Flo's Stud Farm

[Master_Kinnon]

Of course we love you...what's not to love?

[Darill Cyllem]

Heh, you all love me really! :nahnah:
I know i do!

Of course we love you...what's not to love?
Took the words right out of my mouth.

[Sarah-Leia]

I have now voted!

Good girl, Flo.

Heh, you all love me really! :nahnah:

Andy, I heart you very much but you're still an idiot.

[empire21]

Andy, I heart you very much but you're still an idiot.

Burn of the month! :bow:

[Sarah-Leia]

Y ess..... worship me.

[Sarah-Leia]

MK and other girls, ladies, women, how can you guys be attracted to so many different people at once? Congrats, Flo. This thread is over 2,000 posts. Here's some Orandhite on Repeat to celebrate (hehehe, I aim to make "Chris" embarrassed).
Oh and a picture of Patrick Troughton as today he would be 88, and he's still adorable. Sorry. He was. *Sniff*.

[Orandhite]

Not cool.

[Tovor]

What's the name of that actor who plays Lex Luther on Smallville? I didn't realize he posts here. :thinking:

[Orandhite]

Michael Rosenbaum.









I don't really know why I'm helping you out though. :scratchchin:

[Tovor]

That's a good pic of you, you handsome bloke. I can see you having a shot with Kristen Kruek without a doubt. :ok:

[JackBauer24]

Tov's right. I'd give you a kiss or two on the dome...

[Master_Kinnon]

^ :laughing:

[JackBauer24]

My Aunt always claimed (between sips of a vodka and tonic) that bald men were lucky and that you should always rub their heads for good luck.

Explains her last three marriages.

[Jedi Master Harrison]

I'm pretty much the unluckiest person I know, so I don't think that is true! :laughing:

[Padme-Lily]

Don't give up, you'll be a lucky cow one day!

[Tovor]

I'm pretty much the unluckiest person I know, so I don't think that is true! :laughing:
You know me, and I'm unluckier. And bald. Pretty much disproves JB's drunk aunt's theory.

[Jedi Master Harrison]

Maybe we need more women to stroke our heads and make us luckier!

[Tovor]

You may be right JMH. You may be right. BTW, have you ever had your bald head rubbed by a woman? Ooooooh...it's like one big erogenous zone up there! Rubbing it with oil is even hotter. Even better is having sex with her at the same time, it definately adds to the experience. :drooly:

[Jedi Master Harrison]

Yeah, whenever I have what hair I do have cut to grade 1, women love feeling it - and it feels good! *Offers his head to the ladies in the stud farm*

[JackBauer24]

Yeah, whenever I have what hair I do have cut to grade 1, women love feeling it - and it feels good! *Offers his head to the ladies in the stud farm*

You know, I'm glad you said that. From time to time, I'll shave my head down to stubble and a surprising amount of women want to rub the freshly cut stubble.

Which is why I do it, of course.

[Darill Cyllem]

MK and other girls, ladies, women, how can you guys be attracted to so many different people at once?
Well, thinking someone is attractive is not quite the same as wanting to make that person your life partner. At least, not for me.

Tov's right. I'd give you a kiss or two on the dome...
Yes, for sure!

And yes, it is quite pleasant to feel a man's short hair cut. My honey keeps his hair very short. :superhappy:

[flo fett]

Well, thinking someone is attractive is not quite the same as wanting to make that person your life partner. At least, not for me.

Me too, I can find lots of different men very attractive but it doesn't mean that I necessarily want to be with any of them!

[Jedi Master Harrison]

Me too, I can find lots of different men very attractive but it doesn't mean that I necessarily want to be with any of them - apart from JMH!

Fixed. :superhappy:

[empire21]

Fixed. :superhappy:

I've influenced you well. :laughing:

[flo fett]

*shakes head*

Oh deary deary me...I see a BAN!!!! :laughing:

[Tovor]

Fess up gals, which of you had the sexy crush on this TV sex symbol?
Though if you didn't before, check out what he's packing.

[Master_Kinnon]

^

Sexy! :laughing:

[Sarah-Leia]

Fess up gals, which of you had the sexy crush on this TV sex symbol?
Though if you didn't before, check out what he's packing.

WoooooOOooo0000oooo! Squee, he's...

Eh.

Too much facial hair for my taste.

