Quotable Quotes

[Handothrawn]

Has anyone got a quote to share? SW or otherwise. Inspirational, spiritual, or just plain hilarious, from TV, Movies, Books, whatever.

I have alot I want to share, so I hope someone else replies, that way I don't look like an idiot, being the only poster and all.

[DanielSkywalker]

Alright, I got one:

"Freedom--to do as you ought to, not as you please."

PS Plus, I got a quote by THE JAM down below here.

[Handothrawn]

Some of My Personal Favorites :devil:

"Oh where's the line anymore? Oh, I got news for you, its not even on the radar screen. The days of decency are virtually gone, honey. BAM! Freakin' evaporated like a dingy, stinkin mudhole. One day you see your reflection it, and the next its a damn oil spot on you broken driveway, staring back at you, mocking you BLAH, BLAH, BLAH! All the while knowing the perverted truth that rots in the pit of your soul! Thats how my freakin' day was!"
style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/eh.gif Maybe you had to be there. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/eh.gif

"Face it, if crime did not pay, there would be very few criminals."
- Laughton Lewis Burdock

[DanielSkywalker]

"Gentlemen, you can't fight in here; this is the war room."

President Muffley from "Dr. Strangelove."

[nerfer]

<span style="color:c1007e"><span style="font-family:comic sans ms">'Life is what happens when your busy making other plans' - John Lennon.

'My bounty is as boundless as the sea,
My love as deep;the more I give to thee,
The more I have, for both are infinite.' - Shakespeare.

'Let me not to the marriage of true minds
Admit impediments. *Love is not love
Which alters when it alteration finds.' - Shakespeare

'God does not play dice with the universe' - Albert Einstien

'God not only plays dice, he also throws them where they cannot be seen.' - Stephen Hawking

'Doh' -Homer Simpson

'size matters not' - Yoda style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wink.gif

'I love it when a plan comes together.' - Hannibal (The A-Team)</span></span>

[Lara]

"The heart is like an instrument whose strings steal nobler music from life's many frets." -Gerald Massey

"Only where the heart is can the treasure be found." -James Barrie

"Go to your bosom;
Knock there, and ask your heart
what it doth know." -William Shakespeare

[BL-17]

"What we obtain too cheap, we esteem too lightly... it would be strange indeed if so celestial an article as freedom should not be highly rated." --Thomas Paine

"The tree of Liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots... " --Thomas Jefferson, 1787

"Let us reign true justice upon our sidious opposition, the bearers of darkness, seeders of true Evil, violators of our sanctity, and strike with the unrelenting force of our Ethereal Fury!" --Saint George

[Polunis]

"Things alter for the worse spontaneously, if they be not altered for the better designedly."
Francis Bacon (1561 - 1626); English philosopher, statesman, essayist.

"It does not matter how slowly you go so long as you do not stop."
Confucius (551-479 B.C); Chinese philosopher.

"Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn't."
Erica Jong (b. 1942); US author

[Blizzard]

Keep your eyes on the stars and your paws on the ground.

You can't chase two mice at the same time.

People are to be taken in very small doses.

A coward dies a thousand deaths, the brave just nine.

Hasty climbers have sudden falls.

Beauty is only fur deep.


~~daily Meowisms from Meow Te Ching by Meow Tzu

[Polunis]

Originally posted by Blizzard@July 30 2002 - 01:33
Keep your eyes on the stars and your paws on the ground.

You can't chase two mice at the same time.

People are to be taken in very small doses.

A coward dies a thousand deaths, the brave just nine.

Hasty climbers have sudden falls.

Beauty is only fur deep.


~~daily Meowisms from Meow Te Ching by Meow Tzu
Where did you obtain those inspiring quotes? style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wink.gif

[Vyndim]

<span style="color:000070">One of my personal favorites:

"You should really learn to be nicer to people, they outnumber you 6.5 billion to one."

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[JediBendu]

"Karma p*sses on everyone - sooner or later you're going to get wet" - anon

[Blizzard]

Pol, I told ya... Meow Te Ching by Meow Tzu.

Time is a whisker in the face of eternity.

Talk does not catch mice.

You can't have your mouse and eat it too.

