Answer a question/Ask a question pt. 7

[JediJaina]

RULES OF THE GAME:

~ You answer ONE question above and leave ONE different question for the next person. Only ONE question and ONE answer.

~ If two people answer a question at the same time, please answer both questions.

~ If a question has already been answered, please move on to the unanswered question.

<span style='color:green'>~ Anyone can answer your question. I don't know how many instances I have seen where people are trying to use it to make conversation. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/banghead.gif If you want to direct a question to a certain person - don't do it in this thread! </span>

~ If you don't post a question then the next person can answer the last question posted to continue. That means if you only answered without asking a question, then you LOSE your turn.

~ If you don't know how to answer a question just put either I don't know, yes, or no and move on. Otherwise it leads to confusion.

~ No one worded questions or "and you" type of questions. The point is to try to make a complete question. As in full sentences.

~ Please post an answer not a question as an answer.

~Sorry if this is complicated. In the original game from another forum there were no rules needed, but since it's gotten off track rules had to be put in place.

~ Let's have some fun! style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin.gif





flofett had the last question:


Do you have any feelings about mr Carnegie?

[Whitesaber]

None whatsoever.

Do you think Halle Berry looks good in gold or silver?

[flo fett]

I think halle berry looks good in anything, especially with her legs wrapped around ME! Mwahahahahahahahaha!

Am I disgraceful?

[JediJaina]

Not really

Do you ever get angry when someone acts silly at your expense?

[flo fett]

Yeah, it happens sometimes in work and it drives me crazy

Do you like your work?

[Javen]

No I hate it.

Will a new job come along soon?

[flo fett]

Of course it will!

Will I survive this week when my boss comes back from holiday?

[Javen]

Yes

Will you take pictures of Spain and post them?

[flo fett]

Oh yeah...well I might post them...if I don't look too fat

Was your week a good one?

[Javen]

wasn't bad

Is it warm in scootland yet?

[flo fett]

It's been about 8 degrees celcius so yeah

What's it like where you are?

[Siri Ruane]

Dark.

Are you scared?

[flo fett]

No, just pleasant warmly drunk

Do I smell?

[Javen]

uh no

what are you drinking?

[Siri Ruane]

Water.

What color socks are you wearing?

[JediJaina]

Tea

Why did Javen break one of the rules?

[Siri Ruane]

I dunno.

What rule did he break?

[flo fett]

Directing a question at a specific person

Can we forgive him and give him hugs?

[Momin327]

Yes.

Why did the Rodian cross the road.

[Whitesaber]

So he wouldn't bump his butt so much.

Do you participate in any form of artistic expression?

[flo fett]

I have been known to play 'Wild Rover ' on the spoons

Are you musical?

[Whitesaber]

Very. My burps and farts are all on key, baby.

Is there such a thing as eating a lot and gaining no weight?

[flo fett]

Only with men

Does my bum look big in this?

[Javen]

don't know

where have all the good women gone?

[Whitesaber]

I don't know. Let me get a closer look...

Should I stop with the strange comments?

[Momin327]

Yes, please.

Do you like the violin or the viola more?

[flo fett]

The violin

Wanna hear me play the violin?

[Whitesaber]

Absitively posolutely.

Wanna hear me play the piano?

[Momin327]

Yeah.

Want to hear me play my viola?

[Whitesaber]

Naaaaah.

Did we just break one of the rules?

[Momin327]

I don't think so.

Why was I declined a chance to play my viola?

[Whitesaber]

To break the pattern, of course.

Did I misinterpret the break in the pattern strategy?

[flo fett]

No..I see all patterns

Are you frightened and cowed by my intellect?

[Whitesaber]

Nope. I stand in awe, oh older Senator. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wink.gif

Should we remake the "Funniest Senator" poll to include newer people?

[flo fett]

...possibly

Do you wanna be in it?

[Whitesaber]

... possibly.

Shall we call it "Funniest Senator: Round 2"?

[Obidobi]

Already done

Are you ready to vote?

[JediJaina]

I already voted.

Did you know I ate all the pizza?

[Angel Starmaster]

Ah! So YOU'RE the reason I went hungry again!

