The Foreign Club

[empire21]

Yeah, it is, I just wrote and those are the only lyrics. :)

[Master Magnus]

Something's invaded my night, painting my sleep with a colour so bright...

[empire21]

That's it!

I'm getting the hell out of this funky place. :blink:

[Master Magnus]

That's it!

I'm getting the hell out of this funky place. :blink:
Like a rubber ball you'll come bouncing back to us...:nahnah:

(And Senes, let's not sing that song like M A Numminen :P).

[Lord Senes]

...hold my breath as i wish for death...

[empire21]

Like a rubber ball you'll come bouncing back to us...:nahnah:

:giveup:

[leiaorgana]

So we all see...

[Master Magnus]

^Indeed. It's useless to resist!

[Jedi Master Harrison]

As Pop Will Eat Itself once wrote "Ich bin ein Auslander". :nahnah:

[empire21]

You've all gone nuts! :giveup:

[Jedi Master Harrison]

That means "I am a foreigner", so is therefore relevant to the thread and also the recent topic of song lyrics. :nahnah:

[empire21]

Ok, but I still think you guys have all gone nuts.

[Jedi Master Harrison]

*Roars like a lion for no reason.*

[empire21]

*Slowly leaves the Foreign Club*

[Jedi Master Harrison]

^ like a boomerang, you'll always come back!

BTW, I believe Boomerang was an early 80's U2 Bside, parts I and II. :wink:

[empire21]

No, I mean it this time, right after this post. :bye:

[Jedi Master Harrison]

Excellent, now that he has gone for good, let's talk about him. You know, I never really liked him, he was never very friendly. :tease:

[Orandhite]

I thought he was lovely.

You on the other hand...well, you're lovely too.

[Master Magnus]

^ like a boomerang, you'll always come back!

BTW, I believe Boomerang was an early 80's U2 Bside, parts I and II.
You also have "BANG, a boom-boomerang..." (ABBA 1975)

You've all gone nuts! :giveup:
Yes, I'd like to have some nuts, please.:nahnah:

Excellent, now that he has gone for good, let's talk about him. You know, I never really liked him, he was never very friendly. :tease:
He's a nice guy. He promised us nuts! :P

[empire21]

I'm just popping in to say how much of a pervert Magnus is for asking me for such a thing. :eek:

[Orandhite]

^ So long as you're not popping out...

[empire21]

The day isn't over yet.....

[Orandhite]

If you do that, then it will be...heh...it will be...

[empire21]

I could never drop my pants or have anything "pop" out without Flo Fett around. She would be greatly disappointed.

[Orandhite]

Would she be disappointed because she missed it, or because of what she would see?

[empire21]

Because she would miss it. :glare: :P

[Master Magnus]

I'm just popping in to say how much of a pervert Magnus is for asking me for such a thing. :eek:
Hey, what's wrong with peanuts? Grab me a beer while you're at it.

[empire21]

Hey, what's wrong with peanuts? Grab me a beer while you're at it.

Yeah, thats what you asked for alright. :bop:

[empire21]

First you want me to get you some nuts, now you want me to get you a beer. You better be a good tipper.

[Orandhite]

So...first we had a conversation about nuts, and now Emp is hitting Magnus with his big stick? What kind of club is this again?

[Master Magnus]

Well, I could give you a penny... If the beer is chilled and if you serve it fast enough... :P

So...first we had a conversation about nuts, and now Emp is hitting Magnus with his big stick? What kind of club is this again?
He's hitting me with his big stick? Ewwwww....:barf:

[empire21]

So...first we had a conversation about nuts, and now Emp is hitting Magnus with his big stick? What kind of club is this again?

You want me to hit with my stick? :bop:

Well, I could give you a penny... If the beer is chilled and if you serve it fast enough... :P


What if I accidentally spilled the beer on you for that lack of a tip?

[Orandhite]

You want me to hit with my stick? :bop:

* with one hand on his hip * I am offended that you even had to ask! Hmph!

* turns on his heel and proceeds to strut from the room *

* shouts over his shoulder *

And no more talk of spillage!