Do not blame God for creating dogs, but thank him for not giving them wings.

Early to bed, early to rise, makes a cat mighty tired by afternoon.

[Polunis]

But how did you come across Meow Te Ching by Meow Tzu? I'm sure there is a "purr"fectly good explanation. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif :lol:

[Clara]

<span style="color:7000CC">*Punches alien* "Welcome to Earth." -Independence Day</span>

[STar war spUNK]

"nothing happens by accident." - qui-gon jinn
"fate is a tangle. we can only follow one thread."
"growing old is mandatory. growing up is optional."


ugh there is one i cannot remember. it is like,
"this is your life and it is going away minute by minute." or something. ugh how rude of me not to remember.

[Luvinna.]

Keep your words kind, soft and sweet, for tomorrow you may have to eat them.

Even a tombstone says good things about a fellow who's down.

Kindness is like jam. You can't spread any without getting some on yourself.

Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.

Remember, when opportunity knocks, you still have to get off the couch and open the door.

[DanielSkywalker]

Ok, all of these quotes come from one of the greatest films of all time -- FIGHT CLUB.

"This is your life and it's ending one minute at a time."
~Narrator~

Narrator: "I... I don't know. I guess... when people think you're dying, they really listen, instead..."
Marla: "-Instead of just waiting for their turn to speak."

"With insomnia, you're never really asleep; you're never really awake."
~Narrator~

"I am Jack's smirking revenge."
"I am Jack's cold sweat."
"I am Jack's raging bile duct."
"I am Jack's broken heart."
"I am Jack's complete lack of surprise."
~Narrator~

"With a gun in your mouth, you speak only speak in vowels."
~Narrator~

"On a long enough timeline, the survival rate for everyone drops to zero."
~Narrator~

"I felt like putting a bullet between the eyes of every Panda that wouldn't screw to save its species. I wanted to open the dump valves on oil tankers and smother all the French beaches I'd never see. I wanted to breathe smoke."
~Narrator~

"After fighting, everything else in your life has got the volume turned down."
~Narrator~

"A guy started at Fight Club, his ass was a wad of cookie dough. *After a few weeks, he was carved out of wood."
~Narrator~

"That old saying, how you always hurt the one you love, well, it works both ways."
~Narrator~

"If I did have a tumor, I would name it Marla. Marla, the little scratch on the roof of your mouth that would heal if only you would stop tonguing it, but you can't."
~Narrator~

"I wanted to destroy something beautiful."
~Narrator~

"You just had a near-life experience."
~Tyler~

"We were raised on television to believe that we'd all be millionares, movie gods, rock stars, but we won't. And we're starting to figure that out."
~Tyler~

"It's only after you've lost everything that you're free to do anything."
~Tyler~

"You have a kind of sick desperation in your laugh."
~Tyler~

"We are defined by the choices we make."
~Tyler~

"You are not your job.
You are not how much you have in the bank.
You are not the contents of your wallet.
You are not your *friggin'* Khakis.
You are not a beautiful and unique snowflake.
You are the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world."
~Tyler~

"Our generation has had no Great Depression, no Great War.
Our war is spiritual. Our depression is our lives."
~Tyler~

[Jedi_Zachaa]

<span style="color:cc00ff">Nerf, you took mine!!! style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wink.gif

I always liked "I will find new ways to mmmotivate them"- Darth Vader, ROTJ</span>

[Obi-Wan]

<span style="color:blue">I have a few quotes.

Well, that's just Prime. -Optimus Primal, Beast Wars

I am Alpha and Omega, Optimus Primal. The Beginning and The End. -Megatron, Beast Wars

Were all gonna die. -Rattrap, Beast Wars

Those are quotes from my Favorite Cartoon.</span>

[Mann]

"Wars not make one great"- Yoda style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/y.gif

[Blizzard]

The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other ******* die for his.
~~General George S. Patton


<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE</div><div class='quotemain'>But how did you come across Meow Te Ching by Meow Tzu? *I'm sure there is a "purr"fectly good explanation. * *[/b][/quote]

LOL!!! It's a book I bought yesterday by Michael Kent. It's cool. Meow Te Ching (http://www.newageretailer.com/editorial/reviews/b_meowteching.asp) :kitty:

[Seanakin]

I tell it like it is. Cosell tells it like Roone Arledge wants it told.

