Complete the sentence!

[Angel Starmaster]

Alright here's how it works;

I'll start by giving you the first half of a sentence. Doesn't have to be about anything in particular, and the next person will complete that sentence. The wackier, the better, cuz this is all for laughs folks. And no it doesn't have to make sense, but do try to be funny.

Then that person will then write the beginning of their own sentence to be completed by the following person, and so on, and so forth. Not terribly unlike the Answer a Question/Ask a Question game.

Here a quick example;
I could say-
I glanced at my watch, and put the keys in the ignition to start the car...

And the Next person could say-
...but with two flat tires on my Tricycle, I knew I wouldn't get to work on time!

That person would then start a new sentence.
Ready? Here we go. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wink.gif



While flipping through the magazines, a picture of a hamster holding an umbrella caught her eye...

[Darth Morder]

Though left the rest of her face to fall on the floor


He knew that taking out the trash in the pouring hail was dangerous but he never...

[Miasmo]

...suspected the trash cans would be defended by an army of elite snow/hail hybrid men.

Seventeen cigarettes and a gallon of fruit punch was a great birthday present...

[Momin327]

From Greedo Boy. All of a sudden, the doorbell rings...

[Obidobi]

......and when I opened up Momin was there and said: Hey dude, do I have to follow the rules in this thread?


Usually I kill for money, but.........

[Angel Starmaster]

...since he's only got $2.07, I'll let you do it.


I held the photograph up to the light, and there, I could clearly see...

[Darth Morder]

The Paper was Patent Pending


It was clear there was a serious problem when the 2oth shooting in 6 years...

[Obi-Stu]

turned out to be an elaberate hoax.


It wasn't that he was naked that...

[Darth Morder]

that made me know he was Saranac it was his intolerable obsession with streaking.


She never meant to hurt anyone she was just...

[Rogue_0009]

that once she started stabbing it was so hard to stop

Steve woke up this morning and went to open his refridgerator...

[Angel Starmaster]

...but found it had started running while he was asleep, and was forced to go catch it.


Lisa clocked Jim upside the head with the butt of her pistol because...

[one with many names]

it went click.

Bill rounded the last corner of the race track on the last lap just as...

[Darth Morder]

He Realised that the race wasn't till tommorow

It wasn't clear as to why he held the people for ransom but...

[Miasmo]

...the important thing is that no meat was wasted.

I had tunneled halfway through the mountain...

[Obidobi]

...before I realized that I forgot to brush my teeth.

I woke up this morning and......

[one with many names]

and went back to bed.

I grabbed my sign and went out on the street for my style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/dictator.gif campaign and...

[Rogue_0009]

was kidnaped by rogue mimes.

[Angel Starmaster]

style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/skullwink.gif Urk! Rouge! Where's your next sentence??? You broke the chain! Well, let's see if we can get it going again.


Rouge_0009 would have started a new sentence in this thread but didn't because...

[Momin327]

...he wasn't online.

But a pizza delivery guy with sushi...

[brookie]

gave me a lap dance.


i lost my earing on the train...

[Obidobi]

...but it didn't matter because I was late anyway. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/blink.gif

A booger was stuck in my nose.....

[Momin327]

...so it was zapped out with a proton pack.

I put in my Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon DVD...

[Angel Starmaster]

...but the tape deck in my car doesn't get the same picture quality.


The quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog...

[Obi-Stu]

While a rolling stone is worth two in the bush.


And as they went around the corner...

[Angel Starmaster]

...they all got hit by a truck and died. The End.

Once upon a time there was a beautiful queen and a gerbil...

[Obi-Stu]

which is better than an ugly president and a mouse.


There once was a jedi name george...

[Angel Starmaster]

...who fought the evil Darth Peterjackson for the fate of the universe and the one ring.


Mary had a little lamb...

[Obi-Stu]

She also had some peas, carrots and potato...

It wasn't the dark he was worried about, but rather...

[Angel Starmaster]

...the dark was worried about him. (That's when you know things are bad.)


So, I slung my trusty yo-yo back over my shoulder...

[Obi-Stu]

But it swung back and hit me square in the style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/censored.gif


When someone does something nice, it...

[Angel Starmaster]

...always comes back to bite them in the a$$ later.


As she stood there, anxiously waiting for the bank to open...

[JediJaina]

a wind gust blasted the doors open and out flew all the money.


