Answer a question/Ask a question pt. 4

[JediJaina]

You answer one question above and leave one different question for the next person. If two people answer a question at the same time, please answer both questions. If a question has already been answered, please move on to the unanswered question. Keep in mind that anyone can answer your question.


Hey guys if you don't know how to answer a question just put either I don't know, yes, or no and move on. Otherwise it leads to confusion.

(AND PLEASE DO NOT DO THE "AND YOU?" QUESTION. ALSO TRY NOT TO USE ONE WORDEDQUESTIONS! Part of the fun is supposed to be trying to ask original questions not the same one over and over again)


Obidobi asks: Do you watch Discovery Channel?

[JediJaina]

Sometimes I'll watch it. Depends on what's on it.

Do you watch the History Channel?

[Darth_Badman]

Hell yeah.



Can I call you "Badger" ?

[JediJaina]

No because that is not my name.


What would you consider your typical attire?

[Obidobi]

Blue jeans, t- shirt....That kind of stuff...

Do you wear a dress at work/school?

[JediJaina]

I work at home so the answer is no

What is your favorite TV show?

[Obidobi]

I don't watch Tv much, but since you ask it might be "Everybody loves Raymond"..... His parents are just hilarious....!

Do you like Icehockey?

[JediJaina]

Nope more of an NFL football and basketball fan

Most treasured Star Wars related possession?

[Obidobi]

All the movies, including the original OT and SE.....

Are you gonna be in the theater during opening night at Episode III?

[Mystik_Haze]

You bet..



Where do you get your cool avatars?

[Darth_Badman]

The avatar fairy, who is a hulking brute formerly known as Knuckles Grabowski, visits those who live a shiny new shilling underneath their bedroom slippers and accesses their computers leaving behind above stated "cool" avatars.




If I fought an ostrich and a koala bear, who'd win?

[Obidobi]

No way..... style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif

Why would ^loose?

[Javen]

Because the ostrich would run him down and peck him to death.

Ever eat Buffalo meat?

[Darth_Badman]

Sure have.



You ever have snake meat?

[JediJaina]

Nope style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/crazy.gif

Do you watch any sport?

[Darth Darthy]

I'll watch the Cubs or Cards if they be on, but considering Baseball is on from 1am to 4am in the UK...
It's also nice to watch the dissapointment of every English mans face when they're Football (real football, not NFL) team loses. Which is what the English do best... Lose, that is.

Ever been to the UK?

[Darth_Badman]

No...but I've been to Tennessee.


Have you ever been to Caspiar?

[JediJaina]

No since Andy Kaufman I believe made that up. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif

What makes you laugh?

[Rogue_0009]

lots of stuff

Is there anything better than a day off work with nothing to do??

[Lord Rocha]

Probably not. Is just so good to do nothing.

Would you like to see Arnold as governor ?

[brookie]

i dont care either way


do you like south park?

[Darth_Badman]

Hells no.



Can I buy you some Jell-O shots?

[brookie]

no cause you dont like south park

can you touch your nose with your tongue?

[Darth_Badman]

I can touch lots of things with my tongue.


Can I get you some free Ben & Jerry's samples?

[Tovor]

You'd have to date me to find that out.
(That was meant for Brookie, before Badman posted first.)

Have you ever worn a leather jacket, red?

[Darth_Badman]

Yes...yes I have.


Can I bum a smoke?

[Tovor]

I don't smoke, so I carry no cigarettes. I'm too mindful of dying.



Ever eaten spagetti mixed in with mashed potatoes?

[Darth_Badman]

Nooo...I thought you said you were afraid of death?


v Can I at least get a light?

[DarthSolo]

the authorities dont let me carry lighters or matches or anything else i can set on fire anymore, so no

Will you be my friend?

[Darth_Badman]

I'll be your friend if you can sneak me a light.


Why am I so misunderstood?

[Mystik_Haze]

Because of your odd yet hilarious humor. Some people dont get it.




How come I get it?

[Darth_Badman]

Maybe we have Skywalker syndrome style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/ohmy.gif



Does it come in red?

[Obi-Stu]

Only on Sundays.


V Are you afraid of flying?

[flo fett]

Only when shot from a catapult

Do you know the way to San Jose?

[Javen]

Sure do.

