CELEBS: Those Crazy Celebrities...

[T-bone]

Hey, when you're a 2 feet tall millionaire movie star and a hot chick/model wants to marry you, throw up a red flag for pete's sake, baby, yeah! He deserves it for being stupid.

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'Mini-Me' Actor Battles Model Over 'Marriage'
Thu Jun 10, 6:27 PM ET
By Steve Gorman

LOS ANGELES (Reuters) - Call her Mrs. Mini-Me.

Aspiring Playboy model Genevieve Gowman is circulating a copy of a marriage license showing she was legally wed to the diminutive actor who played Mini-Me in the "Austin Powers" films, disputing his claims they were never husband and wife.

Court documents obtained by Reuters on Thursday also show that the 5-foot-6-inch Gowman is seeking spousal support from the 2-foot-8-inch Verne Troyer (news) as part of a divorce filing in March that cites irreconcilable differences

Troyer, who played the pint-sized look-alike protege of Dr. Evil (played by actor Mike Myers (news)), said through his lawyer last week there was no valid marriage between himself and Gowman.

But a copy of a "license and certificate of confidential marriage" dated Jan. 22 appears to show that the pair did marry in a ceremony presided over by Los Angeles County Superior Court Judge Richard Stone, whose signature appears on the form.

Gowman's attorney, Evan Itzkowitz, said the marriage took place in Stone's courtroom "following a 45-minute conversation about marriage" in the judge's chambers."

Itzkowitz said the couple also exchanged wedding rings after their marriage and that a second ceremony for family and friends was planned for Valentine's Day (news - web sites) but never happened.

Instead, Troyer, 35, filed papers Feb. 23 seeking an annulment on the basis of an "unsound mind" and "fraud." The documents to not make clear the grounds for his claims.

His lawyer, Fred Silberberg, declined to elaborate but has said Gowman's claims are financially motivated.

But Itzkowitz said it is Troyer who is financially motivated, suggesting a marriage to Gowman "possibly affects a contract he signed with NBC."

The television network reportedly gave the go-ahead late last year for development of a half-hour reality show, titled "Life Is Too Short," chronicling the day-to-day life of Troyer, who has earned a reputation as a frequent patron of Los Angeles-area hot spots.

Gowman, 31, who goes by the professional name of Genevieve Gallen, has filed a motion seeking financial information from Troyer, including a copy of the NBC contract, but Troyer is seeking to keep that information confidential. A hearing on the matter is set for June 17.

Troyer has worked in Hollywood for about a decade, getting his first break as a stunt double for an infant in the film "Baby's Day Out." Gowman's official Web site shows the model posed for several photos in swimwear and says she hopes to one day be featured as a Playboy centerfold.

[Javen]

Jennifer Lopez is possibly married. Why? Is she seriously that lonely? style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/giveup.gif

[mazzy]

Jennifer Lopez should no better by now. Still it might be true love style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/inlove.gif

[T-bone]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE</div><div class='quotemain'>Jennifer Lopez is possibly married. Why? Is she seriously that lonely? [/b][/quote]

i heard it's a shotgun wedding actually...but who knows.

[Darth Badly]

Excellent topic thread.

[kopernikuz]

I just became more convinced that the whole "Bennifer" relationship was a marketing ploy to try to help promote their TWO films that were coming out with them in it. Once Gigli turned out to be a flop, the relationship started heading south and Jersey Girl was delayed in releasing.

Then she supposedly dumps him right before a planned wedding and a LONG engagement period.


Then after only a few weeks they're reported together, she's MARRIED to Mark Anthony. Wth?


I'm taking odds on how long it lasts. She's had one marriage that was about a year, and another that was about six months... if she continues her trend, this one might be over by August.

[brookie]

Originally posted by kopernikuz@Jun 11 2004, 12:14 PM


Then after only a few weeks they're reported together, she's MARRIED to Mark Anthony. Wth?



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[brookie]

oh yes i HAVE to mention gweneth paltrows kids name. APPLE!!! what in holy hell is that!!!! ? worst name ever!

[JediJaina]

The usual rumors are J.LO is pregnant.

They named the baby Apple, but apparently they're going to call her Blythe after Gwyneth's mother.

[mazzy]

I know that I am the only one who likes the name Apple, it's quite sweet. And I am a fellow unusually named lady so I have sympathy...

[Seanakin]

The name Apple does have appeal, to be sure. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif

Is it me, or is Blythe Danner still cute?

[brookie]

hey dont get me wrong i like very unsusual names, but apple? wtf? banana? pinapple? orange? style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/banghead.gif

[T-bone]

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=stor...ople_jackson_dc (http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=765&e=8&u=/nm/people_jackson_dc)

Report: Michael Jackson to Be Father of Quadruplets

LOS ANGELES (Reuters) - Pop star Michael Jackson (news), facing a trial on child molestation charges, is about to become a father to four more children -- quadruplets -- by way of a surrogate mother, Us Weekly magazine reported on Tuesday.

[JediJaina]

Originally posted by T'bone@Jul 20 2004, 03:03 PM
http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=stor...ople_jackson_dc (http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=765&e=8&u=/nm/people_jackson_dc)

Report: Michael Jackson to Be Father of Quadruplets

LOS ANGELES (Reuters) - Pop star Michael Jackson (news), facing a trial on child molestation charges, is about to become a father to four more children -- quadruplets -- by way of a surrogate mother, Us Weekly magazine reported on Tuesday.
I don't know whether to laugh or cry...

[T-bone]

Elton John Calls Taiwan Media 'Rude, Vile Pigs'

TAIPEI (Reuters) - British rock star Elton John (news), in Taipei for a concert, swore at reporters who swarmed around him at the airport Thursday and called them "rude, vile pigs."

Wearing a bright blue tracksuit and dark sunglasses, the star shouted expletives as he was mobbed by photographers and TV crew.

"Rude, vile pigs!" he shouted at the reporters at the Chiang Kai Shek airport after he arrived shortly after midnight.

"Do you know what that means? Rude, vile pigs. That's what all of you are."

One of the photographers shouted back: "Why don't you get out of Taiwan?"

John replied: "We'd love to get out of Taiwan if it's full of people like you. Pig! Pig!"

The star, who recently performed in Shanghai and Hong Kong, is scheduled to leave after his first performance in Taiwan on Thursday.

