Answer a question/Ask a question pt. 6

[Whitesaber]

Never.

Who likes kids?

[Obidobi]

I like mine.

Do you think kids are snotty?

[Javen]

only if snot is running down there face.

Do you like seeing that?

[Whitesaber]

Heck no.

Who likes the smell of crap?

[Obidobi]

No, I wipe it off their faces as soon as I see it...

What is the name of Javen and Flo's sithy kids?

[Whitesaber]

Bubba... and... Bubbica...

Am I correct? style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif

[Javen]

nooooo....

Don't you think it's more evil name sthan that?

[Whitesaber]

Kind of.

Who likes clothes?

[Momin327]

Me!

Bikinis or tankinis?

[Whitesaber]

None. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/w00t.gif

Do I sound pervish?

[Momin327]

No.

Didn't you say you were going to bed?

[JediJaina]

Soon the bed will call me.

Do you like No Doubt?

[Javen]

no doubt about it.

Do you like grits?

[Darth Darthy]

Never tried it/them, the name just doesn't appeal to me.

Ever thought to cook some chilled monkey brains or snake surprise?

[Momin327]

Eww, no!

What sick idea was that?

[Rogue_0009]

It's from Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom

Are you looking forward to Indy 4?

[Momin327]

Not really.

Why bother making Indy 4?

[Obidobi]

Because it's cool movies....

Why does some completely ignore stuff ?

[Javen]

I don't know

Can you read my mind?

[Momin327]

No.

What's your take on these "psychics"?

[Obidobi]

Yes, you were thirsthy and went for a drink.... style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/scratchchin.gif

Do you want to see more pics in the "Pictures of you" thread?

[Momin327]

Yes.

Wanna see more pics of Flo?

[Javen]

Maybe

Who else would you like to see pics of?

[Momin327]

Leia.

Would you like that?

[Obidobi]

Sure.....

Did you notice that I am a snowman?

[Momin327]

No.

Aren't you married?

[Obidobi]

No I'm separated....

Is it sometimes hard to be a nissemann?

[Momin327]

I do not know what a nissemann is.

What is it?

[JediJaina]

PM or email Obidobi it's from his native language since I don't have a clue.

What is your favorite cable channel?

[Greedo Boy]

Don't have cable.

How many Momins does it take to turn off a faucet?

[Momin327]

None.

Why does everyone hate me?

[Greedo Boy]

Because you post too much. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/giveup.gif

Why does Momin feel unwanted?

[Momin327]

I really don't know.

Is there anything I can do?

[Greedo Boy]

Take a break. A KitKat break that is!

Do you like Kit Kats?

[Momin327]

Not at all.

Do you like Three Musketeer chocolate bars?

[Greedo Boy]

Yes.

Are you ready for tomorrow?

[Obidobi]

Yes

Do you take hints?

[Momin327]

Sometimes.

Are you trying to get me booted out of the GS?

[Greedo Boy]

Not at the moment, no.

Do you think Momin is getting to be rather paranoid?

[Momin327]

I would.

Could someone support me?

[Greedo Boy]

I think not.

Do you think so?

[Momin327]

Yes.

Would you stand by me fighting the RIAA?

[Rogue_0009]

Nope, its a little out of my jurisdiction

Will Momin ever take a day off??

[Momin327]

Today is a day-off for me.

Why can't anyone help me?

[Darth Darthy]

Help you do what?

Are you as confused as I am?

[Saranac]

Only when I've drinken more than 2 pints

Ever go streaking in the cold!

[Greedo Boy]

Only once, and I've regretted it ever since. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wacko.gif

How many pineapples would it take to kill an orange that was the result of the combination of a tomato and a potato?

[Momin327]

style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/huh.gif

Where do you get style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/censored.gif like that?

[Greedo Boy]

It's all in me head, it's all in me head.

Where do you think Momin gets all his spare time from?

[Javen]

From a clock

Want to play truth or dare?

[flo fett]

Okay! I choose DARE!

Anybody else wanna play?

[Momin327]

I dare not.

Ever been accused of pulling a fire alarm in school?

[Javen]

No

If I dared you to run naked outside, would you?

[Momin327]

No.

Why do streakers exist?

[Javen]

Because they have no clothes on.

Why won't you just take my dare?!

[Momin327]

I find streaking pointless. No one benefits from it.

Got it?

[flo fett]

Okay okay, I was gonna do it too, but not now. *sigh*

What do you want to talk about?

