Milk and other off topic things that somehow reached 300+ pages

[obi two]

i think disney films fulfill their purpose perfectly. i dont know any small children that dont like them. the songs are catchy.
they might not appeal to the adult audience as well as the pixar ones but i still think they're ok. darling its better down where its wetter take it from me

[Greedo Boy]

What have you done to my thread?? style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/ohmy.gif

[obi two]

sometimes ups out number the downs but not in nottingham

[Kapit]

i was joking.........i think

[Greedo Boy]

Don't joke about things like that.

Wait... what were you joking about?

[obi two]

no worries mate

[Greedo Boy]

That's my phrase, get off it.

[obi two]

no worries i will

[Kapit]

fans pick on things like that

[obi two]

fans pick on things like what?





no worries mate

[Greedo Boy]

You're still using it.

[Kapit]

no worries, mate, the entire world is just people copying off each other

[obi two]

no worries i'll stop

[Greedo Boy]

Ah, if I were within a snowball's throw of you, well...

[obi two]

no worries gb with my lightning reflexes you'd miss me

[Kapit]

if i had a snowball, i'd make cake

[Greedo Boy]

Even if I missed, you'd not be able to get away if I charged you.

[Kapit]

charge with what? a battery charger? a cattle prod? an outlet?

[obi two]

but would your snowball cake not melt




no worries mate you're so far away i'd have time to run away

[Greedo Boy]

Not if I get on a plane in exactly... five minutes.

[obi two]

no worries after the initial charge i'll make you a cup of tea and give you a biscuit

[Kapit]

at this hour? you'd be lucky if you could get a taxi

[Greedo Boy]

Oh, no worries then. Cake and muffins for everyone!

[Kapit]

do you know the muffin man?

[obi two]

no worries by the time he gets here it'll be morning and he can have tea and biscuits with the workmen. no muffins though sorry no

[Greedo Boy]

Who lives on Durry Lane?

(How do you spell Durry...)

[obi two]

the muffin man ?

[obi two]

drury

[Greedo Boy]

I guess that makes sense.

Well, she's married to the muffin man...

[Kapit]

the muffin man?!

[Greedo Boy]

The muffin man!!

[obi two]

THE MUFFIN MAN

[Greedo Boy]

Wait... where is this going...?

[Kapit]

best part of that movie

[Greedo Boy]

Even IF we quoted it wrong.

[Kapit]

it was MOSTLY correct

[obi two]

not the gumdrop button.





i nearly cried i was laughing so much in the cinema watching it





no worries though i didnt

[Greedo Boy]

<span style="color:blue">Do you know the Muffin Man?</span>

<span style="color:red">The Muffin Man?</span>

<span style="color:blue">The Muffin Man.</span>

<span style="color:red">Yes, I know the Muffin Man. Who lives on Dury Lane?</span>

<span style="color:blue">Well, she's married to the Muffin Man.</span>

<span style="color:red">The Muffin Man?!</span>

<span style="color:blue">The Muffin Man!!</span>

<span style="color:red">She's married to the Muffin Man...</span>

[Kapit]

and then the mirror-dealy

[obi two]

its difficult all quoting together as repetition will occur inadvertently



no worries though

[Greedo Boy]

I think the next person to say 'no worries' should get a warn for obnoxious overuse of a perfectly good phrase.

Yeah, it's fun to say... but saying it too much is just, well... wrong.

[Kapit]

i wonder if i could find maxwell's silver hammer somewhere, i could use a new murder weapon

[Greedo Boy]

We all could.

[Kapit]

i like to use things that involve killing

[Greedo Boy]

It's a very enjoyable way of passing time.

[obi two]

come on gb i love winding you up. i'll stop using no worries very soon i promise.






so no worries then



jk youre scaring me

[Greedo Boy]

Were you dropped as a child?

[Kapit]

stupid chest pains.......damn you, inventor of asthma

[Greedo Boy]

I've got asthma... but it doesn't bother me anymore.

