Survey: Worst Movies

[Javen]

There has been a thread on favorite Movies.
What is the worst Movies you have ever seen?

Heres a few of my most hated

Battlefield Earth
Anaconda
Ace Ventura
The Crow:City of Angels
The Scorpion King

Well thatsa few from me there is many more, let me see yours.

[Darth Drew]

X-men style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wacko.gif

[Darth Arraics]

Dumb & Dumber

[Rob]

Titanic
Pearl Harbor
Batman 2-4
Superman 3-4

I could sit here and list movies for days. Those are the top 7.

Titanic and Pearl Harbor could have been great historical flicks, but they were infected by a love story.

no comments for the others, they just reaked.

[Aayla]

Originally posted by Darth Drew@Sep 6 2002, 07:29 PM
X-men :crazy:
Hey, I liked it!
But worst movie... Well, "Armageddon" was totally pontless and stupid: another "end of the world" movie. "Independence Day" was dumb too.

[Luvinna.]

The Land of Faraway. If you've never seen it, don't.

[BL-17]

How High
The Fast and the Furious
Titanic and Pearl Harbor

Those are all I can really think of... and they pretty much do suck, in my opinion. Especially that "How High" piece of garbage. It's an insult to the entire film industry.

[STar war spUNK]

home fries

that movie with drew berrymoore. it was real stupid

[Darth Vegas]

Yeah Battlefield Earth, that movie was terrible. And to think I sat through it all the way. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/unhappy.gif


Their's "They Live" with Rowdy Rody Piper, that was awful, I recently watched a movie called "Craw: The Sea Monster" only to do a sort of Mystery Science theater thing, and it was beyond the ability to make fun of, it went all the way into the absolutely retarded.


Titanic, well despite fag-boy Leo, I thought it was great, James Cameron is a genius, he's right up there with Spielberg and Lucas in my book, especially for T2 and The Abyss.

Pearl Harbor wasn't all that bad, ILM did a great job on the effects, though I hate Ben Affleck, Armageddon was pretty cool, perfect role for Bruce Willis.

Dumb and Dumber is by far one of my favorite comedies, funny. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif

The Scorpion King, well it was better than Spiderman, I hated that movie, it sucked big time.

X-Men was a great superhero flick. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/thumbsup.gif

Anaconda, I wasn't dumb enough to watch it.

Anybody see the latest Highlander flick? That was stupid.

For the most part, I usually do not go to movies, unless I know I'm gonna like it.


Here's my list of the worst movies of all time:

1. All the Godzilla movies

2. Battlefield Earth

3. Craw

4. The "Planet of the Apes" sequels

5. They Live

6. Colateral Damage, that movie was so bad, I feel sorry for Arnold. He just picked the wrong movie to do.

7. What Dreams May Come

8. Superman 3

9. The Omega Code 1&2

10. Spiderman, just when I thought George Clooney as Batman was a bad idea, they go and pull this. Standing in line for this movie opening day, I was just amazed at how many of the kids in line to see it were talking about nothing but Star Wars, even during the movie!!!!!!!

[Darth Drew]

Hey, I liked it!
But worst movie... Well, "Armageddon" was totally pontless and stupid: another "end of the world" movie. "Independence Day" was dumb too.
Hey how can you like X-men And then hate Armegedon and Independance day????? i don't get it.

[Kit]

The worst movie I've ever seen was that remake of Planet of the Apes. That's really the only thing that comes to my mind in the line of bad movies.

Pearl Harbor (which I've seen) and Titanic (which I haven't seen, and don't really plan to) were okay movies. Pearl Harbor is less "mushy" (I guess you could say) than Titanic from what I've heard. And you know, it was an all right movie. But I find it just horrendous that directors/writers think that such interesting things like the Titanic and Pearl Harbor need to be mixed with a love story. It's kind of insulting, I think. It's like someone making a movie about September 11th and having a story mixed in there about a man who worked at the WTC and the night before he met the woman of his life and all that crap.

[Darth Drew]

All of those movies are bad style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wacko.gif

[Queen 'Onna]

Pearl Harbor has to be the worst ever.I did not even see all of the movie.

[Obidobi]

The worst movie I ever watched was so bad that I don´t even remember the title.
It was made in the 80´s sometime. It was about a monster that lived in a closet.
The only way to kill it , was to destroy all closet´s in the hole wide world. I remember I thought: Is this possible?

It was so stupid that I just had to laugh my brain out when it was finished.

[Darth Drew]

That sounds pretty dumb

[BL-17]

I remember that one, obidobi. I once saw it on Sven Goolie. It was simply titled "Monster in the Closet".

[Obidobi]

Originally posted by BL-17@Sep 7 2002, 12:11 AM
I remember that one, obidobi. I once saw it on Sven Goolie. It was simply titled "Monster in the Closet".
In Norwegian it was called "Skapulf".

Another "Nightmare movie" was about a monster in a basket.
It was a ugly head with arms that lived in a basket with his brother/ twin.

It was the same!! Bad bader badest!!!!!! :0

[Tovor]

Jaws 4, and Deep Rising were the worst films I've seen.

[JediKeri.]

Kate & Leopold style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wacko.gif Lets just say my mom bought the movie becuase she thought it'd be a good "chick flick". Boy was she wrong.

Although I did like Pearl Harbor it was Good.

[Justin]

Kit, how can you say "Titanic" is an ok movie when you haven't seen it??

I thought "Titanic" was actually pretty good after the first two hours, lol. The part where the ship sinks is incredible.

All "Highlander" movies after the first one (which is one of the coolest movies ever made) are absolute aberrations, and every copy of each of them should be pulverized and thrown in a molten pit.

"Spawn", "Mortal Kombat 2", the "Invaders from Mars" remake (I haven't seen the original, it's probably bad too) are movies that I wish I hadn't taken the time out of my life to see. There are a billion others.

[catwmnjedi]

Oh Justin, I have to agree with you on Spawn. Totally sux.

