Milk and other off topic things that somehow reached 300+ pages

[JediKeri]

Originally posted by Trilogist+Apr 12 2004, 09:38 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Trilogist @ Apr 12 2004, 09:38 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'> <!--QuoteBegin-JediKeri@Apr 12 2004, 05:06 PM
I don't feel so good. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/barf.gif
Giver her air, people ...

*starts fanning Jedikeri* [/b][/quote]
*faints*

[Javen]

When I get to liking someone they ain't around long.

I noticed when you get to disliking some one, they ain't around long either.

[flo fett]

I an stepping out for some fresh air, inspite of the fact that it is raining most heavily. Thank you good sirs.

[Momin327]

Originally posted by flo fett@Apr 13 2004, 04:37 PM
I an stepping out for some fresh air, inspite of the fact that it is raining most heavily. Thank you good sirs.
It is "raining most heavily" here too, Flo!

[Greedo Boy]

It's raining over here too, but not that heavily, although yesterday we got a pretty fair drenching. Running in the rain is so much fun! You can barely see where you're going, and your shoes hydroplane constantly, making the run rife with possibilities for delicious disaster!

[Trilogist]

Originally posted by flo fett@Apr 13 2004, 02:37 PM
I an stepping out for some fresh air, inspite of the fact that it is raining most heavily. Thank you good sirs.
In the pouring rain? Very strange ...

[Greedo Boy]

It's a clean machine.

[MXCABRINI]

soda

[Darth Morder]

Did you know you have a linear existance?

[MXCABRINI]

ruler?

[Trilogist]

You don't move in scientific circles?

[brookie]

aaaahhhhh to eat corn

[Momin327]

"Perchance to dream..."

[Greedo Boy]

Binocular Boy!

[Seanakin]

Hey! A Cheeto!

[Greedo Boy]

THE Cheat is NOT DEAD.

[Seanakin]

He's dead, Jim.

[Darth Darthy]

I told you - never call me Jim. It's Quincy, the worlds greatest pathologist to you son.

[JediKeri]

I wanna Cry.

[Darth Morder]

Isn't that my face print on the floorboards?

[brookie]

Originally posted by JediKeri@Apr 15 2004, 10:09 AM
I wanna Cry.
turn that frown upside down style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif

[Greedo Boy]

Look, everybody, I have a crown!

[Kit]

I'm as healthy as a horse! -- knock on wood.
*knock, knock*
Come in.

[Greedo Boy]

Orange you going to let me in?

[Momin327]

Originally posted by Greedo Boy@Apr 17 2004, 12:44 AM
Orange you going to let me in?
So Patrick Swayze walks into a bar, and a horse says "Why the long face?"

[Greedo Boy]

"Your nephew is a class two free floater who secretes corrosive ectoplasm when he's angry?"

"To hear his mom tell it, he can be."

[flo fett]

She's a maneater

[Greedo Boy]

Purple Pink Penguin Pelican People Eaters!!

[flo fett]

And now it chills me to the bone!

[brookie]

crime doesnt pay

[Greedo Boy]

Shoot at teh Mankyes. Shoot at teh Mankyes!

[flo fett]

nothing can take away these bluuuuuuues

[brookie]

ive been down hearted baby, ive been down hearted baby, ever since the day the day you left

[Greedo Boy]

Now that's why I don't use Public Transportation.

[flo fett]

I wanna know what love is... *sings into hairbrush*

[Momin327]

"Tell me what is my life without your love..."

[Darth Morder]

Love is dedication, Love is care,
Love is respect and Love is where
the heart belongs.

[Whitesaber]

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I wanna be pushed aside
So let me go
Let me take back my life
I'd rather be all alone
Anywhere on my own
'Cause I can tell
The very worse part of you is me

[Momin327]

"Nothing in this life that I've been trying, can equal or surpass the art of dying.

[Queen 'Onna]

"So tell me what would do?"

[Greedo Boy]

What would you do for a Klondike Bar?

[Darth Darthy]

Nothing but I did finally get 3 boxes of Capn' Crunch sent over. Unfortunately only 1 survived my spoon this week. Lucky it doesn't go with beer or it would be gone by now too. And what happend to the toys they used to give away, some kid in Utah choke and sue or something?