Need a ride?

[flo fett]

Hell yeah.

Did you happen to see the most beautiful girl in the world?

[Javen]

I believe I have and she wouldn't talk to me.

What will you do today?

[flo fett]

Sit feeling ill

Should I go to london at the weekend even though I shouldnt really spend the money?

(((Ooc You poor wee man, why wouldn't she talk to you Javen? )))

[Javen]

You should do what makes you feel good. If I had a chance to go to London I sure would.

Wanna bring me along?


((I have no idea i think she was acting like she was to good to talk to me))

[flo fett]

Pack your bag sonny, it's a vodka break in the city for you!

Are you dressing up for halloween?

(((I hate people like that. It's so depressing. She'll notice that it was her loss though)))

[Javen]

No way I'm dressing up for halloween.

What are you gonna dress up as?

[Obi-Stu]

We don't really celebrate haloween in South Africa. The last party (three years ago) I went to I went as a Jedi.

oddly enough there was also a Vader and A Darth Maul there...


Would you dress as a Star Wars character for Haloween?

[flo fett]

dressed up as boba fett 3 years ago. It took me nearly a year to build the costume. I was like boba's mini me. lol

What about you, have you dressed as a SW character?

[JediJaina]

As a child, I dressed up as Princess Leia

What kind of candy do you like to find in your trick or treat bag?

[Javen]

anything chocolate.

Ever been given anything besides candy at halloween?

[Mystik_Haze]

Yeah a stupid noise maker.. damn them.. damn them all..





You ever have your parents make you WAIT to eat your candy cause they wanted to take it down to the hospital to have it xray'd to make sure there wasnt any drugs or anything in it?





I have. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/crying.gif

[Tovor]

Not to the extreme as that, but they did make me wait until they examined it for pins and razor blades and what not. I got so upset I peed my Urkel costume and shouted "I'm 19 years old, can't I check my own candy?"





Have you ever been drunk at a party and danced on a table to the amazement or horror of your friends?

[Darth_Badman]

That only happens every other time I go to a club, which makes it....every other day that I am off....so yeah, I do it...and I do it alot dadgummit.



Do you have some Heineken?

[JediJaina]

Nope, but I have Miller Lite in my fridge. My boyfriend might not like you taking it though.

Are you old enough to drink alcohol?

[Darth_Badman]

Sure am.



How about a rum and Coke then?

[Mystik_Haze]

<span style='color:purple'>Sure, it's just goin to waste here. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wink.gif





You voted on my battle of the hotties threads yet?</span> style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/blink.gif

[Tovor]

Yes, I voted annonomously.




What position on the steering wheel do you drive with your hand on mostly all the time?

[Mystik_Haze]

Left hand on the steering wheel right hand on the shift knob





What kind of car do you have

[DblDwn]

'98 Accord Sedan




Do you have a custom system or is it stock?

[Tovor]

Dodge Intrepid, and I drove with my right hand on the top of the wheel and my left hand out the window.





Do you live near the ocean or a large lake?

[Mystik_Haze]

Lake.





Do you have 4 dollars?

[DblDwn]

I only have hundreds






Did you watch the Cubs pull out the series win last night?

[Tovor]

I would answer your question but Dbl Dwn is lurking and will probably beat me to the post. Everytime I answer a question someone else beats me to the post, so I will not post. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/mellow.gif


EDIT: Arghhh! I was right!!!!

[Mystik_Haze]

Custom Civic 2000 HB with SI engine, lot's of JDM parts







You ever been pushed into a fountain in public?

[DblDwn]

No but I've pee'd into a fountain in public. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/ohmy.gif




Why do I have the flu? style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/sad.gif

[Tovor]

Cause you drank from the fountain after peeing in it.






Do you have a drinking problem?

[flo fett]

Only in that I have two hands but only one mouth.


What's your poison?

[Tovor]

Peanut butter and creme Oreos.



What's your weakness?

[flo fett]

Scandinavian men

v What's your weakness?

[Tovor]

Procrastination. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/sad.gif



What's your favorite season?

[DblDwn]

Basketball season

BTW, I knew drinking that fountain water would come back to haunt me.






Are you going to watch Monday Night Football tonight? (In case you didn't know.............it's TAMPA TIME!!!!!)

