Whitesaber and Plo Koon's Pub IV

[Whitesaber]

Welcome to yet another continuation of the pub that made this half of the Life section famous... okay, maybe not. Again, I'll go through the routine of explaining things etc. etc...

First we'll start with a summary of who does what in this thread:

Pub head and bartender: Whitesaber
Assistant bartender: Plo Koon
Janitor: Greedo Boy
Valet parking supervisor: Starra
Valet parking: Javen

About the pub:
Whitesaber's pub is a weird mix between RPG and general discussion. Let's face it, there really isn't any way to describe it except to say: it's kinda fun.

I'll post our drink list later, but for now, on with the deaths!!! BTW, Tovor, the chairs are still upside down...

[brookie]

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh
this place looks great, nice and clean and all...
am i too early?
can i order a drink?

[Obidobi]

Make me a redeye please....

*flips some snowcoins on the counter*

[Javen]

Whoa...I got lost and went to another Pub. But then found my way to here.

[Rebel Astromech Droid]

style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/saber.gif Javen! PINK BUNNY SUIT NOW!!!!!!!!!!

[Javen]

Starra...shhh....

[Rebel Astromech Droid]

style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/censored.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/censored.gif NO!!! style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/censored.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/censored.gif

[Leia]

style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/sad.gif I liked the old one better!

[Obi-Wan]

LOL. Yeah, there's a really big change.

[DarthSolo]

hey im just lookin for some friends. ill take a water. *everyone looks* what? on the rocks...he he?

[Rebel Astromech Droid]

style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/huh.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif moremiuhte c=vok;da pleas I wnatn toms hbav eok0te !!!!!!! style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/innocent.gif

[Obi-Wan]

I'd like something to drink to, anything really. Right on Starra, whatever you said. Maybe you should go relax a little.

[Obi-Stu]

Not too busy eh?

[Whitesaber]

It's like the same exact pub, Leia. The other one had reached beyond 200 pages. I felt it was time to start a new part, that's all.

*Hands everyone their desired drinks, included DarthSolo's rather humorous water* Now, where were we?

Oh yeah...

Kellar's head was for sell. I believe the bids left off at 690.00 and a head for his head... style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/rolleyes.gif That joke is old. Anyways, move along... move along...

[Ochy]

i'll take an essperesso i just woke up and am really tired, the new pub looks better it's a little bit neater.......i geuss.

[Greedo Boy]

I prefer the old one. There's just something magical about the number three...

*Takes out the Magical Mop of Morgoth and bobs Starra on the head lightly.*

"Speak some spanish we can all understand!"

*Shakes his head in resignation and begins a search for something dirty. Finding nothing, Greedo Boy sits down in the corner with his favorite drink, an Arcian Red of course, and waits for Darth Darthy to arrive so he can really start cleaning!*

"Hmm, I'm in a fairly good mood. School got cancelled for no reason. Gosh I love Virginia."

*Passes White a couple gold nuggets for his drink.*

"Go have some fun and knock yourself out. No, seriously, the nurses at the Hospital are real hot these days." style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wink.gif

[Leia]

Originally posted by Whitesaber@Feb 3 2004, 08:29 AM
It's like the same exact pub, Leia. The other one had reached beyond 200 pages. I felt it was time to start a new part, that's all.
I liked the 200 pages style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/crying.gif It was the longest thread in the senate!

[Greedo Boy]

*Holds his head in his hands and cries.*

[Ochy]

*pulls out his lightsaber and trys to catch the tears a they fall but then slices GB's nose off* yes first kill in the new pub hahahahahhahahahhahah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !! style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif

[Greedo Boy]

*Unluckily for Kellar, Greedo Boy's nose was only mastered, and his life and spirit remained intact. Leaping to his feet, blood clouding his vision, he brings the Magical Mop of Morgoth to bear on his Nemesis. With multiple well-placed blows, Kellar is reduced to a wreck of an organism. Every recognizable feature has been repulsed, his bones have been ground to dust, and his mind is a fetid swamp of discord. His clothes and body soaked in his own blood and staggering with dizziness induced by massive bloodloss, Greedo Boy stumbles into the back room. If he can only reach one of his revitalizing potions kept in his trunk. Just as his lifeforce is about to give out, G-Boy trips and sprawls to the floor, just inches from his chest. With a final heave, he grasps the latch, throws it open, reaches inside to produce the vial and, working as quickly as he can to undo the lid, drains the fluid completely. As unconsiousness takes him, Greedo Boy can feel the warm spreading through his body as the elixir takes effect. But did it take effect too late?*

[Greedo Boy]

*Waking from his deep slumber several hours later, Greedo Boy finds himself whole again. Feeling his face, he feels that his nose is back, but he is still caked with blood, and his robes have grown stiff with the liquid's hardenning. Moving into his private chambers, Greedo Boy stips his ruined clothes, exchanging them for a dark blue tunic, black trousers, and a Forest Brown cloak. After he has scrubbed the blood from his faced and washed himself, he returns to the Pub to resume his cleaning duties, scooping Kellar Remains up with a shovel and depostiting them in the furnace. With his obligations fulfulled for the moment, Greedo Boy reclines in a booth, contentedly sipping at an Arcian Red.*

[Whitesaber]

Leia, I have one thing to say to you: ............

