Star Wars Singles

[Kent]

A Yahoo group a pal of mine has started for SW fans to find their true love in a galaxy far, far away


http://groups.yahoo.com/group/jedimatch

[Blizzard]

We do that here already. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wink.gif

[stormtrooper9]

Ummmmmmmmmmmmm.............OK?

[Kent]

We do that here already.


are you serious? where? I didn't know.

[Blizzard]

I meant that people here have met and married on this site. We don't need to go elsewhere.

[DarthAnakin]

^ People have met and married here! Who?

[Kent]

meant that people here have met and married on this site. We don't need to go elsewhere.

Ah I see. But once you're married, why even the need for a dating site? I meant this for those who are still single. Besides, there's no thread for people to post bios or anything.

[Obi-Stu]

People have met and married here! Who?

Didn't know that, interesting.

Any affairs currently going on? style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/scratchchin.gif

[Miasmo]

I want people to like me for who I am, not what I like. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/huh.gif

Moving on, I recently married a pack of sweet tarts I've had for many years. Actually, since high school. They were my high school sweet tarts. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/inlove.gif

The marriage took place in San Francisco.

[flo fett]

Originally posted by Obi-Stu@Apr 26 2004, 12:10 PM
People have met and married here! Who?

Didn't know that, interesting.

Any affairs currently going on? style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/scratchchin.gif
Yeah me and everyone style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif

[Momin327]

Originally posted by flo fett+Apr 26 2004, 05:44 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(flo fett @ Apr 26 2004, 05:44 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'> <!--QuoteBegin-Obi-Stu@Apr 26 2004, 12:10 PM
People have met and married here! Who?

Didn't know that, interesting.

Any affairs currently going on? style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/scratchchin.gif
Yeah me and everyone style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif [/b][/quote]
Oh, I hope we do meet some point in this decade.

[Javen]

How sad...

[flo fett]

Awww, ain't that nice!? I hope if you ever do meet me sweetie you ain't disappointed style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif

[flo fett]

Originally posted by Javen@Apr 26 2004, 10:45 PM
How sad...
Hey! You mofo, I thought you were my pal!!! *goes in a huff*

[Javen]

Originally posted by flo fett+Apr 26 2004, 04:46 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(flo fett @ Apr 26 2004, 04:46 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'> <!--QuoteBegin-Javen@Apr 26 2004, 10:45 PM
How sad...
Hey! You mofo, I thought you were my pal!!! *goes in a huff* [/b][/quote]
Yes, yes. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/grouphug.gif

[flo fett]

style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif Gets frisky style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/devil.gif

[Momin327]

Originally posted by flo fett@Apr 26 2004, 05:46 PM
Awww, ain't that nice!? I hope if you ever do meet me sweetie you ain't disappointed style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif
Why would I be disappointed?

[flo fett]

I dunno, I might just not live up to your expectations style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif

[Javen]

Originally posted by flo fett@Apr 26 2004, 05:00 PM
I dunno, I might just not live up to your expectations style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif
My expectations is to whoop your booty.

[flo fett]

WHOO HOO!
My work is done... style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/inlove.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/devil.gif

[Miasmo]

See, Kent? We've got all the flirting we need right here. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wink.gif

[flo fett]

*frisks Miasma in an unnecessary way*

[Javen]

Originally posted by flo fett@Apr 26 2004, 05:20 PM
WHOO HOO!
My work is done... style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/inlove.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/devil.gif
We have a match. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif

[flo fett]

style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif

[Tovor]

Originally posted by flo fett+Apr 26 2004, 05:44 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(flo fett @ Apr 26 2004, 05:44 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'> <!--QuoteBegin-Obi-Stu@Apr 26 2004, 12:10 PM
People have met and married here! Who?

Didn't know that, interesting.

Any affairs currently going on? style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/scratchchin.gif
Yeah me and everyone style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif [/b][/quote]
You floozy! You told me I was the only one! style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/crying.gif

And I believed in you. What a fool I am! style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/sad.gif

[Tovor]

Originally posted by Miasma@Apr 26 2004, 07:20 AM
I want people to like me for who I am, not what I like. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/huh.gif

Moving on, I recently married a pack of sweet tarts I've had for many years. Actually, since high school. They were my high school sweet tarts. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/inlove.gif

The marriage took place in San Francisco.
style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif

[leiaorgana]

Originally posted by flo fett@Apr 26 2004, 04:44 PM
Yeah me and everyone style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif

Heheyyy!!! Leave something for the rest of us!!!! style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/blink.gif

style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/giveup.gif snif snif

[Obi-Stu]

Do we need a chaparone in here? style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/devil.gif

[flo fett]

style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif We're a friendly lot!

[Blizzard]

I have been replaced as the Senate sex kitten. I am past my prime. Oh the fun I had.