[Obidobi]

Nope....

Why am I so thirsty today, when I was drinking hard yesterday?

[JediJaina]

(Nobody answered DD's question about the Cubs, but to answer no I didn't see it..)

Because alcohol the day before makes you even more thirsty the next day.



Do you have your own computer room?

[Javen]

no

Do you have more than two phones?

[Tovor]

Do you mean actual phones, or phone lines as in different numbers?
I have my house phone and my cell phone.




How many cars have you owned in your life?

[Javen]

Three

Ever swam across a lake?

[Tovor]

Yes. I have a lake behind my condo.



Ever climb a water tower?

[Javen]

Yep it had lots of pigeon poop.

Have ever you tried something that you didn' want to do just because somebody wouldn't quit asking?

[Obidobi]

Yes...I got married....

Will you ever get married, and why not.... style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif

[Darth_Badman]

I will if I ever find the right girl.



Got any single friends?

[Obidobi]

I don't have any friends.....

Will you be my friend?

[Tovor]

I already am, which negates your answer to the last question. Heh!




Did you watch "Saturn 4" with Kirk Douglas and Harvey Kietel?

[Obidobi]

Thanks Tovey...I needed that one....! style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif
Eeehh...Saturn 4 you say....No I haven't seen that one....


Are you able to read my posts for at least 14 days more?

[Tovor]

I could manage it for 15 more days.


Will you rent Saturn 4 when you get back to land-living at the end of your tour?

[Mystik_Haze]

Nope..








Do you know what the membername of the person is on this forum with the Nissan Skyline Avatar and banner?

[Darth_Badman]

Noooo, but I am guessing it isn't me.



Can you guess the name of the member with a portrait of Sun Jian?

[Obi-Stu]

Um....no


V Who has a portrait of Sun Jian?

[Javen]

Antonio Banderas?

Have you ever camped out in the mountains?

[Darth_Badman]

Yes but only when I had to hide from the feds.



Can I borrow a tent?

[DarthSolo]

sure, but the zipper doesnt work

Will someone fix my zipper?

[Javen]

Go to www.zipper.com

Ever farted in a public place and someone heard you?

[Tovor]

Yes, at my first and last visit to Farters Anonomous. I stood up at the podium to introduce myself and one slipped out while the microphone was on, and suddenly I wasn't so anonomous anymore.




Do you like Saltines or Ritz crackers better?

[DarthSolo]

ritz they are really good

Are you going insane currently?

[Javen]

Yes in the membrane.

What flavor of snowcone is best?

[DarthSolo]

rainbow! i dont know

Have you been to 7-11 recently?

[DblDwn]

No



Where do you get gas, for your car because I know where Tovor would go with this style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif , most often?

[MXCABRINI]

I Don't Have A Car,but Tovor goes to 7-11




Do You have Car?

[JediJaina]

Nope, I haven't had my own car in years.

Ok, who deserves to be hit with a nerf bat?

[MXCABRINI]

Jar Jar Binks,Hit Him Until he Dies!!!!!!!!!!!!



Do You have E-mail?

[Darth_Badman]

Yes, but I had to kill it in psychotic rage.



Can someone fix me Taquitos Rancheros?

[padmeamidala]

I would, if I knew what they were.....



Do you think Johnny Depp, or Orlando Bloom is sexier?

[Darth_Badman]

Uhhhh....neither.



Can I sleep on your couch?

[Tovor]

Nope, sorry. My sick mother sleeps on the couch. She always preferred the couch to her bed.



Do you like the character of William Turner or Legolas better?

[Obidobi]

You asked this question before, and yes you can. It's a long way, but just start walking.... style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif

Do you think ^will make it by foot?

[Tovor]

Only if he can pull a Jesus trick and walk on water.


Have you ever worn leather pants?

[Obidobi]

Yes.

Have you ever worn Latex pants?

[flo fett]

Strangely enough yes. I was at a fetish party as a dominatrix

Have you ever worn lederhosen?

[Darth_Badman]

I am wearing them right now.



Who wants to play House?

[Obidobi]

Not me......

Do you want to quit smoking?

[Rogue_0009]

I don't smoke.

Should I buy a life-size Boba Fett??

[Darth_Badman]

Sure.



