The Phantom Menace: line-by-line

[James]

The new TPM line by line thread...... style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif

<span style="color:yellow">STAR WARS
EPISODE I
THE PHANTOM MENACE

Turmoil has engulfed the Galactic Republic. The taxation of trade routes to outlaying star systems is in dispute.

Hoping to resolve the matter with a blockade of deadly battleships, the greedy Trade Federation has stopped all shipping to the small planet of Naboo.

While the congress of the Republic endlessly debates this alarming chain of events, the Supreme Chancellor has secretly dispatched two Jedi Knights, the guardians of peace and justice in the galaxy, to settle the conflict...</span>

THe Republic cruiser comes into view. It's heading towards the Federation ships surrounding Naboo.

"Captain." -- Qui-Gon Jinn

[Darth Vegas]

"Yes sir."

[Obi-Stu]

"Tell them we wish to board at once."

[Master Patton]

"Yes sir!"

[Obi-Stu]

(continued) "With all due respect for the Trade Federation, the Ambassodors for the Supreme Chancellor wish to board immediately. "

[James]

"Of course...As you know, our blockade is perfectly legal...." -- Nute Gunray

[Obidobi]

Followed by...........

", and we'd be happy to recieve the Ambassador..."


Next...

TC-14 : I'm TC-14 at your service. This way, please.

[James]

The liine continues: "....we are greatly honoured by your visit ambassadors. Please make yourselves comfortable, my master will be with you shortly."

My line:

"I have a bad feeling about this." -- Obi-Wan Kenobi

[Master Patton]

"I don't senes anything." style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/unsure.gif

[James]

"It's not about the mission master, it's something elsewhere.....elusive." -- Obi-Wan

[STar war spUNK]

"Don't center on your anxiety Obi-wan. Keep your concentration on the here and now where it belongs."
-Qui-Gon Jinn

that i believe...

[DblDwn]

Obi-Wan: "But Master Yoda says I should be mindful of the future."

Qui-Gon: "But not at the expense of the moment."

[STar war spUNK]

"Be mindful of the living Force, Young Padawan"
-Qui-Gon Jinn

Yes Master.
-Obi-Wan Kenobi

[Obi-Stu]

Obiwan (cont) :how do you think the trade viceroy will deal with the chancellor's demands?

[STar war spUNK]

qui-gon jinn: the viceroys are cowards...t hismeeting will beshort.... (wait oris that just in the video game?)

[Obi-Stu]

Try : These Federation types are cowards. The negotiations will be short.


Meanwhile outside the room

"What?!? What did you say?"

[Master Patton]

"The Ambassadors are Jedi Knights i belive."

[bluemilk]

DOFINE : I knew it! They were sent to force a settlement, eh. Blind me, we're done for!

[James]

"Viceroy, I don't want this stunted slime in my sight again!...This turn of events is unfortunate. You must accelerate your plans. Begin landing yor troops." -- Sidious style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/evil.gif

[Master Patton]

Not yet CJ, but in a while...

"This time i will contact Lord Sidious!"

[Darth Vegas]

"Are you brain dead? I'm not going in their with two Jedi, send the droid."

[James]

"Is it in their natures to make us wait this long." -- Obi-wan

[Master Patton]

"No, I sense an unusual amount of fear for something as trivial as this trade dispute!"

[James]

In the hangar bay, the republic ship is about to be blown up

"Captain, look!"

[Darth Vegas]

"Shields up!"

[Master Patton]

*The ship blows up. Into the meeting room .*

"Oh ,sorry!" The driod say's as it drop's it's tray!

[STar war spUNK]

(doesn't qui-gon say something like this: )

GAS!

(holds breath)

[James]

He actually says "Dioxis"

Outside, the battle droids are waiting. There's a hologram of Nute Gunray

"They must be dead by now. Destroy what's left of them." -- Nute Gunray

[DblDwn]

Originally posted by Count James@Sep 3 2003, 08:39 PM
He actually says "Dioxis"


Actually I'm pretty sure he says "gas"

[Erick Landrider]

-the doors open

-TC14 comes out, seeming confused

TC-14-"Oh excuse me."

[Master Patton]

"Check it out Corporal, we'll cover you."

[Obi-Stu]

"Roger Roger."

[Master Patton]

*Two lightsabers appear.*

"Oh-ho!"

[Jacen Solo]

Nute Gunray: What is going on down there?

[Master Patton]

Not yet Luuke_Skywalker.

