Star Wars PANTS Quotes!

[BlueSaber]

OK, basically, you take a quote from SW and replace a crucial word with the word "pants".

"The Force is strong in my pants"

"Inform the commander that Lord Vader's pants have a arrived"

"Will you stop arguing, let's just figure out a way to get out of this mess! Han, can you reach my pants!"

Get the idea?

[JediBendu]

'The Force can have a strong influence over the weak pants'

[Darth Vegas]

"You boys have an afull lot of carbon scuerring on your pants, looks like you've seen alot of action".

[Darth Vegas]

"I have to rest before I fall apart, my pants are almost frozen".


"You have controlled your fear, now release your pants, only your hatred can deystroy me"!!!!

[Darth Vegas]

"As you can see my Jedi powers are far beyond yours. Now, pants down".

[Blizzard]

I heard all the pants quotes years ago. I perfer this thread.

Yoda pimps hos v2.1 (http://www.galacticsenate.com/ikonboard.cgi?act=ST;f=15;t=998;hl=pimp)

[Darth Vegas]

"Tatooine is sparsley populated, if the trace was correct, I will pants them quickly Master".

"Han will have those pants down, you've got to give him more time"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"I saw, a city in my pants". "Friends you have their".

"They were in pain".

[BlueSaber]

"It surrounds us and penetrates us...it binds the pants together."

"If they find us, they will crush us, grind us into tiny pieces and blast us into pants."

"Better dead here, dan dead at da pants."

"Ye Pants! What's mesa sayin'?!"

"You don't need to see his pants." "We don't need to see his pants"

"Don't worry, the pants will guide us." "Oh maxi big da pants."

:roll:

[Darth Vegas]

Originally posted by Agent Bond A.KA. TK-007@Sep. 01 2002 - 05:02
"As you can see my Jedi powers are far beyond yours. Now, pants down".
"The Jedi will be overwhelmed, they will agree to any demands we make".



"I was once a Jedi Knight the same as your father, which reminds me I have something for you. Your father wanted you to pants me when you were old enough, but your uncle wouldn't allow it. He feared you follow old Obi-Wan on some damn fool-idealistic crusade like your father".

"What is it".

"It's your fathers pant-saber, it is the weapon of a Jedi Knight. Not as clumsy or random as a blaster, but an elagent weapon, for a more civilized age".

[Darth Vegas]

"Thank you for your time Jango".

"Always a pleasure to pants a Jedi".



ESB, right after the Falcon leaves the asteroid field, officer aboard Star Deystroyer- "They're coming around for another pass".

Captain Needa- "Pants up".

[Darth Vegas]

"If he had been born in the Republic, he would have been pantsed early".

[Darth Vegas]

"I can't do it Ben, I can't pants my own father".


"There will be no pants for the princess this time".

[Clara]

<span style="color:7000CC">Obi-Wan: "Nice pants"</span>

[BlueSaber]

Try making the quote make sense. Bond, your would have sounded better had you said "I can't kill my own pants."

"Why do I sense we've picked up another pathetic pants."

Obi: "I have a bad feeling about this."
Qui: "I don't sense anything."
Obi: It's not about the pants, master. It's something...elsewhere. Elusive."

[Darth Vegas]

Originally posted by BlueSaber@Sep. 01 2002 - 08:17
Try making the quote make sense. Bond, your would have sounded better had you said "I can't kill my own pants."
It does make sense, to "pants" somebody means to pull there pants down by force. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wink.gif

"If you will not be turned then you will be pantsed"!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Darth Vegas]

Originally posted by Agent Bond A.KA. TK-007@Sep. 01 2002 - 05:24
"I was once a Jedi Knight the same as your father, which reminds me I have something for you. Your father wanted you to pants me when you were old enough, but your uncle wouldn't allow it. He feared you'd follow old Obi-Wan on some damn fool-idealistic crusade like your father".

"What is it".

"It's your fathers pant-saber, it is the weapon of a Jedi Knight. Not as clumsy or random as a blaster, but an elagent weapon, for a more civilized age".
Somebody got to give me props for that one!!!!!!!! :look:


"Lose the pants, let go Luke".

[Jedi Master Babi Blu]

I will not let this republic that has stood for a thousand years be split in two my pants will not fail.