[Greedo Boy]

*To Darthy who is under arrest for some sort of molestation I'm sure* style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif

"Don't worry, I've got some really good news."

"Did the chick take back her charges?"

"Haha, not a chance... But I did save a bundle on car insurance by switching to Geico!"

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[Momin327]

Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Can you really see the taste?

[brookie]

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[general grievous]

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[Greedo Boy]

Oh my deary me! style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/ohmy.gif

[JediKeri]

I wonder what'll happen tomorrow. I'm to sore to move from last night.

If your older than a bunch of 6th graders...don't play basketball with em. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/banghead.gif

[Queen 'Onna]

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[Obi-Stu]

Ah, the Clickable Smilies thread style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/giveup.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/grouphug.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/devil.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/trooper.gif

[The_Senator_from_Terra]

style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/trooper.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tie.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/inlove.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/grouphug.gif

a kinder, gentler empire

[Momin327]

Originally posted by Obi-Stu@Apr 20 2004, 02:20 AM
Ah, the Clickable Smilies thread style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/giveup.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/grouphug.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/devil.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/trooper.gif
Clickable wallpaper for nurseries!

[brookie]

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[The_Senator_from_Terra]

LOL

[Derek R.]

I love me some Cap'N Crunch.

[flo fett]

I feel so low tonight

[Momin327]

"Luke be a Jedi tonight!"

[Darth Darthy]

Why lil lady? THings could be worse...

I bought my lady some roses and she couldn't make it so I'm staring at them in a glass of water cause I'm too poor to afford a vase. And she could be pregnant. Life's a ***** but at least you don't live in Middlesbrough and/or are not me!

[flo fett]

Originally posted by Darth Darthy@Apr 22 2004, 12:48 AM
Why lil lady? THings could be worse...

I bought my lady some roses and she couldn't make it so I'm staring at them in a glass of water cause I'm too poor to afford a vase. And she could be pregnant. Life's a ***** but at least you don't live in Middlesbrough and/or are not me!
DEAR GOD DARTHY!!! style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/ohmy.gif

[Darth Darthy]

Well that's made me feel better...

[flo fett]

*hugs for darthy*
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I've been in the 'am I pregnant am I not' nightmare before too. I'm there for ya babe

[Darth Darthy]

Thanks Flo! style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/grouphug.gif I just wish the lottery ticket I never buy because I know I'll never win would be there for me too.

[flo fett]

style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif Hang on in there, I'm a goddess. I'll have a word. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif

[Darth Darthy]

Right then Flo! I'm buying me third ever lottery ticket and if I get anything less then previously (i.e. minus numbers cause I've never got a single one) I'll be sure to notify you! And remember - I live in Boro - a quid could buy me a council house, 4 prostitues, 8 cans of Tennants Super and change left over. For a cup of tea, of course.

[flo fett]

style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif WHOO HOO! Get me on the next bus to Middlesbrough, I'm gonna live like a queen. A very debauched and drunken queen but hey, it's all good. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif

[Darth Darthy]

You won't be saying that when you get a free syringe with your local paper adorned with the headline "Local Man Learns to Read & Write!".

[Obidobi]

Originally posted by Darth Darthy@Apr 22 2004, 01:48 AM
And she could be pregnant.
Tsk tsk..... Why do I recognize a strange feeling down my spine? style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/scratchchin.gif

[flo fett]

Well, you finally managed it darthy. I've been sitting here tonight crying to myself for no reason and feeling low, but you finally made me smile. You're a harsh man Mr Darthy, and the people of Middlesbrough so look up to you too. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif

[JediJaina]

Originally posted by Obidobi+Apr 21 2004, 07:08 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Obidobi @ Apr 21 2004, 07:08 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'> <!--QuoteBegin-Darth Darthy@Apr 22 2004, 01:48 AM
And she could be pregnant.
Tsk tsk..... Why do I recognize a strange feeling down my spine? style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/scratchchin.gif [/b][/quote]
And why is it that birth control doesn't seem to exist? style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wink.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif

[flo fett]

