Lando's Not a System, He's a Man Baby!

[Handothrawn]

This is a game where you take SW quotes and give them an Austin Powers twist.


"Lando's not a system, he's a man baby!"

[Winston_Sith]

"Oh, behave... You are part of the Rebel Alliance and a traitor, baby! Take her away."

[Handothrawn]

"But Master Luke! What Mojo?"
- C-3PO

[Handothrawn]

"Its against my programming to impersonate a swinger, baby."

[Tovor]

**Mod Interruption**

This thread is a groovy idea, handothrawn baby, but there is another pre-existing thread with the exact same title, albiet a different style of quote game.
We just can't have 2 threads called Star Wars Quote Game, even with different subtitles, so you know what I'm going to say don't ya dude? *This title's gonna hafta be renamed. *Why don't you think up a cool Austin Powers-oriented statement mixed in with a known SW quote? *Let me know what you come up with and I'll make the magic happen, alrighty?

BTW, I think your signature is hilarious. It sounds like something Officer Wiggims from The Simpsons would say.

[Winston_Sith]

THIS IS WAY TOO OBVIOUS:

Padme: Don't look at me like that.
Anakin: Why?
Padme: It makes me horny, baby!
Anakin: (smiling) Sorry, M'lady...

[Handothrawn]

Are we the only Austin Powers fans on the boards? Tov I sent you a new title, and feel free to change it if you want, and glad you like the sig, and it is Cheif Wiggum.

Sorry I can't help it...But this is right up Austin's Alley

"Use the Schwartz Luke."

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[Tovor]

My work is done handothrawn. Take it away.

[Handothrawn]

Thanks, Tov.

"Judge me by my size do you? And where you should not, for my ally is the mojo, baby."

"No, your Highness, we will discuss the location, of the Psychadelic Pusycat's Swinger's Club, baby."

Some one other than me, Winston, and Tovor, PLEASE POST, I don't want another dead thread, hey that rhymes.

[obi1kenobi]

Anticipating Ep. III:

Mace Windu: "I put the "Die" in Jedi, Baby!" style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif

[obi1kenobi]

Obi Wan to Arena beast:

"Do I make you hungry, baby, do I? Do I look like candy? Oh behave!"

[Tovor]

Yoda: *"Your inhibitions, you will not need them, baby."
Lucille: "What's in there?"
* * * * *"Only what you crave, baby."

"Your overconfidence is your weakness, Austin."
"Your resistance to my sexiness is yours, baby."

"Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?"
"What I lack in size, baby, I make up for in sexiness!"

Gunray: "But lord Evil, it is impossible to eat all of this food. *The extent of it is too far out of range."
"Not for a Pigg. *This is my apprentice, Fat *******. *He will eat your unfinished dinners."

"Her resistance to my mojo is considerable. It will be some time before we can extract any willingness from her."
"Inseminate her, immediately!"

[Kit]

Obi-Wan Kenobi: That's no moon... this is a moon, baby!

Palpatine: Take it! Strike me down with your weapon!
Luke: Only sailors use weapons, baby!

[Handothrawn]

"I am a sexy Beast! Like my father before me."

[Handothrawn]

"Then why are you following me? Afraid I'd leave without a farewell shag?"

[BL-17]

"I'd just as soon shag a Wookie, baby, yeah!"

[Darth Whaler]

"If I could have just one thing...it would be frickin' volunteers for a grand army of the republic. Now, my colleagues inform me that this is not possible. What do we have?"

"Clones."

"...riiiight."

"They are genetically altered clones."

"Are they ill-tempered?"

"Absolutely."

"Well, that's a start."

(I don't know Austin Powers movies that well but I tried!)

[Winston_Sith]

Darth Vader: Obi-Wan never told you who your daddy was, baby.
Lucy Skywalker: He told me enough. He told me you killed him.
Darth Vader: No, baby, I'm your daddy!
Lucy Skywalker: Grrrrrr! Oh, behave!

[Darth Vegas]

"Help me take this mask off, so for once I may look on you with my own eyes. Now give your father a hug".

"I haven't seen you my whole life, and you come back and just expect a relationship. I hate you"!!!!!!!!!

"Come on, pronto".

"No, I'm not giving you a hug".

"Don't look at me like I'm freakin' Frankenstein, give your father a hug".

[Darth Vegas]

Leia- "He's my brother".

Han- "So, shall we shag now, or shag later"?

[Angel Starmaster]

Leia; "Don't- My hands are dirty."

Han; "Don't worry, Mama,...Things won't get weird."
(Que the music)

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Yoda; (on Deathbed) "Luke,...there...is...an-..-oth-...er...and I'm spent!"

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Palpy; "Activate the 'Laser', and...Mini-Maul? Mini-Maul? Now where'd he get to? Will somebody put a frickin' bell on him?"