But if they do there arent enough jedi to protect the republic were keepers of the pants not soilders

[General Antilles]

"I can't fight a war for you......I can only pants you"

"I don't know, do you think a guy like me and some pants like her...."
"No"

"I'm not in it for your revolution and I'm not in it for you, Princess, I'm in it for the pants"

"He's turned off his targeting pants. Luke, you've turned off your pants, what's wrong?"
"Nothing"

[Rinc]

"Yours pants betray you father, i feel the good in you, the conflict."

"Your pants are weak old man."

"Hokey religions and ancient pants are no match for a good blaster at your side kid."

"I find your lack of pants disturbing."

"The Force runs strong in my pants. My father has it. I have it."

"And you young Skywalker, we shall watch your pants with great interest."

[Winston_Sith]

"Master Jedi, may I suggest the Senator be placed under the protection of your pants?"

"What, 'yet'? Monsters out dere, leakin' in here, all sinkin' and no pants! When yousa tinkin' weesa in twouble!?!?!"

"What is to become of Jar Jar Binks here?"
"Hissen to be pants-ed."

"We haven't much pants."

"Qui Gon, sir, I heard Yoda say something about 'Pants'... what are 'Pants'?"

"Sorry, I forgot you don't like pants, Master."
"I don't mind pants... but what you're wearing is suicide!"

"Oh, Blast! This is why I hate pants!"

[Winston_Sith]

"But meesa haten pantsen. Dat's da last ting meesa wanten!"

"Once those droids take control of the pants they will take control of you."

"Credits will do fine."
"No, they won't-ah!"
"Credits WILL do fine."
"No, they WON'T-ah!"
"What you think you're some kind of Jedi waving your pants around like that? I'm a Toydarian. Mind-tricks don't work on me. Only money."

"Lost his pants Obi-Wan has. How embarassing..."

"The pants broke..."

"Your thoughts dwell on your pants."

"Join me, Obi-Wan, and together we can destroy the pants!"

"It will be difficult to secure your pants."

"You refer to the prophesy of the one who will bring balance to the Pants. You believe it's this boy...?"

"We made it. I guess I was wrong, there were no pants at all."

"Weesa no car-r-r-r-r-en about da pants!"

"I've been looking forward to pants for a long time."
"Yes, I bet you have..."

"If an Item does not appear in our pants, it doesn't exist!"

[BlueSaber]

LOLOLOLOLOL!!! These are great quotes guys! Keep 'em coming!

"Remember....the pants will be with you. Always."

"Great Chewie. Always thinkin' with your pants."

"I'm betting heavily on pants."

"A young Jedi named Darth Vade, who was a pupil of mine until he turned to evil, helped the Emperor hunt down and destroy the pants."

"He betrayed and murdered your pants."

[Darth Vegas]

"Luke, help me take my pants off".


"What no pants"?! "It's not my fault, I trusted them to fix 'em".


"Luke, there is another, pair....of...pants...in-the-washeeerrrrrrr".

[Darth Vegas]

"What's in there"?

"Only what you take with you, your pants, you will not need them". style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/y.gif

[BlueSaber]

"Use your pants, Luke."

"I have a bad feeling about pants."

"When 900 years old your pants reach, look as good, they will not, hmmm?"

"Just being with pants again is...intoxicating..."

"What about pants?" "She seems to be on top of things."

"I'm haunted by the pants I should never have given you."

"Be mindfull of your pants, Anakin, they betray you."

[Darth Vegas]

"The pants are dangerous master they all sense it, why can't you"?


"I have encountered a vergence in some pants".

"A vergence you say"?

"Located around, a person"?

"A boy, his pants have the highest count of midi-chlorians I've ever seen in a lifeform".

[Darth Vegas]

"That armor's too strong for blaster, switch to your harpoons and tow cables, and go for the pants, it might be our only chance of stopping them".

[Winston_Sith]

"Viceroy, I don't want this stunted slime in my pants again!"

"No money. No pants. No deal!"

"You were right about one thing, Master... the pants were short."

"Seeing you alive brings warm feelings to my pants."

"So, you got your pants and you're leaving, is that it?"

[Darth Vegas]

"I will not pants you father".

"You underestimate the power of the pant side, if you will not be pantsed, than you will meet your destiny".