Originally posted by JediJaina+Apr 22 2004, 01:10 AM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(JediJaina @ Apr 22 2004, 01:10 AM)</div><div class='quotemain'> Originally posted by Obidobi@Apr 21 2004, 07:08 PM
<!--QuoteBegin-Darth Darthy@Apr 22 2004, 01:48 AM
And she could be pregnant.
Tsk tsk..... Why do I recognize a strange feeling down my spine? style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/scratchchin.gif
And why is it that birth control doesn't seem to exist? style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wink.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif [/b][/quote]
Sometimes it doesn't work

[Obidobi]

Originally posted by JediJaina@Apr 22 2004, 02:10 AM

And why is it that birth control doesn't seem to exist? style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wink.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif
Do you put your raincoat on when showering? style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wink.gif

[Darth Darthy]

That's enough detail from me! This is a public board and I don't want any Tom, Dick and ***** to be reading this.

[JediJaina]

Originally posted by flo fett+Apr 21 2004, 07:15 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(flo fett @ Apr 21 2004, 07:15 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'> Originally posted by JediJaina@Apr 22 2004, 01:10 AM
Originally posted by Obidobi@Apr 21 2004, 07:08 PM
<!--QuoteBegin-Darth Darthy@Apr 22 2004, 01:48 AM
And she could be pregnant.
Tsk tsk..... Why do I recognize a strange feeling down my spine? style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/scratchchin.gif
And why is it that birth control doesn't seem to exist? style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wink.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif
Sometimes it doesn't work [/b][/quote]
It depends on what you use and how you do it.

[Momin327]

Shouldn't Darthy get a warning?

[Darth Darthy]

No, I don't think he should. Feel free to complain though.

ANd that was the problem Jaina - for the first time in my life I did something right! Or wrong, depending on which way you look at it...

[flo fett]

Originally posted by JediJaina@Apr 22 2004, 01:19 AM
It depends on what you use and how you do it.
True, but accidents do sometimes still happen even when the instructions are being followed to the letter.

[flo fett]

Originally posted by Momin327@Apr 22 2004, 01:20 AM
Shouldn't Darthy get a warning?
For what? I'm afraid my jurisdiction doesn't extend as far as his bedroom style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif

[Obidobi]

Originally posted by Momin327@Apr 22 2004, 02:20 AM
Shouldn't Darthy get a warning?
Why's that?

[Darth Darthy]

I think it's because I said "*****". I don't have a problem with the word "*****" but some people find "*****" to be an offensive word because the word "*****" is often associated with sex as opposed to the "*****" being a male organ.

[JediJaina]

Originally posted by flo fett+Apr 21 2004, 07:23 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(flo fett @ Apr 21 2004, 07:23 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'> <!--QuoteBegin-JediJaina@Apr 22 2004, 01:19 AM
It depends on what you use and how you do it.
True, but accidents do sometimes still happen even when the instructions are being followed to the letter. [/b][/quote]
I think I was misunderstood. I didn't mean to say that there wouldn't be an accident. I don't know the specifics.

[Darth Darthy]

That's okay Jaina, I don't plan on publishing them! Well, not unless I get a fee... style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif

[brookie]

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[Greedo Boy]

On.

[Obi-Stu]

and then some...

[flo fett]

Originally posted by JediJaina+Apr 22 2004, 01:39 AM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(JediJaina @ Apr 22 2004, 01:39 AM)</div><div class='quotemain'> Originally posted by flo fett@Apr 21 2004, 07:23 PM
<!--QuoteBegin-JediJaina@Apr 22 2004, 01:19 AM
It depends on what you use and how you do it.
True, but accidents do sometimes still happen even when the instructions are being followed to the letter.
I think I was misunderstood. I didn't mean to say that there wouldn't be an accident. I don't know the specifics. [/b][/quote]
I hope I didn't sound narky Jaina, cos I didn't mean to. Sorry if I sounded like I was getting on at you. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/sad.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/sad.gif

[Momin327]

Originally posted by flo fett+Apr 22 2004, 07:12 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(flo fett @ Apr 22 2004, 07:12 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'> Originally posted by JediJaina@Apr 22 2004, 01:39 AM
Originally posted by flo fett@Apr 21 2004, 07:23 PM
<!--QuoteBegin-JediJaina@Apr 22 2004, 01:19 AM
It depends on what you use and how you do it.
True, but accidents do sometimes still happen even when the instructions are being followed to the letter.
I think I was misunderstood. I didn't mean to say that there wouldn't be an accident. I don't know the specifics.
I hope I didn't sound narky Jaina, cos I didn't mean to. Sorry if I sounded like I was getting on at you. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/sad.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/sad.gif [/b][/quote]
Do not feel guilty! You're not in the Spanish inquisition!

