View Full Version : Answer a question/Ask a question pt. 4
Saranac
11-06-2003, 06:36 PM
Cause I got a stiffy of 100 feet
Hello?
Darth Darthy
11-06-2003, 07:34 PM
Yes, can I be of assistance?
Is Saranac stable?
Saranac
11-06-2003, 10:22 PM
Something in my pants is pretty stable
Wanna See?
Darth Darthy
11-06-2003, 10:25 PM
No, put that thing away before you poke one of your fleas eyes out!
Would you like some wasabe with your pancakes?
Saranac
11-06-2003, 10:27 PM
Only if it cums in a sticky form....
Ever eat a live goldfish, then throw it out so it comes out of your nose?
Darth Darthy
11-06-2003, 10:32 PM
Only on thursdays.
Ever shoplifted?
Obi-Stu
11-07-2003, 02:45 AM
Water is wet because the wetter, the better. In other words, "Viscosity." This is not to be confused with the city of the Visigoths who ended up ransacking the countryside and pillaging the poor villagers, and yes, the Village People, too.
Why is water wet? Water is wet so that the fish and other ocean, lake and river creatures can move through it with fluent ease. Friction is not your friend when you are trying to move. We need to be able to drink. We need for boats not to sink. We need for our plumbing to work. This is why water is wet.
But, really, why is water wet? Water is wet because our sensations say it is so. We feel wetness. We get out of a pool and we are dripping, uh, you know. We take a shower and we're, um, you know again.
The question of why is water wet cannot be answered with regular science methodology, but can be answered in Zen Physics. Water is wet because this is the nature of water. The nature of rock is to be hard. The nature of grass is to be green. The nature of water is to be wet. To take away from its true nature is to destroy what is and thus water is not water anymore. It may be ice, but it surely is not water. Water begets wetness. Wetness begets slipperiness. Slipperiness begets falling. Falling begets a long and painful hospital stay.
And now you know...
Ever shoplifted?
Now that would be telling...
Will it rain today?
Jacen Solo
11-07-2003, 11:59 AM
No, nor will it snow.
Why is the sad cow sad?
Darth_Badman
11-07-2003, 02:36 PM
Because it hasn't been milked.
Will you milk the sad cow so it won't be sad anymore?
Darth Darthy
11-07-2003, 02:39 PM
No, I'll slaughter it and eat it. Hmmm, bovine.
Can I borrow your A1 sauce?
Darth_Badman
11-07-2003, 02:53 PM
Noooooooo, but you can borrow the Gour Mayo.
Did you want gristle with that steak sonny?
JediJaina
11-07-2003, 08:59 PM
No
How big is your monitor?
Saranac
11-07-2003, 09:09 PM
1.5 inches
Ehh..
Darth_Badman
11-07-2003, 10:19 PM
Uhhhh.
Wanna see me comb my hair really fast?
Darth Darthy
11-07-2003, 11:29 PM
Nah, you keep your merkin to yourself matey. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif
Are you aware I'm picking my nose at this EXACT moment? While your reading this?
Saranac
11-07-2003, 11:47 PM
mmm sounds delightful...
Tastes like pizza, right...
flo fett
11-08-2003, 12:30 PM
Only if Darthy's been snorting pizza again.
you ever snorted anything that turned out to be a bad idea?
Darth Darthy
11-08-2003, 02:57 PM
Uh, I refuse to answer that question as it may incriminate me. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/unsure.gif
Will you buy me 3D Studio MAX 6? I'll be your best friend...
Saranac
11-09-2003, 01:15 AM
Sure, I'll send it via rowboat to England
What's that noise...?
JediJaina
11-09-2003, 02:53 AM
That's just me checking this thread.
Do you watch detective shows?
flo fett
11-09-2003, 11:31 AM
Yes to see how they dramatise my crimes
Do you wanna be in a detective show?
Saranac
11-09-2003, 12:09 PM
The shoplifter in them
Do you shoplift....admit it?
flo fett
11-09-2003, 01:56 PM
No they're too heavy, I am but a weak woman and skinny also
Are you in love with Darthy?
Tovor
11-09-2003, 03:08 PM
Not in the least bit. He's too feminine for my tastes. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif
Do you know who the gal in my avatar is?
Darth Darthy
11-09-2003, 03:16 PM
Yeah, it's me girl! Tovor you fiend!!
Should Tovor shine his baldness with polish?
Rogue_0009
11-09-2003, 03:18 PM
No,
Should I get a haircut??