[flo fett]

My god, I never...ever...wanted to know what Alf was packing. *is traumatised*

[JackBauer24]

^ With that nose, was there really any question? :lol:

[Jedi Master Harrison]

With a nose like mine, if only that correlation was true! :laughing:

[Padme-Lily]

Well, I thought I'd put some real studs in, so

*Note these are not my personal choice they just come up*

[empire21]

Stud Undies. :rofl::rofl:

[Solo]

^^Nice. :laughing:

[Master_Kinnon]

LLAMAS!!!!!!!

[Sarah-Leia]

Well, I thought I'd put some real studs in, so

*Note these are not my personal choice they just come up*

Nice selection of studly hotness there, Chris. :)

[Padme-Lily]

Geez. I never knew people liked undies so much.

[Padme-Lily]

Have I put people off this thread?

[Sarah-Leia]

I suppose so. Post a pic of a kilted Jamie and they might come running back.

[Solo]

^Well, it seems you did.

[Darill Cyllem]

We often go on hiatus in this thread. *shrug* It's just a cycle - no worries, Lily.

At least we have Solo here! ^
:w00t:

[JackBauer24]

I think the ladies here need to specify what they find to be "hot" in a man. You know, what should we be looking for in posting?

[Darill Cyllem]

Well, speaking for myself... I could do with more pics of the GS gents....

[flo fett]

Me too!

[JackBauer24]

Okay, besides that...

[flo fett]

I find different things hot in different men...I'm not generally one for pretty boys though.

[Darill Cyllem]

^Yeah, same here.
In general, I tend to like the big, manly ones, i guess... if we're just talking about looks.

[flo fett]

I don't need them big and manly just so long as they're not too girly and beautiful. I'm not a huge fan of perfectly finished, polished men with perfect hair and a perfect smile and perfect muscles and...ugh. Too much...too much.

[Darill Cyllem]

^Yeah, i don't really go in for the "metrosexual" look, myself....
Though i do tend to appreciate the burlier types, i admit.

[flo fett]

Though i do tend to appreciate the burlier types, i admit.

O Rly?

[Darill Cyllem]

:w00t:
You're the best, Flo!
Sigh... i could almost watch that silly movie, just for Tem. :like:

On mute, of course :lol:

*swoons over the grumpy brow*

[Jedi Master Harrison]

I'm not a huge fan of perfectly finished, polished men with perfect hair and a perfect smile and perfect muscles and...ugh. Too much...too much.

Heh, you certainly know how to kick a bloke where it hurts, don't ya? It's not my fault I look perfect. :rofl:

[flo fett]

Yeah your perfect hair turns me right off Harrison. :laughing:

[flo fett]

:w00t:
You're the best, Flo!
Sigh... i could almost watch that silly movie, just for Tem. :like:

On mute, of course :lol:

*swoons over the grumpy brow*

Mmm grumpy brow... *licks screen*
I did watch that silly movie just for Tem
*is such a fangirl*

[Jedi Master Harrison]

Yeah your perfect hair turns me right off Harrison. :laughing:

:bop: I have lovely skin on my head and my hair feels lovely when it has been freshly shaved. :wink: :nahnah:

[Darill Cyllem]

Mmm grumpy brow... *licks screen*
I did watch that silly movie just for Tem
*is such a fangirl*
Was it bearable / worth it?
*considers*

:bop: I have lovely skin on my head and my hair feels lovely when it has been freshly shaved. :wink: :nahnah:
*volunteers to determine if this is actually true*

[Jedi Master Harrison]

Well, come to England in the summer and maybe you might just get that opportunity! :wink:

[flo fett]

Aww Andy you know I love your head, perfect hair or not. :laughing:

*strokes Andy's head*

[empire21]

Jack, don't even think of commenting on Flo's post above. :glare:

[Blizzard]

OMG, Jack is going to have a seizure if he can't comment on that!

I may enjoy looking at the long haired honeys, but I only date bald guys. They usually have hair in other places I can run my fingers through. :ohhlala:

Which one is sexier?...

[JackBauer24]

Jack, don't even think of commenting on Flo's post above. :glare:

Aw, why you gotta hate?

[Darill Cyllem]

Which one is sexier?...
Well, I am a sucker for a man in a suit, though the 2nd one gets points for being funny!

[empire21]

Well, I am a sucker for a man in a suit, though the 2nd one gets points for being funny!