-Harry Caray

[BL-17]

"I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones." --Albert Einstein

"Nuclear war would really set back cable." --Ted Turner

"What's the use of sending a $2 million missile into a $10 tent to hit a camel in the butt?" --George W. Bush

"The purpose of all war is ultimately peace." --Saint Augustine

"In war there is no prize for the runner-up." --General Omar Bradley

"When you have to kill a man it costs nothing to be polite." --Sir Winston Churchill

[Rinc]

As we're on the war theme:

"So let us brace ourselves to our duty, so bear ourselves, that if the British Empire and its Commonwealth should last a thousand years, men will still say, 'this was our finest hour.'" - Winston Churchill

And others...

"Not everything that can be counted counts, and not everything that counts can be counted." - Albert Einstein

"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." - Albert Einstein

"In the End we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends." - Martin Luther King

[Lara]

"The openhearted and open-minded people are the strong ones...They have the most power because they give instead of take. They give and gain while the takers lose." -Susan Trott

"The heart outstrips the clumsy senses, and sees - perhaps for an instant, perhaps for long periods of bliss - an undistorted and more veritable world." -Evelyn Underhill

"It is only with the heart that one can see rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye." -Antoine de Saint-Exupery

[Handothrawn]

First Quotes of a Comical Nature:

"I bent my Wookie."
* * * * *-Ralph Wiggum

"Dammit, Man! This isn't Rocket Science, this is Brain Surgery!"
* * * * * * * * * * * * * -Mongomery Burns

"I don't have low self-esteem....its a mistake. I have low esteem for everyone else."
* * * * * * * * * -Daria

"You know, you remind me of a poem I can't remember, and a place I may never have been to, and a song which may never have existed."
- Abraham Simpson

[Handothrawn]

"If you know your self, and know your enemy, you never must fear the outcome of a thousand battles."
- Sun Tzu
(Bliz sparked my memory of that one, sounds like something Tsavong Lah would say, doesn't it?)

[Seanakin]

"Someone has to pronounce it correctly, 'cause I sure cain't."

-John Anderson, on why the backup singers say "Swingin'" while he pronounced it "Swangin'"

[Lara]

"Love is space and time made directly perceptible to the heart." -Marcel Proust

"...If there was such a thing as immortality, love was probably at its heart." -Norman Garbo

"I'm certain of nothing but of the holiness of the Heart's affections and the truth of Imagination - What the imagination seizes as Beauty must be truth..." -John Keats

"...each action taken in this world has its echo in the heart." -Gelsey Kirkland

[STar war spUNK]

ah danielskywalker you took my fight club quotes.
let me see what i have...


there is a fine line between love and hate.
its not really the end. it is the start of a new beginning.

ah i cannot think. i will have to come back later.

[Blizzard]

I takes all kinds to make a galaxy...

~Han Solo, The Paradise Snare

[nerfer]

<span style="color:c1007e"><span style="font-family:comic sans ms">Hehe sorry Zachaa style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif :p</span></span>

[Lara]

"If you haven't had at least a slight poetic crack in the heart, you have been cheated by nature." -Phyllis Battelle

"My heart was full to overflowing with an emotion I didn't understand then, or believe it was necessary to understand, not old or wise enough to know that there's magic in the moonlight of every parting that can survive the bright light of real life." -David Payne

[DanielSkywalker]

All of these quotes come from the great comedy, THE JERK.

"I was born a poor black child."

"I'm picking out a thermos for you."

"These cans are defective."

"I'm not a bumb; I'm a jerk."

"There's so many snails on her plate, you can't even see the food."

"You mean I have to stay this color?"

[BL-17]

"Time is too slow for those who wait, too swift for those who fear, too long for those who grieve, too short for those who rejoice, but for those who love, time is eternity." --Henry Van Dyke

"How on earth are you ever going to explain in terms of chemistry and physics so important a biological phenomenon as first love?"

"Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. That's relativity." --Albert Einstein

[Lara]

Great quotes guys!!! :thumbs-up:

"It's a kind of death to keep repeating yourself and your life over and over again." - Asher Lev Taken from Chaim Potok's "The Gift of Asher Lev

"Riddles, puzzles, double meanings, lost possibilities, the dark side to the light, the light side to the darkness, different perspectives on the same things. Nothing in this whole world has only one side to it. Everything is like a kaleidoscope." - Asher Lev Taken from Chaim Potok's "The Gift of Asher Lev

[Handothrawn]

"Do not assume there are no crocdiles, just because the water is calm."
-Malaysian Proverb

[flo fett]

uh lets see...

'tuppence more and up goes the donkey' (terry pratchett)

'to speak the name of the dead is to make them live again' (egyptian book of the dead)

'alea iacta est (the die is cast)' (julius caesar)

'do you know how popular i am? i am sooo poular, everyone at this school loves me sooo much' (claire, the breakfast club)

'shio-metsu metsu-i! (all living things must die)' (I ching, 12th cen)

'by the power of greyskull!' (he-man)

'rubber ducky you're the one, you make my bathtimes lots of fun. rubber ducky! i'm awfully fond of you!' (ernie, sesame street)

i know the last one's technically a song but hey..it's a winner!
oh and not forgetting the quote in my signature, by the lovely mr edward izzard

[STar war spUNK]

Originally posted by handothrawn@Aug. 01 2002 - 12:13
"Do not assume there are no crocdiles, just because the water is calm."
* * * * * * *-Malaysian Proverb
my mom lived in malaysia all her life and has never heard that one before!!!

hm let me see...

it's such a waste to be wasted in the first place.
-anthony kiedis

open your eyes to the millions of lies that they tell you everyday.
-john feldmann

[BL-17]

"Concentration, focus, long-term thinking--those are the qualities that seperate a warrior from a mere flailing fighter."

"On no fewer than four occasions I told the Emperor that I would not waste his troops and ships attacking an enemy which I was not yet prepared to defeat. The first time I refused he called me a traitor and gave my attack forces someone else. After its destruction, he knew better than to ignore my commendations."

"I am not the Lord Darth Vader--I do not spend my men recklessly. Nor do I take their deaths lightly."

"Do you require a reminder of what it means to defy the Empire?" --Grand Admiral Thrawn

[BlueSaber]

"Just because you're not paranoid doesn't mean the world *isn't* out to get you" - Not sure of source.

"If things can do absolutely completely wrong, they will."-me

"I'm not stressed, I'm just terrible terrible alert."-me

"If it's not broken, chances are it soon will be."-me

"If it is broken, chances are the warantee expired yesterday."-Garfield (I think)

"Wucha. Chiyagoba thangowa!" -Wicket W. Warrick.

[Darth Whaler]

One of my favorite quotes is tennis player Andre Agassi's two rules to live by:

"You can never drive too far for Taco Bell and you can never beat someone too badly."

[Obi-Wan]

<span style="color:blue">Here is a few more quotes.

"Give it up Megatron!" -Optimus Prime, Transformers Armada.

"You have no way to stop us! -Megatron, Transformers Armada.

"Time to turn it up!" -Megatron, Transformers Armada.

Those are some of my Favorite Transformers quotes.</span>

[BL-17]

"In England they keep on asking, "Why doesn't he come?" Be calm. Be calm. He coming! He's coming!"

"There will be a class of subject alien races; we need not hesitate to call them slaves."

"A single blow must destroy the enemy... without regard of losses... a gigantic all-destroying blow."

"Those who want to live, let them fight, and those who do not want to fight in this world of eternal struggle do not deserve to live." --Adolf Hitler

Some fairly evil quotes, if I do say so myself...

[Darth Darthy]

"If he were alive today, I would kick him squarely in his nut." Me referring Adolf Hitler.

[BL-17]

style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif *The feeling is mutual.

[Padme]

<span style="color:red">"You like me, you really, really like me."

-Sally Field, Academy Awards</span>

[Luvinna.]