[mazzy]

Elton John prooves himself yet again to be a pavayor of crap music and a git.

[JediKeri]

Spoken like a true brit Mazzy. The only songs of his I did like were from the Lion King though.

[T-bone]

I absolutely love anything from Elton John PRE-1980. After that, there's the occasional good track that hardly can hold a candle (in the wind) to any of his old stuff.

Pre-1980 Elton is gold.

Remember though - we don't know what happened at that airport. Maybe they were really being evil pigs style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif

[T-bone]

Maybe I'm crazy but I don't recall anyone beating down her door lately. Doesn't she realize this will get her MORE nonsense thrown at her? Or is that the plan...hmmmmmmmmm..................


<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE</div><div class='quotemain'>Sinead O'Connor Takes Out Ad to Plead for Privacy

DUBLIN (Reuters) - Maverick Irish pop star Sinead O'Connor (news) asked the media to leave her alone on Friday -- by taking out a full-page advert in a national newspaper.

The singer, who said last year she was retiring from the music business, was responding to an article written earlier this week about her "latest wacky" campaign to rid the country of head lice.

"I have been the whipping post of Ireland's media for 20 years," wrote O'Connor, who once said she was a lesbian, married a man shortly afterward, and unleashed a flood of criticism when she ripped up a photo of the Pope on "Saturday Night Live."

"And what have I done to deserve these lashings? I have not behaved the way a woman is supposed to behave," she said in the ad, which runs to more than 2,000 words. "If ye think I am so ridiculous why do ye give me any attention?"

O'Connor said she used her singing as a way to cope with a traumatic childhood and abusive mother and appealed for people's understanding.

"Before God let me swear to you that if I or any of us were to tell you what we went through this country would cry for a month. To know that my brothers and sister survived, makes me proud of us all."

O'Connor, ordained as a priest by the leader of a quasi-Catholic religious sect in Ireland, said she wanted to be left alone to "sing and work and try to just do some good in this world."

"Please, I just want to be a little old lady now, and not be all controversial and not be bashed and called crazy and laughed at when I open my mouth to sing or speak."
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Where's that tiny violin of mine?

[BobPalpatine]

Originally posted by T'bone@Sep 24 2004, 08:02 AM
Maybe I'm crazy but I don't recall anyone beating down her door lately. Doesn't she realize this will get her MORE nonsense thrown at her? Or is that the plan...hmmmmmmmmm..................


<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE</div><div class='quotemain'>Sinead O'Connor Takes Out Ad to Plead for Privacy

DUBLIN (Reuters) - Maverick Irish pop star Sinead O'Connor (news) asked the media to leave her alone on Friday -- by taking out a full-page advert in a national newspaper.

The singer, who said last year she was retiring from the music business, was responding to an article written earlier this week about her "latest wacky" campaign to rid the country of head lice.

"I have been the whipping post of Ireland's media for 20 years," wrote O'Connor, who once said she was a lesbian, married a man shortly afterward, and unleashed a flood of criticism when she ripped up a photo of the Pope on "Saturday Night Live."

"And what have I done to deserve these lashings? I have not behaved the way a woman is supposed to behave," she said in the ad, which runs to more than 2,000 words. "If ye think I am so ridiculous why do ye give me any attention?"

O'Connor said she used her singing as a way to cope with a traumatic childhood and abusive mother and appealed for people's understanding.

"Before God let me swear to you that if I or any of us were to tell you what we went through this country would cry for a month. To know that my brothers and sister survived, makes me proud of us all."

O'Connor, ordained as a priest by the leader of a quasi-Catholic religious sect in Ireland, said she wanted to be left alone to "sing and work and try to just do some good in this world."

"Please, I just want to be a little old lady now, and not be all controversial and not be bashed and called crazy and laughed at when I open my mouth to sing or speak."



Where's that tiny violin of mine?
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Poor Sinead, you have it soooo bad.

[Justin]

I don't have any articles to post or anything, but I just want to point out (even though it's obvious) how nasty Britney Spears has been acting, and how unappealing she's become. She has gone completely to the Dark Side.

She used to be very attractive, and her personality was fairly appealing, but then she began a downward spiral, and now her public image is very disgusting.

The photos of her walking in and out of gas station rest rooms in bare feet are really the final nails in the coffin.

I think her quest to become the new Madonna has gotten out of control.

Does anyone here agree with me?

[Tovor]

Pretty much, yeah. I'm tired of hearing about her on every news channel. News flash: soldiers die in Iraq, civilians murderded...bigger news flash: Britney's marriage may not be legal, tune in for reactions from fans. Who gives a flying, gliding, soaring f**k at this point? Not me. I'd still bend her over a table, no doubts there, but I'm tired of hearing about her.

[T-bone]

Elton John Blasts Madonna for Lip-Synching
By Paul Majendie

LONDON (Reuters) - British pop veteran Elton John (news) took a foul-mouthed swipe at Madonna (news - web sites) Monday, saying she cheated her fans by miming on stage.

But the American pop superstar was swift to dismiss his accusation, saying she does not lip-synch or criticize other artists.

While collecting a song-writing award from Q music magazine in London, John suddenly launched into a tirade against Madonna when he discovered she had been nominated for Best Live Act.

"Anyone who lip-synchs in public on stage when you pay 75 pounds ($134) to see them should be shot," John said in reference to ticket prices for Madonna's Reinvention tour.

"Madonna, best f---ing live act? F--- off," said the singer renowned as much for his outrageous outbursts as he is for his outlandish outfits.

"Since when has lip-synching been live?" he asked.

He ended his outburst by saying: "That's me off her f---ing Christmas card list but do I give a toss? No."

His tirade prompted a swift response from Madonna's U.S. spokeswoman Liz Rosenberg, who said in a statement: "Madonna does not lip-synch nor does she spend her time trashing other artists.

"She sang every note on her Reinvention tour live and is not ashamed that she was well paid for her hard work."

And Madonna, 46, showed she was not taking John's criticism too seriously.

"Elton John remains on her Christmas card list whether he is nice ... or naughty," the statement added.

Madonna lost out to British band Muse for the Live Act title.

Elton John hit the headlines in Taiwan last month when, confronted by a wall of flashing cameras at Taipei airport, he lashed out at the local media, calling them "rude, vile pigs."