Think I should discipline her?

[Momin327]

Yes. Tie her to a bed and spank her.

Isn't it depressing to be God?

[JediJaina]

It has to be the most depressing job in the world


What is the happiest job in the world?

[Miasmo]

Hall monitor at a girls Catholic school.

When do you get your best thinking done?

[Obi-Stu]

I'm not paid to think


When will things start going right for a change?

[Darth Morder]

When Tymora smiles on you

Do you think I refer to D&D too much?

[Greedo Boy]

If only I knew what that was.

Have you read my lists? If so, what do you think of them. If not, tell me what you think anyway.

[Momin327]

Yeah. I like your list about high school.

Why do the most attractive girls stare away from you when you say hi to them?

[JediJaina]

They are acting shy.

What was the last website you looked at before coming to the Galactic Senate?

[flo fett]

Elfwood (http://elfwood.lysator.liu.se/elfwood.pike?1033)

Do you have a gallery at elfwood?

[Momin327]

No.

Would you like to see more pics of Slave Leia art?

[Saranac]

Only if Flo draws them

If I were to strip, would you leave?

[Momin327]

Yes.

How can we get Flo to draw more Slave Leia drawings?

[Obidobi]

We can't..

Do you want to wish Flo a happy vaccation?

[Saranac]

Yes, since she'll be going to nudist beaches

Want to see me eat a stamp?

[Sluggo]

As long as it is not acid.

What would you eat if you had the munchies?

[Darth Morder]

(I better answer this before Saranac does style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif)

A Porterhouse Steak with Peri-Peri Sauce.

Do you like eating Chicken?

[Momin327]

Yes.

What do you like more: grilled chicken or roasted chicken?

[Obidobi]

Grilled

Do you like my bike?

[Greedo Boy]

I've not seen it yet.

Do you like telemarketers much?

[Obidobi]

I have reserved meself from beeing called by them.....

Are you gonna be one of those telemarketers?

[Greedo Boy]

Nah, I hate that business.

Do you like frogs with your waffles?

[Darth Morder]

No I'm not French


Do you think this is the best avatar I've had?

[Greedo Boy]

You could do better. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wink.gif

How many avatars do you think I've had in my prestigious career?

[Darth Morder]

about 30


Do you think my Amellysan avatar looked better?

[Obidobi]

I can't remember it...

Do you like my bike? (That is not mine, but same model. A 1987 Yamaha FZ 750)

[Darth Morder]

Nice, but I prefer ninjas (even though I'm not allowed to ride motorbikes)

Ever been so annoyed that because of medical or other reasons you've not been able to do something that you'd love to be able to do?

[Momin327]

Not really, because I'm just allergic to pine nuts.

What's your current height?

[Obidobi]

184 cm

Is that tall?

[Momin327]

That's about 6', so yeah.

Who here is 5'8"?

[Siri Ruane]

Not I.

Are you smart?

[Momin327]

Yes.

Are you under-appreciated?

[Darth Morder]

From time to time


Are your more (optimistic (looking at the good things in life) or pessimistic ( concentrate on the rotten things in your life))?

[JediJaina]

I like to think I'm more optimistic.

Did you know I changed my photo in my profile?

[Momin327]

Now I do.

Who's your favorite dead pilot of the Rebel Alliance?

[Siri Ruane]

The one with the mustache- I have no idea!

Is it just me, or are there bongos in Dolly Parton's original recording of Jolene

[JediJaina]

I would need to listen to it. I'm not sure about bongos, but I do know there were banjos. (My granny is a Dolly Parton fan)


What genre of music do you listen to the most?

[Darth Morder]

Thrash (I used to sing it)


Do you like Heavy Metal?

[Miasmo]

From time to time.

What was the last thing you wrote with a pen, pencil, marker etc.?

[Darth Morder]

A Dungeons & Dragons Character Sheet.


Which Music Genre do you Dislike the Most?

[Obi-Stu]

techno and rave


What is you favorite type of weather?

[Darth Morder]

The Type you'd expect in Narvik in Winter (ie COLD)

Do you like Cold weather?