It's the same guy. :P

[Darill Cyllem]

^Yep.
Blizzee did ask which one (photo) we prefer, though, so i was offering my preference on the photos....
:wink:

[Sarah-Leia]

I see you guys have been in here without me. :glare:

I expect compensation.

[Blizzard]

It's the same guy. :PDuh! :nahnah: I was asking if he was sexier without hair.

[Darill Cyllem]

I see you guys have been in here without me. :glare:

I expect compensation.

How about a cookie?
:cookie:
And you can page back through earlier pages, too! :hug:

[flo fett]

I see you guys have been in here without me. :glare:

I expect compensation.

How's this?

I think he looks especially lovely when he smiles...

[Master_Kinnon]

Ooh he's tasty

[Darill Cyllem]

How's this?

I think he looks especially lovely when he smiles...
That's better than a cookie!
:lol:

[Padme-Lily]

Ha.
She'll kill you for that, I've being saying that kind of stuff to her all week!

[flo fett]

Pfft! I think he's sexy anyway. :nahnah:

[Padme-Lily]

I think Sarah thinks he is but....

[flo fett]

...she's contrary and doesn't like to admit who she fancies. :wink:

[Padme-Lily]

I know, It's so difficult to get her to say who she likes, so I'm satisfied when I trick her in to saying "I'm not telling you who I like!" where she admits she likes someone!

[Sarah-Leia]

More talk behind my back?

Goodbye.

[Aayla Secura]

^ Don't feel tooo bad, Sarah. It's David Tennant's birthday today and I can't imagine what you and Lily have been saying behind my back. Eh?

[Sarah-Leia]

No, no. No.

[Padme-Lily]

Now, Hannah why would you think that?!

[Sarah-Leia]

How about a cookie?
:cookie:
And you can page back through earlier pages, too!

Is it a nice flavour, stolen from Hannah?

How's this?

I think he looks especially lovely when he smiles...

Floooo you can do better than that!

I look especially lovely when I smile but you didn't post a picture of me, did you?

That's better than a cookie!
:lol:

Many things are better than cookies.

Ooh he's tasty

Cookies are also tasty.

Ha.
She'll kill you for that, I've being saying that kind of stuff to her all week!

I could never kill Flo. She brings cookies.
Pfft! I think he's sexy anyway. :nahnah:

Cookies?

I think Sarah thinks he is but....

...but...

...she's contrary and doesn't like to admit who she fancies. :wink:

...

I'm not contary, I'm backward.

I know, It's so difficult to get her to say who she likes, so I'm satisfied when I trick her in to saying "I'm not telling you who I like!" where she admits she likes someone!

You're fourteen for Pink Small Cat's sake. You'd have to be hormonally deficient not to be attracted to at least someone.

^ Don't feel tooo bad, Sarah. It's David Tennant's birthday today and I can't imagine what you and Lily have been saying behind my back. Eh?

Give me your cookies.

Hey, what do you know, it's DAVID TENNANT'S BIRTHDAY.

Oh, my Hannah, you have been visually deprived of David, haven't you?

Well deprive yourself no more, because Davidmania returns!

Everybody else, please stay AWAY from the David. He's poisonous and deadly and spits when he's angry.

He really needs to get a bigger jacket. Squished-into-meh-clothes-couture is NOT for everyone.

What IS Hannah's logic in liking him!?!

[Padme-Lily]

Okay, stop this now, or I'll pull you in.

[flo fett]

Floooo you can do better than that!

I look especially lovely when I smile but you didn't post a picture of me, did you?

Better? Well I don't have any naked photos of the man you know!
and
I don't have a picture of you smiling do I?


*mutters*
Teenagers these days...never happy...

:laughing:

[Sarah-Leia]

I have nothing to say.

[Jedi Master Harrison]

I have nothing to say.

In other news, hell just froze over. :nahnah:

What IS Hannah's logic in liking him!?!

He's quirky, girls like quirky.

[empire21]

In other news, hell just froze over. :nahnah:

Bwuahahahaha. :rofl:

[Sarah-Leia]

In other news, hell just froze over. :nahnah:He's quirky, girls like quirky.
So I do have something to say. I don't want to see naked pictures, and if Flo had them, it'd be wrong.
Yeah, but David Tennant is just far too quirky.
Bwuahahahaha. :rofl:

Me = your Sith Grandmaster. Stop laughing.

[flo fett]

So I do have something to say. I don't want to see naked pictures, and if Flo had them, it'd be wrong.