[Greedo Boy]

It's my party and I'll cry if I want to, Cry if I want to, Cry if I want to! You would cry too if it happened to yooouuuuu!!

[Momin327]

I hate those "Problem Child" movies.

[Greedo Boy]

Youze da prob'em chillun!!

[Momin327]

Originally posted by Greedo Boy@Apr 22 2004, 08:06 PM
Youze da prob'em chillun!!
"Are you gellin'?"

[Greedo Boy]

I'm like Magellan I'm so gellin'. Gellin' like a fellan. Oh yeah.

[Derek R.]

I wish they made more of the Gellin' Commericals, they were the best.

[Greedo Boy]

Nahnuhnehnoh.

I don't think so.

[Momin327]

nah-nah-nah-nah-nah-nah-nah-nah BATMAN!

[Obi-Stu]

And Robin

[Whitesaber]

*Sung to the tune of "Uptown girl."

In 8020101 war was beginning
What happened?
Somebody set up us the bomb
We get signal
Captain; What?
Main screen turn on
It's you!
How are you gentlemen?

All your base
All your base are belong to us
All your base are belong to us
All your base are belong to us
What you say?

You have no chance to sur-vi-i-ive
No chance to survive make your ti-i-ime
Take off every Zig
Moooooove Zig
For great justice

All your base
All your base are belong to us
All your base are belong to us
All your base are belong to us
What you say?

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[Darth Morder]

May the night never take the day from us.

[Whitesaber]

LOL

[Darth Morder]

Originally posted by Whitesaber@Apr 23 2004, 11:10 PM
LOL
http://69.57.141.218/244/133/emo/p169.gif

[Obi-Stu]

That's how I feel

[JediKeri]

It's friday. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/blink.gif

[Darth Morder]

It's Saturday style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin.gif (all 55 minutes of it style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif)

[JediKeri]

Your half way around the world....so what? style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif

[Derek R.]

Is there a pretty big "Around-the-World" type existence around here? I know Darth Darthy doesn't live in the US, where do the rest of you live?

[Darth Morder]

The Great Southland style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin.gif

[Momin327]

"Find me where ye echo lays, lose ye bodies in the maze..."

[Derek R.]

Momin: Are you refereing to Kansas?

[Momin327]

Originally posted by Derek R.@Apr 23 2004, 03:39 PM
Momin: Are you refereing to Kansas?
No. It's from the George Harrison song, "Ballad of Sir Frankie Crisp (Let It Roll)".

[Obitwokenobi]

I'm off-topic!

...but in the off-topic thread, that's on-topic...

...but if I'm on-topic, that's off-topic...

...but if...

[Derek R.]

Yeeesh, Camel Spiders. Myth or legend?

[Emerita]

How long do you think it will take before we start seeing them in the U.S. brought back on purpose or as eggs in someone's pack.... style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/blink.gif ok, that's a scary thought.... style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/barf.gif

[Greedo Boy]

Dude, you've to a huge bug attached to your neck!! Here, lemme kill it...

*Slaps him in the face.*

[Derek R.]

Frightening thought.

The Rumors on this "Camel Spider" is that it eats the stomachs out from Camels and uses a toxin to numb the flesh so you can't even feel it feeding on you. US Soldiers have also reported that the Spiders can reach speeds of 25 mph as one attempted to chase a jeep! A US Solider found these (cause their are two in the picture) in his sleeping bag. Yeeeesh.

[Greedo Boy]

Camel Spiders - Saddam's secret weapon we never knew about.

[Momin327]

"You see, their young enter through the ears, and then wrap themselves around cerebral cortex. This has a habit of rendering their victims susceptible to suggestion. Later, as they... grow, follows madness. And death."

[Greedo Boy]

<span style="color:red"><span style="font-size:12pt;line-height:100%">KHAAAAN!!!</span></span>








Heheh, I got the last word in on a topic before it got closed. Lucky ole me! style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/devil.gif

[Momin327]

"In my experience, there's no such thing as luck."

