Famous Quotes

[Darth Vegas]

The Rules:

I post a famous quote from either a movie, a book, a t.v. series, or from history, and so does everyone else, ha, I have spoken.

Here goes nothing........................


"Gee that's funny. I've never seen garbage eat garbage before." Clark Kent- Superman 2

[Darth Whaler]

"Funny. She doesn't look Druish" - John Candy in Spaceballs.

[Darth Vegas]

"If indeed you look only, as you say, for the records of ancient days, and the beginnings of the City, read on! For to me, what was is less dark than what it to come, and that is my care." - Gandalf the Grey

[BL-17]

"If, in spite of enemy's air superiority, we succeed in getting a large part of our mobile force into action in the threatened coast defense sectors in the first hours, I am convinced that the enemy attack on the coast will collapse completely on its first day." --Erwin Rommel, on the Allied invasion on Normandy

[Darth Vegas]

"Houston, we have a problem." - Captain James Lovell of Apollo 13

[BL-17]

"Have you ever danced with the Devil in the pale moonlight?" --The Joker

[Darth Vegas]

"You have to pre-heat the oven before you stuff in the turkey." - Band Geek, American Pie 2

[BL-17]

"Whenever you have an efficient government you have a dictatorship." --Harry S. Truman

[Darth Vegas]

Hey come on guys, this thread is easy!!!! POst something, anything!!! Let this be the great mixing bowl of quotes. Forget the rules up there about each post sharing a word from the last wuote, if you got something, put it down!!!

"I did not have sexual relations with that women." - Big Willy

[BL-17]

"...the metric system did not really catch on in the United States, unless you count the increasing popularity of the 9 millimeter bullet. " --Dave Barry

[Vyndim]

"I came to Casablanca for the waters."
"The waters? What waters? We're in the desert."
"I was misinformed."
-Casablanca

[Luvinna.]

I wrote it down so I wouldn't have to remember.
-- Henry Jones, Sr; Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade

[Vyndim]

"We all know God invented liquor to keep the Irish from ruling the world."
-The Ghost and the Darkness

[Darth Vegas]

"I'll make a deal with you. You ask God for help, and if he show's up I'll stop." - the warden of Chaetau Deep in "The Count of Monte Cristo"

[Obidobi]

There can be only one!
-Highlander

[Obi-Stu]

"I want to buy her some flowers, that's what men do when they break a date. " - The American President

[Darth Vegas]

"I think of a man, then I take away reason and accountability." - Jack Nicholson in "As good as it gets"

[Obidobi]

Ta imot!!!!
- Bryllupsfesten

[Darth Vegas]

"Claudia Shiffer we salute to you, shuaaaaaaaaaaaawing." - Waynes World

[Obi-Stu]

Get off my plane! - AirForce One

[Obidobi]

This one time, at band camp.....

-American pie

[Darth Vegas]

"There's only two things in this world I cannot stand, people that are intolerant of other peoples cultures, and the Dutch!!!!!!!!!!!!" - Michael Cain in Austin Powers In Goldmember

[flo fett]

'Obscene finger gestures from such a pristene girl!'- The breakfast club

[Martini]

"Where's the beef?" --Wendy's commercials

[Darth Vegas]

"I can actually hear you getting fatter." - David Spade in "Tommy Boy"

[Obi-Stu]

"To be...or not to be..." - General Chang - Star Trek the Undiscovered Country

[Darth Vegas]

"You I don't know, but you I never forget a face." - Khan in Star Trek 2: The wrath of Khan

[flo fett]

'Don't attack until you see the whites of their eyes'-General Custer

or maybe not... ok how about;
'This is my face'- Boba Fett- Twin Engines of Destruction

[Darth Vegas]

"Don't pay it back, pay it forward." - from the movie Pay it forward

[flo fett]

'My spider senses are tingling'- Spiderman- every episode...ever

[Obi-Stu]

"Mama says stupid is as stupid does. "
Forest Gump

[flo fett]

'you're so unhip it's a wonder your bum doesn't fall off'- Zaphod Beeblebrox- The HitchHikers Guide to the Galaxy

[Vyndim]

"They call him the Sand Spider."
"Why do they call him that?"
"Probably because it sounds scary."
° True Lies

[flo fett]

'Says he tae me is that you? Says I who? Says he, you! Says I, naw. Says he, I didnae think so!'- Irish/Scots tongue twister

[Darth Vegas]

"Now Sadam here me talk tough to ya'." - Dana Carvey as George Bush, classic SNL

[Obi-Stu]

"The meek may inherit the earth but they don't get in to Harvard."