Ha! If I had naked photos of him I wouldn't be sharing them with anyone, right or wrong! Bwahahahahahahaha!!!

[Padme-Lily]

... I don't know what to say, for once.

[Jedi Master Harrison]

In other news, hell just froze over.

:nahnah:

[flo fett]

Oi! Harrison! Leave 'em kids alone!

[Jedi Master Harrison]

Sorry Mum! But it's the truth! :crying:

Here's a pic of a man to make up for it.

[Sarah-Leia]

Ha! If I had naked photos of him I wouldn't be sharing them with anyone, right or wrong! Bwahahahahahahaha!!!

No, Flo. You'd be burning them, because that would be SICK.

... I don't know what to say, for once.

:blink: No witty one-liner, huh, Ching Hai? Well. Skirt.

:nahnah:

:whip:

Oi! Harrison! Leave 'em kids alone!

:hug:

Sorry Mum! But it's the truth!

Here's a pic of a man to make up for it.

That ddoes NOTHING to sway me.

[Padme-Lily]

:blink: No witty one-liner, huh, Ching Hai? Well. Skirt.


Tutu.

There, a witty one-liner from The Supreme Master Ching Hai

[Sarah-Leia]

You suck.

There, a witty one-liner from the Conqueror of Pants.

[Padme-Lily]

Ching Hai is most displeased by you.
You shall not be learning the ancient methods of the Masters soon.

[flo fett]

No, Flo. You'd be burning them, because that would be SICK.

Nakedness is sick? :blink:
I need to go home and rethink my life.


:laughing:

[Sarah-Leia]

Flo, nakedness is sick if it is the nakedness of someone you don't know and aren't intimately close to.

[Jedi Master Harrison]

Much to learn, you still have. :yoda:

[Sarah-Leia]

I know. Don't try and teach me.

[Raganork8]

Much to learn, you still have. :yoda:
:laughing:

Nakedness is great, especially when you don't have to wake up to it every day for the rest of your life! :w00t:

[Darill Cyllem]

Well done, Andy!

[Sarah-Leia]

^Yeah, I suppose waking up to nudity would be a little weird.

In other news,

"Ohh...

I

wish

I

could

raise...
http://www.galacticsenate.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=27807&stc=1&d=1208620555




...one eyebrow as opposed to two", says contrary Sarah. But nay, my eyebrows are too beloved of each other to move independently.

Ha! Got you all with promises of sexy wantings and all that :censored: but NO! Ha! Sarah strikes again!

[JackBauer24]

Flo, nakedness is sick if it is the nakedness of someone you don't know and aren't intimately close to.

:blink:

What planet did you come from?

[Padme-Lily]

^ She comes from 'House Land'

[Sarah-Leia]

I do not come from House Land and I have not seen someone naked.

[flo fett]

I do not come from House Land and I have not seen someone naked.
And a good thing too! You're too young to be seeing anyone naked.
*goes all mumsy*

[flo fett]

Felt like having another Tem moment

[Raganork8]

Well Flo thanks

I'll have a cigarette and go to sleep now.

[flo fett]

:laughing:
You're very welcome.

[Padme-Lily]

Okay.

[Sarah-Leia]

Well, I've seen a couple of people naked, but it was all innocent.

[Padme-Lily]

Sure...

[Sarah-Leia]

Are you saying that the time we took a bath together, a few years ago, we did something naughty?

[Padme-Lily]

^ Er, no but.... that sounds sick!

[Raganork8]

how could i get so much happiness and distress from one thread!!!

[Ripley]

I want to see Flo naked if that adds to the conversation any.

[Sarah-Leia]

^ Er, no but.... that sounds sick!

Exactly.

how could i get so much happiness and distress from one thread!!!

It's my presence.

I want to see Flo naked if that adds to the conversation any.

I suppose it does.

[Padme-Lily]

It's my presence.


Yeah, but it's not the happiness part!

[empire21]

I want to see Flo naked if that adds to the conversation any.:w00t:

[Sarah-Leia]

Yeah, but it's not the happiness part!

I can make people very happy.

[Raganork8]

my goodness where are the STUDS!!!


*dies*

[JackBauer24]

I want to see Flo naked if that adds to the conversation any.

:rockon::w00t:

Well, Flo?

[Sarah-Leia]

my goodness where are the STUDS!!!


*dies*

They're out for a feed in the field.

