Return of the Jedi

[Darth Vegas]

Rules: same


A Star Deystroyer come in to veiw Vaders shuttle escorted by tie fighters moves towards the Death Star.....


Captain: "Command station, this is ST-321, code clearence blue. We're starting our approach deactivate the security sheild".

[Obi-Stu]

The security deflector shield will be deactivated when we have confirmation of your code transmission. Stand by... You are clear to proceed.

[Darth Vegas]

"Inform the Commander that Lord Vader's shuttle has arrived".

[OWK]

"Yes Sir"

[RollaFett]

Vader's shuttle lands in the hanger of the DS. Troops are in formation awaiting his arrival. The ramp of the shuttle lowers and Vader exits the shuttle.

JERJERROD: "Lord Vader, this is an unexpected pleasure. We're honored by your presence."

[Darth Vegas]

"You may dispence with the pleasentries commander, I'm here to put you back on schedule".

[PadméAmidalaNaberrie]

"I assure you, Lord Vader, my men are working as fast as they can"
~Moff Jerjerrod

[Darth Opinionated]

"The Emporer does not share your optimistic opraisale of the situation".

[Jedi Master Shaft]

"He asks the impossible. I need more men."
--Moff Jerjerrod


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[Darth Vegas]

"Than perhaps you can tell him that when he arrives".

[mattypo]

"the emperor is coming here?" style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/saber.gif

[Rinc]

"That is correct, Commander. And he is most displeased with your apparent lack of progress."

[Darth Opinionated]

"We shall double our efforts".

[Blizzard]

"I hope so, Commander. For your sake. The Emperor is not as forgiving as I am."

(Hehehehe, I got the good line!! )

[Darth Vegas]

"Of course I'm worried and you should be too, Lando Calrissian and poor Chewbacca never returned from this awful place".

[Rinc]

R2 whistles some things

"Don't be so sure. If I told you half the things I've heard about this Jabba the Hutt you'd probably short circuit."

[Darth Vegas]

"R2 are you sure this place is right? I better knock I suppose".

[Rogue_0009]

Knock, knock Well there doesn't seem to be anyone here, better go back to Master Luke

[Jedi Master Shaft]

A strange mechanical arm comes out of the door and says some words in huttese.

"Goodness gracious me !"
--C-3PO


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[Darth Vegas]

"Artoo Detoowha bo Seethreepiowha ey toota odd mishca Jabba du Hutt".




I have all the scripts, couldn't help it.

[Kit]

(something like) Toogu ****y, mu-ha-ha-ha.

[Darth Opinionated]

"I don't think they are going to let us in R2, we'd better go".

[Handothrawn]

Oh, Artoo, Artoo!

[Darth Vegas]

"Artoo wait. Oh dear! Artoo, I really don't think we should rush into all this".

[RollaFett]

[I]R2 simply proceeds through the doorway, seemingly without a worry in the world[I]

3PO: "Oh, Artoo! Artoo, wait for me."

[Darth Vegas]

"Just you deliver Master Luke's message and get us out of here. Oh, oh no"!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Jedi Master Shaft]

"Die Wanna Wanga..."
--Bib Fortuna


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[AlanRJ]

"Oh my"
- C3PO

[Darth Vegas]

"Die wanna wauaga. We-- we bring a message to your master Jabba the Hutt".

[BlueSaber]

U Jabba wagha?

[Obi-Stu]

"... and a gift. Gift, what gift?"
[I]C3PO[I]

[Obi-Stu]

(Blast! Double post.)

[Darth Vegas]

"Ne Jabba no badda. Me chaade su goodie".

[Obi-Stu]

"He says that our instructions are to give it only to Jabba himself."

[Darth Vegas]

Bib starts to get mad......

"I'm terribly sorry, I'm afraid he's ever so stubborn about these sort of things".

[Jedi Master Shaft]

"Nudd Chaa !"
--Bib Fortuna


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[Pet321]

R2 I have a bad felling about his!

[Obi-Stu]

"Good morning."

[Darth Vegas]

"Bo shuda"!

[Obi-Stu]

"The message, Artoo, the message."

