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Javen
08-25-2002, 03:42 PM
Ok heres new game that seems pretty fun
Think of things that happens in Movies but not in real life
No posting twice in a row
Ill start:No one has to wait for a elevator longer than 2 seconds.
Darth Whaler
08-25-2002, 04:16 PM
Nobody has to worry about finding a parking spot in the middle of the day, in the middle of a crowded city, right smack in front of the building they want to go to.
Cool thread idea Javen! Very funny!
Aayla
08-25-2002, 04:49 PM
No-one, ever, locks car doors.
Darth Drew
08-25-2002, 04:52 PM
<span style="color:FFCC00">No one has there car towed.</span>
Blizzard
08-25-2002, 05:39 PM
When a voice in your house tells you, "GET OUT!" and you stay.
RedMirax
08-25-2002, 06:02 PM
They never have to pay bills.
one with many names
08-25-2002, 06:17 PM
When Oola and the others can dance for Jabba and not worry about being fed to the rancor.
I just felt like posting that!, hey jabba is in a movie just like Oola, and this is about things in a movie!
Handothrawn
08-25-2002, 06:23 PM
The dorky highschool nerd never gets the girl.
No one can ever get a "good" deal on a car.... ???
Tovor
08-25-2002, 07:50 PM
Wait, the last two guys are talking about what happens in real life rather than what happens in the movies that doesn't happen in real life. Isn't this supposed to be about things that happen in the movies that never happen the same way in real life?
Obidobi
08-25-2002, 07:51 PM
No one ever go to a toilet for a dump, except when someone comes for destroying it. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/y.gif
Tovor
08-25-2002, 07:52 PM
In the movies they come out of comas looking like they just came from the beauty parlor (Rocky 2).
(Obidobi, I noticed that too. They never have to go to the toilet in the movies. What if a Jedi suddenly had the runs in the middle of a lightsaber duel? That would have been funny.)
Obidobi
08-25-2002, 08:04 PM
Everyone who makes love, always have a big quilt over them!
(Except in some of the movies I watch of course) *style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/rolleyes.gif *style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif *style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif
JZZZZ that must get hot!!!! style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/banghead.gif
RedMirax
08-25-2002, 08:07 PM
The women's make up is always perfect after they first wake up.
Tovor
08-25-2002, 08:23 PM
Nobody ever sneezes or blows their nose.
Seanakin
08-25-2002, 08:23 PM
The X-Wing pilots who left their homes and families in order to properly train at the Academy wind up taking orders from some displaced farmboy, sporting minimal tactical flying experience, and whose greatest talent is saying "Blast it!" with FEELING.
Darth Darthy
08-25-2002, 08:27 PM
People in movies who smoke illegal substances always laugh. Without fail.
Obidobi
08-25-2002, 08:37 PM
In fighting scenes, the combatants can take so much beating that would killed an elephant in real life.
Rogue_0009
08-26-2002, 01:51 PM
No one can take on an entire army of uzi toting ninjas with a brocken pool cue and win
Senator Theant
08-26-2002, 02:08 PM
Everyone can pause like 30 minutes in a middle of a conversation to reflect and then pick up exactly where they stopped!
Tovor
11-06-2002, 12:42 AM
I say this thread needs a revival. Do I hear an amen?
Amen! cool thread...
Everyone has enough money, everyone has excellent taste in clothes -expensive clothes-. Women eat pizza but they never gain a pound.
Javen
11-07-2002, 08:32 PM
People get shot at by a gang of people and never get hit by one single bullet.
and I second the Amen! haha
People who own things that in real life they couldn't afford. ie. In friends, when Rachel was a waitress she could not afford to pay rent on a Manhattan loft.
People never seem to have their doors locked.
Tovor
07-27-2003, 03:08 AM
This is a good discussion that deserves to be bumped.
RollaFett
07-27-2003, 03:14 AM
Reloading a firearm is completely unnecessary.
James
05-21-2004, 11:45 PM
People driving can turn around and talk to passengers in the back seat and not have a crash
Justin
05-22-2004, 08:53 PM
Chicks will go to bed with you if you save their life.
Darth Morder
05-22-2004, 09:03 PM
The "good guys" always win
Momin327
05-22-2004, 09:32 PM
When cars go through walls, they're still in good condition.
brookie
05-22-2004, 10:12 PM
smoking is NOT that cool!
Momin327
05-22-2004, 10:25 PM
Large snakes always attack guys who are in water.
Momin327
09-25-2004, 10:38 PM
I think we should bump this thread...
*Bump*
Javen
09-25-2004, 10:44 PM
Uh...why? And why not add to the discussion instead of just bumping it for no reason?
Bank robbers in movies always get the money.
MXCABRINI
09-25-2004, 11:11 PM
The ammo of weapons never ends
Momin327
09-25-2004, 11:16 PM
A little karate can get you far.
Tarkheki JD
09-26-2004, 01:29 PM
People in movies never have to take a dump.
Obidobi
09-26-2004, 04:46 PM
Originally posted by obidobi@Aug 26 2002, 12:51 AM
No one ever go to a toilet for a dump, except when someone comes for destroying it. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/y.gif
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It's already neen taken care of Tark... style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wave.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wink.gif
Momin327
09-26-2004, 04:59 PM
People rarely have sliding doors in their showers. Mostly curtains.
Kapit
09-26-2004, 07:12 PM
can't jump from a 20th story window, land on your feet, and then adjust your necktie
Sabrina Fried
09-28-2004, 04:38 PM
Here are a few from my 'yeah right' file:
You can shoot moving targets in the eye with your bow whilst riding down the stairs on a dented shield.
Archers never seem to run out of arrows, or they run out of arrows, but only when it is time for the Hero (who wields an impossibly long sword) to swing into action.
The Hero archer is a perfect shot every time. Even in gale force winds/rainstorms/etc.
No one, except maybe for the SCAers drafted by the film as extras, seems to know how to hold their archery equipment properly. You don't grip/shoot a longbow the same way you grip/shoot a horse bow or compound bow.
Any geeky/nerdy/underdog hero who needs to learn how to fight and/or use a weapon can become the undisputed expert of the world with about 48 hrs training. They'll also triple their muscle mass and gain the grace of a dancer at the same time.
Oh, and my personal favorite, but not archery-related:
A buisness suit and a pair of glasses render one unrecognizeable style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif
Sabrina
MXCABRINI
09-30-2004, 04:11 PM
In the basketball final games, the winner is always decided by 1 or 2 points.
Kapit
09-30-2004, 07:02 PM
the gun never runs out of bullets, and if it does, it's at the exact same time as the bad guy
MXCABRINI
09-30-2004, 11:27 PM
Originally posted by MXCABRINI@Sep 25 2004, 07:11 PM
The ammo of weapons never ends
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Originally posted by JediKaputski@Sep 30 2004, 03:02 PM
the gun never runs out of bullets, and if it does, it's at the exact same time as the bad guy
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already did that one style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif
All taxi drivers are the nascar racers.
OnewithTheForce
12-07-2005, 11:36 PM
When traveling by plane, there are not obnoxous people seated around you.
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