[Darth Vegas]

"I don't need more pants Chancellor, I need answers".

[Brian]

"You don't need pants, Anakin."

"Mind tricks only work on weak pants."

[Winston_Sith]

"The pants can have a strong influence on the weak minded."

"Stretch out with your pants!"

"You, like your pants... are now mine."

[STar war spUNK]

i don't want this stunted slime in my pants again.

[BlueSaber]

SWP, that was already said earlier by Winston Sith.

Han: Where am I
Leia: Jabba's Pants.

"...Or be with the pants that you love"

"Are you allowed to love? I thought that was forbidden for pants."

[Winston_Sith]

"Around the pants, a perimeter create!" Yoda AOTC

[Winston_Sith]

"Why do I get the feeling we've pantsed another pathetic lifeform?"

"I used to bull's-eye womp-rats in my pants back home."

"Get to your pants!"

"Where are you pantsing this... thing?"

"If you will not be turned... you will be pantsed!"

"He will pants us or die, my Master."

"My father didn't fight in the pants. He was a navigator on a space freighter..."

"Pardon me for asking, sir, but what good are snub fighters going to be against pants?"

[Obi-Stu]

"Do, or Do not, there are no Pants"

"Judge me by my Pants, do you?hmmmm?"

"Slimey? Mudhole? my Pants those are"

"Governor Tarkin, I should have expected to find you holding Vader's Pants."

[Winston_Sith]

"Aw... can't get your pants out!" Yoda TESB

"Life seems so much simpler when you're fixing pants. I'm good at fixing pants... always was. But I couldn't..." Anakin AOTC

"I hate pants!" Anakin AOTC

"Think... use the Pants!" Obi-Wan AOTC

Boba: What is it dad?
Jango: Pack your pants, we're leaving.

"Unfortunately, the debate is not over. The Senate will never approve the use of pants before the Separatists attack." Bail AOTC

[catwmnjedi]

<span style="color:#daa500">Tribute to AOTC...

"Your pants are very impressive."

"Pants pass in time" or "Dreams pass in pants" ???

"They're pants and I slaughtered them like pants!"

"What do you think Padme would do were she in your pants?"

"Blast, this is why I hate pants!"

"Excuse me, I'm in charge of pants here, my lady!"

"If you practiced your pants technique as much as you do your wit, you'd rival Master Yoda as a pantsman!"

"Aim just above the pants."

"Concentrate all firepower on the nearest pants."

"Some pants can't be fixed."

"Well shut me down, pants making pants... how perverse!"

"It might be difficult securing your pants."

"It's obvious this contest cannot be settled by our knowledge of pants."

"We're keepers of the pants, not soldiers."

(OK... I'll stop now!) </span>

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[STar war spUNK]

dang man i was laughing evilly at how no one had my slime quote and then the one post i don't read, someone said it.

(curses madly)

UGH I CAN'T THINK OF ANY THAT HAVEN'T BEEN SAID!

[DarthLestat]

"You do not know the power of the Dark pants"

"that's no Pants, its a space station"

"Where are those pants you intercepted"

"They must have hidden the pants in the escape pod"

Thats cause wookies dont pull pants outta their sockets when they lose"

"He was armed only with pants"

"You pants are weak old man"

"Pants, they're on pants"

"I happen to like nice pants"

[Winston_Sith]

"Hey, you wanna buy some pants?"

"I can't abide those pants. Disgusting creatures..."

[Winston_Sith]

"I suggest a new strategy Atroo: let the pants win."

[JediKeri.]

Omg this is halarious!!!

"May the Pants be with you."

[Handothrawn]

"So, they have finally given you pants, our patience has paid off."

[MegoHulk]

Master Qui Gon sir, I've heard alot of talk about pants, what exactly are pants?

[Rogue_0009]

<span style="color:silver">Your pants you will not need them.

You will pay for your lack of pants

If you pants me now, I shall become more powerful than you could possibly imagine.

Remember, a Jedi can feel the pants flowing through him.</span>

[Dark Prince]

"Trusting our pants with some boy we hardly know?"

"I was not elected to watch my pants suffer and die as you discuss this as a comitte!I suggest new leadership is needed, I call a vote of no pants, in Chancholler Valurm."