[Jedi Master Shaft]

"Greetings, Exalted One. Allow me to introduce myself. I am Luke Skywalker, Jedi Knight and friend to Captain Solo."
--Luke Skywalker


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[Aayla]

"...I know that you are powerful, mighty Jabba, and that your anger with Solo must be equally powerful. I seek an audience with Your Greatness to bargain for Solo's life..."
--Luke

[Jedi Master Shaft]

"With your wisdom, I'm sure that we can work out an arrangement which will be mutually beneficial and enable us to avoid any unpleasant confrontation. As a token of my goodwill, I present to you a gift: these two droids."
--Luke Skywalker


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[Luvinna.]

What did he say?! Artoo, you're playing the wrong message!

[Handothrawn]

"Master, bargain we will not. He's not Jedi."

[Luvinna.]

But first, Luke finishes his little spiel:

Both are hard working, and will serve you well.

[Aayla]

"We're doomed."
--Threepio

[Darth Vegas]

("I will not give up my favorite decoration, I like Captain Solo where he is.")

[Jedi Master Shaft]

"R2, look ! Captain Solo. And he's still frozen in carbonite."
--C-3PO


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[bodhisattva yoda]

[everyone laughs. someone farts in the background. everyone laughs harder]

[RollaFett]

3PO and R2 are taken away.

3PO: "What could possibly have come over Master Luke? Is it something I did? He never expressed any unhappiness with my work. Oh! oh! How horrid!"

[BlueSaber]

"Ah. New aquisitions."

[AlanRJ]

"You are a protocol droid, are you not?"

[BlueSaber]

"I am C-3P0: Human-Cyborg relations..."

[Aayla]

I'm not so sure on this one...

"Yes or no will do."
--Ninedenine

[AlanRJ]

"well, yes"

[Jedi Master Shaft]

"How many languages do you speak ?"
--9D9


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[AlanRJ]

"I am fluent in over six million forms of communication"

[Jedi Master Shaft]

"Splendid ! We have been without an interpreter since our master got angry with our last protocol droid and disintegrated him."
--9D9


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[Handothrawn]

"Uh, Disentigrated?"

[Jedi Master Shaft]

"Guard ! This protocol droid might be useful. Fit him with a restraining bolt and take him back to His Excellency's main audience chamber."
--C-3PO


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[Darth Vegas]

"Oh R2, R2 don't leave me!!!!! UEWWOOhhh!!!"

[Obi-Stu]

"You're a feisty little one, but you'll soon learn some respect. I have need for you on the master's Sail Barge. And I think you'll fit in nicely."

[Darth Vegas]

Back to Jabba's main audience chamber:


("Ah do that again!!")

[Aayla]

"Na Chuba negatorie Na! Na! Natoota..."
--Oola

[Jedi Master Shaft]

The Max Rebo Band continues to play and Sy Snootles and Joh Yowhza continue to sing as Oola screams at Jabba the Hutt

"Boscka !"
--Jabba the Hutt


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[Master Jason]

"I have come for the bounty on this wookie."

[Handothrawn]

"Chissa wongi Chewbacca!"

"At last we have the mighty Chewbacca."

[Darth Vegas]

"OH, Uh, I am here your worshipfullness."

[Handothrawn]

Actually I forgot to add "Potocall Doid" to mine oops.

[Rinc]

Jabba speaks in Huttese.

"The illustrious Jabba bids you welcome and will gladly pay you the reward of twenty-five thousand."
- Threepio

[Handothrawn]

A Yotoh!

(Fifty-thousand no less)

[Rinc]

Jabba goes a bit mad and pushes Threepio over."

"Uh, oh... but what, what did I say?"

-Threepio

[Handothrawn]

"Ooh Non Gitchu Own!"

[Darth Vegas]

"Uh,, the mighty Jabba asks why he must pay fifty thousand?"

[AlanRJ]

"yo to, yo to" Boushh

I think

*as he holds up a thermal detonator*

[Rogue_0009]

"Because he's holding a thermal detonator!!!"