"Blast them!"

then comes first then your line! style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/mellow.gif

[James]

"Have you ever encountered a Jedi Knight before sir??" — Rune Haako

[Obi-Stu]

"Well, not exactly, Seal off the bridge."

[Master Patton]

"That will that be enough sir?"

[James]

"I want droidekas down there at once!!!!" — Nute Gunray, lord of the geeks.

[Master Patton]

"We will not survive this!"

[Obi-Stu]

"Close the blast doors!!!"

[Obi-Stu]

"They're still coming through!"

[Darth Vegas]

Oops...

"Where are those droidekas!?"

[Obi-Stu]

hOW DID THAT HAPPEN?

[Darth Vegas]

I jumped ahead a bit.

"Master Destroyers!"

[Master Patton]

"They’re shield generators!"

[Darth Vegas]

"It's a stand off, lets go!"

[bodhisattva yoda]

zap zap zap zap!

[Master Patton]

"See, thier no match for droidekas!"

[Jacen Solo]

"Sir, they've gone up the ventilation shaft?"

[Obi-Stu]

"Battle droids"

[Master Patton]

"It's an invasion army!"

[Obi-Stu]

"It's an odd play for the Trade Federation. We've got to warn the Naboo and contact Chancellor Valorum. Let's split up. Stow aboard separate ships and meet down on the planet."

[Master Patton]

"You were right about one thing master! The negotiations were short!"

[Jacen Solo]

"Sir, a transmission from the planet."

~ Queen Amidala appears on screen in the Federation ship

[Master Patton]

"At last we are getting results!" style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/blink.gif

[Obi-Stu]

Again you come before me, Your highness. The Federation is pleased...

[Master Patton]

"You will not be so pleased when you hear what i have to say Vicroy, your trade boycot of our planet has ended!" style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/mad.gif

[James]

"I was not aware of such a failure."

[Master Patton]

"I have word that the Chancellor's ambassadors are with you now, and are force to reach a settlement!"

[James]

"I know nothing of any ambassadors. You must be mistaken...." -- Nute Gunray

[Master Patton]

"Beware Vicroy, the Trade Federation has gone too far this time!"

[James]

"We would never do anything wihtout the approval of the Senate. You assume too much." -- Nute

[Darth Vegas]

We will see.

[Master Patton]

"She's right, the senate will never-"

[Obi-Stu]

It's too late now

[Master Patton]

"Do you think she supected an attack?"

[Obi-Stu]

"I don't know, but we must move quickly to disrupt all communications down there."

[James]

On Naboo

"They dont know anything because the ambassadors haven't arrived yet?? But I have assurances from teh chancellor that.....!#@?*&% ......." — Palpatine

[Master Patton]

Not quite it, but it's close enough!

"Seanator palaptine. what's happening?"

[Obi-Stu]

"Check the transmission generators..."

[Master Patton]

"The coumunication disruption could only mean one thing, invasion!"

[James]

"The Federation wouldn't dare go that far... We must continue to rely on negotiations. " — The Queen

[Master Patton]

You misseda line from Panaka.

"The seante would revoke thier trade franchise, and they'd be through."

Or so I think thats it.

[Obi-Stu]

Quite right.


"We must continue to rely on negotiation."

[Master Patton]

"Negotiation? We lost all comunication. And where are the chancellor's ambassadors?"

[YodaFett82]

"This is a dangerous situation, Your Highness. Our security volunteers will be no match against a battle-hardened Federation army."

[Master Patton]

"I will not condone a course of action that will lead us to war."

[Obi-Stu]

Outside

"...and there is no trace of the Jedi. They may have gotton onto one of your landing craft."

[YodaFett82]

"If they're down here, sir, we'll find them."

[Obi-Stu]

Enter Jar Jar...


"Oh, noooooooooo!"

[James]

"GET DOWN!" -- Qui-Gon Jinn (at least i think its that)

[James]

bump......

[Master Patton]

"Ah, yousa saved mi" Or something like that

[YodaFett82]

"Are you brainless? You almost got us killed!"

[Obidobi]

I speak.....

[James]

"The ability to speak does not make you intelligent now get out of here!"

[Master Patton]

"No no, mesa saty! Mesaa called Jar Jar Binks, mesa being yosa humble servant!"

[YodaFett82]

"That won't be necessary."

[James]

"Oooh boot it is, tis demanded by da guds, it is!" style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/banghead.gif

[Obi-Stu]

"I have no time for this now..."

