Whitesaber and Plo Koon's Pub IV

[stormtrooper9]

Originally posted by MXCABRINI@Jan 1 2005, 11:29 PM
starts running like crazy around and hits st by mistake
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Hey that was mymom's brother's sisters' great ant's son's kid

[MXCABRINI]

I dont care, im in the wall

[stormtrooper9]

*st-st8 help greedo boy pin max*

[MXCABRINI]

using his mind tricks convince the st's to pin his brother 9.

[stormtrooper9]

ummm Im not there bro.......using mind trick that cant be changed to go back to max to ducktape him*

[MXCABRINI]

dissapears

[stormtrooper9]

*Finds max*

[Greedo Boy]

Stop spamming my Pub!!

*Uses the Magical Mop of Morgoth to wash away all the Spam covering the walls and floor and every other conceivable surface.*

[MXCABRINI]

looking that st9 found him, pins himself to the wall again

[Greedo Boy]

*Unpins Max from the wall and tosses him into the Trash Compactor, setting it to Full Mash.*

[MXCABRINI]

using the tecniques he learned watching "The incredibles" destroys the trash compactor

[Greedo Boy]

*Sighs wearily and forces some Arsenic down Max's throat.*

Now, be a good little boy and DIE!!

*Explodes into chocolate pudding cake.*

[Jay-Ton-Wan]

Wakes Up....
"Oh what happened last night?"

Then a man completly dressed in Pink shows up
"You had 20 dubble Mattenis then you started shooting poeple.

"WHAT OH MY GOD! Then what happend?"

"you took over a room upstares, started throwing wisky bottles at the Press, and shouting, DAVED HASLEHOF IS A h##"

"oh S###, how long did this last?"

"About 7 hours, then the press got borud, you came down stares and had a Roden Brain Buster"

"Oh, ok. That exsplains the headack, but why are you all pink?"

"Becase your still as drunk as a mule."

"Oh......"

[Greedo Boy]

*Reforms out of the Chocolate Pudding Cake and pours a bucket of molten lava on Jay/Comp/Drifter.*

Whoops! Someone seems to have replaced my bucket of freezing ice-cold water with molten lava... what a pickle indeed!

[Jay-Ton-Wan]

Do take note: They have all been killed in a sand bording acsadent, Tomarro we will hear from some of thier frends on how it happend. Including a vary marry Gest apperance by, Charly Brown and Bill the cat

[Greedo Boy]

Does this mean you are going to be a normal one person show now?

[Jay-Ton-Wan]

Yes sadly i Will be. Will you be at the Funarle Tommaro?




Also Poeple in the 2008 Presadentle Election Vote for Bill the Cat and Opus.

[Greedo Boy]

I'm afraid I don't speak your language, man...

[flo fett]

*makes cookies in the shape of little ewoks for everyone cos she's feeling very motherly today*

[Greedo Boy]

*Gives Flo a brotherly hug.*

Dear Flo, thou art so kind to us.

[MXCABRINI]

takes out his damaged throat and takes a cookie

delicious

[Greedo Boy]

You have replaceable parts too?

*Pulls off his tail and viciously swats at a fly buzzing too near his dearest Flo's face.*

[MXCABRINI]

you killer, flies have feelings too

*calls green peace*

they're coming for you!!! muhahaha

[Jay-Ton-Wan]

Uesing powerful TV waves Jay-Ton-Wan sends a message across space and everyone dose as it says.

"Vote Bill and Opus 2008, Vote Bill and Opus 2008, Vote Bill and Opus 2008, Vote Bill and Opus 2008, Vote Bill and Opus 2008, Vote Bill and Opus 2008, Vote Bill and Opus 2008, Vote Bill and Opus 2008, Vote Bill and Opus 2008, Vote Bill and Opus 2008, Vote Bill and Opus 2008, Vote Bill and Opus 2008, Vote Bill and Opus 2008, Vote Bill and Opus 2008, Vote Bill and Opus 2008, Vote Bill and Opus 2008, Vote Bill and Opus 2008, Vote Bill and Opus 2008"

[Greedo Boy]

*Smacks Max and Jay with his tail and shoves them out the window.*

Maybe later!

[flo fett]

*sticks a cookie in Jay's mouth*

Enjoy, young man.

[MXCABRINI]

Thinks in voting for Bill Clinton and Dr. octopus on 2008

[Greedo Boy]

*Regrows his tail and snags a cookie with it, munching thoughtfully.*

You know, if we made enough of thessse herrre cookiesss, I rrreckon we could take over the worrrld...