[Kapit]

be happy!

i never kept up on my medicene, and thus it bothers me

[obi two]

jk im worried about you are you ok



(see no more no worries i now have worries)

[Greedo Boy]

Get an inhaler.

[Kapit]

yeah, i'm gonna be fine, i'm just having reprecussions from trying to have fun

so, no more fun for me

GB, i have two

[Greedo Boy]

Use your inhaler.

[Kapit]

i did a short time ago

[obi two]

ignore gb he is unsympathetic, just try to chill and you'll be okey dokey.

was it the excitement of the muffin man that did you in

[Kapit]

no, it wasn't, they just came on, and the aspirin made me short of breath, so now i'm halfway back to where i was last night

[obi two]

try the paper bag thing it helps for regulating your breathing

[Kapit]

i have no paper bags......

[obi two]

a plastic bag then. jk i think you should log off and go and lie down on your bed and concentrate on breathing really slowly because the more you take short breaths the more your heart rate increases which increases your anxiety levels which in turn make the asthma worse. vicious circle mate it really is.

[Kapit]

yes it is, but i'm pulling through

all i'm doing is sitting here, i think i'll be okay for now

[obi two]

ok as long as you're ok little buddy



no worries then style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/rofl.gif

[obi two]

sorry i'll stop im only doing it to wind up gb anyway

[Kapit]

possibly

[obi two]

only possibly ok ok i'll hang on a bit see how you're getting on

[Kapit]

i'm slowly getting back to normal, the inhaler had to kick in

[obi two]

well thats a relief. you had me worried. im going to head off shortly ive got two houses to tidy and workmen coming in three and a half hours

[Kapit]

YAY! i'm shaking!

maybe my glasses will break next

[obi two]

try drinking some water

[Kapit]

done and done

[obi two]

aw jk maybe you should go see the doc in the morning

[Kapit]

but docs are for people who can't solve their own problems

[obi two]

thats not always true







are you on your own

[Kapit]

i got a roommate, for what good it does

[obi two]

jk i'd come round and make sure you're ok but the atlantic is in the way and my new car doesnt work on water mate

[Kapit]

those blasted cars aren't worth anything anymore

[obi two]

is your roommate no good. is it not reassuring to have someone there

[Kapit]

he's fine, i was trying to remain funny

[obi two]

thats the ticket, light heartedness. do you have to pay to go to er

[Kapit]

i have no idea where a hospital is around here, though i do know a doc is on campus somewhere

[Horse_Head]

Originally posted by obi two@Jan 30 2005, 07:20 PM
did you notice ive gone pistacio
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You are a rebelious one, now aren't you? style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/trooper.gif

[obi two]

if you're really bad you should get the campus doc because they can give you the mask thing they give you when you have a baby. the oxygen one

[obi two]

oh yes but im certainly not scum

[Kapit]

yeah, i called my mom earlier, she told me aboot it

[obi two]

thats what mothers are for jk

[Kapit]

i suppose so style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin.gif

[obi two]

how you feeling now sunshine

[Kapit]

a tad bit better, i think it's going to be awhile longer now

and please, don't call me sunshine *begins polishing blaster*

[obi two]

whats wrong with sunshine


its better than flowerpot

[Kapit]

cause sunshine is sunshine

[obi two]

i could always call you my little turkish delight

[Kapit]

mmmm.......turkey

when's november?

[obi two]

after october before december

[Kapit]

so, in the middle of the summer!

ex-cellent

[obi two]

that reminds me i need to get a new bathing costume for next november.




are you still on the mend

[Kapit]

can't wait to hit vegas

[obi two]

eh?

[Kapit]

goin to las vegas to visit grandma and the family this summer

[obi two]

ah mr bond i get you. have a game of crapps for me
im going to budapest this summer

[Kapit]

i can't gamble in vegas, i'm too young

stupid laws, so pointless

[obi two]

denied. how old do you have to be?

[Kapit]

21, and i'm only 18

though the casino by where my friends go to college is 18......