[Darill Cyllem]

Jet Li
:like:

Thanks for the Tem, Flo!

[empire21]

my goodness where are the STUDS!!!


*dies*

Right here! :wave:

[Raganork8]

Ahhhh


*watches*

[flo fett]

:rockon::w00t:

Well, Flo?
I do believe this is the Stud Farm young man.

[Raganork8]

Right here! :wave:

Well do something stud!

[Sarah-Leia]

I do believe this is the Stud Farm young man.

And you're so much more than a babe, Flo! Don't pose naked for their rival farm!

[flo fett]

And you're so much more than a babe, Flo! Don't pose naked for their rival farm!
Don't you worry sweetheart, it'd be a cold day in hell before I started putting naked pictures of myself on the internet.

If only for everyone elses sake.

[Raganork8]

You're killing 90% of the male population Flo!

Where will get our Studs from!?

[Padme-Lily]

Go to a grazing field, you may find the objects in particular.

[JackBauer24]

Don't you worry sweetheart, it'd be a cold day in hell before I started putting naked pictures of myself on the internet.

If only for everyone elses sake.

Okay, let's have it. The Babe Farm's waiting.

[leiaorgana]

^ Lol!

*prepares camera for Flo's arrival*

[empire21]

Okay, let's have it. The Babe Farm's waiting.


YES!! :yeah:

[flo fett]

Trust me, it's not all you think it's cracked up to be!
:laughing:

[Darill Cyllem]

And... right.
Stud Farm.
Back on topic:

[Blizzard]

It sure is tame in here compared to the boys' thread.

[Darill Cyllem]

Yeah, well... we have imaginations.... :wink:

[Raganork8]

Well you can sure more of a woman than you can a man...

That's not fair...

[Darill Cyllem]

^I'm not sure what exactly you think is unfair, but i'm almost certain i agree! :lol:

[Raganork8]

protest i'm going to find some ultra sexy man pictures now!

[flo fett]

It sure is tame in here compared to the boys' thread.
yeah that's cos sexy male celebs don't seem to do centre page spreads, or get the goods on show much.

*mutters darkly*

[Jedi Master Harrison]

^ Fortunately y'all have pics of Rolla to enjoy! :wink:

[Blizzard]

CatWomanJedi sent me a whole lot of naked Ewan McGregor once. I need to look for those. :)

[empire21]

LOL!

Blizzee has pics of Obi-Wans other lightsaber. :P

[Darill Cyllem]

yeah that's cos sexy male celebs don't seem to do centre page spreads, or get the goods on show much.

*mutters darkly*

Yeah, that's what i was agreeing with!

protest i'm going to find some ultra sexy man pictures now!
:w00t:

[Raganork8]

http://www.squarehippies.com/images/christensen/hayden_christensen1.jpg

http://gerritsverzameling.punt.nl/upload/beroemdheden/JUSTIN_TIMBERLAKE_naakt.jpg

[Blizzard]

Two of those links don't work. Why not post the pics?

[Raganork8]

Two of those links don't work. Why not post the pics?

do i have to save them on my comp...cause i don't want to...and they're working for me.

[Blizzard]

Naked Male Celebs (http://www.gossiprocks.com/forum/unsorted-hot-guys/celebrity-meat-sacks-page2-6489.html#post445989) (with spots).

[Blizzard]

I'll edit it tomorrow, Rag, if another mod doesn't first.

[Raganork8]

:hug:

[Raganork8]

I appreciate the studs Blizz; but, seeing Robin Williams naked has possibly made me a fan of the babe farm...

[Blizzard]

I'd date Robin anyday!!! :ohhlala:

[Sarah-Leia]

I appreciate the studs Blizz; but, seeing Robin Williams naked has possibly made me a fan of the babe farm...

:rofl:

Curiosity killed me; I clicked the link, but when the images didn't load straight away I just left. :laughing:

[Blizzard]

It's just a whole lot of crappy shots from movies that famous actors were naked in, but with the good parts blacked out.

Mmm Ewan!

[Sarah-Leia]

I know, I could read the text but the images didn't load. Anyway, my opinion...Ewww-an. :lol:

[Raganork8]

http://www.filmnadvd.com/img/foto_akter/ashton_kutcher_5.jpg

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y18/eden03/stat.jpg

http://www.flickr.com/photos/34973813@N00/190135371/

http://www.flickr.com/photos/francissullivan/1198178000/

http://www.flickr.com/photos/feastoffools/2231620133/

[Sarah-Leia]

Hmm...I see an A, and a Kutcher. Not clicking. :lol:

[Padme-Lily]

Ewww, It's Ew-ie!