[MXCABRINI]

*Laughs at GB*

that one was poisoned by me!

[flo fett]

*puts on her apron*

I can get right to making more if you want

[Greedo Boy]

I'm immune to poison, dolt!

*Uses complext Olde English insults to daze and confuse his opponent while he lurks about to strike from an unseen angle...*

[Jay-Ton-Wan]

Jay-Ton-Wan has been shot.

My god, every things going Black, oh. Hey i...I see a light, hey the town. Hey i can see my house, from way up here..... oh god. That can't be a good thing.

[Greedo Boy]

How did you get shot?

Yeah, you can't exactly just get shot... somebody needs to have shot you... otherwise you simply seem mental.

Although, we all seem a bit mental these days anyways, right?

Right!

[Javen]

Originally posted by Greedo Boy@Jan 2 2005, 03:40 PM
Although, we all seem a bit mental these days anyways, right?

Right!
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Wrong! Goobly googy goo! style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/ok.gif

[flo fett]

Watch that rat!!

[Greedo Boy]

Watch out for that SPIKED WEASEL!!

*Watches as the SPIKED WEASEL closes on the rat and tears it apart.*

[flo fett]

nearly as good as my attack weasels

[Greedo Boy]

Better even...

[Javen]

Interesting...NOT!

[Greedo Boy]

That... almost hurt, Javen.

*Goes and sulks over his flagon of Arcian Red.*

[Javen]

For 2005, I think The Pub needs a new look. *Spray paints it pink with pics of tedd bears*

[flo fett]

*gives Javen the evil eye for making the pub pink then begins to twitch worryingly*

I...am...*gurgle*...allergic....to....pink....argh hhhhhh!!!

[Mystic]

lol.

That's why this is an Award Winning Thread.

-Mystic

[flo fett]

*manages to bow to Mystic as she slumps into a twitching pink coma*

We...*glub*...aim...to...please....

[Javen]

Originally posted by flo fett@Jan 3 2005, 12:03 PM
*gives Javen the evil eye for making the pub pink then begins to twitch worryingly*

I...am...*gurgle*...allergic....to....pink....argh hhhhhh!!!
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You should not give me the evil eye you know what that does to me. *Quickly spray paints the Pub brick red with blue teddy bears*

[flo fett]

*opens one eye*

[stormtrooper9]

*revives Flo*

[Javen]

No one revives Flo without my consent.

[Greedo Boy]

*Kills ST9 for reviving Flo without Javen's consent.*

That's learn ya to be a hero!

[Javen]

That's right! Wait...she's dead! I'll kill you for that ST9! Oh, yeah, he's already dead.

[Greedo Boy]

Actually, she never died in the first place...

[stormtrooper9]

Originally posted by stormtrooper9@Jan 1 2005, 08:32 PM
Calls every one that has been here for over a year crazy and or uses more then 1 charticer *Activates a hack that olny Stormtrooper9 can use so he can get so much as a scrach*
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you forgot about that style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue2.gif

[Greedo Boy]

What's that? Oh, I'm sorry, I was busy ignoring you.

[Javen]

I know. But that was to get more of a dramatic effect.

[Greedo Boy]

I should have known... NOT!!

*Throws an old peach at Javen and sprints out the door.*

[flo fett]

*realises that she wasn't dead*

Well that was a waste of time.

*looks for someone to hurt*

[Greedo Boy]

*Slides the carcass of ST9 over and coughs, nudging it with little subtleness.*

[BoHeDia]

oooh, can i perform the surgery to see what killed him!!!!

[stormtrooper9]

Died I can not Strong in the force I am mention not hack I used good for me olny

[Plo Koon]

I'm back, because Whitie is nowhere to be found.

[Javen]

You seem to do that very well, Plo. WElcome back and if you leave again. Then I welcome Whitey back.

[Plo Koon]

I think I'm back for good this time

Never thought you'd hear me say that huh...?

[Greedo Boy]

I had a feeling you were going to say that...

*Gives BoHeDia a scalpel.*

Disect away!

[BoHeDia]

MHAWHHAHW!!! fine, i think the ST9 will do very nicely with a new lizard brain and an elephant trunk...

*calls for his assistant to hang up the new trunk and begins surgery on ST9*

[Javen]

*Sets up a recliner to enjoy the surgery*

[Plo Koon]

*Goes into the back, so the "surgeons" can do their work.

[Jay-Ton-Wan]

Hey Guys Gess What I just got a job with the imperal Empier, And this Pub is ielegle, so it must be shut down!!!