[AlanRJ]

"Ho Ho Ho, you're my kind of scum, £35, that's it"

Jabba

[Handothrawn]

"The Illustrious Jabba the Hutt offers you the sum of thirty five, and I do suggest you take it."

My 500th Post!

[Rogue_0009]

Boussh shuts of detonator, the crowds returns to whatever they were doing

[bodhisattva yoda]

[Boussh shuts detonator back on and everyone gasps. The he shuts it off again and everyone sighs. Then on again and everyone gasps. Off, everyone sighs. On, everyone gasps. Off, sighs. On. Off. On. Off.]

[Rinc]

He agrees!

-Threepio

[flo fett]

everybody relaxes and begins to talk again, Chewbacca is taken away and as someone leans in close to Boushh he says 'zeebuck' or something like that, at which point we get a view and a nod from the ever lovely and fragrant mr Boba Fett!!!! yay!

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[Darth Vegas]

Boushe removes Solo from the carbonite-


"Just relax for a moment, you are free from the carbonite."

[AlanRJ]

"I.. I can't see !!"

[Obi-Stu]

[I]Just relax for a moment. You're free of the carbonite.

Han touches his face with his hand and moans.

Shhh. You have hibernation sickness.

HAN :I can't see.[I]

(I Think...)


Your eyesight will return in time.

[Darth Vegas]

"Where am I?"

[Jedi Master Shaft]

"Jabba's palace."
--Boushh


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[Master Jason]

Who are you?

[Rogue_0009]

Someone who loves you

[Handothrawn]

Leia takes off her helmet

"Leia"

[Darth Vegas]

They share a kiss:

"I gotta get you out of here."

Jabba laughs as the curtains open and everyone appears to have been awake....

[AlanRJ]

"I know that laugh" - Han

[Obi-Stu]

"Hey, Jabba. Look, Jabba, I was just on my way to pay you back, but I got a little sidetracked."

[ and in true Star Wars tradition...Han adds]

"It's not my fault."

[Master Jason]

Jabba mutters something and Han says:
Look Jabba, I'll pay you triple. You're throwing away a fortune here, don't be a fool.

[Jedi Master Shaft]

"Bring her to me." ( in huttese )
--Jabba the Hutt


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[Darth Vegas]

"We have powerful friends your gonna regret this."

[BlueSaber]

Jabba: "I'm sure."
*Sticks out his tongue making Leia look very sick."

[Jedi Master Shaft]

"Oh, I can't bear to watch."
--C-3PO


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[Darth Vegas]

The dungeon in Jabba's palace Han hears noises rom across the darkness,

"Chewie is that you?"

[Jedi Master Shaft]

"Groharawharan" or something like that style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/hehe.gif
--Chewbacca


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[Obi-Stu]

"Ah! Chew--Chewie!"

[Darth Vegas]

"I can't see pal."

[Obi-Stu]

Almost TK - 007

"Wait. I can't see, pal. What's goin' on?"


Chewie growls

"Luke? Luke's crazy. He can't even take care of himself, much less rescue anybody."

[JediKeri.]

I'm out of it for a little bit, and everbody gets delusions of grandur!
-Han Solo

[Jedi Master Shaft]

Chewie growls...

"I'm all right, pal. I'm all right."
--Han Solo


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[Obi-Stu]

"I must speak with Jabba."

[Jedi Master Shaft]

Bib Fortuna tries to say no but Luke Skywalker waves his wand in front of the Twi'Lek...

"You will take me to Jabba now !"
--Luke Skywalker


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[Darth Vegas]

"Ettu tacu to Jaba na."

[Jedi Master Shaft]

"You serve your master well."
--Luke Skywalker


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[Jacen Solo]

Bib Fortuna repeats, in Huttese, what Luke just said.

Luke: And you will be rewarded.

[James]

"I will be rewarded"
~Bib Fortuna, in Huttesse

[Obi-Stu]

"At last! Master Luke's come to rescue me."
C3PO

[Jedi Master Shaft]

"Master... Luke Skywalker, Jedi Knight."
--Bib Fortuna


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[Luvinna.]