[Ripley]

Ewan's one of those odd guys that looks way hotter with a beard. :love:

[flo fett]

Ewan's one of those odd guys that looks way hotter with a beard. :love:
I think that about Viggo Mortensen too, so much better with a beard.

[Sarah-Leia]

Well personally I think facial hair is...unflattering. :)

[Darill Cyllem]

I think that about Viggo Mortensen too, so much better with a beard.
And dark hair.

OK, really, i just like Aragorn better!
:lol:

[leiaorgana]

^ I agree about both Ewan and Viggo with beards :drooly:

[Darill Cyllem]

Ewan I'd take either way.
Or any way!
:wink:

[Blizzard]

I think I will start looking for some sexy Mark Hamill pictures... :lol:

[leiaorgana]

^ lol! not on my account :lick:

[Jedi Master Harrison]

Well, luckily for you ladies, I don't have much of a life and so I just googled 'Mark Hamill sexy pictures' and these are what I took off the first website that matched. :laughing: If this is sexy, well then, eh, whatever. :giveup:

[Padme-Lily]

Now, prepare to die!


:censored: :censored: :censored:

How could you?!

:censored:





P.S. Those are particulary ugly ones of him, whoever put those on the internet should be hanging by the neck now.

[Ripley]

Well personally I think facial hair is...unflattering. :)
Facial hair usually is, but Ewan is an exception. Henry Ian Cusick is an exception as well because Desmond's voice is a subliminal message for "have sex with me."

[Sarah-Leia]

I think I will start looking for some sexy Mark Hamill pictures... :lol:

^ lol! not on my account :lick:

Well, luckily for you ladies, I don't have much of a life and so I just googled 'Mark Hamill sexy pictures' and these are what I took off the first website that matched. :laughing: If this is sexy, well then, eh, whatever. :giveup:

DIE!!!!!!!!

[Jedi Master Harrison]

Looks like I still have it, I know how to please the ladies. :rofl:

[Sarah-Leia]

Out, Andy, or we will post a photo of you in here!

[Ripley]

Out, Andy, or we will post a photo of you in here!
Maybe the photo of him will please us? :drooly:

[Darill Cyllem]

^I'm sure that it would!

Speaking for myself, anyway....

And Hammill's not so bad; he's the model for the 70s nerd-stud genre, really.

[Sarah-Leia]

Hamill is terrible. That's all there is to it, you know where I stand on this.

Annnndy! Oh AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANDY! Ha! Ha! Ha! I've yoinked you straight out of the ugly farm and in here for our consideration!

Moo!:laughing::laughing::rofl::rofl:

[empire21]

:w00t::w00t::w00t::w00t:

[Sarah-Leia]

:w00t: :w00t: :w00t: :w00t:

I placed him in a field for cow-y effect.

[Jedi Master Harrison]

Well, at least you didn't put udders on me I suppose! :laughing:

[Sarah-Leia]

:rofl: Oh, just you wait!

[flo fett]

Ooh Sexy Moo man!

[Jedi Master Harrison]

You know you all want me! :rofl:

[Padme-Lily]

You?!

[Sarah-Leia]

Yeah, YOU!?

[empire21]

You?!

Yeah, YOU!?:rofl:

[Jedi Master Harrison]

:crying:

[Darill Cyllem]

Yay!
I love that pic! It's a good one :hugs:

Well, at least you didn't put udders on me I suppose! :laughing:
Studs don't have udders, dear!

[Sarah-Leia]

Dear Andy's not a stud, dear, he's a cow. I just forgot the udders. Didn't you know he's a cow? He's always been a little Moo-Cow.

[flo fett]

Yeah he is a moo cow but he's a sexy moo cow.

[Jedi Master Harrison]

I wish I had never told Flo of my love of cows! We have created a monster! Ok, I'm a big manly man and I just like women and beer and football and nothing else. :nahnah: And I'm very studly! :wink:

[Padme-Lily]

Oh, you left out something in the list, Moo!

Cows!

[Sarah-Leia]

I wish I had never told Flo of my love of cows! We have created a monster! Ok, I'm a big manly man and I just like women and beer and football and nothing else. :nahnah: And I'm very studly! :wink:

I knew it. A cow. A cow, he was, all along. What did I tell you?