"Mesa propose, we give Emergency pants to the Supreame Chancholler!"

[Mothman]

"Don't be too proud of these pants you've created..."

[Dark Prince]

"Besides his pay, Fett demanded one thing, a gentic pair of pants, facnating isn't it."

[X-3PO]

"Have you ever encountered a Jedi's Pants before sir?"

[Dark Prince]

"This time I will pants Darth Sidious"

[Mothman]

"The Emperor has made a critical error and the time for our pants has come."

[Mann]

We are approaching the pants now sir

[Madagan_Starkeeper]

Yoda
Luminous pants are we. Not this crude matter. You must feel the pants around you!

Luke
I--I don't believe it!

Yoda
Pants.... is why you fail.

[Mothman]

Luke...when I am gone....the last of the Jedi you will be.....
Luke......there... is......a-noth-er.........PANTS!!

[Rogue_0009]

<span style="color:silver">Always a pleasure to pants a jedi.</span>

[Dark Prince]

"I will not sign your treaty untill I have her pants on my desk!"~Nute Gunray~AOTC

"At last, we pansed the mighty Chewbacca!" ~Jabba~ROTJ

[Mothman]

That reminds me. Your father wanted you to have this when you were old enough. But your uncle wouldn't allow it.

What is it?

Your father's PANTS!

[Dark Prince]

"Obi Wan never told you what happened to your Father!"
"He Told me you pansed him!"

"No Luke, I, am your father!"

[Javen]

This is your last pants Jabba, pants us or die.

Luke, ROTJ

[Dark Prince]

"Use the pants!"

[RollaFett]

-"What if the pants don't fit? They fit real good to me."

-"The Empire will resize you if they shrink. Put them in!"

[Dark Prince]

Hahah

[Javen]

Thats no moon, thats a pants station.

[Darth Vegas]

"Han will have those pants down we've got to give him more time!"

[Darth Vegas]

"The pants are down, commence attack on the Death Star's main reactor."

[Darth Vegas]

"Obi-Wan never told you waht happened to your pants!"

"He told me enough, he told me you wore them!"

[Darth Vegas]

"Luke help me take my pants off."

[Javen]

What an incredable pants you have discovered.

[Darth Vegas]

"There was nothing you could have done Luke, you'd have been pansed to, and the droids would now be in the hands of the Empire."

[Darth Vegas]

"Luke there is an--o--ther pair of pants---in---the--w--ash--errrrr."

[Darth Vegas]

"As you see my Jedi powers are far beyond yours, now, pants down."

[Mothman]

Excuse me, M'Lady. But I'm in charge of pants around here.

[Darth Vegas]

Leia: "Why do you ask?"

Luke: "I have no memory of my pants, I've never worn them."

[Javen]

Luke:Your overpant's is your weakness

Emperor:And your faith in your pants is yours.

[Madagan_Starkeeper]

Ackbar: You can see here, the Death pants, orbiting the forest moon of Endor....

Greedo: Tell that to Jabba. He may only take your pants.

Obi-Wan: Master Sifo-Dyas was pantsed almost ten years ago.

Anakin: Jedi busines. Go back to your pants.

Yoda: Lost his pants, master Obi-Wan has. How embarrasing!

Obi-Wan: You were right about one thing, Master. The pants were short.

Obi-Wan: A Bongo? What's that?
Qui-Gon: Pants, I hope.

Watto: I happen to have a chance cube. Blue, the boy... Red... his pants!

Yoda: If you leave now, pants them you could...

Yoda: Only a fully trained Jedi Knight, with his pants as his ally, can defeat Vader and his pants.

Librarian: If it is not in the pants, it does not exist!

Sidious: This is my apprentice, Darth Maul. He will find your lost pants.

Dooku: It may be difficult to secure your pants.

Amidala: I ask you to pants us. No, I beg you to pants us.

Amidala: I will not defer. I did not come here to watch my people suffer and be pantsed while you discuss this in committee!.... I call for a vote of no confidence in Chancellor Valorum's pants.

[bodhisattva yoda]

han: and i thought pants smelled bad on the outside!

---

vader: and no pants!
boba fett: as you wish.

---

leia: my pants are dirty.
han: my pants are dirty too.