[Momin327]

Cabbages and Kings.

Have you read "Alice in Wonderland"?

[Rogue_0009]

No

Do you know the muffin man?

[flo fett]

The muffin man who lives in Drury Lane?

Is that who he's talking aboot d'you think?

[Greedo Boy]

Probably.

Do you ring doorbells and run for sport?

[Momin327]

No.

Ever act as a cheesecake salesman?

[Greedo Boy]

No, I only pretend to sell hamsters.

Ever been bit by a leprechaun in the pale moon's light?

[Momin327]

No.

Ever dance with the pale moon light?

[Darth Darthy]

No, I danced in it once though. Got arrested and thrown in jail for being drunken and dissorderly.

Ever been to jail?

[Tovor]

No, but I was arrested once.

Ever been in a band or tried to start one?

[flo fett]

No, but I've always fancied a go style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif

Will you miss me when I'm gone?

[Momin327]

Yes.

When are you going?

[flo fett]

After I close the pic of me in birthdays

are you gonna be here for much longer?

[Momin327]

Maybe.

What's going to become your next avatar, Flo?

[flo fett]

I have no idea, something safer I think

Any suggestions?

[Javen]

yes

How did you know what my dare was?

[flo fett]

I didn't

What was the dare?

[Javen]

nothing

is scottish whiskey cheaper in scotland?

[Darth Darthy]

Yes. It's made there.

Is American Football better (or at least mildly entertaining) when watched in America?

[Javen]

Yeah, mildly

What's the farthest you have been from where you live now?

[Darth Darthy]

LA. It was very smoggy and a bit crap.

Ever actually been to one of them postcard blue water-white sand beaches?

[flo fett]

No but I've been to british beaches where the water is slate grey and turds float merrily past as glass crunches under yer wellies

Wanna go on holiday?

[Darth Darthy]

Yes. The last place I went was Amsterdam to see, erm, the canals... style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/innocent.gif

Wanna go to Japan with me?

[flo fett]

Okay! Sounds cool

Can I buy some girlies panties from a vending machine while I'm there?

[Javen]

uh, it's your money

How about some edible ones?

[Tovor]

All panties are edible, to moths.


Do you like a tanned body completely tanned when naked, or tanned but white in all the right places unclothed?

[Darth Darthy]

I don't care - as long as she's nekkid I'm all go and so is lil Darthy.

Do you actually care if she/he is tanned?!?

[JediJaina]

I don't care

Will you work on my taxes for me?

[Tovor]

No, but my mom would. She is an accountant and tax preparer.



Have you ever lied on your back at night and watched the stars for hours?

[Greedo Boy]

Probably not, sorry. I don't sleep outside much. Too many ants trying to get in my pants. Darn horny insects!

Do insects every try to violate you? Please elaborate.

[Saranac]

naa usually im violating them

Ever uhhhhhh... go streaking with an insect?!? style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/giveup.gif

[JediJaina]

No

What do you think of BBQ pizza?

[Greedo Boy]

I'd prefer not to think about it period. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wink.gif

Why do you do the things you do when you know that by not doing them you could end up saving lots of people confusion and hurt because the do not understand what you do and why you do it for?

[Rogue_0009]

for kicks


Will anything ever make sense??

[Darth Darthy]

Absolutely maybe.

Does that make any sense?

[Greedo Boy]

Very much.

Who is your role model and why?

[Obidobi]

I am, because I'm me...

Do I have a big ego or what?

[Tovor]

Yeah, but for your sake I hope it's not all that's big. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif



Do you enjoy cooking outdoors?

[Javen]

Yeah

Do you enjoy cooking at all?

[Obidobi]

Very much.

Do like to cook a meal only to yourself?

[JediJaina]

Yes it's easier that way, but I only cook for two people so that's next to easiest.

Do you tend to procrastinate?

[Rogue_0009]

Ehh, I'll answer that later

How many licks does it take to get the tootsie roll centre of a tootsie pop??

[frootylupes]

couldnt tell ya
is it safe?

[JediJaina]

It looks safe to me. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/unsure.gif


Do you hate Mondays?

[brookie]

not really

do u like cats?

[Saranac]

Only when they're dead style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif

Soooo when's this streaking party going down?!?

[brookie]

never, if youre participating...

what kind of popcorn do you like?

[Rogue_0009]

the homemade stuff [with lots of butter]

Should I get out more??