Neil - Dead Poets Society

[flo fett]

'Well ma'm I'm six feet and seven inches'
'never mind about the six feet, lets talk about the seven inches'-Mae West and friend

[Obidobi]

Happy birthday!
- Little fat mouse in Cinderella

[flo fett]

'Lucifer meeaaan. Jump at you!'- little fat mouse's skinny friend

[Darth Vegas]

"They may take away our lives, but they'll never take away our freedom!!!!!"

[flo fett]

^ chose an atrocious film to quote from, please tell me you thought it was pants!

'my mother? let me tell you about my mother..'-Leon-bladerunner

[ReturnoftheWhill]

"It isn't the fact that you have it bad that gets to you... it's that you're so damn pissed that others had it good..."

Melvin Udall, As Good As It Gets

[Phantomised Menace]

"Come on you apes, you want to live forever !?!" -Starship Troopers

[flo fett]

'Get 'im dad!'- a young and to be frank disturbed young Boba Fett

[Darth Vegas]

Originally posted by flo fett@Oct 4 2002, 04:33 AM
^ chose an atrocious film to quote from, please tell me you thought it was pants!

Actually it is one of my very favorite films. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/satisfied.gif

"It's alive!!! It's alive!!!!!" - Young Frankenstein

[flo fett]

Actually it is one of my very favorite films

poor you! style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/eh.gif

'I have crossed oceans of time for you'- Vlad Tepes- Bram Stokers Dracula

[Vyndim]

"You don't know the real me."
"There isn't a real you."
"Oh yeah.. I forgot."
° Man on the Moon

[Darth Vegas]

"It's not just a spaceship, it's a transformer." - Spaceballs


How come you don't like Braveheart Flo?

[ReturnoftheWhill]

"Why do people think I'm you?" "I think you know..." "No... I don't.... " Sudden apyphany "You got it!" "noooooooo" "Say it!" "Because.... because we're the same person..." "That's right." "Tyler I don't get this..." "You were looking for a way to change your life... that's me. I look like you want to look I f@$# like you want to f@$@, and most importantly I'm free in all the ways you're not."

- One of my most favortie movies, Fight Club.

Two incredible actors, with an incredible monologue

Bravo, Edward Norton, Bravo!

[ReturnoftheWhill]

"Why do people think I'm you?" "I think you know..." "No... I don't.... " Sudden apyphany "You got it!" "noooooooo" "Say it!" "Because.... because we're the same person..." "That's right." "Tyler I don't get this..." "You were looking for a way to change your life... that's me. I look like you want to look I f@$# like you want to f@$@, and most importantly I'm free in all the ways you're not."

- One of my most favortie movies, Fight Club.

Two incredible actors, with an incredible monologue

Bravo, Edward Norton, Bravo!

[Darth Vegas]

"We are all but kings to you and pawns of men." - Napolean Bonoparte






You have a double post Whill.

[ReturnoftheWhill]

The kings to you...

- The Count of Monty Cristo

Another Great Film

[Darth Vegas]

He said that in real life too Whill, yes it was a great film, I really enjoyed it quite a bit, I'm a big fan of Alexandar Dumas, who actually knew Napolean Bonoparte.


"You call this a storm!!!!!!!" - Luitenant Dan challenging God in Forrest Gump

[ReturnoftheWhill]

Yes, I finally have posted something that has drawn a positive respone from you.

"You have money, a beautiful woman, take what you have won and end this game while you still have the chance!!!"

"I can't..."

[Darth Vegas]

"Now make like a tree and get outta here!!!" - Biff in Back to the future

[Obidobi]

You butthead! Also Biff in Back to the future

[Darth Vegas]

"Why would God need a starship?" - Star Trek V - The Final Frontier

[ReturnoftheWhill]

"Wait kid! Are you alright? You need any help?"

"There's only one man who can help me!"