---

palpatine: there is a disturbance in the pants.
vader: i have felt it, my master.

[bodhisattva yoda]

yoda: the pants of the darkside has fallen.

[Dark Prince]

<span style="color:blue">Nemodian on Naboo:"I thought the pants were going to be drycleaned far from here! This is too close"</span>

<span style="color:purple">Vader:"I find your lack of pants disturbing"</span>

<span style="color:red">JC member:"Your thoughts dwell on your pants"</span>

[Abi-Wan]

"And it could unravel the remainder of the pants."
- Palpatine AotC

"We will find out who is trying to pants you, Padme. I promise you."
- Anakin AotC

"I couldn't find pants I liked. One with an open cockpit, of course..."
- Anakin AotC

"...take it easy. It's dangerous near those pants couplings."
- Obi-Wan AotC

"So that's why we're going in the wrong pants."
- Obi-Wan AotC

[Jors_Dedon]

I don't know if these were said before:

"The bounty hunter on Ord Mantell changed my pants." Han (TESB)
"Pants does not make one great." Yoda
"I want them alive, no pants." Vader

[Jors_Dedon]

"At last we will reveal our pants to the Jedi." - Lord Maul

[X-3PO]

I don't know if this one has been done yet....

"Do you remember you pants? Your real pants?"

[bodhisattva yoda]

anakin: i haven't seen pants in ten years.

---

obi-wan: your pants are very impressive, you must be very proud.

[spaceman2386]

Do or do not there are no pants.

---Yoda,ESB

[bodhisattva yoda]

yoda: pants, ha! a jedi craves not these things.


luke: i have to finish cleaning those pants.


threepio: it wasn't my fault, sir. please don't pants me. i told
him not to go, but he's faulty, malfunctioning. kept babbling on about
his pants.

[spaceman2386]

Pants are path to the Dark Side.

Yoda,TPM

[bodhisattva yoda]

um. is it just me or do some of these make absolutely no sense...

this one must have been said:

yoda: do away with your pants, i mean you no harm.

[spaceman2386]

Originally posted by Dark Prince@Feb 23 2003, 09:48 AM
<span style="color:purple">Vader:"I find your lack of pants disturbing"</span>
in this line from vader dose any one know what the real word he uses. its been buging me all night

[JediGirl16]

"We will watch your pants with great interest"

[spaceman2386]

I haven't heard my pants in a long time, long time.

---Obi Wan,ANH

[bodhisattva yoda]

i believe vader says 'i find your lack of faith disturbing'.

[spaceman2386]

thank you!!! bodhisattva yoda

[spaceman2386]

Search your pants you know it to be true!

---Vader, ESB

[Darth Vegas]

"I pansed them, I pansed them all....."

"Be mindful of the living Force yound padawan, keep your ********** in your pants where it belongs."

"I don't like pants, their tight, constraining, and you have to wear them everywhere."

[spaceman2386]

Pants have storng Influence on the weak mine.

---Obi Wan, ANH

[Obitwokenobi]

This is my apprentice, Darth Pants.

"I pantsed you."
"I know."

[Obitwokenobi]

And now we will discuss the location of your Rebel pants.

[Obitwokenobi]

The same quote w/Pants in different places:

Pants are using a bounty hunter named Jango Fett to create a clone army.
They're pantsing a bounty hunter named Jango Fett to create a clone army.
They're using a pants hunter named Jango Fett to create a clone army.
They're using a bounty pants named Jango Fett to create a clone army.
They're using a bounty hunter named Pantso Fett to create a clone army.
They're using a bounty hunter named Jango Pants to create a clone army.
They're using a bounty hunter named Jango Fett to pants a clone army.
They're using a bounty hunter named Jango Fett to create a pants army.
They're using a bounty hunter named Jango Fett to create a clone pants.

Which one do you think is funniest?

Also, "This is my apprentice, Darth Maul. He will find your lost pants."

[JediGirl16]

We will be watching your pants with great interest.

[spaceman2386]

I have been panted like father before me

[Obitwokenobi]

I am a Jedi, like my pants before me...

They're animals, and I pantsed them like animals.

[spaceman2386]

good pants my young padawn

[spaceman2386]

Vader: "no thats it. thats the rebel pants."