[Jedi Master Harrison]

Because she would miss it. :glare: :P

Miss it as in not see it even if she was there staring right at it? You poor lad. No wonder they nicknamed you fieldmouse! :w00t: :nahnah:

[Orandhite]

It's good to have ^ back.

[empire21]

No wonder they nicknamed you fieldmouse! :w00t: :nahnah:

That was suppose to be a secret. :cry:

[Orandhite]

Pillow talk is always the way that secrets get out.

[empire21]

Pillow talk is always the way that secrets get out.

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

You are so going to hell. :lol:

[Orandhite]

Been there. They kicked me out. :( I didn't "fit in".

[Jedi Master Harrison]

You are so going to hell. :lol:

I booked my taxi there a long while ago! :w00t: :devil:

[Master_Kinnon]

Are you gonna pick the rest of us up along the way? At least then we could split the fare...more money for beer that way.

[Jedi Master Harrison]

^ Sounds good to me. Apparently the beer in hell is extra strong!

[Lord Senes]

nope. Just plain old lager, 4.6% alcohol, and hellishly warm...

[Master Magnus]

Well, what the heck. Warm beer is better than no beer at all, right?

[Master_Kinnon]

Yeah sometimes...though warm beer...eugh

[Orandhite]

Beer should be served flat and at warm temperature. Lager however, should be carbonated and cold.

Wine however...well, wine is for girls, and people who actually have some taste. Which is not me. On either count.

[Master_Kinnon]

I like a nice bottle of wine from time to time. Not really into beer, I prefer lager, but I refer to it as beer. Oh the ignorance of me...

[Orandhite]

Well I would put you in the "has some taste" camp then. ;) Based on previous conversations.

Ah, you're not ignorant, I'm just pedantic. :)

[Master_Kinnon]

Maybe it's a combination of both - I'm ignorant and you're pedantic and they may cancel each other out at some point!

[Orandhite]

Highly unlikely. I have a massive pedant. ;)

[empire21]

Well, what the heck. Warm beer is better than no beer at all, right?

WRONG! :bop: :bop:

[Master_Kinnon]

Highly unlikely. I have a massive pedant. ;)

I'll take your word for it...

[Orandhite]

No, I have, look...

* rips open shirt to reveal big Mr.T like gold *

Oh, and I have dyslexic tendancies. ;)

[Master_Kinnon]

(In the manner of Mr T) I pity the fool that wear mah jewellry!

[Orandhite]

I pity da foo' dat talk lie dat!

[Lord Senes]

hmm... warm beer?


I need to get a cold one.


Better.

Aah.

[empire21]

Wish I had some beer. :(

[Master_Kinnon]

I have Corona and Nastro...it's tasty.

Passes Emp a beer - can't have you going without!

[empire21]

Thanks! :cheers:

[Master_Kinnon]

Here's to us! Cheers!!!

[leiaorgana]

Yay! I'll have some Corona with Lemon and popcorn to go with it

[empire21]

Corona?!? :barf:

[Sarah-Leia]

My cousin drinks Corona.

[Master_Kinnon]

I'm ill...

[empire21]

^ That certainly sucks.

[Orandhite]

I'm not ill. But work IS giving me a headache.

[leiaorgana]

Hey give it a rest! it's a ladies beer! perfect for me

[Lord Senes]

well it IS beer and it DOES get one drunk, so...

[Master_Kinnon]

I could with a lot of drink the now!

[Jedi Master Harrison]

I like Corona. Anyone who doesn't has masculinity issues. :tease:

[Master_Kinnon]

LMAO @ JMH

[Sarah-Leia]

Hey give it a rest! it's a ladies beer! perfect for me

My cousin isn't a lady.

LOL, MK, everyone laughs at Andy.

[Orandhite]

Hey! Don't you...

Ach, I really can't be bothered.

* huff *

[empire21]

I like Corona. Anyone who doesn't has masculinity issues. :tease:


I think it's the other way around. :tease:

[Orandhite]

I think you two ^ have very elastic mouths...