*Turns to Greedo Boy and extends his light-claws from his knuckles* I wonder how many times you'll die in this part of the ongoing drama of the pub*

*Slashes away*

[Greedo Boy]

*Lazily parries the attacks with the Magical Mop of Morgothfor several minutes, and then, tiring of the charade, kicks White in the balls, then, with White doubled over in pain, he grabs his ear and whispers him a message.*

"I don't appreciate uncalled for attacks. What say we just forget this happenned, and you can regain some of your manhood. Otherwise I'll just have to go 'SnipSnip', if you catch my drift..."

*Shoves White away and goes back to his drink.*

[Javen]

*Steals the mop of Greedo's and burns it. Kidnaps Starra and hides her. Cause a winterstorm on Whitey. Drops Plo in the torture chamber. Puts poop in Darthy's mouth. Dances for Flo. Kills kellar with a sandwhich and a small dead man. Only says Hi to Leia because she is sad.*

Yessss....the new Pub all to myself.

[Whitesaber]

*Passes Javen's post and ignores it* To hell with my manhood, G-boy. *Punctures G-boy's throat with his claws and wedges it in*

[Plo Koon]

*Escapes from his torture chamber, unscathed*

[Whitesaber]

*Sits back down and eats a candy, grumbling...* 200 pages... longest thread... pffpt...

[Ochy]

*the dust of his bones slowly reforming begin to take a shape and the squashed brain of his slowly hops over to his almost complete body, and he then gos and unkidnapps starra, and avoids the sandwich, and to top it off slices off GB's head and takes it to the fresh produce in the nearest grocery store and comes back with around a hundred credits* i never realized that the head selling business was so profitable, well, i'll take a vodka, oh wait i forgot darthy...............*drinks some of his vodka and then pours it dwon darthys throat to help was it down* i'll be needing another vodka.

[Javen]

Originally posted by Whitesaber@Feb 3 2004, 07:02 PM
*Passes Javen's post and ignores it* To hell with my manhood, G-boy. *Punctures G-boy's throat with his claws and wedges it in*
Passes my post? Well...*Passes a football upside Whitesaber's head*

[Whitesaber]

*Passes the football up Javen's rear-end*

[Javen]

*Passes gas which shoots the football in Whitesabers mouth*

[Whitesaber]

Ewwwww... (Forever will the "passes" reference dominate the pub's destiny, methinks) *Jumps to his feet and passes Kellar as he very accuarately kicked Javen in the teeth*

[Javen]

*Spits out his teeth and passes them as he walks angrily to Whitesaber*

Mummble, mumble, mumble *creates new teeth with the force*

^translation"Well, that was well thought out to pass your foot well trained in my passive teeth"

[Greedo Boy]

*Luckily Javen only burned a regular mop, and so the Magical Mop of Morgoth remained safely anonymous. Greedo Boy's Ghost quickly comes in, kills kellar with a mere touch, kills Javen in the same manner, kills Whitesaber, discovers some magical stone in South America and reforms his body. Takes the Magical Mop of Morgoth, points it at the remains of his foes, and blasts them into oblivion.*

"Let's see you pick up the pieces of your lives now!"

[Whitesaber]

*Stares* You grew teeth?!?!?! *Passes out*

[Javen]

*Too bad Greedo just missed seeing me pass him so quickly that his touch merely did nothing*

[Greedo Boy]

*Takes the cursed Passing game and snaps it over his knee.*

How d'you like that, huh?

*Comes back and bludgeons Javen with his mop.*

[Javen]

*The mop does nothing since a force field surrounded Javen admirally. The force passes its name upon Javen The Untouchable*

[Greedo Boy]

*Sucks all the Force out of the Pub and throttles Javen, revives him, and throttles him again. With his throttling finished, Greedo Boy wipes his hands and disappears into thick air, everyone stares in shock at his disappearance, even though he does it all the time, and, with their hesitation, all chance at following him is lost utterly.*

[Javen]

*The need to follow Greedo was met with some well rounded passing of darts into a dartboard. As nothing happened to Javen the untouchable who never dies*

[Whitesaber]

*Passes time as he stares at the ceiling, pondering* G-boy, I know you transported to your closet.

[Ochy]

*somehow kellars oblivion comes back and takes its origanal shape, he then walks over to the closet opens it and slices GB's head off and brings it to the grocery store as he did before* i said i need a refill on my vodka, snap snap, chop chop.

[Greedo Boy]

--You killed my Manican Clone. Sucker! I'm gone. Not here. Adios Amigos. Sayonara, End of Story! I've decided to take an indeterminate leave of the Pub, now stop trying to kill me, 'cause I've left!--

[Momin327]

Gimme the usual, please.

[Obidobi]

Give me a beer Mr.Barkeeper...
*Slips some snowcoins into Whitey's hand*
Now..... When will the hot chicks go on stage? style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/w00t.gif

[Momin327]

You talking about Slave Leia, Obidobi?

[Whitesaber]

*Passes a laugh as he passes a beer to Obidobi* Hot chicks? No. Better. Janet and Justin.