[Obitwokenobi]

Seeing you alive brings warm feelings to my pants.

[Mothman]

Originally posted by Obitwokenobi@Apr 11 2003, 11:22 AM
Seeing you alive brings warm feelings to my pants.
LOL!! style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif

[Obitwokenobi]

Pants not make one great.

[Lord D2]

"I have accepted the truth that you were once Anakin skywalker, my pants."

"Those pants no longer hold any meaning for me."

[spaceman2386]

The emperiors pants are not a forgiving as mine are.

[brookie]

"luke i am your pants"

[Darth Vegas]

"How you get so big wearing pants of this kind?" style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/blink.gif

[Greedo Boy]

You have pantsed me for the last time, Admiral.

[brookie]

"the pants cloud everything"

[Darth Vegas]

"Obi-wan never told you what happened to your pants!"

"He told me enough, he told me you wore them!"

[Plo Koon]

"I find your lack of pants disturbing."

[Darth Vegas]

"You boys have an afull lot of carbon scuerring on your pants, looks like you've seen alot of action".

"Han will have those pants down you've got to give him more time!"

[brookie]

"i'm just a pair of pants trying to make my way in the universe"

[Greedo Boy]

"Take their pants, all of them."

[Darth Vegas]

"Your father wanted you to pants me when you were old enough, but your uncle wouldn't allow it...." style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/crazy.gif

[brookie]

" i want the pants alive"

[Greedo Boy]

"But I was going to Wal-mart to pick up my new pants."

[Plo Koon]

"Your pants will freeze before you reach the first marker"

[Darth Vegas]

"I will not pants you father."

[Greedo Boy]

"You're not actually going into the pants section..."

"They'd be panties to follow us!"

[Greedo Boy]

"Feel the pants flowing over you."

[Greedo Boy]

"Two socks against a pair of pants?"

[Darth Vegas]

"Luke, help me take my pants off..."

[brookie]

"why do i get the feeling that your going to be the death of my pants"

[Greedo Boy]

"... and see if you can get our pants back."

[Greedo Boy]

"Help me Obi-Wan Kenobi, you have my only pants."

[Greedo Boy]

"She's got pants..."

[Greedo Boy]

"He is the chosen one, he will bring pants to the force."

[Plo Koon]

"I will not take your pants off, father"

[flo fett]

It's all Obi-Wan's fault, he's jealous. he's holding my pants.

[Plo Koon]

"Be mindful of your pants, Anakin, they betray you."

[flo fett]

We will not go through these pants again Anakin

[Greedo Boy]

"Then I'll see you in pants! Hyah!"

[Greedo Boy]

"You wear those? You've got better pants than I thought."

[flo fett]

'Your pants are not so finely attuned as that'
'And yours are?'
'possibly'

[flo fett]

tell Jabba I've got the pants

[bodhisattva yoda]

pants are no good out here!

[Greedo Boy]

"He is too young for the pants."

[flo fett]

I find your lack of pants disturbing

[bodhisattva yoda]

pants accepted, captain needa.

[flo fett]

Into my pants flyboy!

[flo fett]

These pants are now the ultimate power in the galaxy

[bodhisattva yoda]

funny...but you're a cheater. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/hmmm.gif
these games have strict rules you know!

[flo fett]

You don't scare us with your sorcerers pants Lord Vader

[flo fett]

LOL sorry *tiny voice *

[bodhisattva yoda]

just don't let it happen again. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/skullwink.gif i don't know what that's supposed to mean. it was for lack of a better smilie, but i guess you can consider that a death threat.



i truly, deeply, love pants. and before we die i want you to know.

[Javen]

"Would you likto buy some pants?"

"You don't want to sell me pants."

"I don't wanna sell you pants"

"You wanna go home and rethink your pants"

"I wanna go home and rethink my pants"

[flo fett]

Originally posted by bodhisattva yoda@Sep 15 2003, 06:17 PM
just don't let it happen again. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/skullwink.gif i don't know what that's supposed to mean. it was for lack of a better smilie, but i guess you can consider that a death threat.




OOOOOOooooh Get him, handbags at dawn! LOL style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif

You want some Jawa pants?

[bodhisattva yoda]

meditate on pants, i will.