Darth_Badman
11-09-2003, 03:33 PM
No way, show the man you mean business let them locks grow!!!
Yew gonna hurt me?
Rogue_0009
11-09-2003, 03:46 PM
No, well not right now anyway.
You see the Matrix Revolutions yet??
DblDwn
11-09-2003, 04:50 PM
Not yet but I plan to in the next couple of days
Were you able to see the eclipse yesterday?
flo fett
11-09-2003, 04:53 PM
Nah I was drinking rum in a crowded bar at the time
Do you want some rum?
DblDwn
11-09-2003, 05:17 PM
Oh God yes please.........here I am watching football, with a hangover, and all I have is beer to drink. I could actually go for a spicy Bloody Mary right about now but it's Sunday and all of the liquor stores are closed until tomorrow and my bar is empty. I need to restock this week.
Do you know where I can find a John Deere Trucker Hat because I do not want to order one online and the damn John Deere shop out here doesn't have trucker hats for sale?
Obidobi
11-09-2003, 05:17 PM
Sure.....
Do you work too much?
DblDwn
11-09-2003, 05:31 PM
I work as little as possible but I still get paid quite well
Why is grass green? style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/mellow.gif
JediJaina
11-09-2003, 06:05 PM
Grass is green because it is envious of trees which are much taller and don't get stepped on like grass does. Trees don't get mowed every week in the summertime and sprayed with Weed-be-gone.
Also, grass is green because it is fill with chlorophyll not chloroform that is a green pigment that reflects green light from the sun and absorbs the other colors.
I love google. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/w00t.gif
Why did the Bucs have to lose?
DblDwn
11-09-2003, 06:21 PM
Because Carolina is this year's New Orleans.
Do I want to go out to the bar and watch Sunday Night Football or do I just want to stay home and watch from the couch?
Greedo Boy
11-09-2003, 06:22 PM
You can always meet chicks at bars... style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/scratchchin.gif
What is your purpose in the Obstacle Course of Life?
Saranac
11-09-2003, 07:20 PM
To get laid
Lay me?
Momin327
11-09-2003, 08:01 PM
No. I'm a guy.
Who wants to bring back the 60's, musically?
DblDwn
11-09-2003, 08:19 PM
Originally posted by Greedo Boy@Nov 9 2003, 02:22 PM
You can always meet chicks at bars... style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/scratchchin.gif
Maybe so but there's a girl at my apartment already
I rather bring back the 70's musically
Who? What? When? Where? Why? How?
flo fett
11-09-2003, 08:28 PM
Who: Me.
What: A prickly pair, a lampshade and two balloons.
When: Last Thursday.
Where: A sleazy motel room on Nar Shadda.
Why: Cos Boba Fett just got paid.
How: With great difficulty.
What's your excuse?
Darth Darthy
11-09-2003, 09:23 PM
I don't make excuses cause it wasn't my fault. It was yours.
Would somebody please give me some Cap N' Crunch!!!!???
flo fett
11-09-2003, 09:25 PM
I don't have any I'm scottish and we only eat haggis up here
should I go to my bed?
Darth Darthy
11-09-2003, 09:27 PM
No, you can come to mine seeing as your only 100 miles away. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/w00t.gif
Will Flo really go to bed?
flo fett
11-09-2003, 09:31 PM
Yes, I will. I'm off to it just now got heavy day tomorrow *sigh*
Will you read me to sleep?
Darth Darthy
11-09-2003, 09:34 PM
Sure, which issue of Naughty Neighbours would you like me to read from?
Will Flo really go to bed? style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wink.gif
JediJaina
11-10-2003, 12:53 AM
She is getting very sleepy...sleepy
How many pillows do you use when you sleep?
Rogue_0009
11-10-2003, 09:29 AM
two
Why??
Jacen Solo
11-10-2003, 02:29 PM
Because I wanted to, and because it sounded good at the time.
Have you ever written a song without words?
Momin327
11-10-2003, 04:17 PM
Yeah. I have written a song in the capriccio style, called "Capriccio Deutsche", because I wanted it to have Austrian/German styling.
Have you ever pissed standing on the toilet seat (I haven't done it myself, I'm just asking)?
Agent Sith
11-10-2003, 04:21 PM
nah, probably hit my feet.
ever been in the opposite sex's bathroom?
Siri Ruane
11-10-2003, 07:46 PM
Lets just say I have a few brothers.
How many fingers am I holding up?
Darth Darthy
11-10-2003, 07:48 PM
One. And you giving me the birdie. STOP THAT! How wude...