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2 storm Troopers and a Garuds come in to the room.

So Unforcenly you will all have to die!

Ready. Aim! FIRE! style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/skullwink.gif

[Greedo Boy]

*Calls forth a flood and sweeps the interlopers away.*

Bon Voyage!

[Javen]

Originally posted by Jay-Ton-Wan@Jan 4 2005, 05:28 PM
Hey Guys Gess What I just got a job with the imperal Empier, And this Pub is ielegle, so it must be shut down!!!

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2 storm Troopers and a Garuds come in to the room.

So Unforcenly you will all have to die!

Ready. Aim! FIRE! style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/skullwink.gif
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They obviously misheard what you said. Because I saw them plunging off of a cliff and yelling "This is for Jay! THis is for Ton! this is for our leader Wan! we salute you and die!

[Greedo Boy]

And to top it off, there were very sharp rocks at the bottom of that cliff...

[BoHeDia]

man, nd i was getting happy cause i thought i was gonna get to make the stormtroopers have red guard heasds and the red guards have stormtrooper heads...

[Greedo Boy]

Sorry... but they ran away before we could catch them!

[Jay-Ton-Wan]

From outside the Pub....

"OK LOOK WE CAN DO THIS THE EASY WAY OR THE HARD WAY! BUT RIGHT NOW WE'RE GOING FOR THE HARD WAY! GAS E'M BOYS!

over 12 storm Troopers fire 24 cans of Poison gas into the pub. then after about 15 secondes they fire some smoke bombs. Then about 37 stormtoorpers run into the pub and start randomly shooting anything that moves. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/trooper.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/trooper.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/trooper.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/trooper.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/trooper.gif

[Greedo Boy]

*Thinks to himself how lucky they all are that the Stormtroopers attacked the decoy Pub.*

[MXCABRINI]

*slaps himself for being in the decoy pub*

[Greedo Boy]

Silly Max...

[MXCABRINI]

*slaps himself for being in the decoy pub*

[Greedo Boy]

Stop that.

[MXCABRINI]

*stops*

[Plo Koon]

*Hacks into the Empire's computer and discovers that the imperal Empier is just a Hologram, but the Imperial Emperor is real*

[Greedo Boy]

Er... was real...

*Flips on the Holo Net, which shows the Emperor being shot down by Greedo Boy himself, who is then proclaimed Emperor of All the Universe!*

Yesss victorrry isss mine!!

[MXCABRINI]

not anymore

*cuts GB's head with his lightsaber*

[Greedo Boy]

*GB's head rolls over to Max and bites his shins.*

You forrrget, I am a lizssarrrd...!!

*Grows his head back.*

Now...

*Uses the Magical Mop of Morgoth to explode MX's innards into jelly.*

[Whitesaber]

*Puts Jelly in his sandwitch and eats* Tastes funny...

[MXCABRINI]

whitesaber explodes as Mxcabrini comes out from him.

[Whitesaber]

*All spiders in the Pub gather all the dust in the Pub to form Whitesaber #2*

Does anybody want a Ruby Bliels? I miss those...

[Greedo Boy]

*Wonders if everybody just saw what he just saw...*

Did you guys just see Whitey give birth to MX? 'Cos that's sure as hell what I saw!!

[Jay-Ton-Wan]

"AH ZOMBEYS" Starts shooting anything that moves.

[Greedo Boy]

What are you talking about now?

[Javen]

Originally posted by Jay-Ton-Wan@Jan 4 2005, 07:07 PM
From outside the Pub....

"OK LOOK WE CAN DO THIS THE EASY WAY OR THE HARD WAY! BUT RIGHT NOW WE'RE GOING FOR THE HARD WAY! GAS E'M BOYS!

over 12 storm Troopers fire 24 cans of Poison gas into the pub. then after about 15 secondes they fire some smoke bombs. Then about 37 stormtoorpers run into the pub and start randomly shooting anything that moves. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/trooper.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/trooper.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/trooper.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/trooper.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/trooper.gif
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*Bends down and picks up some dirt. Tips his hat to the troopers.*

I love the smell of Napalm in the morning.

[MXCABRINI]

*sits in a chair waiting for someone to kill him.

[BoHeDia]

*runs frantically around the pub gathering random bdy pieces to perform surgery on and ends up with a lot of funny looking mismathed bodies...*

"hy, i think i put halfof whitey and GB together, or is that one GB and MAX?"