[flo fett]

Blind we are, if the making of these pants we did not see

[Greedo Boy]

"Begun, the pants war has."

[Plo Koon]

"When 900 years old, your pants reach, look as good, they will not, hm?"

[flo fett]

Obi-wan never told you what happened to your pants

[bodhisattva yoda]

we received no pants!

[flo fett]

These pants sure feel strange

[bodhisattva yoda]

maxi-big da pants!

[Greedo Boy]

"Well I coundnt' let you wear all the pants."

[Count Dookie]

May the Pants be with you

[mrnapier]

surrender and your pants will be saved

[mrnapier]

yesss, your pants have made you powerful.


your rebel friends have fallen into my pants

[mrnapier]

take your fathers pants at my side!

[mrnapier]

search in your pants you know it is true

(Darth vader at the end of TESB)

[Greedo Boy]

"You, like your pants, are now mine!"

[Count Dookie]

Vader: "Luke, I am wearing your pants!!"

[Jedi_of_the_North]

You will go to the Dagobah system. There you will find Yoda, the Jedi Master who pantsed me.

[Red-Five]

I want to know what happened to the pants they sent you! style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/mad.gif

[DarthSolo]

Bounty Hunters, we dont need their pants.

[Jedi_of_the_North]

General Tarkin, I should've figured you'd be on board. I recognized your foul pants when i was brought aboard this ship.

[DarthSolo]

Luke, I am your pants.

[Jedi_of_the_North]

Great Chewie, great! Always thinking with your pants!

[Red-Five]

Commander, tear this ship apart until you've found those pants, and bring me the passengers, I want them alive!!! style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tie.gif

[Jedi_of_the_North]

I cannot train him. The boy has no pants.

[Momin327]

A variation on Red Five's post: "Commander, tear these pants apart until you have found those plans! And bring me the passengers, I want them alive!"

[Whitesaber]

"All your pants are belong to us..."

Okay, fine, an actual Star Wars quote: "His pants have made him... well, arrogant..." - Obi-wan, AOTC

[Momin327]

Beru: Where are you going?

Luke: Looks like I'm going nowhere, I have to finish cleaning those pants.

[Whitesaber]

"The pants of the darkside has fallen. Begun the Clone War has..." - Yoda, AOTC

[Obidobi]

Surely he must be pants by now.

[frootylupes]

Our position is correct, except... no, pants!

[Momin327]

"Clear bay 327, we are opening the magnetic pants."

[Obidobi]

and so......they've finally given you some pants...

[Momin327]

Porkins: (trying on some pants) I've got a problem here...

Biggs: Unzip!

Porkins: I can hold it!

Biggs: Pull out!

Porkins: No, I'm all (rips pants) RIGHT-AAAAAH!!!

[Obidobi]

You...like your pants are now...MINE!

[Momin327]

Veers: Distance to pants?

AT-AT pilot: 17.28

[Obidobi]

You are unwise to lower your pants

[frootylupes]

That's funny, the pants don't look as bad from out here.

[Obidobi]

ANAKIN : What are you doing?

QUI-GON : Checking your pants for infections.

[YodaFett82]

ANAKIN: You're a Jedi Knight, aren't you?

QUI-GON: What makes you think that?

ANAKIN: I saw your laser pants. Only Jedis wear that kind of pants.

QUI-GON: Perhaps I pantsed a Jedi and took them from him.

ANAKIN: I don't think so... No one can pants a Jedi.

QUI-GON: I wish that were so...

[Momin327]

C-3PO: R2-D2, where are you going? You don't know how the fix the pants, Chewbacca can do it! I'm standing here in pieces, and you're having delusions of grandeur!

[Obidobi]

I care for you too. Only I..............miss your pants.

[Whitesaber]

Yoda: "But agree with your taking these pants as your Padawan learner I do not."

[Whitesaber]

Dooku: "You have interfered with our pants for the last time."

[Whitesaber]

Anakin: "You're going to pay for all the pants that you killed today, Dooku."

[Whitesaber]

Obi-wan: "Your pants are very impressive, you must be very proud."

Jango: "They'll do their job well."

[frootylupes]

Governor Tarkin, I should have expected to find you holding Vader's pants. I recognized your foul stench when I was brought on board.

[Momin327]

"Here, (hands Anakin his pants) try not to lose them again!"