[Siri Ruane]

Yeah.

DO you like rainy weater?

[Rogue_0009]

Yes

Do you hog all the hot water in the morning??

[Darth Morder]

As I live by myself I'd have to say yes.

Do you still live with your parents?

[Momin327]

Of course. I haven't graduated from high school yet.

How do you like your lasagna?

[flo fett]

served to me by a naked Johnny Depp, with Orlando Bloom lying starkers covered in desert.

Are you busy right now?

[Momin327]

Not exactly.

What should I do about my obsession with Slave Leia?

[Darth Morder]

Download Some Photos print them and hang them in your bedroom

Do you think that's a good suggestion?

[Momin327]

Not really what I had in mind for advice.

Do you pity Han for not seeing Leia in her bikini?

[Rogue_0009]

little bit, yeah

Ever feel like you've lost your grip on reality??

[frootylupes]

always
do you like double cheese on your pizza?

[Angel Starmaster]

Yeah, but I hate the cheesey crusts. Bleh...

What's the greatest hight you've ever fallen from?

[Momin327]

6 feet. And on my head too...

What's your favorite pizza topping?

[Greedo Boy]

Those litte circles of meat...

What are they called again?

[Momin327]

Pepperoni.

Where do you go to get pizza?

[Greedo Boy]

I sit at home and order it online. Or rather, Justin sits at home and orders it online.

Poppa Johns or Pizza Hutt?

[Momin327]

Papa John's.

Burger King or McDonald's?

[Greedo Boy]

Both have become rather evil, but I'll just go with good old Micky Dees.

Do you approve of McDonalds' downsizing of their medium firy size? I sure don't.

[Saranac]

Tickles me pickle

Want to see me rob a McDonalds wearing a Jason mask?......naked

[Momin327]

No!

What is/was your high school prom song?

[Greedo Boy]

Don't ask questions you don't know the answer to. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wink.gif

Do you often use smilies?

[Obidobi]

Yes..

Why did I answer that question with a simple "Yes"?

[Greedo Boy]

Are you lazy?

(Works Double)

[Obidobi]

Who cares.....

Does Greedo need a serious spanking?

[Greedo Boy]

Nah.

Does Obidobi needs some more turds shot at him?

[Obidobi]

Nah...He would just deflect them with the pink side....

Is the pink side stronger?

[Angel Starmaster]

Only if it's teamed up with the wet side.

Don't you wish you were on that side right now?

[Obi-Stu]

No, sounds fishy...


Going swimming?

[Angel Starmaster]

Diving maybe.

Are you picking up on our innuendo?

[Obi-Stu]

Shhh, They'll hear...



what is your favorite time of the day?

[Angel Starmaster]

Anytime that I'm awake and looking at beautiful women.

Obi-Stu went bonkers in Wordplay! why do you suppose he did that?

[Obi-Stu]

Friday Afternoon


Do you often go "bonkers"?

[Rogue_0009]

On a daily basis, I find it theraputic

Ever do stuff just to make certain specific people feel weird??

[Momin327]

Quite often, actually.

Do you feel as if you can't reach a girl who you're friendly with?

[Whitesaber]

Hmmm... sometimes.

Do you hate it when you get the wrong hair gel?

[Momin327]

I don't use hair gel.

What's your favorite shrimp dish?

[JediJaina]

I never knew there was such a thing as "wrong hair gel"

Are you glad it's Friday?

[Javen]

Yes and no.

What are the odds an asteroid will hit earth?

[Momin327]

I have no idea.

What is tan(4x^2+3 equal to?

[Greedo Boy]

I don't know, I've never seen a problem like that. Yet...

How good in math are you?

[Whitesaber]

As good as I am at understanding women's minds.

Do you like paintbrushes?

[Greedo Boy]

No, they remind me of Darthy's privates. Thin and scratchy.

Does White mean that he sucks at math?

[Whitesaber]

I might...

Did G-boy just break one of the rules of this thread? style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif

[Greedo Boy]

Nah.

Why is it that I'm always replying to White's posts?

[Whitesaber]

Because no one else is posting here, silly.

Why do I smell smoke?