Ever filmed youself in a fake accident and sent it to a home video show to get the prize money?
Siri Ruane
11-10-2003, 07:51 PM
No...
What's teh last concert you went to?
Obidobi
11-10-2003, 09:47 PM
That was Kiss in Oslo a couple of years ago...Awesome....!
Do you like Kiss?
Darth Darthy
11-10-2003, 09:53 PM
No, they should be destroyed in the most painful fashion. Much like their fashion is painful.
If you were on a cruise and Captain Obidobi asked if you wanted to see his "bridge", what would be your response?
JediJaina
11-11-2003, 12:03 AM
Please don't take your teeth out for me. That's gross.
Have you ever gambled?
Angel Starmaster
11-11-2003, 12:22 AM
Yeah, and I ended up in the Navy. Thankfully I did a little better than break even.
Ever smother yourself in Jell-o while singing on the roof in the nude? (Not that I've ever done that... style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/blush.gif )
DarthSolo
11-11-2003, 02:27 AM
umm...maaaybe style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/unsure.gif
Ever washed your brains cells with cotton and gin?
Saranac
11-11-2003, 03:34 AM
Yea sure I chug Rubbing Alcohol for fun.
mmm tasty?
flo fett
11-11-2003, 07:23 PM
Tasty like a norwegian
You want to buy some norwegians?
T-bone
11-11-2003, 07:25 PM
I have a few working in the yard already.
Do you trim your hedges?
flo fett
11-11-2003, 07:26 PM
all the time or your bikini looks wrong
v how much do you charge?
Momin327
11-11-2003, 08:09 PM
^ However much you got in your pocket.
V Where do you get your songs?
Obidobi
11-11-2003, 08:51 PM
In the latest issue of Hustler... style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/rolleyes.gif
How you doing?
Siri Ruane
11-11-2003, 08:53 PM
Eh my my throat hurts, but I'm okay.
What's the best thing for a sore throat?
JediJaina
11-11-2003, 09:57 PM
Q: What is the best remedy for a sore throat?
A. Lemons are packed with vitamin C, add to hot boiled water with a spoonful of honey to soothe and heal a sore throat, take Echinacea to boost immunity.
*googled again*
What was the last thing you searched on google?
Darth Darthy
11-11-2003, 09:59 PM
Porn.
What colour is me hair?
Obidobi
11-11-2003, 09:59 PM
I never did....
What is so special about JJ ?
Darth Darthy
11-11-2003, 11:33 PM
She's a nudist(?)
Are you a nudist?
Obidobi
11-11-2003, 11:37 PM
No, but I like to watch nude chicks....
Do you like nude chicks?
JediJaina
11-11-2003, 11:50 PM
I don't think I do since I am a chick.
Why does Darthy think I'm a nudist? style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/rolleyes.gif
Dark Ninja
11-11-2003, 11:58 PM
Because you are?
Would you like to pet my wookie?
Darth Darthy
11-12-2003, 12:14 AM
No, I think it's got lice. Or should that be crabs?
Ever scratched someones car while parking and then discreetly drive away?
JediJaina
11-12-2003, 12:18 AM
No, but I was with someone who did that before.
Do watch Tv and play on the computer at the same time?
Obidobi
11-12-2003, 01:06 AM
No because to do that I would need some eyes in my neck....
Do you have eyes in your neck?
DarthSolo
11-12-2003, 02:01 AM
only one
do you have fries on your deck?
Saranac
11-12-2003, 04:23 PM
One, a rather large one I might add...
Scratch and sniff it?
Darth Darthy
11-12-2003, 04:32 PM
No thanks, if it's itchy you should see a doctor.
Do you believe Boba Fart is dead?
Saranac
11-12-2003, 04:36 PM
He's as dead as Dillinger....err I mean Dill-linger the porn star.
Ever see his classic Anal Reprocussions?
Darth Darthy
11-12-2003, 04:43 PM
Uh, no.
Does Saranac collect porn videos or something?
Saranac
11-12-2003, 04:50 PM
Art Films as they're properly called style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/satisfied.gif
Do you own "Art Films"?
Darth Darthy
11-12-2003, 04:53 PM
No, the internet provides a vast wealth of free "art" films.
Have you got Quake III yet?
Saranac
11-12-2003, 05:00 PM
No, my friend owns it and won't give/burn me it even though he never plays it anymore. I might have to resort to new techniques ::> style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/ohmy.gif
I betcha can't wait for Boba Fett's appearence in Episode VII
flo fett
11-12-2003, 08:41 PM
I will go on an insane rampage through the streets of britain maiming thousands if Lucas tweaks the whole Fett story anymore! Leave it George! Leave IT!