Okay, I was joking. The Twi'leks will be out in a few parsecs. Don't get all excited.

[Whitesaber]

Originally posted by Momin327@Feb 3 2004, 08:20 PM
Gimme the usual, please.
I reserve the right to refuse service to any who refuse to order anything other than the usual. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif

[Obidobi]

Originally posted by Momin327@Feb 4 2004, 03:46 AM
You talking about Slave Leia, Obidobi?
Sure....Why not... She was hot....
I don't care who it is as long as they're hot... Too much killing in this pub... Some hot chicks on stage might calm the killers for a moment... style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wub.gif

[Leia]

Originally posted by Whitesaber@Feb 3 2004, 10:01 PM
The Twi'leks will be out in a few parsecs.
a parsec is a unit of distance

[Whitesaber]

Not in Star Wars terms. Didn't you know that?

[Leia]

No, they just used it incorrectly style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin.gif

[Obi-Stu]

...and corrected it again in AOTC...

[Whitesaber]

Well, get you, Leia. I think you earned yourself a free drink with me in my room... what do ya say? *Glances at Darthy* Yeah, uh, I was joking.

[Obi-Stu]

Never a dull moment...

[Whitesaber]

Man, G-boy goes on a posting spree and the place goes empty. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/huh.gif

[Darth Darthy]

Not that empty ma boy. Keep your hands off me virtual wife - you can look but no touch!!!
Now, I'll have one of your finest beers and a hot chocolate with 3 shots of whiskey for me wife.

*Roots through a drunken and passed out Javens pockets for some cash and finds a nekkid picture of Micheal Jackson instead*

Woah...nevermind, I'll pay meself.

[Whitesaber]

*Grumbles* Look no touch... pffbt... *Gives Darthy a beer and a hot chocolate for Leia, but without alchohol seeing as she'd not appreciate it*

[Darth Darthy]

Oi, you! Stop trying to get on the good side of me virtual wife or I'll kick your butt in JK2 again even though I can only play it for 10 seconds before getting booted!!!

[Whitesaber]

I'll beat you for every second... count on it. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wink.gif

[flo fett]

Pass me the vodka please...the super braindeath bottle. Thanks

*and slinks down onto a stool, looking miserably at the bar top*

[Whitesaber]

Super Braindeath Bottle, eh? Oooooooo... *Gives Flo a Super Braindeath Bottle of vodka for free* I think you know why it's free, Flo.

...

Hehe... free Flo... free flow... hehe... somehow, that's funny to me.

[Darth Darthy]

I'd like to order a triple, quadruple, double whiskey and hot chocolate for my virtual wife as its her birthday today Mr Whitey, if you don't mind. Just to clarify - thats a hot chocolate with 18 shots of whiskey in it. Think she'll notice my sneaky tactics?

<span style="color:red"><span style="font-size:36pt;line-height:100%"><span style="font-family:Geneva">HAPPY BIRTHDAY LIL LADY!!!</span></span></span> style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/birthday3.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin.gif

[Momin327]

I'm interested in a new usual. How about a hot chocolate with whipped cream?

[Darth Darthy]

Only if you stop posting just to ask for a drink whether its a usual or not. You have no idea how entertaining it is to read someone ordering a drink... style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/saber.gif

[Whitesaber]

*Passes a double-shot* Blast! She's older than me now! *Pouts*

[Momin327]

Originally posted by Whitesaber@Feb 4 2004, 07:43 PM
*Passes a double-shot* Blast! She's older than me now! *Pouts*
Who is, friend?

[Darth Darthy]

18 shots, not 2!!!! Where did you go to bartendering school young man?!? Let me see your qualification - and no Jedi mind tricks. They won't work on me...

[Whitesaber]

I think I have it right, Darthy. *Passes out his light-slinky* Care to enlighten me or do you agree?

[Whitesaber]

Originally posted by Momin327+Feb 4 2004, 06:46 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Momin327 @ Feb 4 2004, 06:46 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'> <!--QuoteBegin-Whitesaber@Feb 4 2004, 07:43 PM
*Passes a double-shot* Blast! She's older than me now! *Pouts*
Who is, friend? [/b][/quote]
... uh, Leia...

[brookie]

hi all, i dont want a drink, i would like a smoke, but i quit, sooo ill just sit here and tap the ol' foot.

[Ripley the Warmaster]

yo people.

[Momin327]

Originally posted by brookie@Feb 4 2004, 08:16 PM
hi all, i dont want a drink, i would like a smoke, but i quit, sooo ill just sit here and tap the ol' foot.
Hi, Brookie!

[brookie]

hey hey monin!

[Whitesaber]

Brookie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sniper!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Darth Darthy]

*Lights up a "kipper" for brookie"*

Wanna toke?

[Obi-Stu]

may I ask - what is a "Toke"

[Darth Darthy]

Smokers slang for inhaling. Kinda like the opposite of what Bill Clinton says he did but what he actually did.

[Obi-Stu]

Like the analogy...

[Whitesaber]

Originally posted by Darth Darthy@Feb 5 2004, 07:11 AM
Smokers slang for inhaling. Kinda like the opposite of what Bill Clinton says he did but what he actually did.
LOL!!!!