Your not going to play house with it are you?

[JediJaina]

No

(again keep in mind please that anyone can answer the question so keep it generalized)


and again unanswered question originally stated by Tovor: Do you like the character of William Turner or Legolas better?

[Darth_Badman]

I don't like either.



Do you like puppies or kitties? :sarcasm:

[DarthSolo]

i like cats, big fat lazy ones that dont do anything but eat sleep and nap, and its a workout to pick them up and move them anywhere, but once you get em there, they aint movin for a while.

If i deleted all my posts would my post count show 0, or would i just not have anyposts on the board and apparently have 900somehting?

[Darth_Badman]

Whoa......I don't know.... style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/mellow.gif




Can I come over?

[DarthSolo]

im not payin for the plane ticket or cab or anything

can i borrow some cash? or maybe some food? or do you know of any job openings, or places i can get free money?

[Darth_Badman]

I can hire you to be the computer guy for my evil corporation if you want....we got good dental.


You got a resume of...Eeeeeeviiillll?

[DarthSolo]

but of course

do you have any innocent animals i can torture for pure fun?

[Darth_Badman]

No, but I have plenty of psychopathic moderators you can choose from.


When can you start?

[Mystik_Haze]

I guess as soon as possible..




Do you feel the heat?

[DblDwn]

Only when thinking of you style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif



What do you think of Arnold being elected Governor today?

[Mystik_Haze]

Being an Ex- resident of Oxnard, Cali.. I was very very pleased..




Who's that spartan in my teepee?

[DblDwn]

I don't know about that but..............


what is this Trojan on my Horse? style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/blink.gif

[Mystik_Haze]

Trojan MANNNNN!!




Do you Yahoo?

[DblDwn]

style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif Great answer to the previous question.

I only use Yahoo for fantasy sports leagues.



How was your day?

[Mystik_Haze]

<span style='color:purple'>Today was good, I had vocal class and this old lady with an out of control vibratto was DRIVING me nuts.. so I killed her. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/cool.gif






What did you do today?</span>

[Obi-Stu]

Nothing of substance.


V Anyone else having a bad day?

[DblDwn]

I just woke up



Are you excited that the hockey season starts tonight?

[Darth_Badman]

Oh yeah eh...I'm all about the Detroit Red Wings this season eh.



Do you hope to get hit by a hockey puck?

[Mystik_Haze]

Oh yeah, turns me on







Do you want to go see "Celine Dion - A new Day has come" at Caesars Palace with me??

p.s. You'd have to buy my ticket.. $202.00... Thanks!!

[Darth_Badman]

Only if I get to hit you with a hockey puck... style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wink.gif


Well can I?

[Mystik_Haze]

For tickets, hell yeah.. she is the greatest singer in zaaaaaa world.. Reneeee..






Can I ride on your back to the theatre?

[Darth_Badman]

Sure, I got the little harness you can put kids in.



So when can I pick you up?

[Mystik_Haze]

After my naptime



Do you have Juicy Juice?

[Darth_Badman]

Yes, and I have animal crackers too.



Do you like animal crackers?

[Rogue_0009]

Yes, but they really are more of a cookie.

Where's your cheese, dude?!

[Obidobi]

I just ate it......

Do you like Jarlsberg cheese?

[Rogue_0009]

No

If I turn a bag of holding inside out and throw it at a wall, what happens???

[Javen]

Blows up?

this post makes my post count all ones, isn't that weird?

[Leia]

no style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif


what's the average velocity of a laden african swallow?

[Mystik_Haze]

Umm.. I chose (a.)



Are you a teenage witch?

[Javen]

No bUt I did save money on my car insurance at Gieco.

Do you find ants interesting?

[Tovor]

Nope, I'm too old to be a teenager.



What would your last supper be if given a choice of any food and drink and desert?

[Mystik_Haze]

style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/cool.gif Yeah it was a good movie.




Have you ever clobbered a bald fat man with your purse?

[Tovor]

I am a bald fat man, and I don't carry a purse. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/satisfied.gif

What would your last supper be if given a choice of any food and drink and desert?

[Mystik_Haze]

Drink : Mr Pibb

Sweet : Gulab Jamun



You ever consider trying a Gulab Jamun? Brookies had one. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif

[Tovor]

Only on your persuasion have I.