If man were virtuous, there would be no need for a government at all. *-- James Madison

Procrastinate later. *-- John Bytheway

No man has a good enough memory to be a successful liar. *-- Abraham Lincoln

Truth is so precious she is watched over by a bodyguard of lies. *-- Winston Churchill

As long as the day last, let's give it all we've got. *-- David O McKay

Whether you believe you can do a thing or not, you are right. *-- Henry Ford

[Brian]

"When you don't know where you are going, any road will do."
-The Koran (I think)

[DarthFlip]

Hey sully, remember when I told you I would kill you last?

Yes, yes Matrix you did

I lied
(Arine in Commando)

[Darth Vegas]

"35 years from now you reprogrammed me to be your protector here, in this time".

[Angel Starmaster]

Well, I figured we should bring this thread back to life. So what the heck. Bumpers.



Quotes on Human Nature....

"The nature of men and women -their essential nature- is so vile and despicable that if you were to portray a person as he really is, no one would believe you" - W. Somerset Maugham


"A man never reaches that dizzy height of wisdom that he can no longer be led by the nose." - Mark Twain


"It's easier to denature plutonium than to denature the evil spirit of man." - Albert Einstien


"It is human nature to think wisely and act foolishly." - Anatole France


"No doubt Jack the Ripper excused himself on the grounds that it was human nature." - A. A. Milne

[Angel Starmaster]

Geez, am i the only one left who likes this thread?

Fine, I shall amuse myself then.

Quotes on Boring People;


"Bore, n. A person who talks when you wish him to listen." - Ambrose Bierce

"Bore: a man who is never unintentionally rude." - Oscar Wilde

"He is not only dull himself, he is the cause of dullness in others." Samuel Johnson

"Bores bore each other too, but it never seems to teach them anything." - Don Marquis


"We often forgive those who bore us, but we cannot forgive those whom we bore." - Francois De La Rouchefoucauld

"A bore is a fellow talking who can change the subject back to his topic of conversation faster than you can change it back to yours." - Laurence J. Peter

[Siri Ruane]

"I... I've never seen that... I've never seen anyone drive their garbage out to the street and then bang the hell out of it with a stick... I... I've never seen that."
-Ray Peterson

"Rock & roll is not so much a question of guitars as it is striped pants."
-David Lee Roth

[Tovor]

Originally posted by Angel Starmaster@Feb 5 2005, 06:26 PM
Geez, am i the only one left who likes this thread?

Fine, I shall amuse myself then.
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Nice thread Angel. Thanks for amusing me too. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/howdy.gif

[Greedo Boy]

It's not Angel's thread... It's Hando's... style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/unsure.gif

[Tovor]

Yes, but Angel revived it and cared for it, nurturing it back to the top of the thread pile.

[Greedo Boy]

He posted twice... style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/huh.gif

[Tovor]

It's called nurturing, dear boy.

[Greedo Boy]

Never heard of it.

[Angel Starmaster]

No problem Tovor. style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/howdy.gif

Here's one you can appreciate, GB.

Quotes on Death style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/skullwink.gif

"It's not that I'm afraid to die. I just don't to be there when it happens." -Woody Allen

"Sleep is lovely, death is better still, not to have been born is of course the miracle." - Heinrich Heine

"Those who welcome death have only tried it from the ears up." - Wilson Mizner

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[Angel Starmaster]

All right all you romantics out there; Here's some Quotes in honor of Valentine's day.
So when you're curled up with you're special someone and you wonder if perhaps you might be in love....remember these quotes.

Quotes on Love;

"Love is the delightful interval between meeting a beautiful girl and discovering that she looks like a haddock." - John Barrymore

"Love is the most subtle form of self-interest." - Holbrook Jackson

"Love is something that hangs up behind the bathroom door and smells of Lysol." - Ernest Hemingway

"Love is the state in which a man sees things most decidedly as they are not." - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

"A temporary insanity curable by marriage." - Ambrose Bierce

"The delusion that one woman differs from another." - H.L. Mencken

"First love is a kind of vaccination which saves a man from catching the complaint a second time." - Honore De Balzac

"In the Forties, to get a girl you had to be a GI or a jock. In the Fifties, to get a girl you had to be Jewish. In the Sixties, to get a girl you had to be black. In the Seventies, to get a girl you've got to be a girl." - Mort Sahl
is what he said!]

