The Foreign Club

[Solo]

Now that's better, everybody have a :beer:

Can I have a :beer: as well?

[Orandhite]

^ Course you can! :herebeer:

How come you are bored LO?

[leiaorgana]

Can I have a :beer: as well?

of course! here you go :beer:

I'm bored... I have nothing to do and LS is taking a nap...

[Solo]

Thank you for the :beer:. :cheers:

[empire21]

I'm bored... I have nothing to do and LS is taking a nap...

Go take a nap with him. :P

[leiaorgana]

he got up already... he's in his pc now... anyone wants another drink?

[empire21]

Wow, that was quick.

What's Sam drinking?

[leiaorgana]

Nothing at the moment... :giveup:

[empire21]

Has he taken ill? :giveup:

[leiaorgana]

I dunno... he's getting me concern though

[empire21]

Open a can of something, maybe the sound will get him going.

[leiaorgana]

Lol! I was gonna rep you but I have to spread some around first...

[empire21]

I have to spread some around first...

That sounds so delightfully dirty. :laughing:

[Master Magnus]

It's filth, filth I tell you... :P

[flo fett]

*appears*
Did someone say filth?

[Jedi Master Harrison]

Filth is as filth does. The UK meet up was definitely filthy! :rockon:

[Master Magnus]

Filth is as filth does. The UK meet up was definitely filthy! :rockon:
And I missed that? Darn.:doh:

[empire21]

Oh good job, Magnus! :bop:

[Master Magnus]

Oh good job, Magnus! :bop:
You know, I will never be able to forgive myself. I must have a :cookie:.

[Jedi Master Harrison]

^ You'll need more than that! Next time we have a meet (which is looking like early June) you better all show up, you can't buy a better time! :w00t:

[JackBauer24]

It's beer o'clock, everyone.

[empire21]

It's beer o'clock, everyone.

I love that time of day. :superhappy:

[JackBauer24]

Lessee...it's 10 in the morning.

I don't have to be at work for another two hours, but I don't get out until 8 tonight.

Today's gonna suck.

Gimmee a beer! Something foreign!

[Master Magnus]

It's beer o'clock, everyone.
Oh, and I thought that occurred on every hour of the day? :scratchchin:

[leiaorgana]

Lol! no, that's mostly in nordic countries!! :lol:

[Lord Senes]

it's VODKA o'clock, everyone.

[Orandhite]

Damn, you move fast! :laughing:

[flo fett]

it's VODKA o'clock, everyone.

WOOT!!!
:w00t:

[Orandhite]

It's ALL going on in the chat right now.

[Jedi Master Harrison]

I met 2 Swedish girls today. They were accountants and so we swapped accounting jokes. *Yawn* One was blonde and had a face a bit like a horse, the other was a dark brunette, who was pretty sweet looking and a good sense of humour (other than the accounting gags!) So the meeting that I was dreading was a pretty easy affair really. I love it when a plan comes together! :superhappy:

[empire21]

Swedish and a dark brunette, huh? :rise:

Btw, you're getting rep for the A-Team quote :yeah:

[Orandhite]

Pretty sweet work day there bro!

My work day consisted of having to deal with :censored:s.

[Jedi Master Harrison]

Swedish and a dark brunette, huh? :rise:

Btw, you're getting rep for the A-Team quote

Cheers buddy - I need some more rep. :lol: Always appreciated. :howdy: Women are lovely to look at.

Pretty sweet work day there bro!

My work day consisted of having to deal with :censored:s.

Yeah, you get days like that. Still, there are always better days ahead........apparently.

[Orandhite]

You think? Every day is a big pile of :censored: at the moment.

[Jedi Master Harrison]

Every day is like Sunday..........every day is dull and grey.......... *hits himself with a daffodil*

[Orandhite]

Every day is bull:censored:. The system is broken.

[Master Magnus]

I met 2 Swedish girls today. They were accountants and so we swapped accounting jokes. *Yawn* One was blonde and had a face a bit like a horse, the other was a dark brunette, who was pretty sweet looking and a good sense of humour (other than the accounting gags!) So the meeting that I was dreading was a pretty easy affair really. I love it when a plan comes together! :superhappy:
I guess one of the girls was called Inga and the other Ingrid (stereotypical Swedish names in American films :P).