[Derek R.]

Cortex eh? Didn't know that...heh

[Momin327]

Originally posted by Derek R.@Apr 25 2004, 05:04 PM
Cortex eh? Didn't know that...heh
Do yo mean to tell me that you've not taken the Kobayashi Maru test until now?

[Derek R.]

If I say no will I be beaten in the street?

[Momin327]

Originally posted by Derek R.@Apr 25 2004, 07:03 PM
If I say no will I be beaten in the street?
No, but "I shall leave you as you left me... marooned in the center of a dead planet, buried alive..."

[Derek R.]

Is that a Fett line?

[Momin327]

Originally posted by Derek R.@Apr 25 2004, 07:26 PM
Is that a Fett line?
style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/banghead.gif That's from Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan!

[flo fett]

style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif Give up Momin, you shall not corrupt the pure with your Star Trekkiness

[Momin327]

Originally posted by flo fett@Apr 25 2004, 07:49 PM
style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif Give up Momin, you shall not corrupt the pure with your Star Trekkiness
I can't choose one or the other...

[Darth Darthy]

My Tovor avatar satisfies me in a way only a self-made flash animation could. It makes me feel all fuzzy inside. The bald spot is particularly detailed - see the way it glimmers in the light? style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif

[Tovor]

It's funny how the reflection on the head keeps moving like it was a living thing.





I've been pondering the following regarding the Take Your Child to Work day last week. The professional porn actors in California whose line of work has been shut down due to recent events had nowhere to take their children to show them what they do for a living. What a shame.

[Greedo Boy]

Quite.

[Derek R.]

I am immune to Trek advances. Thank God for me not having cable as a young child...then curse him for me not having cable as a young child.

[Tarkheki JD]

Has anyone ever seen "pink light", or know when it's going to be this year?

[Darth Morder]

Originally posted by Obitwokenobi@Apr 25 2004, 12:29 PM
I'm off-topic!

...but in the off-topic thread, that's on-topic...

...but if I'm on-topic, that's off-topic...

...but if...
hmm is this my Clone or my Echo???

[Miasmo]

Originally posted by Tovor@Apr 25 2004, 09:08 PM
I've been pondering the following regarding the Take Your Child to Work day last week. The professional porn actors in California whose line of work has been shut down due to recent events had nowhere to take their children to show them what they do for a living. What a shame.
Isn't it though? Isn't it?


Moving along. ANZAC sounds like an acne medication.

[Darth Morder]

Originally posted by Miasma@Apr 26 2004, 09:31 PM
Moving along. ANZAC sounds like an acne medication.
style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/mad.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/mad.gif <span style="font-size:36pt;line-height:100%"><span style="color:red">TALK ABOUT DISGRACING THE DEAD!!!!!! </span></span> style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/mad.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/mad.gif

Would You like me to mock 9/11?
<span style="font-size:36pt;line-height:100%"><span style="color:red"> DIDN'T THINK SO!</span></span>

[Obi-Stu]

Stay off topic please...

[Miasmo]

Originally posted by Darth Morder@Apr 26 2004, 06:43 AM
Would You like me to mock 9/11?
I'd have no problem with you mocking 9/11.

I'm sorry you were offended. I'm not sorry I offended you though.

[Miasmo]

A 3D smurf movie has to be on the way. It just has to.

[JediKeri]

I'm on my day off, and it's really, really, really, nice outside.

[Derek R.]

Anyone have any interesting tattoos or piercings?

[JediKeri]

Blizz has a Rebel Insignia Tattoo.

[flo fett]

I am really really drunk...ha hah hah ha...on a school night too style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif

[Momin327]

Originally posted by flo fett@Apr 26 2004, 06:07 PM
I am really really drunk...ha hah hah ha...on a school night too style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif
Bugaloo!

[flo fett]

Exactly *falls of her revolving chair* hahahahahahaha

[Darth Morder]

Give me my title style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/censored.gif http://www.thefarce.net/boards/html/emoticons/ph34r.gif


style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/hehe.gif ... Oops wrong board lol style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/hehe.gif

[Derek R.]

Wha..?