Betcha can't wait ta see chewie in EPIII, s'gonna make you wee your pants ain't it?
Obidobi
11-12-2003, 09:25 PM
No..Not at all... He is not one of my favourites...
Since Flo is scottish...Does she speak Gaelic ?
JediJaina
11-12-2003, 10:35 PM
PM her to find out.
Do you speak more than one language?
Obidobi
11-12-2003, 10:42 PM
Yes....
What platform did the Falcon land on in Cloud City?
Jedi_of_the_North
11-12-2003, 10:59 PM
I think it was Platform 327
Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?
Saranac
11-12-2003, 11:39 PM
Once, on a late Tuesday night in the fall. I was quite annebriated and naked...but the memory remains clear.
After the dance the devil blew up^, ever had that problem style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/mellow.gif ?
Momin327
11-12-2003, 11:41 PM
No. I never met him.
Have you ever had a dream that you thougt was so real you couldn't tell whether you were awake or still dreaming?
Saranac
11-12-2003, 11:42 PM
Once, on a late Tuesday night in the fall. I was quite annebriated and naked and there was lots of dancing elfs.
Ever dance naked with an elf?
Darth_Badman
11-13-2003, 12:33 AM
No, but I tackled one when I was wearing a tube sock.
Who wants to make a beer bong?
Darth Darthy
11-13-2003, 12:34 AM
Not me thanks, I'll stick with me pints o' stella.
Who wants a hit from me bong?
Darth_Badman
11-13-2003, 12:40 AM
I told you for the last time that I would not "hit your bong", or touch your "happy stick" so stop asking.......
Is watching porn cheating on your girlfriend?
Obidobi
11-13-2003, 12:44 AM
Only if you watch it naked with another girl....
What is a bong?
Darth_Badman
11-13-2003, 12:50 AM
Dude....
You don't know what a bong is?
Darth Darthy
11-13-2003, 12:50 AM
It's a happy pipe. Jabba has a nice one in Jedi...
How long will it be before we see a man called Obidobi on the news cause he crashed his boat into a whale?
Darth_Badman
11-13-2003, 12:58 AM
Well I had a vision and in it a little green man told me James Earl Jones was my father...
Obidobi is dope isn' t he?
Darth Darthy
11-13-2003, 01:05 AM
Yes buuuuuutttttt........
Is Obidobi on dopey?
Obidobi
11-13-2003, 01:06 AM
Nope....
How old is Obidobi?
Rogue_0009
11-13-2003, 09:20 AM
Old-bidobi
Is man the mistake of God; or god the mistake of man??
Obidobi
11-13-2003, 09:23 PM
I dunno...I don't belive in it....
Can you swim?
Darth Darthy
11-13-2003, 10:55 PM
Yes, I have my 3 meter swimming certificate to prove it.
Do you think Obidobi wears a life jacket when he sleeps on his big boat?
JediJaina
11-13-2003, 11:10 PM
I would hope so!
What is with this obsession with Obidobi?
Jedi_of_the_North
11-13-2003, 11:28 PM
I don't know but style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/censored.gif you took my question
Is George W. Bush high or just plain stupid?
Obidobi
11-13-2003, 11:33 PM
I dunno...I don't know any George W Bush... style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/rolleyes.gif
Is Obidobi a wonderful dude? style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/w00t.gif
Darth_Badman
11-14-2003, 12:25 AM
No, he probably sucks.
Does Obidobi suck?
JediJaina
11-14-2003, 02:18 AM
He probably sucks through a straw
Can we please move on to a different question that doesn't involve Obidobi? style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif
Rogue_0009
11-14-2003, 09:24 AM
Sure
Hey did you see that three-hearded monkey over there??
Siri Ruane
11-14-2003, 10:05 AM
Gee I need to change my avatar.
Last song your listened to?
Dark Skywalker 9
11-14-2003, 11:48 AM
Creatures For a While by 311
What's the last DVD you purchased?
Siri Ruane
11-14-2003, 05:21 PM
I don't buy DVDs style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/mellow.gif
What's the last CD you purchased?
Momin327
11-14-2003, 05:21 PM
I didn't purchase it, but my brother purchased Swingers, so it's kinda mine.
Obidobi
11-14-2003, 09:37 PM
Ok it's cool....
Why didn't Momin327 ask a question?
Momin327
11-14-2003, 10:19 PM
^ I forgot.