[James]

Big explosion; Jar Jar screams

"GET DOWN!"

[Obi-Stu]

Obi-Wan appears being chased by a speeder droid, Which Qui-Gon makes short work of.

"Yousa saved my again, hey? "

[YodaFett82]

"What's this?"

[Obi-Stu]

"A local. Let's go, before more of those droids show up."

[James]

"More? More did you spake??"

[Obi-Stu]

Continued

"Ex-squeeze me, but da moto grande safe place would be Otoh Gunga. Tis where I grew up...Tis safe city."

[YodaFett82]

"A city? Can you take us there?"

[James]

"Uhhh....on second thoughts, not rilly, no. Tis embarrassing but, mysa bin banished. They do terrible tings to my if mesa goen back dere......terrible tings!"

[YodaFett82]

"You hear that?"

[Obidobi]

uhuh.....!

[YodaFett82]

"That is the sound of a thousand terrible things coming this way."

[Obi-Stu]

"When they find us, they will crush us, grind us into little pieces, then blast us into oblivion!"

[YodaFett82]

"Oh! Yousa point is well seen. Dis way! Hurry!"

[Obi-Stu]

"Much farther?"

[James]

"Wesa goen underwater okeeday? But my warning yous, Gungans no liken outlanders, so don't expect a warm welcome."

[Obi-Stu]

"Don't worry, this has not been our day for warm welcomes."

[Master Patton]

*Jar jar jumps in the watter and yells something.*

"Yousa fellow mesa okeyday"

[James]

They swim until they get to Otoh Gunga

"Oooh .... so good being home!" -- Jar Jar Binks style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/mellow.gif

[Obi-Stu]

Heyo-dalee, Cap'n Tarpals, Mesa back!

[YodaFett82]

"Noah gain, Jar Jar. Yousa goen tada Bosses. Yousa in big dudu dis time."

[Obi-Stu]

<span style="color:purple">Oh no, of all the Jar Jar quotes, I get this one...
</span>


"How Wude"

[YodaFett82]

They are taken to Boss Nass

"Yousa cannot bees hair. Dis army of mackineeks up dare tis new weesong!"

[Obi-Stu]

"That droid army is about to attack the Naboo. We must warn them. "

[YodaFett82]

"Wesa no like da Naboo! Da Naboo tink day so smarty. Day tink day brains so big."

[Obi-Stu]

"After those droids take control of the surface, they will come here and take control of you."

[YodaFett82]

"Mesa no tink so. Dey not know of uss-en."

[Obi-Stu]

"You and the Naboo form a symbiont circle. What happens to one of you will affect the other. You must understand this. "

[YodaFett82]

"Wesa no caren about da Naboo."

[Obi-Stu]

"Then speed us on our way."

[YodaFett82]

"Wesa gonna speed yous away."

[Obi-Stu]

"We need a transport"

[YodaFett82]

"Wesa give yousa una bongo. Da speedest way tooda Naboo tis goen through da planet core. Now go."

[Obi-Stu]

"Thank you for your help. We go in peace."

[YodaFett82]

"Master, what's a bongo?"

[Obi-Stu]

"A transport, I hope."

[Master Patton]

"Theysa setin yousa up...going through the planet dore, bad bombin, any help here would be hot."

[Momin327]

"Master, we're short on time..."

[YodaFett82]

"We'll need a navigator to get us through the planet's core. This Gungan may be of help."

[Master Patton]

"What is to become of Jar Jar Binks here?"

[Momin327]

Hissen to be... punished.

[YodaFett82]

"I saved his life. He owes me what you call a 'life debt.' Your gods demand that his life belongs to me now."

[Master Patton]

"Binks? Yousa have the life played with this hissen?"

[Momin327]

"Um... uh-huh?"

[Master Patton]

"Be gone with him!"

[YodaFett82]

"Count mesa outta dis one! Better dead here, den deader in da core...Yee guds, whata mesa sayin?!"

[Master Patton]

"Thisa nutsa, oh look, goober fish!"

[Momin327]

"Why were you banished, Jar Jar?"

[Obi-Stu]

"Tis a long tale, buta small part wawdabe mesa...ooooh...aaaa.....clumsy."

I Think

[STar war spUNK]

they banished you because you were clumsy?
-obi-wan

[YodaFett82]

"Ahh... Yousa mighten be sayin dat. Mesa cause-ed mabee one or two little bitty axadentes...yud-say boom da gasser, un crash Der Bosses heyblibber...den banished."