[MXCABRINI]

*wonders where his arm is*

[Greedo Boy]

*Suddenly combusts into a massive fireball, killing every living thing within a 100 mile radius. Amazingly, the Pub is left untouched from the ravaging flames...*

[Javen]

Amazingly, also. My hotdogs got grilled perfectly. And I thank you.

[Greedo Boy]

*From some other dimension where people who spontaneously combust dwell.*

You're welcome...

[Rebel Astromech Droid]

*wakes up after remaining unconcious for several weeks*

Hey guys look at this:

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[Greedo Boy]

Yes, the new smilies are quite enjoyable. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/dance.gif

[Whitesaber]

They still didn't add my nose picking one, dammit. I WANT THE NOSE PICKING SMILEY!!! *Hops over the bar counter and accidentally triggers one of G-Boy's traps. The floor caves in and Whitesaber falls into the hole leading straight to hell...*

[BoHeDia]

i like this one...
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..but for real whitey do yu think i uld have one of these style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/beer.gif
as amatter of fact, can yougive everyone one, drink sare on me today...
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[flo fett]

*finds a rather weedy young man she's never seen before hiding at the back of the pub, puts a leash on him and parades him around the room poking him every now and then with a sharp stick.*

[Greedo Boy]

*Yells down into the pit.*

Actually, Whitey... that tunnel leads to the land of Virgin Twi'leks...









































NOT!!

[Jay-Ton-Wan]

Shoots MXCABRINI in the Head.

"Well thats it Im bord, im blasting us to obliben."

"sets thermel Detantor to exsploed, Kills everyone, Even myslef opps.

[Greedo Boy]

*Thinks to himself what a relief it is that Tae-Kwon-Do exploded himself in an alternate universe decoy Pub, rather than the real thing.*

[Jay-Ton-Wan]

OK NOW I'M MAD

"YEAH AND THE REST OF US TOO!"

An army of Jay-ton-wans Comefouth.

Die vile Scum!

[Whitesaber]

*Yawns* Like that hasn't happened before in the Pub. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wink.gif

*Climbs out of G-Boy's hell hole (mysteriously with lipstick on his collar) and calls to his command his army of slinkies* No clone can withstand the fury of the slinky.

*Has one slinky slip Flo a drink free of charge, since she's just so darn cute*

[stormtrooper9]

*Gathers the Stormtrooper9's stormtrooper New and inprovied army to help out Whitesaber* Muhahahahahahaha

[Javen]

Originally posted by Greedo Boy@Jan 6 2005, 05:47 PM
*Yells down into the pit.*

Actually, Whitey... that tunnel leads to the land of Virgin Twi'leks...









































NOT!!
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Stop stealing my word!

[Greedo Boy]

Stop using it so much!

*Throws a bottle of scotch at Javen in rage.*

[Javen]

*Catches it with mouth and eats the whole bottle.*

Hey, Jay Ton Wan. Heres glass in your eye!

[Greedo Boy]

*Shoots Jay-Ton-Wan in the knees.*

I just capped your caps... that's awesome!

[Javen]

Holy Cap!

[Greedo Boy]

*Wonders where all the good times have gone.*

[Javen]

We are the only regulars left in the universe.

[Greedo Boy]

I think you're right...

style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/pinch.gif

[Whitesaber]

Lies! *Caps G-Boy's caps and craps on his left over caps... say that three times fast*

[Greedo Boy]

*Looks down with pity at Whitesaber from Greedo Boy Heaven(^).*

(^)Current Population: 1,391

[Rebel Astromech Droid]

Originally posted by BoHeDia@Jan 6 2005, 02:47 PM
i like this one...
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I like these ones:

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[stormtrooper9]

Originally posted by Whitesaber@Jan 6 2005, 08:33 PM
Lies! *Caps G-Boy's caps and craps on his left over caps... say that three times fast*
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for($i = 0; $i < 3; $i++) {
echo "Caps G-Boy's caps and craps on his left over caps<BR>\n";
} style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue2.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin.gif

[Jay-Ton-Wan]

Yo Wolf-boy Im your Worst nightmare, you ASS is mine!

Takes out all kinds of Wepons ad Shoots the living day lights out of Whitesaber!

Marry X-mes you Fithy Animle (Shoots some more) And a Happy New Year! (Shoots once more)

[Rebel Astromech Droid]

PLease no violence or I will take your parking ticket and blow up your car. Hey whitie can I confiscate weapons at the door. I wanna be a valet parker and a bouncer. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/w00t.gif

[BoHeDia]

hey you guys, im a regular to, as a mat of fact, im the pub surgeon, and ive put each ofyou back together sos many times, im shockd you all could forget me....hey whitey, can we get a guest star in here one night, light you did in the first days of the pub...