She appeared to be looking at the most exquisite thing in the world....

[Momin327]

...I wish I knew her name though.

So I went to the Yellow Pages...

[Obidobi]

,but since I'm color blind I couldn't find them.

Row row your boat....

[Angel Starmaster]

...or suffer the consequences.


When you wish upon a star...

[Obi-Stu]

it helps to do it at night.


Why does ot always seem that just when...

[Momin327]

you feel overjoyed, you have to go to the bathroom?

Whitesaber decided to find the answer by...

[Obidobi]

...high noon or else he would vomit.

There was a time when,........

[Momin327]

people were crazy about John Lennon.

Some scream bloody murder at...

[Saranac]

the mere sight of Darthy's appendage.

Saranac is soo hot when he streaks, I could just.....

[Darth Darthy]

...run to Nebraska and never return to avoid the memories coming back to haunt me.

I shall not allow this complete and total, stinking, foul, maggot infested...

[Saranac]

sandwich, to be eaten by the fabulous Greedo Boy

Late last night feeling kinda lonely I....

[Momin327]

turned on the TV to watch "Most Extreme Elimination Challenge".

On today's episode...

[Saranac]

they had people hop on one foot singing 99 Beers, while continually drinking from a massive beer bong filled with straight vodka.

After drinking 3 pints of Brandy I...

[Obidobi]

...took Momin for a ride in my Lada superssrallygthardtopsprint.

Javen was in the need of smelling a wet fart but,.....

[Momin327]

the thing went back in right after peeking out.

Today, Flo wore a...

[Angel Starmaster]

...bow tie to work, ...and nothing else.


At the reception for Darth Fabulaous and Padme, Tovor had too much to drink and...

[Darth Morder]

Started Dancing with his Keyboard

It was only 11pm but he was sure he...

[Angel Starmaster]

...would turn into a bright yellow bean-bag chair at Midnight.

If some girl tried to kick my a$$, I'd be like, "Hay...

[Momin327]

man. This is a private residence..."

Get me some potato chips and...

[MXCABRINI]

....I Should Rule The World"


If somebody steals my sandwich I Will....

[flo fett]

tell Darthy who will come round thir house and seduce their mother, sister, grandma and uncle phil.

It seemed like an ordinary day but little did Flo know that...

[MXCABRINI]

.. It Was The Armaggedon.



I Punched My brother because he braked my.....

[Angel Starmaster]

...favorite tricycle in the middle of a three lane highway.

If I fell thirty stories, face first, into the middle of a public area, would you...

[flo fett]

believe it if I said that from that moment on I found Saranac, achingly sexy?

I was wandering along through the office when...

[Angel Starmaster]

...Tovor jumped out of nowhere and began to gnaw at my heels!


Saranac isn't a bad guy, he's just...

[flo fett]

twisted, deformed and had close relations with his mum and cat from an early age (any body seen 'Bad Boy Bubby?)

You Mofo bad asses, I haven't seen pussies like you since...

[Angel Starmaster]

...all the kittens escaped from the pound.


When the moon hits your eye, like a big pizza-pie...

[flo fett]

that's amore!

When the world seems to shine like you've had to much wine...

[Angel Starmaster]

...that's time to drive home!


The stabelizers are shot and I can't find my hydrospanner, so we'll have to...

[flo fett]

jump on the wookiees back then home to Darthy's for cocktails!

It had seemed like a strange thing for Luke to say but still...

[Momin327]

...he personally wet himself fighting the Dianoga.

As a python attacked Leia...

[flo fett]

it said 'Helloooooooo young missy is that a canoe in my pocket or am I just pleased to see you?'

Han thought (not for the first time ) that he'd have been better off...

[Angel Starmaster]

...of the carbon freeze dieting program.


Chewbacca glanced in the mirror and cried,...

[Obidobi]

.... I'm never getting style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/censored.gif with this hairy face.

One of these nights, I.......

[flo fett]

swear to god I'm gonna tell the emperor that I hate my thursday night sauna with him' said Vader shuddering

It wasn't the prettiest of sights but...

[Momin327]

...Michael Jackson became black again.

Robin Williams compared Michael Jackson...