[Greedo Boy]

Because you're a liar and your pants are on fire.

What do you think really happened to White's pants?

[Momin327]

He ate them.

Will you go into the shrimpin' business?

[Whitesaber]

G-boy: They were stripped off by Halle Berry and Chandra North.

Momin: No.

Does anyone believe me?

[Greedo Boy]

No, and No.

How often do you get more than one question? Do you like ham? How do you do the doos you do?

[Whitesaber]

No no no no no.

Did I use too many no's?

[Momin327]

Yes.

How many GS senators have Sir Alec Guinness/Obi-Wan Kenobi avatars?

[Whitesaber]

Lots.

Do you admire paper?

[Momin327]

I don't admire paper.

How do you feel?

[Whitesaber]

Giddy and funny.

Do you like girls?

[Obidobi]

No...

Am i kidding?

[Greedo Boy]

Yes.

How much do YOU like girls?

[Whitesaber]

This much: |_________________________________________________ ________|

Do I make myself clear?

[Obidobi]

Absolutely.....Crystal...!

What do I need?

[Whitesaber]

To get laid... er, I mean a maid... style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif

Did I just have a slipeth of the tongue?

[Momin327]

Yes, you doth slippeth thy tongue.

How do you feel about traveling to Scotland?

[Greedo Boy]

I've done it before, it's been done.

How dost thou maketh such words?

[Momin327]

"You have to know these things when you're a king."

Don't you think I'm getting overwhelmed in the Wordplay forum today?

[Greedo Boy]

Uh, yes...

No?

[Momin327]

Yeah.

Should I head to bed?

[Obidobi]

Absolutely...

Have you ever been at the farce.net message board?

[Momin327]

I didn't know they had a forum...

What is that site like?

[Greedo Boy]

Very clean.

Is it very strange for you to see such a thing?

[Darth Morder]

I suppose I'd need to go see it first

Am I behind the times?

[Greedo Boy]

Very.

Would it be one pence if you had two half-pences, or would you have two pences, seeing as how there aren't any half-pences; or, would you have to take a pence, and chop it in half, and so still have one pence, but lose a half, get another chopped pence, but this one be in three slices, say, how many pences would you have, if you added two more, all cut into five slices, and lost a ratio of 9:2 pences in the process, but then gaine another five slices of three pences, how many do you in fact have?

[JediJaina]

I don't know style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/banghead.gif

What should be Greedo Boy's punishment for breaking the rules of the thread? style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/scratchchin.gif

[Greedo Boy]

A night with the most beautiful woman alive.

Do you find that just? Of course you do.

[JediJaina]

You're not supposed to answer your own question. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/banghead.gif
I could think of something much worse. And it's not just.

Why do I have the urge to get drunk?

[Greedo Boy]

Because I'm exasperating you.

Are you a wealthy person?

[JediJaina]

Unfortunately no

Will I ever win the lottery?

[Darth Morder]

Ask Tymora

Does it matter that Tymora doesn't exist?

[Momin327]

I have no I dea who or what Tymora is.

Is it something from your video game?

[Whitesaber]

I don't know.

Does deoderant bother you?

[Javen]

not really

Does under arm odor bother you?

[Whitesaber]

Absitively.

Do you like my use of not-so-real words?

[MXCABRINI]

Not Much, I speak Spanish So it's More Hard To Understand That way.


Do You Know spanish?

[Whitesaber]

Not much, hombre.

Did I say that correctly?

[MXCABRINI]

Yes amigo



Do you take spanish classes?

[Momin327]

Hell no!

You take German classes?

[RollaFett]

No.


Do you like Jim Beam whiskey?

[brookie]

yes i do

do u enjoy gambling?

[Darth Morder]

Not Really?

Do You think Gambling's Addictive

[Whitesaber]

Nope.

Do you think you're insane?

[Saranac]

No but Happy Sunshines clinic does

Want to see me streak? pwease...... style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/blink.gif

[RollaFett]

God no!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Are you listening to Mariah Carey at this very moment, like I was at the time of this post?

[Darth Morder]

NO I'm Listening to Jane's Addiction

Have you Heard of them?