V What's the last music CD you bought?
Darth Darthy
11-14-2003, 10:26 PM
Metallica: St Anger and it was dissapointing.
I definately saw a three-headed monkey, didn't you?
Obidobi
11-14-2003, 11:22 PM
Yes...I went to the SS page and saw one there... style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif
What will be SS's next move?
Darth Darthy
11-14-2003, 11:30 PM
Attack of the Mutant Morons Part VI: Superfool Strikes a Tree on his tricycle and Dies
Will there be a sequel - whats it called?
Obidobi
11-14-2003, 11:38 PM
S/S Ess Ess the love boat...
Who will be the lead actor/actress?
flo fett
11-15-2003, 09:49 AM
Since Flo is scottish...Does she speak Gaelic ?
No I don't because only the Gaels who live in the Western Isles speak Gaelic, there are only about 300,000 Gaelic speakers. I speak a little Finnish though if that helps
Who will be the lead actor/actress?
Obidobi as S/S with Darthy as his love interest Kiki. I will of course be in it as I am a good friend of George Lucas. I will play a pineapple in scene 4 where the train leaves the mountain track and strikes an oil tanker.
will there be mass genocide?
Obidobi
11-15-2003, 09:22 PM
No.... Only a suicide by a pineapple around scene 5.....It will eat itself.... style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif
Will it taste good?
Momin327
11-15-2003, 10:41 PM
I don't like pineapple, so... no.
Who is the comic relief?
JediJaina
11-15-2003, 10:51 PM
Darth Darthy
Are you acting silly?
Obidobi
11-15-2003, 11:07 PM
All the time.....
Do I enjoy that?
JediJaina
11-15-2003, 11:11 PM
Yes it's a great way to destress
What is that outside your window?
Momin327
11-15-2003, 11:13 PM
I don't know. I have the blinds up.
Are you guilty of running over any animals?
Darth Darthy
11-16-2003, 01:02 AM
Yes, but it was more of a mosey or quick stroll rathen then a run.
Ever played the "Guess what it was before it became Roadkill" game?
Obidobi
11-16-2003, 11:02 AM
No I've never thought about that one.....
Why is Darhty online at this hour?
Momin327
11-16-2003, 11:27 AM
Because I was online.
What's your favorite kind of steak?
flo fett
11-16-2003, 01:26 PM
one which still twitches
Should I gift wrap your christmas present?
Darth Darthy
11-16-2003, 01:29 PM
I'd prefer if you were nekkid thanks.
What's the worst gift you ever bestowed upon a loved one during the festive season of Lifeday?
JediJaina
11-16-2003, 06:09 PM
I don't recall giving anyone a bad gift.
How much longer until your birthday?
Darth Darthy
11-16-2003, 06:38 PM
7 months to go until you have your first chance to purchase a bad gift for someone.
Pull my finger?
JediJaina
11-16-2003, 06:40 PM
No thanks style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/crazy.gif
Do you scare easily?
Momin327
11-16-2003, 08:02 PM
I can take people by surprise.
What was the last fast-food place you went to?
Rogue_0009
11-16-2003, 08:55 PM
McDonald's, but only to work
Should I quit my job??
flo fett
11-16-2003, 08:57 PM
Aye go on, I'll get you a job in mine
v Is your job sheeeeeyite?
Obidobi
11-16-2003, 09:28 PM
No..I like both my jobs.....
What is the best quality of your boy/girlfriend?
Jedi_of_the_North
11-16-2003, 11:19 PM
The fact that they don't actually exist [I'm painfully single, so any ladies out there on the senate board...I can't really think of a good pick-up line so I'll just let you fill it in.]
Do I sound really desperate?
Obidobi
11-16-2003, 11:57 PM
No...Just like lonely dude who needs a girlfriend....
Are Jedi_of_the_North a desperate man?
JediJaina
11-17-2003, 12:08 AM
I think he's lonely. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/crying.gif
Is love that makes the world go round?
Obidobi
11-17-2003, 12:15 AM
It might be one of the things wich makes the world go round, but not the only thing....
Wich other things make the world go round?
Momin327
11-17-2003, 01:05 AM
^ Music makes the world go round. That and laughter.
V What's your chocolate?
Obidobi
11-17-2003, 01:15 AM
Stratos
What is your icecream?
Aurra Sing
11-17-2003, 01:16 AM
Vanilla, creamy,...wooo...yummm
When do you go to sleep?
Obidobi
11-17-2003, 01:21 AM
I'm going to sleep in just 10 minutes....