[JediJaina]

Only if you only get outside once in a blue moon.


Do you like dogs?

[Ripley the Warmaster]

you know it.

why are these icons great?

[one with many names]

What the smiles? Yeah they are!

Who invented this one? style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/dictator.gif I love it!

[Obi-Stu]

I don't know


What do you do on a tuesday night for fun?

[JediJaina]

Sometimes we go bowling or watch something on tv.

What do you like to do when it rains?

[frootylupes]

sleep
what kind of car do you drive?

[Rogue_0009]

I don't drive

Why are people so insistant on dragging 2 tons of metal everywhere with them??

[JediJaina]

I don't know

Have you ever broken something valuable?

[Tovor]

Yes, my finger once, and my head another time.


Is the sun shining where you live?

[Javen]

Yes

Are you afraid of dieing?

[Siamese Sith]

Yes, only when I think about it
Socom tonight?

[Javen]

Probably not

Will you ever get on AIM again?

[JediJaina]

I only use AIM for work related purposes

Which do you prefer: chatrooms, message boards, or instant messenging?

[brookie]

all three

butter pop corn or natural?

[flo fett]

natural

Do you like to go to the movies?

[Javen]

yep

How many times a month do you go to the movies?

[flo fett]

um...maybe two? when I'm not skint

How old do you have to be to get drink where you are?

[Javen]

21 legally and any age illegally

How about in Scotland?

[flo fett]

18 legally and any age illegally

Can I have a drink then please?

[Javen]

sure

from where American, German, Russian, Japanese?

[flo fett]

Ahhhh silly question, you know it's gotta be Russian

Which foreigners do you like?

[Javen]

well Scottish of course. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wink.gif

How about you?

[flo fett]

Oh oh oh I like Russians n Finns n Norwegians n Japanese n Americans (the sensible ones at least style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif ) n people from Somerset.

Do I come across as strange sometimes?

[Javen]

not really...ok sometimes, but fun strange.

How about me(be honest)

[flo fett]

Not really, you seem a straight down the line kinda guy, but you can be surreally fun too! style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif And you have nice facial hair!

Do you still have your facial hair?

[Javen]

yes I won't shave it

How long have you had your hair?

[flo fett]

All my life style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif I cut it back with a machete when it gets out of control

What are you most looking forward to in the near furture?

[Javen]

Just accomplising my dream(which I believe will happen)

How about you?

[flo fett]

Either my birthday or finally getting a house (whichever happens first)

What are you looking forward to longterm?

[Javen]

meeting a good girl who will stay with me for along time

Think you will draw for someone famous?

[flo fett]

I wish!

Do you think anyone will ever draw me?

[Javen]

yes

Want me to draw you?

[flo fett]

That'd be cool, I've never had a pic of me before!

What should I do at this moment? Right now?

[Javen]

drink a midnight vodka

What should I do on my day off tomorrow?

[flo fett]

drink lotsa vodka

Do you like vodka?

[Javen]

no

do you like bourbon?

[flo fett]

S'okay but it's not vodka

What is your drink of choice?

[Tovor]

Diet root beer, preferably Barq's or A&W.


What would you choose to eat for your last meal?

[Javen]

broiled shrimp with seasoning. Chocolate chip cookies and french fries. With a 2 liter of pepsi.

What would be the last thing you did if you knew you were going to prison in twenty four hours.

[flo fett]

Have sex with a man preferably my own cos I'd be going to Cornton Vale and there are some aggressive hairy ladies in there who would wanna get to know me better.

Would you have sex with a man if you knew you were going to prison?

[Tovor]

No, I'd wait until I got there for that. Why rush a bad thing?


How many boyfriends/girlfriends have you had in your life?

[Javen]

uh...I don't know for sure.

You writing my life story? style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif

[flo fett]

if you want me too

will you write mine?

[Javen]

Yeah


What would you write about me?

[flo fett]

No, some I was a bit heartless I'm sad to say

Have you had your heart broken?

Arghhh! The editing the editing!!!!!

[Edgeomatic]

No

Are you gay

[Javen]

no

have you had many fights with your boyfriend or girlfriend?

[flo fett]

No, we rarely argue because he's verylaid back and we've never raised our voices at each other

Are you arguementative?

[Darth Morder]

not really.

if you could choose a replacement for Palpatine as Emperor who would it be?

[flo fett]

Darthy, free stella for everyone!

Who would you choose?