Do you sense you're being watched?

[Javen]

Only when I stare at the mirror.

How long have you grown your hair?

[Mystik_Haze]

Half way down my back




You watch fresh prince of bel air?

[Tovor]

I've grown my hair since the day I was born, pretty much. It really grew itself though.


Which do you think is cooler looking, IG-88 or super battledroids?

[Darth_Badman]

IG-88 all the way..he has the fly bandolier


Do you think the Slave I looks like a flying iron?

[DblDwn]

Only in pressing situations style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/hehe.gif

Going back to Mystik's question, I used to all the time back in the day and I still watch syndication from time to time. I'm a big Will Smith fan from back in the DJ Jazzy Jeff & the Fresh Prine days.




What should I make myself for dinner?

[JediJaina]

Pizza! style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/w00t.gif

Do you ever wear a hat?

[DblDwn]

Yes I do




Are you going to go see the remake of Texas Chainsaw Massacre?

[JediJaina]

No, horror movies turn my stomach

Have you ever rode a horse?

[Obidobi]

Yes I have....
Have you ever fallen off a horse?

[JediJaina]

Nope so far I've stayed on the horse on the very rare occasions I rode one.

What is your favorite animal?

[Darth_Badman]

I like the tiger.



Have you ever shotgunned a beer?

[3rdgenerationfett]

no

have you ever realized how stupid you are going to sound while typing mid-post, but finished anyway?

[Rogue_0009]

Yeah

Can't we all just get a long??

[DblDwn]

In a word................no




Ever done a keg stand?

[Darth_Badman]

Sure.



Ever used a beer bong?

[DblDwn]

Many times




What's your favorite drink?

[Darth_Badman]

I got two: Malibu Rum and Coke, 7 & 7.



Where are the best nightclubs?

[Padme]

Dallas has some great ones, but you don't live there

What is your favorite type of candy?

[Tovor]

Reese's Nutragious bars. They are the bomb.




Squirrels or chipmunks, which are cuter?

[Mystik_Haze]

Whats the difference? style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/cool.gif



You like jackie chan?

[Obidobi]

He is cool...

Did you like Bruce Lee?

[Darth_Badman]

Hell yeah. You have to respect a man who sounded like Elmer Fudd when he talked but could still beat the living **** out of you 32 times before you hit the ground.



Do you like Dolph Lundgren?

[Obidobi]

Not really.......

When was the last time you had "the flu" ?

[Greedo Boy]

I don't know, maybe the last time I got sick with throwing up and dizziness and achiness.

Are you as afraid of the pud as I am?

[JediJaina]

If I knew what it was, I would be afraid of it.

Do you feel sour?

[goodwije]

Sometimes, feel pretty good right now.

Why aren't there bullet-proof pants?

[Darth_Badman]

Because not enough people get shot in the nuts.



Have you ever seen a midget ski?

[JediJaina]

Water ski yes, snow ski no.

(In case you're wondering, it was at a theme park)

Is there something on Ebay that you want right now?

[Obidobi]

What is Ebay....?


What is Ebay?

[Mystik_Haze]

Ebay is where you can BID and win stuff..

And yes there is some Starlight memorabilia I want..


Are you volunteering to get it for me?

[Darth_Badman]

Sure, if you give me the money.



Can I have an extra 20 to get me something?

[Jacen Solo]

No, but you can always give me an extra 20.

Have you ever seen a $12 bill?

[MXCABRINI]

Never



Is There a $12 dollar bill?

[JediJaina]

Not that I know of...unless he meant the $2 dollar bill.

Are you baffled as I am that Obidobi had no clue what Ebay (http://www.ebay.com) is?

[Darth_Badman]

Yes....actually I might even be a bit frightened.



If Obidobi doesn't know what Ebay is, then where does he get all his stuff?

[Rogue_0009]

Well you see, I've heard of these things called 'buildings' that can be found 'outside' where they sell things but you have to carry them yourself.

Was that funny or just stupid?

[Darth_Badman]

I thought it was f*cking hilarious.


Where did my brew go?

[Obidobi]

Into my stomach.....

Do you know what a grocery store is?

[Darth_Badman]

That's the place where you can buy frozen waffles.