- BTTF P 2, used to be my favorite movie of all time. I hate P 3, but Back to the Future was such an awesome trilogy.

[Darth Vegas]

"Shtep on it!!!" - Captain Picard in Star Trek: The Next Generation, on the episode The big goodbye telling Data to go to full warp.

[ReturnoftheWhill]

Whoever heard of a squash bananna Kenny? THAT'S HELLA STUPID!

[Darth Vegas]

"The needs of the many out way the needs of the few, or the one." - Spock in Star Trek 3

(yeah I'm a trekkie so what)

[ReturnoftheWhill]

"Sorry children, I just don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die."

[Grand Moff Tarkin]

"It's make like a tree and leave! You sound stupid when you say it wrong!" Old Biff in Back to the future 2 style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/sly.gif

[Darth Whaler]

"Big Gulps huh? All right, see you later." - Jim Carrey in Dumb and Dumber

[Darth Vegas]

"On my signal unleash hell." - Gladiator

[flo fett]

'time was, detention had you hanging by your thumbs in the dungeons. God I miss the screaming'- Argus Filch- Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone

How come you don't like Braveheart Flo?

Ordinarily a film like that wouldn't bother me much but it is sooo off the mark historically that's not funny. It makes the Scots out to be these faultless heroes and the English to be demonic bloodthirsty animal. The Scots had a lot to do with they're own down fall. The thing that really gets me though is the absolute fools who live here in Scotland (there's a lot of them too) who now think that the film events are the true events and it's stirred up a lot more anti-english feeling which is enough of a problem here already. I'm proud to be Scottish but not at the expense other nations. It was just a silly film that got taken too seriously over here.

[One Lad to Rule Them All]

"Only two things are infinite. The universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former"
~Albert Einstein

[Darth Vegas]

"I'll be back." - The Terminator





Yes Scotland did have alot to do with it's own fall, and they protrayed that in the film, William Wallace was betrayed by Scotland's aire, and the Scottish nobelman were bribed by England.

I know it's not completely accurate Flo, but I've read enough to know that it's not completely of.

England actually was that wicked, as wicked as it get's, but it was a movie, and a good one, may be somewhat ficticious, but it was a good movie.

[One Lad to Rule Them All]

Originally posted by Agent Bond A.K.A. TK-007@Oct 7 2002, 07:09 AM
"I'll be back." - The Terminator





Yes Scotland did have alot to do with it's own fall, and they protrayed that in the film, William Wallace was betrayed by Scotland's aire, and the Scottish nobelman were bribed by England.

I know it's not completely accurate Flo, but I've read enough to know that it's not completely of.

England actually was that wicked, as wicked as it get's, but it was a movie, and a good one, may be somewhat ficticious, but it was a good movie.
"In order to find an equal, an Irishman must converse with the Almighty"
~Braveheart style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wink.gif

Hear, hear about the English. They were tyrants in their past, and they had a lot to answer for.

[Obidobi]

Goodmorning!
In less than an hour, aircraft from US will join others from around the world.
You will launch the largest air battle in the history of mankind.
Mankind! That word should have a new meaning for all of us today.
We can´t be consumed by our petty diffrents anymore!
We will be united in our common interest. Perhaps it´s faith that today is the 4th of July, and you will once again be fighting for our freedom.
Not from tyranny, presume or prosecution, but from elimination.
We are fighting for our right to live, to exist, and should we win today, the 4th of July will no longer be known as an American holyday, but as the day when the world declared in one voice!

We will not go quietly into the night, we will not vanish, without a fight!
We are going to live on, we´re going to survive!

Today we celebrate our Independence day!!

President Withmore ( Bill Pullman)
- Independence day

[Darth Vegas]

"500 years ago everybody knew the Earth was center of the universe, five minutes ago you knew that people were alone in this universe. Imagine what you'll know tomorrow." - Agent K, Men in Black

[flo fett]

'Come Nadja, let us dance like children of the night'-Charlie-So I married an axe murderer

I know it's not completely accurate Flo, but I've read enough to know that it's not completely of.