[Jay-Ton-Wan]

DIE DIE LITTLE MAN!

Shoots BoHeDia and Blood spills everywhere.

[Javen]

*Sends in little vampires to clean the blood of BoHeDiA*

[Greedo Boy]

*Wonders if it would be worth it to make an Executive Decision by confiscating government property and using it to ban his enemy's arses.*

Trallum-Trallah,
The wold goes round and round...

*Gives Starra a tip... because... she is... Starra?*

[Jay-Ton-Wan]

"Well, good-bye Greedo Boy"

Jay-ton-wan Blasts Greedo Boy into a millon Peaceis.

[Greedo Boy]

*Tries to figure out where he mislaid his flaggon of Arcian Red.*

[Plo Koon]

*Suddenly an asteriod crashes down on the parking garage, destroying the area of impact (the middle of the God-forsacken place) and melting the rest of the structure, fortunately all the cars that were destroyed were loads of crap*

[Greedo Boy]

*From under the asteroid.*

Help, I went looking for my Arcian Red and this here 'roid has landed atop me.

A little help and I'd be much obliged.

[Plo Koon]

*The astroid jumps back into space, waiting for the next opportunity to strike*

[Greedo Boy]

*Brushes himself off.*

About time... though now I have to get a new flaggon. The 'roid squished my old one. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/crying.gif

[Jay-Ton-Wan]

Well, this was fun. Bartender Get 20 count'em, 20 TRIPLE MARTENIES,and a Jedi Brain Buster Sode, oh and 1 bowl of 90 alarm Chile!

[BoHeDia]

*after sugically putting himself backgether, bohedia ets backto thte bar*

"well well, looks like someone has finally stopped killin peopl..."

[MXCABRINI]

*takes the bullet out of his head, and drinks a beer*

[Ochy]

im bacccckkkkk!!!!!!......again.........and i was reading the most recent page and nobody can spell very well here can they?

[Greedo Boy]

It's really amazing how useful the Ignore User tool is...

*Sips his Arcian Red quietly in the corner and plots of ways to win chocolate poker chips...*

[Javen]

N obodie cann speli, huj? I thout we speld jus finne. And dhte ignorr bitten is callinghing me to.

[Plo Koon]

yea, thers nthig rog wit our spelig. we spel jus fin, in me opinin.

[Greedo Boy]

*Wonders what everybody else seems to be taking.*

What're you guys on, 'cause I want some of it!!

[Javen]

Plo you are back twice in a week!

[Greedo Boy]

It's a miracle...!!

*Toasts Javen on his new-found modhood.*

Tha' makes another'a one on me side!

[Plo Koon]

Originally posted by Greedo Boy@Jan 8 2005, 07:20 PM
*Wonders what everybody else seems to be taking.*

What're you guys on, 'cause I want some of it!!
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Just some good ol' deathsticks.

[Greedo Boy]

I should have known...

*Drags Darthy's forgotten corpse out of the rafters (who knows how he died and how his body ended up up there...) and extracts several deathsticks from his pocket, along with a wallet containing 13 pounds and 4 pence... not to mention a fold out Playboy!!*

[Javen]

*Toasts self then gets knoked out by own self*

[Greedo Boy]

*Takes a bite of Javen.*

Mmm... cripsy!

*Spreads some butter on his hand and takes another bite.*

Better yet!!

[Javen]

My hand feels like it's gone. It is! I'l eat my other hand.

[Greedo Boy]

A platinum idea!

*Pulls out a fork and knife and goes to work on Javen's thigh.*

M-mm, tastes like chicken!

*Is suddenly reminded of the "Love that chicken at Popeye's" line...*

Whoa, that's a trippin' experience...

[Javen]

Hey, wait a minute. I'm...I'm becoming extinct.

[Greedo Boy]

Don't worry, in the Pub, extinct becomes you!

[Javen]

whatever...*looks in extinct book and finds Javen is the last of his kind*

[Greedo Boy]

Don't worry, I'm the last of my kind, too...

Although, I do rebirth after every time I die...

*Shrugs casually and returns to his Arcian Red.*

[Saranac]

*orders a shot o' rubbing alcohol straight*

[Javen]

Be careful Saranac*strikes amatch*

That stuff is flamable * throws it on Saranaac*

[Greedo Boy]

*Accidentally walks in front of Saranac and spontaneously bursts into flames as the match strikes his Grease Jacket.*

Noooo, I paid 20$ for that jacket!!