"Love is so much better when you're not married." - Maria Callas

"many a man in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marrying the whole girl." - Stephen Leacock

"By the time you swear you're his,
Shivering and sighing,
And he vows his passion is
Infinite, undying-
One of you is lying." - Dorothy Parker

"Many a man has fallen in love with a girl in a light so dim he would not have chosen a suit by it." - Maurice Chevalier

"It is a mistake to speak of a bad choice in love, since as soon as a choice exists, it can only be bad. - Marcel Proust

"It's possible to love a human being if you don't know them too well." - Charles Bukowski

"The Art of Love: knowing how to combine the temperament of a vampire with the discretion of an anemone." - E.M. Cioran

"Love is only a dirty trick played on us to achieve the continuation of the species." - W. Somerset Maugham

"To be in love is merely to be in a state of perceptual anesthesia." - H.L. Mencken

"Love is the desire to prostitute oneself." - Charles Baudelaire

"Love: a burnt match skating in a urinal." - Hart Crane

"When we want to read of the deeds that are done for love, whither do we turn? To the murder column." - George Bernard Shaw

"What is irritating about love is that it is a crime that requires an accomplice." - Charles Baudelaire

"Love is two minutes fifty-two seconds of squishing noises. It shows your mind isn't clicking right." - Johnny Rotten

"Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence." - H.L. Mencken

"Love is the word used to label the sexual excitement of the young, the habituation of the middle-aged, and the mutual dependence of the old." - John Ciardi

"Boy Meets Girl, So What?" - Bertolt Brecht


Happy Valentine's Day everyone! style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/heartbeat.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/inlove.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/rose.gif style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue2.gif

[DarthAnakin]

" The worst torture in the world, is making someone listen to Celine Dion for more than 5 minutes"

- My Political Science Professor style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin.gif

[Miasmo]

"That famous "revival of religion," about which so many people have been talking for so long, will not come about as the result of evangelistic mass meetings or the television appearances of photogenic clergymen. It will come about as the result of biochemical discoveries that will make it possible for large numbers of men and women to achieve a radical self-transcendence and a deeper understanding of the nature of things. And this revival of religion will be at the same time a revolution. From being an activity mainly concerned with symbols, religion will be transformed into an activity concerned mainly with experience and intuition – an everyday mysticism underlying and giving significance to everyday rationality, everyday tasks and duties, everyday human relationships." - Aldous Huxley

[Sargoth]

^Nice!


The culture war is like a bar fight and I'm your broken pool cue. - Stephen Colbert.

[Darth Massacrus]

Franklin Pierce: "there is nothing left to do but get drunk.."

Richard Nixon: "@#$%^!#$%^&^%!!!"

Bill Clinton: "I did not have have sex..."

Sen. John McCain: "why is chelsea clinton so ugly? because Janet Reno is her father"

Me: I can speak cursive, as well as write in it...

[Miasmo]

If you can't find a God, then for your own sake, find a partner. You need some form of a loving constant in your life that embraces you while pushing you to greater heights. - Miasmo

[Darth Massacrus]

" cynicism is the best point of view to have. Either you're proven right, or you're pleasantly surprised" -Darth Massacrus

[Meiame]

Wow, these are really good quotes everyone! I hope I'm not reposting anything that I happened to miss when I read through everything.

"Keep smiling, it makes people wonder what you’re up to."

"I’d kill for a Nobel Peace Prize."

"If you can’t fix it with duck tape, you haven’t used enough."

"I didn’t lose my mind, I sold it on E-bay!"

[Darth Zan Maka]

"It's only after we've lost everything that we've free to do anything."

Friedrich Nietzsche (from the face of Tyler Dyrden)

[Darth Relentless]

"I think he has the mental age of a banana" -Darth Darthy

[Sluggo]

The Ark of the Covenant is the Holy Grail of Biblical Archeology - Sluggo

[Darth Relentless]

"empire21 is a douche" -Darth Relentless

[Darth Zan Maka]

"Life is **** and then you Die" - H. Rollings

[Tovor]

"That's the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard, and I wasn't even listening."
--Groucho Marx

[Darth Zan Maka]

I love people the most when i try to deny that passion. - Friedrich N.