not completely accurate? They had Robert the Bruce fighting beside William Wallace. Robert the Bruce was 3 years old when Wallace fought in the war of Independance! The battle of Stirling Bridge became the battle of a Stirling field. Important difference because we only won the battle because it was on a bridge. We were outnumbered but panicked the English's horses as they tried to cross a narrow bridge causing mass confusion throwing the soldiers and horses into the river where they drowned. William Wallace never met the french princess let alone maybe get her pregnant. Wallace's family were never killed by the English and neither were they poor, they owned a large portion of the area where I live, Renfrewshire and lived in 'Wallace Castle'. When his father refused to swear fealty to the king of England he merely moved his family to Lennox district. He became an outlaw for no braver reason than that he killed a constables son in a fight.
I'm not saying he wasn't an important part in the fight for independance but the sun didn't shine out his a$$., and all I'm saying is that biased slant of the film caused an upsurge in anti-english feeling that is just not needed here as there is enough already. It just gave the world a very distorted view of our history.

[Jedi D'oh]

I've got something to say. It's better to burn out than to fade away.

[Jedi D'oh]

There can be only one!

[flo fett]

Oh I thought I'd better say, I'm not shouting at you or meaning any kinda preaching Agent Bond, it just winds me up. So don't take any personal offence at my hysterical preachy tone, 'kay sweets style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin.gif

[ATurnFortheWorse]

Great QUOTE Obi-Dobi, I repeated that for speech class, I just love it. It sends chills down my spine.

Especially when he says...


"We cannot be conceived by our pety differences anymore..."

and

"...We will not go quietly into the night!..."

[Darth Vegas]

"I have nipples Greg can you milk me?" - Robert Deniro in Meet the Parents

[flo fett]

'Actually I think all Scottish food is based on a dare'-Charlie (again)- So I married an axe mureder

[Obidobi]

oh Helga!!
- German dirt!

[Darth Vegas]

"Yipee kiyae mother f***er!" - Die Hard

[Grand Moff Tarkin]

"A scottsman on a horse!" Monty Pythons Flying Circus

no affence to you Scottish ones. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/blush.gif

[Darth Vegas]

"On second thought I don't think we should go to Camelot, tis a silly place." - Monty Python and the Holy Grail

[flo fett]

' There are some who call me...Tim?'-Tim the Enchanter- Monty Python

[Obi-Stu]

"Bring out your dead......" - Monty Python and the Holy Grail

(Can't be left out now.....can we?)

[Jedi D'oh]

We are the Knights who say Neet!

[flo fett]

'I have to push the pram-a-lot!'-silly knight-Monty python

[Jedi D'oh]

Oh I see...running away, eh? You yellow *******s! Come back here and take whats's coming to ya! I'll bite your legs off!-The Black Knight

[flo fett]

Well seeing as this seems to be turning into a run of monty python quotes, I'll add to the general hilarity with:

'He's not the Messiah, he's a very naughty boy!'-Brian's mother- The Life of Brian

[Jedi D'oh]

singing Always look on the bright side of life.

[flo fett]

'blessed are the cheesemakers?'-Man in crowd-The life of Brian

[Jedi D'oh]

What is wrong with you people-John Chrichton, Farscape

[Darth Vegas]

"There is an old Vulcan proverb, only Nixon, could go to China." - Spock in The Undiscovered Country

[Obi-Stu]

Back on Star Trek....

"Who am I to argue with the Captain of the Enterprise.."
Kirk to Picard- Generations

[Darth Vegas]

"They invade our space and we fall back, they assimilate entire species and we fall back. This time they have gone too far, the line must be drawn here!!!!!!! This far, no farther!!!! And I will make them pay for what they have done!!!!" Picard in Star Trek: First Contact

[Obi-Stu]

"Cry 'havoc!' and let slip the dogs of war."
General Chang - The Undiscovered Country

[Darth Vegas]

"Klingon justice is a unique point of view ambassador." Sarek in Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home

[flo fett]

'No really flo, it's a pleasure to find you in my bed'-Captain Picard-Next Generation

okay, okay so he didn't really say that, but there should have been an episode like that....grrrrr!

'Engage'-What Captain Picard really says *sigh*- Next Generation

[Obi-Stu]

"And have you noticed how your boobs have started to firm up?...Not that we care about such things in this day and age." Data to Worf, Star Trek: Insurrection

[Darth Vegas]

"Smooth as an androids bottom eh' data!?" - Riker in Insurrection

[ATurnFortheWorse]

"For every action there's a reaction... and a Pikey reaction - is quite a f@$@## thing..."