[empire21]

^ :tease:

[Orandhite]

^ :yell:

[empire21]

Wow, you can open up that mouth pretty wide. :P

[Orandhite]

Yep, there's plenty of room in there for...my tongue. :nahnah:

[empire21]

Yes....I'm sure you meant your tongue. :glare:

[Orandhite]

Of course I did. I wouldn't want anything else in there! Except for food. And beer. Mmm...beer, sweet beer!

[empire21]

Sorry, must've mistaken you for JMH again. :giveup:

[Orandhite]

You utter :censored:! :nahnah:

[JackBauer24]

Hey, it's easy to do!

[Orandhite]

How's that?

[Lord Senes]

*puts on some slayer. LOUD.*

is it just me or is this place getting weirder by the day?

[empire21]

is it just me or is this place getting weirder by the day?

I guess that's what happens when you put a bunch of Foreigners together.

[Orandhite]

Heh, you should see the US Club! :nahnah:

[Master Magnus]

*puts on some slayer. LOUD.*

is it just me or is this place getting weirder by the day?
Weirder? What do you mean by that? How can this thread ever become any weirder than what it already is? :D

[Master_Kinnon]

Is being weird a bad thing...? I'm confused about that one...

[Orandhite]

Weirdo. ;)

[Master_Kinnon]

You know it :wink:

[Jedi Master Harrison]

Well, knowing Flo's talent for attracting weirdos, god knows who you guys must have 'picked up' when out on the town last night! :rofl:

[Master_Kinnon]

lmao no one last night, though we did have a seriously scarily looking woman staring at us all night when we were in Revolution....she looked oddd...I never told Flo until the glouring thing had left and she said I ruined her fun 'cause she never got the chance to say outrageous stuff for her to here. Which admittedly would have been awesome, but I would have played along so it would have ended up crazy!

[Jedi Master Harrison]

LMAO, I knew it! Freaks, everywhere you guys go! :lol:

[Orandhite]

Makes the UK meet sound like it might be fun... :)

[Jedi Master Harrison]

Yeah, as long as we stay away from Flo, you never know what trouble she might get us into! :tease:

[Orandhite]

Yeah, I mean, we wouldn't want her to coerce us into doing anything unsavoury, like...say...stealing a four foot tall stuffed alsation or anything would we?

[empire21]

Did you anyone take pics, Kinnon?

[Lord Senes]

.


yep, that is a dot.


bet you are wondering what it is doing there.

i ain't tellin' ya.

[Orandhite]

I already know, so :nahnah:.

[empire21]

.


yep, that is a dot.


bet you are wondering what it is doing there.

i ain't tellin' ya.

How many beers have you had, Senes?

[Lord Senes]

at that point, 1.

[empire21]

I would have said 8. :P

[Master_Kinnon]

Evening all

[Orandhite]

S'up?!

[Master_Kinnon]

Aw my man is here...hey dude!

[Orandhite]

Hey fella, you not out for a night of drunken debauchery?

[Master_Kinnon]

Nah off the drink for a few weeks, not in a good place just now and drink ain't gonna help!

How bout you? Having a nite of domestic bliss?

[Orandhite]

Not really, problems in the loft with the squirrels and now the cold water feed is blocked into the bathroom, so I am knackered with playing about with that morning, then playing football this afternoon!

And the missus is all curled up next to me asleep. Aww...

[Master_Kinnon]

How'd you get on with the football?

[Orandhite]

We won 2-1. We should have won by loads but the team did not really gel very well today. But it was positive that we managed to grind out the result even though we did not play too well. JMH was nice and happy, although the last ten minutes were pretty nerve racking!

[Master_Kinnon]

Well done to you :)

[Jedi Master Harrison]

Yeah I was happy with the result but the performance worries me a bit, we should have tonked them monkeys. :ohwell: I saw half the team out in the local Wetherspoons, nice.

[empire21]

we should have tonked them monkeys.


That really doesn't sound too good. :P

[Master_Kinnon]

Well that really depends doesn't it...?

[Jedi Master Harrison]

That really doesn't sound too good. :P

Honestly, the opposition were like apes, that had no idea what they were doing and thus we should have tonked them!

[empire21]

Maybe you should define the word "Tonked" for me. :P

[Jedi Master Harrison]

tonked = 'severely beaten', usually used in sporting terms for a victory by a high margin.

