Jar Jar Does Quotes

[Miasmo]

Change quotes from the movies into Jar Jar spek.

No. I am your father.

"No ways, Lukie! Yousa daddio isa me!"


The chances of successfully navigating an asteroid field are approximately 3,720 to 1.

"Chances of flyin tru da space rocks widout gettin crunched bein muy much to one!"

[Jacen Solo]

"Please don't look at me like that."

"Ayiiiii!! Ayiiii!! No look, no yousa leeky!!"

[Darth Vegas]

"If yousa nottin bein turned den yousa gonna be destroyed bombad!"

[Greedo Boy]

Dear god no. The horror, the horror... style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/ohmy.gif

[Ka'Leh Cim]

Donna fail mi again, Bomba Admiral

[Darth Vegas]

Yousa maya fires whensa reddi boyo.

[Plo Koon]

"So be it... Jedi"

"Okeday... Jedi"

[Handothrawn]

Wesa be's robbed and crunched!

Oh wait, that was Jar Jar...nevermind.

[Obi-Stu]

I thought I could do this, but I give up...

[Saranac]

Whoever posted in this thread should be shot

[Darth Vegas]

Is yousa stirken me down, Isa gonna becom more pwwworerful than yousa possbwi imagins. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif

[Javen]

Originally posted by Saranac@Oct 31 2003, 03:00 PM
Whoever posted in this thread should be shot
But...didn't yusa postes in thesa thread? style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif

[MXCABRINI]

Originally posted by Javen+Oct 31 2003, 02:09 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Javen @ Oct 31 2003, 02:09 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'> <!--QuoteBegin-Saranac@Oct 31 2003, 03:00 PM
Whoever posted in this thread should be shot
But...didn't yusa postes in thesa thread? style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif [/b][/quote]
yes, but it's a bad post- no offense but i don't like because it's about jar jar

[Saranac]

Originally posted by Javen@Oct 31 2003, 06:09 PM
But...didn't yusa postes in thesa thread? style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif
To point out how this will lead to the Apocalypse!!

[YodaFett82]

Meesa finden yousa lack of faith disturbin'.

[Obi-Stu]

I have decided to shallow my pride and give this a try...


"Yousa getting in the shute now, flysa boy."

[Obidobi]

I'm a jedi...


Meesa jedi...

[Obi-Stu]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE</div><div class='quotemain'>Meesa jedi... [/b][/quote]

Soa be it, yousa Jedi

[goodwije]

These are not the Droids your looking for.



Thesea noi da droiden youza seeing for.

<span style="font-size:8pt;line-height:100%">great thread in my opinion, isnt SW supposed to be fun?</span>

[Obi-Stu]

"you can be a playn with yousa friends after yousa be doing yousa chores, okiday"

[Momin327]

"Going somewhere, Solo?"

Where are yousa goin', Solo?

[Obi-Stu]

Then, mesa being seiing yousa in hell.

[Miasmo]

No Lukie! Don't! Issa trap! Issa a bombad trap!!

TK-trooper man! Why yous no bein watchin at your post?

Deesa artoo droido got da berry bad motivators!

[Obi-Stu]

Well shuta mesa down...

[Momin327]

Meesa tinkin dissen asteroid is no entirely stable!

[Obi-Stu]

Da Force shall be with yousa for a long time now, okaday.

[Miasmo]

When meesa been leavin yousa, meesa only doin' da learnin'. Now mesa master. Meesa maxi-big da force.

[Momin327]

If yousa striken meesa down, meesa will get more bombad than yousa can tinken!

[James]

"Deysa tink mesa some kinda god!"
"What did you say to them?"
"Halo-daylee, mesa tinken!"

[Momin327]

Soon yousa will learnen to like meesa.

[James]

"Obi-One never told yousa what happened to da father, no?"
"Hesa told mysa dat yousa crunchen my father!"
"No! Mesa your father!"

[Miasmo]

My tinken yousa juss can't be bearin to lettin a pretty o ting liken me outta yousa site.

[Darth Vegas]

Bringin mesa mysa shuddle!

[Momin327]

De big Boss 'a comin here?

