Milk and other off topic things that somehow reached 300+ pages

[Greedo Boy]

Me no speaky your language...

[leiaorgana]

Noni is liking a childish way to say sleepy..

[Greedo Boy]

You learn something new everyday...

[leiaorgana]

now it's your turn...

[Greedo Boy]

I'm not a teacher, sorry.

[leiaorgana]

doggie

[Greedo Boy]

Don't you doggie me...!!

I'm a real boy!

[leiaorgana]

Who let the dogs out?

[Kapit]

nanu nanu!

[leiaorgana]

I still love to wash in your old bathwater

[Kapit]

i wish all the ladies said that...

[leiaorgana]

My best whishes...

[Obidobi]

Happy travel...

[Javen]

good luck

[leiaorgana]

I' leaving to Indy!!! style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/happydance.gif

[Kapit]

the GS is going to be so dead this week/weekend

[Greedo Boy]

Or will it...!!

[Kapit]

!!...ti lliw ro

[Greedo Boy]

eVERYBODY LOVES THE oFF tOPIC THREAD...

[Kapit]

3\/3Ry80dy?

[Greedo Boy]

Yes... everybody. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/vader.gif

Wipe them out, all of them! style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/holosid.gif

[Javen]

Beavers rule.

[Emperor Palpatine]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE</div><div class='quotemain'>the GS is going to be so dead this week/weekend[/b][/quote]

I'll be here, so the GS will be clinging on to life!

[Greedo Boy]

I am the GS's lifeforce!!

[Seanakin]

God help us all, then. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/unsure.gif

[Greedo Boy]

God gave up a long time ago...

[Kapit]

on you, perhaps

[Emperor Palpatine]

^Not me though, but there may yet still be hope for you, GB. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin.gif

[Bretsch]

I sense a coup d'é·tat in the making

[Emperor Palpatine]

We're going to overthrow someone? What's going to happen to them? style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/devil.gif

[Bretsch]

demotion

[Emperor Palpatine]

They get to live?

[Bretsch]

We're not that cruel

[Emperor Palpatine]

Of course not, but didn't he kill a lot of people?

[Bretsch]

Nah! Too messy!

[Emperor Palpatine]

Oh yes, now I remember, the strict rules he made upset the people.

[Bretsch]

there's allways something

[Emperor Palpatine]

Where is this something? I don't see it anywhere.

[Bretsch]

search your feelings

[Emperor Palpatine]

I know it to be true, but why am I so blind?

[Bretsch]

An eye for eye only ends up making the whole world blind.

[Emperor Palpatine]

Perhaps the Earth itself is an eye, and it is constantly blinded by the Sun.

[Bretsch]

Three things cannot be long hidden: the sun, the moon, and the truth.

[Emperor Palpatine]

^But is the Earth hidden behind these things, I wonder?

[Bretsch]

meditate on this I will.

[Emperor Palpatine]

Wait for an answer, I will.

[Bretsch]

Don't wait. The time will never be just right.

[Emperor Palpatine]

Time. Yes, time is of the essence.

[Bretsch]

Your big opportunity may be right where you are now

[Emperor Palpatine]

Yes, I have sensed many opportunities in my future, I just have to choose which one is right for me to take.

[Bretsch]

I should be working. But I just can't.

[Emperor Palpatine]

Motivation is essential. Learn this, you must.

[Bretsch]

thank you, master

[Emperor Palpatine]

All too easy to teach. Nothing more will I teach you today.

[Bretsch]

I shall retire then

[Emperor Palpatine]

Are you of legal age to quit work?

[Bretsch]

I'm legaly restrained from giving you that kind of information

[Emperor Palpatine]

The legal system is a mess, don't you agree?

[Bretsch]

I concur

[Emperor Palpatine]

We must fix it, one law at a time.

[Bretsch]

but, where shall we start?

[Emperor Palpatine]

We must eliminate the lawyers, or, at the least, render them powerless to enact legislation.

[Bretsch]

style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/scratchchin.gif Or we just could go for a brisk walk around the block

[Emperor Palpatine]

Walking allows one to forget about his/her worries and troubles.

[Greedo Boy]

But I'm not wearing any pants...!! style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/butbut.gif

[Bretsch]

You're right, I just forgot about that

[Emperor Palpatine]

Walking around in public nude is illegal, and it is one of the good laws that have been created.

[Greedo Boy]

Not if everybody's nude...!! style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/scratchchin.gif

[Emperor Palpatine]

If you are a member of a nudist colony, then perhaps not. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif

[Bretsch]

If you get invited to your first orgy, don't just show up nude. That's a common mistake. You have to let nudity happen

[Emperor Palpatine]

Don't make the same mistake twice.

[Bretsch]

Sometimes life seems like a dream, especially when I look down and see that I forgot to put on my pants

[Emperor Palpatine]

When you pinch yourself and realize it isn't a dream, you wish the humiliation was a dream.

[Bretsch]

The wise man can pick up a grain of sand and envision a whole universe. But the stupid man will just lay down on some seaweed and roll around in it until he's completely draped in it. Then he'll stand up and go hey, I'm Vine Man.

[Greedo Boy]

It is wise not to judge a man until you have walked a mile in his shoes. That way, when you do judge him, you're a mile a way and you have his shoes.

[Emperor Palpatine]

I can't ask him to do this any longer. Doing so would alienate us, which is something that I do not want to happen.

[Greedo Boy]

Who wants anything to happen...?

[Seanakin]

Someone who's bored, perhaps?

[Kapit]

sounds like my kinda talk

[Greedo Boy]

No, sounds treacherous to me... dangerously threacherous...

[Kapit]

treacherous as in hippos, or treacherous as in paper?

[Bretsch]

Hippos, definitely hippos!

[Greedo Boy]

Hippos aren't the ones I'd be worried about right now if I were you... style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/unsure.gif

[Emperor Palpatine]

What other animals are in danger?

[Kapit]

the dog

[Emperor Palpatine]

I thought we vaccinated him. Are you sure he hasn't had his shots?

[Kapit]

that's the problem, he's being killed by domestication....and he was only two seconds away from retirement

[Emperor Palpatine]

Retirement is necessary once you have been in the workforce for an extended period of time.

[Kapit]

that's my goal: retire from as many jobs as possible

[Bretsch]

Don't simply retire from something; have something to retire to.

[Emperor Palpatine]

Preferably, when I retire, I plan to live in a large estate.

[Kapit]

like a movie collection

[Emperor Palpatine]

How did you already get those movies? They don't arrive on DVD for another three months.

[Bretsch]

It is perhaps a more fortunate destiny to have a taste for collecting shells than to be born a millionaire

[Kapit]

i'm gonna be a millionaire

[Emperor Palpatine]

Are you going to be a contestant on Who Wants to be a Millionaire?

[Bretsch]

Each year, millions of skiers go to Colorado to experience its superb emergency medical facilities.

[Emperor Palpatine]

New medicines are being developed all the time to treat illnesses, diseases, and injuries.

[Bretsch]

Thank Heaven! the crisis
The danger, is past, and the lingering illness, is over at last,
and the fever called ''Living'' is conquered at last.

[Emperor Palpatine]

People who have midlife crises should reevaluate themselves and ask: what is it that I want to be doing with my life?

[Bretsch]

Plunge boldly into the thick of life!

[Emperor Palpatine]

The jungle is a dense place: it is filled with stupid creatures, and many plants and animals.

[Bretsch]

The best time to plant a tree is twenty years ago. The second best time is now.

[Emperor Palpatine]

I bought some top soil and mulch to plant the tree, but I think I'm missing something...

[Bretsch]

¿the tree?

[Emperor Palpatine]

¿El árbol? Sí, ahora recuerdo, necesito encontrar eso. Pero yo probablemente no debo hablar español aquí.

Do we have the water yet?

[Josie Danger]

Yeah! Well, 私は日本語を話します！ええど。。もう少しいね。。。 style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/victory.gif

[Emperor Palpatine]

There are many languages spoken and written throughout the world.

[Greedo Boy]

And not one of them makes sense to the other.

[Bretsch]

You really make sense.

[Greedo Boy]

That's because I try oh so hard.

[Bretsch]

There's nothing an agnostic can't do if he doesn't know whether he believes in anything or not

[Kapit]

that works on so many levels

[Bretsch]

I saw ten thousand talkers whose tongues were all broken,

[Emperor Palpatine]

Seeing mute people unable to talk makes me sad.

[Greedo Boy]

Seeing mute people simply refusing to talk makes me even sadder.

[Kapit]

sadder = more sad

[Emperor Palpatine]

English is one of the most confusing languages to learn due to the large amount of irregularities in the grammar structure.

[Kapit]

than you've never tried spanish

[Greedo Boy]

Than = then, OHH!!!

Beat down.

[Kapit]

yay for spelling errors

[Javen]

Texas size steaks.

[Kapit]

that's what SHE said

[Greedo Boy]

He said, She said... can't we all just get along and kill each other in harmony?

[Kapit]

until you prove that guns kill, i don't buy it

[Obi-Stu]

Buy what?

[Kapit]

keyboards

[Greedo Boy]

Guns don't kill people.

Angry nutballs with itchy trigger fingers kill people.

[Kapit]

what he means is 90% of crazy people

[Greedo Boy]

Don't put words in my mouth, rat skinner!!

[Kapit]

you called me a rat skinner you butt scratcher!

[Emperor Palpatine]

Rats are classified as rodents.

[Bretsch]

I live you guys a moment, and look what I found..... style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/glare.gif

[Kapit]

speaking of rodents, here comes my neighbor

[Emperor Palpatine]

^I thought that man was a weasel, not a rodent.

[Greedo Boy]

If an Iguana and Weasel fight, who wins?

[Bretsch]

Allways go with the green guy

[Emperor Palpatine]

I don't know any green guys, but I know some blue ones: The Blue Man Group! style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/ok.gif

[Bretsch]

Are they really good? I've heard so much about them, that I'm not shure.

[Emperor Palpatine]

The Blue Man Group played in my town once, but I never got to see them. They're so cool, I don't feel blue at all when I listen to them.

[Bretsch]

do you remember the orange men.....they were part of campaign for an orange flavour soda.

[Emperor Palpatine]

Who loves orange soda? I do, I do, I do.....eeeeewwww.

[Greedo Boy]

People who say "eeeeewwww" instill murderous thoughts within me...

[Bretsch]

Really????? that's gross

[Greedo Boy]

People who overuse ?s make me want to explode.

[Bretsch]

Would it help if I change them to !!!!!! instead

[Greedo Boy]

That only makes it oh so much worse.

[Bretsch]

Then, just try not to make a mess.

[Greedo Boy]

TOO LATE!!

[Bretsch]

I hate sticky threads

[Emperor Palpatine]

If you're going to kill him, you'll have to get through me. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/saber.gif

[Kapit]

death is not trivial, but it is a pursuit

[Emperor Palpatine]

Can death be a trivial pursuit, perhaps?

[Kapit]

never, it's always a game of life

[Greedo Boy]

That's not sweet... that's smooth.

[Seanakin]

It's safer than a tube sock.

[Greedo Boy]

Nothing is safer than a tube sock.

[Emperor Palpatine]

A tube sock with a shoe over it may yet be even safer.

[Seanakin]

Apple pie, perhaps?

[Emperor Palpatine]

The apple pies at McDonalds are cheap.

[Kapit]

cheap as a!.....yes

[Seanakin]

Worth every penny too.

[Greedo Boy]

I do not ever eat McDonald's pies. They do not trust me.

[Obi-Stu]

Trust, you mean Natioanl trust?

[Bretsch]

Faith is not belief without proof, but trust without reservation.

[Kapit]

yes, i have a reservation for the eighth

[Bretsch]

How many people in your party

[Kapit]

17294230594325609730943 men, women, children, and goats

[Bretsch]

No sitting ducks?

[Emperor Palpatine]

The day when one hits a duck while driving is a sad day indeed.

[Bretsch]

Only comparable to being hit by a duck, while driving style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wink.gif

[Emperor Palpatine]

I know, they're vicious little creatures. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/devil.gif

[Bretsch]

Starting with that Donald dude

[Emperor Palpatine]

Don't forget Daffy- that villain. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif

[Bretsch]

lets talk goose instead

[Emperor Palpatine]

What about ganders? style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/happydance.gif

[Bretsch]

Everyone turns and takes a gander at the yokels

[Emperor Palpatine]

I've worked over 100 volunteer hours at a local hospital during the past two summers.

[Bretsch]

thats a lot........you want to be a doctor?

[Emperor Palpatine]

^Nah, I want to be an astronomer, I just did it so I can get into National Honor Society at my school next year. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin.gif

[Bretsch]

That's a really great profession, at one time in my life I also wanted to be an astronomer, but then I setled for architecture, my graduation project was an observatory though.

[Emperor Palpatine]

Yeah, I think so, but I'm going to have to take a dual major in astronomy and astrophysics to get the degree I want. Just what I need, ya know, more school.

[Bretsch]

Is pretty similar in here, first you major on physics, and then you go on to get it on astronomy. But that wasn't the reason for my choice.

[Seanakin]

What's a duck?

[Bretsch]

Any of various wild or domesticated swimming birds of the family Anatidae, characteristically having a broad, flat bill, short legs, and webbed feet.

Now ask yourself: Am I a duck?

[Greedo Boy]

More like... do I duck?

[Bretsch]

well.....do you? I for one, only goose.

[Seanakin]

What a foul question to ask.

*ducks*

[Greedo Boy]

You're right, it is a rather fowl thing to ask.

[Bretsch]

Look goose talking now!

[Greedo Boy]

I have no idea, there's feathers all in my face...

[Bretsch]

My feather's to old to rock and roll, but too young to dye

[Kapit]

blue dye #52

[Bretsch]

You've got the blues?

[Kapit]

the kraft mac and cheese blues!

[Seanakin]

Plagues and famine and pestilence always seem to get me down; I always feel so miserable whenever I'm around...

[Emperor Palpatine]

New medicines will help cure plagues, but famines are out of human control.

[Greedo Boy]

Not necessarily... if we are prepared, there is little we cannot control... aside from absolute natural disasters... but even then... who knows!!

[Emperor Palpatine]

Knowledge is useful only when you need to know something.

[Kapit]

something in the way she movies

[Emperor Palpatine]

The best movie of all time will not arrive in theaters until May 19, 2005, at 12:01 a.m.

[Kapit]

i'll be in stadium seating

[Emperor Palpatine]

I will be in the back row, hoping to get the 'home run'.

[Kapit]

didn't need to know that

[Seanakin]

A little butter with your popcorn, I take it?

[Kapit]

yes, i want to clog my arteries before i'm 22

[Greedo Boy]

Come on fhqwghads!! Let's have summat butter!!

[Obi-Stu]

I prefer margarine...

[Kapit]

i can taste the difference between butter and i can't believe it's not butter

[Bretsch]

All this talk about milk products is making me nervous

[Kapit]

moooooooooooo

[Kommandant Felix]

You know if you do that on Battlenet....Diablo II at the cow level....everyone attacks you. Never make cow jokes on the level where the cows eat you!!

[Kapit]

cows provide a wide range of dairy products, from cheese to grilled cheese

[Jedi_Poo]

don't forget grilled cottage cheese.

[Kommandant Felix]

How does that taste?and what do you put it on?

[Jedi_Poo]

taste like cooked milk and it goes good with bagels

[mirax terrik horn]

I live in the "cheese" state.

[Kommandant Felix]

cooked milk???I don't like the sound of that....Homogenous or un homoginized

[Seanakin]

I live in the Beaver State. Ironically, cheese is just as hard to get at these prices.

[Kapit]

cheese = love

[Greedo Boy]

That's ridiculous, everybody knows that cheese = insanity, not love!!

[Seanakin]

So does the beaver, from a certain POV.

Insanity, I mean, not love. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue2.gif

[Kapit]

you're no scientist

[Greedo Boy]

Oh boy, now you've done it.

[Kapit]

what's it?

[Greedo Boy]

Don't ask such silly questions, man. It!!

[Kapit]

OH! That It. i thought you meant The It.

[Jedi_Poo]

OH NO!!!! IT!!!! AAAGGGGHHHHHH!!!

[Kapit]

my condiments exactly

[Jedi_Poo]

Really?

[Kapit]

yes, really, compact flash

[Jedi_Poo]

Flash on the go, brilliant

[Emperor Palpatine]

When Flash plugins do not work, people get hurt.

[Bretsch]

This flashpoint of creation in the present moment is where work and play merge.

[Emperor Palpatine]

If you work your entire life and have never had fun, then you have failed in life.

[Bretsch]

I've failed miserably

[Emperor Palpatine]

The grade is set by the person, not others. If you know that you have had fun before, then you pass.

[Bretsch]

but merely with a C

[Emperor Palpatine]

Grades are a form of judgment placed upon oneself.

[Bretsch]

Then I get an A+

[Emperor Palpatine]

My refrigerator's running, yet it remains stationary. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/butbut.gif

[Bretsch]

^style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/rofl.gif that's an old one, that still gets me everytime.

[Emperor Palpatine]

Some jokes are funny only once- the first time you hear them, but others are funny everytime you hear them.

[Bretsch]

Beat on the brat with a baseball bat

[Emperor Palpatine]

Baseball is "the great American pasttime", but I prefer college basketball.

[Bretsch]

I love car racing, that's what I like

[Emperor Palpatine]

Racing is cool, but I can't decide between NASCAR and drag racing.

[Bretsch]

Formula 1, that's the one

[Emperor Palpatine]

I got an A on my chemistry test today, and we had to use chemical formulas in order to solve problems.

[Bretsch]

I love when things explode