[Momin327]

Yes.

Do you like Nine Inch Nails?

[Greedo Boy]

Nah, too hard to clip when they're that long.

What sort of music (if any) do you listen to?

[Momin327]

Classical and Classic rock. I'm very much into golden ages.

What are your musical tastes?

[Greedo Boy]

Don't ask me, it's that hobo over there who's the expert.

Do you pity poor people?

[Rogue_0009]

I pity humanity in general

Don't you?

[Greedo Boy]

I'm too cool to pity school.

What the galaxies are you playing at?!?

[Momin327]

I'm not playing games.

What movie are you watching now?

[Saranac]

Ron Jeremy's Spring Break in'

Want to see me break?

[Greedo Boy]

A leg, yes.

Do you often ask pointless questions?

[Momin327]

You know, I'm not sure.

Which Star Wars movie have you last seen?

[RollaFett]

Never.


What knid of socks are you wearing?

[Greedo Boy]

Stinky ones. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif

Are you a hygein freak?

[JediJaina]

(nobody answered this)Which Star Wars movie have you last seen?

Attack of the Clones




Are you a hygein freak?

If you consider taking showers, using deodorant, and spraying a bit of perfume a hygiene freak, then yes I am.


Do you have pets that stink up the house?

[Momin327]

My parents don't believe in pets.

Do you like cats?

[Darth Morder]

I Love Cats (especially Kimba style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif )

Do You Like reptiles as pets?

(Snakes,Lizards, etc)

[Momin327]

I hate snakes, Darth! I hate them!

Who would keep a 20 ft long snake as a pet?

[Greedo Boy]

A nutter with a death wish. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wink.gif

How could someone not believe in pets? It's not like they're magic or something...

[JediJaina]

I guess people think they don't exist. Weird.


What is your fondest pet memory?

[Greedo Boy]

Probably when I bought them...

Have you ever been on a rickety rope bridge?

[Obidobi]

I'm nuts...

Was that a stupid answer of the last question?

[Momin327]

"Stupid is as stupid does."

What movie is that from?

[Obidobi]

From Forrest Gump....

Who said and in which movie? "Strength and honor!"

[Whitesaber]

Mel Gibson in Braveheart?

Who said in which movie, "1.21 jigowatts?!?!"

[Momin327]

Maximus from Gladiator

Who from what movie said "I'm your density!"

[Whitesaber]

Oklahoma James???

Did I say that on purpose?

[Greedo Boy]

Probably.

Have you seen my new 'Mechs yet?

[Whitesaber]

Only in someone's engineering room...

Should I watch Pharoah get smacked on TV?

[Greedo Boy]

Yes.

What do you think Pharoh's getting smacked with? Darthy's python?

[Obi-Stu]

No, I don't think so


How did we get back on the animal thing?

[Sluggo]

Just lucky I guess.

African or European?

[Obi-Stu]

European


Did I understand Sluggo correctly?

[Darth Morder]

I wouldn't have a Clue

Would you believe me if I told you I know people who keep Carpet Pythons as pets?

[Obi-Stu]

Not suprised at all


What is the strangest pet you've ever had?

[Darth Morder]

A Blue Tongue Lizard?

Have You ever seen your native animals in the wild?

[Obi-Stu]

Um, I live in Africa.

The monkeys are the worst, they brak into the kitchen and steal whatever is left around.


Ever had monkeys raid your cupboards?

[Darth Morder]

No I've had Bulldog Ants try it though. (dangerous style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/censored.gif one bite and it's off to hospital unconscious)

What's the most dangerous animal in your state/county/etc. etc.?

[Obi-Stu]

In Gauteng?

Hmmm, Wrinkals & Boomslang (snakes), Black widow spiders (animal???),
Baboons.

I don't know if we have any lions around in the wild in our province, anymore, but there are some still around int he northern provinces.


Do you live in the country or the city?

[Darth Morder]

Well that's a difficult one if I was back in Victoria the size and landscape of where I am would be classified as country but as this IS the capital of this state I have to say city.


Did that all make sence?

[Momin327]

Kind of...

Don't you hate ants?