"The televisions and photographers at the airport were the rudest people that I've ever met and I've been to 60 countries," the 57-year-old star said.

His partner, David Furnish, has memorably captured the flamboyant star at his most outrageous and demanding in a fly-on-the-wall documentary appropriately named "Tantrums and Tiaras."

Madonna herself is no stranger to foul-mouthed outbursts -- as the organizers of one of the world's most famous art prizes found out to their cost three years ago.

Britain's Channel Four had to apologize for Madonna's "strong language" when she presented the Turner Prize on live television.

[T-bone]

Looks like Elton's back to hittin the sauce again! Maybe he'll write a good album or something...

[T-bone]

Elton John Ready to Apologize to Madonna

NEW YORK - Elton John (news) is ready to apologize to Madonna (news - web sites) after recently accusing the pop star of lip-synching.

"I don't want to escalate it because I like Madonna," the 57-year-old singer-songwriter tells Entertainment Weekly. "She's been to my house for dinner. It was something that was said in the heat of the moment, and probably should not have been said."

"Would I apologize to her if I saw her?" said John. "Yeah, because I don't want to hurt any artist's feelings. It was my fault. I instigated the whole thing. But it applies to all those bloody teenage singers."

John made the comment when presenting the Best Live Act award during the Q awards in London earlier this month. In EW's Nov. 6 issue, John described the event as "a very drunken lunch."

"The reaction to it was so hysterical," he said. "It was like I said, `I think all gays should be killed or I think Hitler was right.' I just said someone was lip-synching. I'm not afraid to speak my mind. I'm not going to mellow with age. I get more enraged about things as I get older because you see that these injustices go on."

(Madonna's spokeswoman, Liz Rosenberg, has said the singer doesn't lip-synch and indicated that she hadn't taken John's remarks too seriously.)

John, whose new CD, "Peachtree Road," hits stores Nov. 9, wasn't remiss about recently calling photographers in Taipei, Taiwan, "rude, vile pigs."

"The thing in Taiwan was unfortunate," he told the magazine. "We arrived at 12:15 at night, we were going through the terminal, and we were just ambushed. (The photographers) were pretty hostile. They were allowed to stay in immigration and photograph us."

In the article, John also revealed he loves Eminem (news - web sites)'s new album, "Encore"; might collaborate with the Scissor Sisters; doesn't see himself stopping recording; and wouldn't have a "Jennifer Lopez (news) wedding."

[T-bone]

George Michael Slams Elton John in Letter

LONDON - Singer George Michael (news) has written to a British celebrity magazine to rebuke Elton John (news) for making unflattering comments about his personal life.

In an open letter to Heat magazine, released Tuesday, Michael accused John of spreading unsubstantiated gossip picked up on the "gay grapevine."

In comments published last month, John, 57, told Heat that "George is in a strange place. There seems to be a deep-rooted unhappiness in his life and it shows on the (latest) album. All I would say to George is: you should get out more."

In the letter, Michael, whose latest album, "Patience," topped the British charts, said he had "rarely been as happy and confident as I am today, thanks to my partner Kenny (Goss) and the continued support of my fans."

Michael, 41, said he and John were not close, and that he had kept his distance because "I was always aware that Elton's circle of friends was the busiest rumor mill in town, and that respect for my privacy was not exactly guaranteed."

"Elton John knows very little about George Michael, and that's a fact. Contrary to the public's impression, we have spoken rarely in the last 10 years, and what would probably surprise most people is that we have never discussed my private life. Ever," Michael wrote.

"And to this day, most of what Elton thinks he knows about my life is pretty much limited to the gossip he hears on what you would call the `gay grapevine' which, as you can imagine, is lovely stuff indeed," Michael added. "Other than that, he knows that I don't like to tour, that I smoke too much pot, and that my albums still have a habit of going to number one.

"In other words, he knows as much as most of my fans do."

John has made headlines recently with intemperate remarks about fellow stars. In October he accused Madonna (news - web sites) of lip-synching during her recent Re-Invention tour. Last month he said "Posh Spice" Victoria Beckham was responsible for the marital problems she and soccer-star husband David Beckham had suffered.

[T-bone]

Abdul Urges Tough Nail Salon Standards

"American Idol" judge Paula Abdul urged California legislators to force nail salons to clean up their act, testifying Monday about her yearlong health ordeal after an unsanitary manicure.

Abdul said a trip in April 2004 to a Studio City nail shop that used unclean equipment sent her in and out of the hospital, and made her the butt of late-night talk show jokes.

"Being a professional dancer, I'm no stranger to pain, but this time the pain was so excruciating that even my hair touching my thumb caused me to scream," Abdul told the California Senate Business and Professions Committee in Sacramento.

The legislation, sponsored by Democratic Assemblyman Leland Yee, would establish safety standards for manicure and pedicure equipment and rewrite state regulations mandating that nail shops follow sanitary practices.

Customers are vulnerable to bacterial infections if manicurists do not properly sanitize their tools between jobs.

The bill was expected to pass in committee. If that occurs, it would likely come before the full Senate sometime in the next two weeks.

"I was publicly humiliated," Abdul said in her closing statement. "That is why with an open heart and a selfless agenda, I implore you to pass this bill."

[T-bone]

i wish i had her problems

[Talcy]

But surely...

she was humiliated.

Is this not enough?

Her heart is open and her agenda selfless!

In lieu of American Idol, she must have something to do.

We can only pray for her. Maybe she'll get baclk with Emilio.

God bless, Paula. You trooper.

[T-bone]

Here's an idea.
Go somewhere else.

Here's another idea.
Do your own nails.

Here's another idea.
Go to China or wherever and have 'em done there.
You've got cash.

Botox your fingers.

LA is a weird place.

[Talcy]

Originally posted by T'bone@Jun 28 2005, 09:48 AM
Botox your fingers.
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[T-bone]

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/06240...ml?link=rssfeed (http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0624051hubbard1.html?link=rssfeed)

[Seanakin]

Originally posted by T'bone@Jun 28 2005, 06:35 AM
i wish i had her problems
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Next, you'll see Jacko come to Sac-town to complain about an unsanitary rhinoplasty.