*hands her crown and whip to Flo*

Keep em in line, Girlfriend. Make em beg.

style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wink.gif

[Whitesaber]

Ahem... sex kitten?? style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/giveup.gif

[Miasmo]

Yea, I know. It's more like sex lioness, isn't it? style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wink.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/kitty.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/devil.gif

[Whitesaber]

What bothers me is the use of an animal name and "sex" in one sentance.... style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/barf.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif WHAT KINDA PLACE ARE YOU RUNNING HERE?!?!

[Darth Morder]

Originally posted by leiaorgana+Apr 27 2004, 10:09 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(leiaorgana @ Apr 27 2004, 10:09 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'> <!--QuoteBegin-flo fett@Apr 26 2004, 04:44 PM
Yeah me and everyone style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif

Heheyyy!!! Leave something for the rest of us!!!! style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/blink.gif

style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/giveup.gif snif snif [/b][/quote]
no need to concern yourself style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif

[leiaorgana]

Originally posted by Darth Morder@Apr 30 2004, 07:11 PM
no need to concern yourself style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif

Is that a proposition???? style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/blush.gif

style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/inlove.gif

[Darth Morder]

Originally posted by leiaorgana+May 1 2004, 12:30 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(leiaorgana @ May 1 2004, 12:30 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-Darth Morder@Apr 30 2004, 07:11 PM
no need to concern yourself style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif

Is that a proposition???? style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/blush.gif

style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/inlove.gif[/b][/quote]
style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/ohmy.gif (gulp) style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/blush.gif

[flo fett]

Originally posted by Blizzard@Apr 30 2004, 03:11 PM
I have been replaced as the Senate sex kitten. I am past my prime. Oh the fun I had.

*hands her crown and whip to Flo*

Keep em in line, Girlfriend. Make em beg.

style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wink.gif
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO! style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/ohmy.gif

*looks sadly at the whip*

But I still have so much to learn from you Mistress!!!

[Whitesaber]

You can practice on me, Flo.

[Darth Morder]

If she was to practice on you white I think she'd change the whip for a scourge ( ie tie barbs on each of the ends of the whip)

[Miasmo]

She saves that for her high-paying clients... uh... or so I've heard.

[leiaorgana]

Originally posted by Miasma@May 6 2004, 08:18 PM
She saves that for her high-paying clients... uh... or so I've heard.

Don´t try to excuse yourself ... (high-paying clients)... style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif

that´s how he calls it now... style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif

(just kidding) style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/blink.gif

[flo fett]

Originally posted by Miasma@May 7 2004, 02:18 AM
She saves that for her high-paying clients... uh... or so I've heard.
style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/ohmy.gif

*grabs Miasma and gives him dutch rubs*

It's just as well I like you otherwise.... grrrrrrrr!!!! style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/devil.gif

[Darth Morder]

* Is disappointed that he didn't get to watch flo slaughter Miasma *

j/k style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif

[Master Magnus]

Hey, I got the best idea ever! Let's make this an international meeting board for Star Wars crazed singles!

Are there any Swedish girls between the ages 18 to 30 out there style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/inlove.gif ?

Easy going, I was just kidding.

[Obidobi]

Heh...The first girl I eh... style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/censored.gif was Swedish..... style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/inlove.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/devil.gif

[leiaorgana]

Originally posted by Obidobi@May 13 2004, 10:44 PM
Heh...The first girl I eh... style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/censored.gif was Swedish..... style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/inlove.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/devil.gif

style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/huh.gif ... style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/blink.gif

[flo fett]

Originally posted by Obidobi@May 14 2004, 04:44 AM
Heh...The first girl I eh... style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/censored.gif was Swedish..... style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/inlove.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/devil.gif
And I bet she wasn't the last one either eh? Obi you big love god you!! style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/devil.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif

[Obidobi]

Originally posted by flo fett+May 19 2004, 09:56 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(flo fett @ May 19 2004, 09:56 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'> <!--QuoteBegin-Obidobi@May 14 2004, 04:44 AM
Heh...The first girl I eh... style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/censored.gif was Swedish..... style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/inlove.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/devil.gif
And I bet she wasn't the last one either eh? Obi you big love god you!! style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/devil.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif [/b][/quote]
You are right.... I have given many many women a hug after that..... style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wink.gif

[flo fett]

style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/scratchchin.gif Hmmmmm riiiiiiiight...a hug....sure style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif

[leiaorgana]

Originally posted by flo fett@May 19 2004, 04:57 PM
style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/scratchchin.gif Hmmmmm riiiiiiiight...a hug....sure style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif

Of course!!! then he needs to hurry to run away!!!! style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif

[Obidobi]

Originally posted by leiaorgana+May 20 2004, 05:10 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(leiaorgana @ May 20 2004, 05:10 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'> <!--QuoteBegin-flo fett@May 19 2004, 04:57 PM
style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/scratchchin.gif Hmmmmm riiiiiiiight...a hug....sure style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif

Of course!!! then he needs to hurry to run away!!!! style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif [/b][/quote]
style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/sad.gif

[flo fett]

*hugs poor Dobi*
I'm sure that something was lost in translation there!
style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/grouphug.gif

Just think of all the women at CIII hungry for your Scandinavian love style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif

[Obidobi]

style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/w00t.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/inlove.gif

[Tovor]

Originally posted by Obidobi@May 13 2004, 11:44 PM
Heh...The first girl I eh... style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/censored.gif was Swedish..... style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/inlove.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/devil.gif
Quoted post

Did you finish with her? I know she wasn't Finnish. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif

[Obidobi]

Well.... She got a good laugh.... style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/sad.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/banghead.gif

[Tovor]

What did you do, seduce her with laughing gas?