Right?

[JediJaina]

*hits Darth_Badman with her nerf bat for a lame question*

Of course silly!


Have your neighbors ever pissed you off?

[Rogue_0009]

Yeah

Why does no one like the French??

[Darth_Badman]

The French are hated because after a strong debut with such items as the French kiss, the French twist, and the French fry...they followed it up with such lackidaisical items as French vanilla, French toast and French Stewart.



I am having some Japanese for lunch, what are you having?

[JediJaina]

I had Subway for lunch.

What is the most exotic food item you have ever tasted?

[Darth_Badman]

I had dog when I was in South Korea.


How low can you go?

[Darth Darthy]

About 2.23mm, give or take 2mm.

Ever broken the law?

[Darth_Badman]

I'm breaking a law right now....muha ha ha ha ha



You ever seen a red quesadilla?

[JediJaina]

Nope, but take some food coloring onto a tortilla before making them would do the trick.

Have you ever used food coloring for something other than eggs?

[Rogue_0009]

yes

Without looking down, what are you wearing?

[JediJaina]

I graduated with honors from high school and graduated summa cum laude when I got my A.S. degree

What is/was your favorite school subject?

[Tovor]

Social Studies.


Would you be sad if I logged off now and watched SNL and/or went to sleep?

[Darth_Badman]

No, not at all...take your time...enjoy..relax.



Damn, was it boring in here last night?

[Obidobi]

I really don't know, cause I didn't have much time to be here....


Ever made a snowman?

[Darth_Badman]

Yes, I named him Stanley..he was my best friend..until the day he melted... style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/crying.gif



Ever fought a scarecrow?

[Rogue_0009]

No, but I did fight several department store manequins once.

Will I ever stop making fun of myself toget attention and easy laughs???

[Darth_Badman]

Well, I could always make fun of you but then you would just get mad.



You want to go deer huntin'?

[Rogue_0009]

I consider hunting unfair, so you'd have to give the deer 12 gauge shotguns.

I am Canadian, isn't that weird?

[Darth_Badman]

The fact you are Canadian is not nearly as strange as the reasoning behind giving deers shotguns.



I am bi-polar and on the verge of insanity, isn't that odd?

[JediJaina]

No, it explains a lot about you. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/hehe.gif

Do you read the sales papers?

[Darth_Badman]

I am a funny papers man myself.


Did you see what that crazy Bucky did?

[DarthSolo]

no.

who is crazy bucky?

[Rogue_0009]

I know a crazy Ed, a crazy Steve and a crazy Joe. But no crazy Bucky.

Why does all my stuff suck?

[Darth_Badman]

Because I have all the cool stuff, that's why.


Want to hear a secret?

[Obidobi]

No, because it wouldn't be a secret anymore.....

Do you have the hots for Chelsea Clinton?

[Darth_Badman]

Give me the right amount of alcohol, the right lighting and a free room at the Motel 6 and yeah, maybe I would have the hots for Chelsea Clinton.




Would you like me to read you your rights?

[Darth Darthy]

I'd prefer it if you read me a story. About 'ickle tree fairies that moved to the hood. One should die to make it dramatic.

Ever caught a fire fly and sneakily ate it while no one was looking, just to see what that glow in the dark goo tastes like?

[Darth_Badman]

No, but I did try to squish a bunch of them all over me so I could glow.



Did the fireflys taste like chicken?

[Darth Darthy]

No, sheep testicles.

Ever eaten the eye of a mammal?

[DarthSolo]

thats a negative

Ever been so lazy that you werent motivated to breat and passed out for a minute or two?

[Darth Darthy]

I try not to as often as possible. I fail ocassionally.

Ever been so lazy you couldn't be arsed to type "breath", so insted typed "breat"?

[DarthSolo]

yes damn you

ever done something so pointlessly obnoxious you had your life threatened?

[Darth Darthy]

Yes, which is why I am no longer welcome at the zoo. Damn monkies.

Ever hurt yourself while practicing your "ninja skills"?

[Darth_Badman]

Yes, I nearly set myself ablaze whilst performing the "Ninja Disappear" trick.


Have you ever hurt yourself while trying to perform a Jedi Mind Trick?

[Obidobi]

Nope...I don't know any Jedi tricks.....