I rarely walk out of a movie or stop the VCR/DVD... I'll usually torture myself. I never made it all the way through Tank Girl, so that has to be the worst I've ever seen.

Others of note:
Independence Day
Spaceballs (I know... alot of ppl like it, but I can't stand it)
Deep Blue Sea
Anaconda
Any Jaws movie after #2
Any Alien movie after Aliens
Any Batman movie after #2
The Lost World (Jurassic Park #2) - oh, that sucked.

Fag-boy Leo? LOL Smeg... I can't stand him either. Otherwise Titanic was fine, but I never rated it as one of my top 10.

[Darth Whaler]

Originally posted by Aayla@Sep 6 2002, 08:16 PM
But worst movie... Well, "Armageddon" was totally pontless and stupid:
Noooooo!!!!!! Armageddon's my favorite movie ever besides the Star Wars movies.

Anyway, some of the worst movies ever, in no particular order:

1. Python, starring Starship Trooper's Casper Van Dien
2. Alien 3 (not exactly a bad movie, just an absolutely terrible sequel that I feel ruined the series)
3. Mission to Mars
4. City of Angels
5. Rollerball
6. Batman & Robin
7. Shark Attack

[Aayla]

Originally posted by Darth Drew@Sep 6 2002, 10:14 PM
Hey how can you like X-men And then hate Armegedon and Independance day????? i don't get it.
I just didn't like Armageddon and Independence Day. Armageddon seemed to me like Independence Day II. No offence.
Oh, and then I hate Titanic and Godzilla.

[Jedi Master Shaft]

I completely agree with Aalya, except that I like Titanic.


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[Brian]

Originally posted by Darth Whaler@Sep 6 2002, 11:56 PM
Noooooo!!!!!! Armageddon's my favorite movie ever besides the Star Wars movies.
I TOTALLY AGREE!!!

[Aurra Sing]

Shark Attack...lol awful movie..uh..let's see...these are dumb movies I have seen from my sister...her and her ...ugh

Say it Isn't So
Home Fries
Not Another Teen Movie

[bodhisattva yoda]

how come nobody likes alien three? i think it's the best of the series and one of my favorite movies. why don't people like it? because there aren't any guns? because there's only one alien? because riply dies? people that think alien 3 is the worst of the series are probably the same people that think return of the jedi is the best star wars film.

[AlanRJ]

The Doors

and

Joe Versus The Volcano

Have to be one of the few movies that I have practically slept through in the movies.

[RollaFett]

Here's a few...

1. Jurrasic Park III
2. Batman and Robin
3. The English Patient

[Kafer]

Collateral Damage - We turned it off half way through.
Jurassic Park III - Oh dear lord what was Willima H Macey thinking
Um....Something from the early 90's with Steven Segal, one of those you've killed my brother/cousin/room mate from college and now I must kill you. We walked out 20 minutes into it. Don't remember the name.
Pure Country
Time Machine - the 2002 version. I'd love my two hours back
Ice Age

I know there are more. I'll be back.

[Darth Drew]

You could say Time Machine stinks all the time! Get it? no you probely did'nt

[Jamielee]

The only really bad one I can think of right now is Little Nicky, it was entirely pointless and really sucked

[Kit]

Justin,
By okay, I wasn't really bad-mouthing Titanic, but I wasn't really praising it. I was mostly remaining neutral on that vote.

Little Nicky, I didn't see, and most likely never will from all that the previews showed.

Mortal Combat (both) were horrible, no point what-so-ever.

And the ALL the Jurassic Park movies are horrible compared to the books! The only one that came to any good was the first. Granted, I love the special effects in all of those movies.

[Dark Helmet]

Everything made this millenium, especially:

[Kit]

Amen! The Best were made before 1995, I know of nothing past that date that was remotely considered the best.

That's just me though....

[Justin]

So Vader...you didn't like "A Beautiful Mind" or "Lord of the Rings"? And those were just in the last year. I'm sure there are other good movies that were made in this millenium as well.

[Justin]

How about "Gladiator"? That was made after 1995, and it's a great film...I'm sure there are quite a few good movies that were made recently...you really shouldn't make huge blanket statements.

[Javen]

SuperTroopers did suck it reminded me of Half Baked now that was a bad movie...

[Darth Darthy]

Erm, nobody's mentioned "DUDE, WHERE'S MY CAR" yet. That's really quite poor, I do believe.

[RollaFett]

Kit- I agree with your overall assesment Jurassic Park points.

Justin- While I don't think that "A Beautiful Mind" sucked, I must say that it might have been one of the most overrated movies of all time.

Another movie I absolutely must add is "Novocaine". It was a 2001 release, it starred Steve Martin (Inexplicably!), and Helen Bothom Carter, and was just awful!

[Trilogist]

I actually liked JP3. I realize it's basically "Honey, I Shrunk the Kids" converted into a dinosaur movie, but it was entertaining. I just have problems with the ending.

Worst movies:

1. The Jaws sequels
2. Friday the 13th sequels
3. Star Trek 5
4. The Flinstones
5. Starship Troopers
6. Speed 2

Notice most of the movies on my list as well as the others are sequels.

[Javen]

I remembered a really bad one, in fact it was on Comedy Central today.

Dragnet

[Darth Vegas]

There were a alot of great movies just this year Mr. Vader, some I would definately put at the top of 100 all time greatest. This definately the best decade for movies ever, or it at least soon will be.

just this year:
Minority Report
Signs
AOTC :dunce:
Black Hawk Down
The Bourne Identity
XXX


The up and coming, and guarenteed to be some of the coolest movies ever:
The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers, and The Return of the King
Star Trek: Nemesis, it is about time for a new trekkie movie
Solaris, what can I say it a James Cameron film.
T3
X-Men 2
The Matrix Reloaded and Revolutions
STAR WARS: EPISODE III


The past couple of years:
THE MATRIX
The Fellowship of the Ring
Gladiator
The Cell, yeah I know it was kinda freaky but it was cool.
The Majestic, who would have thought Jim Carrey can really act.
X-Men
The One
A.I.
Meet the Parents
I know there was alot more, I just can't think of them right now.