[Aurra Sing]

Frisky games going on without Aurra??

[Greedo Boy]

You can count me out. As I once said before....:

i will give you several reasons why you should never hook oup with someone from on line.

reasons:
-they might be ugly
-they might be mean
-they might be a man pretending to be a chick
-they might be a lying teenager trying to set you up
-they might be a murderer
-they might be insane
-they might make you a slave(it's possible)
-they might kidnap you
-they might spank/whip you whiile you rub oil on their thighs
-they might just spank/whip you anyway
-they might be cheap
-they might have terrible taste
-they might have terrible manners
-they might feed you disgusting things(like dogs and grandmas)
-theyt might rob you
-they might be an escaped convict on the run from the law
-they might do drugs
-they might even be an alien who will abduct you and suck out your innards and take pictures of you, shave you down, and take you to their ruler to do tricks and act like a comical monkey(hey, it happened to me once, but that's beside the point)

they could be all sorts of bad and nasty things, so it would be best not to take the risk, and just stay at home with a shotgun and baseball bat and keep those sick and perverted alien slave traders away.

[Greedo Boy]

Someday that post is going to rub out...

...

...

...

...

...but I don't care...

Originally posted by Obidobers
Well.... She got a good laugh....
I wonder why... style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/scratchchin.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif

[Whitesaber]

Originally posted by Greedo Boy@Sep 1 2004, 11:05 PM
You can count me out. As I once said before....:

i will give you several reasons why you should never hook oup with someone from on line.

reasons:
-they might be ugly
-they might be mean
-they might be a man pretending to be a chick
-they might be a lying teenager trying to set you up
-they might be a murderer
-they might be insane
-they might make you a slave(it's possible)
-they might kidnap you
-they might spank/whip you whiile you rub oil on their thighs
-they might just spank/whip you anyway
-they might be cheap
-they might have terrible taste
-they might have terrible manners
-they might feed you disgusting things(like dogs and grandmas)
-theyt might rob you
-they might be an escaped convict on the run from the law
-they might do drugs
-they might even be an alien who will abduct you and suck out your innards and take pictures of you, shave you down, and take you to their ruler to do tricks and act like a comical monkey(hey, it happened to me once, but that's beside the point)

they could be all sorts of bad and nasty things, so it would be best not to take the risk, and just stay at home with a shotgun and baseball bat and keep those sick and perverted alien slave traders away.
Quoted post


To add to G-Boy's list, something I learned from watching 24:

- They might be terrorists
- They might be conspiring against you

And something I learned when I joined with an Aayla Secura avatar:

- They might think you're a girl when you're really a guy

[stormtrooper9]

Originally posted by Greedo Boy@Sep 2 2004, 12:05 AM
You can count me out. As I once said before....:

i will give you several reasons why you should never hook oup with someone from on line.

reasons:
-they might be ugly
-they might be mean
-they might be a man pretending to be a chick
-they might be a lying teenager trying to set you up
-they might be a murderer
-they might be insane
-they might make you a slave(it's possible)
-they might kidnap you
-they might spank/whip you whiile you rub oil on their thighs
-they might just spank/whip you anyway
-they might be cheap
-they might have terrible taste
-they might have terrible manners
-they might feed you disgusting things(like dogs and grandmas)
-theyt might rob you
-they might be an escaped convict on the run from the law
-they might do drugs
-they might even be an alien who will abduct you and suck out your innards and take pictures of you, shave you down, and take you to their ruler to do tricks and act like a comical monkey(hey, it happened to me once, but that's beside the point)

they could be all sorts of bad and nasty things, so it would be best not to take the risk, and just stay at home with a shotgun and baseball bat and keep those sick and perverted alien slave traders away.
Quoted post

Most of that stuff can also be if you meet in person.

[Obidobi]

Originally posted by Tovor@Sep 2 2004, 04:33 AM
What did you do, seduce her with laughing gas?
Quoted post

style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/sad.gif No... I just sucked..... style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue2.gif

[Tovor]

Not you, I don't believe that.

[Greedo Boy]

*Hides under his rock in the woods.*

[Justin]

This link doesn't work anymore.

[Obi-Stu]

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[Greedo Boy]

I couldn't think of you. But now I've been given a solution as to how I might be able to get more people in!

[Obi-Stu]

I keep an eye out...

[Obidobi]

Originally posted by Tovor@Sep 3 2004, 06:42 AM
Not you, I don't believe that.
Quoted post

Hey.. I was 15 and that was all new to me...... style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif