Milk and other off topic things that somehow reached 300+ pages

[stormtrooper9]

GB is it your dream to get banned from this web site?style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif

[Greedo Boy]

Possibly... style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wink.gif

[Tarkheki JD]

Not a prob.. I can fix that.... style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wink.gif

[Greedo Boy]

I'm sure I can handle it myself.

-= style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tie.gif

[stormtrooper9]

Greedo Boy's what ever it's called under the Avarar
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE</div><div class='quotemain'>You scared the **** outta me!! [/b][/quote]

When I first saw the Banned Pic. with The Banned under it that's what I said.

[Greedo Boy]

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[brookie]

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[Greedo Boy]

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[brookie]

its a whale of a tale!

[Sluggo]

Man, what COULDN'T use more Shatner?!

[brookie]

Originally posted by Sluggo@Jun 24 2004, 05:05 PM
Man, what COULDN'T use more Shatner?!
lol! i certainly could! style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif

[brookie]

this thread needs more kevin smith aka silent bob! style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif

[Greedo Boy]

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[Obidobi]

Birdie nam nam.... style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/giveup.gif

[Greedo Boy]

Chitty Chitty Bang Bang... style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/huh.gif

[Seanakin]

Blah blah blah, yada yada yada. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/huh.gif

[brookie]

steady as it comes....

[Greedo Boy]

Shaky while they go...

[Momin327]

KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!

[Greedo Boy]

It's been done.

[Seanakin]

Just gimme the order.

[Greedo Boy]

I'll take a medium number 6 and a large Pepsi please. No cheese though...

[JediKeri]

the more random the better. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/chortle.gif

[Momin327]

No usual?

[Obi-Stu]

Stay off topic please... style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue2.gif

[Greedo Boy]

But that would be on topic, and we can't be having any of that, now can we?!!??! style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/saber.gif

[JediJaina]

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[Momin327]

"You took the earrings?"

[Greedo Boy]

I thought it was Sushi...

[Momin327]

"I made a list of things you weren't supposed to touch, and I know you know the list because you signed the list."

[brookie]

here he comes here comes miasma...greedoy boy... and momin.

[Greedo Boy]

Hey lookie it's a brookie... yo, ya wanna cookie?

[blacksaber]

if you stayed on topic on the off topic thread then you would be infringement of the whold process. Besides, what do we have put our 5 senses to prove it exists.

ooh ooh! a joke!

how many yellow aes sedi does it take to chnge a lightbulb?
NONE! you can't heal the dead!!!

[Obi-Wan]

Roads? Where we're going we don't need roads.....

[Whitesaber]

Great Scott!!

[Greedo Boy]

Oh man, this is heavy...

[Kit]

halarious situation of the year:

STRANGE GIRL IN THE HALL: Do you have a dollar?
MALE FRIEND: Maybe...
STRANGE GIRL IN THE HALL: Please, I'll show you my breasts.
MALE FRIEND: Oh, ok, here, I've got many dollars!
STRANGE GIRL IN THE HALL: No, I have a boyfriend! she walks away
MALE FRIEND: Yeah, well, so do I!

only in my high school....

[Greedo Boy]

Not to mention my dreams, too... style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/unsure.gif

[Obi-Wan]

That's just disturbing...

[Kit]

^it was funny as crap, I still laugh hysterically about that

[Obi-Wan]

Were you there? As the female or something?

[Greedo Boy]

Glad to be of service.

[Kit]

Yes I was there, standing next to my friend as the girl walked by. Thus making me not the girl, seeing as it is biologically impossible for me to be a girl as well as physically impossible for me to be in two places at once.

[Obi-Wan]

Hey, you never know man... LMAO

[Greedo Boy]

Hey, if Greedo can do it, Kit can do it!

[Obi-Wan]

That's scary...

[Kit]

Greedo, that very statement frightens me on so many different levels. . . style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif

And I was not the girl, just as a final statement

[Greedo Boy]

Are you sure?

[Obi-Wan]

It's a little green man!!!!!!!!!!!! style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wave.gif

[Greedo Boy]

IZZATACOOKIE?????

[Obi-Wan]

I hate cookies.....

[Greedo Boy]

What about Brookies?

[Obi-Wan]

Excuse me?

[Greedo Boy]

Cut to the chase.

[Obi-Wan]

Get to the point.

[Greedo Boy]

What if it's sharp?

[Obi-Wan]

Don't be a whimp. Sharp things don't hurt, well, much.

[Greedo Boy]

Poison hurts...

[Obi-Wan]

Get a cure

[Greedo Boy]

What if it's incurable?

[Obi-Wan]

Start writing your will. Or choke.

[Greedo Boy]

I'll take the pretzel...

[Obi-Wan]

Yeah, and you can ask Bush for advice on it.

[Greedo Boy]

Ah, glad to see you caught that. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wink.gif

[Obi-Wan]

But of course....

[Greedo Boy]

Who wants Ex-lax, I mean, chocolate?

[Obi-Wan]

Chocolate sucks man!

[Greedo Boy]

Don't you be dissin' my chocolate, I mean, Ex-lax, I mean.... gah!!

[Obi-Wan]

Uh huh.....

[Greedo Boy]

Now whoever thought of that idea??

[Obi-Wan]

Who knows.........

[Greedo Boy]

Are you sure?

[Obi-Wan]

I'm positive.

[Greedo Boy]

Only a fool is positive.

[Obi-Wan]

Are you sure?

[Greedo Boy]

I'm positive!

[Obi-Wan]

Why?

[Obi-Stu]

style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/giveup.gif Asking GB or anyone?

[Ripley the Warmaster]

<span style="color:blue">He's happy for the fact the cat in his icon is relaxing.</span>

[Obi-Stu]

Why don't you play survivor hoth? Hmmmm

[Obi-Wan]

I couldn't survive in Hoth, it's too damn cold.

[Obi-Stu]

Come on, everyone's doing it... style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/devil.gif

[Momin327]

Fur is Nerf-herder!

[Greedo Boy]

Be nice...

[Obi-Wan]

That's interesting.....

[Greedo Boy]

Don't make me come over there!!

[Obi-Wan]

Try me, *******....

[Tarkheki JD]

People, OFF topic please! And both fo you, cool off!
What is it with teenager males and tempers? style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wink.gif

[Obi-Wan]

It's what makes us guys fun. I've been in about five or six fights. Won them all...

[Greedo Boy]

<span style="font-size:36pt;line-height:100%"><span style="color:red">Attack of the Psycho Killer Mutant Flying Monkeys!!!</span></span>

[Obi-Wan]

I think it's on NBC.

[Momin327]

I like the sound of bikini tennis...

[Obidobi]

What Tark said....!

[Greedo Boy]

Don't make me cook this Banana!! style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/saber.gif

[Obi-Wan]

Riiight

[Greedo Boy]

Put Two and Two together and you get Three! I mean... Four?

[Obi-Wan]

That is why you fail...

[Greedo Boy]

Originally posted by Tarkheki JD@Jul 1 2004, 07:32 PM
People, OFF topic please! And both fo you, cool off!
What is it with teenager males and tempers? style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wink.gif
WE CAN'T DO THAT, IT WOULD BE ON TOPIC THEN!!! style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/ohmy.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/saber.gif

Basically in this thread, you can get away with everthing. Going off topic is acceptable as it's the point of the topic, but staying on topic is acceptable too, as it's off the supposed topic. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin.gif

[Obi-Wan]

The mods can't get to us now! MUWHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Greedo Boy]

WhowannaplaysomeWhackamidget???

[Obi-Wan]

I'd rather take down an Ewok....

[Greedo Boy]

Ewok=Midget covered in a ruber, fur-covered suit.

[Obi-Wan]

Exactly...

[Greedo Boy]

"No, No. Behind that ST!!"

"Yeah, yeah, yeah!! I'm runnin' low man!"

[Obi-Wan]

Check please...

[Greedo Boy]

Norwegians LIE!!! style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/saber.gif

[Obi-Wan]

And Americans fry?

[Obidobi]

Originally posted by Greedo Boy@Jul 2 2004, 03:19 AM
Norwegians LIE!!! style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/saber.gif
And Greedo think he is Mr. knowitall....lol

[Obi-Wan]

That, I must actually agree with.

[Greedo Boy]

Originally posted by Obidobi+Jul 1 2004, 08:26 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Obidobi @ Jul 1 2004, 08:26 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'> <!--QuoteBegin-Greedo Boy@Jul 2 2004, 03:19 AM
Norwegians LIE!!! style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/saber.gif
And Greedo think he is Mr. knowitall....lol [/b][/quote]
I AM Mr. Knowitall!! See?!

*Displays a pin which reads "Mr. Greedo K. Boy"*

The K. stands for Knowitall...

[Ripley the Warmaster]

<span style="color:blue">GB, since you are Mr. Knowitall, will you tell me my fortune?</span>

[Greedo Boy]

You don't have a fortune, you're poor. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wink.gif

[Seanakin]

Originally posted by Greedo Boy@Jul 1 2004, 06:19 PM
Norwegians LIE!!! style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/saber.gif
I can think of one reason to agree with Greedo Boi here, I'm afraid.

However, that shouldn't be allowed to apply to the rest of the 5 million Norwegians out there, GB. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/saber.gif

[Ripley the Warmaster]

<span style="color:blue">Not that. I meant Crystal Ball fortune.</span>

[Greedo Boy]

The world is a sore place indeed, and so, I indefinitely take my leave of you.

[Tarkheki JD]

Bring me a hot dog on your way back, eh?

[Obi-Wan]

Be a vegetarian, don't eat the animal man!

[brookie]

hmmm animal man.....

[Momin327]

I'm a KFC person, myself...

[Ripley the Warmaster]

<span style="color:blue">Obi-Wan, I am a vegetarian. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif</span>

[Tarkheki JD]

I'm a "light carnivor"... only chicken and pig for me. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wink.gif

[Obi-Wan]

*gasp*

I've been a vegetarian for about two years. And loving it! style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/happy.gif

[Whitesaber]

Starra's influencing you way too much.

[Obi-Wan]

LMAO. Not that much..... style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif

[Whitesaber]

I'm growing increasingly fond of the Matrix.

[Obi-Wan]

That's interesting...

[brookie]

pigs are smarter than dogs

[Obi-Wan]

My dog kicks ass!

[Tarkheki JD]

My dog comes with a side of fries. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif

[Obi-Wan]

... style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/huh.gif

[Tarkheki JD]

hot dog. It was a joke. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif

[Obi-Wan]

Just creeped out, no biggie...heh...

[mazzy]

Dogs are the best.

[blacksaber]

i'm not anti animal, i'm pro human!

[mazzy]

I'm pro animal. I love all the wee creatures.

[Obi-Wan]

I'm all for animals, but that's obvious...

[Momin327]

Save the corpses!

[Seanakin]

Originally posted by blacksaber@Jul 3 2004, 08:38 AM
i'm not anti animal, i'm pro human!
For some reason, that reminded me of The Elephant Man. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/huh.gif

[Tarkheki JD]

I lurv aminals!
I do charity work for orgs all the time. I'm in the midst of doin' some now! style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif

[Obi-Wan]

I have no idea where a Zoo near here is, it makes me sad. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/sad.gif

[brookie]

down with zoos style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wave.gif

[Obi-Wan]

*gasp*

[Ripley the Warmaster]

<span style="color:blue">I love zoos.</span>

[Obi-Wan]

See? I'm not alone in my zooyness...

[Josie Danger]

So a man walks into a bar...

[Momin327]

Iron Chef!

[stormtrooper9]

Some day the world will blong to me Muhahahaha style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/dictator.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/bow.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/bow.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/bow.gif :wakes up: hun?

[mazzy]

Mmmmm, cherries.

[stormtrooper9]

Mmmmmm....Donuts........

[walong]

i wish slow drivers would stay out of the left lane or better yet stay home.

[Ripley the Warmaster]

<span style="color:blue">Vive le Revolution! (goes frees animals from slaughterhouses)</span>

[Josie Danger]

Everybody lives on a street in a city or in village or a town for what it's worth and they're all inside a country which is part of a continent which sits on the planet known as earth, and earth is a ball full of oceans and some mountains which is sitting there spinning silently in space and living on the earth are the plants and the animals and also the entire human race, it's all spec amid a hundred billion stars in a galaxy we call the milky way, it's one hundred trillion miles from one and to the other and still that's only a fraction of the way, and with so many galaxies that stretch across the sky each one filled with constellations, planets moons and stars, the universe extends to a place that never end which might still be inside a little jar!

[Tovor]

It boggles the mind.

[Momin327]

"A grown man and you don't know how to shave!"

"Well, it's not my fault. I come from a long line of electricians!"

[Tarkheki JD]

Animaniacs... oh the days of youth....

[Darth Darthy]

For your enjoyment I have temporarily changed my avatar.

[Momin327]

My quotes were from A Hard Day's Night...

[Siri Ruane]

My finger hurts.

[Darth Darthy]

I'm currently at work and therefore must not be here wasting time. Goodbye.

[Whitesaber]

Originally posted by Tarkheki JD@Aug 5 2004, 09:52 AM
Animaniacs... oh the days of youth....
<span style="font-size:36pt;line-height:100%">HELLOOOOOOOO NURSE!</span>

[Javen]

You will never take me alive. Unless you have Dorito's and bean dip. And don't forget the mountain dew.

[Momin327]

(in best Charlton Heston voice) Mountain Dew is made of pee!!!

[stormtrooper9]

I dont know™ &copy; 1999 Stormtrooper9 all rights to this word is ownd by me (I wished)

[Obi-Stu]

wHAT?

[stormtrooper9]

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[metalhead]

mountain dew style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wub.gif
any other liquid including water style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/barf.gif

[stormtrooper9]

^ Olny like MD Cold Red. Shoot Im on topic......... style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wink.gif

[Whitesaber]

I've always wondered how someone can fall head-over-heels for somebody. I mean, isn't your head already over your heels already? So if you fall head-over-heels for someone, does that mean nothing happens and the relationship sucks??

I'd understand if I fell heels-over-head for a girl, but head-over-heels? I'll never understand humans...

[Obi-Stu]

It's not that important....

[Josie Danger]

I'm going to the zoo tomorrow with 20 kids ages 4-6, it's going to be...interesting...

[Seanakin]

Originally posted by Whitesaber@Aug 17 2004, 05:30 AM
I've always wondered how someone can fall head-over-heels for somebody. I mean, isn't your head already over your heels already? So if you fall head-over-heels for someone, does that mean nothing happens and the relationship sucks??

I'd understand if I fell heels-over-head for a girl, but head-over-heels? I'll never understand humans...
Doesn't matter since you fall on your ass ultimately. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/happy.gif

[brookie]

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[Tovor]

Originally posted by Whitesaber@Aug 17 2004, 08:30 AM
I've always wondered how someone can fall head-over-heels for somebody. I mean, isn't your head already over your heels already? So if you fall head-over-heels for someone, does that mean nothing happens and the relationship sucks??

I'd understand if I fell heels-over-head for a girl, but head-over-heels? I'll never understand humans...
What are you trying to do, destroy centuries of tradition? What'll people do now to express their wackiness? "Yeah man, I saw her and I flipped and landed right back on my feet again, but you could see by my stance how endeared I was." style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wink.gif

[stormtrooper9]

Originally posted by Whitesaber@Apr 1 2004, 08:55 PM
Mwahahahahaa...
<div align="right">Quoted post</div>


Where did you get that white saber?

[Whitesaber]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE</div><div class='quotemain'>Where did you get that white saber?[/b][/quote]

I made it, silly.

[stormtrooper9]

Thanks for telling me.

[Siri Ruane]

You're welcome.

[Obidobi]

Who let the dog out?

[Javen]

Hey you are looking good. I am not. Sure you are. Well...okay then you're right. *Me in the mornings in front of mirror*

[Greedo Boy]

Home Sweet Home...

[flo fett]

So there I was walking along the street when BAM!! I suddenly realised how amazing and wonderful you are!

[Tovor]

Awwwww, mesa so fattered!

[Javen]

I'm really not here, seriously.

[flo fett]

Don't you touch that! That's mine!

[Greedo Boy]

Yeargh, Snurg, Blobbel, et Greogh!

That's the condition of my brain...

[flo fett]

Oh freddled gruntbuggly
Thy micturations are to me
As plurdled gabbleblotchits on a lurgid bee.

[Javen]

I am full of chocolate chips! Someone sprinkle me on an ice craem!

[flo fett]

and if I could be who you wanted....

[Tovor]

This is your brain: style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/scratchchin.gif

This is your brain on Greedo: style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/thud.gif

[flo fett]

You feel good, you feel right
you're so good
tip toe over me
tip toe
oooh
tip toe over me
tip toe
nah nah nah

*dances like Alison Goldfrapp*

[Greedo Boy]

I am now officially a drug... heh

[Javen]

I am on a wanted poster on Mars. I wonder if anyone will see it?

[Greedo Boy]

Rodians get around... alot...