[Justin]

You know L. Ron Hubbard said, before he created Scientology, that if someone really wanted to get rich the best way to do it would be to create their own religion.

[ROR_JagFel_20]

Originally posted by Justin@Jun 28 2005, 07:39 PM
You know L. Ron Hubbard said, before he created Scientology, that if someone really wanted to get rich the best way to do it would be to create their own religion.
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What the heck is "Scientology"?? Seems like a sort of religon to me.

[Justin]

If you want to know what Scientology is really about go here:
www.xenu.net (http://www.xenu.net)

There are many other places to get info on L.Ron Hubbard and his wackiness. He was a scary individual if you ask me.

[T-bone]

http://www.thesuperficial.com/archives/003228.html

[Justin]

Oh man, that's a great site.

[Talcy]

Posh admits to what we all thought. (http://www.sky.com/showbiz/article/0,,50001-1192212,00.html)

Not really surprising, but still pretty shocking.

Stupid
Stupid
Stupid
Stupid

[The Bandit]

A thread about crazy celebrities without a mention of the late, great Wesley Willis?

Here's an interview from 2000:

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE</div><div class='quotemain'>Hell Ride on the Wesley Express
Rock over London, rock on Chicago -- Wesley Willis, one of the world's most prolific musicians, is still battling his demons for control of his musical soul.

By Jason Michelsen | September 1, 2000

He really whups a camel's ass: Wesley Willis, chronic schitzophrenic and rock 'n' roll star.

I was a little apprehensive about interviewing Wesley Willis, the chronic schizophrenic musician whose prolific output, despite its almost brutal repetition, has garnered a cult following of musicians and music fans alike. By all accounts, Wesley is a nice guy, just not easy to communicate with, and I was nervous about speaking to him, even over the phone without having to endure the trademark head butt.

Three attempts to call resulted in failure. After so many failed attempts, I was almost certain I would get no answer again and wasn't really all that nervous, but after about ten rings, someone actually picked up the phone. What exactly do you say to a rather large rock star diagnosed with schizophrenia?

Jason Michelsen: (Startled) Hello? Is this Wesley?

I was on a roll.

Wesley Willis: Yeah, this is Wesley.

Hi Wesley, my name is Jake and I'm calling from Choler out here in southern California. How are you doing? Do you have a few minutes to talk with me?

I could tell right away that Wesley wasn't in the best of spirits (no future pun intended). His voice was laden with a sort of ragged paranoia, and I instantly felt bad for calling. He soon confirmed my suspicions.[i]

I'm having a tough time.

Are you all right?

It's my demons. They cussin' at me.

[i]I've heard some psychologists say that there are two distinct directions schizophrenia can take: fear of the government or fear of the supernatural. I had done my research and knew that Wesley Willis heard demons, but I wasn't prepared for any of it.

They're cussing at you?

They cussin' at me, trying to take away my music. But I won't let them; I won't let them take away my music.

Do you want me to call back at a better time?

No, it's all right.

It's all right?

It's all right. I'm having a hard time, but it's all right. I'm not gonna let them take away my music. I'm not gonna let them make me do bad things. I don't need no bars bustin' me up.

Pause. I had only talked to Wesley for about a minute by now and had listened to some of his music in preparation for this interview, but it was instantly obvious to me that the man could turn a phrase in ways that made me extremely jealous.

I uh, don't even know where to begin now. Can you tell me a little about what inspires you?

About what inspires me?

Yeah. What inspires your music?

I'm just trying to stay out of trouble. I don't want to do nothing bad. I just try to stay out of trouble and make my music. Music is the only thing that makes me happy. I don't try to do anything bad, I just try to be a good person, not do anything wrong. I make my music cuz I like rock and roll. I don't want to be behind bars so I just try to stay out of trouble and make my music. My demons are trying to take away my music, but I won't let them. They try to make me do bad things, but I won't hit nobody upside the head with a brick cuz I don't want to look out from behind bars. So I just try to stay busy, making music and being busy. That keeps me outta trouble.

That sounds like a pretty good plan.

That is my plan. I just try to keep busy and be a good person. I am a good person. I try not to do anything bad cuz I don't need no bars bustin' me up. I just keep busy with my music. I make lots of music to stay busy and stay out of trouble.

Well what about your artwork? I've been online and seen lots of your artwork.

I haven't done no artwork in a long time. The demons took away my artwork and make me not do it anymore.

Oh really?

They make me not do it anymore.

So you are only working on your music right now?

Yeah. I'm a rock and roll star. I make music, try to stay busy, try to be a good person. I don't walk down the street and hit anybody with a brick in the head so they can't put me in prison. I don't need no bars bustin' me up.

So, are you working on any new music right now?

Yeah, I'm always making music. We're working on new music right now.

Are you planning on releasing a new album any time soon?

Yes. I'll be having a new album real soon.

How many albums to you have out right now?

I have forty albums out right now.

Forty? Wow, that's amazing.

I love making music. I keep busy making music, keep myself being a good person.

I happen to be partial to "Rock and Roll McDonald's." I heard it played on a local radio station out here, KROQ, when you were on the Kevin and Bean show a few years ago.

I'm tired of playing that song. Everytime I go people want …pause …Let me say that again. Everywhere I go people want me to play that song.

Do you get more requests for that one than any other?

Yes. I like to rock and roll. I'm a rock and roll star and people want to hear me play "Rock and Roll McDonald's."

So how long have you been playing music?

I've been playing music for a long time. I play my music to keep busy. I play my music to keep out of trouble. I play my music to be a good person. My music keeps me from doing bad things. It keeps me from hurting other people and going to prison. I play my music to keep my mind off my demons. They try to keep me from playing my music, but I won't let them. I like to play music and I won't let them take that away from me like they took away my art.

So your demons are talking to you right now?

Yes. They're trying to make me stop making my music, but I'll never stop making my music. I like to play music and I'm not gonna let them take that away from me. They are trying to talk to me all the time and take away my music but I won't let them.

Can you shut them out.

Yes. I can.

Do you ever hear any happy voices?

Never. I only hear my demons trying to take things away from me and make me do bad things.

Really?

Yes, they are always trying to take away my music and make me do bad things, but I don't let them.

So you just have to shut them out?

Yes. I shut them out and don't listen to them. I just keep making my music, but they keep trying to make me do bad things. I try to be a good person, but I can't make them stop trying to take away my music.