I told you not to admit him!
(in Huttese)

[Jedi Master Shaft]

"I must be allowed to speak."
--Luke Skywalker


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[Darth Vegas]

"Jedi endu heit."

[Luvinna.]

You weak-minded fool! He is using an old Jedi mind trick!

[Jacen Solo]

(One of the coolest lines ... I just love the way Luke says it!!)

Luke: You will bring Captain Solo and the Wookie to me.

[Darth Vegas]

Jabba laughs:

("Your mind tricks will not work on me boy!!!")

[Jedi Master Shaft]

"Nevertheless, I'm taking Captain Solo. And his friends. You can either profit by this... or be destroyed !"
--Luke Skywalker


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[senitor_amidiala]

it's your chocie, but iwarn you not to under estimate my power: luke
<marquee>the force will be with you always!</marquee>
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[Jedi Master Shaft]

Jabba the Hutt laughs loudly...

"Master Luke, you're standing on..."
--C-3PO


...and by the way, welcome to the Galactic Senate senitor amidala ! style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/hehe.gif


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[RollaFett]

JABBA: [in Huttese subtitled] "There will be no bargain, young Jedi. I shall enjoy watching youn die."

Luke force grabs a blaster from a guard, the guard attempts to get it back. Jabba then activates the collapsing floor and the two fall into a pit.

[Luvinna.]

Oh, no! The Rancor!

-- Threepio

[Momin327]

Gamorrean guard tries to escape, Rancor eats guard like a muffin, then turns to Luke.

[Obi-Stu]

Fight with rancor follows....


"Bring me Solo and the Wookiee. They will all suffer for this outrage."


(Sorry my Huttese is not so good)

[Luvinna.]

Han!

[Jedi Master Shaft]

"Luke !"
--Han Solo


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[Rogue_0009]

"How much trouble are we in?"
-Han

[RollaFett]

Just a minor correction when Luke and han meet up...

LUKE: "Han!"

HAN: "Luke!"

LUKE: "Are you alright?"

HAN: "Fine. Together again, huh?"

LUKE: "Wouldn't miss it."

HAN: "How are we doing?"

LUKE: "The same as always."

All of that pretty much summed up the last post of, "How much trouble are we in?"....after all of that...


HAN: "That bad, huh? Where's Leia?"

[OWK]

"I'm here!"

[Jedi Master Shaft]

Jabba the Hutt talks., and the golden droid C-3PO translates...

"Oh, dear. His High Exaltedness, the great Jabba the Hutt, has decreed that you are to be terminated immediately."
--C-3PO


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[Momin327]

Han: Good. I hate long waits.

[RollaFett]

3PO: "You will therefore be taken to the Dune Sea and cast into the pit of Carkoon, the nesting place of the all-powerful Sarlacc."

[Momin327]

Han: Doesn't sound too bad.

[mtilden]

3PO: " There you will learn a new definition of pain and suffering as you are slowly digested over 1,000 years" style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/unhappy.gif

[Momin327]

Han: On second thought, let's pass on that, huh?

Luke: You should have bargained, Jabba.

Jabba: speaking Huttese

Luke: It'll be the last mistake you'll ever make.

Jabba: laughing

(Leia gets pulled back by Jabba as she looks on)

[Momin327]

(SE only: A herd of Bantha is scared by from the Barge and Skiffs)

(Jabba's Sail Barge and skiffs head for the Sarlacc's Pit. The same festive music heard when "Bouschh" agreed with Jabba's offer is played in the backgroud. Jabba pulls on Leia's chain. Leia, who is looking at Luke, Han and Chewie, turns to Jabba, then turns back to the friends.)

Han: I think my eyes ARE getting better. Instead of a big dark blur, I see a big light blur.

Luke: There's nothing to see. I used to live here.

Han: You're going to die here, too. Convenient.

Luke: Just stay close to Chewie and Lando. I've taken care of everything.

Han: Oh. Great.

(Jabba pulls Leia's chain. Leia, groaning in pain, is pulled VERY close to Jabba.)

Jabba: Soon you'll learn to appreciate me. (Brings glass with drink close to Leia's lips.)

[Jedi Master Shaft]

CALM DOWN, Momin327 ! style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wacko.gif Post only 1 line per post...


