindly ask Obi-Wan to get out of my way so I can complete my 'Little Teapot' stance?"

JediBendu
09-29-2002, 09:06 PM
Panaka: 'I suppose it could work, but don't you think the council would ask too many questions as to why Qui-Gon didn't return from Tatooine'
Obi-Wan: 'Tatooine?! As far as they know, we're still on Naboo. What they don't know won't hurt them.'
Panaka: 'Is becoming a Jedi that important to you?'
Obi-Wan: 'Is becoming a Queen that important to you?'

:0

Darth Whaler
09-29-2002, 10:47 PM
Obi Wan had heard the rumors about the size of Panaka's um, "lightsaber." So while Panaka used his comlink, Obi Wan snuck a peek.

Gordon Universe
09-30-2002, 01:13 AM
"Hmmm... How do I kindly ask Obi-Wan to get out of my way so I can complete my 'Little Teapot' stance?"




http://www.gordonuniverse.com

Darth Vegas
09-30-2002, 01:48 AM
"You think it's bad that Qui-Gons replacing you with some kid, in the next movie I get with replaced with my nephew!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Javen
09-30-2002, 09:32 PM
Panaka:"Be honest, does my breath stink"?

Clara
10-01-2002, 08:38 AM
Panaka: "So, I bet you didn't see the fold out poster issue of the Naboo weekly."

Obi-Wan: "Actually no. Who featured?"

Panaka: "Amidala of course, but the main attraction was Sio Bibble in his underwear..."

xSithHappensx
10-03-2002, 09:54 AM
Panaka: pssst. You're fly's open.

Shadow Jedi Rhyro
10-03-2002, 04:18 PM
Panaka: So that's a 12 piece and extra biscuits.
Obi: No no no it's a 6 piece with cole slaw.
Panaka: How do I get to KFC again?

jedi_jim
10-04-2002, 04:11 PM
Obi-Wan: "Man, that's some good weed! Your feet look like they are glowing"http://216.40.241.68/cwm/cwm/freak3.gif

Panaka: "Oh, man they are. I lit them on fire when I dropped the match. I can't feel a thing. This is good s%@t."http://216.40.241.68/cwm/3dlil/buck.gif

Jedi D'oh
10-04-2002, 05:42 PM
Yeah hi, Suzi? I was wondering, do you like Obi-wan?
Cause he likes you!

Momin327
10-05-2002, 08:33 AM
Tic Tac. Breathe friendly.

Rogue_Jedi
10-07-2002, 02:43 AM
PANAKA: Yes, this is mall security, has any Jedi Knight reported a lost Padawan?

Lister_Of_Smeg
10-08-2002, 02:34 AM
Panaka: I'm not sure I'm the guy to talk to about this Obi, you never had a dream like this before?

Obiwan: whisper's in Panaka's ear

Panaka: you only got hair there today... well it's all just a part of growing up

allforcedup
10-08-2002, 02:31 PM
Panaka: "Yeah, we're just checking out all of the action right now. No, of course the kegger is waiting back at the hotel room! Well, we wouldn't drag it out to the beach, you idiot! We just cracked out the cheap, watered-down, bottled stuff for hitting on the sorority chicks and the local trash."

Obi-Wan: "Hey, ask him if his old man let him take the Hummer this time."

Panaka: "Obi-Wan wants to know if you're driving the Hummer down? Oh, okay. Sorry, Obi, he said he's just got the Taurus this time."

Obi-Wan: "$%@ style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/mad.gif *&^!"

Handothrawn
10-11-2002, 08:02 PM
"M'lady, Panaka, checking in, Jedi Kenobi and I have gotten a bit, um, sidetracked, yeah, sidetracked. But we're gonna be a little late."

Seanakin
10-11-2002, 09:00 PM
Panaka: "No signs of life out here, Highness!"

*BSHHHT* Don't worry about it, Captain, it'll be added in post-production! *BSHHHT*

Kenobi: "Too bad they can't fix the dialogue as well."

Panaka: "Why should they? They WROTE the dialogue!"

RedMirax
10-18-2002, 11:07 PM
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