[Jedi Master Harrison]

Why stand on a silent platform, fight the war, :censored: the norm.

JMH, a lyric for every occassion. :bow:

[Jedi Master Harrison]

^^ No, Louise and Sofia, actually. :wink:

[empire21]

^^ No, Louise and Sofia, actually. :wink:


Which was the cute one?

[Jedi Master Harrison]

Sofia, she was probably late 20's. Quite intelligent too. The other lass was only a baby, maybe 21. So still time to blossom into a beautiful swan. But more likely to be shot and served up in a Chinese restaurant. :laughing: I'm just playing, before anyone takes umbridge. :)

[flo fett]

Sounds like you had a better day than me then mate!

[Orandhite]

^ :hug:.

[Jedi Master Harrison]

^ yes, let's sandwich young Flo in a Harrison bros hug. :hug: That'll either make her day or finish her off! :laughing: Let's hope you have a better weekend!

[flo fett]

WOOT! Sammich! :w00t:

[Orandhite]

We'll be the bread, you can be the fillin'.

[flo fett]

Am I sweet or savoury?

[Orandhite]

I like to think a little bit of both. :blush:

[Jedi Master Harrison]

I like to think of you as a piece of meat. :rofl: Sorry, I'm not helping cheer you up now, am I?! I just never can resist the easy gag. :ohwell:

[empire21]

Am I sweet or savoury?

I'd be happy to let you know if I could get a free sample. :yes:

[leiaorgana]

^ Lol! or you can always temp her with vodka... :wink:

[Lord Senes]

vodka? where?

[empire21]

Where?

Wherever Flo Fett is. Thats where. :wink:

[flo fett]

:laughing:

Oh there was so much vodka last night...so much...

[Master Magnus]

vodka? where?
Well, don't look around my place, otherwise you'll be quite disappointed...

[Orandhite]

^ Yes, I always figured you as a Port sort of man. :wink:

[leiaorgana]

Well... we're beginning to stock for my b-day, especially considering the house guests! :lol:

[Orandhite]

I wish I could make it. :worried:

[leiaorgana]

^ aww, I wish you and the missus, both could make it :(

[flo fett]

Well... we're beginning to stock for my b-day, especially considering the house guests!
WHEEEEEEEEE!!!! :w00t:

I wish I could make it. :(:grouphug::(

[Jedi Master Harrison]

I have had little time to work on my plans as of yet. Money seems to be haemorraging (yeah I know the spelling of that is totally messed up, but I can't be bothered to look it up) at the minute. I'll have to see what I can do.

Maybe Obidobi could get his boat to sail to Dover and then to Finland! :laughing:

[flo fett]

I'm trying to sort out my hotel and flights, it seems to be that I might have to fly out of one of the London airports cos flying from Scotland seems to attract a massive hike of the price!

[leiaorgana]

Any help you guys need let me know!

[empire21]

Any help you guys need let me know!

Can you pay for my flights and also can you pay for the drugs to get me on the plane?

[Jedi Master Harrison]

I'm trying to sort out my hotel and flights, it seems to be that I might have to fly out of one of the London airports cos flying from Scotland seems to attract a massive hike of the price!

Well, let me know if you and Andy need to stay overnight. As you know I'm only 45 mins from Gatwick and only an hour (on a good day) from Heathrow.

Any help you guys need let me know!

Thanks Flo, I shall let you know, once I have worked out whether I can make it.

[flo fett]

Well, let me know if you and Andy need to stay overnight. As you know I'm only 45 mins from Gatwick and only an hour (on a good day) from Heathrow.

Thank you very much!

[Master Magnus]

Well... we're beginning to stock for my b-day, especially considering the house guests! :lol:
When was that again?

[Jedi Master Harrison]

Thank you very much!

You know you guys are welcome anytime, announced or not!

When was that again?

Is the Magster going to be at Flo x 2 party?! :w00t:

[Sarah-Leia]

Hi everyone!

[empire21]

Hi Sarah! :wave:

[Master Magnus]

Is the Magster going to be at Flo x 2 party?! :w00t:
The Magster would love to attend the party, but the Magster don't know if it's possible.

[Jedi Master Harrison]

^ Same here. If only money didn't matter. *Sigh*

[Solo]

^Yeah. :(

[Master_Kinnon]

Hey guys :)

[Jedi Master Harrison]

Hey MK, long time no see - how you doing buddy? :cheers:

[empire21]

Hey stud! :spank:

[Master_Kinnon]

Hey dudes :) Glad to be back! Getting kinda sick of this whole studying thing...I wanna come back to the real world!

[Solo]

One must study hard, so he can filthy rich and drink as much beer as he likes without any problem.:)

[Sarah-Leia]

Sarah is partyless, therefore sad.

[Master_Kinnon]

One must study hard, so he can filthy rich and drink as much beer as he likes without any problem.:)

You're so right my friend. I should be thinking about the beer. :wink:

[flo fett]

Sarah is partyless, therefore sad.
:hug:

[Solo]

Sarah is partyless, therefore sad.

We are all here Sarah. :grouphug:

[leiaorgana]

So what's up???

it's saturday night and no one feels like chatting?

[Master Magnus]

So what's up???

it's saturday night and no one feels like chatting?
Obviously not, since it's now Sunday and it's pretty quiet around here...

[empire21]

We could always make some noise.

[Master_Kinnon]

Sunday's suck

[empire21]

Sunday's suck

Sundays don't suck if your here posting with us.

That sounded unbelievably corny. *grabs another beer*:herebeer:

[Master_Kinnon]

Aw here's to Emp and his cheesiness :herebeer:

[empire21]

Thanks buddy. :cheers:

[Master_Kinnon]

*gives Emp a beer*

[empire21]

*Downs beer* :drooly:

[Master_Kinnon]

Think some cooling Coronas are in order tonight

[empire21]

If you want a real beer have a Steelback Blue Thunder, it's a good Canadian beer that will put some hair on your chest. :wink:

[Master_Kinnon]

I'll have to track it down sometime and see if that works. Though I'm quite happy with no hairs on my chest :wink:

[empire21]

Same here, although I do look quite barbaric with a hairy chest. :viking:

[Master_Kinnon]

That can be a good look on the right guy.

[empire21]

It only happens with me when I'm being extremely lazy.

[Master_Kinnon]

I'm sure you look quite striking with a hairy chest :wink:

[empire21]

If my camera was in working order I would take a pic for you as I have been quite lazy as of late. :P

[Master_Kinnon]

You tease you...now I'm hating your technology.

*sits down and cries*

[Master Magnus]

*gives Emp a beer*
Can I have one too?

[empire21]

I thought you didn't drink, Mags!

[Master_Kinnon]

*gives a beer to Magnus*

Enjoy! :herebeer:

[Jedi Master Harrison]

I thought you didn't drink, Mags!

Putting up with you for the last 3 years has driven him to the bottle! :tease:

[empire21]

I forsee your banning in the near future. :glare:

[Jedi Master Harrison]

^ Your force powers are not yet that strong - always in motion the future is! :laughing:

[Solo]

I forsee your banning in the near future. :glare:

^ Your force powers are not yet that strong - always in motion the future is! :laughing:

:laughing:

[Master Magnus]

I thought you didn't drink, Mags!
I don't, but a light beer wouldn't hurt, would it?

*gives a beer to Magnus*

Enjoy! :herebeer:
Oh, a cold light beer! Thanks mate!

*BUUUUUUUUUURP*

No, mesa no liken light beer either...

[Solo]

No :beer: never hurts. :beer: has secret healing powers. For example, with enough quantity of beer, all ladies look beautiful.

:cheers:

[Master_Kinnon]

They only look beautiful to some of us...to me there's not enough beer in the world. :laughing:

[flo fett]

And for us ladies there's always Mando armour. It hides a world of sins, it's a great leveller.


And when all else fails there's vodka.

[Master_Kinnon]

Could use a vodka about now

[flo fett]

I could use a sooper dooper painkilling flu-type thingy remover


which might actually be vodka

[Solo]

Vodka - lemon should be good for flu. It has lots of vitamin C in it.

[Master Magnus]

Hello!
Hello!
Hello!
Hello!