*Dies.*

[Rebel Astromech Droid]

*hugs* GB's dead body. THanks for the tip buddy! style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/holosid.gif *kills Saranac to avenge GB's death* style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/artoo.gif

[Greedo Boy]

*Goes off to Greedo Boy Heaven(^).*

^Current Population: 1,392

[flo fett]

Originally posted by Whitesaber@Jan 7 2005, 12:11 AM
*Has one slinky slip Flo a drink free of charge, since she's just so darn cute*
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Huzzah!!!

Originally posted by Greedo Boy@Jan 9 2005, 12:23 AM
*Toasts Javen on his new-found modhood.*
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Huzzah!!!

*is upholstered in a chintz material when a freak tornado rips through the pub briefly*

[Darth Morder]

Originally posted by flo fett@Jan 11 2005, 07:43 AM
*is upholstered in a chintz material when a freak tornado rips through the pub briefly*
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Have you been into the Refried beans again Greedo Boy? style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/rofl.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue2.gif

[Jay-Ton-Wan]

DIE YOU BLOODY BASTERDS!!!!!

* SHOOTS EVERYONE AND THEN THEIR IS BLOOD, GUTS, AND DEAD NAKED POEPLE EVERYWHERE.

[Greedo Boy]

Originally posted by Darth Morder+Jan 10 2005, 05:19 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Darth Morder @ Jan 10 2005, 05:19 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-flo fett@Jan 11 2005, 07:43 AM
*is upholstered in a chintz material when a freak tornado rips through the pub briefly*
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Have you been into the Refried beans again Greedo Boy? style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/rofl.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue2.gif
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*fFrom somewhere in Greedo Boy Heaven(^).*

Dead people don't eat refried beans.



(^Current Population: 1,392 and rising...)

[Plo Koon]

Originally posted by Jay-Ton-Wan@Jan 10 2005, 05:51 PM
DIE YOU BLOODY BASTERDS!!!!!

* SHOOTS EVERYONE AND THEN THEIR IS BLOOD, GUTS, AND DEAD NAKED POEPLE EVERYWHERE.
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What the FREAK!?!?

[maddog62]

OK Terrific!

[Greedo Boy]

*Comes back to life out of a flower pot.*

Who wants a beer? style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif

[Javen]

Puts a dead bird in the flower pot.

[Greedo Boy]

*Watches sadly as the flower pot explodes in a mass of blood, bones, soil, petals, and feathers...*

She was like a father to me...

[maddog62]

Can I get a Hiney?

[Greedo Boy]

What's it made of, neighbor?

[Javen]

That flower was way to pretty. It needed something dead with it.

[Greedo Boy]

But did you need to make it... quite so dead??

[maddog62]

Originally posted by Greedo Boy@Jan 11 2005, 01:40 AM
What's it made of, neighbor?
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Small children and toads. Just kidding a Heineken.

[Greedo Boy]

Oh, I think we got some 'o that... somewhere...

*Hurries off to the Back Rooms. Several minutes later, the sound of furious brewing can be heard.*

[Rebel Astromech Droid]

I feel like dancing. *dances arround* Everybody loves me. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/hehe.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/victory.gif

[Rebel Astromech Droid]

Falls down and is knocked unconcious by a beer bottle lying arround.

[Greedo Boy]

Do they now?

I sure wasn't informed of this sudden... unchange... of events...

[Rebel Astromech Droid]

huh? YOu didn't think everyone loved me? WHAT?

[Javen]

That was...random. Knocked out by a ...*gets hits by a random beer bottle*

[Greedo Boy]

Originally posted by Rebel Astromech Droid@Jan 10 2005, 09:10 PM
huh? YOu didn't think everyone loved me? WHAT?
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Keyword: unchange.

[Rebel Astromech Droid]

all these beer bottles are quite hazardous

[Greedo Boy]

Not to mention they're making me thirsty... for... pretzels??

[Rebel Astromech Droid]

Originally posted by Greedo Boy+Jan 10 2005, 09:12 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Greedo Boy @ Jan 10 2005, 09:12 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-Rebel Astromech Droid@Jan 10 2005, 09:10 PM
huh?* YOu didn't think everyone loved me?* WHAT?
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Keyword: unchange.
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I was refering to your question <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE</div><div class='quotemain'>Do they now?[/b][/quote]

[Rebel Astromech Droid]

I like pretzels but not beer.

[Greedo Boy]

Nor do I.

Though a nice Sprite would be good 'bout now...

[Rebel Astromech Droid]

I'm not allowed to have sprite. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/sad.gif

[Rebel Astromech Droid]

Could I have some spring water from the french alps?