Imagine England play Canada at football or rugby or cricket or pretty much any sport, we'd 'tonk' you. :nahnah:

[Orandhite]

Are you sure bro? It seems whenever we play anyone, they tend to tonk us with the blunt end of a cudgel whilst poking us in the eye and spanking us with a tennis racket.

[Master_Kinnon]

Be still my heart...all this talk of tonking...

[Orandhite]

Easy tiger...

[Master_Kinnon]

Now I have to be easy? What's that all about? Lol

[empire21]

Now I have to be easy?

Yeah, be a sl*t, it's fun. :)

[Master Magnus]

Yeah, be a sl*t, it's fun. :)
Speaking from experience?:nahnah:

[empire21]

I wish. :howdy:

[Master_Kinnon]

Yeah, be a sl*t, it's fun. :)

Been there...oh the stories I could tell...like a couple of weeks ago...waking up with 3 people in the bed with me...

[Orandhite]

Were any of them alive, or had you been on a bit of a rampage?

[empire21]

Been there...oh the stories I could tell...like a couple of weeks ago...waking up with 3 people in the bed with me...

SL*T!!!

[Orandhite]

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Been there...oh the stories I could tell...like a couple of weeks ago...waking up with 3 people in the bed with me...

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SL*T!!!

Very apt that you chose to use a * in your word there. :innocent:

[empire21]

I am a Mod so I have to behave sometimes. :wink:

[Orandhite]

Well, just you make sure it is not too often. :)

[empire21]

Don't you fvcking worry about that. :)

"pats self on the back for circumventing the swear filter*

Never try that at home kids. :nono:

[Orandhite]

:D You're naughty! :thumbs-up:

[Master_Kinnon]

Naughty, naughty men...I love you both

[Orandhite]

At the same time? Now that's what I call a party!

[Master_Kinnon]

Aye let's make it interesting and have you both at the same time!

[flo fett]

Just make sure you are careful kids!!!

No loving on busy roads or areas that require safety equipment...and keep your boots on.

[Master Magnus]

Don't you fvcking worry about that. :)

"pats self on the back for circumventing the swear filter*

Never try that at home kids. :nono:
You bad mod, you bad, baaaaad mod.:mad:

[Lord Senes]

lol. neg rep?

[Master_Kinnon]

Just make sure you are careful kids!!!

No loving on busy roads or areas that require safety equipment...and keep your boots on.

Heh...almighty Flo has spoken...safety equipment at the ready!

[Lord Senes]

No, I am not going to let this thread fall into the "next page" category, so up she goes, för fan!

[leiaorgana]

yay! saturday and I think I'll have a bailey's!

[Orandhite]

Ooh, good idea ^ - I'm going to have one too!

[Master Magnus]

No, I am not going to let this thread fall into the "next page" category, so up she goes, för fan!
No cursing, please (not even in Swedish :P).

[Orandhite]

^ you see, now I wanna know what it means!

[Lord Senes]

:w00t:

:innocent:

[empire21]

Spill it, Senes.

What's the word?

[Orandhite]

Yeah!

[Master Magnus]

:w00t:

:innocent:
What do I see? More curses in your sig! (Well, it's lyrics...)

[Orandhite]

Dammit, I wish I were multilingual!

[Jedi Master Harrison]

^ Just google a translation programme. :)

[empire21]

That's too much work.

[Jedi Master Harrison]

I might -ve rep you for being a lazy bum then. :nahnah:

[empire21]

Do it and I'll give you a virtual kick in the groin. :nahnah:

[Orandhite]

You two like licking each other alot, don't you? :yes:

[empire21]

Someone sounds jealous.

[Orandhite]

Not really. You guys have too much "male chicken" for my liking.

[Darill Cyllem]

tonked = 'severely beaten', usually used in sporting terms for a victory by a high margin.

Imagine England play Canada at football or rugby or cricket or pretty much any sport, we'd 'tonk' you. :nahnah:

Sorry for the late addition, i just feel the need to point out that there is no possible way England would ever "tonk" Canada in ice hockey.