[obi two]

its 16 to gamble in the uk but 18 to get into casinos because they serve alcohol.
hey that means you cant drink legally either. not that it makes much difference. i started going round the pubs when i was 15 i think (and i was a late starter). but its a lot more relaxed over here

[Kapit]

i don't care to drink, i don't even think i'll do much of it when i'm legal, there's no point in killing yourself, i feel

[obi two]

really? the whole point of being young is to drink as much as possible untill you can afford a car, then you hardly ever get to drink again.


america and england have totally different cultures. i dont think we realise just how different they are

[Kapit]

that's what most people feel over here, i'm the odd one out

most kids my age are all about partying, drinking, drugs, sex, etc, but i refuse to partake in any of it

i have better and more important things to do with my life then try to kill myself

[obi two]

well thats very commendable jk. i didnt get that kind of mature attitude until i was 25.

[Kapit]

i decided that a long time ago

just distancing myself from everyone, that's all style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin.gif

[obi two]

why do you want to distance yourself from everyone. have you got a like plan or something

[obi two]

did you know we're the 2 top posters today. you've posted 200 today and ive posted 142
wtf. i think we need to have a serious word with ourselves

[Kapit]

no, i'm just joking about how i'm usually on the outside of most circles, not like everyone else, etc

non-conformist, you could say

[obi two]

thats just part of being younger, when the most important thing to most people is being cool. in a couple of years all that sh*t just falls away. also i think you're quite central to this circle

[Kapit]

yeah this ONLINE circle

out there i'm not that central to anything

i never cared about popularity anyways, it's all one big joke, so i never cared about it

[obi two]

thing is with popularity, it doesnt have anything to do with ho much people like you thats the stupid thing. seriously in a couple of years the 'popular' people all have babies and rubbish jobs. 'you'll meet them again in their long journey to the middle'.
hows the asthma

[Kapit]

the asthma has decided it's sick of bothering me for now and is slowly retreating back to the whereever it came from

[obi two]

thats good. well it you're fit and healthy again im off. i need to tidy my mothers house and mine and ive got two hours before the workmen come to mine.




style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/bye.gif

[Kapit]

have fun with that! HAHA!

[obi two]

yeh cheers

[Greedo Boy]

Supposedly that's a very good show... I wouldn't know.

[Kapit]

it had it's moments

[Greedo Boy]

You know what's good... The Incredibles, that's what!

[Kapit]

i'm more incredible

[Greedo Boy]

I never doubted you for a moment!

Wait... yes I did...
In fact... I still doubt you!

Umm.

[Kapit]

join the club *points at a large group of people*

[Greedo Boy]

Alright, more people to doubt! style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/w00t.gif

[Kapit]

be mindful: they're cannibals

[Greedo Boy]

Cannibals I can handle.

Accountants on the other hand...

[Kapit]

there's a few of those in there too, as well as lawyers

[Greedo Boy]

Lawyers are cake. Female lawyers at least.

Sue my pants off any day!

[Horse_Head]

Originally posted by JediKaputski@Jan 30 2005, 09:59 PM
i can't gamble in vegas, i'm too young
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21 to drink and gamble in Vegas, baby! You wouldn't even get into some casinos before they stopped you style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif

Then they push nonstop alchy-hol at you to throw off yer judgement style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/beer.gif

I hit an $800 slot while enjoying a free Whiskey Sour on my nephews 21st b-day last year in Vegas style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif

Too bad its a 5 hour drive away... or I'd be there right now style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif not really...

[Greedo Boy]

Someday I'll go there... and piss the day away!!

Well, not really... but it's nice to have goals in life.

[Kapit]

oh yeha, i'm definitely going back when i can to gamble

[Greedo Boy]

Oh yeah, lose all your money...!! style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/w00t.gif

TO ME!!!

[Kapit]

i have no money.....

[Horse_Head]

Lost it all already, eh? style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/scratchchin.gif

[Kapit]

no, it's just that over half of it is going to a video camera for this summer

[Horse_Head]

Mini-DV?