[Master Patton]

"Oh-ho! Big gubber fish!"

[Momin327]

"There's always a bigger fish."

[Master Patton]

"Oh boi-o"

[Obi-Stu]

Back on Naboo...

"The invasion is on schedule, My Lord."

[James]

Good.

[Master Patton]

"I have the senate locked down in procedure, they will have no choice but to accpet your control over the system."

[Obi-Stu]

"The Queen has great faith the Senate will side with her."

[Momin327]

"Queen Amidala is young and naive. You will find that controlling her will not be difficult."

[Master Patton]

"yes my lord."

[YodaFett82]

"You didn't tell him about the missing Jedi."

[Master Patton]

"No need to report that to him, untill we have something to report!"

[Obi-Stu]

"we're losing power."

[Momin327]

"Oh, weesa dyin' here!"

[Master Patton]

"Don't worry, were not in trouble yet."

[YodaFett82]

"What yet? Monsters out dere, leakin' in here, all sinkin' and no power! Whena yousa thinkin' wesa in trouble!?"

[Momin327]

"Power's back."

[Master Patton]

"Ah, monsters back!"

[James]

"There's always a bigger fish."

[Master Patton]

"Vicroy, we have captured the Queen."

[Momin327]

"Ah, victory!"

[Master Patton]

*The bongo comes out fo the watter in naboo.*

"Ah, this seems heavnly."

[Obi-Stu]

"...how will you explain this invasion to the Senate?"

[Master Patton]

"The queen and I will sign a treaty, that will legitamize our ocupation here."

[James]

"I will not cooperate." — Amidala

(I love that line!) style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif

[YodaFett82]

"Now, now, Your Highness. In time, the suffering of your people will persuade you to see our point of view."

[James]

Process them!!

[Obi-Stu]

"Yes, sir! Take them to Camp Four. "

[Master Patton]

"Roger, roger!"

[James]

The Queen and her friends are taken away through the streets of Theed. The Jedi drop down from an archway and kill the droids.

"We should leave the streets your highness." Qui-Gon

[Darth Morder]

We Are ambassadors for the Supreme Chancellor

[Momin327]

"Your negotiations seem to have failed, ambassador."

[Obi-Stu]

"The negotiations never took place. Your Highness, we must make contact with the republic. "

[Momin327]

"They've knocked out our communications."

[YodaFett82]

"Do you have transports?"

[Momin327]

"In the main hangar, this way.

[Master Patton]

"There's too many of them."

[Streen]

That won't be a problem......

[Momin327]

"Your highness, under these circumstances, I suggest you come with us to Coruscant."

[Edgeomatic]

"i will not let my people suffer here" style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/giveup.gif i dont know

[Momin327]

I think it's "Thank you, but my place is with my people." I have no clue either... Now, back to the lines™:

"They'll kill you if you stay."

[Obi-Stu]

"They wouldn't dare."

[YodaFett82]

"They need her to sign a treaty to make this invasion of theirs legal. They can't afford to kill her."

[Obi-Stu]

"The situation here is not what it seems. There is something else behind all this, Your Highness. There is no logic in the Federation's move here. My feelings tell me they will destroy you."

[Momin327]

"Our only hope is for the Senate to side with us. Senator Palpatine will need your help."

[Master Patton]

"Either choice presents great danger...to us all."

[Momin327]

"We are brave, your highness."

[Obi-Stu]

If you are to leave, Your Highness, it must be now.

[Momin327]

"I will plead our case before the Senate." (or something like that...)

[Obi-Stu]

We need to free those pilots.

[Momin327]

"I'll handle that..."

[Obi-Stu]

"Where are you going?"

[James]

"I'm an ambassador for the Supreme Chancellor. I'm taking these people to Coruscant."

[Momin327]

"Where are you taking them?"

[Obi-Stu]

to Coruscant

[Momin327]

"Coruscant? That does not compute. No wait, you're under arrest!"

[James]

"To Coruscant ...... that does not compute ....... um ...... you're under arrest!"

always loved that line style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif

[Queen 'Onna]

"Go"

[James]

They all run onboard.

Ric Olie: "There's the blockade!!"

[Obi-Stu]

"Now stay here, and keep out of trouble. "

[Momin327]

"'Ello, boyos."

[Obi-Stu]

"Beep Beep"

[pudooku]

How Wude...