IT'S GETTING BORING IN HERE!

[Padme-Lily]

Ha! If you look up 'Andy the Cow' or 'Andy is a Cow' or 'Andy the Cow Man' on google it comes up with stuff!

[leiaorgana]

I wish I had never told Flo of my love of cows! We have created a monster! Ok, I'm a big manly man and I just like women and beer and football and nothing else. :nahnah: And I'm very studly! :wink:
Ohh, I can totally see you sleeping with a stuffed cow! :laughing: no point in denying it now! :wink:

[Padme-Lily]

^ LOL! :rofl:

[JackBauer24]

Who's having sex with cows?! :blink:

[Jedi Master Harrison]

Ok, ok, so I have a stuffed cow, well in fact, more than one. And I have a cow cookie jar that moos when you lift it up and also a cow kettle. And my brother got me a cow shaped Easter egg. But I still prefer football and women and beer and I'm gonna prove to y'all that I'm a stud!

Famous last words.

[JackBauer24]

I'm gonna prove to y'all that I'm a stud!

By having sex with a cow?! :blink:

[Jedi Master Harrison]

*Resists various animal, mother and other inappropriate jokes*

No Jack, I'm going to try and find a woman. But more likely, the ladies will just end up with a few pictures of me in various daft drunken poses from my weekend away.

[Blizzard]

Moo.

[Sarah-Leia]

Yesterday in English I started Mooing.

Should we make a new thread, 'Andy's House of Moo'?

[JackBauer24]

*Resists various animal, mother and other inappropriate jokes*

No Jack, I'm going to try and find a woman. But more likely, the ladies will just end up with a few pictures of me in various daft drunken poses from my weekend away.

But if you have no luck with a woman, you're gonna find a cow, right?

[leiaorgana]

Ok, ok, so I have a stuffed cow, well in fact, more than one. And I have a cow cookie jar that moos when you lift it up and also a cow kettle. And my brother got me a cow shaped Easter egg. But I still prefer football and women and beer and I'm gonna prove to y'all that I'm a stud!

Famous last words.

LMAO!!! :rofl: we'll set you up with a nice Finnish lady and we'll see...

[JackBauer24]

^ :blink: But if she's already finished, what would she need him for?

[empire21]

^ :glare:

[Darill Cyllem]

Geez, Emp... every time i see you've posted in this thread, i get to thinking you've brought pics!
You're such a tease!
And i bet you didn't even know it....
:giveup:

[Raganork8]

Geez, Emp... every time i see you've posted in this thread, i get to thinking you've brought pics!
You're such a tease!
And i bet you didn't even know it....
:giveup:


lmao

I think the same thing...maybe he's posted a pic of himself; then we get some random smilie well :mad:

[empire21]

Geez, Emp... every time i see you've posted in this thread, i get to thinking you've brought pics!
You're such a tease!
And i bet you didn't even know it....
:giveup:

Me? A tease?!? I like the sound of that. :wink:

lmao

I think the same thing...maybe he's posted a pic of himself; then we get some random smilie well :mad:

I'm sorry. Like DC said, I guess I'm a big tease. :nahnah:

[flo fett]

*runs in expecting Emp pics*

Why you...!?
*shakes fist*
:mad:

[Blizzard]

Dang you Woody!!!

Fine! Hmmph.

Then Marky Hamill you get.

[flo fett]

NNNNOOOOOOooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

See what you've done now Emp? You better get some pictures of yourself up pretty damn quick.

[Darill Cyllem]

I hope someone tells Mark what a bad idea that leotard shirt is!

[Sarah-Leia]

NOOOO This is the STUD FARM! NOT THE UGLY FARM! We need CPR NOW!

[empire21]

^ I knew you would appreciate those pics. :P

[Sarah-Leia]

I had a heart attack because I was NOT expecting that degree of ugly in here.

[Raganork8]

The Straight men have turned the stud farm into a joke; meanwhile their farm is increasingly giving (if you know what I mean)


I demand that...

EMP PUT PICTURES OF HIMSELF!!!


:nahnah:

[flo fett]

Yes, I agree with Rag! We need proper men pics like Emp's!

And I never usually have a problem with anyone posting anything in here but anymore Mark Hamill pictures and they will get deleted. Yes Blizz, I'm looking at you.
:hmmm:
I nearly had a stroke with that last lot.