[Greedo Boy]

We dont' cater from their kind.

[MXCABRINI]

*dies eating a peanut*

[Whitesaber]

Does anyone know why I am the way I am? *Slaps G-Boy* That's why.

[Greedo Boy]

I didn't make you. Get mad at Mrs. Faz for that, you oughtta...

*Esplodiclates into a blinding flash of black light.*

Hmm... I'm back in Greedo Boy Heaven again. No surprise there...

[Whitesaber]

You lie! *Sends G-b0y down to Greedo Boy Hell, which ironically looks the same as Greedo Boy Heaven*

[maddog62]

Can I get a 7&7?

[Greedo Boy]

*From somewhere down in Greedo Boy Hell...*

Sorry, mate... we're all out.

[Javen]

The thing is is that the 7 is on vaction but, you can have some &7

[Greedo Boy]

What about Up? style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/innocent.gif

[Javen]

Up is ^ that way.

[Greedo Boy]

Too true.

How high is Up though, do you know?
Or is it all just a show...

[Saranac]

It's about a 10-15 minutes of smoking style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/huh.gif

[Rebel Astromech Droid]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE</div><div class='quotemain'>We dont' cater from their kind. [/b][/quote]

style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/huh.gif Why?!?!?!

[stormtrooper9]

Summgles in some spring water from the french alps from RAD *Gives the spring water from the french alps to RAD* there

[Javen]

Originally posted by Greedo Boy@Jan 11 2005, 08:54 PM
Too true.

How high is Up though, do you know?
Or is it all just a show...
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How high is up depends on how high you go up. I'm not making this UP, really. There is no way.

[Rebel Astromech Droid]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE</div><div class='quotemain'>Summgles in some spring water from the french alps from RAD *Gives the spring water from the french alps to RAD* there [/b][/quote]

style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin.gif Thank you! *hugs* :hugs:

[Darth Morder]

Hands Whitey a recipe for Abyssal Fire Juice.

3 shots of Vodka
2 part Abyssal Lava
2 shots of Gin
Lime Juice
Garnish with black pepper corns



<span style="font-size:12pt;line-height:100%"><span style="color:red"> THEY'RE HOT AS HELL </span></span> style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue2.gif

[Rebel Astromech Droid]

really? I don't drink alcohol anymore.

[Rebel Astromech Droid]

*sips water from french alps* Mmmm mmm good! style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin.gif

[Greedo Boy]

Originally posted by stormtrooper9@Jan 11 2005, 10:00 PM
Summgles in some spring water from the french alps from RAD *Gives the spring water from the french alps to RAD* there
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Define "summgles"...

*Gets impatient and just shoots him in the FACE... with a water pistol... filled with soda... grape soda...*

Well dang, now I'm thirsty for some Grape Soda...

*Raids the nearest convenience store with manic glee.*

[Whitesaber]

*Summgles Starra* Hehe... style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/blush.gif

*Takes Stormtrooper9 down to the torture chamber for reasons he doesn't even know... to apply tickle torture... style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/happydance.gif *

[flo fett]

*cries mournfully into the night*

[stormtrooper9]

Originally posted by Whitesaber@Jan 12 2005, 08:59 AM
*Summgles Starra* Hehe... style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/blush.gif

*Takes Stormtrooper9 down to the torture chamber for reasons he doesn't even know... to apply tickle torture... style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/happydance.gif *
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style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/rofl.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/rofl.gif *Looks for way to get out*

[Darth Darthy]

*Hands Flo a tissue*

Sorry if that's a bit sticky...

*Sips beer while waiting for someone to kill GBoy again*.

[Rebel Astromech Droid]

Originally posted by Whitesaber@Jan 12 2005, 08:59 AM
*Summgles Starra* Hehe... style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/blush.gif

Ahhhh!!!! I'm being summgled! What exactly is goin on I don't know cause I still haven't figured what summgled means! style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/huh.gif

[Mystic]

It's in the dictionary

[Rebel Astromech Droid]

I just checked dictionary.com. It is so not there! style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif

[Greedo Boy]

Perhaps it is hiding... style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/scratchchin.gif

[flo fett]

Originally posted by Darth Darthy@Jan 12 2005, 09:44 PM
*Hands Flo a tissue*

Sorry if that's a bit sticky...

*Sips beer while waiting for someone to kill GBoy again*.
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Thanks sweetie *looks at tissue dubiously*
I feel better already. Now who's gonna buy me a pint of heavy and maybe get me cheese n chips on the way home? Eh?