[JediKeri]

Pay Mordor no mind. He's just off topic again. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif

[Darth Morder]

it's funny how because J.R.R. Tolkien's trilogy has gone onto the big screen everybody seems to think that the last word in my name is the realm of Sauron (MordOr) and not the Norwegian name for murder (MordEr)

[Darth Morder]

<span style="color:blue"><span style="font-family:Geneva">Vires Acquirit Eundo </span></span>

[Javen]

Via con dios

[Derek R.]

Si

[Momin327]

"I want the best stunt-doubles money can buy! But I don't wanna pay too much..."

(later, at the mexican border)

"Get in! Get in!"

[Obitwokenobi]

Take a Chance! With monkeys! (http://www.chanceforums.uni.cc/forums/)

[Darth Morder]

have you ever felt that the other side of the street is always to far to walk to but always to short when you return?

[Momin327]

Originally posted by Darth Morder@Apr 27 2004, 06:01 PM
have you ever felt that the other side of the street is always to far to walk to but always to short when you return?
All the time.

[stormtrooper9]

Here is something to think about

If this is the off topic thread and every one is off topic toes this mean every one is on topic.

[Darth Morder]

Originally posted by stormtrooper9@Apr 28 2004, 08:59 AM
Here is something to think about

If this is the off topic thread and every one is off topic toes this mean every one is on topic.
I must Be the god of echoes.

[stormtrooper9]

Originally posted by Darth Morder+Apr 27 2004, 07:00 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Darth Morder @ Apr 27 2004, 07:00 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'> <!--QuoteBegin-stormtrooper9@Apr 28 2004, 08:59 AM
Here is something to think about

If this is the off topic thread and every one is off topic toes this mean every one is on topic.
I must Be the god of echoes. [/b][/quote]
The point is to make you think.

[Obidobi]

Originally posted by Darth Morder@Apr 27 2004, 01:20 PM
Give me my title style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/censored.gif http://www.thefarce.net/boards/html/emoticons/ph34r.gif


style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/hehe.gif ... Oops wrong board lol style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/hehe.gif
Bring in the Medic's and get this dude back to the asylum....

[Greedo Boy]

Originally posted by stormtrooper9@Apr 27 2004, 05:59 PM
Here is something to think about

If this is the off topic thread and every one is off topic toes this mean every one is on topic.
Nice try, but I don't think so.

[brookie]

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[Obidobi]

heh...

[Greedo Boy]

Originally posted by brookie@Apr 27 2004, 08:45 PM
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Watch your picture language, young lady!

[Emerita]

http://mindscraps.com/s/otn/laughing/yelrotflmao.gif you guys crack me up.......

[Derek R.]

Heh. Crazy.

[stormtrooper9]

Originally posted by Greedo Boy+Apr 27 2004, 09:44 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Greedo Boy @ Apr 27 2004, 09:44 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'> <!--QuoteBegin-stormtrooper9@Apr 27 2004, 05:59 PM
Here is something to think about

If this is the off topic thread and every one is off topic toes this mean every one is on topic.
Nice try, but I don't think so. [/b][/quote]
Well I hope I got at one person to think.

[Greedo Boy]

Good day, Goodbye, Good sir.

[stormtrooper9]

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[Greedo Boy]

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[Momin327]

There can't be no conformity, because there are always people standing together for a cause.

[stormtrooper9]

Originally posted by Momin327@Apr 28 2004, 04:50 PM
There can't be no conformity, because there are always people standing together for a cause.
Like this? style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/dictator.gif

[Greedo Boy]

That's just insanity.

[stormtrooper9]

Any one know how to swith the name on the dictator smilie?

[Greedo Boy]

Ask Clara.

[stormtrooper9]

Thanks.


My science teacher came up with a new idea on how life was formed "In 200-350 year from now the people will created a time machine and a person will go back in time to forum the right settings to forum life".

[Momin327]

My solution for the middle east crises: send Richard Simmons.

[Greedo Boy]

Richard Simmons = Satan's Right Hand Man

[stormtrooper9]

Originally posted by Momin327@Apr 28 2004, 06:56 PM
My solution for the middle east crises: send Richard Simmons.
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[Greedo Boy]

All that'd do would be to give 'em a leader!