Will anyone miss me while I'm sleeping?
Aurra Sing
11-17-2003, 01:23 AM
YES! I'm gonna go to bed too...
When do you get up in the morning?
Obidobi
11-17-2003, 01:27 AM
I work nights, so I'm getting to bed now at 0630 am and wake up at 1445 pm for more work...
Is Aurra gonna sleep tight with good dreams? I hope so...!
DarthSolo
11-17-2003, 01:48 AM
no, aura will be cursed in her dreams with nightmares of you stalking her.
Is wind creepy or arousing?
Momin327
11-17-2003, 05:05 PM
Arousing.
How do you cross the street?
Aurra Sing
11-17-2003, 05:48 PM
Look both ways and sprint!
Did you dream happy thoughts last night?
Siri Ruane
11-17-2003, 06:51 PM
I don't remember...
What did you eat today?
Aurra Sing
11-17-2003, 07:09 PM
Oatmeal, grapes, and a mcdonalds ice cream cone
Do you like ice cream? fav kind?
Siri Ruane
11-17-2003, 07:16 PM
Yes. Rocky road with extra nuts.
What's the last book you read?
Aurra Sing
11-17-2003, 07:58 PM
The Princess Bride
What kind of gum do you prefer?
goodwije
11-17-2003, 08:29 PM
Big Red
Who really did "let the dogs out"?
Aurra Sing
11-17-2003, 10:10 PM
My Grandma
Breakfast? Yes no?
JediJaina
11-17-2003, 10:17 PM
Usually no.
Do you want to get away?
Aurra Sing
11-17-2003, 10:28 PM
So bad.
Accents hot or not?
Obidobi
11-17-2003, 11:09 PM
Hot
Do you speak with an accent?
Siri Ruane
11-17-2003, 11:27 PM
No, but all my siblings have speach impediments.
Are your siblings really weird?
Jedi_of_the_North
11-17-2003, 11:28 PM
Only when I'm on stage and usually really badly at that
Enjoy the show Who's Line is it Anyway??
Siri Ruane
11-17-2003, 11:36 PM
I like what I've seen.
Do you have money?
Jedi_of_the_North
11-17-2003, 11:40 PM
I'm a college student with my soul owned by the theatre department, so what do you think?! OF COURSE I DON'T!
How's my driving?
Obidobi
11-17-2003, 11:41 PM
Yes...
Do you want my money?
Siri Ruane
11-17-2003, 11:42 PM
Yes...
How do you waste your money?
Jedi_of_the_North
11-17-2003, 11:42 PM
Money...I don't need no stinking money. Wait a sec, what am I saying of course I want your money.
Ever think about selling your kidney for money?
Siri Ruane
11-17-2003, 11:44 PM
style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/scratchchin.gif No...
Ever think of selling your brother for money?
Jedi_of_the_North
11-17-2003, 11:44 PM
Every day of my life...
Are you stalking me on the boards?
Siri Ruane
11-17-2003, 11:46 PM
No. I'm getting off right now.
Happy?
Jedi_of_the_North
11-17-2003, 11:50 PM
Not really...I was getting really close to getting past this style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/censored.gif rank of Gungan by posting back and forth with you. Oh well!
Does the desolation of Tatooine remind you of your love life?
Obidobi
11-18-2003, 12:17 AM
Yes....
Did you enjoy the Clone wars mini series?
Jedi_of_the_North
11-18-2003, 12:21 AM
I think it's all right.
Does the coldness of Hoth remind you of your significant other's heart?
Obidobi
11-18-2003, 12:40 AM
I don't have any significant other right now....
Do you have a partner in love?
goodwije
11-18-2003, 01:09 AM
Yes, his name is Rich, my partner for the past 4 years.
Do you like 80's music?
Obidobi
11-18-2003, 01:14 AM
Hell yes... I'm a 80's dude.....
What kind of music do you like?
goodwije
11-18-2003, 01:38 AM
For me it really depends on my mood. Lately it has been Contemporary Jazz.
Have you ever been singing along with a song while driving and then got caught by another driver at a stop light/sign?
Rogue_0009
11-18-2003, 09:19 AM
I don't drive
Should I get my drivers liscense
Jedi_of_the_North
11-18-2003, 12:27 PM
Really, as long as you can find someone to bum a ride from it's not too necessary
Do you think a light tan car that everyone thinks is pink reflects negatively on your manhood?
Darth_Badman
11-18-2003, 02:29 PM
Nah, because lots of things that have to do with being a man are pink.
