View Full Version : Things That Lead to the Dark Side
Rogue_0009
08-08-2002, 10:21 AM
We all know fear leads to anger, anger leads to hate and hate leads to suffering but what else leads to the dark side
like annoying used car salesmen on television or back hair
Obi-Stu
08-08-2002, 10:28 AM
Traffic jams and slow computers...
Darth Arraics
08-08-2002, 11:10 AM
Your padawan's never going too sleep!!
AlanRJ
08-08-2002, 05:40 PM
incompetent drivers
bodhisattva yoda
08-08-2002, 06:55 PM
television.
JediBendu
08-08-2002, 07:13 PM
people who walk slow on the sidewalk
People who give you the finger for fun. Oh wait that's me ;)
Saranac
08-08-2002, 09:29 PM
Perhaps if you were born and your father was a Sith and he raised you.
But then you could just run away and be a Jedi, or a Bounty Hunter.
Darth Darthy
08-08-2002, 09:39 PM
Walking around wondering what that smell is, looking down at your shoe to relize you've just stepped in a corn encrusted dog turd. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wacko.gif
boy bands?
Harry F. Byrd Middle School (somebody in the world has to know what I'm talking about there)
Winston_Sith
08-09-2002, 05:18 AM
Originally posted by Kit@Aug. 09 2002 - 01:28
boy bands?
Harry F. Byrd Middle School (somebody in the world has to know what I'm talking about there)
Fine chicks - mostly white chicks, such as Pamela "whitehorse" Anderson, before she got Hep... but it's disturbing no matter what race the fine chick happens to be - who say things like "It's da bomb," or some other ghetto slang just because they think it makes them sound cool.; it doesn't.
MAJOR TURN-OFF.
"I HATE THEM."
Needless to say, I'm about as close to turning as Anakin... style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wacko.gif
P.S. Kid Rock can have Pams' hep-ass... oh, and did I say anything about my disdain for super-models who hook up with butt-ugly rockstars? No?
Darth Whaler
08-09-2002, 02:12 PM
I'd say jealousy.
Winston_Sith
08-10-2002, 04:33 AM
Originally posted by Darth Whaler@Aug. 09 2002 - 13:12
I'd say jealousy.
Well, duh!?!?!
:roll:
Obi-Stu
08-12-2002, 03:46 AM
Your padawan's never going too sleep!!
Amen to that....
obi1kenobi
08-13-2002, 11:24 AM
Too much time spent reading message boards style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wacko.gif
Darth Whaler
08-13-2002, 03:20 PM
Here's another one...walking downstairs after a restful night's sleep to find that one of your Labrador Retrievers, who is almost three years old and supposedly fully trained, has left you a large "present" on the floor. Boy did my dark side show. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/banghead.gif
Originally posted by Darth Whaler@Aug. 13 2002 - 14:20
Here's another one...walking downstairs after a restful night's sleep to find that one of your Labrador Retrievers, who is almost three years old and supposedly fully trained, has left you a large "present" on the floor. *Boy did my dark side show. * style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/banghead.gif
When I was very little that happend to my mom... I laughed at her then, and I laugh at her now-- and now there is you too :p
Clara
08-13-2002, 11:53 PM
One chocalate biscuit left, and your sister beats you too the packet. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/mad.gif
Obi-Stu
08-14-2002, 03:44 AM
Your sister beats you period.
Rogue_0009
08-14-2002, 11:00 AM
Sisters that dig their especialy long finger nails into you just cuz you don't act like their slave.
Darth Arraics
08-15-2002, 10:50 AM
If MLB goes on strike!! style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/banghead.gif
Phantomised Menace
08-15-2002, 05:57 PM
Monday mornings.... style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wacko.gif
And sometimes saturday and sunday mornings, if you happen to have hangover style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/sleeping.gif :banghead: :censored:
mornings.... just mornings
Wild_Huntress
08-16-2002, 05:13 PM
OK I've got several....
COmputers, Internet, WinMX, people slashing cables for fun and screwing up my Internet.
Then, at school, when you're running to your favorite class or your least fave class which you can't be late for b/c the teacher will get you with Force lightning, and you're almost late and you're going as fast as you can and then you get some really big person in front of you who starts walking at about a millimeter an hour and has to make you super late. Boy I just want to run those people through with my lightsaber. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/saber.gif *style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/banghead.gif Oh and I forgot to mention Jar Jar Speak.
Originally posted by Wild_Huntress@Aug. 16 2002 - 16:13
OK I've got several....
COmputers, Internet, WinMX, people slashing cables for fun and screwing up my Internet.
Then, at school, when you're running to your favorite class or your least fave class which you can't be late for b/c the teacher will get you with Force lightning, and you're almost late and you're going as fast as you can and then you get some really big person in front of you who starts walking at about a millimeter an hour and has to make you super late. Boy I just want to run those people through with my lightsaber. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/saber.gif *style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/banghead.gif Oh and I forgot to mention Jar Jar Speak.
Wow, force lightening! That's bad. The teachers at my old school (mentioned somewhere in the above) weren't strong enough in the Force for that. But they did like their lightsabers... a lot. (poor Jimmy :tears: )
Anyway, another annoying thing that can turn you. UPS notes saying they couldn't leave the package (that you've been waiting for) on the doorstep but they'll come by the next day (which is Monday if they left the note on a Friday) that really gets me.
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