[Kapit]

this thing:

http://consumer.usa.canon.com/ir/controlle...14&modelid=7512 (http://consumer.usa.canon.com/ir/controller?act=ModelDetailAct&fcategoryid=114&modelid=7512)

[Horse_Head]

Yup Mini-DV...
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE</div><div class='quotemain'>The Canon GL2 digital video camcorder uses the standard MiniDV cassette, producing the highest quality video possible from non-broadcast equipment. The MiniDV format standard delivers more than 500 lines of horizontal resolution. This is about a 25% improvement in picture quality over the best analog formats.[/b][/quote]
Canon is good... I use a Canon XL-1 at work sometimes

I have a little cheap Panasonic Mini-DV camcorder... digital sure makes capture/edit/output easy style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif

[Greedo Boy]

I have no idea what we're talking about... style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/unsure.gif

[Kapit]

something to do w/ cameras

other than that, i just know it's point and shoot, my friend told me he wants to get it, and seeing as how i'm lead camera guy and basically second in command on the movie, i offered to put up money for it

[Greedo Boy]

Got a sniper camera?

[Kapit]

yes, in fact, it's right here

go run a mile away and test this thing out

[Greedo Boy]

I don't see why not...

*Takes the camera and runs like hell.*

[Kapit]

*laughs* too bad he took the fake one, heh heh

[Greedo Boy]

Fake one's just as good, or are you prejudiced?

[Kapit]

both

[Greedo Boy]

What a horrible person...

[Kapit]

i think we all know you are, GB, and admitting it's true is the first step towards something or other

[Greedo Boy]

I've killed men for less than that.

[Kapit]

i thiink we all have

[obi two]

i know nothing about camera's or video's but my phone has both so thats ok

[Horse_Head]

I'm a lumber jack and I'm OK...

[Greedo Boy]

Just okay? Not good?? Not GREAT?!?

[Horse_Head]

NOT!

[Siri Ruane]

Thats just fine.

[Kapit]

Originally posted by Horse_Head@Feb 1 2005, 07:31 PM
I'm a lumber jack and I'm OK...
<div align="right">Quoted post</div>


i sleep all night and i work all day

[Horse_Head]

General Greivous is pidgen-toed... style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/hehe.gif

[Greedo Boy]

You say that like there's something wrong with being pigeon-toed... style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/sad.gif

[Kapit]

stop pickin on GB, he can't help it if he's deforemed as no other

[MXCABRINI]

Whats the topic on the offtopic forum.

[Kapit]

the monkey

[MXCABRINI]

WHich one?

King kong?

[Kapit]

no, THE monkey

[MXCABRINI]

WHo is THE monkey?

[Kapit]

THE monkey, jeez

[MXCABRINI]

The monkey Jeez?

Where does Jeez the monkey appears?

[Kapit]

when you least expect it

[MXCABRINI]

sure....

[Kapit]

you better agree, cause if you don't, he wil come and get you

[MXCABRINI]

The monkey?

[Kapit]

the monkey

[MXCABRINI]

aaaaaah the monkey!!!!!!

wait, what monkey?

[Kapit]

THE monkey

[MXCABRINI]

THE monkey?

I saw it in the zoo, it was small

[Kapit]

he can't be contained in a zoo

[MXCABRINI]

well, he was in one

[Kapit]

so you think!

[obi two]

(max the monkey in question starts with a g ends with a reeboboy)

[Greedo Boy]

I'm not the monkey you're looking for.

[Kapit]

i wouldn't dismiss that possibility so soon

[obi two]

monkey is as monkey does

[mazzy]

Think of those autographs I'll sign....

[Kapit]

please ma'am can i have one signed ma'am, please ma'am?

[mazzy]

Yes - good luck to ya' - Mazzy

[Kapit]

WOO HOO! *runs off to ebay*

[mazzy]

Yah, you'll may get 5p for it... style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif

May I have one then - and a message please?

[Kapit]

why of course you can!

"Sometimes it's best just not to ask" --[attachmentid=7940]

[Greedo Boy]

What is it?

[Kapit]

nothing of your concern

[Greedo Boy]

Oh...