C-3PO walks in Jabba the Hutt's sail barge, bumps into a little serving droid, and realizes the droid is R2-D2...

"Oh, I'm terribly sorry... R2 ! What are you doing here ?"
--C-3PO


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[Momin327]

R2: (beeping)

C-3PO: Well, I can see you're serving drinks, but this place is dangerous. They're going to execute Master Luke, and, if we're not careful, us too.

R2: (beeping)

C-3PO: Hmph, I wish I had your confidence.

[Jedi Master Shaft]

The Barge and the Skiff stop around the Sarlacc pit and Jabba the Hutt makes C-3PO translating his words...

"Victims of the almighty Sarlacc: His Excellency hopes that you will die honorably. But should any of you wish to beg for mercy, the great Jabba the Hutt will now listen to your pleas."
--C-3PO


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[mtilden]

(Momin327, limit yourself to one line of dialogue at a time please)
Han: '3PO, you tell that slimy piece of worm ridden filth he'll get no such pleasure from us'

[Jedi Master Shaft]

Chewbacca growls something like 'Yeah !'...

"Jabba ! This is your last chance. Free us or die."
--Luke Skywalker

I love Luke's character in Jedi, and especially with Jabba, he acts like... a Prequels Jedi.


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[Obi-Stu]

I love Luke's character in Jedi, and especially with Jabba, he acts like... a Prequels Jedi.


I agree, I tis the same confidence that Ben announces that he'll knock out the tractor beam in ANH.


"Move him into position." (in Huttese)

[Jedi Master Shaft]

Luke Skywalker nods at the little droid R2-D2...

"Put him in."( in huttese, I guess )
--Jabba the Hutt


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[RollaFett]

Momin 327- One line of dialogue per post! How many people have to remind you of this?! Everyone else follows the simple rules here, please do likewise. Thank you.


Luke is pushed into the off the edge of the plank, he grabs hold of the lip and flips himself back onto the skiff. he catches a lightsaber that R2 has fired to him, after ingniting it, all hell breaks loose. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif After slicing up several of Jabba's guards, Luke moves torwards Chewbacca and begins to untie him.

LUKE: "Easy, Chewie."

[Darth Vegas]

One of the Sarlac's tentacles grabs Lando's leg:

"Whoa, whoa, help!!!!!"

[RollaFett]

Boba Fett ignites his rocket pack and flies over to the skiff that Luke is on. He aims his blaster at Luke, but before Fett can fire, the young Jedi spins and slices the blaster with his lightsaber. The skiff takes a hit from the barge's deck gun and han and Chewie are thrown about.

HAN: "Chewie, you okay? Where is he?"

[Jedi Master Shaft]

Boba Fett fires a cable around Luke Skywalker hands but the young Force-User cuts it as another laser hits the Skiff and Fett is knocked unconscious. Lando Calrissian is still hanging on his rope, trying not to fall in the Sarlacc...

"Han ! Chewie ?"
--Lando Calrissian


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[Jedi D'oh]

Han: Lando!

[Jedi Master Shaft]

Luke Skywalker jumps on a second skiff as Boba Fett rises from the deck and prepares to shoot on Luke but Han Solo has grabbed a spear and Chewbacca watches...

"Boba Fett ?! Boba Fett ?! Where ?"
--Han Solo


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[Jedi D'oh]

Han swings the spear around blindly, striking Fett's jetpack, igniting it.

Fett: Ahhhh!

Fett bounces off the sail barge and into the sarlacc

[RollaFett]

(I refuse to include the Sarlacc's belch! :mad: )

Meanwhile, on Jabba's barge, Leia wrecks the power supply, throwing the room into darkness. She then wraps her chain around the giant space slug's massive throat and proceeds to choke the life out of him.
Back on the skiff, Han extends the spear down to a dangling Lando.

HAN: "Lando, grab it!"

[Momin327]

Lando: Lower it!

[Jedi D'oh]

Han grunting:

I'm trying!

[Darth Vegas]

"Whoa, whoa, grab me Chewie I'm slipping!!!!!"