*leaves again*

[Jedi Master Harrison]

'Ever' is a long time! :nahnah:

[Kommandant Felix]

Sorry for the late addition, i just feel the need to point out that there is no possible way England would ever "tonk" Canada in ice hockey.

*leaves again*
Yup, I concur. When it comes to hockey, the Canadians are the masters.

[Darill Cyllem]

Yup, I concur. When it comes to hockey, the Canadians are the masters.
Well, I can think of a few other countries that tend to put together pretty good teams, but England definitely doesn't come to mind.

[Orandhite]

True, but ^ that could be said about pretty much any sport that England "tries" to put a team together for.

[leiaorgana]

^ hey England is quite good in many sports nowadays...

[Orandhite]

^ hey England is quite good in many sports nowadays...

:nahnah: You're a girl, whadda you know about sport? :nahnah:

[Kommandant Felix]

:nahnah: You're a girl, whadda you know about sport? :nahnah:

And DC isn't? :mad:(sarcasm)

Careful my friend...you are treading on thin ice here...:nahnah:

[Master_Kinnon]

No insulting of DC on these forums...

So says I.

[Jedi Master Harrison]

Right. Challenge time it seems to be............

There is one easy way to settle this. England vs Canada. Ice Hockey. Or, as it is also known - JMH vs Emp. 1 ice rink, 2 goals, 1 puck, 2 men with sticks..............let the games commence! :w00t: Winner rules the Ice Hockey world........:lol:

[flo fett]

^ hey England is quite good in many sports nowadays...
*snorts*
Aye and Scotland are pretty good too
*dies laughing*

[Orandhite]

^ * gives Flo mouth to mouth along with chest compressions *

Whaddya mean, no tongues?!

[Darill Cyllem]

And DC isn't? (sarcasm)

Careful my friend...you are treading on thin ice here...
To be fair, ice hockey is pretty much the only sport I know much about. Other sports... not so much.

No insulting of DC on these forums...

So says I.
What a dear!
:hug:

Right. Challenge time it seems to be............

There is one easy way to settle this. England vs Canada. Ice Hockey. Or, as it is also known - JMH vs Emp. 1 ice rink, 2 goals, 1 puck, 2 men with sticks..............let the games commence!
:w00t:
*volunteers to ref*

[Jedi Master Harrison]

*snorts*
Aye and Scotland are pretty good too
*dies laughing*

*Stamps on Flo's foot* 1966 and 2003 honey! :tease:

:w00t:
*volunteers to ref*

Ok, so we have a ref now too. Nice. Just don't wear anything too skimpy and put us off! :like: So where is Mr Canada then? Your nation is counting on you pal. Now, all I have to hope is that you can't ice skate...........

[empire21]

*Puts blindfold on*


That's how easy this is gonna be. :rolleyes:

[Jedi Master Harrison]

*Smacks Emp in the teeth with his stick*

Not so easy whilst lying in the dentists chair, is it, pretty boy?! :nahnah:

[empire21]

If I'm a true Canadian then I play hockey every waking hour, so chances are those weren't my real teeth anyway. :nahnah:

[Jedi Master Harrison]

Ah. Looks like I will have to resort to skill then. Which end of this stick thing do I hold again ref?

[empire21]

First off, Andy, you don't grab the stick that's between your legs, grab the one on the ground. Damn British pervs. :no:

[Jedi Master Harrison]

Oh yeah, I knew that, I was just grabbing that with the other hand, just for balance - and protection. Well, maybe a little bit for the cheap thrill..............

All the while I've been doing this you have not been paying attention and DC has put 4-0 to England up on the scoreboard! :)

[flo fett]

*Stamps on Flo's foot* 1966 and 2003 honey! :tease:

I prefered your brothers reaction

[Jedi Master Harrison]

Heh, women always prefer him! :giveup: Anyway, the last time I did that, you had me escorted away by the police! :lol:

[Darill Cyllem]

*Smacks Emp in the teeth with his stick*

Not so easy whilst lying in the dentists chair, is it, pretty boy?! :nahnah:
Oh, like a little thing like losing teeth would cause a hockey player to miss playing time!

And that'll be 2 minutes for high sticking.
Which puts Emp 1-0 for the power play.