Wesley had perked up

Is there anything that you'd like to say to your fans?

I would want to tell them to keep rocking and to keep being good people. Keep busy and don't do any bad things to other people. I try to keep busy to keep from going to prison and going on any hell rides.

When was the last time you went on a joy ride?

I haven't been on a joy ride in ten years. Not since I would ride on the bus out to the suburbs where I would draw.

I've seen some of your artwork on the Internet. It's quite interesting. I really like the depth perception you incorporate into it.

You like my artwork?

Yeah, it's very intriguing.

You like my comedy rock and roll?

Yes. I like your music, it really makes you think.

(Wesley laughs) Say rock!

Huh?

Uhh … rock?

WW: AAAAAAHHHHHH!!! Say roll!

It's almost impossible to express in writing what that sounded like … but it was definitely happy, and I was all about making Wesley happy.

Roll!

EEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!! Say rock!

Rock!

AAAAAIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEE!!! Say roll.

Roll!

EEEEEEEEEE…hahahaha. You make me happy.

I'm glad.

You can call me anytime. You're a good person.

Thank you Wesley, you're a good person too. It was a pleasure talking with you.

WW: Bye bye.

Take care.

Talking with Wesley Willis was definitely one of the most interesting experiences I've ever had in my short lifetime. It is simply amazing that anyone can deal with such a debilitating disease as schizophrenia, but Wesley has championed his illness. He has gone from homeless and selling artwork on the bus to becoming a rock star who has forty albums under his belt. From my conversation with him, it became obvious that everyday is a struggle, but there is an innocence and kindness about him that is astounding. Whether you like his music or not, there is no denying that Wesley Willis is a remarkable human being.[/b][/quote]

[The Bandit]

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20051003/people...HBhBHNlYwM5NjQ- (http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20051003/people_nm/cage_dc;_ylt=Ag0OAfdlDyXxXeL6J8aI6qOs0NUE;_ylu=X3o DMTA3ODdxdHBhBHNlYwM5NjQ-)

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE</div><div class='quotemain'>LOS ANGELES (Reuters) - Oscar-winning actor Nicolas Cage's wife of 14 months gave birth on Monday to the couple's first child together, a son they named Kal-el -- a moniker recognized by comic book fans as the birth name of Superman.

The child's delivery in New York City and his full name, Kal-el Coppola Cage, were confirmed by the actor's publicist, Annett Wolf, who said of the family, "They are healthy and happy and it's quite lovely."

No further details were released, including how the actor and his wife, Alice Kim Cage, were inspired to borrow from the mythology of Superman in naming their child.

Cage is known as an avid comic book devotee who once sold his personal collection, including a copy of Superman's 1938 pulp debut, at auction for more than $1.6 million.

The nephew of famed filmmaker Francis Ford Coppola, the actor adopted his own stage surname from the Marvel Comics superhero Luke Cage.

Cage also was at one time slated to star in a Superman movie under the direction of Tim Burton, a project that ultimately was scrapped and replaced by a newer Warner Bros. remake expected for release next summer.

The 41-year-old actor and his wife, a former sushi waitress about 20 years his junior, met at a nightclub last year before marrying on July 30, 2004.

Cage has a 15-year-old son, Weston, by a prior relationship with actress Kristina Fulton. His previous marriages to actress Patricia Arquette and singer Lisa Marie Presley ended in divorce. Kal-el is his current wife's first child.

The prolific performer won an Academy Award as best actor for his 1995 role as an alcoholic bent on suicide in "Leaving Las Vegas." In his latest film, "Lord of War," he portrays an arms dealer. [/b][/quote]

[Horse_Head]

^ That's ... uh ... just ... Super! style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif

[Justin]

Dude, if I had a copy of Action Comics #1 I would eat my right arm before I sold it, unless I was utterly destitute and needed the money to survive. And he's a multimillionaire. Weird.

[James T. Skywalker]

What about Detective's first Batman story? Or Amazing Fantasy's first Spider-Man? style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif

~JTS

[Anguirus111]

Lindsay Lohan succeeded in getting in yet another accident today although this time it looks like it was entirely her fault. She really needs her license revoked, especially after Herbie: Fully Loaded.

[Horse_Head]

^ Actually ... the other guy made an illeagle u-turn in front of her style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif

[Anguirus111]

At any rate the article I read said she was driving too fast down the road in the first place.

[Horse_Head]

Yeah but everyone in L.A. drives too fast style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif

[Anguirus111]

Yeah but this was an LA citizen who said it. Clearly she must've been going 'really fast' for an LA citizen to say she was 'going fast'.

[Blizzard]

Originally posted by 2 Butterflies Quarrleing@Oct 4 2005, 09:22 AM
http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20051003/people...HBhBHNlYwM5NjQ- (http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20051003/people_nm/cage_dc;_ylt=Ag0OAfdlDyXxXeL6J8aI6qOs0NUE;_ylu=X3o DMTA3ODdxdHBhBHNlYwM5NjQ-)

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE</div><div class='quotemain'>LOS ANGELES (Reuters) - Oscar-winning actor* * Nicolas Cage's wife of 14 months gave birth on Monday to the couple's first child together, a son they named Kal-el -- a moniker recognized by comic book fans as the birth name of Superman.
<div align="right">Quoted post</div>
[/b][/quote]
At least he didn't name him Elvis. Cage has an obsession with the King, he even dated Lisa Marie.

[Justin]

I think he married her, actually.

[Horse_Head]

Yep... he even married her style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/yes.gif

[Filoviridae]

As close as he could get to actually doing the King himself.

[The Bandit]

Is it just me, or does Mel Gibson look a lot like Charles Darwin in this picture? Am I the only one who sees the irony in that?

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20051029/film_n...HNlYwN5bmNhdA-- (http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20051029/film_nm/leisure_gibson_dc;_ylt=AhatqQo4Glxf4OPRhajhB_NxFb8 C;_ylu=X3oDMTA5aHJvMDdwBHNlYwN5bmNhdA--)

-- 2bq

[The Bandit]

Man, just when you thought Tom Cruise couldn't get wackier...

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE</div><div class='quotemain'>Cruise Caught in Sonogram Squabble By Sarah Hall
Wed Nov 30, 6:54 PM ET

Tom Cruise hasn't made many friends within the medical community lately.