[Darth Vegas]

"Please allow myself to introduce, ahh, myself. I am Han Solo, Captain of the Millenium Falcon, Chewie here tells me your looking for passage to the Alderaan system".



On Hoth, just after Lukes confrontation with the Wampa:
"You will go to 1969".

"1969"?

"There you will learn how to shag from Yoda, the Jedi Master who intructed me".

[Darth Vegas]

If Episode 1, was to be remade, Austin Powers style, it would be called:

DARTH SIDIOUS: INTERGALACTIC MAN OF MYSTERY

[Darth Vegas]

"Look I'll I ask for is to have frickin' Rancor with frickin' laserbeams attached to their heads".

"I'm sorry sir, over the past 30 years Rancor have become an endangered species. It would have taken years to clear up the red tape".

"What do we have".

"Womp rats".

"RRrrrriiaaaght".

[Handothrawn]

"Well Leia I've been frozen for like three years, i gotta make sure my bits and pieces still work. My hydrospanner, my wedding blaster! Now, do we shag now, or do you like to wash up first, you know sort of top and tails."
-Han after escaping from Jabba

[Darth Vegas]

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"Look she's not gonna go for this. If this plan doesn't work were gonna have to get out of here pretty fast".

Chewie- ("Gereraaaaaaaahhha".)

"I don't know shag casual".

[Darth Drew]

Rancor: I'm gonna eat you!

[Handothrawn]

I just was watching TPM and when Anikan is saving Jar Jar from Sebulba, Sebulba says "dompely nokie, bowonta shag dobilynook." or something to that extent, Sebulba said shag. Yeah, hmmm, not very pertaining to the topic is it? :look:

[Darth Vegas]

Jabba concerning Yoda-

"Wait a minute, he kinda looks like a baby".

[Handothrawn]

"Mos Eisley Cantina's Dewback ribs!"

[Handothrawn]

"Could someone please help me? I seem to have been thrown down the reactor shaft. I am still alive but very badly burned. If you could just toss down a band-aid, or some anti-wrinkle cream. What? No one. Well I'll try to crawl out on my own, but as i said, I and ver badly burned. Oh, here comes an X-wing and one of those good ol' Correllian Yt-1300s if I'm not mistaken."

That was the Emperor by the way.

[Handothrawn]

"Who would of thought Jar Jar was gay? I mean little girls loved him, man."

OK, this thread is dead, and that rhymes and you know it rhymes, go on, admit it.

[Darth Vegas]

I don't want the thread to die, but I can't think of anything.

I made a cool pick of Dr. Evils head replacing Anakin's in ROTJ, but I can't figure out how to get it on here.

[Handothrawn]

Well, if you want it to live it will!

And try the attachment feature under your typing box, when you reply again.


"Leia's not your sister, she's a man, baby."

[STar war spUNK]

haha i don't want this to die, but i can't think of any.

[Jeianni]

"That's no moon, that's a space station."

"Yes, we knew all along sadly..."

[BlueSaber]

"You may fire the 'lazer' when ready."

The thread is dead? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BABY!!!!

[Darth Vegas]

Here it is -


"Don't look at me like I'm freekin' Frankenstein, give your father a hug"!!!

[BlueSaber]

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[Darth Vegas]

"Luke, Luke".

"Ben"?!

"You will go to the Shagobah system".

"Shagobah system"?

"There you will learn from Yoda, the Jedi Master who instructed me".

[Darth Vegas]

"Mr. Vader".

"That's Darth Vader, I didn't go through Sith training to be called Mr., thank you very much".

[Handothrawn]

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LOL! Agent Bond.

Maybe this thread hasn't died on us.

[Darth Vegas]

"Send a dispatchment down to retrieve it, there will be no one to stop us this time, I've got his mojo".

[Lonesabre]

O 'B'ehave Kenobi!?!

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[Handothrawn]

We have a new enemy. Luke Skywalker, he's the stormtrooper to my Ewok. Or my Ewok to my Stormptrooper. Either way its bad, I don't know animals.

[Darth Vegas]

New pic is in the works, stay tuned......... style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif

[Darth Vegas]

Biggs to General Dodona at the Rebel brirefing room...

"Woop ti doo, what does it all mean General Dodona"?

[Handothrawn]

Any Stormtrooper from the OT firing at Luke.

"Run from the mean Wampa, burrow, you're a TaunTaun, it's all you've got, because the Wampa does have sharp teeth capable of biting."

[Darth Vegas]

Keep the thread alive my friend. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif

[Darth Vegas]

Obi-Wan after he kills Maul..........

"He always ask his mother to cut his sandwiches down the middle."

"It's a shame that he had to break in two, but it wasn't his fault."

[Handothrawn]

"It is sad, he was half of the Sith order, after all.

[Darth Vegas]

"I bet he didn't like half and half in his coffee."

[Handothrawn]

That wasn't expected, he just fell all to pieces during a moment of stress.