Sometimes in this life you truly begin to possess the things inly after you truly let them go.
Taquin, buddah monk.

[flo fett]

God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh. - Voltaire

It is dangerous to be right when the government is wrong - Voltaire

[empire21]

"empire21 is a douche" -Darth Relentless

:rofl:

[Cydon]

From Wikia Quotes Home Page:

All Faith is false, all Faith is true: Truth is the shattered mirror strown
In myriad bits; while each believes his little bit the whole to own.
~Sir Richard Francis Burton~

Some of my personal faves:

The more you sweat in training, the less you'll bleed in battle.
--Army Basic Training Saying

"Do not touch anything unnecessarily. Beware of pretty girls in dance halls and parks who may be spies, as well as bicycles, revolvers, uniforms, arms, dead horses, and men lying on roads -- they are not there accidentally."
--Soviet infantry manual, issued in the 1930's

"The best armor is staying out of gun-shot."
--Italian proverb

"To throw bombs from an airplane will do as much damage as throwing bags of flour. It will be my pleasure to stand on the bridge of any ship while it is attacked by airplanes."
-- Newton Baker, US minister of defense (1921)

[nefertiti]

"Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names."

-John Fitzgerald Kennedy

[Tovor]

"empire21 is a douche" -Darth Relentless
:lol: :lol: :lol:

[Tovor]

I can forgive, but I never forget. And if I cannot forget, then I suppose I never forgive. And if I cannot forgive, then I cannot forget. I thought we established that already?

--Tovor

[Tovor]

The stars aren't as high up as you think they are. So reach up and grab them, and the world will be yours.

--Tovor

[Blizzard]

"I feel like the shat someone just scraped off the bottom of their shoe."

~ Blizzard Skies 1989

[Tovor]

Sometimes I feel like the shoe.

~Tov 2007

[MXCABRINI]

My advice to you is to get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy: if not, you'll become a philosopher
- Socrates

[Tovor]

:lol: :lol: :lol:

[Miasmo]

"We are all our own graveyards I believe; we squat amongst the tombs of the people we were. If we're healthy, every day is a celebration, a Day of the Dead, in which we give thanks for the lives that we lived; and if we are neurotic we brood and mourn and wish that the past was still present." --Clive Barker

[Darth Astarte]

Over thinking, over analyzing separates the body from the mind. Withering my intuition, missing opportunities and I must feed my will to feel my moment drawing way outside the lines.

With my feet upon the ground I lose myself between the sounds and open wide to suck it in and feel it move across my skin. I'm reaching up and reaching out. I'm reaching for the random or what ever will bewilder me. And following our will and wind we may just go where no one's been. We'll ride the spiral to the end and may just go where no one's been.

~Maynard James Keenan

[bruciarsi]

"To do something well is so worthwhile that to die trying to do it better cannot be foolhardy. It would be a waste of a life to do nothing with one's ability, for I feel that life is measured in achievement, not in years alone."

Bruce McLaren.

[Darth Astarte]

To be loved is to be fortunate, but to be hated is to achieve distinction. :zap:

[Darth Massacrus]

bravery is an idiots word for suicide

-Darth Massacrus

[Darth Massacrus]

to be united by hatred.... is a fragile alliance, at best.
-Darth Traya

[nefertiti]

I recently finished collecting the Andromeda series. I very much enjoyed the quotes that started the shows.

"Worlds governed by artificial intelligence often learned a hard lesson: Logic Doesn't Care."

"Here is the price of freedom: your every drop of courage, ounce of pain,
pint of blood. Paid in advance.

"The true quarry of any great adventurer is the undiscovered territory of their own soul."

[Darth Massacrus]

'arrogant' is what self-conscious people call self-confident people
-Darth Massacrus

[Tovor]

'arrogant' is what self-conscious people call self-confident people
-Darth Massacrus
You mean like Darth Sidious to Yoda? :P

[Raganork8]

"Look at the big Brain on Brad!" - samuel L. Jackson.

(it doesn't quite fit in but...)

[flo fett]

"I like cows" - Jedi Master Harrison

Jedi wisdom if ever I heard it.

[Lord Senes]

There's more here than meets the eye!

-Ringo Starr, 1965