First the American Psychiatric Association slammed the actor for referring to psychiatry as a "pseudoscience," calling Cruise's remarks "irresponsible." Now the American College of Radiology is up in arms over Cruise's admission that he purchased a sonogram machine and uses it to perform at-home ultrasounds on fiancee Katie Holmes.

The ACR issued a statement warning that Cruise and Holmes could potentially harm their unborn baby by performing ultrasounds without the benefit of a doctor's supervision

"This is a patient safety issue. Untrained people, even if they have the financial means, should not buy, or be allowed to buy and operate, ultrasound machines which are, in fact, medical devices and should not be used without a medical indication," said Dr. Carol M. Rumack, chair of the ACR Ultrasound Commission.

Cruise gushed about his purchase to Barbara Walters during an interview for her special Barbara Walters Presents: The 10 Most Fascinating People of 2005, which aired Tuesday.

"I bought a sonogram machine," Cruise told Walters during the interview, which was taped Oct. 30. "I am going to donate it to a hospital when we are done."

Somewhat startled, Walters replied, "Wait, you are going to do your own sonogram?"

"Yes," Cruise replied, chuckling.

The couch-jumping thesp told Walters that he did not know the sex of his offspring, but that he saw "a little baby" when he performed the ultrasound.

Cruise's purchase is estimated to have set him back anywhere from $15,000 to $200,000. However, the ACR is not convinced that the War of the Worlds star fully understands the complexities of the device.

"The ACR is concerned that Tom Cruise has been badly advised regarding the use and potential abuse of ultrasound," Dr. Rumack stated. "There are many abnormalities that may be missed by the untrained eye. Also, if it is not medically necessary, the use of ultrasound raises unnecessary physical risk to the fetus."

The ACR isn't the only organization concerned about Cruise's personal sonogram machine. According to the Food and Drug Administration, the actor may even be violating the law by possessing the device.

"Persons who promote, sell or lease ultrasound equipment for making 'keepsake' fetal videos should know that FDA views this as an unapproved use of a medical device," the FDA stated. "In addition, those who subject individuals to ultrasound exposure using a diagnostic ultrasound device (a prescription device) without a physician's order may be in violation of state or local laws or regulations regarding use of a prescription medical device."

Cruise's representatives did not respond to requests for comment on the sonogram issue.

Meanwhile, Cruise and Holmes have been taking a break from their at-home ultrasound project while spending time in Shanghai, where Cruise has been filming scenes for Mission: Impossible 3.

At a press roundup Wednesday, Cruise grabbed a cell phone from a reporter who dared to take a call during the event and began chatting to the surprised party at the other end.

"Put her on the phone. I want to talk to her," Cruise demanded, asking to talk to the female caller, whom he presumed to be the reporter's girlfriend.

"Hello. Xiexie. Ni hao. Are you good?" said Cruise, throwing out the Chinese words for "thank you" and "hello" like a natural.

"Are you good? Are you working?" he asked. "Are you going to get engaged? Soon? Maybe?"

After a translator stepped in to assist, it was revealed that the caller was actually the reporter's wife.

"Tell her I wish her happiness," Cruise said.

On the subject of his own wedding, Cruise remained teasingly elusive.

"You want to know where we're gonna get married? The exact date? The exact place? The color dress, designer?" he quizzed reporters. "You know, we haven't set a date...It will happen next year." [/b][/quote]

I wonder if there's video of him taking the cell phone and talking in chinese?

Someone should make a reality show about this guy. I'd watch it.

-- 2bq

[Anguirus111]

This sounds like fun:

'Your Heiress Diary' by Paris Hilton
Only on Yahoo! TV
After making it big in TV, music, and film, Paris returns to the literary world with her second book, 'Your Heiress Diary.'

Now she wants to answer your questions in an upcoming interview! Send your questions to ParisHiltonQA@yahoo.com, and check back on Dec. 8th to hear her answers.



The possibilities, the possibilities.

[T-bone]

Frey admits fictions, Oprah apologizes
By Michael Conlon

CHICAGO (Reuters) - Author James Frey confessed to
Oprah Winfrey on Thursday that he made up details about every character in his memoir "A Million Little Pieces" and the talk show host apologized to her viewers, saying she felt "duped."

In 19 years in television "I've never been in this position before," said Winfrey, whose praise for Frey's book in September helped make it the top-selling book on nonfiction lists in the United States last year.

"I really feel duped," Winfrey told Frey on her television show. She said he had betrayed millions of viewers.

Winfrey began by apologizing to viewers for a telephone call she made to CNN's "Larry King Live" show on January 11, while King was interviewing Frey about the controversy. In the call Winfrey said that even though the facts were being questioned, the book "still resonates with me" and called the controversy "much ado about nothing."

"I regret that phone call," she told her viewers on Thursday. "I made a mistake and I left the impression that the truth does not matter and I am deeply sorry about that. That is not what I believe."

Sitting with Frey in side-by-side easy chairs, Winfrey quizzed the author point-by-point about his book that described his drug-and-alcohol addiction and the people hurt by it.

"All the way through the book I altered details about every one of the characters," Frey said "Every one of the characters was altered," including himself.

He spent two hours in jail, not 87 days, and the account of his breaking up with a woman who later committed suicide happened in a much shorter period of time, with their separation occurring while he was taking care of personal business in North Carolina, not while he was in jail, he said.

She committed suicide by slashing her wrists, he said, not by hanging herself.

Asked if
The Smoking Gun Web site which first questioned the book had accurately characterized the discrepancies, Frey said "I think most of what they wrote was pretty accurate," adding they did "a good job."

The Smoking Gun said it could find no evidence of his having spent that much time in jail and that an auto accident he wrote about consisted of running his car up on a curb.

Frey said he had developed an image of himself for the book as "being tougher than I was, badder than I was" as a "coping mechanism."

Winfrey asked if that was to make a better book or to make him a better person.

"Probably both," he answered.

"To everyone who has challenged me on this issue of truth, you are absolutely right," she said, adding that the inspiration the book brought to so many people had clouded her judgment.

Frey's book had been chosen by Winfrey for her reading club -- an honor which often turns books into best sellers. Published by Random House's Doubleday division, the book sold more than 1.77 million copies last year after being chosen by Winfrey.