[Whitesaber]

AOTC, Yoda: "Young Skywalker is in pants, terrible pants..."

[Momin327]

"Hard to see, the Dark pants is."

[frootylupes]

stay and watch over the pants.

[Momin327]

"Send a scanning crew aboard. I want every part of the pants checked."

[frootylupes]

I've been trained in defense... I can take care of my pants.

[Momin327]

"Open the pants doors! Open the pants doors!"

[Obidobi]

Inform the commander that Lord Vader's pants has arrived.

[Greedo Boy]

"The Pants is my ally, and a powerful ally it is..."

[Obidobi]

Form up. And stay alert. We could run out of pants real fast.

[Momin327]

Originally posted by Obidobi@Feb 13 2004, 08:24 PM
Inform the commander that Lord Vader's pants has arrived.
That's the best one, sir. Now for my next attempt:

"You will bring Captain Solo and the pants to me!"

[Obidobi]

Sir, we've lost our pants deflector shield.

[Momin327]

"Nevertheless, I'm taking Captain Solo and his pants. You can either profit by this, or be destroyed."

[brookie]

"someone has to save our pants!"

[YodaFett82]

"You came in those pants? You're braver than I thought."

[Obidobi]

Luke, help me take this pants off....
But you'll die!!!!

[Momin327]

"Soon, you will learn to appreciate pants."

[Obidobi]

What of the reports of the Rebel pants massing near Sullust?

[Momin327]

"Let's go, and don't forget the pants!"

[YodaFett82]

"You look strong enough to pull the pants off a Gundark."

[Momin327]

"Hey Luke, thanks. Thanks for getting pants for me. Now I owe you one!"

[Obidobi]

The pants you refer to will soon be back in our hands.

[Momin327]

"If they traced the pants here, they may have learned who they sold them to, and that would lead them back...HOME!"

[Obidobi]

Let's go! And don't forget the pants.

[Momin327]

Originally posted by Momin327@Feb 13 2004, 09:00 PM
"Let's go, and don't forget the pants!"
I already said that...

[Whitesaber]

AOTC, Obi-wan: "They are using a bounty hunter named Jango Fett to create a pants army..."

[Obidobi]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE</div><div class='quotemain'>QUOTE (Momin327 @ Feb 13 2004, 09:00 PM)
"Let's go, and don't forget the pants!"


I already said that...[/b][/quote]

And I said it again.... style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif



No pants is worth this.

[Momin327]

"I guess you don't know everything about pants yet!"

[YodaFett82]

"Judge me by my pants, do you?"

[frootylupes]

Obi-Wan : What if it is true and the people are dying?
Qui-Gon : Either way, we're running out of pants.

[Momin327]

"At last, we will reveal ourselves to the Jedi. At last, we will have pants!"

[Obidobi]

What you got here is a Kamino Kyberpant.

[Momin327]

"Master, we haven't much pants."

[YodaFett82]

"If pants could think, there'd be none of us here, would there?"

[Momin327]

"Look sir, pants!"

[Whitesaber]

AOTC

Obi-wan: "Depends on what, Dex?"

Dexter: "On how good your manners are... on how big your... pants are..."

[Momin327]

"They're moving into attack position! Pants up!"

[Whitesaber]

AOTC, Yoda: "Only a Jedi could've erased those pants..."

[Momin327]

"Pants accepted, Captain Needa."

[YodaFett82]

"Luke's crazy. He can't even take care of his pants, much less rescue anybody."

[Momin327]

"Master, moving pants around is one thing. But this is totally different!"

[frootylupes]

If they can't get those pants fixed, we will be sitting ducks.

[Momin327]

"The Death Star pants are not in the main computer!"

[frootylupes]

At last we're getting pants.

[Momin327]

"She'll be all right. Inform Lord Vader we have pants!"

[frootylupes]

I know nothing about any pants... you must be mistaken.

[Momin327]

"There's always bigger pants."

[frootylupes]

Here, Master. Tatooine... It's small, out of the way, poor... The Trade Federation has no pants there.

[Momin327]

"This is my apprentice, Darth Maul. He will find your lost pants."

[frootylupes]

I've never heard of pants.

[Momin327]

"Freeze! You Rebel pants!"