Yeah there might have been some really bad movies these last couple of years, but the good ones have more than outwheighed them.

Star Wars, Star Trek, and Lord of the Rings, all in one year!!!!!!! This is definately a great year at the movies. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/thumbsup.gif

[tunafishgirl]

Mars Attacks. what a terrible, terrible movie!!!

it wins my vote for worst movie ever!!!

[Aayla]

Originally posted by tunafishgirl@Sep 9 2002, 04:13 PM
Mars Attacks.
I thought, it was kind of cool. I mean, you have to be very very crazy, to think up such a freaky story.

[bodhisattva yoda]

XXX looks terrible. thinking about it makes me nauseous.

[Justin]

I think you have to be in the right mindset to enjoy 'Mars Attacks.' It also helps if you know a little about the trading card series it was based on. Anyway, I loved it, lol.

[Jedi Master Shaft]

Mars Attacks ! is one of Tim Burton's best movies !!!! It's a fantastic film with great storyline and very, very funny characters !!!!!! How can you say it was terrible !!!!!!!!!


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[tunafishgirl]

Originally posted by Jedi Master Shaft@Sep 9 2002, 01:46 PM
Mars Attacks ! is one of Tim Burton's best movies !!!! It's a fantastic film with great storyline and very, very funny characters !!!!!! How can you say it was terrible !!!!!!!!!


i hated it. i was trapped in a little room watching it at college and all i wanted to do was escape, but i couldn't. it was the worst movie and movie-watching expericene ever!!!

just my opinion...

[Jedi Master Shaft]

We certainly not have the same sense of humor... style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wink.gif

But I read somewhere that Americans hated this movie, is that true ? Because french loved it. Strange. ???


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[Kit]

I must amend my previous post, there were some very good movies out in the new millennium, but I still wouldn't classify them as the best...

[Rebel Astromech Droid]

What kind of ...wha...ah...what dont.... like godzilla and the remake of planet of the apes what kind of ...... people don't like those they are like near the top of my list.

Personally when I was quite a few years younger I watched the Labyrinth and I have to say that was the worst movie I've ever seen.

[bodhisattva yoda]

the labyrinth rocks. jim henson is god.

[Rinc]

I haven't seen many movies i completely hated but two i can remember off the top of my head are Spiceworld and Pokemon (i took my little sister to see it).

[DanielSkywalker]

These following movies just plain suck:

Unbreakable
Rocky Horror Picture Show
Dick
Batman and Robin
House on Haunted Hill (1999)
A.I.
The Sixth Day
Hart's War
The Mummy Returns
And any Steven Seagal movie

...I know there's more

[Rinc]

I forgot about Batman and Robin - that was completely crap.

Steven Seagal movies are good for a laugh though.

[Darth Vegas]

Originally posted by DanielSkywalker@Sep 10 2002, 09:40 PM
These following movies just plain suck:

Unbreakable
Rocky Horror Picture Show
Dick
Batman and Robin
House on Haunted Hill (1999)
A.I.
The Sixth Day
Hart's War
The Mummy Returns
And any Steven Seagal movie

...I know there's more
I rather enjoyed Unbreakable, The Sixth Day, AI, and Harts War, those were all pretty good I think, the rest on your list are pretty stupid.

But you know what really sucked? DEEP BLUE SEA!!!!!!!!!

[Darth Vegas]

Originally posted by Jedi Master Shaft@Sep 9 2002, 05:58 PM
We certainly not have the same sense of humor... style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wink.gif

But I read somewhere that Americans hated this movie, is that true ? Because french loved it. Strange. ???


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I'm American, I loved it. Very funny.


I've seen almost all of Tim Burtons films, and there's not one of them I haven't liked. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/thumbsup.gif

[bodhisattva yoda]

i liked a.i. and unbreakable a lot. unbreakable, i thought, was much better than the over-hyped sixth sense.

[Rinc]

I liked Unbreakable as well but didn't think it was as good as Sixth Sense.

[Master Jason]

All the Star Trek's after 6 sucked and 5 did, too. Godzilla, Congo, Zoolander. All sucked.

[Mann]

Rollerball is the worst movie ever made.

Hey! Star Trek First Contact ruled! And Deep blue Sea was fun, only because of LL Cool J and the music was great!

[Master Jason]

If you want to see a GOOD movie with sharks in it, watch Jaws. ST: TNG was ok as a show, but those characters in the movies were horrible.

[Kafer]

I don't think the ST:TNG Characters sucked on the big screen. I think the actors playing some of them sucked on the big screen. DeAnna Troi. Needs to stick with TV. Riker - Needs some more acting lessons before being on big screen again. Picard, Worf, Data even LaForge were good on the big screen.

Here is yet another American who loved Mars Attacks! And I had no idea there was a trading card game before it. To say you don't like Mars Attacks is like saying you don't like the Princess Bride.

[James]

Movies I hated:

I saw one in 1994 maybe 95, called Getting Even with Dad. It was so terrible I just pretended I felt sick so we could get out!!

Some other pretty bad ones:

Pokémon
Teaching Mrs Tingle
AI
Miss Congeniality
Bring it On
Big Momma's house

[DanielSkywalker]

Originally posted by Kafer@Sep 12 2002, 09:36 PM
To say you don't like Mars Attacks is like saying you don't like the Princess Bride.
Right on, I love both those movies.

[QuigonWindu]

Titanic it was pointless.

[DanielSkywalker]

Tomb Raider

[Padme]

These are the movies that I hate:

1.)Pay It Forward

2.)Planet of the Apes

3.)Driven

4.)Bring it On

5.)And any thing with Kevin Costner!

[DanielSkywalker]

Originally posted by Padme@Sep 14 2002, 11:39 PM
5.)And any thing with Kevin Costner![/color]
What? I can understand not liking some of the films that Costner has starred in, but have you seen any of these?

The Untouchables
Dances With Wolves
J.F.K.
The War
Field of Dreams
Silverado
Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves

All of these films are GREAT!!!!

