Star Wars Christmas Carrols:

[Darth Vegas]

You know the holiday season is just around the corner, thought I'd start this off early so we have em' ready for the holidays.


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Think of a Christmas song, give it a Star Wars twist, and write it down in your own fashion.


After someone posts their tune, the five judges and myself will judge them and decide rather they are good enough to go in the "book" (the top of the page).

Decision is based on the majority of the Judges vote.

If you win, I will place your tune on top of the page.

Judges, please pm me with your vote do not post them here, I don't want any clutter. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wink.gif

Judges (so far, beside myself)


1: Clara
2: AlanRJ
3: Jedi Master Shaft
4: Red Mirax
5: Luvinna

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[Handothrawn]

Darth Maul nipping at your nose

[Kafer]

Everybody knows a Gungan and the Ewoks
Annoy even dedicated SW Fans

[Darth Vegas]

Aright I'm changing this.


Please read the top.

And please edit your posts.

Sorry it had to be done, this way is much better!!!! style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wink.gif

[Darth Vegas]

Here's the first one judges.

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"May the Force be with you"


Verse 1

Qui-Gon roasting on an open fire

Darth Maul nipping at your nose

Annoying kids, in a Naboo choir will find it hard to sleep, tonight.


chorus

They know that Yoda's on his way.

He's loaded lots of clones of Jango on his sleigh.

And C-3P0 is out to spy, to see R2 really knows how to fly.


Verse 2

Everybody knows, gungans and ewoks,
annoy even the most dedicated fans.

Although it's been said, many times, many ways:

May the force be with you.</font></font>


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[Luvinna.]

Originally posted by Agent Bond A.KA. TK-007@Sep 15 2002, 07:12 AM
He's loaded lots of clonetroopers on his sleigh.
Hmm... I know I'm not a judge, but "clonetroopers" doesn't quite fit the music. How about:

He's loaded lots of clones of Jango on his sleigh.

[Darth Vegas]

Yeah your right, it's a sylallble short. I will make that change, thanks for the suggestion.

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Alright are Judging booth is full, Judge away almighty Judges, Judge away!!!!!!!!! style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/thumbsup.gif


The rules have changed yet again, go ahead and post your tunes, the Judges will PM me with their votes. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif

[Kafer]

Sand Planet

Sung to the tune of White Christmas


I'm dreaming of a Sand Planet
Just like the one I used to know
Where the smugglers gather
And talk of danger
And try to kill an innocent farm boy

Oh

I'm dreaming of a Sand Planet
With every Imperialist I kill
May your days be peaceful and bright
And may the Force be with you...always

[Kafer]

Get those votes going! style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif I think I've given 007 a run for his/her money

[Darth Vegas]

What you gonna do when the wrath of TK-007 comes down on you!!!!!!!!!!!! style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/evil.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif

[Kafer]

Um......step a side and let it tumble down the stairs?

[Darth Vegas]

Hello, where is everybody?

[Darth Vegas]

You guys are slow, so I'm posting something;.

<font style='width=80%; filter:glow(color=green)'><font style='width=80%; filter:shadow(color=red)'>"Away in an escape pod"</font></font>

to the tune of "Away in a manger"


<font style='width=80%; filter:glow(color=red)'><font style='width=80%; filter:shadow(color=green)'>Away in an escape pod, leaving their ship.

C-3PO and R2 crashed in the sand.

They were found by Jawas, and bought by the Lars'

Who need their help on their moisture farm.

R2 had a message, a mission to complete

Luke and 3PO found him, but Tuskens attacked

Ben saved the young boy, along with the droids

Soon they all left for Alderaan with Chewie and Han............
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I shall add more.


Don't be afraid to do your own versions of these same songs, we'll all probably do several versions of them.

[Luvinna.]

This is a collaborative effort on the part of myself and Luuke, with some help from a friend. Enjoy!

<font style='width=80%; filter:shadow(color=green)'><font style='width=80%; filter:glow(color=red)'>The 12 Days of Star Wars

On the __ day of Star Wars, (a Jedi/a Sith Lord/the Empire/the Republic) gave to me ...