There's just an echo in here. It's no fun sitting alone here at the bar all by myself, where are you guys?

[Talcy]

Trying to work!

Damn! Working at home is a hell of a lot tougher than you might think! I keep finding myself here!

[Master Magnus]

Trying to work!

Damn! Working at home is a hell of a lot tougher than you might think! I keep finding myself here!
Oh, so Easter Monday isn't a holiday in the UK then?

Procrastination, friend or foe? :P

[flo fett]

Well it's a holiday for me! I'm enjoying a lovely day just doing nothing!

[Master_Kinnon]

I'm spending my day trying to find a career

[Master Magnus]

Just today, Flo? :P
I'm spending my day trying to find a career
Any particular career or something more specific?

[Master_Kinnon]

Trying to find out what kind of career would suit me. Took an aptitude test so checking out some jobs based on that.

Anyone fancy doing my research questionnaire?

[flo fett]

I'll do it!

[flo fett]

Just today, Flo? :P

:hmmm:
You're going the right way for a smacked bottom!

:laughing:

[Master_Kinnon]

Just PM me your email addy my dear and I'll get it over to you!

[Master Magnus]

:hmmm:
You're going the right way for a smacked bottom!

:laughing:
Oh la la.:neener:

Trying to find out what kind of career would suit me. Took an aptitude test so checking out some jobs based on that.

Anyone fancy doing my research questionnaire?
Sure thing!

[Master_Kinnon]

Drop me a PM with your email MM and I'll get it over to you!

[Solo]

Trying to find out what kind of career would suit me. Took an aptitude test so checking out some jobs based on that.

Anyone fancy doing my research questionnaire?

I would.

[Master_Kinnon]

Aw you guys are awesome :hug:

[empire21]

If you need more help MK send one my way.

[Solo]

Aw you guys are awesome :hug:

Filled and sent back. :cheers:

[Master_Kinnon]

If you need more help MK send one my way.

Drop me a PM with your email addy and I'll get it over to you :)

[Solo]

Are we allowed to drink :beer: here?

I just opened a bottle of Miller.

[empire21]

Are we allowed to drink :beer: here?

I just opened a bottle of Miller.

You're a Mod now drink wherever the hell you want. :P

[Darill Cyllem]

Are we allowed to drink :beer: here?

I just opened a bottle of Miller.
Miller is from my home town. :)
Just thought i'd share.

[Solo]

^Nice beer. Largest beer manufacturer in my country is manufacturing it with licence and their major plant is located in my city. Mrs Solo and I like drinking this beer. :cheers:

[Master_Kinnon]

I had some Sol last night and damn it went down well!

[JackBauer24]

Miller for everyone!

[Solo]

:cheers:

[Master_Kinnon]

You're a good man Jack :)

[JackBauer24]

:cheers:

[Master_Kinnon]

:herebeer:

[Solo]

Any Millers left for a thirsty smuggler?

[Master_Kinnon]

*passes Solo a beer*

[Solo]

:cheers:

[Master Magnus]

I'm not that thirsty, but a piece of that pie would be great.

[Master_Kinnon]

Beer is good :cheers:

[empire21]

I'm not that thirsty, but a piece of that pie would be great.

I like pie. :)

[Master Magnus]

^Tell me what food you don't like. :P

[Solo]

Is there any pie left?

[Master_Kinnon]

What kind of pie is it?

[empire21]

Is it Swedish pie? That'll probably be good.

Asian pie is good and Canadian pie is to die for.

I like pie.

[Master_Kinnon]

I might want some pie

[Solo]

Can I have a piece? I don't care about the nationality of the pie.:nahnah:

[empire21]

Can I have a piece? I don't care about the nationality of the pie.:nahnah:

That's usually my attitude towards pie. :w00t:

[Solo]

Great minds my friend, great minds.

[empire21]

*High fives Solo*

[Master_Kinnon]

You should form some kind of International Pie Appreciation Society

[Master Magnus]

Is it Swedish pie? That'll probably be good.

Of course it is!

[Solo]

*High fives Solo*

:cheers:

[Master_Kinnon]

What's in Swedish pie?

[empire21]

What's in Swedish pie?