[flo fett]

'That's my wife, CRONE!'-The sheriff of Nottingham-Robin Hood, Prince of Thieves

[Momin327]

"Saruman: Do you know how the Orcs first came into being? They were Elves once, taken by the dark powers, tortured and mutilated. A ruined and terrible form of life. And now... perfected. My fighting Uruk-Hai. Whom do you serve?

Lurtz: (with rage) Saruman!" - LOTR, the movie version. Very eerie quote from the film.

[flo fett]

'See this hand? It is mine. See these cigarettes? They are mine'-The Cat- Red Dwarf

[Darth Vegas]

"He came to me too Eliot, when I was a little boy." - keys, E.T.

[Jedi D'oh]

I won't let go of that youthful soul despite body and mind my youth will never die. - Scott Stapp--Creed

[Darth Vegas]

"If you build it, they will come." - Field of Dreams

[Jedi D'oh]

Put them in the Iron Maiden.

Iron Maiden? Excellent!

Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure

[Darth Vegas]

"The future is not set, there is no fate but what we make." - Terminator 2

[Jedi D'oh]

What the hell is a gigawatt!?-Marty McFly

[Darth Vegas]

"Spock start your calculations for time warp." Kirk in The Votage Home

[Jedi D'oh]

Alas, poor Yorick. I knew him well.

[ATurnFortheWorse]

Heroes get remembered, but legends never die...

[Darth Vegas]

"Perhaps today is a good day to die!!!!" - Worf in Star Trek: First Contact

[Obi-Stu]

"Did we do it? Did we make a Difference...?"
Kirk to Piccard - Star Trek Generations

[Obidobi]

<font style='width=80%; filter:glow(color=black)'>I AM MAXIMUS DECIMUS MERIDIUS, GENERAL OF THE FELIX REGIMENT OF THE ROMAN ARMY AND SERVANT OF THE TRUE EMPEROR MARCUS AURELIUS. FATHER OF A MURDERED SON AND HUSBAND OF A MURDERED WIFE...AND I WILL HAVE MY VENGEANCE!</font>....in this life or the next!

-Gladiator

[Jedi D'oh]

Luke be a Jedi tonight. Just be a Jedi tonight. Do it for Yoda while we get our guests a soda. And do it for Chewie and the Ewoks, and all the other puppets.-Mark Hamill as Nathan Detroit on the Simpsons. Sung to the tune of Luck be a Lady Tonight from Guys And Dolls.

[Darth Vegas]

"You know Garth sometimes I wish we could boldy go." - Wayne's World

[ATurnFortheWorse]

I say we drink the wine, eat the dogs, and use the paper for musket wadding.

The Patriot

[Jedi D'oh]

To be or not to be, that is the question.

[Darth Vegas]

"Time is a predator that stalks us all." - Dr. Soran Star Trek: Generations

[Mann]

I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chiannti-Hannibal

[Obidobi]

we shall fight on the beaches, we shall fight on the landing grounds, we shall fight in the fields and in the streets, we shall fight in the hills; we shall never surrender.

- Churhill.

[ATurnFortheWorse]

"Every day I'm not conquering I grow more depressed... this little Europe is too little for me... I must seek it in the East... the fountain of glory..."

Napoleon

[BL-17]

"Where Napoleon failed, I shall succeed. I shall land on the shores of Britain." --Hitler

[ATurnFortheWorse]

"Nuts!"

[BL-17]

"No ******* ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor dumb ******* die for his country." --General George S. Patton, Jr.

[Darth Vegas]

"From the heart of hell I stabbith thee!!!!!!" - Captain Ahab

[Tonin]

" do you know what top secret means?"
"Yes sir. It sthe kind of mission where you get medals and they send them to your relatives"
- Pearl Harbor

[Javen]

"None else in my gene pool runs like a girl" Dr. Evil, Goldmember

[Obi-Stu]

"We cannot cheat fate." - Data Star Trek :TNG in Times Arrow

[Darth Vegas]

"Well either choke me or cut my throat, make up your mind!" - Dr. McCoy to Kahn in Star Trek the original series, in "Space Seed"

[Obi-Stu]

"You Klingons never do anything small, do you..."