[stormtrooper9]

So they can get in shape then take over the diet world?


Rember "diet" is just "die" with "it" at the end. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/scratchchin.gif

[Momin327]

Originally posted by stormtrooper9+Apr 28 2004, 06:59 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(stormtrooper9 @ Apr 28 2004, 06:59 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'> <!--QuoteBegin-Momin327@Apr 28 2004, 06:56 PM
My solution for the middle east crises: send Richard Simmons.
style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif [/b][/quote]
Did I mention that I'm serious?

[stormtrooper9]

Originally posted by Momin327+Apr 28 2004, 07:38 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Momin327 @ Apr 28 2004, 07:38 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'> Originally posted by stormtrooper9@Apr 28 2004, 06:59 PM
<!--QuoteBegin-Momin327@Apr 28 2004, 06:56 PM
My solution for the middle east crises: send Richard Simmons.
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Did I mention that I'm serious? [/b][/quote]
Wha................................. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/notify.gif

What would that do?

[Momin327]

Originally posted by stormtrooper9+Apr 28 2004, 07:44 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(stormtrooper9 @ Apr 28 2004, 07:44 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'> Originally posted by Momin327@Apr 28 2004, 07:38 PM
Originally posted by stormtrooper9@Apr 28 2004, 06:59 PM
<!--QuoteBegin-Momin327@Apr 28 2004, 06:56 PM
My solution for the middle east crises: send Richard Simmons.
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Did I mention that I'm serious?
Wha................................. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/notify.gif

What would that do? [/b][/quote]
We've sent men there to stop the killing, and it hasn't worked. So send a woman, & right now, Richard Simmons is the closest thing the USA has to a woman.

[Greedo Boy]

If you're trying to be funny, it's not working.

[stormtrooper9]

I'm with GB right now.

Now going back "off topic" Why is Canada's money have the Queen of the UK on it?

[Derek R.]

More importantly, how come US money doesn't have supermodels on it? That would teach people the value of a dollar!

[stormtrooper9]

<"Here Comes The Money" playing in the back grown>

No it would make the US eco. worse.

[Derek R.]

Try telling that to Tyra Banks.

[stormtrooper9]

style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/huh.gif I'm been here olny a week and 3 days. Who is that? I'm just lost........

[Darth Morder]

Originally posted by stormtrooper9@Apr 29 2004, 10:28 AM
I'm with GB right now.

Now going back "off topic" Why is Canada's money have the Queen of the UK on it?
Because Canada still considers the Monarch to be important even though they are seperate. Same goes for Australia.

[Darth Morder]

I can see weed Kelp

[stormtrooper9]

Do you mean "help"?

[stormtrooper9]

GB what is your avatar of? Spelling wrong will check it.

[Momin327]

Originally posted by Greedo Boy@Apr 28 2004, 08:19 PM
If you're trying to be funny, it's not working.
It's no joke.

[stormtrooper9]

Well it look like one.

[Greedo Boy]

I have to agree with Mister Nine.

[stormtrooper9]

Originally posted by Greedo Boy@Apr 28 2004, 09:41 PM
I have to agree with Mister Nine.
Who's that.

[Greedo Boy]

You. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wink.gif

[stormtrooper9]

Ok Mine brain is not working right now.

[Greedo Boy]

So you're from Michigan?

[stormtrooper9]

Yes

[Greedo Boy]

You almost sound like a stereotypical Russian trying to speak English. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif

[stormtrooper9]

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QUOTE (Greedo Boy @ Apr 28 2004, 10:03 PM)
You almost sound like a stereotypical Russian trying to speak English.


Si

[stormtrooper9]

I'm jut a person form the USA who can't speak any foreign langlage.

[Greedo Boy]

That's Spanish! style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wacko.gif

[stormtrooper9]

No that was style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/censored.gif forgot how to spell Spanish in Spanish.

[Greedo Boy]

Originally posted by stormtrooper9@Apr 28 2004, 09:05 PM
I'm jut a person form the USA who can't speak any foreign langlage.
Scratch out foreign and you'll be good. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tie.gif

[stormtrooper9]

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[Greedo Boy]

Don't feel too bad, I can't do cursive worth style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/censored.gif

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[stormtrooper9]

Originally posted by Greedo Boy@Apr 28 2004, 10:11 PM
Don't feel too bad, I can't do cursive worth style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/censored.gif

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Same here.

[Greedo Boy]

I have sub-3rd grade cursive ability. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif

[stormtrooper9]

Not even

[Greedo Boy]

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[Momin327]

Beware corpses bearing gifts.

[stormtrooper9]

Why do you say that style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/huh.gif

[Greedo Boy]

<span style="color:blue"><span style="font-size:12pt;line-height:100%">TOPIC CHANGE UP!!</span></span>

[Momin327]

Originally posted by stormtrooper9@Apr 28 2004, 10:21 PM
Why do you say that style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/huh.gif
Indiana Jones, LOTR, the list is endless...

[Greedo Boy]

So, how 'bout them Patriots?

[stormtrooper9]

Can't get the song out of my head.

[Greedo Boy]

You think you've got alot to think about, try not doing any work for five hours and then buying a crossword!

[stormtrooper9]

Wha...........

[Greedo Boy]

I'm Rick James, B*tch!

[stormtrooper9]

Yes my 200th post in just a week ond 3 days.

[Greedo Boy]

I once made 300 posts in one day... style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/ohmy.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/blush.gif

I've cut down since then. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif

[stormtrooper9]

And I though I had too much time on my hands.

[Greedo Boy]

It was a slow day, and pretty much me and Momin were the only ones on.

[stormtrooper9]

I hate it when that happens.

[Greedo Boy]

Hmmm... style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/sleeping.gif

Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-ss-nork!**

Huh, wazzha jabbhfau? style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/huh.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/blink.gif

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[stormtrooper9]

What?

[Greedo Boy]

Well, it is the 'Off Topic' Thread...

[stormtrooper9]

Well if were off topic that means were on topic.

[Greedo Boy]

Not really. This is the Off Topic thread, but we are on topic, so therefore we are Off Topic. See?

[stormtrooper9]

I will be back 30mins to a 1 hour will you still be here?

[Greedo Boy]

Doubtfully.

It's a school night, and I was supposed to go to bed over an hour ago. Luckily my dad is out of town though... style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wink.gif

[stormtrooper9]

I don't need to go to school tomorrow. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif

[Greedo Boy]

Why not?

[stormtrooper9]

Getting my wisdom teeth out at 9 AM(My time)

[Greedo Boy]

You poor soul. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/sad.gif

May the Teeth Demons watch over you. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wink.gif

[stormtrooper9]

Originally posted by Greedo Boy@Apr 28 2004, 10:49 PM
You poor soul. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/sad.gif

May the Teeth Demons watch over you. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wink.gif
First time I heard that one.

[Greedo Boy]

Probably the last, too. Ok everybody, Good Night and Sweet Dreams. Don't let the Bedbugs Bite! style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wink.gif

-Fhqwugads

[stormtrooper9]

See you later.

[Derek R.]

And here I thought we'd discuss Tyra Banks money. Feh.

[Darth Morder]

Originally posted by stormtrooper9+Apr 29 2004, 11:54 AM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(stormtrooper9 @ Apr 29 2004, 11:54 AM)</div><div class='quotemain'> Ok Mine brain is not working right now. [/b]
Hence the reason why you didn't understand what I said

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I can see weed Kelp
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Kelp is a form of seaweed.

[Darth Morder]

Tze fekylbower, feker mazali von fila de fekabansin.

[Derek R.]

Kelp also helps make some good sushi!

[Tarkheki JD]

I'm not a big fan of the sushi... tuna with mayo and lemon, on the other hand.... style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif

[Darth Morder]

hmmm hmmm oh wait!, here's a glove. Only one? What is you a Rock Star? oh, here's the other one.

[Momin327]

Originally posted by Darth Morder@Apr 29 2004, 03:26 PM
hmmm hmmm oh wait!, here's a glove. Only one? What is you a Rock Star? oh, here's the other one.
Jacko on the mind?

[flo fett]

fish

[Momin327]

"I buried Flanders!"

[flo fett]

You float like a feather, in a beautiful world...

[general grievous]

<span style="color:red"><span style="font-size:36pt;line-height:100%"><span style="font-family:Arial">whomp!</span></span></span>