I'm not even gonna go there. :laughing:

[Master_Kinnon]

Go on....tell us....

[Jedi Master Harrison]

I really fancy steak and ale pie now!

[empire21]

Go on....tell us....

Read your PM. :P

[JackBauer24]

I just like pumpkin pie.

[Master Magnus]

Go on....tell us....
I don't think you're ready yet.:grin:

[flo fett]

*shakes her head at all the double talk in here*

I am not even going to mention my opinion on pie :lol:

[empire21]

OMG please do. :yes:

I'll be ever so grateful.

[Master_Kinnon]

Read your PM. :P

Lol got it. Dirty b*stard :laughing:

[flo fett]

OMG please do. :yes:

I'll be ever so grateful.
I'll tell you at C5...so you better go.

[empire21]

I'll tell you at C5...so you better go.

:w00t: :rise:

[Master Magnus]

Woot! Then I must be there as well! I also want to know what's in them Swedish pies...

[Jedi Master Harrison]

^ Check out a DVD shop near you! :wink:

[Master_Kinnon]

When is C5?

[JackBauer24]

Who's eating pie?

[Master Magnus]

^No Jack, you're not getting any.

[JackBauer24]

Aw, but I want some pie!

[flo fett]

When is C5?
We don't know yet, there's been no announcement. Most people think it'll be May 2009 or 2010.

[JackBauer24]

Flo, did you bake pie?

[flo fett]

I am staying out of the pie conversation, it's too risque for me. :laughing:

[Master Magnus]

Flo, did you bake pie?
She is a pie, silly.:nahnah:

[JackBauer24]

:blink:

Wow. A sentient pie.


Is she apple or cherry?

[Jedi Master Harrison]

Honey. :wink: :superhappy:

[flo fett]

*stuffs her sleeve in her mouth to stop from laughing childishly*

[JackBauer24]

I am staying out of the pie conversation, it's too risque for me. :laughing:

Risque? I thought we were talking about food.

[empire21]

:blink:

Wow. A sentient pie.


Is she apple or cherry?

Well, she definitely isn't a cherry.

*Leaves before more crudeness follows*

[JackBauer24]

No, silly. She's a human.

[Master_Kinnon]

Wow I feel like I'm in a parallel universe

[JackBauer24]

Me, too. For once, I'm the one NOT talking about sex!

[Master_Kinnon]

Lol it's all we've spoken about here for the last 2 hours.

[JackBauer24]

Gee, you'd think that the forum was imbued with hormones or something.

[leiaorgana]

I think they do when yo cross the door... spray you all with hormones that is.

[JackBauer24]

I think they do when yo cross the door... spray you all with hormones that is.

What, you're immune?

[leiaorgana]

No, I'm the one spraying you all!

Muahahhahahahahah :evil:

[JackBauer24]

:mellow:

I ain't goin near that one.

:hmmm:

[empire21]

:mellow:

I ain't goin near that one.

:hmmm:


You have no idea of how proud I am of you right now.

[JackBauer24]

Yeah, but you know that sometime today you'll come across a post that'll make you ashamed of me all over again. It's a sad pattern.

Okay, okay. Beers for everyone in the Foreign Club! :beer::cheers::herebeer::shots:

[Solo]

:cheers:

[Jedi Master Harrison]

Yeah, but you know that sometime today you'll come across a post that'll make you ashamed of me all over again. It's a sad pattern.

Okay, okay. Beers for everyone in the Foreign Club! :beer::shots:

Yep, you use us and abuse us and still we love you for it. :cheers: :herebeer:

[JackBauer24]

LOL! You make it sound like I'm the GS's wife-beating husband!

[Jedi Master Harrison]

It's not your fault, I make you angry and you have every right to lash out to punish me. :nahnah: Sometimes I think I should leave you, but then I realise how much you mean to me. :rofl:

[JackBauer24]

I'm honestly conflicted. I don't know whether to beat you or hug you.

[Solo]

First beat him, then hug him, then beat him again. :wink:

[leiaorgana]

You have no idea of how proud I am of you right now.

:zap:
First beat him, then hug him, then beat him again. :wink:

:clap: :rofl:

[flo fett]

*beats everyone up and then loves them*

[empire21]

I like when Flo gets rough.