If I'm a true Canadian then I play hockey every waking hour, so chances are those weren't my real teeth anyway. :nahnah:
That's right - he'll just take 30-odd stitches to the head and come back to finish the 3rd period.


All the while I've been doing this you have not been paying attention and DC has put 4-0 to England up on the scoreboard! :)
Silly footballer! Goals don't count if you kick them in or otherwise direct the puck with your skate.

[Jedi Master Harrison]

What? You can't kick it? What's the point of this girls sport?! :nahnah: 1-0 down, unbelievable. Even the ref seems to be a Canada supporter!

*Slams Emp into the sideboarding and races towards the goal to equalise.* There you go, I hit it with me stick and everything. :nahnah:

[Darill Cyllem]

All tied up at 1!

[Orandhite]

^ Lucky girl!

Oh, you were talking about the game!

Oh, you were talking about the hockey game.

[Jedi Master Harrison]

"Hey Emp, you big wookiee lookalike, check out how snuggly that ref's uniform fits DC!" LMAO, can't believe he fell for that one - 2-1!

Actually it is quite a snug fit now I think of it - damn! 2-2! He scored when I wasn't looking - hey ref, no fair!

[Darill Cyllem]

And we're tied at 2.

Holy Force, i hope your wobbly ankles don't snap, JMH. And don't make me give you a penalty for perving. As Emp is blindfolded, he will find it much harder to violate that rule.

If this game doesn't resolve by goal scoring soon, i'm afraid you will have to resort to the time-honored hockey tradition of fisticuffs.

[flo fett]

*waits patiently to see if there will be any bodyslamming*

[Orandhite]

* body slams Flo *

That is what you meant? Wasn't it?

[Jedi Master Harrison]

Well, this game is easy with Emp just walking off like that. :wink: We'll call it 24-2 to England then. A brave effort though Canada. Now, Mrs Referee, you will of course join me for the post match celebrations?! *Rubs hands on thighs like a dirty old perv.* :lol:

[Orandhite]

* slaps JMH *

Now, play nice!

[Jedi Master Harrison]

:( I thought she liked the attention?! :nahnah:

[Orandhite]

Ah, she may well do. I have no idea about girls.

[Jedi Master Harrison]

I do. Just like the Beatles song I say hello and they say goodbye! :giveup: :rofl:

[Darill Cyllem]

Well, this game is easy with Emp just walking off like that. :wink: We'll call it 24-2 to England then. A brave effort though Canada. Now, Mrs Referee, you will of course join me for the post match celebrations?! *Rubs hands on thighs like a dirty old perv.* :lol:

What with the Mrs??

Did i get married and not even know?
*heads off to post in crap thread*

It does seem that Emp has forfeited. Pity. I was hoping for fisticuffs!

And that'll be 2 minutes for perving, JMH. Now get in the penalty box.
:whip:

[leiaorgana]

So how about some mud wrestling? will that get me time off for perving?

[empire21]

It does seem that Emp has forfeited. Pity. I was hoping for fisticuffs!


Don't count ol' emp out so soon.

*Checks Andy through the glass*

[Master Magnus]

So how about some mud wrestling? will that get me time off for perving?
I'd love that. :nahnah:

[Darill Cyllem]

Don't count ol' emp out so soon.

*Checks Andy through the glass*
Hooray!

*oh, whoops! back to be the impartial ref*

Still tied at 2, it seems....

[flo fett]

* body slams Flo *

That is what you meant? Wasn't it?

*tires to pop some ribs back into place*
Not exactly....no.

[Lord Senes]

See what you did Evo? You broke it!

[Darill Cyllem]

Ooo - maybe Emp and Senes can have a hockey showdown! Finland vs. Canada, now that would be a game worth watching.

