Milk and other off topic things that somehow reached 300+ pages

[Obi-Wan]

Yes I did. Lost interest. I'd rather write. I enjoy it more.

[Greedo Boy]

Write what? I write...

[Kapit]

writing bores me....and it hurts my hands

[Obi-Wan]

That's all I do. I have notebook's full of my story that I'm working, plus poems. As always, in my spare time, I write and draw. TV bores me.

[Greedo Boy]

Good poems?

[Kapit]

Originally posted by Obi-Wan@Mar 22 2005, 02:20 AM
TV bores me.
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ain't that the truth

[leiaorgana]

TV relaxes me.... I can't sleep if I don't watch Tv first...

[Greedo Boy]

Oh the insanity!!

[Kapit]

you brought it upon yourself, you know

[leiaorgana]

does he?

[Jedi_Poo]

yep

[Greedo Boy]

Don't say such things, it's degrading to elephants.

[Javen]

They seem to never forget an ant.

[Greedo Boy]

Or a mouse...

[leiaorgana]

Maybe a cat???? style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/kitty.gif

[Obi-Wan]

Originally posted by Greedo Boy@Mar 22 2005, 04:20 AM
Good poems?
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Decide for yourself. I have a few in the poetry thread...

[Siri Ruane]

Yesterday, I went upstairs to get something out of my room and I saw three of my siblings in the hallway. The two older ones were standing apart from the littler guy, who says, "I'll do anything you guys want." Only jokingly, I gesture to the window, and say, "jump out of that window." The little one's face contorts to a sly, but freakishly serious, smile. "Only if you give me a quarter."

[Obi-Wan]

I would've asked for at least twenty. I'm not gonna break bones without pay. I do that on my own time.

[Greedo Boy]

Originally posted by Obi-Wan+Mar 22 2005, 04:41 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Obi-Wan @ Mar 22 2005, 04:41 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-Greedo Boy@Mar 22 2005, 04:20 AM
Good poems?
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Decide for yourself. I have a few in the poetry thread...
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[/b][/quote]

I've read 'em.

I am Greedo Boy, I risk my life everyday, I am afraid of nothing, nothing can hurt me.

*Gets run over by a truck.*






...I am okay...

[Javen]

This one time at band aid.

[Greedo Boy]

You said it, pal.

[Obi-Wan]

I thought North was that way...

[leiaorgana]

DOn't think... Just do it ! style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif

[Greedo Boy]

In the... oh, I won't say it!!

[Javen]

Is goofy a dog or a human?

[Greedo Boy]

He is one of each...

[Javen]

I think Goofy was weird.

[Greedo Boy]

Not that there's anything wrong with being weird...

[Javen]

But people say I am weird.

[Greedo Boy]

Take it as a compliment then!

[MXCABRINI]

Weirdos rock!

[Greedo Boy]

Not to mention shake, rattle, and roll!

[Obi-Stu]

does anybody else find this weird?

[Obi-Wan]

Yeah... But I'm crazy so whatever....

[Greedo Boy]

We should make a Crazy Club. I call position of Grand Poobah...!!

[Obi-Wan]

I'll be The Chancellor!

[Greedo Boy]

Brilliant, drinks for everyone!!

[Obi-Wan]

ROCK ON!!!!!! You're buying...

[Greedo Boy]

Eh, I got the money.

Bags of it, even... style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/unsure.gif

[mazzy]

Cool - mines a bottle of champagne then.

[Obi-Wan]

I just want Mountain Dew...

[mirax terrik horn]

A crazy club that idea is so crazy I think that it just might catch.

[Obi-Wan]

Crazy ideas always catch on. It's also why crazy people are liked so much. It just draws you in...

[mirax terrik horn]

Hmmm, draws you in or just watching the crazy ppl makes you become crazy?

[Obi-Wan]

Either way really. Depends on how much of your mind is actually left. See, I've been crazy since birth, so it works...

[mirax terrik horn]

I guess if that is your reasoning. But how do you define crazy? b/c i am betting that my crazy is definitly not your crazy.

[Obi-Wan]

Probably not. I have a creepy crazy....

[Javen]

I'm feeling very olympic today.

[Obi-Wan]

I'm feeling hungry...

[mirax terrik horn]

I'm feeling way too full. Easter dinner is still digesting.

[leiaorgana]

I'm feeling hungry too

[Siri Ruane]

I'm not. But I do wish I had some mouthwash that wasn't Scope-flavored.

[leiaorgana]

style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/giveup.gif

[MXCABRINI]

I just ate some mole

[Obidobi]

I ate a banana..

[Greedo Boy]

Who eats mole? style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/blink.gif

[Ripley the Warmaster]

Originally posted by Greedo Boy@Mar 31 2005, 09:34 PM
Who eats mole? style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/blink.gif
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<span style="color:blue">Me. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif</span>

[mazzy]

What even is mole??? style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/huh.gif

[Siri Ruane]

A dirt digging rodent. My cat eats them all the time.

[leiaorgana]

^ style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/barf.gif

Sorry couldn't help it...

[Greedo Boy]

May I lick up your vomit, LeiaOrgana?

[Bretsch]

Actually "mole" is a sauce made out of chile and chocolate, that goes either with turkey or chicken.

[Ripley the Warmaster]

Originally posted by Greedo Boy@Apr 1 2005, 07:40 PM
May I lick up your vomit, LeiaOrgana?
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<span style="color:blue">I deserve it more than you. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/bye.gif </span>

[Greedo Boy]

No, never! I'll never give it to you!!

[mazzy]

Bleurrrgh!

A dirt digging rodent is the mole I am familiar with - not a sauce.

[leiaorgana]

Originally posted by Ripley the Warmaster+Apr 1 2005, 11:25 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Ripley the Warmaster @ Apr 1 2005, 11:25 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-Greedo Boy@Apr 1 2005, 07:40 PM
May I lick up your vomit, LeiaOrgana?
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<span style="color:blue">I deserve it more than you. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/bye.gif </span>
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[/b][/quote]

COme on guys.. There's plenty for everybody... style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/thumbsup.gif

[Greedo Boy]

Mole Sauce, getcha Mole Sauch heeyah!!

[Trilogist]

Recently overheard between Trilo and Whitesaber's arguments:

"It wasn't me, it was the physics of the situation!"

and ...

"Stop blaming me for your physiological functions. Or lack thereof."

[Greedo Boy]

Silly children with your mind games.

[Javen]

I'm on in the off thread. But when I leave I will be off to be on in the off.

[mazzy]

Originally posted by Greedo Boy@Apr 2 2005, 10:03 PM
Mole Sauce, getcha Mole Sauch heeyah!!
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Mmmm liguidised rodent.

[Bretsch]

Originally posted by Javen@Apr 3 2005, 01:41 PM
I'm on in the off thread. But when I leave I will be off to be on in the off.
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Deep, very deep.

Meditate on this I will.

[Greedo Boy]

Meditate on this I did at one time... exploded I soon after did.

[Bretsch]

style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/rofl.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/rofl.gif

So, your true identity has been revealed......You are a gas cloud!

[flo fett]

He is a gas GIANT!!!

[Bretsch]

^Thanks, now I'm beginig to undrestand. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/scratchchin.gif

[Greedo Boy]

Oh, I'm GIGANTIC alright... style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/scratchchin.gif

[flo fett]

style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/hmmm.gif gigantic liar maybe... style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif

[Greedo Boy]

Well I never...!! style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/ohmy.gif

[leiaorgana]

^ Ohhh, came on!

[Greedo Boy]

Huh? style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/huh.gif

[Siri Ruane]

Okay. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin.gif

[leiaorgana]

*hugs GB and starts to choke him from hugging so hard :hugs:

[Siri Ruane]

Hey, LeiaO, I had a dream last night that I met you at where you work and right after you said Hi, there was a stick up and everyone died. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/rofl.gif

[leiaorgana]

style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/crying.gif

I don't care as long as we both survive style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif j/k

[Greedo Boy]

And as long as GB gets away with the cash too...

[leiaorgana]

^Hey get back here!!!!

Give me that! style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/giveup.gif

[Greedo Boy]

Ka-Bump!!

[leiaorgana]

hey.. this thread has re born!

[Obidobi]

And Killed by death......

[leiaorgana]

Hey doobers!! Hi !!!

[Obidobi]

Yo there beautiful... style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif

[leiaorgana]

style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/thumbsup.gif

How is it going??/

[Obidobi]

I'm trying not to stay on topic.... style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin.gif

[Greedo Boy]

Watch out for that big rock!!

*Slams into said rock.*

[Kapit]

wow, i see nothing good happened while i was....away....

[leiaorgana]

* gets hited on the head by a giant rock and passes out! style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/thud.gif

[Greedo Boy]

What's hited mean?

[Kapit]

the same thing that blasteded means

[Jedi_Poo]

and the same as got blowed up means

[Greedo Boy]

Okay, that's enough. Don't make fun of the fairies, they have sensitive wings.

[Kapit]

my wings fell off in 'nam

[Greedo Boy]

Nam's the name, tram's my game.

[Kapit]

games make me happier than the happiest happy

[Greedo Boy]

That's pretty darn happy...

[Bretsch]

but........weren't you the man with no name?

[Kapit]

what is happy? is it an emotion, a feeling, or a mental state in which no one can do you no harm?

[Greedo Boy]

But could you tell me where I might find what I'm lookin' for?

I said why, why oh why?

[Bretsch]

search your feelings

[Kapit]

if dying tickles, is it a feeling?

[leiaorgana]

It is now...

[Bretsch]

officially?

[leiaorgana]

Yeah!

[Kapit]

this conversation is off the record, you know

[Bretsch]

wasn't it off topic too?

[Kapit]

it's an off topic record, to be relased next wednesday

[Bretsch]

I'll wait in line, if you don't mind

[Kapit]

lines make me tired

[Bretsch]

by all means take a seat

[Kapit]

not take a seat? i'd gladly take a seat somewhere

[Bretsch]

^correct, I'll change it.

[Greedo Boy]

That's RIGHT you'll change it...!! style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/saber.gif

[leiaorgana]

My throat hurts like hell

[Greedo Boy]

Give it a lozenge, precious.

[leiaorgana]

Thanks !!!

I think I'll be sick tomorrow... style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/sad.gif hope not..

[Greedo Boy]

Give it a shot, precious.

[leiaorgana]

yeap I will, thanks so much!

[Greedo Boy]

You. Are. Oh. So. Welcome.

Your highnessness.

[Obidobi]

Sometimes it is hard to be a man....

[Greedo Boy]

Sometimes it's the only thing to be...

[leiaorgana]

Or not... style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/unsure.gif

[Kapit]

or bot...

[Lord Senes]

Originally posted by leiaorgana@Apr 14 2005, 04:56 AM
Or not... style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/unsure.gif
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...to be... style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/ohwell.gif

[leiaorgana]

style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif

[Bretsch]

Originally posted by Obidobi@Apr 13 2005, 08:52 PM
Sometimes it is hard to be a man....
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It's harder to be a chair.....I think:scratchchin:

Originally posted by Greedo Boy@Apr 13 2005, 08:56 PM
Sometimes it's the only thing to be...
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Be yourself

[leiaorgana]

To be or not to be

[Bretsch]

Today, I'll be not.

[Kapit]

now, when one says "not" they are in fact saying...well, that's unimportant

[Bretsch]

^not

[leiaorgana]

you live what you've learned

[Kapit]

live and learn, and then get luvs

[Bretsch]

Tell me and I'll forget; show me and I may remember

[Kapit]

i can only show you the door...you must go through it

[Bretsch]

the one on the right or the left?

[Kapit]

the one straight above you

[Bretsch]

Aint that a dome?

[Kapit]

no, it's a gnome, of the garden variety

[Bretsch]

there are more varietys?

[Kapit]

the home variety, extreme variety, nude variety, and several others, all available at gnomegnome.com

[Bretsch]

define extreme, please...

[Kapit]

spikes, flamethrowers, and everything else you need to keep the naighbors dog off your lawn

[Bretsch]

what if it is a cat, or worst a cow?

[Kapit]

then your gnome will have already mined the yard, thus rendering the lawn (and the neighbors pets) useless and dead

[Bretsch]

oh! Thats really relaxing good knews

[Greedo Boy]

That's not how you spell news.

[leiaorgana]

Probably it's a typing error... style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/ohwell.gif

[Greedo Boy]

I have the coolest avatar. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/cool.gif

[leiaorgana]

Mine rules style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue2.gif

[mirax terrik horn]

I love stars, they are in my avi.

[leiaorgana]

I love them too, That's why I have starts tattoed on my back style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif

[Kapit]

which stars? jack nicholoson? goldie hawn?

[leiaorgana]

Nah, Just the ones in the sky...

[Bretsch]

New news to me, you know? style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif

[Greedo Boy]

There's no news like bad news.

[Bretsch]

there's no busines like show busines

[Greedo Boy]

Business you mean?

[Javen]

I'm off to see the wizard.

[Bretsch]

right, business..........What's with double letters, anyway?

[Obidobi]

Did anyone know that jeg elsker min kjære Turid noe så jævlig høyt?

[Tovor]

Originally posted by Obidobi@Apr 14 2005, 10:19 PM
Did anyone know that jeg elsker min kjære Turid noe så jævlig høyt?
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Well duh, who doesn't know that? style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wink.gif


Awww Doobers, your avatar and custom title are sad. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/sad.gif

[Obidobi]

Originally posted by Tovor+Apr 15 2005, 03:21 AM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Tovor @ Apr 15 2005, 03:21 AM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-Obidobi@Apr 14 2005, 10:19 PM
Did anyone know that jeg elsker min kjære Turid noe så jævlig høyt?
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Well duh, who doesn't know that? style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wink.gif


Awww Doobers, your avatar and custom title are sad. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/sad.gif
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[/b][/quote]
But it is true.. I haven't seen him for 3 weeks and Monday I'll just pick him up in Oslo and drive him to my parents for him to stay with them while I'm in Indy... I am and will miss him a lot!!!

[leiaorgana]

Doobers he's so cute!!! he looks as sweet and nice as his daddy!

What's his name?

[Obidobi]

His name is Emil Sebastian

[leiaorgana]

Oh Huney, he's really cut, i hope I have such a nice babies someday!!!! style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif

style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif

If you missed him so much feel free to spoil me as if i were him :moptop:

[Greedo Boy]

You want to be fed moshed carrots...? style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif

[Bretsch]

definitely not. Would you?

[leiaorgana]

I do! I love Carrots! mmm yummy ....style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif

[Kapit]

i like me.

[leiaorgana]

I like me as well style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif

[Siri Ruane]

My mom changed our phone number like last week and had forgotten to tell me until today.

[Bretsch]

that aint good, style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/no.gif nope it's not

[Kapit]

she said "i know what it's like to be dead"

[Siri Ruane]

Eeeheemail. [/Homestar]

[Kapit]

that was certainly unexpected

[Bretsch]

Change your avatar, you did

[Kapit]

equally as funny, it is, yes

[Bretsch]

Specially what it says under, it is yes.

[Kapit]

my dad always said: why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free

[Bretsch]

Because Cows are cool? Specially as avatars.

[Kommandant Felix]

Is that even a real cow?

[leiaorgana]

I think it is..

[Greedo Boy]

I think it's a paper cutout...

[Siri Ruane]

I'll ask my brother.

[Greedo Boy]

Better yet, ask your borthre...

[Kapit]

goin to the theatre in the centre of town, eh GB?

[Greedo Boy]

That's aboot what I had in mind, eh!!

[Kapit]

ya hoser! ya keep stealin my material! i don't know what you're goin on aboot, but this is my stuff, eh!

[Greedo Boy]

You're not even Canaderian...!!

[Seanakin]

Originally posted by JediKaputski@Apr 15 2005, 10:06 AM
my dad always said: why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free
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Guess that makes me lactose intolerant. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/boxed.gif

[Bretsch]

Originally posted by Greedo Boy@Apr 15 2005, 05:09 PM
I think it's a paper cutout...
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No point in hiding it anymore....... it's a paper cutout style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/giveup.gif

[Kapit]

Originally posted by Seanakin+Apr 15 2005, 05:45 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Seanakin @ Apr 15 2005, 05:45 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-JediKaputski@Apr 15 2005, 10:06 AM
my dad always said: why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free
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Guess that makes me lactose intolerant. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/boxed.gif
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[/b][/quote]

in a word:

rock

[Bretsch]

.....paper, scissors

[Kapit]

you lose

[Bretsch]

two out of three?

[Kapit]

seven out of 30948743

[Bretsch]

........I give up, you win style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/bow.gif

[Obidobi]

Spammarama is coming to town...

[Bretsch]

Would you be so kind as to elaborate on that.......Tahnk you

[Obidobi]

They are going to sing a tune...

[Bretsch]

Should we whistle along?

[Obidobi]

pfffffftt...

[Bretsch]

I don't want to earn my living; I want to live

[Greedo Boy]

Give it to the Man, give it to the Man!!

[Kapit]

The Man hates me, he told me so yesterday in a dream

[Greedo Boy]

And that's why you should give it to Him.

[Kapit]

he didn't like the apple i gave him....

[Greedo Boy]

Dude... that wasn't an apple...

[Seanakin]

Nor are those pillows...

[Kapit]

oh, that's right, it was that one guys.....yeaaaah

[Greedo Boy]

Now you're just being facetious.

style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/huh.gif

[Seanakin]

Saying of which, how 'bout dem Bearsss.?

[Greedo Boy]

Speaking of sex and candy... style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/scratchchin.gif

[Obidobi]

^Sex with Candy?

[leiaorgana]

^^ style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/w00t.gif

That sounds like a plan.... what are you guys consuming???? lol j/k

[RebelRoss0587]

Lots and lots of red jello.

[leiaorgana]

mmm Can I have some?

[Greedo Boy]

No sex or candy for you, it's a school night...!!

[leiaorgana]

style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/crying.gif

[Kapit]

ah crap, that means it's past my bedtime! oh shucks

[Seanakin]

Oh MAN...a little too much pizza tonight during Star Wars...*groan* style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/blink.gif

[Kapit]

pizza is the the lifeblood of a species know as the Huts

[Bretsch]

The red brick wall was the color of a brick-red Crayola crayon.

[Greedo Boy]

But then you realized it was actually green, right?

[Bretsch]

That's when I realized it was just a dream

[Greedo Boy]

How revolting.

[Bretsch]

It was worst than that, it wasn't even my dream

[Greedo Boy]

Some dreams just can't be helped...

[Bretsch]

Like an immature, unexpanded mushroom

[Greedo Boy]

Okay... now you're just being mean. That was really uncalled for.

[Bretsch]

Shall I try something else instead?

[Seanakin]

It was a dream, and nothing more.

[Bretsch]

In my dream I was drowning in sorrows

[Kapit]

i drowned my brother in water once

[Greedo Boy]

Originally posted by Bretsch@Apr 16 2005, 01:13 PM
In my dream I was drowning in sorrows
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Let me guess... they learned to swim? style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wink.gif

Originally posted by JediKaputski@Apr 16 2005, 02:22 PM
i drowned my brother in water once
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Did he die? style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/unsure.gif

[Kapit]

he pressed the reset button cause he was losing, and we had to start over

[Greedo Boy]

Quitter...

[Obidobi]

Sometimes I just don't understand human behavior...

[Greedo Boy]

Once a Norwegian, always a Colombian.

[Obidobi]

Quanta costa una plattfootta quack quack...?

[leiaorgana]

Noni., noni, noniii