[Sluggo]

to a zit that he found on Catherine Zet-Jones's neck while saturn fell from the soup as Colin Powell danced the cha-cha with Henry Kissingers' disembodied nose to a song by Boy George Michael Jackson Browne. <Stands up and yells "Ya gotta have faith, karma chamelion, Im' bad!!!">
(I hope I did Robin Williams justice style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif )

Harrison Ford signed up for the Hollywood Homicide sequel for...

[Momin327]

passing the time until Indy 4 comes out.

Greedo's song, "The Point-black range blues"...

[Obidobi]

was never played....!

Now, would you please make that sound louder, so I.......

[Momin327]

can do the Mexican hat dance?

Apu Nahasapametilan, however you spell it...

[Obidobi]

....or just Randi for short was a hottie..!


A wise mann once said......

[Lord Rocha]

...never say to a woman that she is fat, especially if she is your boss.

Martha Stewarts favorite pastime....

[Angel Starmaster]

...is now shining the bars in her cell.


The only thing worse than a naked mole-rat sitting on you computer is...

[Momin327]

...a naked Michael Jackson sitting at your window.

I got rid of Jacko by...

[flo fett]

showing him pictures of Richard Nixon squatting naked on a glass top table

I really should see a psychiatrist because

[Momin327]

I'm feeling stressed about school.

I'm so annoyed by the jock in my class who...

[Angel Starmaster]

...tipped a cow over on me.

Up close, the cow udder looked...

[frootylupes]

like a giant clam.
Do you realize that a

[Angel Starmaster]

...alien villinous mastermind named Brack is sitting on your box of Wheaties?

I saw this TV show once where an Donkey and a toaster...

[Momin327]

...took part in some obstacle course game show.

On Most Extreme Elimination Challenge...

[Obidobi]

...the players usually hide when they eat their boogers.

The pub was filled with......

[Momin327]

...Whitesaber's swallows.

A llama carrying a coconut...

[Angel Starmaster]

...is about as helpful as a yacht carrying a dung beetle.

The black ones are okay, but the blue dung beetles are...

[Obi-Stu]

Crunchy on the inside.


When it's not raining then I...

[Angel Starmaster]

...throw all caution to the wind, and drive my Daihatsu Naked.

Hey! You forgot to eat the...

[Obi-Stu]

the one with cheese


It was only when I was taking off...

[Angel Starmaster]

...did i see that I had failed to wear anything below my waist.

Obi-Stu has posted in almost everythread in here because...

[Obi-Stu]

It's Friday afternoon


Only because it is Friday does it mean that...

[Momin327]

I can get the chance to put the OT in my VCR.

I laugh at Greedo because...

[Whitesaber]

... his face looks like a frog's butt.

I went postal and...

[Javen]

...gave oreo cookies to an upside down Donkey.

The Donkey then begin to...

[Whitesaber]

... cuss me out and crap on my shoes.

In retaliation, I...

[Javen]

Hee Hawed and spit on his ears.

Then took him to a neghbor's house to...

[Whitesaber]

... castrate him and behead him.

I took the rest of the body to...

[Javen]

Darthy and he glued it back together.

Darthy begin also putting...

[Whitesaber]

... things up the donkey's butt.

The Donkey kicked and ...

[Momin327]

screamed "enema!".

Dan Aykroyd brought his...

[Whitesaber]

... party kit and began to dance.

Everyone ...

[Obidobi]

..was delighted of the odour of Obidobi's wind.

The pub was.....

[Whitesaber]

... stinked up and very very greeny.

Obidoobers decided to...

[Momin327]

...use bug spray to get rid of the odor.

The ghost of John Lennon...

[MXCABRINI]

......appeared at The backstreet boys concert



When I Went To Neverland with My Friend Michael.......

[Whitesaber]

... I tried not to fall asleep, for fear I'd be carried to his bed.

So I ran away and...

[MXCABRINI]

then I waked Up In Michael's Bed style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/crying.gif



I founded a gold watch and i sold It to......

[Whitesaber]

... Jabba the Hutt, who likes Michael Jackson.

I told Jabba in no uncertain terms ...

[MXCABRINI]

..... that I sleeped with Michael Last night



When I Told my mom about Michael.........

[Whitesaber]

... she asked if I was smart enough to get his autograph.

I replied with a "no" and then she...

[MXCABRINI]

...... hit me in the butt



I ran crying to my room when........

[Whitesaber]

... I saw her reach for the yard stick.

I locked my room tightly before I ...