[flo fett]

"Accident or not, you know what Thom's like about unwanted physical contact." said Ed. Everyone fell silent thinking about this. Jonny unconciously traced a small but significant scar on his collar bone, "yeah" he said softly. Thom himself was curled up in the front passenger seat next to Nigel, slowly stroking his ear in peaceful sleep thanks to Mr Valium.

[Greedo Boy]

"When in doubt, eat some trout."

[Javen]

Politics are small little ticks

[Greedo Boy]

Politicians=LIES

[Javen]

LIES=Alot of people.

[Tovor]

Potatoes have a lot of carbs.

[flo fett]

YES! HE SENDS THEM SECRET MESSAGES VIA TOASTERS AND MICROWAVES!!

[Greedo Boy]

Alot of people=Ignorant.

[flo fett]

have you ever heard such language??

shocking, really.

[Javen]

LANGUAGE=murmuring

[Greedo Boy]

Eat my shorts.

[Tovor]

It's a gooey stain.

[flo fett]

I WANT A TSHIRT!!

[Greedo Boy]

So this is what it's like to wear a bra... style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/scratchchin.gif

[flo fett]

the poor boy runs about half naked most of the time, and I BLAME YOU!!!

[Tovor]

This thread is the most incoherent disorganized structuring of scatter-babble I've ever seen.

[Greedo Boy]

Join Al Queda. Be a Terrorist. Get your ass kicked by U.S. Marines.

[flo fett]

Yipes....better keep your thingy covered....not only for the sake of your cats and neighbors....

[Greedo Boy]

Now Watergate, that was a Scandal!

[Tovor]

There is a palm tree right outside my window, and the hanging coconuts look just like testicles.

[Greedo Boy]

No wonder so many women hang out around there...!!

[Tovor]

The coconuts are in the palm tree, and the women want the coconuts in their palms.

[Greedo Boy]

Hey, it's the circle of life.

[RollaFett]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE</div><div class='quotemain'>flo fett Today, 01:26 PM Post #1711
Yipes....better keep your thingy covered....not only for the sake of your cats and neighbors.... [/b][/quote]

Hey, I didn't know you lived so close to me. Okay, I'll cover up!

[RollaFett]

A stainless steel butter knife is a thing to behold.

[Greedo Boy]

Wooden spoons creep me out.

[Whitesaber]

"Greedo Boy sucks" in binary code is 0100011101110010011001010110010101
10010001101111001000000100001001101111011110010010 000001110011011
10101011000110110101101110011.

[Tovor]

This thread is a clone of the Random Thoughts thread. I find that highly offensive.

[Greedo Boy]

I find that accusation offensive... I CHALLENGE YOU TO A DUEL!!

[stormtrooper9]

This place is better.

[Greedo Boy]

Great, kid! Don't get cocky...

[flo fett]

fart

[Seanakin]

I just rolled out of bed, which means I need to put something on, as this chair is getting somewhat uncomfortable.

[Greedo Boy]

W00T, May/Walsh just won another match against McKennet/Young and are moving on to Gold Medal Match!!

[Ripley the Warmaster]

<span style="color:blue">I beat up people with sticks.</span>

[Darth Darthy]

I beat up sticks with people.

[Greedo Boy]

I beat up people's sticks...

[Obitwokenobi]

I'm having fun, fun, fun until my daddy takes my T-bird away.

[flo fett]

Is that your rat?

[Momin327]

Is Keith Richards actually the grim reaper?

[Whitesaber]

I think, therefore I am not G-Boy.

[Momin327]

Give me the twinkie!

[Whitesaber]

Teach me to become a Klingon.

[Momin327]

Shoot first, digitally edit later.

[Whitesaber]

Clearly, you are nuts.

[Momin327]

"Am I? We'll see..."

[Greedo Boy]

Hopefully not... style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/barf.gif

[Horse_Head]

some times you feel like a nut...

[Greedo Boy]

And other times you're flat out feeling them.

[Momin327]

"One minute, you're eating a burger, the next minute, you're dead meat."

[stormtrooper9]

Thanks I just had a buger

[Greedo Boy]

Now why one would be eating a bugger, I do not know.

[Horse_Head]

better than a booger

[Greedo Boy]

Almost...

[Momin327]

"Almost there..."

[Greedo Boy]

"The Force is strong in this one..."

[Momin327]

Diet Coca-Cola's one hell of a drink...