[8-Ball]

no, they are small.

what would you do for a Klondike Bar?

[Darth Morder]

A What?

Is Klondike a type of Chocolate?

[Momin327]

It's an ice cream treat!

How could Darth Morder have not heard of a klondike bar?

[8-Ball]

He's probably British.....

Why are there so many British people on this site?

[Darth Morder]

I Don't know and I'll thank you kindly not to call me a pom. ya Drongo
Have Any idea where I'm from?

[Momin327]

I'm not sure.

Is Darth Morder from Australia?

[Darth Morder]

style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/scratchchin.gif BLOODY OATH style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif

Do You think that Answers Momin's Question?

[8-Ball]

yes, just a tad.

why do British people always sound over zealous and excited?

[Momin327]

One word: soccer.

Do all British people like the Beatles?

[Darth Morder]

Not from What I've heard

Do all American people like Spice Girls style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif?

[Momin327]

Not at all.

Watch the TV show "Most Extreme Elimination Challenge" aka "Takeshi's Castle"?

[Darth Morder]

Don't get it down here

Do you feel you'd ever want to come here for a holiday?

[Momin327]

Actually thought about going to Great Britain, or Germany.

What's the food like in Australia?

[Darth Morder]

Well in Melbourne if you can think of a type of food you can get it there, Melbourne's the multicultural Capital of Australia. So the food here is great.


Did Momin break the rules by asking a question that was directed at a particular user?

[Rogue_0009]

It's entirely possible.


Ever had Thai food??

[Momin327]

Yeah. It's great.

What's your favorite kind of sushi?

[Saranac]

Anything from a dog

Want to see me rob a sushi bar while streaking?

[JediJaina]

No, the mere thought makes me lose my appetite.

Can you spare a dime?

[Sluggo]

No but you can have three nickels.

Does it hurt to stretch your foot behind your head?

[Obi-Stu]

I am not going to answer that...


Would you audition for a survior serries?

[Momin327]

Like survivor Hoth, yes.

What's your favorite Mexican food?

[Darth Morder]

Burritos with piles of Jalepenos and and V.Hot Chilli Sauce


What's your favourite Italian DisH?

[Momin327]

A nice, meaty lasagna.

Do you eat your steak with steak sauce?

[Darth Morder]

with PEPPER Steak Sauce yeah


Do you like Peri-Peri?

[Momin327]

I have no idea what Peri-Peri is.

Where's the best place to get steak in New York City?

[Darth Morder]

West 63rd Street Steakhouse

Is it obvious to you that I used the Internet?

[Momin327]

Yes.

How about Japanese food in New York?

[Darth Morder]

I can't be bothered looking again, though there's good Japanese in Lt. Bourke St.

Should I give Momin the NY restaurant URL so he doesn't need to ask people about restaurants in NYC?

[Darth_Badman]

No, I say we let him starve....mu ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha......


Where's a good place to get some tacos?

[Darth Morder]

TACO BILL in Queen St. Clifton Hill, Melbourne, Australia.

Would anybody like the Melways Reference?

[Momin327]

I have no idea what that is.

What would you like to speack about besides restaurants?

[8-Ball]

Lets talk about sex baby, lets talk about you and me, lets talk about all the good things and the bad things that may be.....haha

well what do YOU wanna talk about?

[Darth Morder]

Not Salt 'n' Pepper style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif


Do you like Many 80s Bands?

[Momin327]

Some 80's bands.

Do you like Sting or Police?

[Darth Morder]

I don't like any sting music.

Have you ever crossed the International Date Line?

[Momin327]

No.

Are you interested in traveling to Scotland?

[JediJaina]

I would love to go anywhere in the UK to see sites and friends

Do you travel a lot?

[Momin327]

No style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/sad.gif .

Did you know I might be going to Scotland next year?

[JediJaina]

I know about it now.

Do you like fresh baked cookies?

[Obi-Stu]

Hell yes.



What is your favorite time of year?

[Darth Morder]

Either Christmas or Good Friday

Do you look forward to finishing school(if still at school) or retiring from work (if not)?

[Obi-Stu]

My retirment date is 30 years away.


when is your retirement date?