Hey, wait... where's Javen?

...

[Obi-Stu]

I don't know, you'll have to ask him...

[Whitesaber]

I would if he were on AIM... but he's not.

[Leia]

Originally posted by Darth Darthy@Feb 4 2004, 07:17 PM
I'd like to order a triple, quadruple, double whiskey and hot chocolate for my virtual wife as its her birthday today Mr Whitey, if you don't mind. Just to clarify - thats a hot chocolate with 18 shots of whiskey in it. Think she'll notice my sneaky tactics?

<span style="color:red"><span style="font-size:36pt;line-height:100%"><span style="font-family:Geneva">HAPPY BIRTHDAY LIL LADY!!!</span></span></span> style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/birthday3.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin.gif
I feel so loved! Even though you're always trying to get me drunk... style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif Why is that?? style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin.gif

[Leia]

Originally posted by Whitesaber@Feb 4 2004, 07:43 PM
*Passes a double-shot* Blast! She's older than me now! *Pouts*
style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/huh.gif I've always been older than you!! style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif

[Leia]

Changes into her birthday suit... style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/hehe.gif j/k

[Whitesaber]

Originally posted by Leia@Feb 5 2004, 01:59 PM
Changes into her birthday suit... style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/hehe.gif j/k
YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Don't kid! Never kid!

[Momin327]

Originally posted by Leia@Feb 5 2004, 02:59 PM
Changes into her birthday suit... style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/hehe.gif j/k
Wish I was there to see that...

[Plo Koon]

Damn.

[Momin327]

I need the g'old Pepsi/Orange Juice mixer to make me feel better.

And happy birthday, Leia.

[Plo Koon]

*Tosses momin the drink he ordered* There.

[Momin327]

Where is Whitesaber? He was just here.

[Whitesaber]

Mesa here.

[Momin327]

Where were you five minutes ago?

[Whitesaber]

Elsewhere. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/rolleyes.gif

[Javen]

*Is bored*

[Whitesaber]

Miss ya, Javey! Where've you been?

[Javen]

Working and just haven't felt like being on the computer. Hopefully I will be playing Jedi Outcast this weekend with you, if you're on.

[Whitesaber]

Like, yeah, dude. I'm there. I know how you feel, Javen, the last few weeks I've been feeling unmotivated to post anywhere. Just got the feel back...

[Javen]

The great Whitesaber unmotivated? It cannot be.

[Whitesaber]

It was, but not is, nor will be for a long time. *Passes Javen a drink* Now sit, my friend, and drink. And be mindful.

[Javen]

Be mindful of what? *sits and passes the time**

[Whitesaber]

Be mindful of your feelings, Javen, they betray you. *Passes a sigh* In time, you will learn. In time... OUCH!!! *Holds his finger* Okay, who Force-pinched me?!?!

[Javen]

Oh I see but, I am impatient, my friend. *Passes self some chips*

Not only that... OW! okay, who pinched my hiney?

[Whitesaber]

Maybe it's Greedo Boy!!!♀

*Passes a laugh at the symbol he inserted*

OUCH!!!

[Javen]

I believe i will watch A New Hope tonight. ouch! *sits on a dart*

[Whitesaber]

Watch it, my friend. And learn... I feel like Grand Admiral Thrawn now!! WOOHOO!!!!

[Cypher-X]

Ok. I'm not a girl. And i'm not asian. I'm just obsessed.

[Whitesaber]

Originally posted by Cypher-X@Feb 5 2004, 10:00 PM
Ok. I'm not a girl. And i'm not asian. I'm just obsessed.
That you are. That you are.

BTW, Cypher, killing is what happens in this thread. Feel free to kill anyone...

[Javen]

I will learn not to live in a desert, follow an old hermit and listen to some jawas about they have the best juice around.

[Cypher-X]

*Slays WhiteSaber*

[Obidobi]

*Obidobi enters the pub*
Hello guys... Who got killed today?
Is the strip show on tonight?
I feel like watching some boobs..... style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/rolleyes.gif

Make me a B-52 if you please......
*The usual snowcoins is forcemoved from Doobers' pocket to Whiteys counter*

[Whitesaber]

Well, I got killed. *Reattatches his body limbs and looks evilishly at Cypher* I didn't mean me, you fool! *Extends his light-claws from his knuckles with a snap-hiss and stabs Cyper*

Here ya go, Dobi. *Hands Obidobi his drink and takes the snow coins, mumbling to himself* Boob show is canceled. I think Janet Jackson took all our customers. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/unsure.gif

[Javen]

I will slaughter MTV and CBS for taking our customers.

[Whitesaber]

You do that... *mutters*

[Javen]

*Eats pizza and chicken wings all by his lonesome. Passes himself some drinks*

[Whitesaber]

*Passes gas in the midst of absolute silence*

[Momin327]

I need a coke! I had a concert that I performed at.

[brookie]

mmmmmmmmmmm pizza...

[brookie]

mmmmmmmmmmmmm CBS.......DAVID LETTERMAN...

[Momin327]

What kind of pizza?

[Obi-Wan]

I'm bored. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/sad.gif Give me something strong to drink.

