The Ballad of the Star Wars Saga

[obi1kenobi]

I copied this from another thread, here is what we have so far, in order of posting (yes I edited it a little):

Anakin, Anakin, was so tall, Anakin Anakin had a great fall,
Vader, Vader, was so bad, Vader, Vader, was Luke's dad!
All of Luke's forces, and all of Han's men
Helped put the force back in balance again.

Leia became the palace dirty little girl, then she killed that mean old Hutt
Lando became an okay guy, then he blew the new Death Star out of the sky
C3PO might have been gay, but Chewie fixed him up okay,
Padme had the cutest bum, (before she was Luke & Leia's Mum)

R2 revealed his rocket jets, Watto lost everything making bets
Shmi married a man called Cliegg, the sand people cut off his leg

Luke never did tell Uncle Owen, where him and the droids were goin'

Yoda lived in a slimy mud hole, Vader lived up to his role
He could throw his lightsaber at you,
But later they knocked down Palpy's statue

Palpatine had his force lightning, but young Darth Maul looked much more frightening
Maul had tattoos all over his face, he almost killed Ani when he won the pod race
Jar Jar Binks was really dumb, 3PO's parts were still out in the sun (sorry Tyranus :angel:)

To keep him focussed on the prize, Obi Wan fed Luke on lies
Luke did not know it when he kissed 'er, the princess was in fact his sister

[maddog62]

Luke secretly enjoyed the kiss, Later he watch her take a P style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/censored.gif ss. Luke was a dirty young guy. He even got a nober from a bothan spy.

[LordTyranus]

Originally posted by maddog62@Aug. 06 2002 - 11:19
Luke secretly enjoyed the kiss, Later he watch her take a P style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/censored.gif ss. Luke was a dirty young guy. He even got a nober from a bothan spy.
Now that is bad!
Lobot was a security drone, the Rancor often gnawed a bone
The Falcon was a piece of junk, Leia thought Han was a true hunk

[Obi-Stu]

The Rebels came to Endor one night, and had the Ewoks join the fight.

Palpatine thought that Luke was daft, till vader threw him down the shaft.

[maddog62]

Luke, you must be mindful of your feeling, Because they could be used to serve the Emperor's dealings.

[Tovor]

Guys, this is a cool thread, but there is already a SW song thread somewhere. Although, that one is more oriented toward transforming fan's lyrics into the form of existing recorded songs to get the same feel as the remembered music. Regardless, this definately belongs in either Communications or General Star Wars rather than Prequels, so General SW is where it is about to be trucked to. So climb aboard and follow it there. :grouphug:

[Winston_Sith]

Originally posted by obi1kenobi@Aug. 06 2002 - 11:04

This is so obvious it sort of sounds dumb:

Revenge was desired by Dark Lord Sidious, but his hate, in the end, would turn him quite hideous.

[Winston_Sith]

The Maker and Master of C-3PO,
Fell in love, and some say, acted a bit creepio.
His love owned R2, and she said "I love you",
And later a Reek killed a Nexu.

[LordTyranus]

Maul and Vader looked quite mean, Jedi Yoda was a nice shade of green style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/y.gif

[obi1kenobi]

Obi died after he taught Luke some tricks, then hung 'round as a ghost 'til episode six!

[Obi-Stu]

Obi-wan and Jango had a fight
on a cold and stormy night,
The bounty hunter wanted Obi dead,
but poor old Jango lost his head. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/hehe.gif

[maddog62]

the millenium falcon has many suprizes, In Ep3 the Empire uprises

[Winston_Sith]

On Tatooine, when his mother died,
Anakin slaughtered Tusken men,
Tusken women and children,
And probably even Tusken pets.

On Bespin, when Luke fought Darth Vader,
He was not a Jedi yet.

And when he found out who his father was,
And how much old Ben had lied, he cried.

[LordTyranus]

Senator Palpatine was a misleading guy, Jedi Luke must give his new tricks a try! style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/saber.gif

[Obi-Stu]

Just before Obi-wan was defeated,
Vader said the circle had been completed.

As the master Vader his weapon reared,
old Kenobi disapeared.
style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/scatter.gif :saber:

[LordTyranus]

Obi Wan likes to dismember in bars, Anakin and Amidala's theme was across the stars!

[Winston_Sith]

Bib Fortuna was a weak-minded fool, he broke Jabba's "No Jedi" rule.

Luke took after his father so much, Gamorean guards windpipes he almost crushed.

C-3P0 was a protocol droid, with him Jabba got very annoyed.

R2-D2 was a stout astromech, he survived when those other droids got blown to heck.

Jar Jar Binks was the clumsy Gungan they banished, to screw up the whole Galaxy he eventually managed.

The Emperor thought the Dark Side was stronger, Anakin proved he couldn't have been wronger.

Owen warned Luke about that crazy old wizard, Qui-Gon & Co. got caught in a sand blizzard.

[LordTyranus]

Owen and Beru got fried, about Luke's dad Obi Wan lied
Luke and friends almost got crushed, then Luke's training was very rushed
Porkins was blasted in an X-wing, Sy Snoodles sure could sing

[maddog62]

H to the Hizz A Star Wars the Tizz A

[LordTyranus]

Originally posted by maddog62@Aug. 14 2002 - 13:56
H to the Hizz A Star Wars the Tizz A
Hastarwarsta? Anyway...
The sarlac was a mean sand beast, Luke and friends nearly bacame an Ewok feast

[Winston_Sith]

It was interesting to see how, in Episode II,
The Chancellor's guards' robes changed to red from blue.

[LordTyranus]

Who is the phantom menace?The streets of Theed resemble Venice!
The menace is Darth Sidious, but the Jedi are completely oblivious

[Winston_Sith]

Originally posted by LordTyranus@Aug. 16 2002 - 01: 05
Who is the phantom menace?The streets of Theed resemble Venice!
The menace is Darth Sidious, but the Jedi are completely oblivious
Great!

Luke's father was the Ultimate Skywhiner,
But if Luke had a sister, he never would fin'er...

[LordTyranus]

Owen and Beru were moisture farmers, Anakin turned out to be a queen charmer!

[Winston_Sith]

The Separatists' forces were led by the evil Count Dooku,
While the Rebublic discovered an army of clones a'booku!

[LordTyranus]

Jaba was a rude host, Han Solo sure liked to boast.
Watto was a slimy slaver, for a while Luke was a sister craver!

[Darth Vegas]

Chewbacca stole the Imperial Walkaa.

[LordTyranus]

Originally posted by Agent Bond A.KA. TK-007@Aug. 21 2002 - 03:02
Chewbacca stole the Imperial Walkaa.
LOL okay that was funny! :roll:
Sebulba was a nasty racer, Han was a skilled spacer!