Can I ride the magic carpet?
flo fett
11-18-2003, 05:05 PM
If you're a really really good boy
v Got any cheese?
Momin327
11-18-2003, 05:07 PM
Yes. I have Cheddar cheese.
What's in your pocket?
flo fett
11-18-2003, 05:12 PM
Um...some C hooks, my elevator key, a pillbox of anti-spasmodic pills, and some loose change
Whats in yours?
Momin327
11-18-2003, 05:18 PM
My cell phone.
How's the weather?
Darth Darthy
11-18-2003, 05:45 PM
This being England, it's grey, dark at 4:00pm, windy and cold.
Wanna come to England?
goodwije
11-18-2003, 05:48 PM
I'd love to.
Ever been outside your country?
Darth Darthy
11-18-2003, 05:52 PM
Many times.
Ever gone to Tunisia, only to find you have to spend a day in 150f in a dessert just to get to Matmata?!?
goodwije
11-18-2003, 06:08 PM
I thought i had Tunisia once.. but it was just a rash.
Are you going to finish your pudding?
Jedi_of_the_North
11-18-2003, 06:17 PM
No, you can have it but I think it's gone rancid
Does Saddam really have weapons of mass destruction?
goodwije
11-18-2003, 06:21 PM
I am sure there where some WMD in the country before the invasion but i think the scope and capacity was greatly exagerated.
Will you tell me a secret?
Jedi_of_the_North
11-18-2003, 06:29 PM
Sure...
Do you promise not to tell?
goodwije
11-18-2003, 06:44 PM
I would never tell a soul.
Is it a really good one?
flo fett
11-18-2003, 08:02 PM
As good as it gets
You ready?
JediJaina
11-18-2003, 08:10 PM
I'm not sure what I'm ready for
Did you do a good deed today?
flo fett
11-18-2003, 08:54 PM
Of course I did, I am a good girl *chokes her lie*
Have you cleansed yourself according to the book of rituals before you presented yourself to my presence?
goodwije
11-18-2003, 09:13 PM
Yes i am squeaky clean and painted blue.
Shall i turn on some music?
Jedi_of_the_North
11-18-2003, 09:16 PM
No thanks, unless it's R.E.M.
Does anyone think I am conversationally anal retentive?
Obidobi
11-18-2003, 09:16 PM
Sure...why not...
Is the cat really that strong?
Jedi_of_the_North
11-18-2003, 09:19 PM
Nah...the only cat's I know can even lift a toilet seat
Should I buy some new pants?
Obidobi
11-18-2003, 09:31 PM
Yes...and buy some new undies too...they stink.... style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif
Do you smell it?
goodwije
11-18-2003, 09:34 PM
Yes, and it is giving me a contact buzz.
Is that an Ice Cream truck i hear?
Obidobi
11-18-2003, 09:42 PM
No...It was my fart..... style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/blush.gif
Should the sex thread be closed?
Momin327
11-18-2003, 09:53 PM
Yes. We can't allow minors to wander into "that place..."
Will a musical renaissance come anytime soon?
Rogue_0009
11-18-2003, 10:29 PM
Not unless the recording industry is completely recreated as it was from 1950-1985
Why doesn't the RIAA want me to share??
Momin327
11-18-2003, 11:00 PM
Because they greedy, power-hungry bureaucrats who want money out of our pockets.
Who will help me take down the RIAA, one song at a time?
Jedi_of_the_North
11-18-2003, 11:14 PM
I pledge all the evil powers that I have as a ringwraith to their downfall. One CD to destroy them all!!!
Does anyone know if the RIAA can read this or has informants in the Senate?
Momin327
11-18-2003, 11:20 PM
I hope not. If there are, they will pay for their treachery!
Are you an RIAA narc?
Jedi_of_the_North
11-18-2003, 11:21 PM
Nope, I'm on your side!
Anybody else think Colin Mochrie is hot?
Aurra Sing
11-18-2003, 11:27 PM
He looks like a pig kind of.
Anyone want to fill my brain with Western World History in 2 seconds?
Jedi_of_the_North
11-18-2003, 11:28 PM
I would but I haven't taken Western Civ yet
Does anyone think that I post to wordplay obsessively?
Obidobi
11-18-2003, 11:54 PM
No more than me....
Who is next?
Jedi_of_the_North
11-18-2003, 11:56 PM
That would be me
Have fortune cookies ever given you grief about your love life?
JediJaina
11-19-2003, 01:51 AM
No, usually they tell me I'm going to come into money. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif
Do you need caffeine?
goodwije
11-19-2003, 02:20 AM
Not really, i have had enough today.