[Greedo Boy]

*Whips the aforementioned goods out of his cloak and hands them to Flo.*

At yer serviceness, yer Ladyship.

[flo fett]

I feel so special. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/happy.gif

*sits back with her pint of heavy and enjoys the view*

Ahhh bliss. grand pub this, feels just like a second home.

[Greedo Boy]

*Snaps his fingers, instantly filling one of the back rooms with Flo's apartment.*

Yeh like it, yer Ladyship?

[Rebel Astromech Droid]

Originally posted by Greedo Boy@Jan 12 2005, 05:43 PM
Perhaps it is hiding... style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/scratchchin.gif
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[Greedo Boy]

This isn't Merit, is it?

[flo fett]

Originally posted by Greedo Boy@Jan 12 2005, 11:56 PM
*Snaps his fingers, instantly filling one of the back rooms with Flo's apartment.*

Yeh like it, yer Ladyship?
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WHOO HOO!! Now Whitey's sheets need never be defiled again!

[Greedo Boy]

*Double snaps his fingers, instantly conjuring at Heavy Duty Washing Machine in a closet just adjacent to the bedroom.*

Me thinks that should do for a pickled bit, yer Ladyship?

[flo fett]

I am content. Thank you.

*has another pint and a vodka while she waits for her darkside beau to come try out their new rooms*

[Greedo Boy]

*Saunters over to his favorite corner boothe, burns the innocent patron occupying it to a pattern of glowing embers floating to the ground, and bides his time with a flaggon of Arcian Red and a good Terry Pratchett book.*

[Rebel Astromech Droid]

Originally posted by Greedo Boy@Jan 12 2005, 07:03 PM
This isn't Merit, is it?
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No it's me, but you spelled it wrong. It's Merritt. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue2.gif

[Greedo Boy]

I spelled it wrong on purpose. I had fun harassing him though.

[Javen]

*Sweeps Flo off her feet for a new and fresh encounter.*

I have ice cream! Ice cream for everyone.

[Greedo Boy]

*Looks at Javen's belt suspiciously.*

What kind of Ice Cream...?

[flo fett]

WHOO HOOOOOOO!!!!!

[MXCABRINI]

Can i have some hot ice cream please?

[Greedo Boy]

That's disgusting!

You should be ashamed of yourself.

[MXCABRINI]

your right.

*hits himself with a chair*

[Greedo Boy]

*Looks on for several moments and then moves in enthusiastically to help.*

Here, let me...

[Rebel Astromech Droid]

Originally posted by Greedo Boy@Jan 12 2005, 08:09 PM
I spelled it wrong on purpose. I had fun harassing him though.
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I like harassing him too. Actually I hate him. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/banghead.gif

[Greedo Boy]

Don't we all...

*Returns to his Arcian Red, sipping it thoughtfully while thinking of ways to tame monkeys to his bidding...*

[Rebel Astromech Droid]

style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/w00t.gif Wow!

Hey can I have some more spring water from the french alps?

[Javen]

The french alps have been blown up, sorry.

[Rebel Astromech Droid]

Now about spring water from sweeden?

[Greedo Boy]

But you can try some of my Arcian Red...

*Profers it politely.*

[Rebel Astromech Droid]

What's arcian red?

[Greedo Boy]

A type of wine...

[Javen]

Sweeden has sunk down in cheese.

[Rebel Astromech Droid]

Can I have tap water?

[Greedo Boy]

What?? When did this happen? Why was I not told!?

*Dies from the excitement of it all.*

[Rebel Astromech Droid]

style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/huh.gif *faints*

[Javen]

Originally posted by Rebel Astromech Droid@Jan 12 2005, 09:29 PM
Can I have tap water?
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*Taps the water. It taps back a secret code*

It says you may have one drop. But it suggests you drink some rain water. But the Pub is in a no rain zone.

[Greedo Boy]

*Comes back to life somewhere in Sweden.*

CHEESE, WONDERFUL GOOEY CHEESE!!!

[Rebel Astromech Droid]

*cries while in an unconcious state* I'm thirsty!

[MXCABRINI]

*falls with his face bleeding after hitting himself too much*

[Greedo Boy]

*Uses his magic to conjure pure spring water for Starra and then returns to the Glory of Cheese.*

[MXCABRINI]

*smells cheese and stands up*

Neeeeeeeed cheeeeeseeeeee

[Rebel Astromech Droid]

Smells water and wakes up! Mmm pure spring water! You can really taste the sweeden! Mmmm mmmm good! Thanks GB!