Riker to Worf Star Trek :Insurrection regarding the Gorge

[BL-17]

"I am a graduate of Starfleet Academy; I know many things." --Worf (The Darkness and the Light)

[Cloud]

"Sooth! Don't get thy panties in a wad. Else they betwixt themselves among yonder cheeks!" --Unknown from the old GS. Someone remind me who...it was either Bun or Frost.

[Darth Vegas]

"You have never experienced Shakespeare, until you've heard it read in the original Klingon." - Klingon Chancellor, Star Trek VI- The Undescovered Country

[BL-17]

"If I were human, I believe the correct response would be 'Go to Hell'." -- Spock's response to a Starfleet summons (Star Trek VI)

[Jedi D'oh]

Hi. I'm Troy McClure.-Phil Hartman on The Simpsons (RIP)

[Darth Vegas]

"You are no longer terds, you've graduated to maggots." - Major Payne

[Jedi D'oh]

FREEZE! Or I'll fill you full of.....little....yellow.....bolts.-John Chricton, Farscape

[Obidobi]

Boogie woogie woogie!

Porky´s II

[non compos mentis]

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"I believe in two things: discipline and the Bible. Here you'll receive both. Put your trust in the Lord; your ass belongs to me. Welcome to Shawshank." Tim Robbins as Andy Dufresne in 'The Shawshank Redemption' (1994)

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"Ernest Hemingway once wrote, The world is a fine place and worth fighting for. I agree with the second part." Morgan Freeman as William Somerset in 'Se7en' (1995)

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"There is no such thing as right and wrong, there's just popular opinion." Brad Pitt as Jeffrey Goines in 'Twelve Monkeys' (1995)

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"Despite what they say, mathematics is an art." Russel Crowe as John Nash in 'A Beautiful Mind' (2001)

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"It vexes me. I'm terribly vexed." Joaquin Phoenix as Commodus in 'Gladiator' (2000)

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"In three weeks I will be home harvesting my crops. Think of where you will be and it will be so." Russel Crowe as Maximus Decimus Meridius in 'Gladiator' (2000)

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[Darth Vegas]

"I can fly a plane, the problem is I can't land one!!!!" - Indiana Jones

[Darth Vegas]

What you think I didn't go to Sunday school? - Indina Jones

[Javen]

Bad times wake us up to the good times we weren't paying attention to

Good Will Hunting

[Darth Vegas]

"If you go down, I'm going with you." Kurt Russell in "Backdraft"

[Javen]

Doc:Billy, we're good, but this is getting ridiculous.

William H. Bonney: I like these odds... (Young Guns)

[Whisper]

"I once shot an elephant in my pajamas...how it got in my pajamas, I'll never know!"


"Military Intelligence is a contradiction in terms."

Groucho Marx

[Darth Vegas]

"I renounce God! From my death I shall arise, and with all the powers of darkness I will avenge hers. The blood is the life, and it shall be mine!" - Bram Stoker's Dracula

[Javen]

Garland Greene: Define irony: a bunch of idiots dancing around on a plane to a song made famous by a band that died in a plane crash.

Con Air

[Obidobi]

I can see that you have brought the swartz with you!
-Dark Helmet

[Darth Vegas]

"Well your gonna pay me or else, tell him Vinny."

"Or else Pizza, is gonna send out for you."

[Javen]

Ed McDonnough: You mean you busted out of jail.

Evelle: We released ourselves on our own recognizance.

Gale: What Evelle means to say is, we felt that the
institution no longer had anything to offer us.

Raising Arizona

[Darth Vegas]

"Number one, I order you to take a number two." Butthead as Captain Picard in "Beavis and Butthead"

[Jedi D'oh]

I AM CORNHOLIO!! I need teepee for my bunghole.

[Darth Whaler]

Sometimes I think the surest sign that life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us. - Calvin from the comic strip Calvin and Hobbes.

[Darth Vegas]

*bump

"I think we'll go with a little Bohemian Rahpsody gentlemen." - Wayne Campbell

[Rogue_0009]

Its hard to make predictions especialy about the future.