[MXCABRINI]

... pee in my pants


She got the key of my room, and when she opened.......

[Whitesaber]

... it, she saw that I was peeing in my pants.

She began to laugh at me, so I ...

[MXCABRINI]

.... pee on his shoes.


She taked out the yard stick and.....

[Whitesaber]

... smashed my teeth out.

I tried to yell, but...

[MXCABRINI]

..... I was still peeing.


I watched that my room was getting drowned by a yellow liquid so.....

[Whitesaber]

... I swam out of my room.

I ended up outside, where I ...

[MXCABRINI]

... got naked



My neighbor began to laugh so.......

[Whitesaber]

... I died of embarrassment.

Everyone in the neighborhood...

[MXCABRINI]

..... began to laugh



I ran away naked and when I croosed the street.....

[Whitesaber]

... I fell into the sewer.

The alligators in the sewer...

[MXCABRINI]

... bited me on tha butt.


I started to cry when......

[Whitesaber]

... I saw blood, and I fainted.

I awoke in bed at night and...

[MXCABRINI]

.... I saw Michael At My Side.


I wished that everything was over when.....

[Momin327]

...Mr. T came to save me!

I rewarded Mr T. by...

[MXCABRINI]

...... $1 dollar


Mr. T Dropped me again in Neverland so I.....

[Momin327]

...tried to give him some milk.

Jacko showed up this time by...

[MXCABRINI]

... teleporting inside Michaels Room style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif



Jacko ran away, and when he saw me he said......

[Momin327]

..."I didn't molest those boys!"

Tommy Lee Jones, show up, replying...

[Obidobi]

...I did not have sex with that woman...!

Why didn't you say.....

[Darth Morder]

That you were my half Sister before that night

The night sky was filled with Lightning and...

[Obidobi]

...smelly farts from Amellysan.

Sometimes I just get sick of......

[Darth Morder]

being so tall

It's not that I'm compaining it's just my knee.....

[Momin327]

...hearing about Justin or Britney.

So I decided I'd kill them...

[Obi-Stu]

But Obi-Stu beat you to it.


When I look at the sky I wonder why...

[Darth Morder]

I can still breathe

Your madness will be your...

[Obi-Stu]

only chance of winning the bet.


Is it always going to ...

[Darth Morder]

be like this or will you wake up?


No put down your weapons this is not...

[Obi-Stu]

what I meant by seeing your English cannons.


Do you always do that...

[Momin327]

...when we're eating dinner?

I made some nice tuna...

[Angel Starmaster]

...scented underwear for the new Victoria's Secret line.

Victoria's secret is that...

[Momin327]

...she's a guy.

At least Boy George thinks...

[Obidobi]

...he has female qualities.

Should I go for it or.....

[Momin327]

get a small fries?

Honey, would you like...

[Darth Morder]

Banksia, Yellowbox, stringybark or Wattle?

I went to buy some sugar but when I arrived at the supermarket...

[Obi-Stu]

I couldn't think of anything clever to add.


So that was how I got into

[Rogue_0009]

that fistfight with a mime.


I woke up one morning and found that...

[Momin327]

He did no actual damage to me.

So I beat up a clown...

[Darth Morder]

when he broke my mothers watch

The jury found me guilty purely on the grounds of......

[Momin327]

Assault with a dead weapon.

I complained about...

[Rann]

having to wear pants.

I was driving along when...

[RollaFett]

...I realized that I had accidentally run over a nun.


I was responding to this topic online while 'Cheers' was on TV and Sam said the funniest thing......

[Darth Morder]

it was so funny i didn't get it


I haven't been able to surf at Bells recently purly because I forgot...

[Momin327]

to say "partly", instead of "purly".

Then I saw Flo on the beach wearing...

[Angel Starmaster]

...my favorite jock strap on her head.


Please don't squeeze the...

[MXCABRINI]

......the duck that pee.


I Was Taking A shower, When I saw.......

[Momin327]

Rush Limbaugh holding a sign in the streets.

His sign said...

[MXCABRINI]

......MXCABRINI Is taking A bath, watch His Little private Part


Everyone looked By the bathroom Window, and discovered that......

[frootylupes]

his pants were down.
they tried to

[Momin327]

Lift them up.

Whitesaber reacted to the usual by...

[Fluke Skywalker]

shove a cucumber up his nostril.



Twarb, as mellow as a...