[DanielSkywalker]

OK, here's some more super lame movies:

Thirteen Ghosts (2002)
Grease
The Ninth Gate
Jurassic Park III
Saturday Night Fever
The Pledge
John Carpenter's The Fog
Empire Records
Starship Troopers
Bless The Child
Little Shop of Horrors
Nightmare on Elm Street

[DblDwn]

Don't forget the other great baseball movie Kevin Costner was in besides Field of Dreams: Bull Durham.

By far, hands down, no doubt in my mind, the worst movie I have ever seen is Toys with Robin Williams, LL Cool J, and some other people that fell into Hollywood obscurity.

[Winston_Sith]

Winston's list of the worst movies ever (in no particular order):

Jurrasic Park II
The Godfather III
Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring (too long, too much ******* bad hair and not nearly enough ***-**** Golem!)
The Matrix (A.K.A. "Dark City II" and/or "Dark City Redux")
Beverly Hills Cop I-XIV (is that even a number?)
Grease I & II
Michael
Powder
Rocky IV
Glitter
North and South (not a movie, but a series of tv mini-series)
Me, Myself & Irene

That's all I can think of... for now.

[Darth Vegas]

Originally posted by Winston_Sith@Sep 15 2002, 04:51 PM
Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring (too long, too much ******* bad hair and not nearly enough ***-**** Golem!)

Have you even read the book?

If they had made it direct from the book interpretation, it would have had to have been cut into a very long series.

Oh, and it's spelled Gollum, and his real name is Smeagol, and he killed his brother to get the ring, and he's really a hobbit..............

Yeah I agree not enough Gollum, but it was the length it had to be, optherwise they would have had to cut alomost everything from the book. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/blush.gif

[tunafishgirl]

Originally posted by DanielSkywalker@Sep 13 2002, 12:34 PM
To say you don't like Mars Attacks is like saying you don't like the Princess Bride.
i'm the original person who said they hated mars attacks. and it's true. i hate the princess bride, too.

also, moulin rouge--horrible, horrible movie. the set design and cinematography were great, but the movie was terrible!

[Kit]

Winston, I'm gonna have to agree with you on Grease (both of them)....

But a few movies that do classify as horrible and have yet to be mentioned here:
-The Cable Guy
-Moonwalker
-James and the Giant Peach (still remember seeing that God-offal movie, and I saw it more than six years ago!)

[Winston_Sith]

Originally posted by Agent Bond A.KA. TK-007@Sep 16 2002, 12:53 PM
Have you even read the book?
No. So sue me. I'm Star Wars all the way. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif


If they had made it direct from the book interpretation, it would have had to have been cut into a very long series.

And it probably would STILL have a terribly disappointing ending.


Oh, and it's spelled Gollum, and his real name is Smeagol, and he killed his brother to get the ring, and he's really a hobbit..............

Blah, blah, blah... whatever.
As it turns out, I actually did read THAT part of the book. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/blush.gif


Yeah I agree not enough Gollum, but it was the length it had to be, optherwise they would have had to cut alomost everything from the book. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/blush.gif

I thought they already did.

[DanielSkywalker]

Originally posted by tunafishgirl@Sep 16 2002, 06:26 PM
i hate the princess bride, too.


Wow, I'm speechless. You are the first person I've ever encountered who didn't like The Princess Bride.

[Winston_Sith]

Originally posted by Agent Bond A.KA. TK-007@Sep 16 2002, 12:53 PM
Oh, and it's spelled Gollum, and his real name is Smeagol, and he killed his brother to get the ring, and he's really a hobbit..............
WHICH, btw, they neglected to mention in the movie...

I can see your point, though... it would have been 10 hrs instead of the almost unbearable 3... but I'm thinkin' he's gonna have a larger role in the next one, so, at least some background on him would have been cool, huh?

By the way, when Gandalf says "He's given you Bag End," I was like OK, I know what Bag End is, but they didn't even introduce it as such, and it's kind of out of place. Don't you think?

[James]

Moulin Rouge really sux. and it's got Ewan Mcgregor from TPM and ATOC...

Here's a really bad one: Riding in cars with boys style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wacko.gif

[DblDwn]

To Winston: The original Beverly Hills Cop is a classic, the second is watchable and the third one sucked. But the original is one of Eddie's best movies.

I also liked Mars Attacks. It's not because of the story or the SFX because it is obviously something of a parody of 40's-50's alien invaders movies, but it is because of the performances. Can anyone honestly say that Jack is not awesome in both roles he is in, especially as the President? Don't forget it also starred a young Natalie Portman as the daughter of the First Family.

C'mon now, there are actually people that didn't like The Princess Bride? That is one of the best, if not the best, fairy tale movies of all time.

The original Grease is also a good movie. One of the best musicals of all time.

Executive Decision was a good Steven Segal movie only because he died in the first 15 minutes and then it became a Kurt Russell movie.

Here are some more awful movies:

Stone Cold with Brian Bosworth
Over The Top with Stallone
Mercury Rising with Bruce Willis
Richie Rich with Macaulay Culkin
Why was Caddyshack 2 made?
What the hell was Speed 2 supposed to be anyway?
Any Police Academy after the original
Anything with Chuck Norris
Anything with Dolph Lundgren

[Darth Vegas]

Yeah the movie wasn't absolutely perfect Winston Sith, it had its lfaws. But it's defineately not one of the worst movies of all time.

It was nominated for 14 oscars, more then any other film. But the they did change alot from the book, they had to edit the story for length, but in the long run, it seems they took out some rather improtant parts.

It's a great movie, buit the book is way better.

Hey Dbldwn, I still like "Masters of the Universe" with Dolph Lungdren, it was one of my favorites growing up.
The first universal soldier wasn't half bad either.

[Martini]

any movie that is a remake sucks. end of story

[Darth Vegas]

Not neccessarily, there have been some good ones.