[Jedi Master Harrison]

:laughing: you ladies want some real men? I'm sure you'd much rather have hunks, but anyway, here's Ohite and I, with some real beauties in our hands. And just for laughs, a picture of the stag in his traditional German lederhosen.

[Blizzard]

Aw man, but Marky's my favorite! :glare: That's it, I am going to start pointing out how ugly the guys are you all like. :nahnah:

Sweet! Hot bald guys!!! :love:

[Raganork8]

ooo sexy #3

The new photo feature weirded me out for a second; thought my PC was going crazy for studs!

[Sarah-Leia]

The Straight men have turned the stud farm into a joke; They have! It's true!

I nearly had a stroke with that last lot.

:rofl: Me too!

[empire21]

I demand that...

EMP PUT PICTURES OF HIMSELF!!!


:nahnah:

Yes, I agree with Rag! We need proper men pics like Emp's!

What am I a piece of meat? :giveup: :P

[Raganork8]

It depends on what kind of picture you post :nahnah:

[flo fett]

What am I a piece of meat? :giveup: :P
Well lets have a look and we'll tell you. :nahnah:

[empire21]

Alright, you damn vultures, heres a new pic of Emp in his favorite workout shorts. Don't ask for any more until I get a sun tan. Maybe I'll get someone to take a picture for me to include my unshaven face.

[Jedi Master Harrison]

Hot! *Saves* :laughing: Nice pink bottle in the foreground. :nahnah:

Actually, you're looking a bit too slim around the stomach there, you need to eat more!

[empire21]

Hot! *Saves* :laughing: Nice pink bottle in the foreground. :nahnah:

That's my skin lotion, I use it to moisturize my skin, nothing else.

[Darill Cyllem]

That's not a "new" pic, Emp! *feels somewhat cheated, but saves photo anyway!*

Hooray for new JMH and Oran pics, though! :peck:

[Raganork8]

which part of that pic is new?

Oh I'll help you take some pics :yes:

what a nice picture

but...

Which part of that pic is new?

:mad::mad::mad:

[Rebel Astromech Droid]

I have a good one.

Taylor Kitsch!!

[flo fett]

I like that third one! He's definitely giving us the come on! :w00t:

[Rebel Astromech Droid]

Yes please!

[Darill Cyllem]

Starra!! :w00t:
:hugs:

And yeah, he's not bad, is he.

[Orandhite]

:laughing: you ladies want some real men? I'm sure you'd much rather have hunks, but anyway, here's Ohite and I, with some real beauties in our hands. And just for laughs, a picture of the stag in his traditional German lederhosen.

* grumble *

* slouches out *

[Sarah-Leia]

:laughing: you ladies want some real men? I'm sure you'd much rather have hunks, but anyway, here's Ohite and I, with some real beauties in our hands. And just for laughs, a picture of the stag in his traditional German lederhosen.

:rofl: :hug: :love:

[leiaorgana]

Any likes Selanne?

[Darill Cyllem]

Any likes Selanne?
Mee!! *raises hand*
:w00t:
:like:

I likes me the hockey men!

[Sarah-Leia]

This thread is boring me. It's time to die, Stud Farm! Ha ha ha ha ha!

[leiaorgana]

Mee!! *raises hand*
:w00t:
:like:

I likes me the hockey men!

nowadays I watch a lot of hockey and me likey too! :w00t:

[Sarah-Leia]

*Bump for Caligula*

Just crappy YouTube caps.

[flo fett]

Ooh he looks good in a toga! :love:

[Sarah-Leia]

:laughing: I laugh at your foolish admission. But thanks for the rep!

[flo fett]

:laughing: I laugh at your foolish admission. But thanks for the rep!
Mock if you wish but you know he looks good. :rockon:

[Sarah-Leia]

Mock! Mock! Mock!

Aren't you happy I resurrected your thread?

[flo fett]

Always :superhappy:

[Sarah-Leia]

Good, because it looked completely dead with no chance of regeneration for a while there.

[flo fett]

I am a disturbed woman it's true, and I have a new man to add to my list of disturbing crushes.
I am currently crushing on this man...Gary Sinise, more specifically Gary Sinise when he is playing Mac Taylor in CSI: NY

:w00t::love::w00t::love:

*sigh* I love my odd men.

[T-bone]

i wish i was a rooster in flo's stud farm. :(