On January 17 Winfrey chose Holocaust survivor Elie Wiesel's "Night" as her latest selection, sending the book, first published in the United States in 1960, to the top of best-seller lists.

Random House is a unit of German media conglomerate Bertelsman AG.

[Anguirus111]

This is so freaking awesome.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/eo/20060427/en_celeb_eo/18894

[Master Magnus]

Originally posted by Anguirus111@Apr 27 2006, 06:36 AM
This is so freaking awesome.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/eo/20060427/en_celeb_eo/18894
Quoted post

:rofl: Smart!

[T-bone]

http://edition.cnn.com/video/player/player...willis.wave.zdf (http://edition.cnn.com/video/player/player.html?url=/video/showbiz/2006/05/24/vo.cannes.bruce.willis.wave.zdf)

[Horse_Head]

Originally posted by Anguirus111@Apr 26 2006, 09:36 PM
This is so freaking awesome.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/eo/20060427/en_celeb_eo/18894
Quoted post


Best line ever...
Arguably best known for making the Statue of Liberty disappear, at least for the purposes of a TV special, Copperfield is also noted for making fiancee Claudia Schiffer disappear. (The magician and the model ended their lengthy engagement in 1999.)

[Virus]

I wish someone would come out and bash Pitt & Jolie and Cruise & Holmes since both of these couples have had kids but neither have any idea when they will be married. Way to show kids these days how to knock up a chick outside of wedlock.

[P-Ray]

Here's a Bono story!

Bono Avoids Taxes, Joins with Forbes

U2 and its lead singer Bono have been pushing the U.S. and EU countries to fork over more money for Third World nations to relieve debt and fight AIDS.

But when it comes to paying their fair share of taxes to help those efforts, U2 wants a free ride.

That's the word from Ireland, where the group has been based since it was founded in the early 1980s.

The Irish Examiner reports that U2 and Bono are furious that Ireland is doing away with its law exempting artists and authors from taxation.

Under the Irish government's last budget, artists and authors can get up to 250,000 euros ($325,000) in income tax free, but after that they pay like everyone else.

Most taxpayers would be joyous they could get the exemption Ireland provides.

But U2 rakes in tens of millions globally, and the new schedule doesn't sit well with the millionaire singer and his band members.

The Examiner reports that beginning in June of this year the group began moving parts of their business to Netherlands. The paper said now U2 pays "virtually no tax on royalties" in Holland.

And there's more news that U2 may be more of a savvy business than a social cause. Forbes magazine – the "capitalist tool" – revealed this week that U2 front man Bono and others in a financial investment company called Elevation Partners have purchased a large minority stake in Forbes Media, which owns the magazine.

Elevation Partners is a private equity firm which invests in intellectual property and media and entertainment companies. The Times said the investment amounted to $250 to $300 million.

"This investment by Elevation Partners will now accelerate our pursuit of a number of very exciting opportunities for growth," said Forbes Chief Executive Steve Forbes, who is also editor in chief of Forbes magazine.

Forbes has good reason to be gleeful: he's been a champion of free market ideas forever.

But the Times noted the irony of Bono's investment "in a magazine that celebrates wealth and consumption . . . "

Roger McNamee, a co-founder of Bono's Elevation Partners, responded: "The way you solve poverty is giving people the tools to overcome it."

It's a good point, but one never pushed by Bono.

The paper said the singer was unavailable for comment.

Perhaps he was in the Netherlands listening to "I Still Haven't Found What I'm Looking For."

[T-bone]

http://www.blogwarz.com/2007/02/17/top-10-reasons-britney-shaved-her-head/

[empire21]

http://www.blogwarz.com/2007/02/17/top-10-reasons-britney-shaved-her-head/

LMAO at number 5. :rofl:

[Tovor]

LMAO at number 5. :rofl:
I wonder if #5 and #2 are connected.

[P-Ray]

Does anyone know the real reason she did that?

[Jedi Master Harrison]

Simply as she is not all there!

[Javen]

Does anyone know the real reason she did that?
Yes. To be in V-for vendetta 2:The Singing nutcase

[P-Ray]

Paula Abdul Has ‘Never Been Drunk’

It’s every public figure’s worst nightmare — when their goof-up is captured and posted on the Internet for all to see.

It unfortunately happened to American Idol judge Paula Abdul when videos of her half-closed eyes and sloppily slurred words were endlessly cyber-looped.

News reports described the former Laker Girl as inebriated during TV interviews.

Fans of American Idol also thought Abdul looked a little tipsy during some of the recent qualifying shows.

The singer admits having taken prescription drugs in the past for arthritis.

But Abdul told Us Weekly, “I've never been drunk. I have never done recreational drugs. Just look at my 20-year career. Tell me someone who is into partying and or doing drugs that could have done that.”

The Left Coast Report says apparently Paula’s never partied in
Washington, D.C.

[RollaFett]

That's a flat out lie. Mrs. RollaFett works at a restuarant at the Borgata casino in Atlantic City, NJ and witnessed Abdul as she got drunk at her table and eventually visited the fine porcelain in the ladies room, face first.

[P-Ray]

That's a flat out lie. Mrs. RollaFett works at a restuarant at the Borgata casino in Atlantic City, NJ and witnessed Abdul as she got drunk at her table and eventually visited the fine porcelain in the ladies room, face first.
The sorry part is that we didn't even need to know that your wife saw her trashed to realize that she was lying:wink: :D

[Fallen One]

Britney Spears flees rehab again:w00t:
http://music.yahoo.com/read/news/12175878
:w00t::w00t::w00t:

[sharyntyre]

I do not have a drug problem but I'd love a visit to the Crossroads center, fairly high living, at least from my prospectives. of course one month stay would cost me a year's wages.....

I think the shaved head looks good on her.

as for Paula??? a few hits back in the 80s, if it weren't for idol she would be on some of those cheese celb 'reality' shows, oh wait, she is on one of those, kinda.

[Virus]

I think she looks horrible with the shaved head. She's no Demi Moore or Sigourney Weaver

[Darth Massacrus]

^ I tell you, if Lucas needs a Sly Moore for the SW tv show, he knows where to go...