Do you dream in color?
Rogue_0009
11-19-2003, 09:19 AM
Only certain colours, for some reason I can't get green, yellow, and several shade of purple.
Isn't that weird?
Obidobi
11-19-2003, 10:51 AM
Yes you are.....
Why can't I stay longer?
because you have to go
is this a silly game?
Agent Sith
11-19-2003, 11:25 AM
no, i can beat one up.
Dont you hate how some people in the Galactic Senate have a BIG power-trip?
JediJaina
11-19-2003, 02:31 PM
Don't even go there.
What is your favorite lullaby?
Momin327
11-19-2003, 05:58 PM
"Jack and Jill"
What's your favorite?
Darth Darthy
11-19-2003, 06:16 PM
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre in Song.
Pawn to C64. What's your move, chump?
Saranac
11-19-2003, 07:32 PM
Queen to c17;checkmate
Ever streak and sing lullabyes?
Momin327
11-19-2003, 09:38 PM
NO!
Have you taken a dump (crap) that made you feel like you were going to vomit?
Jedi_of_the_North
11-19-2003, 10:06 PM
Only after Mexican night at the Student Union
Ever outlined a chapter in a book that turned out to be longer that the actual chapter?
JediJaina
11-20-2003, 01:09 AM
I can't recall. I haven't had to do that kind of stuff in a long time.
Do you wish this was all a dream?
No, it's more like a nightmare
Anybody hungry?
Rogue_0009
11-20-2003, 09:15 AM
sorta
Have you seen my wallet??
Aurra Sing
11-20-2003, 09:22 AM
I stole it! style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif
Are you going anywhere for Thanksgiving?
Going drunk most likely
Wanna join?
Jedi_of_the_North
11-20-2003, 12:04 PM
No thanks. A sinus headache with a hangover would probably really suck
Is Dick Cheney really the man that is running our country?
goodwije
11-20-2003, 01:22 PM
No .. I AM
Are you as tired as i am?
Darth Darthy
11-20-2003, 01:51 PM
No, not at all. I shall take a sip of beer to celebrate that fact. *SIP*
What's the greatest beer to have tantilised your taste buds?
Jedi_of_the_North
11-20-2003, 04:44 PM
Colt 45 Malt Liquor Beverage [actually I don't drink I just thought I'd make a Billy Dee Williams reference]
Have you ever played phone tag with an academic advisor who doesn't exist?
Agent Sith
11-20-2003, 07:19 PM
he already is! duhh
is your swartz as big as mine?
Darth Darthy
11-20-2003, 07:36 PM
Several meters larger I believe.
Are you impressed by the length and girth of my swartz?
Jedi_of_the_North
11-20-2003, 08:10 PM
I've seen bigger
Anybody else think that stupidity needs to be more painful?
Angel Starmaster
11-20-2003, 09:53 PM
I betcha someone does. (Ouch!)
That an axe in your hand or are you just glad to see me?
JediJaina
11-20-2003, 10:11 PM
Just glad to see you as I don't have an axe. Lightsaber seems more right.
Do little kids drive you crazy?
Momin327
11-20-2003, 10:26 PM
No. I love kids, they're so cute!
Do you play a stringed instrument?
Siri Ruane
11-20-2003, 10:42 PM
Yes.
Do you play a horn instrument?
Jedi_of_the_North
11-20-2003, 11:10 PM
Nope, it's kinda hard to play the piano like a horn
Is Michael Jackson ever going to learn to stop molesting small children?
Siri Ruane
11-20-2003, 11:49 PM
No.
Did you know yesterday was the pop tarts birthday? 40 YEARS!! style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/ohmy.gif
Momin327
11-21-2003, 12:43 AM
No, I didn't know pop tarts were that old.
What's your typical breakfast?
Rogue_0009
11-21-2003, 09:22 AM
Leggo my Eggos
Maple syrup or that butter flavored stuff??
Maple syrup
IBM PC or Apple Macintosh?
Darth Darthy
11-21-2003, 10:09 AM
Uh, PC.
Do people actually still buy Macs?
JediJaina
11-21-2003, 02:14 PM
Yes, my bf's brother hasn't used anything but a mac. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/crazy.gif
Why do you like your computer?
Because I can visite the galactic senate with it style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif with both my Mac and my PC!
Anybody seen my left shoe
JediJaina
11-21-2003, 03:08 PM
It's on your right foot
What Star Wars location would you want to live at?
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