[Jedi Master Harrison]

^ :( England are one of the best sporting nations in the world thank you very much! Tied at 2? I've got 24 goals! As usual England is cheated by dodgy refs! Perving? I was just trying to be nice to you. You know that I think you're awful looking! :nahnah: :wink:

As for you Emp, checking me through the glass, that is nasty! *Unrolls his paddling pool, fills it with mud and challenges Emp to a wrestle!* :w00t:

Heh, Evo and I had a bit of a wrestle earlier today. My footy team was 3-0 down at half time but came back to win 4-3! At one point someone kicked Evo near the knee and he squared up to the geezer - it was right near where I was standing on the sideline and so I marched on and tried to pull the guy away from Evo (he was backing off anyway as Evo was head and shoulders bigger than him!) I'm not normally like that! Naughty Andy! Oh well. *Shrug*

[Master_Kinnon]

Hey all my foreign friends! I'm sorry I've neglected you all...there is no excuse.

*waits for his punishment*

[Master Magnus]

So far, I've identified four major topics of discussion in this thread:
* Alcohol
* The weather
* Sports (specifically football)
* Perversities
Oh, and did I mention alcohol? :P

[Master_Kinnon]

That sounds about right :)

[empire21]

As for you Emp, checking me through the glass, that is nasty! *Unrolls his paddling pool, fills it with mud and challenges Emp to a wrestle!* :w00t:

Why is it always us displaying the goods and demeaning ourselves for the ladies? I think it should be the other way around for a change.

Hey all my foreign friends! I'm sorry I've neglected you all...there is no excuse.

*waits for his punishment*

:spank: :whip:

[Master_Kinnon]

^ Me likey...is that wrong?

[empire21]

Nah, I would imagine getting spanked by me is quite the experience. ;)

[Master_Kinnon]

It's made my day I can tell you!

[Jedi Master Harrison]

So far, I've identified four major topics of discussion in this thread:
* Alcohol
* The weather
* Sports (specifically football)
* Perversities
Oh, and did I mention alcohol? :P


I'm a bit confused Magnus - what else is there in life?! :scratchchin: :lol:

[Jedi Master Harrison]

Why is it always us displaying the goods and demeaning ourselves for the ladies? I think it should be the other way around for a change.

That is the first thing I'm on board with in your last 6,000 posts. :wink:

Nah, I would imagine getting spanked by me is quite the experience. ;)

Meh, it was average. :ohwell:

[Master Magnus]

I'm a bit confused Magnus - what else is there in life?! :scratchchin: :lol:
You got me there buddy... Well, wait! There's the three letter word as well (don't forget that this is a family oriented board).

[Jedi Master Harrison]

Ah, I see. The way people talk about that here - I thought that came under your point 4! :rofl:

[Master Magnus]

Ah, I see. The way people talk about that here - I thought that came under your point 4! :rofl:
Not all of us are pervs, you perv. :nahnah:

[Jedi Master Harrison]

Oh right, so can you explain this link then please: www.magnusinlatex.com (http://www.magnusinlatex.com) :devil: :rofl:


(I wonder how many will actually try clicking the link, it won't come up with anything!)

[Master_Kinnon]

God you go away for a day and come back confused and the whole world is turned upside down

[empire21]

Oh right, so can you explain this link then please: www.magnusinlatex.com (http://www.magnusinlatex.com) :devil: :rofl:


(I wonder how many will actually try clicking the link, it won't come up with anything!)

I clicked it. :P

I bet Magnus does have a similar site like that somewhere. :scratchchin:

[Darill Cyllem]

Hey all my foreign friends! I'm sorry I've neglected you all...there is no excuse.

*waits for his punishment*
:hug:
(do i count as foreign?)

Why is it always us displaying the goods and demeaning ourselves for the ladies? I think it should be the other way around for a change.

I, for one, think the display of males makes for a nice change of pace.

Though i did brave the Babe Farm just for you gents.
When was the last time you posted yourself in the Stud Farm, Emp? Where are our photos with "for the GS ladies" painted on your chest??
:wink:

[flo fett]

Why is it always us displaying the goods and demeaning ourselves for the ladies? I think it should be the other way around for a change.

Yeah cos my boobs aren't plastered across Tov's avatar *rolls eyes* Quit b!tching and start mud wrestling!
:hug:
(do i count as foreign?)


I, for one, think the display of males makes for a nice change of pace.

Though i did brave the Babe Farm just for you gents.
When was the last time you posted yourself in the Stud Farm, Emp? Where are our photos with "for the GS ladies" painted on your chest??
:wink:

Exactly, DC has displayed in the Babe Farm and the costume thread, so time for some reciprocation I think!