*Shuffles off.*

[Horse_Head]

To pee or not to pee... that is the question...

[Greedo Boy]

That's a very good question, mate.

[obi two]

no peeing leads to the hot pee problem, not good

[Greedo Boy]

Really!!

[obi two]

its called systitis or something not good.

[Horse_Head]

Anything "itis" is not good!

[Greedo Boy]

Nooo!!

[obi two]

not good at all



especially greeboitis

[Greedo Boy]

Now you're just being mean.

[obi two]

sorry gb didnt mean it :hugs:








much

[Greedo Boy]

We are men of action. Lies do not become us.

style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/huh.gif

[obi two]

im just joking with you gb honestly

[Greedo Boy]

Oh, I know. I was quoting Princess Bride.

[obi two]

ok random comment.











i love the princess bride. whats the quote hello my name is something something you killed my father prepare to die

[Greedo Boy]

Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father, prepare to die.

I THINK I spelled his first name right...

[obi two]

probably. i love that film

[Greedo Boy]

We all do.

[obi two]

is that the royal we

[MXCABRINI]

We do?

[Kapit]

never saw it

[Greedo Boy]

I'm so sorry for you.

[Obi-Stu]

Ahem

Stay off topic...

[Kapit]

*cough*

[Siri Ruane]

*sneeze*

[Kapit]

yeah, i'm gonna be a star

[Horse_Head]

Originally posted by JediKaputski@Feb 2 2005, 08:58 PM
never saw it
<div align="right">Quoted post</div>

You would enjoy it JK... and any movie with Andre the Giant in it has to be good!

[Kapit]

i've heard nothing but good about it, i've just never gotten around to working myself up to going out and finding it

i'm currently getting a couple other movies right now, so after them i'll check it out

[Greedo Boy]

What kind of plan is that??

[MXCABRINI]

W00t r u talking about?

[Kapit]

that's the plan that says there's around 50 or so people trying to get it at the same time as i am.......

yar.....

[MXCABRINI]

right...

Well with me we are 51

[mazzy]

Originally posted by JediKaputski@Feb 3 2005, 12:11 AM
why of course you can!

"Sometimes it's best just not to ask" --[attachmentid=7940]
<div align="right">Quoted post</div>


Thanks Kaputs style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin.gif

[Greedo Boy]

That's what they all say before he kills them and stuffs them in a pink plastic garbage bag...!!

[MXCABRINI]

Im so confused!

[Greedo Boy]

That's the way
uh-huh uh-huh
I like it!
uh-huh uh-huh

[MXCABRINI]

Thats not the way!

[Greedo Boy]

Walk This Way!!

[Horse_Head]

Do you have the time, to listen to me whine...

[MXCABRINI]

Time is always running.

[Javen]

Cheese is butter and butter is whipped and milk comes from a cow and this is all bull.

[Greedo Boy]

About nothing and everything all at once!

[Javen]

Bozo knows Bo knows

[Greedo Boy]

That his wife is a cheap *****?

Yeah.

[MXCABRINI]

She is cheap??

how much?

[Kapit]

a number between 1 and 129639309934 dollars

[mazzy]

2 dollars.

[Greedo Boy]

That's pretty damn cheap.

[Javen]

Baby chickens are cheap cheap cheap.

[Kapit]

so are dollars

[mazzy]

At the moment they are.

[Kapit]

encoding now!

[MXCABRINI]

encoding is dangerous :o

[Greedo Boy]

It's <span style="font-size:12pt;line-height:100%">FRRRRIIIIIIIDDDAAAAAAAYYYYYY!!!!!</span>

[Horse_Head]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE</div><div class='quotemain'>"I believe the children are our future... Unless we stop them NOW!"
[/b][/quote]

[Greedo Boy]

The same could be said of adults... just without the future part... style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wink.gif

[Kapit]

lemons

[MXCABRINI]

We cant stop them! Theyll bite you!

[Kapit]

you may want to run

[MXCABRINI]

Run away!!!! Run away!!!!