[Plo Koon]

Sure. *Gives Obi a shot of vodka*

[Cypher-X]

Hmmm..i think 151 would better suit.

[Whitesaber]

*Out of his room, Whitesaber walked out holding a CBS Network executive by the neck and dragging him over to the bar* Looks like meat's back on the menu, boys!!!!!

[Plo Koon]

I think we should be anti-MTV.

[Rebel Astromech Droid]

style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin.gif Lookie who's back!!!!!!!!!!

[Javen]

Please give us a warning next time, so we can be prepeared.

*Spray paints Starra's face with anti-mtv symbols.*

[Momin327]

Could I get a Pepsi?

[Cypher-X]

According to recent studies: Your twice as likely to die waiting for a page to load with dial-up, opposed to DSL.
style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin.gif

[Trilogist]

*passes another kidney stone*

Yikes! How many of those things do I have??

...

to all the n00bs in here looking for a victim, it's usually me. I don't know why people want me dead, it's just the way of things here. The way of the Force.

[Momin327]

Do we need to face Vader again?

[Trilogist]

It is our destiny.

[Momin327]

Why not? He blew my ass up in the trench.

[Whitesaber]

*Instantly, Whitesaber layed the CBS Network Executive on top of one of the tables and knocked him out* I'm gonna need a hacksaw... *Uses the Force to retrieve one and begins to cut the Executive's head open. Surprisingly, only jelly beans and butterflies spill out. No brains.*

Hmm... *Tastes a jelly bean* Strawberry?!?!

[Whitesaber]

Originally posted by Rebel Astromech Droid@Feb 7 2004, 02:06 PM
style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin.gif Lookie who's back!!!!!!!!!!
WOOHOO! Starra!!

[Javen]

*passes the torch*

[Whitesaber]

Thanks, Javen. *Takes the torch and passes it along the CBS guy's body, making it all toasty and stuff*

[Darth Darthy]

*Clumsily spills his bucket of gasoline on Javens torch, setting him on fire*

Oops, sorry bloke!

[Momin327]

Clumsy fool!

[Whitesaber]

*Passes a sigh as he sees all his newly found jelly beans and his dead CBS Network Executive burst into flames* Darthy Darthy... you do realize that I am going to have to hurt you now...

[Rogue_0009]

<span style="color:red">*Rogue_0009 laughs at your amusing antics*</span>

[Justin]

Survivor rules. And CSI is pretty cool. That blonde chick is hot, even though she's kind of old. Didn't she play La Femme Nikita?

[Momin327]

Where's my drink, Whitesaber?

[Whitesaber]

*Hands Momin his drink, which is pretty much his usual* Justin, I don't care. What network brought you the best show ever? That's right, Fox.

[Rebel Astromech Droid]

Originally posted by Javen@Feb 7 2004, 03:11 PM
Please give us a warning next time, so we can be prepeared.

*Spray paints Starra's face with anti-mtv symbols.*
style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/sad.gif But I like Mtv. TOO BAD I DON'T HAVE CABLE ANYMORE!!!!!! WAHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!! style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/crying.gif

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE</div><div class='quotemain'>WOOHOO! Starra!! [/b][/quote]

See white is nice to me Javen! WOO HOO!!!!!!! WHITIE!!!!!!!!!

[Whitesaber]

*Clears throat* Thanks, Starra. Where is Javen, BTW? *Finds him eating the surviving jelly beans and Whitie passes him some milk*

[Jabba the Hutt on a tricycle]

On MTV it used to be about music, not its just re-runs of the Osbourns (staged of course), Jackass (repeated so much its borning) and Cribs (do i really give a crap how many luxary cars some two bit rapper i have never heard off before has?

Sorry im just super cynical today style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/rolleyes.gif

[Darth Darthy]

^Makes lots of sense. MTV is plop.

[Whitesaber]

The executions shall continue! *Brings out Janet Jackson and knocks her out, putting her on top of a table* What shall we do to this... thing?

[Javen]

We should let her go. She also has a thing for young boys. Hence Justin Timberlake. *If you don't get the joke, please pass on*

[Whitesaber]

I think we should rip that metal thing off her boob... but that's just me... style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/banghead.gif

[Javen]

Can I use my teeth?

[Whitesaber]

Sicko... my all means!!! style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/w00t.gif

[Javen]

It would be my...or her pleasure.

[Momin327]

Originally posted by Whitesaber@Feb 8 2004, 10:48 AM
*Clears throat* Thanks, Starra. Where is Javen, BTW? *Finds him eating the surviving jelly beans and Whitie passes him some milk*
You've suddenly become tiresome, Whitesaber...

[Whitesaber]

What do you mean? I'm not doing anything... style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/rolleyes.gif

[Momin327]

No. I have to wait days on end just to get a Coca-Cola!!!

[Whitesaber]

I thought I had already given it to you... *Ignites his attack-light-slinky* Are you trying to cheat me?!?!

[Momin327]

Originally posted by Whitesaber@Feb 8 2004, 04:48 PM
I thought I had already given it to you... *Ignites his attack-light-slinky* Are you trying to cheat me?!?!
No! I'm losing confidence in your bartending abilities!