[Jedi Master Shaft]

Han Solo continues to extend the spear toward Lando Calrissian...

"Grab it ! Lando. Grab !"
--Han Solo


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[RollaFett]

A blast hits the skiff causing Lando to lose his grip.

LANDO: "Hold it! Whoa!"

[Jedi Master Shaft]

"Gently now. All,... all right. Now easy, easy. Hold me, Chewie."
--Han Solo


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[Darth Vegas]

"Chewie, Chewie give me the gun!!!!!!! Don't move Lando."

[Obi-Stu]

"No, wait! I thought you were blind!"

[Darth Vegas]

"It's alright, I can see alot better now."

[Luvinna.]

No, wait! Just a little higher!

[Jedi Master Shaft]

Han Solo shoots and hits the tentacle that release Lando Calrissian immediately...

"Chewie, Pull us up ! Come on ! Okay... up, Chewie, up !"
--Han Solo


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[Darth Vegas]

R2 uses his tool to cut Leia's chain......

"Come on, we gotta get out of here."

[Jedi Master Shaft]

"Not my eyes ! Artoo, help ! Quickly, Artoo. Oh !"
--C-3PO


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[Momin327]

(R2 electrocutes Salacious Crumb)

[RollaFett]

3PO: "Beast!"

[Darth Vegas]

Back to the battle proceeding outside........

Luke to Leia: "Get the gun, point it at the deck!!!!"

[Javen]

THREEPIO

Artoo, where are we going? I couldn't

possibly jump.

[Jedi Master Shaft]

Luke Skywalker holds a rope and calls the princess Leia Organa...

"Come on !"
--Luke Skywalker


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[Darth Vegas]

"Let's go, and don't forget the droids."

[Jedi Master Shaft]

"We're on our way."
--Lando Calrissian


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[Darth Vegas]

leaving Tatooine...................

"I'll see you back at the fleet."

[Jedi Master Shaft]

In fact, it's "I'll meet you back at the fleet.", Agent Bond... style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wink.gif

"Hurry. The Alliance should be assembled by now."
--Princess Leia Organa


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[RollaFett]

C'mon people, include scenes like the barge exploding, etc. Please!

LUKE: "I will."

[Obi-Stu]

"Hey, Luke, thanks. Thanks for comin' after me. Now I owe you one."

[Darth Vegas]

Lukes looks at the cockpits display of R2 lingo....


"That's right R2, we're going to the Dagobah system. I have a promisr to keep, to an old friend."

[Obi-Stu]

On the Death Star - The Emperor arrives (I guess we all know the scene)

Palpatine to vader

"Rise, my friend."

[Darth Vegas]

Vader walks along with the Emporer...

"The Death Star will be completed on shedule."

[Obi-Stu]

"You have done well, Lord Vader. And now I sense you wish to continue your search for young Skywalker."

[Jacen Solo]

Lord Vader appraises his master briefly.
Vader: Yes, master.

[Darth Vegas]

"Patience, in time he will seek you out, and when he does you will bring him before me. He has grown strong only together can we trun him to the Dark Side of the Force."

[Obi-Stu]

Opps...

[MegoHulk]

As you wish, my master.

[Obi-Stu]

"Everything is proceeding as I have foreseen."

[Darth Vegas]

In Yoda's hut.......


"That face make? Look I so old, to young eyes?" style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/y.gif

[Obi-Stu]

"No... of course not."

[Darth Vegas]

"I do? Yes I do! (he cackles) Sick have I become, old and weak. When 900 years old you reach!!!! Look as good you will not, hmm?! Soon will I rest, yes forever sleep, earned it I have." style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/y.gif

[Obi-Stu]

"Master Yoda, you can't die."

[Darth Vegas]

"Strong am I with the force, but not that strong. Twilight is upon me, and soon night must fall. That is the way of things, the way of the Force."

[Obi-Stu]

He puts it so well.

"But I need your help. I've come back to complete the training."