[Das_Funked]

“God gave men both a ***** and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time.”
-Robbie Williams

"I think that the film Clueless was very deep. I think it was deep in the way that it was very light. I think lightness has to come from a very deep place if it's true lightness."
- Alicia Silverstone, Actress

"It is white."
- George W. Bush, when asked what the White house was like by a student in East London

[non compos mentis]

"It vexes me. I'm terribly vexed." -Joaquin Phoenix as Commodus in 'Gladiator' (2000)

[Darth Vegas]

'O Kemantari, Eru hath spoken, saying: "Do then any of the Valar suppose that I did not hear all the Song, even the least sound of the least voice? Behold! When the Children awake, then the thought of Yavanna will awake also, and it will summon spirits from afar, and they will go among the kelvar and the olvar, and some will dwell therein, and be held in reverence, and their just anger shall be feared. For a time: while the firstborn are still in their power, and while their Secondborn are still young." But dost thou not now remember Kematari, that thy thought sang not always alone? Did not thy thought and mine meet also, so that we took wing together like great birds that soar above the clouds? That also shall come to be by the heed of Iluvatar, and before the children awake they shall go forth with wings like the wind the Eagles of the Lords of the West.'

- Manwe, The Silmarillion

[non compos mentis]

"Well then it's settled then. Our new website will be crime.org." Joe Mantegna as Fat Tony in the Simpsons (1988-?)

[Darth Vegas]

"Hey Mola Ram, prepare to meet Kali, in HELL!" - Indiana Jones

[Javen]

"That was...awwwsome, sorry about your car man" Chris Farley Tommy Boy

[Darth Vegas]

"Product or no, I will not bow to any sponsorer." - Wayne Campbell

[DarthFlip]

This is from the movie Commando

Arnie- Hey Sally! Remember when i told you i would kill you last?

Sally- That's right matrix, you did.

Arnie- I LIED!!!!

[Darth Vegas]

In Elvish Tengwar, that is the languade of Mordor, which shall be heard in every corner of the west!

"Ash Nazg Durbatuluk,
Ash Nazg Gimbatul...
Ash Nazg Thrakataluk,
Agh Burzum-Ishi Krimpatul!"

("One Ring to rule them all.
One Ring to find them,
One Ring to bring them all,
and in the Darkness bind them!")

[Javen]

"I ain't got time to bleed"

"You got time to duck"

Predator

[Darth Vegas]

"A phincter says what?"

[Javen]

I'm a cop, this is a badge and this is a real *******gun

Lethal Weapon 1

[Darth Vegas]

"My mother never breast fed me." - Loaded Weapon1

[Javen]

You understand the words that are coming out of my mouth!?

Rush Hour

[Darth Vegas]

"I like his attitude!" - XXX

[flo fett]

'That was unwanted physical contact!'-Donkey- Shrek

[Lord Laviathan]

''With great power comes great responsibility.'' - Ben Parker(Spiderman)

[flo fett]

'She smelled exactly like beef soup!'- Mike myers, So I married an axe murderer

[Darth Jay & Darth Bob]

yo not every womun will bring you lasania yo man that was from clerks good movie yo

[Lord Laviathan]

''Anybody want a peanut?'' Andre the Giant - The Princess Bride

[Lord Laviathan]

''My name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father prepare to die.'' Inigo Montoya- The Princess Bride

[flo fett]

'Pregnant man gives birth. That's a fact'-So I married an axe murderer

[Darth Vegas]

'What is that yur Borg friends say? "Resistance is futile?" '

-Shinzon, Star Trek Nemesis

[The Prism]

"Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things."

- George Carlin

[Darth Vegas]

"Everytime I think that you couldn't do some more stupid, you pull a little stunt like this.........and totally redeem yourself!!!"

- Dumb and Dumber

[Lord Laviathan]

''Stop looking at me Swan!'' Billy Madison

[The Prism]

"Comedy is funny, isn't it?"

- David Alan Grier

[Javen]

I didn't spend 6 years in evil medical school to be called Mr. thank you very much "

Austin Powers: The Spy who Shagged Me

[Darth Vegas]

"Who now has the strength to stand aginst Sauron and Saruman, and the union of the two towers!?"

[Javen]

Stupid fat, Hobbit

Gollum, TTT

[Lord Laviathan]

''Ohana, Ohana means family,family means no one gets left behind....or forgoten.'' Lilo and Stitch

[Darth Vegas]

"I am Darth Vader, an alien from the planet Vulcan!" - Marty Mcfly

[Javen]

Let me get this straight, you built a time machine....out of a delorean?