[Master Magnus]

Oh right, so can you explain this link then please: www.magnusinlatex.com (http://www.magnusinlatex.com) :devil:


(I wonder how many will actually try clicking the link, it won't come up with anything!)
:rofl: That's hilarious!

I clicked it.

I bet Magnus does have a similar site like that somewhere. :scratchchin:
Who knows? As a Swedish proverb goes (literal translation): "In the calmest waters, the ugliest fishes swim".:grin:

[empire21]

Yeah cos my boobs aren't plastered across Tov's avatar *rolls eyes* Quit b!tching and start mud wrestling!

Yes ma'am! :howdy:

Right clicks and saves Tov's avatar.

[Master Magnus]

Yeah cos my boobs aren't plastered across Tov's avatar *rolls eyes* Quit b!tching and start mud wrestling!
Come on then, Flo! :P

[flo fett]

Come on then, Flo! :P
You perv :lol:

[Master_Kinnon]

Whose breasts are plastered places and whose gonna be mud wrestling?

[empire21]

^ Flo's boobies are everywhere for some reason and JMH and myself are wrestling.

[Master_Kinnon]

Ooh goodie I came back in time.

[Jedi Master Harrison]

I feel used.

I kinda like it. :w00t:

[Master_Kinnon]

Good....I like you feeling this way lol

[Orandhite]

* wonders just what the hell he has walked in on *

* shrugs *

* wanders to the bar and helps himself to an ice cold water *

[Lord Senes]

Yep.

Definitely.

Looks like i picked the wrong week to walk in here.

Getting the hell out of here would be the option.

Yep.

[Master_Kinnon]

*locks the door*

NO BODY MOVE!!!

[Orandhite]

* stops still with his glass of ice water at his lips *

[Master_Kinnon]

Good man...now...all you men get your tops off.

[Orandhite]

* manages to de-robe without moving *

Sorry everyone, I was wearing a flight suit so I am now just down to my pants.

Oh, and I am going commando.

[Kommandant Felix]

*Busts in*

What the...


What is going on here?

So this is why foreign people are so weird...:nahnah:

[empire21]

Good man...now...all you men get your tops off.


I don't know if I want to, I haven't shaved my chest in over a month. :nahnah:

[Master_Kinnon]

More reason for you to do it :wink:

[Jedi Master Harrison]

I don't know if I want to, I haven't shaved my chest in over a month. :nahnah:

Shave your chest?! Are you some kind of woman?! :blink: :nahnah:

[empire21]

Shave your chest?! Are you some kind of woman?! :blink: :nahnah:

Woman like my sexy chest nice and smooth for when they run their.......:innocent:

[Jedi Master Harrison]

^ Young fool! Only now, when I explain, will you understand! :nahnah: There is meant to be hair there, it's nice for snuggling into, apparently. :wink:

[empire21]

It's too damn itchy. It's gone on the weekend.

[Jedi Master Harrison]

^ If you sleep with nice ladies instead you wouldn't get those nasty itchy things! :blink: Chest hair is not itchy! Maybe you should see the quack mate? :nahnah:

[Master_Kinnon]

Woman like my sexy chest nice and smooth for when they run their.......:innocent:

You're totally ruining my fantasy now :(

[empire21]

^ If you sleep with nice ladies instead you wouldn't get those nasty itchy things! Chest hair is not itchy! Maybe you should see the quack mate? :nahnah:

She told me she was clean. :blink:

You're totally ruining my fantasy now :(

Sorry :lol:

Blame it on JMH everything is his fault.

[flo fett]

Mmm man chests... :w00t:

[Master_Kinnon]

^^ It normally is, but don't encourage him! You must know I only come on these forums for you Emp? And the thought of you topless with your chest...and...*sigh*...I'm gonna stop now.

[empire21]

Why thank you! *sticks chest out* :P

[Master_Kinnon]

*swoon*

You damned tease you.

[Jedi Master Harrison]

^^^ That's the only reason I post here too. Yum.



:barf: :lol:

[Master_Kinnon]

You say it in jest, but I know deep down you mean it!