[Darth Morder]

Maxamilliane Veers

What was your worst subject in school?

[Javen]

Math

What was you voted most likely to be in School?

[flo fett]

A russian spy (no joke!)

And you were?

[Javen]

to be a muscian in a rock band(which I was, just not famously)

How many times you been skinny dipping?

[flo fett]

Too many, remember I live in Scotland, One time is too many Brrrrrr!

Is there anywhere to go skinny dipping near you?

[Tovor]

South Beach, Miami, where everyone does it on the beach.


Ever had frostbite?

[Darth Morder]

Yes many times?

Ever been Sunburnt all over your body?

[flo fett]

Yes and I got really bad sunstroke. I use sunscreen now

What's it like where you live?

[Tovor]

Raining for hours up till now. Normally hot almost all year round, but thankfully cooler in our version of a winter.


Fascinated more by Greek or Roman mythology?

[Darth Morder]

Out of those two Roman though Norse Interests me the most.




Which Roman God(ess) do you see yourself as?

[flo fett]

Flora, goddess of Spring and rebirth

Do you have any norse gods you associate yourself wih?

[Obidobi]

Thor with the hammer of course...

Are you interested in norse mythology?

[flo fett]

I don't know a huge amount about it but yes!

Do you know anything about Celtic Mythology?

[Tovor]

Dissapointingly, no.



Do you like solo-hero action movies or team effort action movies better?

[Javen]

solo hero in fact I am writing a story abouty a hero

Anyway, what makes you cry?

[Obidobi]

Onion

Do you like onions?

[Tovor]

Love 'em. Chopped in tuna fish, or laid across a burger. They the bomb.



Do you like Spanish olives?

[JediJaina]

Not really

What movie made you cry the most?

[Tovor]

The end of Titanic maybe. Or Forrest Gump. It was a rollercoaster of humor and heartbreak.


What is your favorite fish? (for food)

[Obidobi]

Salmon

Did you cry at the end of Armageddon?

[Tovor]

I didn't think it was as good a movie regarding the same basic plot as Deep Impact, but yeah, Liv Tyler's reaction to her father's sacrifice really moved me. She is a talented actress.

Which did you enjoy more, Armageddon or Deep Impact?

[Obidobi]

Equal actually...

Why are Tovor not on aim?

[Tovor]

Tovor not think about AIM.
(Obi, my ICQ is on...and you're offline on AIM too)

Do you like tattoos on women, and are there limits to that?

[Edgeomatic]

small ones are ok

do you like bush

[Darth Darthy]

Hairy or shaven?

Was that a predictable response?

[Rogue_0009]

not at all


Is there anything better than a bottle of tequila?

[Obidobi]

Yes, but this board is PG rated so I won't tell

Do you know what I'm talking about?

[Javen]

PG-Pregnant Gophers?

I sthat what you're talking about?

[Darth Morder]

Yes I do and A Stupid Menace is a good alternative eh obidobi? style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif

If you could go back and live in any other period of history where and when would you go to.

[JediJaina]

RULE REMINDER: ~ Please post an answer not a question as an answer.

Probably during the Renaissance

Do you have a favorite painter?

[Greedo Boy]

Nah.

How many countries outside of the U.S. have you been to, if any?

[Obi-Stu]

I've been to England, Wales, Belgium, Ciskei and of couse South Africa



Have I been missed?

[frootylupes]

of course you have
what time is it?

[Rogue_0009]

about 4

What's your sign?

[Greedo Boy]

I don't have one...

Did you do any sports during high school?

[Edgeomatic]

im not in high school yet but middle school basketball

Are you democrat or republican

[Greedo Boy]

I'm not an ass... style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif

Do you ever listen to Queen?

[JediJaina]

Yes, they're a great band.

What was the last cd you bought?

[Jacen Solo]

The "Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone" soundtrack.

Do you like cheese?

[Tovor]

I love cheese.


Do you like hard ice cream more or soft ice cream (like Carvel)?

[Javen]

soft

How much snow will I get where I live before mornnig.(we already have maybe 6 inches and it hasn't stopped)

[Tovor]

8 & 1/2inches

What are your favorite kind of sprinkles for soft ice cream?

[Javen]

none

Aree you hungry for ice cream?

[Tovor]

Yes, but I can't eat it. Type 2 diabetes. Curses!


What do you want your first child to be, other than human?

[Darth_Badman]

I want my first child to be a exact clone of Tovor.