[Darth Vegas]

Atta last wesa gonna haves aresa revenge boyo!

[frootylupes]

meesa here to rescue you. meesa got
your R2 unit. meesa here with Ben
Kenobi

[Momin327]

This is it, boyos!

[frootylupes]

thats what meesas afraid of

[Momin327]

It'sa no good! I can no manuver!

[frootylupes]

meesa got a bombad feeling about this

[Momin327]

"De maxi-big Force is strong with dissen one!"

[frootylupes]

meesa full of bombad surprizes yousa sees

[Momin327]

"Yousa can fire when ready, okey-day?"

[frootylupes]

Weesa forbid it.

[Momin327]

"Meesa shall enjoy watchin' you die, okey-day?"

[frootylupes]

Meesa joints are almost frozen.

[Momin327]

"Wait! Meesa thought yousa was blind!"

[frootylupes]

Commander, yousa tear this ship apart until you've found bombad plans and bring meesa the Ambassador. Meesas wants her alive!

[James]

"Mesa love you."
"Yousa love me?? Mesa tinken wesa could not love, it could crunchen wesa."
"Mesa tinken wesa about to be crunched. Mesa love you, and before wesa cruchen mesa want yousa to know."

[frootylupes]

Wait, wassa's that? issa transport! Meesas saved!

[Momin327]

"Tank de gods! Thissen oil bath is gonna feel muy good!"

[Whitesaber]

"He's no good to me dead."

"Hesa no good to mesa robbed and crunched."

[Momin327]

"Meesa can no shaken him!"

[Darth Morder]

Meesa say yousa now diesa Skywalker

[Miasmo]

But dey be makin sheesa pasted!
Better sheesa den meesa!

[Momin327]

"Weesa doublin' our efforts!"

[Darth Morder]

Meesa Hopeso for yusa Commander I now big bosses not forgive like meesa

[Momin327]

"Now, young Skywalker. Yousa will be crunched!"

[Darth Morder]

Yousa fool young one only at da end does yousa understand meesa

[Momin327]

"Get de boomer! Use it on de deck!"

[Darth Morder]

Viceroy Meese no want dissa stunted slime in meesa looking again Oke-DAy?

[Momin327]

"Luke isa' no farmer, Owen. Heesa haven too much 'his father in hissen."

[Darth Morder]

Meesa no care bout asterroids Admiral meesa want da ship not wingin oke-day?

[Momin327]

"What are yousa doin' hidin' back in dere?"

[Darth Morder]

Yousa floped me too much Admiral so me crushen you Oke-Day?

[frootylupes]

meesas gonna regret this.

[Momin327]

"No more adventures, meesa not goin' that way!"

[frootylupes]

meesas lookiding for the handmaiden, Padme.

[Darth Morder]

Meesa think you found someone.

[Momin327]

"Weesa have powerful friends. Yousa goin' to regret this..."

[Darth Vegas]

Mesa ain't been ussen datsa name for a longo time!

[Darth Morder]

Soon yousa trust yousa feelings then yousa become uncrunchable.

[Momin327]

"Den meesa a Jedi!"

[Kapit]

when mesa left yousa, mesa was but da learner, now mesa da master!

[The Prism]

"Thatssin' is why yousa faillin'"

[The Prism]

"To dee forward bombad command center, takin' meesa!"

[Kapit]

yousa right about one ting masta. da negotiations were short

[Momin327]

"Meesa can no kill meesa own father!"

[Kapit]

da shroud of da dark side has fallen. begun, dissen clone war, has mesa tinks

[Momin327]

*Bump*

"Yousa were the Chosen one!"

[o8_jedi]

"We're going to go underwater now, ok? But I'm warning you, Gungans don't like outsiders so don't expect a warm welcome."

(What happens when Jar Jar reads his own lines, but I kid.)

"If yousa piken up one, watchen it!"

[Momin327]

"Yousa was destined to crunch the Sith, no joining them!"

[James]

My guds! Obi-Wan heesa wassen righten!! mesa no believin' what mesa hearin'!! Lil' Annie, yousa pounden and crunchen mysa heart!!