Back To The Future

[Darth Vegas]

"Nobody calls me chicken!!!"

[Javen]

Why don't do the world a favor ,and pull your lip up over your head and swallow.

Grump Old Men

[Darth Vegas]

"You better tuck that lip in, or it'll get caught on a trip-wire."

- Leiutenant Dan

[Javen]

Ripley: ..., Ash and Captain Dallas are dead. Cargo and ship destroyed. I should reach the frontier in about 6 weeks. With a little luck, the network will pick me up. This is Ripley - last survivor of The Nostromo - signing off.

[Tovor]

"He was spawned in the shallow end of the gene pool."

[QuigonWindu]

YOU GOT KNOCKED THE F**K OUT!!!- Smokey, Friday

[non compos mentis]

All we need is a voluntary, free-spirited, open-ended program of procreative racial deconstruction. Everybody just gotta keep ****in' everybody 'til they're all the same color.

-Bulworth (1998)

[QuigonWindu]

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[QuigonWindu]

<span style='color:purple'>I'm watching the most outrageous game show moments and there are a few quotes that will never forget.

On the Newlywed Show, from the 70's, the question was "Where was the weirdest place you ever made "whoopie"?" The woman's response was "In the butt".

On jeopardy, Alex Trebek was talking to a female contestant who said she was praying for snow on he wedding day. After a while she said "I didn't get any snow on my wedding day, but I got 8 inches on my honeymoon". style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif LMAO</span>

[non compos mentis]

Let me explain something to you. I am not Mr. Lebowski. You’re Mr. Mr. Lebowski. I’m the Dude. So, that’s what you call me. You know, that, or his dudeness, or duder, or el duderino, if you’re not into the whole brevity thing.

***

Saturday, Donny, is Shabes, the Jewish day of rest. That means: I don’t work. I don’t drive a car. I don’t ****ing ride in a car. I don’t handle money. I don’t turn on the oven. And, I sure as **** don’t ****ing roll!

***

Hey, careful, man, there's a beverage here!

***

Say what you will about the tenets of national socialism, but at least it's an ethos.

***

Mr. Treehorn treats objects like women.

***

The dude abides.

***

Donny, you're out of your element!

***

What do you do for recreation?
Oh, the usual. Bowl, drive around. The occasional acid flashback.

***

And let's also not forget--let's not forget, Dude--that keeping wildlife, an amphibious rodent, for uh, domestic, you know, within the city-- that isn't legal either.

***

Well...that's just like...your opinion man.

***

You might want to watch out that front window, Larry. Son, this is what happens when you **** a stranger in the ass! Little prick's stonewallin' me. This is what happens, Larry. (beats car with crow bar) This is what happens! This is what happens when you **** a stranger in the ass! Do you see what happens, Larry? Do you see what happens when you **** a stranger in the ass? This is what happens when you **** a stranger in the ass!

***

All above from:

The Big Lebowski (1998)

[Kit]

I just have to put this:

"Ich bin ein Berliner." John F. Kennedy said in Germany, to rally the people and show support. This killed the image of America for quite some time considering our president admitted to being a jelly filled doughnut.


*note: German is a very basic language and what he said can go the way he meant it to be. But that way is not nearly as funny.

[non compos mentis]

Axel Foley: Hey! Do you like rap music? (Pointing gun at Bad Guy's head)

Bad Guy: Yeah, I like rap music.

Axel Foley: You like rap music. Well turn around real slow then. I'm from the Rap Coalition of America. Take that gun off, throw it over there. Throw the gun over there. If you like Rap music so much how come you ain't smiling?

Bad Guy: I'm smiling

Axel Foley: Smile, smile real big. Now let's do a rap together. Yo Baby! Yo Baby! Yo!

Bady Guy: Yo Baby! Yo Baby! Yo!

Axel Foley: Say Auuuuu!

Bad Guy: Auuuuuu! (Axel Foley knocks Bad Guy out from behind)

-Beverly Hills Cop II

[eagleeye13]

life is a mystery to be lived; no a problem to be solved- Albert Einstein.