[P-Ray]

^ I tell you, if Lucas needs a Sly Moore for the SW tv show, he knows where to go...
:w00t:

[empire21]

^ I tell you, if Lucas needs a Sly Moore for the SW tv show, he knows where to go...

LOL, lets hope not.

[James]

Hmm...so the Britney and K-Fed breakup is going to steal the limelight from the Brad-Jennifer-Angelina "Brangelinafer" love triangle. Oh well, that was getting old anyway.

[Darth Darthy]

Well it's certainly stole the limelight from that recently released pic of Aniston topless from a scene in The Breakup. Never seen so many C&D's on the net before!

[Javen]

Poor, poor Paris Hilton crying and on her way back to jail for a 45 day sentence. boo :censored: hoo.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070609/ap_on_en_tv/paris_hilton

[P-Ray]

^Yeah...I feel so bad 4 her!..........NOT!:nahnah::)

[Virus]

Poor, poor Paris Hilton crying and on her way back to jail for a 45 day sentence. boo :censored: hoo.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070609/ap_on_en_tv/paris_hilton

I love this!

[P-Ray]

Shouldn't Lindsey Lohan be getting punished for some of her actions by now?

I don't follow it enough to know, but I d know that she's been in a bunch of car wrecks and stuff

[empire21]

Shouldn't Lindsey Lohan be getting punished for some of her actions by now?

I don't follow it enough to know, but I d know that she's been in a bunch of car wrecks and stuff

What good would it do?

She's gonna end up overdosing or she'll get in another accident and end up killing some innocent person.

[Tovor]

It's time to pay the piper, Paris.

[kopernikuz]

Thank you Tovor for finding me a new desktop background. :lol:

[P-Ray]

You think that she would try to hide her face when crying like that the way she always wants to look perfect in the public eye.

Maybe she is trying to get the sympathy!

[Tovor]

Thank you Tovor for finding me a new desktop background. :lol:
:lol: :ok:

[empire21]

It's time to pay the piper, Paris.

:rofl:

I love it!

[Justin]

I love this!
I'm ashamed to admit...so do I. I was reading a witty write-up of the events in the Style section of the Washington Post today and cackling with glee. I almost feel like a bad person...but I don't.

She deserves it, and I think they are being too lenient anyway.

[Tovor]

I find 'em and post 'em. Enjoy.

http://www.youtube.com/v/k66epna2Sss

[Jedi Master Harrison]

^ :rofl: :rofl:

[Master Magnus]

Great Tov! You made my day.

[Javen]

LOS ANGELES - Paris Hilton (http://search.news.yahoo.com/search/news/?p=Paris+Hilton)'s parents visited their daughter after breezing past others waiting to see loved ones — an incident that raised new complaints that the heiress is receiving special treatment.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070613/ap_en_tv/paris_hilton

[P-Ray]

^Typical! Good find!

[Tovor]

Great Tov! You made my day.
Always a pleasure. :victory:

[JediKeri]

I feel sorry for the anchorman that got hit by the patrol cruiser that was carrying Paris to jail(not seriously hurt but he was still limping)

[Miasmo]

Anchorman or paparazzi? Because I have no sympathy for the latter.

[kopernikuz]

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,286517,00.html

Man. That Lohan family is screwed up. I wonder how many of the other three younger kids will be messed up because of those parents too. The mother Dina is getting her own reality show too, called Momager... I guess about how she balances family and being a mom AND manager to her celeb kid... um... yeah, she's done a brilliant job there, eh? What fantasy world nominated her as some kind of prime example of this? Her kid is a tragedy waiting to happen.

[T-bone]

It may be wrong but I found this picture on MySpace somewhere and it made me spit out my soda...

[kopernikuz]

OMG... Thank you T-Bone... you just gave my wife and I the longest hysterical fit of laughing we've had in a long time. That is hilarious...

I must go change my shorts now...

[JediKeri]

It may be wrong but I found this picture on MySpace somewhere and it made me spit out my soda...

My...word...that is just...just...*snickers*

:rofl:

[JediKeri]

Anchorman or paparazzi? Because I have no sympathy for the latter.

Yup it was an anchorman. He was trying to push the paparazzi back to the car could leave, and he ended up getting clipped and dragged by mirror of the patrol car. It destroyed his microphone, and from what it looked like to me, was a sprained ankle the way he was limping. He was the only sane one of the entire bunch. A cop later asked him if he needed an ambulance, and he declined.

[P-Ray]

It may be wrong but I found this picture on MySpace somewhere and it made me spit out my soda...
:w00t:That actually left me speechless for a minute!:wink::)

[Sarah-Leia]

It may be wrong but I found this picture on MySpace somewhere and it made me spit out my soda...
I don't get it! :giveup:

[empire21]

I wouldn't doubt for a second that she really has a hairy chest like that. :ugh:

[leiaorgana]

^Lol! I was just thinking the same...

[Javen]

http://www.imdb.com/news/flash/

The Associated Press is reporting that Lindsay Lohan (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0517820/) was arrested a block away from the Santa Monica Police Department early this morning on two misdemeanor charges of suspicion of driving under the influence and driving on a suspended license, and two felony charges of possession of cocaine.

[Rob]

And she's back in rehab again.

She should be locked up with Paris, Nicole, and Britney. Although if they did that they would have to find alternate funding for all the tabloids....

[P-Ray]

And she's back in rehab again.

She should be locked up with Paris, Nicole, and Britney. Although if they did that they would have to find alternate funding for all the tabloids....
:rofl:

[Virus]

this girl needs to be locked up

[Javen]

:lol:

Hollywood star Bill Murray (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000195/) has been arrested on suspicion of drunk driving in a golf cart in the Swedish capital Stockholm. The actor was stopped by police in the early hours of Sunday and alcohol was smelled on his breath, according Stockholm police detective inspector Christer Holmlund. Holmlund says, "He refused to blow in the (breath test) instrument, citing American legislation.

http://www.imdb.com/news/wenn/2007-08-23/

If only the dialog went like this when he was pulled over.

Police"Do you know how fast you were going?"

Bill"10?"

Police " 9"

Bill" Isn't that the speed limit?"

Bill speeds off. The swedish policeman stares down the road and says"Mother of god"

[Zedekk]

^:rofl:

[T-bone]

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[empire21]

That was quite the sneeze she had. :lol: