Milk and other off topic things that somehow reached 300+ pages

[Obidobi]

He he... I wonder why.. Norwegian is sooooo easy.. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/hehe.gif

[leiaorgana]

hey!

Now i want to know!!! style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wink.gif

[Kapit]

"nowegian wood" is a good song...

[Queso]

norwegian is the almost same as Svenska..which I am struggling to learn

[Obidobi]

^Ask Master Magnus.. He is Swedish.. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wink.gif

[Greedo Boy]

I am related to a Shadrack Duke... that's just awesome. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin.gif

[Queso]

^^ so is my boyfirend..which is the only reason why I am trying to learn

[leiaorgana]

The only norwegian I know it's Morten Harcket (A-HA's lead singer) and by the way I don't know if I wrote it properly..

[Greedo Boy]

YOU KNOW MORTEN HARCKET??? style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/w00t.gif



...who's Morten Harcket...? style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/huh.gif

[Obidobi]

He is the same as Morten Harket. Taaaake on meeeee.... taaaake me oooonnnn... the sun always shine on tv...etc

[Greedo Boy]

I'm not gettin' it, sorry...

[Obidobi]

That's because you're too young my friend... style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif

[Greedo Boy]

I'll outdo you yet, Old Man... style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif

[Obidobi]

Suuuure... Muahahahaha...

[Greedo Boy]

Just you wait, I'll show you all!

[Obidobi]

Morten Harket

[MXCABRINI]

Originally posted by Greedo Boy@Feb 18 2005, 09:37 PM
Just you wait, I'll show you all!
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show me the money

[Greedo Boy]

Show me the monkey, and then I'll show you the money...

*Slams briefcase on table.*

[Kapit]

stop making noise, you're attracting wolves

[leiaorgana]

^ lol!!!

take on meee. take on meeeee style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/happydance.gif

[Greedo Boy]

I don't see what was funny about that.

[Kapit]

that's the point, it's not funny

[Javen]

a bag of marbles fell out of my head today.

[stormtrooper9]

Why does that not suprise me style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue2.gif

[obi two]

nothing suprises me

[Greedo Boy]

As for me, that also is.

[obi two]

suprises is as suprises does

[Greedo Boy]

So is stupid, but we prefer not to talk about it like that.

[obi two]

we never talk about stupidity it affects the chickens

[Greedo Boy]

And when the chickens get affected, I get affected... and that has bad effects.

[Queso]

what effects one effects all

[Greedo Boy]

I've made more than 1/5th of this thread's posts... style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/unsure.gif

[obi two]

it is your thread

[Greedo Boy]

Yes. Kap, of course, has second place...

[obi two]

of course. i keep on missing jk whenenver im on he's just left (convenient i think). where am i on the list

[Javen]

bibbidity boo baba bel biv devo.

[Greedo Boy]

That is where we differ, Obi Two.

[obi two]

what you dont miss him or you dont log off.




i havent spoken to maxy for a while either as it happens

[Greedo Boy]

I do not miss either of them.

Why would I?

[Javen]

come on guys. Off topic it is not. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif

Mr.Sandman bring me a dream. NOooo.. I said a dream not sand!

[obi two]

what i had meant was that i havnt spoken to him in a while because we just dont seem to be on line at the same time. and yes i do miss them both as they are both lovely. you on the other hand might miss them also but would never admit it as you like to play the bad guy

[Javen]

Please this is not a chat thread.

[Siri Ruane]

Dude, this thread wasn't designated for chatting, so chatting in this thread makes chatting offtopic. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin.gif

[Queso]

lol..lovely logic SIri

[Greedo Boy]

Originally posted by Javen@Feb 19 2005, 08:42 PM
Please this not a chat thread.
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Actually, it is. It is a random chitchat thread. The most ordered this should get is conversations with random topic changes fairly frequently. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wink.gif

[stormtrooper9]

style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/howdy.gif [Loud annoying high piched voice] HI every one[/Loud annoying high piched voice]

[Greedo Boy]

I hate you. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif

[MXCABRINI]

now we are 2 style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif

[Greedo Boy]

That makes no sense...

[stormtrooper9]

"Day after Day alone on a hill the man with the foolish grin is standing perficly still................"

[Greedo Boy]

What if I were to bulldoze said hill?

[Kapit]

then you kill the one person who can save humanity

[Greedo Boy]

What if humanity doesn't want to be saved...?

[Kapit]

then the media's job has been done

[Greedo Boy]

What if the media doesn't want to do its job?

[Kapit]

then life will be happy

[MXCABRINI]

Happy? who is happy? I dont

[mazzy]

Make any sense! style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif

[Javen]

In silent prayer.

[MXCABRINI]

Make sense? whats that? :confused:

[Greedo Boy]

All of you. Get out of my thread. Now.

[Kapit]

i see not your name all over it

[leiaorgana]

Yeay!!!! Do you own it? How much did you pay for it? style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wink.gif

[Greedo Boy]

Wanna bet? style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wink.gif

[leiaorgana]

Not really, just asking... style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/blush.gif

[JediJaina]

You want the thread closed?

[Greedo Boy]

How dare you? style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/saber.gif

No... style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/mellow.gif

[Kapit]

w00t?

[Greedo Boy]

No.

[Kapit]

then it has to be woot

[Greedo Boy]

No. Never. Not ever.

[Kapit]

why not? it's never hurt anyne before....except that one time....

[JediJaina]

I had to check and make sure GB. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/royalguard.gif

[Obidobi]

Since Greedy want this closed, I'm happy to announce that I will help my young friend with this matter...

Closed..!

[Greedo Boy]

I am suddenly in a killing rage...

[Obidobi]

Scared you eh? style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif

[Greedo Boy]

No, I just want to kill y--

...things. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wink.gif

[Javen]

Boloney has a first name. It is muttermuttermuttermutter.

[Jedi_Poo]

Applesauce, now can you dig that...SUCKA!!!

[Kapit]

such a thumbing wonder, it is!

[Jedi_Poo]

What is?

[Blizzard]

I just ate balogna lunchables.

[Greedo Boy]

It has been a long time since I last saw or ate anything balogna...

[Jedi_Poo]

Bologna is GOOD!!!!

[Kapit]

it's been a long time for me, as well

[PrincessJoJo]

Whats Bologna?

[mazzy]

I thought it was a city in Italy.

[Siri Ruane]

I thought it was a multi-meat deli product. Like a hotdog in patty-form.

[mazzy]

He he multi-meat product, that sounds so yucky.

[JediJaina]

It is...imho.. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/crazy.gif

[Kapit]

mmm....multi-meat.....

[Jedi_Poo]

YUMMY!!!

[obi two]

by multi meat do you mean spam stylie

[Jedi_Poo]

INDEED, sort of

[obi two]

hmm sounds ominous

[Siri Ruane]

spam = hot dog pudding

[Max Starkiller]

Originally posted by Siri Ruane@Feb 24 2005, 06:59 PM
spam = hot dog pudding
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Bologna is named after the city.

[Horse_Head]

^ That sounds like baloney to me style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif

[Greedo Boy]

Phoney Baloney!!

[leiaorgana]

^ style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif

You funny boy

[Kapit]

mmmm.....phony mixed-meat product

[leiaorgana]

my phone's ringing...

[Kapit]

rings are crazy

[MXCABRINI]

Then im a ring

[Kapit]

pennslvania 6, 5, oh oh oh!

[Jedi_Poo]

Ice, Ice, Baby!!!!

[leiaorgana]

Vainilla Ice!

[Siri Ruane]

Eww...

[leiaorgana]

MC Hammer????

[Kapit]

he's got giant pants!

[Siri Ruane]

And what proof, have you?

[Kapit]

the lack of parachutes

[Siri Ruane]

I seeeeee

[Kapit]

do yooooooooooou?

[Jedi_Poo]

Jump out of planes with parachute pants. Ya can't touch this cause I'm too legit to quit

[MXCABRINI]

funny nickname u have

[leiaorgana]

don't you too?

[Greedo Boy]

Just remember... this is NOT the Random Comment thread... get it together or I just might ask for this to be closed... style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/scratchchin.gif

[obi two]

can you remember the last time you joked about them closing this thread

[Greedo Boy]

Do I stutter?






(And yes, this is in reply to Obi Two's post)

[obi two]

you dont normally stutter no. you are a confusing little fellow tonight?

[Greedo Boy]

No, I do not think that I am.

[obi two]

well you are certainly confusing me my friend.




whats the deal with this won ton kid

[leiaorgana]

Clumsy maybe?

[obi two]

maybe

[Horse_Head]

Originally posted by JediKaputski@Feb 25 2005, 09:44 AM
he's got giant pants!
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To quote Tommy Davidson from In Living Color...
"My pants, are so large... makes me say, 'Oh my God!'" style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif

Originally posted by obi two@Feb 25 2005, 05:59 PM
whats the deal with this won ton kid
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Odd little fellow now isn't he? style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif

[leiaorgana]

Indeed!!!

style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/bye.gif

[Greedo Boy]

None of you know Won Ton the way Javen and Darthy do!!

[obi two]

everywhere i go he seems to have narked someone. hmmmm have a feeling he wont last

[obi two]

you're right gb i dont know him at all

[Greedo Boy]

No, you do not know Won Ton.

This Jay-Ton-Wan character, however... style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wink.gif

[obi two]

i think javen is about to ban him in the pub as we speak

[Greedo Boy]

I wouldn't be surprised.

[leiaorgana]

None of us are, in fact i think that it'll be a relief if he is...

[Greedo Boy]

NAW!!

[obi two]

GORLA

[leiaorgana]

Goblin King.... style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/rofl.gif

[Greedo Boy]

GORLA, GORLA NAW!!

AH BULA, BULA, BULA, BOO!

style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/rofl.gif !!

[leiaorgana]

^ that's sound like a song for the opening of Teletubbies!!!

Yeay!!! Let's make a song!!!! style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/happydance.gif

[obi two]

this is so funny. i hope they dont ban him yet so we can toy with him for a while longer

[leiaorgana]

yeah, you're right on that!!!

Let's give it to <span style="font-size:36pt;line-height:100%"><span style="color:red">NAW !!!!!</span></span> style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/rofl.gif

[obi two]

how old is he really do you think?

[Greedo Boy]

< 15 <

[obi two]

well he's a very young 15.

[leiaorgana]

Well, <span style="color:red">NAW</span> see that depends... you mean cronologically or mentally???

[Greedo Boy]

Both...?

[obi two]

mentally or emotionally is what i meant really. i dont think chronological has much to do with it at that age

[Greedo Boy]

Or does it...?

[leiaorgana]

Mmmm style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/hmmm.gif 3 and 4 ? maybe? style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/notify.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif

[obi two]

no

[obi two]

thats a no to gb by the way style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin.gif

[Greedo Boy]

You could have just edited...

[obi two]

this is true, but thats not the answer

[Greedo Boy]

How can you be so sure?

42!

[obi two]

we still havent established the question yet





but the answer is definately 42

[obi two]

thats me off to sleepy town in bedfordshire night night

[Greedo Boy]

Don't let the bedbugs bite...

[Obidobi]

Originally posted by Greedo Boy@Feb 26 2005, 02:26 AM
Just remember... this is NOT the Random Comment thread... get it together or I just might ask for this to be closed... style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/scratchchin.gif
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Your wish is about to be granted....! style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin.gif

[MXCABRINI]

Finally someone listens to TB

[Greedo Boy]

Who the hell is TB?

[Kapit]

your alter ego.......teebo boy

[Greedo Boy]

I think not.

[Kapit]

i think ton

[Greedo Boy]

Jay-Ton-Wan?

NAW!!

[Kapit]

no, as in the weight, a ton

[Greedo Boy]

Okay, I'll call your ton and raise you 50 lbs.

[Kapit]

i'm all in

[Greedo Boy]

Reed 'em and weep, a Ten to Ace straight!!

[Kapit]

i got a royal flush, money's mine

[Greedo Boy]

No you don't, cheater!!

[Kapit]

you're the one using a skifter....

[Greedo Boy]

No I'm not, I can see the ace hidden in your sleeve!

[Kapit]

it's a picture of my house

[Greedo Boy]

Why does your house have a big A on it, hmm?

[Kapit]

for my mom, first letter of her first name

[Greedo Boy]

You baboon, always with the monkey lies!

[Kapit]

well why don't you pick up the phone and call the ghostbusters? maybe they can do something aboot your little monkey issue

[Greedo Boy]

They deal with ghosts, not poopy throwers!! :NAW:

[Kapit]

how do you know? have you called and asked? there's no harm in asking a simple question......

[Greedo Boy]

How do you know there's no harm? WHAT IF I DIED!!

[Kapit]

by a phone..... style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/hmmm.gif

[Greedo Boy]

Why would I buy a phone? I already own 3...!!

[Kapit]

because they protect you from..........certain somethings

[Greedo Boy]

Certain somethings such as...?

[Kapit]

i think you know.......if you look, the clues are all there

[Mystik_Haze]

There probably is another thread for the question I'm about to ask, but if any of you know me too well, I dont come around here often and don't have the time to go searching for it.

Are there Board meets or anything of that sort?

[Greedo Boy]

You mean chats? There's a galactic senate chatroom courtesy of Jedi.net...

[MXCABRINI]

GO here mysti_haze http://www.jedinet.com/chat/

[Greedo Boy]

I'll show you where to go, Max... style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/saber.gif

YOUR ROOM!!

[Kapit]

was that even necessary?

[Javen]

The ransom was paid. So it certainly was.

[Greedo Boy]

What with, snowcoins?? You KNOW only Obidobi is allowed to trade in such currency!!

[obi two]

two more warnings in two days. my my what have you been up to gb

[MXCABRINI]

Originally posted by obi two@Mar 1 2005, 04:04 PM
two more warnings in two days. my my what have you been up to gb
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Just look around....

[obi two]

ive just been in the pub and seen the carnage. cant say the warnings werent worth the result

[Kapit]

the end has more then justified the means.....





?

[Greedo Boy]

Originally posted by obi two@Mar 1 2005, 06:04 PM
two more warnings in two days. my my what have you been up to gb
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Oh, my usual antics... style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wink.gif

[Horse_Head]

Gimme the Usual!

[Greedo Boy]

Never!! I'll never help you reach your Quota! style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wink.gif

[Kapit]

i'll give you a quotation

" "

[Greedo Boy]

That's a terrible quotation...

*Quietly slips it into his pocket and walks away.*

[Obidobi]

Ædda Bædda...!! Løv is in di er...

[Greedo Boy]

Love is not in the air...!!

[Obidobi]

Bavianer is GB's new obsession...

[MXCABRINI]

Lets bet, who long does it takes for GB to get his next warn style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wink.gif

[Obidobi]

I could give him one right now, but since he is my friend, I'll wait until another day when I feel like he deserve one...

Errrr... I forgot I do'nt have any friends...

[MXCABRINI]

I can be your friend.....

[Whitesaber]

Give me a snow coin and I'll be your friend, Doobers. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wink.gif

[Obidobi]

*flips a snowcoin over to Whitey's* style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif

[Whitesaber]

*Becomes Obidobi's friend*

...

*Attempts to mate with Obidobi's avatar*

*Fails*

Doh!

[Obidobi]

That's horsecrap...You need the pink side as your allied to mate with my avatar.... style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/w00t.gif

[Greedo Boy]

Originally posted by MXCABRINI@Mar 1 2005, 10:46 PM
Lets bet, who long does it takes for GB to get his next warn style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wink.gif
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Let's bet on how long it takes for me to take you DOWN!!

[Whitesaber]

Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!

[leiaorgana]

I miss the Baboons style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/sad.gif

[Kapit]

i miss jerry

[Greedo Boy]

I want to know just who the hell this Jerry kid thinks he is...

[Kapit]

he thinks he's an orangutan

[Jedi_Poo]

Holy crap there are orangutans in here, holy crap

[leiaorgana]

^ not only orangutans but baboons too!!!! style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/rofl.gif

[Obi-Wan]

I think I might make a film about a monkey...

[leiaorgana]

Oh God no!!! style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/no.gif Not another movie about monkeys!!

[Obi-Wan]

At least they aren't guys in costumes...

[Whitesaber]

I want to make a film about myself... naked...

And you'll get fifty dollars if you watch it.

[Obi-Wan]

I'd rather poke my eyes out with a white hot knife...

But you can still send the money!

[leiaorgana]

Originally posted by Whitesaber@Mar 2 2005, 07:09 PM
I want to make a film about myself... naked...

And you'll get fifty dollars if you watch it.
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One of my friends always says: If it is for money, then it's noble and dignified. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/rofl.gif

So I'll guess I'll watch it!!! style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/w00t.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif

[Rebel Astromech Droid]

I wish I didn't have drivers ed on thursdays so i could watch the O.C.

[Obi-Wan]

Oh yes, missing a television show will ruin anything...

[Greedo Boy]

Damn right it will! style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/mad.gif

[Whitesaber]

I see Leia Organa is the only cool one here... style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wink.gif Oh, and Starra too.

[Trilogist]

Originally posted by Obi-Wan@Mar 3 2005, 01:24 AM
Oh yes, missing a television show will ruin anything...
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Missing a TV show, no. Especially one like the OC. But missing the next Revenge of the Sith trailer which is airing after the show ... style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/ohmy.gif

[Kapit]

wait, is it after the show, trilogist? or during? that would change everything!

[Obi-Wan]

I'm hoping it's before the damn thing starts. I don't wanna sit through it.

[leiaorgana]

Originally posted by Whitesaber@Mar 3 2005, 07:48 AM
I see Leia Organa is the only cool one here... style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wink.gif Oh, and Starra too.
<div align="right">Quoted post</div>



Yeay, of course I am!!!! style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif lol

=)

[mazzy]

Greedo Boy suddenly has a lot of warns...

[leiaorgana]

^ true! GB... what's going on???

[MXCABRINI]

He is a bad guy

[Greedo Boy]

You are a dead guy... as soon as I can uncover your secret identity, purchase a plane ticket to wherever it is you live, get my hands on some sort of fancily diabolical weapon of mass pandemonium, read the manual, comprehend the manual, and use it on you. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/joystick.gif

style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/saber.gif

I'd like to see any of you try and wreak as much havoc as I...!! style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wink.gif

[MXCABRINI]

ehhh, no thanks.

[Greedo Boy]

Okay, just makin' sure.

[MXCABRINI]

No problemo.

Mystic is higher than you anyway.

[Obidobi]

Stay off topic... style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif

[Kapit]

well you know......style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wink.gif

[Greedo Boy]

Obidobi, only you would be so bold...

[Obidobi]

Yo oh ho and a bottle of rum.....

[mazzy]

And a bare bum!

[Obi-Wan]

My room's a wreck...

[leiaorgana]

Mine too! style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif

[Jedi_Poo]

I'm responsible for the messes. I got into your rooms and messed them up. MUUUUHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!! style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/sneaky2.gif

[Obi-Wan]

EVIL!!!!!! Then you should clean them...

[Greedo Boy]

Cleaning... sounds like a job for the Best Janitor in the World...