Have you ever gotten a cake in your face?

[Darth_Badman]

Yeah, I fell into one at a party once..everyone was so mad at me.



Did you ever get a really, really bad brain freeze and attack small woodland creatures in your state of pain and confusion?

[JediJaina]

No I don't live outdoors style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif

Ever been camping?

[Darth_Badman]

Yes, and I hate it.


Ever been Thuggin' ?

[goodwije]

Not sure what "thuggin" is, sounds like fun though.

Rmember that one time? With the guy, who had a dog, and the jello shots?

[Tovor]

Uh....yeah....but if that dog is pregnant don't come complaining to me. I ain't paying child support or nothing. Damn jello shots and whatever the hell was in them.



What is your favorite style of music?

[Obi-Stu]

Heavy rock


What is your favorite time of the day.

[Darth_Badman]

Just after noon, and just before 6 in the morning.



Are you ready for Monday Night Football?

[Darth Darthy]

No, cause it ain't on in the UK. Thankfully...

Ever kicked a football so hard that you had no control over it's trajectory only for it to land in an old ladies eye thus leaving you open to a crippling lawsuit that would eventually lead to your downfall within society which would explain why I saw you eating out of garbage cans last night?

[Darth_Badman]

I actually used to play football and sort of did something like that, except that wasn't me you seen eating out of the garbage can. That was my evil twin "Dickie".


Can you play the gutbucket?

[goodwije]

I wish, i love the blues... and gin.

Why do painters wear white clothes?

[MXCABRINI]

So you can Watch The paint that fall on their clothes



Is Angelina Jolie Hot?

[Obidobi]

Maybe...

Does she have the flu...?

[DarthSolo]

if the flu is an STD probably

Have you ever fallen off of nothing but it really hurt even though you didnt particularly go anywhere, so you cried out in pain, realized you were sleeping in class and everyone laughed at you?

[Obi-Stu]

Do you realise how long ago I was in a class?



Do you eat broccoli?

[goodwije]

Only if it is uncooked, i don't like it when they are soggy.

Does anyone REALLY like McDonalds breakfast?

[Tovor]

I do not. EggMcMuffins are nasty. I like Burger King breakfasts.


Do you pages take long to open, like 10-30 seconds?

[Darth_Badman]

Uh...nope.




Is that a Ewok with piano wire in his hands standing in my front yard?

[padmeamidala]

yah know....I could prolly answer that a little bit more accurately if I were looking at your front yard.....just a thought....

Do you have this really annoying person that follows you around, and just won't let you have, like even 5 seconds of sanity??

[Darth_Badman]

Yeah, that's the Ewok I was talking about!!!


Have you ever had the desire to just eat as much Vienna Sausage as humanly possible?

[flo fett]

No not with vienna sausage but I did feel that way about Finnish men for a while

Are you a Finnish man?

[Obidobi]

No...I'm Norwegian.....

Does Flo like Finnish men?

[Darth_Badman]

I'm not sure...I'm as American as Chinese Food.



Can you come out and play?

[JediJaina]

No I'm too busy playing around on the computer

What is that thing near your monitor?

[Darth Darthy]

My head.

How did you know something was near my monitor?

[Darth_Badman]

Ever wonder why the painting on your wall had eyes that seemed to move?



Did you know that right now I am hiding somewhere in your room?

[DarthSolo]

yes, and please get out of my boxers.

Would you mind if i opened up a can on yo @$$?

[Obi-Stu]

Now why would you want to do that?

[Rogue_0009]

Cuz it's fun.

Who wins in a fight Dr. Doom or Batman??

[Darth_Badman]

Dr. Doom, because evil always wins



Do you have any Grey Poupon?

[goodwije]

Why of course.


What are you going to be for halloween?

[Darth_Badman]

A Giant Candy Bar of which flavor I have yet to consider


What Candy Bar should I be?

[Rogue_0009]

Oh Henry

Is there a God???

[Darth_Badman]

The answer is...........in another thread.



Is there a tooth fairy or is it just some crazed crackhead with a thing for heisting teeth?

[Obidobi]

Both.....

Do you earn your own money?

[goodwije]

I earn it, and spend most of it before i get paid.

Have you read "The Wheel of Time" series by Robert Jordan?