:w00t:

[flo fett]

*wrassles Emp to the floor then sits on him and has some vodka*

[empire21]

*Pinches Flo's bum causing her to spill her vodka*

[flo fett]

*punches Emp in an affectionate but warning way and licks her spilt vodka up*

[empire21]

*Informs Flo that she missed a spot*

[Jedi Master Harrison]

^ yeah, on my chest! :w00t: :laughing:

Hmmmm, I'm not sure it is a good thing to be beaten up but then loved by a woman. But hell, I'm willing to give it a go! :rockon:

[Solo]

My God, you made me laugh on this awful day. Thanks guys. :grouphug:

[empire21]

Where did all you damn foreigners go?

[Master Magnus]

I'm here...

[Jedi Master Harrison]

Half of me is still in Munich, the other half looking forward to Helsinki! :w00t:

[flo fett]

I'm here but I nearly got eaten by my closet while searching for my running shorts :laughing:
I really need to clear it out.

[Orandhite]

I'm here, but I'm going to be there this time tomorrow. Well actually, at that time, I won't really be anywhere, just on my way.

But I'm kinda here. :D

[empire21]

Oh look, the foreigners are back.

Still a few missing though. :scratchchin:

[flo fett]

They'll show up, they always do :laughing:

[empire21]

Here, let me open a can of beer, perhaps the familiar sound will get their attention.

[flo fett]

*wishes she had beer*

[empire21]

*Opens a Kronenbourg for Flo*

[flo fett]

*weeps with gratitude*

[empire21]

*Gives Flo another and another*

Get drunk my little vixen. * Shrill laughter*

[flo fett]

:lol:

I hope you're not planning to take advantage of me young man!

[empire21]

I'll have you know that I'm a more respectable man than that and I would never try that on a woman I fancy.......:rofl:

[flo fett]

Damn.

:laughing:

[Jedi Master Harrison]

I'm here but I nearly got eaten by my closet while searching for my running shorts :laughing:
I really need to clear it out.

The thought of you running in shorts has just really cheered my evening up. :superhappy:

[flo fett]

The thought of you running in shorts has just really cheered my evening up. :superhappy:
Aww bless. :laughing: I'm just glad you can't see the sweaty reality.

[empire21]

A sweaty Flo.

*Wishes he was the cause of such sweatiness*

Damn, I keep forgetting I'm a mod. :doh:

[Master Magnus]

Here, let me open a can of beer, perhaps the familiar sound will get their attention.
Beer power doesn't work on me, young Jedi... :wink:

[empire21]

Really?!?

You are here, aren't you? :nahnah:

[leiaorgana]

well for starters he's Swedish, maybe you ought to offer him something stronger... :lol:

[empire21]

What do the Swedish like to drink anyway?

[JackBauer24]

Meatball gravy?

[leiaorgana]

^ :rofl:

Maybe some Vodka.... :wink:

[Lord Senes]

We got the very unofficial GS Europe meeting going on @ my place... Along with Jedi Master Harrison, leiaorgana, me and flo fett, and i'm running out of beer already.. ;)

[Master Magnus]

What do the Swedish like to drink anyway?
Brännvin (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Br%C3%A4nnvin).:P

[leiaorgana]

how about Pripps?

[JackBauer24]

What, no Coke?

[Lord Senes]

evidence!

[Lord Senes]

me.

[empire21]

evidence!

Why must I be such a wimp?

I need to get my ass on a plane.

[JackBauer24]

I'm not getting my ass on a plane until I don't have to buy a separate seat for each individual cheek.

[Blizzard]

evidence!Two Andys. Two Flos. Double the fun!!! :rockon:

[Master Magnus]

evidence!
How nice! Sorry I couldn't join you guys. :(

[Master Magnus]

Doobers and Morridini, I hope you both had a pleasant Syttende maj!

[Lord Senes]

more pics...

[Jedi Master Harrison]

I had some 7.5% mead last night in the restaurant, an absolutely delightful reindeer steak and also some of the Finnish traditional spirit, Koskenkorva! :w00t:

[empire21]

Yes, yes, thats all great, Andy, but what I want to know is who those ladies are?