[Whitesaber]

Oh, okay... Why you little! *Attacks Momin with a thrust of his slinky*

[Momin327]

*Slices the slinky in half with a lightsaber style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/saber.gif *

[Whitesaber]

Hey, you can't do that to my slinky!!!! *Ignites his light-claws from his knuckles* Now I'm really peed off! *Slices away at Momin's arms, decaptitating exactly zero fingers*

I've got to get these things enlarged... *Pulls out his white lightsaber, which he hasn't used in ages, and activates it with a snap-hiss*

[Momin327]

Less waiting! *Strikes at Whitsaber*

[Whitesaber]

Less filling! *Blocks the strike*

[Momin327]

You take that back! The usual DOES taste great! *Strikes at Whitesaber again*

[Whitesaber]

*Passes gas* Less filling! *Blocks the strike and then swings at Momin, cutting off his fingers...*

[Momin327]

*Lets out a Wilhelm scream*

[Javen]

*Causes a winterstorm and freezes both of them*

Finally some peace that I deserve.

[Momin327]

Now, give me the usual!!!

[Darth Darthy]

Don't mind me, just updating me sig saber...

Move along, move along.

[Momin327]

That's kinda nice...

[Darth Darthy]

Cheers. Its me old phalis shaped sigsaber that they tried to steal but I won't let them! Noo!!! It's all miiiiiinnnneeeee!!!

[Leia]

style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif

[Whitesaber]

*Melts from the ice storm* Ooooooohooohoooo, Javen... just wait til I unmelt...

[Momin327]

So how did you get 20% warning, Leia?

[Whitesaber]

Nagging at Kent to put "Jones" in heiroglyphs... I'm kidding, Leia. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wink.gif

[flo fett]

*realises she's been staring into her empty vodka bottle for the past few days without moving and lets out a big sigh*

Even vodka doesn't seem to stir my interest at the moment

*sighs again*

I seem to have little interest in anything for the past week

*sighs yet again*

I'm so fed up. I need a hug... style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/crying.gif

[Whitesaber]

*Thinks he can sneak one past Javen...* *Hugs Flo* There there, missy. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wub.gif

[Darth Darthy]

*Boots Whiteys pervin arse outta the way*

Here Flo let me squeez-erm, give ya a hug. Hmmmmm..... style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/notify.gif

[Saranac]

*zip*

[Javen]

Originally posted by flo fett@Feb 8 2004, 06:59 PM
*realises she's been staring into her empty vodka bottle for the past few days without moving and lets out a big sigh*

Even vodka doesn't seem to stir my interest at the moment

*sighs again*

I seem to have little interest in anything for the past week

*sighs yet again*

I'm so fed up. I need a hug... style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/crying.gif
*Hugs Flo for what seems like an eternity and a day and half of infinity*

[flo fett]

*cries for no reason and holds onto Javen for dear life whilst trying to wrench her blouse from Darthy's hands*

style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/crying.gif

[Trilogist]

Originally posted by Darth Darthy@Feb 8 2004, 04:43 PM
Cheers. Its me old phalis shaped sigsaber that they tried to steal but I won't let them! Noo!!! It's all miiiiiinnnneeeee!!!
Right. Is that why it seems shorter this time around? style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/innocent.gif

[Darth Darthy]

*Releases his vice like grip on Flo and hands her a tissue to weep in*

Oh wait, you should probably give that back. I "used" it last night...

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE</div><div class='quotemain'>Right. Is that why it seems shorter this time around?[/b][/quote]

Harde har har... grr.

[flo fett]

Originally posted by Trilogist+Feb 9 2004, 12:31 AM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Trilogist @ Feb 9 2004, 12:31 AM)</div><div class='quotemain'> <!--QuoteBegin-Darth Darthy@Feb 8 2004, 04:43 PM
Cheers. Its me old phalis shaped sigsaber that they tried to steal but I won't let them! Noo!!! It's all miiiiiinnnneeeee!!!
Right. Is that why it seems shorter this time around? style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/innocent.gif [/b][/quote]
*manages a small smile at this despite herself* style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/satisfied.gif

[flo fett]

Originally posted by Darth Darthy@Feb 9 2004, 12:34 AM
*Releases his vice like grip on Flo and hands her a tissue to weep in*

Oh wait, you should probably give that back. I "used" it last night...

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE</div><div class='quotemain'>Right. Is that why it seems shorter this time around?

Harde har har... grr. [/b][/quote]
*the small smile slips from her face*

ewwww

*tries to peel the tissue from her face*

style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/crazy.gif

[Momin327]

Originally posted by flo fett@Feb 8 2004, 06:59 PM
*realises she's been staring into her empty vodka bottle for the past few days without moving and lets out a big sigh*

Even vodka doesn't seem to stir my interest at the moment

*sighs again*

I seem to have little interest in anything for the past week

*sighs yet again*

I'm so fed up. I need a hug... style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/crying.gif
*Hugs Flo* I'll buy you a drink. Whitesaber, give me two of the usual!

[Darth Darthy]

*Orders a beer and notices Flo having a Something About Marry hair moment*

[Momin327]

How strange it is...

[Whitesaber]

*Uses the Force to crunch Darthy's nuts* No Flo, let me hug you... uh, I mean serve you...