[Darth Vegas]

"No more training do you require, already know you, that what you need." style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/y.gif

[Obi-Stu]

"Then I am a Jedi"

[Darth Vegas]

"Oh!!!! Not yet. One thing remains, Vader. You must confront Vader. Then, only then a true Jedi will you be, and confront him you will." style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/y.gif

[Obi-Stu]

"Master Yoda... is Darth Vader my father?"

[Darth Vegas]

"The rest I need, yes rest." (avoiding the question) style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/y.gif

[Obi-Stu]

"Yoda, I must know."

[Jedi D'oh]

Yoda sighs, the reply weighs heavily on him

Your father he is. Told you did he?

[Darth Vegas]

"Yes." Luke says with a sigh.

[Jedi D'oh]

unexpected this is. and unfortunate.

[Luvinna.]

Unfortuanate that I know the truth?

[Jedi Master Shaft]

"No. Unfortunate that you rushed to face him... that incomplete was your training. Not ready for the burden were you."
--Master Yoda


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[Darth Vegas]

"I'm sorry." Luke says, a little downcast.

[Jedi Master Shaft]

"Remember, a Jedi's strength flows from the Force. But beware. Anger, fear, aggression. The dark side are they. Once you start down the dark path, forever will it dominate your destiny."
--Master Yoda


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[Obi-Stu]

"Luke...Luke...Do not...Do not underestimate the powers of the Emperor, or suffer your father's fate, you will."

[Darth Vegas]

"Luke, when gone am I the last of the Jedi will you be. Luke.........the force runs strong in your family, pass on what you have learned. Luke....there is an.....o.....ther...........Sk..........Skywalk... ..e.....errrrrr."

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[Obi-Stu]

Yoda disapears, Luke goes outside, and starts working on his X-wing.



"I can't do it, Artoo. I can't go on alone."

[Jedi D'oh]

the spirit of Obi-Wan appears

Yoda will always be with you.

[Darth Vegas]

"Obi-Wan. You told me Vader betrayed and murdered my father." :mad:

[Obi-Stu]

I'll save time and post the whole speech by Obi-wan.


"You father was seduced by the dark side of the Force. He ceased to be Anakin Skywalker and became Darth Vader. When that happened, the good man who was your father was destroyed. So what I have told you was true... from a certain point of view."

[Jedi D'oh]

A certain pint of view?

[Darth Vegas]

"Luke you're going to find that many of the truth we cling to depend greatly on our own point of view. Anakin was a good friend. When I first knew him your father was already a great pilot, I took it upon myself to train him as a Jedi. I thought that I could train him just as well as Yoda, I was wrong."

[Jedi D'oh]

there's still good in him.

[Jedi Master Shaft]

"He is more machine now than man. Twisted and evil."
--'Ben' Kenobi


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[Luvinna.]

I can't kill my own father.

[Jedi Master Shaft]

"Then the Emperor has already won. You were our only hope."
--'Ben' Kenobi


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[Sith1977]

Yoda spoke of another...

[Sith1977]

"The other he spoke of was your twin sister" - Ben Kenobi

[Mothman]

But I have no sister.

[Luvinna.]

To protect you both from the Emperor, you were hidden from your father when you were born. For the Emperor knew, as I did, that if Anakin were to have any offspring, they would be a threat to him. That is why your sister remains safely anonymous.

[Rogue_0009]

"Leia, Leia is my sister"

[mtilden]

Ben: "Your insight serves you well. Bury your feelings deep down Luke, they give you credit, but they could be used to serve the emperor"

[Darth Vegas]

In the Rebel briefing room an attack is about to be planned........

"Well look at you a general huh?!"

[Obi-Stu]

"Oh, well, someone must have told them about my little maneuver at the battle of Taanab."

[Darth Vegas]

"Don't look at me pal, I just told them you were a good pilot, I didn't know they were looming for anyone to lead this crazy attack."

[Obi-Stu]

"I'm surprised they didn't ask you to do it."

[Darth Vegas]

"Well who says they didn't but I aint crazy!!!!"

[Obi-Stu]

"The Emperor has made a critical error and the time for our attack has come."

[Jedi Master Shaft]

An hologram of the Death Star and Endor appears in the middle of the room,...