[jedi hunter]

hello

[Sam Kenobi]

"The shield generator's been hit!"

(Then "How wude.")

"Were losing droids fast!"

[Obi-Stu]

I think it's:


"Powers back! That little droid did it. He bypassed the main power drive. Deflector shield up, at maximum. "

[Sam Kenobi]

"Without the shield generator, we're sitting ducks!" (Or close to that)

Then "Powers back! That little droid did it. He bypassed the main power drive. Deflector shield up, at maximum. "

[Sam Kenobi]

*(BUMP)*

[o8_jedi]

Actually, and this will be the last correction for this sequence, after "sitting ducks" is "The sheilds are gone."

Now....

"There's not enough power to get us to Coruscant. The Hyperdrive is leaking."

[Momin327]

"We'll have to land somewhere to make repairs."

[o8_jedi]

"Here, master, Tatooine. It's small, out of the way, poor. The Trade Federation has almost no presence there."

[Sam Kenobi]

"How can you be sure?"

[Kapit]

it's controlled by the hutts

[Sam Kenobi]

"You can't take a Royal Highness their! The Hutts are gangsters! If they discover her -"

[Kapit]

it'll be no worse than if she were captured by the trade federation

(i think it's slightly off)

[Sam Kenobi]

"Accept that the Hutts aren't looking for her, which gives us the advantage."

[o8_jedi]

*Wipe to a generic TF ship orbiting Naboo.*

"And Queen Amidala, has she signed the treaty?"

[Sam Kenobi]

"She has dissapeared, my lord."

[o8_jedi]

"One Naboo cruiser got past the blockade."

[Momin327]

"Ah, I want that treaty signed!"

[o8_jedi]

"My lord, it's impossible to locate them. They're out of our range."

[Momin327]

"Not for a Sith. (a tall figure appears in the hologram) This is my apprentice, Darth Maul. He will find your lost ship."

[o8_jedi]

"This is getting out of hand. Now there are TWO of them!"

[Momin327]

"We should not have made this bargain!"

[o8_jedi]

*Wipe to ship fly-by*

"...An extremely well-built droid, Your Highness. Without a doubt, it saved the ship as well as our lives."

[Momin327]

"It is to be commended. What is its number?"

[o8_jedi]

*Panaka checks*

"R2-D2, Your Highness."

[Momin327]

"Thank you, R2-D2."

[o8_jedi]

"Padme, clean this droid up as best you can. It deserves our gratitude."

*R2 beeps.*

"Continue, Captain."

[Sam Kenobi]

"With your permission, your Highness, we are headed to the small, remote planet of Tatooine."

[o8_jedi]

"It's in a system far beyond the reach of the Trade Federation."

[Sam Kenobi]

"I do not agree with the Jedi on this one."

[o8_jedi]

You must trust my judgement.

[Sam Kenobi]

/\your highness.

[o8_jedi]

*Iris to Padme, giving R2 a sponge-bath. Enter Jar-Jar*

"Hello."

*Padme looks up.*

"Sowee. Whosa are yousa?"

[Sam Kenobi]

"I'm Padme. Aren't you a Gungan?"

[o8_jedi]

Time to tweak the lines a bit.

"I'm Padme."

"Meesa Jar-Jar Binks."

"You're a Gungan, aren't you?"

And now the actual line:

"Uh-huh (affirmative)."

[James]

How did you end up here with us?

[Sam Kenobi]

"Mesa doin brisky mornin munchin, then boom! Gettin very scared, and grabin tha Jedi, and pow. Mesa here. Mesa gettin very, very scared."

[Momin327]

"My no know..." as well.

[o8_jedi]

*Padme smiles (I don't know why). Wipe to the ship heading towards a desert planet.*

"That's it. Tatooine."

[James]

"Land near the outskirts, we don't want to attract attention."

[Momin327]

*Later, after they land*

"Our hyperdrive's gone, master. We'll need a new one."

[o8_jedi]

"That ought to complicate things. Be wary. I sense a disturbance in the Force."

[Momin327]

"I sense it also, Master."

[o8_jedi]

"Don't let them send any transmissions."

[Momin327]

"De sun is doin' murder to meesa skin!"

[o8_jedi]

"Wait!"

*Panaka runs after them with one of the Queen's handmaidens.*

"Wait! Her Highness commands you to take her handmaiden with you.

[Sam Kenobi]

"No more commands from her Highness today, Captain."

[o8_jedi]

"The spaceport is not going to be pleasant."