R2-D2 in an X-wing
Two Death Stars
Three mynocks
Four Sith Lords
Five Padawans
Six episodes
Seven smugglers smuggling
Eight 'sabers glowing
Nine Hutts a'gambling
Ten Bounty hunters
Eleven planets spinning
Twelve Jedi Masters</font></font>

[Jacen Solo]

Hey Luvinna ... was it that same "friend" who was told she is forbidden to hang out with us because she's started to quote Star Wars? style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/hehe.gif

CADBAIT!!

[Darth Vegas]

Nice tune Luuke and Luvinna.


Aren't we judging this competition?

[Clara]

I'm judging, and I've already got a favourite. When does the judging close by the way?

[Darth Vegas]

It doesn't, you judge each song, and if it's good enough it goes to the top, if it's not it get's deleted.

There will probably be several versions of the same song when it is all done.

[Darth Vegas]

It will be over probably about a week or two before Christmas, so that everyone who wants to do some Star Wars Christmas Carroling has the tunes right here for them to pick from.

[Luvinna.]

Originally posted by Agent Bond A.K.A. TK-007@Oct 5 2002, 12:49 AM
Nice tune Luuke and Luvinna.


Aren't we judging this competition?
Well, no one else seems to be posting any SW Christmas carols. Put it under Luuke's name if you want, and I'll abstain from judging that one. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wink.gif

Luuke - yes, it is the same friend who's not supposed to hang out with us anymore. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif

[Jacen Solo]

I figured as much! style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/thumbsup.gif

[Jacen Solo]

Hey Bond, it's Christmas season!!

Does anyone else have any carols?

[James]

Once on a sand planet, stood a shabby slave hovel,
Where a mother had a baby, but there was no father
Shmi was that mother mild, Anakin Skywalker her little child.

[James]

Once on a sand planet
stood a shabby slave hovel,
Where a mother laid her baby
In a podrace for a bed
Shmi was that mother mild
Anakin Skywalker her little child.

[Darth Vegas]

The contest didn't go as well as I thought it would, oh well, here's a tune originally posted in Star Wars the musical.

Silent Night classic trilogy edition:

Silent night, holy night. Tatooines suns, glare above.
Luke Skywalker's destiny unfolds. Obi-Wan has rescued him. From Tusken Raiders. From Tusken Raiders.

Silent night, holy night. There is no noise in space.
The Death Star has reached Alderaan. Millions of vioces were silenced. There is a disturbance in the force. Disturbance in the force.

Silent night, holy night. That's no moon, that's a spacestation. A fighter that small couldn't have gotten in deep space alone. They've activated a tractor beam.
They're pulling us in. They're pulling us in.

Spacestation, is so huge. Rebels quake at the sight.
They must manuever down the trench. Launch their torpedos in the vent. It's impossible, It's impossible.

Battle, of Yavin IV. Luke is making his final run. Darth Vader is piloting a tie. Han and Chewie to the rescue. You are clear kid. Blow this thing and go home.

ESB:

Silent night, holy night. Not a creature within sight. Meteor hit the ground. Luke is going to check it out. Wampa, sneaks from behind. Wampa sneaks from behind.

Silent night, holy night. Imperial Walkers within sight. Blasters have no effect. Tow cables should do the job. Walkers fall in the snow. Walkers fall in the snow.

No lightspeed, ship won't take off. Vader and troopers approach. Goldenrod is laging behind. He is the last to board. Ship blasts into space, ship blasts into space.

Silent night, holy night. Dagobah really sucks.
Luke's X-Wing crashed in the swamp. Yoda had to get it out. That is why you fail. That is why you fail.

Silent night, holy night. Bespins far, but we can make it.
Boba Fett follows the Falcon. Vader is contacted.
He set up a trap, he set up a trap.

Carbon freeze. Han survived. He should be well preserved. Bounty Hunter takes him to Jabba the Hutt. Luke falls into the trap. I am your father. I am your father.