"The data brought to us by the Bothan spies pinpoints the exact location of the Emperor's new battle station. We also know that the weapon systems of this Death Star are not yet operational. With the Imperial Fleet spread throughout the galaxy in a vain effort to engage us, it is relatively unprotected. But most important of all, we've learned that the Emperor himself is personally overseeing the final stages of the construction of this Death Star."
--Mon Mothma


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[Mothman]

Many Bothans died to get us this information.

[Jedi Master Shaft]

"Admiral Ackbar, please."
--Mon Mothma


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[Jedi D'oh]

You can see here the Death Star orbiting the forest moon of Endor.

[Jedi Master Shaft]

"Although the weapon systems on this Death Star are not yet operational, the Death Star does have a strong defense mechanism. It is protected by an energy shield, which is generated from the nearby forest Moon of Endor."
--Admiral Ackbar ( I like this guy -he looks cool- style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif )


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[Rogue_0009]

"We have captured an Imperial shuttle, which we will use to infiltrate the forest moon and destroy the sheild generator. General Solo has volunteered to lead the strike mission, I everything ready?"

[RollaFett]

Uh-uh, Ackbar's line isn't done yet...

ACKBAR: "The shield must be deactivated if any attack is to be attempted. Once the shield is down, our cruisers will create a perimeter, while the fihgters fly into the superstructure and attempt to knock down the main reactor. General Calrissian has volunteered to lead the attack."

Han gives Lando a look.
HAN: "Good luck."
Lando returns his look.
HAN: "You're gonna need it."
ACKBAR: "General Madine."

Then it's Rogue_009's line.

[Darth Vegas]

Obi-Stu you posted your line up there a bit early, you forgot Han's line: "You're the respectable one remember?!" style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wink.gif

Now...........

"Uh my team's ready but I don't have a command crew for the shuttle."

[Obi-Stu]

Actually it goes

Madine : "We have stolen a small Imperial shuttle.
Disguised as a cargo ship, and using a secret
Imperial code, a strike team will land on the
moon and deactivate the shield generator."

Threepio : "Sounds dangerous."

Leia : "I wonder who they found to pull that off."

Madine : "General Solo, is your strike team assembled?"

Then its your line TK

"Uh my team's ready but I don't have a command crew for the shuttle."

Chewie : "Roarrrrrrrrr"

[Jedi D'oh]

easy pal. i didn't want to speak for you. thats's one.

[Darth Vegas]

Originally posted by Obi-Stu@Oct 2 2002, 10:35 PM
Actually it goes

Madine : "We have stolen a small Imperial shuttle.
Disguised as a cargo ship, and using a secret
Imperial code, a strike team will land on the
moon and deactivate the shield generator."

Threepio : "Sounds dangerous."

Leia : "I wonder who they found to pull that off."

Madine : "General Solo, is your strike team assembled?"

Then its your line TK

"Uh my team's ready but I don't have a command crew for the shuttle."

Chewie : "Roarrrrrrrrr"
All of that was already posted up there Obi-Stu, my line came in the right order, it was Rouge_0009 that mis quoted that last line before mine, but Golla Fett corrected it. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wink.gif

Leia: "General, count me in."

[Jedi D'oh]

that's 2, says Han smiling

[Darth Vegas]

I'm with you too."

Luke magically appears......

[Jedi D'oh]

Leia runs up and hugs Luke

What's wrong. (or maybe What is it?)

[Jedi Master Shaft]

"Ask me again sometime."
--Luke Skywalker


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[Jedi D'oh]

Han and Chewie come up to greet Luke.

Luke: Han. Chewie.

[Jedi Master Shaft]

R2-D2 beeps something like "This mission is going to be exciting.",...

" 'Exciting' is hardly the word I would use."
--C-3PO


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[Jedi D'oh]

Han to Lando in the Hanger

Take her. I mean it take her. She's the fastest ship in the fleet. you'l need all the help ypu can get.

[Jedi Master Shaft]

"She's the fastest ship in the fleet."
--Han Solo


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[Darth Vegas]

You need to edit Master Shaft.

"You know I know what she means to ya'. I'll take good care of her, she........she wont get a scratch."