Would I call him Tovor Jr. or should I call him Tovor II: The Sequel?

[Greedo Boy]

I'd go with the latter. It's got more... bing to it.

How many donuts have you eaten today?

[Obi-Stu]

None, but it gives me an Idea.


Should I log off and go study?

[frootylupes]

prolly should
what should i do this weekend?

[Darth_Badman]

Two Words, One Place: Strip Club

Do you got the cash to go?

[JediJaina]

Maybe, but I can think of better places to spend it

Would you want to be a contestant on Super Millionaire?

[frootylupes]

i could win some cash, so why not
have you ever been a contestant on a gameshow?

[Jacen Solo]

Yes, I have.

Have you ever tripped over your own feet?

[Aurra Sing]

Only all the time


How often do you come here?

[Edgeomatic]

2 times a day

Telletubies or barney

[JediJaina]

Neither and my niece loves Barney

What is your favorite cartoon?

[Edgeomatic]

Family Guy/ Futurama

In a fight wolverine or wolf

[JediJaina]

Wolverine!

What is your favorite comic book character?

[Greedo Boy]

Batman.

What is your goal in life?

[Edgeomatic]

To be in the armed forces

Do you like WWE Wresetling

[JediJaina]

Not really

Are you doing anything this weekend?

[flo fett]

I was househunting, went to an art gallery, went to the pub, got drunk and went to work today

Have you had an eventful day?

[Rogue_0009]

not really, although I did get through US customs without being really hasled, which is an event in and of itself

Am I the only one here who really needs a vacation?

[flo fett]

No I really really need one too

Any offers?

[Greedo Boy]

Howzabout you and I travel to the Bahamas, eh? style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wink.gif

Am I being overly bold?

[flo fett]

Nah, bold is good, but I think your mother would have something to say about it

Anybody wanna go to the Bahamas with GB?

[Greedo Boy]

Yes, you do.

Are there any other beautiful women I could have tag along?

[flo fett]

Um...your sister

Anybody got sunscreen?

[Javen]

any suntan store

Need someone to put it on for you?

[flo fett]

Okay but be careful if you've got cold hands

What will I do on holiday?

[Greedo Boy]

By hair gel...

Do you go to the Haircuttery?

[flo fett]

No, I go to a salon called Free

What's your hair like at this moment?

[Greedo Boy]

Dry.

Do you like miniatures?

[flo fett]

Models yeah, Drinks OH YEAH!

What about you?

[Greedo Boy]

Very much so.

Are you tired like me?

[Javen]

Yes I worked a 12 hour shift today

Do you like work?

[flo fett]

mostly

Can I work with you tomorrow?

[Javen]

Please do. I would be popular with a scottish woman walking around at work with me.


Want me to draw naked people with you?

[flo fett]

Sounds good

Who wants to pose?

[Greedo Boy]

Not I. I'm shy about my exquisite physique.

Are you curious? I hope not...

[Edgeomatic]

about wat

Yoda or Vergene

[Saranac]

errr Boba Fett

Sooooooooooo when are we going streaking?

[Edgeomatic]

right now

pokemon or digimon?

[JediJaina]

Neither not a fan (please make an effort to phrase it in question form)

Did you watch the Oscars?

[Greedo Boy]

Partly, but I had to go to bed around 10:30...

What do you consider to be a good day?

[Obi-Stu]

Hmmm, I guess one when I am happy 9or in other words, not t work...)


Anyone hear Charlize's speech?

[Greedo Boy]

Nope.

Why do people like us get up so early? (Even though Stu's not really up early...)

[Obi-Stu]

Quite right it's not early


How early is too early?

[Darth Morder]

well it's midnight here

What do you think's the most boring thread in the Senate?

[frootylupes]

none are too boring
do you smoke?

[Darth Darthy]

Yeah.

Mind if I ask you a question?

[Saranac]

Not if your going to probe the inner depths of my pants.

Soooooooo.........boy *yawn* it sure is hot in here, mind if I take my pants off?

[Momin327]

Please don't.

Anyone miss me?

[JediJaina]

Yes I was wondering where you were.

Was Momin kidnapped?

[Edgeomatic]

I dont know

How do you spell ICUP style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/w00t.gif ?

[Greedo Boy]

The same way you did.

Do you think that Edge may be a tad overexcited?

[Momin327]

I have no idea who that guy is.

Anything happen on the GS while I was gone?