Story Game

[Rann]

(Sorry if this game was already started didn't see another one)

In this game you try and write a story.
The only rules are that
1. Only write one sentence, no paragraphs.
2. Leave room at the end of your sentence for someone to add to it.

You just keep adding on, and the story never ends style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif , I'll start it off.

Rann jumped put of bed and said...

[Momin327]

There are already two threads for this:

http://www.galacticsenate.com/index.php?showtopic=7571

http://www.galacticsenate.com/index.php?showtopic=1928

[Greedo Boy]

Nobody likes a goody-two-shoes...

Now, follow along!

"My what a wonderful day it is, I think I'm going to go out and...

[Obi-Stu]

go swimming in the lake."

[Rann]

On his way to the lake, Rann met a....

[Blizzard]

Mod wannabe and bopped him on the head with a

[Seanakin]

bag full of lutefisk.

[T-bone]

It reminded me of that time Seanakin...

[Rann]

forgot his clothes, because....

[stormtrooper9]

He had too much......

[Momin327]

Romulan ale the night before...

[Darth_Badman]

and passed out on my......

[stormtrooper9]

1975 Ford thunder bird.

[Rann]

which for some reason had.......

[stormtrooper9]

been in the pown because....

[Momin327]

Greedo shot the car first...

[Sam Kenobi]

causing it to roll towards . . .

[stormtrooper9]

a school which has......

[Sam Kenobi]

a bunch of jadi padawans that were . . .

[Momin327]

eating their peanut butter and mayonnaise sandwiches...

[Sam Kenobi]

that they made using the Force . . .

[Momin327]

But giving them constipation because...

[Sam Kenobi]

some dark jedi was . . .

[Momin327]

becuase of the Bantha stew...

[Sam Kenobi]

that was to be delivered in the car that . . .

[Momin327]

Jack built from...

[stormtrooper9]

Rock 'n Roll.

[Momin327]

Jefferson's Starship was destroyed by...

[stormtrooper9]

Greedo son who is.....

[Momin327]

Speedo the lifeguard Rodian.

[Sam Kenobi]

One day, Speedo was . . .

[Momin327]

Getting pointers from Greedo about...

[Sam Kenobi]

shooting first or second, to see which was better because . . .

[stormtrooper9]

it might some day make you well knowed.

[Momin327]

George screamed "Shoot first!"...

[stormtrooper9]

But it's too late......

[Momin327]

The original cut prevailed.

[Sam Kenobi]

Numerous desputes started with fans who . . .

[Momin327]

claimed Han deserved...

[stormtrooper9]

to get kick in the.......

[Momin327]

the notch pie.

[stormtrooper9]

One day Greedo Boy left.........

[Momin327]

His trusty baseball at...

[stormtrooper9]

Whitesabers' Pub because......

[Momin327]

of Mr. Ex-Lax.

[Sam Kenobi]

who looked suspiciously like . . .

[Momin327]

A Tylenol tablet that struck Greedo Boy's...

[Sam Kenobi]

head which caused him to . . .

[Momin327]

erupt in violent emmisions of...

[Sam Kenobi]

molten magma.

[Momin327]

Then a big brown shot rang...

[Sam Kenobi]

out from behind the counter and . . .

[stormtrooper9]

Shot............

[Sam Kenobi]

Greedo and fried him like a bug.

[Momin327]

But, due to digital technology, Greedo...

[stormtrooper9]

was able to doge the shot and.......

[Momin327]

still get shot in the ass.

[stormtrooper9]

On a stormy night Greedo's 2 sons......

[Momin327]

formed a pact to...

[stormtrooper9]

Form the "Greedo Boy we need your help" thin a mig jigg.

[Momin327]

But then Red Forman came in with...

[stormtrooper9]

My dirty socks..... style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/thud.gif

[Momin327]

and said "Jedi Knight? Jedi Dumbass!"

[Sam Kenobi]

Which really offended . . .

[stormtrooper9]

the Blue cheese co. of the Empire who.........

[Sam Kenobi]

thought it was really fun when he . . .

[Momin327]

pinned the snail on...

[stormtrooper9]

a salt stick.

[Momin327]

So, Zorba the...

[stormtrooper9]

jedi went....

[Momin327]

to Greece for...

[stormtrooper9]

some food.

[Rann]

But the food was.....

[Momin327]

smelly.

[Sam Kenobi]

While in Greece, he . . .

[Momin327]

helped himself to...

[Sam Kenobi]

Some Olympic tickets that were

[Rann]

actually edible crackers.

[Momin327]

Homer Simpson filed suit for...

[Sam Kenobi]

one million dollars

[Momin327]

Which is a lot in...

[Sam Kenobi]

Zulu.

[Momin327]

Zulu was...

[Sam Kenobi]

a really big . . .

[stormtrooper9]

car with no.......

[Momin327]

odometer, or...

[stormtrooper9]

wheels that could.....