*Hands Momin and Flo two "usuals"*

[Darth Darthy]

Oi! Bartender! Some foo squished me pistachios and cashews using the force - got any Dorritos?

[Momin327]

You spiced-up lunatic!

[Whitesaber]

*Takes out a bag of Doritos* Blast, my focus wasn't there that time... hows this? *Uses the Force to squish all of Darthy's Doritos...*

[Darth Darthy]

Arrrrrggghhhh!!! My testicles!!!! The pain....the pain.. ..nnngggh....

At least...nngghh...my Dorritos..are safe.. *Munch*

[Leia]

Originally posted by flo fett@Feb 8 2004, 06:59 PM
I'm so fed up. I need a hug... style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/crying.gif
*gives Flo a sisterly hug*

[Leia]

Originally posted by Whitesaber@Feb 8 2004, 06:29 PM
Nagging at Kent to put "Jones" in heiroglyphs... I'm kidding, Leia. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wink.gif
*smooches White enthusiastically for saying heiroglyphs instead of heirogplyphics* style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif

[Leia]

Whitey, I don't want any damage to the goods! Cease your attack on my virtual husband immediately!

[Obi-Stu]

What an intersting place this is...How quaint...

[Whitesaber]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE</div><div class='quotemain'>*gives Flo a sisterly hug*[/b][/quote]

style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/w00t.gif

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE</div><div class='quotemain'>*smooches White enthusiastically for saying heiroglyphs instead of heirogplyphics* style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif[/b][/quote]

style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/w00t.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/w00t.gif

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE</div><div class='quotemain'>Whitey, I don't want any damage to the goods! Cease your attack on my virtual husband immediately! [/b][/quote]

Too late. The Dortios are crushed in their bags...

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE</div><div class='quotemain'>What an intersting place this is...How quaint... [/b][/quote]

The orgy starts in ten minutes... I'm kidding again. You want anything to drink, Mr. Stu?

[Javen]

Now where's my hug from this hugfest? hmmm...

[Leia]

You were hugging Flo, so that counts as your hug

[Javen]

Well, fine...No one else wuvs me. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/crying.gif

[Whitesaber]

No, Javen, I'm not hugging you and that's final.

[Javen]

That's it! Everyone dies a slow, agonizing death, except for Flo, by joining CBS and MTV in a sing along.

[brookie]

Originally posted by Javen@Feb 9 2004, 04:14 PM
Well, fine...No one else wuvs me. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/crying.gif
ill hug you! style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin.gif

[Whitesaber]

Hey, where's the love?!?! What about my hug?!? Oh, yeah that's right... I got a smooch... style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/satisfied.gif

[Cypher-X]

No hug for Whitesaber.

style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin.gif

[Javen]

No one likes to give you hugs, Whitey. You have cooties. *Passes the cooties medicine, hypothetcally

[Whitesaber]

*Hypothetically passes a laugh and stabs Javen with his nails*

[Javen]

Originally posted by brookie+Feb 9 2004, 04:57 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(brookie @ Feb 9 2004, 04:57 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'> <!--QuoteBegin-Javen@Feb 9 2004, 04:14 PM
Well, fine...No one else wuvs me. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/crying.gif
ill hug you! style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin.gif [/b][/quote]
awww...gives brookie a hug. *A friendly, no sexual hug...just pointing that out to Flo.*

[brookie]

Originally posted by Whitesaber@Feb 9 2004, 05:25 PM
Hey, where's the love?!?! What about my hug?!? Oh, yeah that's right... I got a smooch... style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/satisfied.gif
come here saber that is white... *smooch*

[Whitesaber]

Hmmmm... maybe Javen passed my post?

[Whitesaber]

Originally posted by brookie+Feb 9 2004, 04:44 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(brookie @ Feb 9 2004, 04:44 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'> <!--QuoteBegin-Whitesaber@Feb 9 2004, 05:25 PM
Hey, where's the love?!?! What about my hug?!? Oh, yeah that's right... I got a smooch... style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/satisfied.gif
come here saber that is white... *smooch* [/b][/quote]
style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wub.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/blush.gif The love is abundant at last...

[brookie]

now who wants a pich on the bum? style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif

[Javen]

*Picks the nails out and passes them in the fire, then shooting them off the fan, ricocheting into the torture room and up the stairs into Whitey's back, hypothetically, of course*Z

[brookie]

*chases Javen and moves thumb and index finger apart and together to get maximum pinchage on his bum*...*PINCH!!!!!!!!*

*throws head back and lets out a evil laugh, celebrating victory...heeheeheeheehee*

[Javen]

ouchhh!

[Whitesaber]

This hypothetically hurts... *Passes a sigh*

[Javen]

*passes out from the rush of blood to the bum...hypothetically gets a bandaid before he passes into unconciousness*

[Whitesaber]

I think Flo and Brookie are going to have a disagreement now... hehe.. catfight!!!!! Hypothetically...

[Javen]

OOOooo...hypothetically wants to see the scratch and claw fest*passes out fliers for the event hypothetically*

[Whitesaber]

*Hypothetically claps his hands with glee* Ooooo! An official catfight?!?! WOOHOO!