I just can't think of any. :dunce:

[DanielSkywalker]

How about the 1978 version of Invasion of the Body Snatchers; it's one of my favourite films and it is way better than the original. The Psycho remake wasn't that bad either; the original is WAY better, but I enjoyed watching the remake too.

Dbldwn, I agree with you in every respect except for the whole Grease thing style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wink.gif. Jack Nicholson is a great actor and he did an AWESOME job in Mars Attacks.

[Darth Vegas]

Yes and so did Natalie Portman (Jack's daughter in the movie), Peirce Brosnan, Martin Short..............

[Javen]

Caddyshack II plain horrible

[Winston_Sith]

OMG!!!

I hate that movie that was on cable tonight: 100 Girls.

Strangely, I liked it better than What Women Want, though... style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif

[Martini]

eh, i think i like most movie cause im a movie freak. cant really think of anything that is that bad to watch. ill see anything but musicals or girly girl movies

[DblDwn]

Originally posted by Martini@Sep 17 2002, 04:14 PM
any movie that is a remake sucks. end of story
The remake of Ocean's Eleven is not only way better than the original, but also a really good movie.

I forgot about Masters of the Universe. That was a good movie when I was a kid because the cartoon was one of the best. So I guess there was one good Dolph Lundgren movie.

Does anyone else wish that they would make a live action GI Joe movie. That would be the coolest.

[vodo]

I hate hate all the power rangers movies god I watched them when I was 10 and I tought they were bad actors

[Darth Vegas]

I don't think it's fair to name childrens movies.

But, hey I could have told you those movies would suck, just by the title of the movie. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif


It seems like most movies mentioned on this thread are sequels.

[Martini]

yea i use to love Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, but if you watch those movies now....their really cheesy, corny and crappy. but the concept is classic. thats why John Woo is planning on doing an all CGI version of the TMNT, the way they were suppose to originally look. all tuff and badass looking, and not the pizza eating fools that talked like surfers

another bad movie....well somewhat is Alien Ressurection. they should have just left that trilogy alone. it was fine as it was. i wonder if they will do a 5th film. heard they might

[RollaFett]

Someone mentioned "Congo" earlier, thank you for reminding me how awful that movie was! It's only saving grace was that Laura Linney's carrer started to develop afterwards. What a great actress.

Also, some people were bashing "Deep Blue Sea". While I'll admit that it's no great step forward in cinema, I'll point out that it's not supposed to be. I really enjoyed that movie because I didn't take it seriously. Hell, you're not supposed to! Just watch Sam Jackson's death scene and you'll see how serious the movie takes itself.

"James and the Giant Peach" was also mentioned earlier. Absolutely horrible! I believe it came out only a year or 2 after the masterful "Nightmare before Christmas" (Tim Burton's finest hour, I must say) and it pales in comparison.

Why do so many people hate "Unbreakable"? I thought it was outstanding! Remember, it's not "The Sixth Sense"!

Some other horrendus films:

"Commando"
"Conan the Destroyer"
"Jaws 3-D"
"Jaws 4: The Revenge"
"Teen Wolf"

[DblDwn]

Growing up playing basketball Teen Wolf was one of my favorite movies. Of course it isn't great, but it certainly is't awful.

I agree with Jaws 3 & 4. As great as the first one is and as decent as the second one is I can't believe they could make two cheesy @$$ movies and expect to pass them off as anywhere near the originals.

[vodo]

lets face it most sequals suck very badly + any film with tom cruise or the other guy married to jennifer an well you know who in

[Winston_Sith]

Originally posted by DblDwn@Sep 17 2002, 04:05 PM
C'mon now, there are actually people that didn't like The Princess Bride? That is one of the best, if not the best, fairy tale movies of all time.
That may or may not be true, BUT the friends I used to have totally overdid it with quoting the entire movie until I got so sick of it and wanted to jump off a cliff.

[Darth Vegas]

Originally posted by vodo bass@Sep 19 2002, 10:53 AM
lets face it most sequals suck very badly + any film with tom cruise and the other guy married to Jennifer
I'll give you a break, you're only what 14?

Most of Tom Cruise's movies are good, he is an excellent actor, observe:

Top Gun

Born on the Fourth of July

Legend

Mission Impossible

Interview with the Vampire

Minority Report

Vannila Sky, it was freaky wierd, but it was good.

Oh and that other guy you were talking about Brad Pitt, well there's:

Interview with the Vampire

The Devil's own

The River runs through it

Legends of the Fall

Seven years in Tibet

Fight Club

Seven

They have both made some pretty darn good movies. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wink.gif

[Darth Vegas]

Originally posted by Martini@Sep 19 2002, 05:28 AM
yea i use to love Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
You said you were 28. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wacko.gif

[Martini]

when did i ever say i was 28?

[Darth Vegas]

A few places. You said it on the old ultimate Edition thread, and few other places.

[bodhisattva yoda]

the first ninja turtles movie is classic, i think. i don't like john woo as a director... i'm afraid of what he's going to do with the turtles...

brad pitt was also excellent in 12 monkeys and snatch.

[Mann]

umm, Legend I would characterize as a Tom Cruise downfall, as well as Mission Impossible and Interview with the Vampire. He made three movies that were good for him: Risky Business, A Few Good Men, and Jerry Maguire.

Pitt btw has no talent. just a Pretty face.

[DanielSkywalker]

Originally posted by Mann@Sep 22 2002, 02:36 AM
Pitt btw has no talent. just a Pretty face.
Wow, what did you say? Have you seen 12 Monkeys, Seven, Snatch, or FIGHT CLUB? If you wanna' say that Pitt has no talent, you just might as well go ahead and say that Jack Nicholson, Ed Norton, and Kevin Spacey are horrible actors too.

[DblDwn]

Not all sequels suck

There's:

The Godfather II
Temple of Doom & Last Crusade
Jaws 2
T2
Most of the James Bond movies
Silence of the Lambs was technically a sequel of Manhunter

Just to name a few

I agree with you DS that Brad Pitt was pretty good in Se7en, Snatch, 12 Monkeys and Fight Club.

Everyone forgets that Tom Cruise was pretty solid in Taps, his first film, back in the day.

[Mann]

Let's see:

Seven was not Brad Pitt's movie. It was Morgan Freeman's all the way. 12 monkeys only had Pitts perfromance, but other than that is the movie that good? Snatch was okay, I can't buy Pitt in the role though, he was too bizarre. And Fight Club was all about Edward Norton and Helena Boham Carter.

[DanielSkywalker]

Well, I guess we'll have to just agree to disagree; I think he is a talented actor; I thought he was bad arse in Fight Club (as well as the rest of the films I listed). And, oh yeah, did you not like 12 Monkeys? The first time I saw it, I just about pissed myself; I've seen it like 10 times now because I made all of my friends watch it. Terry Gillium is a genius.

[RollaFett]

DblDwn- While I won't go as far as putting in my worst movies compilation, I must say that "Temple Of Doom" pretty much sucked. Especially when compared to the other two in the trilogy.
Also, I may have been a little harsh on "Teen Wolf". I can recall laughing back in the day. :look:

[Mann]

If an Actor is bad ass, does that make him good?

Let's see Sly Stallone is bad ass in Rambo, he is a crappy actor.

[DblDwn]

Originally posted by GollaFett@Sep 24 2002, 12:30 AM
DblDwn- While I won't go as far as putting in my worst movies compilation, I must say that "Temple Of Doom" pretty much sucked. Especially when compared to the other two in the trilogy.
Also, I may have been a little harsh on "Teen Wolf". I can recall laughing back in the day. :look:
Oh yeah Temple of Doom sucked compared to the other two and pretty much was not all that great of a movie but I will still watch it because harrison ford carried it for the most part. But because I tend to watch it over and over again I would not classify it as one of the worst movies ever or anywhere close to that.

I thought you mind change your mind about Teen Wolf. How can you not like a movie with characters named Boof, Stiles and Mick?

[DblDwn]

Originally posted by Mann@Sep 23 2002, 01:30 AM
Seven was not Brad Pitt's movie. It was Morgan Freeman's all the way
Yeah but Brad Pitt still pulls off a solid performance in the movie regardless of who got top billing for it.

[Mann]

It's not that Morgan Freeman got Top Billing, it's that he actually was the best in the film, then came Spacey, and then Paltrow, and than Pitt. 1995, I admit was his year.

[One Lad to Rule Them All]

Batman and Robin. Despise that film.

Mad Max 3: Beyond Thunderdome.

Godzilla.

Inspector Gadget (talk about killing a good cartoon)

[Martini]

Mad Max 3 wasnt bad. but its definately not as good as the first two. did u hear that mel is going to try to do a 4th Mad Max film? i hope it doesnt bomb or isnt cheesy.


heres a bad movie, Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif

[One Lad to Rule Them All]

Originally posted by Martini@Sep 30 2002, 09:39 AM
Mad Max 3 wasnt bad. but its definately not as good as the first two. did u hear that mel is going to try to do a 4th Mad Max film? i hope it doesnt bomb or isnt cheesy.


heres a bad movie, Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif
I just didn't like it. Mad Max 4 is one I'd avoid like the plague.

ToD was the worst of the Indy movies but I wouldn't classify it amoung the worst films of all time.

[Martini]

eh, im not gonna avoid Mad Max 4 nor am i gonna igore Terminator 3..........i doubt they will be good but you never know.

kinda like Alien Resurrection (its not a bad movie, just not as good) theres lots of movies that fall into this catagory

bad movie:: Purple Rain

[One Lad to Rule Them All]

Originally posted by Martini@Sep 30 2002, 09:53 AM
eh, im not gonna avoid Mad Max 4 nor am i gonna igore Terminator 3..........i doubt they will be good but you never know.

kinda like Alien Resurrection (its not a bad movie, just not as good) theres lots of movies that fall into this catagory

bad movie:: Purple Rain
Terminator 3 is nearly falling into the "Wait for the DVD" category for me. MM4 is already in the "Catch it on TV" category. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif

Alien: Res. is a bad movie, but I agree, not the worst movie of all time.

Purple Rain. I only think of Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back when I think of that. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif

[Martini]

HAHAHA, "the mutha f*ckin Time"

[Martini]

Oh yea, correct me if im wrong on this one, but isnt it all the Even # Star Trek films that are the worst ones?

I also think that EVERY movie in the theater now SUCKS! Sweet Home Alabama? way to rip off a good song title.

another bad movie, every Friday the 13th after part 4

[Darth Vegas]

You're wrong, it's the odd numbered ones, most of them anyway.

Star Trek 2,4,6, and 8 are the best ones, Generations (7) is the only exception to the rule. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wink.gif

I thought Every Friday the 13th after part one wa stupid, and the first wasn't all that good either, but IMO all horror flicks are stupid.

There are some pretty good flicks in theaters right now, XXX, Signs.............................that's about it. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/unhappy.gif

[One Lad to Rule Them All]

xXx is ok. Nothing special. Vin Diesel is the Arnie of our generation. Looks the part but can't act.

Haven't seen Signs yet, but I loved the Sixth Sense and to a lesser degree, Unbreakable.

[Martini]

oh im sooooo sorry bond.....but i did get you to agree that some of Star Trek sucks. HAHA

also, speaking of agent bond.....dont you think some of the bond films suck? i do, like Moonraker or Tomorrow Never Dies

[One Lad to Rule Them All]

Bond has some real bad films.

-Moonraker
-Octopussy
-On Her Majesty's Secret Service
-The Living Daylights

TnD was ok. The worst of the Brosnan era but superior to anything Roger Moore had.

[Darth Vegas]

Originally posted by Martini@Sep 30 2002, 08:00 AM
oh im sooooo sorry bond.....but i did get you to agree that some of Star Trek sucks. HAHA

also, speaking of agent bond.....dont you think some of the bond films suck? i do, like Moonraker or Tomorrow Never Dies
I never said any of the Star Trek films suck, being a little presumptuos aren't we Martini? style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wink.gif

I liked Tommorrow Never Dies, it was a decent flick, that helicopter stunt was amazing!!! :eek:

Every series has it bad capters, 007 has had plenty, but he's also had alot of good ones.

Moonraker was deineately one of the worst.

[DblDwn]

Roger Moore had a few pretty damn good Bond movies:

The Man With The Golden Gun
For Your Eyes Only
The Spy Who Loved Me
A View To A Kill

[Martini]

hey dont get me wrong about Roger, The Spy Who Loved Me is in the Top 5 for my fav bond flicks.

another bad movie.....almost any robin williams movie

[One Lad to Rule Them All]

Originally posted by DblDwn@Sep 30 2002, 11:22 AM
Roger Moore had a few pretty damn good Bond movies:

The Man With The Golden Gun
For Your Eyes Only
The Spy Who Loved Me
A View To A Kill
I'm not a fan of Roger Moore. I didn't think he was a good Bond at all. I think only Connery and Brosnan performed admirably for the part. The rest were just pretenders.

Insomnia, starring Robin Williams along with Hilary Swank and Mr. Al Pacino is supposed to be good.

I have to admit to kinda liking (well, at least not hating) Bicenntenial Man and What Dreams May Come.

[Martini]

another bad movie:::

ghostbusters II
volcano
men in black I & II

[Darth Vegas]

Ghostbusters 2 was a great movie, way better than the first.

How are you even going to consider putting Men in Black 1 or 2 on the list of worst movies? Sure they're not perfect by any stabdard, but they don't deserve a spot on the list of worst movies.

Yes Volcano does deserve a spot here, what a terrible movie!!!!!

[One Lad to Rule Them All]

Originally posted by Agent Bond A.KA. TK-007@Sep 30 2002, 12:41 PM
Ghostbusters 2 was a great movie, way better than the first.

How are you even going to consider putting Men in Black 1 or 2 on the list of worst movies? Sure they're not perfect by any stabdard, but they don't deserve a spot on the list of worst movies.

Yes Volcano does deserve a spot here, what a terrible movie!!!!!
Ghostbusters 2 was not as good as the original!!! Not by a long shot though it's still not deserving enough to be on a worst films list.

Haven't seen MIB2 but MIB is not Worst Film material in my opinion.

You can't mention Volcano without the equally terrible Dantes Peak.

[Darth Vegas]

Originally posted by Martini@Sep 30 2002, 08:24 AM
another bad movie.....almost any robin williams movie
Robin Williams has had a few bad films, but most of his flicks have been excellent.

Good Morning Viatnam!!!!!

Mrs. Doubtfire

Good Will Hunting (which gave Williams his first oscar)

Insomnia was great, defineately oscar worthy, as well as his latest flick, which I convieniently forgot the name of. ???

He as had his far share of really bad flicks however, especially "Death to Smootchy". style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wacko.gif

[Darth Vegas]

Dantes Peak was much better than Volcano.

[One Lad to Rule Them All]

Originally posted by Agent Bond A.KA. TK-007+Sep 30 2002, 12:46 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Agent Bond A.KA. TK-007 @ Sep 30 2002, 12:46 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-Martini@Sep 30 2002, 08:24 AM
another bad movie.....almost any robin williams movie
Robin Williams has had a few bad films, but most of his flicks have been excellent.

Good Morning Viatnam!!!!!

Mrs. Doubtfire

Good Will Hunting (which gave Williams his first oscar)

Insomnia was great, defineately oscar worthy, as well as his latest flick, which I convieniently forgot the name of. ???

He as had his far share of really bad flicks however, especially "Death to Smootchy". style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wacko.gif[/b][/quote]
Dead Poets Society was great too

http://us.imdb.com/Name?Williams,+Robin

Insomnia was his latest film according to imdb.

[Darth Vegas]

Originally posted by DblDwn@Sep 30 2002, 08:22 AM
Roger Moore had a few pretty damn good Bond movies:

The Man With The Golden Gun
For Your Eyes Only
The Spy Who Loved Me
A View To A Kill
"A view to a kill" is my fav. Bond flick. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/thumbsup.gif

[Darth Vegas]

Williams latest flick just came out in selected theaters I believe.

I truly forgot the title, I saw a sneak preview of it just last week, great flick, though I missed alot of it.

[One Lad to Rule Them All]

Originally posted by Agent Bond A.KA. TK-007@Sep 30 2002, 12:52 PM
Williams latest flick just came out in selected theaters I believe.

I truly forgot the title, I saw a sneak preview of it just last week, great flick, though I missed alot of it.
I'd say it's One Hour Photo.

http://movies.yahoo.com/shop?d=hc&id=18000...=movies&intl=us (http://movies.yahoo.com/shop?d=hc&id=1800013042&cf=movies&intl=us)

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=stor..._boxoffice_dc_1 (http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/variety/20020930/film_variety/film_boxoffice_dc_1)

[Martini]

bond, how the hell did u see it but cant remember most of it? cause u probably saw it alone too. cause i cant imagine anyone wanting to go see that Robin Williams movie.

also, you've gone off the deep end thinking that Ghostbusters II is better then I. NOT BY A LONG SHOT!! if it was sooo good, then why didnt they do a 3rd movie. yuck bond yuck. im going to be sick over here. also "view to a kill" is a terrible bond flick, check out how OLD roger moore is. its disgusting!! good plot and good action and a hot chick do make it a fun watch, but its not the best. even though that is your opinion. ill go Goldfinger, Spy Who Loved Me, and Goldeneye

[Mann]

Well, I think that Williams does more than his fair share of good movies:

Good Morning Vietnam is a classic-Golden Globe, Oscar nomination
Dead POets Society-Oscar Nomination
The Fisher King-Golden Globe, Oscar Nomination
Mrs. Doubtfire-Golden Globe
Good Will Hunting-SAG, Oscar
Insomnia and One Hour Photo are likely to get more awards attention.

[DanielSkywalker]

I just saw One Hour Photo a few days ago, and I must say I was a little disappointed, but it was by no means a bad movie. It was a little slow at times, but it had excellent acting and the tone was very dark. I liked Insomnia alot more and Death to Smoochie was GREAT. Other Robin Williams flicks that I enjoyed were Hook, Mrs. Doubtfire, Jack, Patch Adams, and I've never seen Dead Poet's Society or Good Morning Vietnam, but I've heard nothing but good things about them. Sure, the guy's a fruitcake, but he's starred in some really good movies.

[Darth Vegas]

Originally posted by Martini@Sep 30 2002, 11:03 AM
bond, how the hell did u see it but cant remember most of it?

I said I MISSED alot of it Martini, not I coudn't remember.

You need to stop with the personnal insults, they are not called for, nor are they in any way neccessary.

If you must know I was with a couple other people, but I have no need to tell you about my personnal affairs.

By the way a third Ghostbusters film is in the works. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wink.gif

[One Lad to Rule Them All]

I don't think another Ghostbusters film would be a good idea.

Bill Murray was the perfect Peter Venkman, as was Dan Akryood to Ray. Great film, can't be topped.

I heard that it could be based on the new Ghostbusters where Egon was their mentor.

[Martini]

its just being thought about. they dont even have anything written for it. and no one wants to see 50 year old men fighting ghosts today. it would just suck

[Mann]

Well, I heard that they wanted the original cast, but Murray wont agree, saying he thinks tha it shouldn't go on. I think that Harold Ramis is too old and (pardon my being blunt) fat. Egon is only like 40 years old in the new ones, so he wont fit them. Ramis should stick with directing. murray to acting, and Akroyd should retire.

Oh, I agree with the personal insults thing, we should delete all those mean posts, that aren't meant to be funny (meaning Darth Darthy isn't being mean, he finds humor in it)

[DanielSkywalker]

Oh my goodness, I just saw the worst movie ever. A friend and I got off work last night and decided to rent a movie; we relunctantly decided to take a chance and rent "The New Guy" in hopes that it would be semi-funny. well, my friend, it was the most mind-numbing, boring, confused, and brainless 1.5 hours of my 20 years on this Earth. I feel true sorrow for the poor souls who actually paid 7 bucks to see this piece of fecal matter in the theater. If you ever think about renting "The New Guy", think twice my friend, think twice. I would rather lose a limb than be forced to watch this movie again.

[Brian]

Originally posted by DanielSkywalker@Oct 10 2002, 10:17 AM
Oh my goodness, I just saw the worst movie ever. A friend and I got off work last night and decided to rent a movie; we relunctantly decided to take a chance and rent "The New Guy" in hopes that it would be semi-funny. well, my friend, it was the most mind-numbing, boring, confused, and brainless 1.5 hours of my 20 years on this Earth. I feel true sorrow for the poor souls who actually paid 7 bucks to see this piece of fecal matter in the theater. If you ever think about renting "The New Guy", think twice my friend, think twice. I would rather lose a limb than be forced to watch this movie again.
LOL Daniel!!!

I haven't seen it, but all those things you stated were what I already thought about the movie.

[Jedi D'oh]

Any Friday The 13th after the fourth one.

[Brian]

The latest one, Jason X, reeked of "fecal matter". One reviewer said the producers of the movie were so stupid, they would likely title the sequel Jason X 2.
(I hope 'yall get that one, I thought it was funny, the joke that is)

[Jedi D'oh]

wouldn't even waste my money on it.

[Brian]

I actually "movie hopped" to see it.

[Jedi D'oh]

Good move.

[Darth Vegas]

I liked The New Guy, it wasn't a really good movie by any standard, but it was decent. Glad I waited to see it until it was on video however.

[Brian]

This topic should be in Polls and Surveys. Moving now.

[Das_Funked]

The worst movie I've ever seen is one called "Space Marines". It was the worst piece of crap to ever be crapped.

[Admiral DaaLa]

How 'Mars attacks' and 'Dude where's my car" and the producer's that made something about Mary made a film after it about a guy who likes a girl and then they turn out to be brother and sister and then they are not etc. IT was pathetic.

[Brian]

style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/music.gif Bump, bump, bump! style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/music.gif

[The Prism]

1) Porky's (ALL OF THEM!!)
2) She's Having A Baby
3) Edward Scissorhands (Or...anything by Tim Burton for that matter)
4) Gremlins 2
5) anything with Paulie Shore
6) What Dreams May Come
7) The Devil's Advocate
8) Home Alone 3
9) The Mummy Returns
10) SPIDERMAN!!!

[Mann]

The one Admiral Daala is referring to is the movie with Chris Klein and Heather Graham. It was bad I admit. I can't think of the name though.

[RollaFett]

"Novacaine" starring Steve Martin. It was a 2001 film and, oh my god, was it horrible!

[The Prism]

Originally posted by Mann@Jan 5 2003, 09:10 PM
The one Admiral Daala is referring to is the movie with Chris Klein and Heather Graham. It was bad I admit. I can't think of the name though.
I think Aurra Sing mentioned it earlier. "Say It Isn't So"...I think.

[Javen]

One of the worst Movies I seen about a week or 2 ago was Ballistic:Ecks vs Server, it just was kinda stupid to me.

[Brian]

Originally posted by Javen@Jan 5 2003, 09:36 PM
One of the worst Movies I seen about a week or 2 ago was Ballistic:Ecks vs Server, it just was kinda stupid to me.
I haven't seen it, but it came out like in August or September and is on DVD now! Only 4 months. It must have been really bad.

[Darth Insightful]

One of the worst movies I've ever seen was Valentine. Don't remember anyone who was in it other than Denise Richards. I wanted the 90 minutes or so of my life back. I also thought that XXX was terrible. How in the world does that little antenna he clings to withstand an avalanche? I can live with most of the other stunts, but that was just ridiculous. Plus the girl in it was not attractive at all.

[Krogenar]

One of the worst movies of all time would have to be Battlefield: Earth. Rent it, and you will not be disappointed. It stars John Travolta in possibly his worst role ever. His role: rastafarian werewolf.