[Momin327]

rotate 360 degrees, or...

[Max Starkiller]

breaks.

[o8_jedi]

Greedo hopped into Zulu and began to . . .

[Momin327]

Chant "Hootananie-Hootananie-Hoo-Hoo-Hoo-Hoo!"

[Max Starkiller]

Just then...

[o8_jedi]

Three young ladies stepped into their path, causing them to . . .

[Momin327]

Wolf-Whistle and act out Walt Whitman's...

[o8_jedi]

"Leaves of Grass" in enterpretive dance.

(He did do "Leaves of Grass," right?)

[DarthSolo]

Rann heard this and was

[Sam Kenobi]

entrigued.

[DarthSolo]

He then cicked himself for not paying attention in spelling class because he was...

[Sam Kenobi]

playing with his . . .

[DarthSolo]

lightsaber.

[o8_jedi]

Rann was sent to the principals office because . . .

[DarthSolo]

he accidently cut off padme's....

[Sam Kenobi]

intricately tied braids that were . . .

[DarthSolo]

dangerously close to...

[o8_jedi]

(Here's one for the "Quote Your Fellow Posters Out Of Context" thread . . .)

his unsheathed lightsaber.

[Kapit]

she gave a yell of...

[o8_jedi]

"At last, I'm free of those accursed ponytails! Hootnanie-hootnanie-hoo-hoo-hoo!"

[Kapit]

rann stared incredulously as.....

[Sam Kenobi]

His well thought up plan . . .

[Momin327]

: Sing "I Feel Like Chicken Tonight!"

[Sam Kenobi]

was cut short by . . .

[DarthSolo]

3 stand up commedian stormtroopers doing...

[o8_jedi]

a complete reenactment of "Monty Python and The Holy Grail."

[Kapit]

both rann and padme were on the floor.....

[o8_jedi]

Covering their ears screaming, "Why, God? Why?"

(As much as I love Monty Python, I know others don't share my sentiments.)

[Kapit]

the stormtroopers were very...

[Cassus Fett]

annoyed and camp.

[DarthSolo]

Padme finally got up and....

[Max Starkiller]

kicked them.

[DarthSolo]

She then proceeded to laugh histaricaly and point at....

[Max Starkiller]

Their blaster rifles because...

[DarthSolo]

they looked like...

[Kapit]

giant teddy bears.

[DarthSolo]

When she finally caught her breath...

[Kapit]

she realized that they weren't teddy bears at all, but.....

[o8_jedi]

Duloks, the mean relatives of Ewoks that beat the tar out of reality show contestants.

(Those of you in survivor, you know what I'm talking about.)

[Jacen Solo]

Padme looked at the Duloks, batted her eyelashes, and ...

[DarthSolo]

kissed the tallest.

[o8_jedi]

An eerie grin overcame the Dulok and he proceeded to . . .

[Sam Kenobi]

unbutton . . .

[DarthSolo]

his helmet strap.

[Sam Kenobi]

When that happened, his . . .

[DarthSolo]

helmet fell right....

[Sam Kenobi]

into Padme's . . .

[o8_jedi]

open arms.

[Sam Kenobi]

When she saw it, she . . .

[DarthSolo]

handed it back to him, giggling.

[Momin327]

She said "This is the best...

[Sam Kenobi]

present that I have ever had . . .

[DarthSolo]

dropped in my....

[Sam Kenobi]

bowl of sweet . . .

[DarthSolo]

love.

[Sam Kenobi]

All of the sudden, . . .

[o8_jedi]

there shined a shiny demon . . .

[Sam Kenobi]

made out of . . .

[Momin327]

3PO's coverings.

[Sam Kenobi]

And then 3P0 said . . .

[Jacen Solo]

"Where is my friend R2? He is supposed to be ..."

[DarthSolo]

"...right next to me at all times. What ever will..."

[Momin327]

"I do without him?"

[allisonloney]

Maybe I'll...

[Momin327]

ask Master Luke if...

[Sam Kenobi]

he has returned from . . .

[DarthSolo]

that border dispute on...

[Cassus Fett]

dark, little....

[DarthSolo]

planet Tatooine. But,..

[Sam Kenobi]

if not, then I'm gonna' . . .

[Jacen Solo]

... destroy his sister's ...

[Sam Kenobi]

Lingerie.

[Momin327]

Momin will want to see her in it!

[Sam Kenobi]

Sam Kenobi knew that Momin would say something about that, so he . . .

[Momin327]

decided to help him photograph Leia.

[Sam Kenobi]

(AHAHAHAHA! DID I now! style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/rofl.gif)

When Sam heard this, he . . .

[Momin327]

said "I'd be happy to help, Momin."

[Sam Kenobi]

Little did Momin know that . . .

[Jacen Solo]

Luuke was watching from Endor with narrowed eyes, eating his ...

[o8_jedi]

Berries he nicked from a nearby reality show production.