[Whitesaber]

Here's a conversation between Javen and I over what would happen if we had our own board. It's so funny, I had to share it with everyone:

s0ulfly71: ONly keep certain women there
s0ulfly71: Leia, Flo, Blizz and...
Bandit Jing86: Like brook and Blizzie...
s0ulfly71: brookie
Bandit Jing86: Flo, Leia,...
Bandit Jing86: I'll keep Clara there just to get on her nerves...
s0ulfly71: and leia and Flo
Bandit Jing86: And Flo and Leia...
s0ulfly71: also Flo...and Leia
Bandit Jing86: And Leia and Flo...
s0ulfly71: don't forgte Flo and Leia
Bandit Jing86: And how could we exclude Leia and Flo?
s0ulfly71: *passes out from too much melt down of Leai and Flo*
s0ulfly71: I say we include Flo and Leia
s0ulfly71: if that hasn't been mentioned
Bandit Jing86: Maybe... I'm not sure... maybe we should keep Flo and maybe even Leia...
s0ulfly71: ummm...hello, McFly...Leia and Flo!
Bandit Jing86: Oh, you know who we need? Leia and Flo!!!
Bandit Jing86: And Flo and Leia!!!
Bandit Jing86: WOOHOO!
Bandit Jing86: Hmmm... Heather and Florence!!!
s0ulfly71: yes! Flobaby and leiahoney
Bandit Jing86: LOL
Bandit Jing86: g2g, my friend.
s0ulfly71: later
Bandit Jing86: Laters...
s0ulfly71: hypothetically
Bandit Jing86: *Passes*

[Whitesaber]

So, uh, there. Anyone want to buy catfight tickets for a dollar? style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin.gif

[Javen]

style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/blush.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/blush.gif

[Momin327]

I can't choose.

[Leia]

I feel so popular! style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif

[Rebel Astromech Droid]

style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/sad.gif Don't poke the unmedicated person!!!!!!

[Whitesaber]

There is pokage happening?!?! WHERE??!?!

[Momin327]

No, I need the usual.

[Whitesaber]

*Uses Force-Slap to wake Momin up* No more of the usual!!! Do you hear me?!?! NO MOOOOOOOOOORE!!!!!

[Javen]

Now that was unusual

[Momin327]

Originally posted by Whitesaber@Feb 9 2004, 09:26 PM
*Uses Force-Slap to wake Momin up* No more of the usual!!! Do you hear me?!?! NO MOOOOOOOOOORE!!!!!
Why?

[Whitesaber]

Why?!? WHY?!?!?!

...

<span style="font-size:12pt;line-height:100%"><span style="color:red">WHY?!??!?!?!</span></span>

...

Uh... because... *Uses the Force to grab Momin a Mountain Dew* Here, dude. Have something different. That's all I'm sayin'...

[Momin327]

I have a strong dislike for Mountain Dew. Do you know what that's made of? It's purified pee.

[Whitesaber]

The best freaking urine, too. Come on! Fine.... *Hands Momin his usual as usual* You're going to try something different one of these days... just watch...

[Javen]

Originally posted by Momin327@Feb 9 2004, 09:36 PM
I have a strong dislike for Mountain Dew. Do you know what that's made of? It's purified pee.
That is purley hypothetical

[Whitesaber]

Originally posted by Javen+Feb 9 2004, 08:38 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Javen @ Feb 9 2004, 08:38 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'> <!--QuoteBegin-Momin327@Feb 9 2004, 09:36 PM
I have a strong dislike for Mountain Dew. Do you know what that's made of? It's purified pee.
That is purley hypothetical [/b][/quote]
style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif *Passes Javen a glass of beer for the funny line*

[Leia]

Originally posted by Momin327@Feb 9 2004, 09:36 PM
Do you know what that's made of? It's purified pee.
Doesn't the water that goes down our toilets come around eventually to be out drinking water? style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/huh.gif

[Whitesaber]

Originally posted by Leia+Feb 9 2004, 09:14 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Leia @ Feb 9 2004, 09:14 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'> <!--QuoteBegin-Momin327@Feb 9 2004, 09:36 PM
Do you know what that's made of? It's purified pee.
Doesn't the water that goes down our toilets come around eventually to be out drinking water? style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/huh.gif [/b][/quote]
Which is why I prefer bottled water myself...

[Leia]

yes, it's probably better

[Whitesaber]

I should hope so. But, anyways... Hey, Leia, you want tickets to see the inevitable catfight between Brookie and Flo? It'll only cost you a dollar.

[Leia]

I'm already here, I'm not paying you! And I don't think they're going to fight anyway

[Whitesaber]

*Cover's Leia's mouth with his hands* Ssshhhhhh... don't discourage them... style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wink.gif

[Leia]

lol

[Justin]

Two and a Half Men is another great show on CBS.

[Whitesaber]

That's very good, Justin. Have a cookie.

[Justin]

No.

[Whitesaber]

Fine, then. *Kicks Justin out of the Pub and hangs a sign that reads: "No Clowns allowed in the Pub"*

Hmmmm... not as enjoyable as I hoped... *Kills Darthy, who hasn't been by in a day* That's better...

[Obi-Stu]

Yay, Live entertainment...