Last Word Becomes The First Word, Episode VI

[RollaFett]

Ok, have your way with the words!

[Javen]

Words are so overrated.

[RollaFett]

Overrated is a word I often use when describing NBA player, Scottie Pippen.

[Javen]

Pippen is one ugly Hobbit.

[RollaFett]

Hobbits are quite short, while NBA player Scottie Pippen is quite tall.

[Javen]

Tall Scottie Pippen is, but small Tolkien Pippin is.

[Rogue_0009]

<span style="color:red">Is it just me or does this conversation seem a little odd?</span>

[Obi-Wan]

<span style="color:darkblue">Odd that Joker has never figured out who Batman is after all these years.</span>

[Lord Rocha]

Years of war destroyed all the continent.

[Obi-Wan]

<span style="color:darkblue">Land of death</span>

[Lord Rocha]

Death Eaters attacked the Quidditch Stadium.

[Obi-Wan]

<span style="color:darkblue">Stadium of Heroes</span>

[Javen]

Heroes usually have alter ego's.

[Obi-Wan]

<span style="color:darkblue">Ego's are very large.</span>

[Javen]

Large are the Seqioa trees in California.

[Obi-Wan]

<span style="color:darkblue">California rocks!</span>

[Rebel Astromech Droid]

Rocks are usually very hard.

[Obi-Wan]

<span style="color:darkblue">hard headed are some people.</span>

[Lord Rocha]

People that took the streets just to end the regime of such tyrant.

[Tovor]

Tyrant I am not. I'm an easy going moderator.

[Lord Rocha]

Moderator of which forum ?

[Tovor]

for...um...a year I've been a mod at the Senate whole.

[padmeamidala]

desserts are good for me!

[Lord Rocha]

Me, myself and I !

[Javen]

I don't care.

[Jaina Solo Durron]

Carebears suck.

*ducks*

-JSD

[Obi-Wan]

<span style="color:darkblue">Suck at games you do.</span>

[Obi-Stu]

Do not say things like that.

[padmeamidala]

That's Right!

[Obi-Stu]

Right, on with the game

[padmeamidala]

Game-time is fun-time!

[Rogue_0009]

<span style="color:red">Time for a nap.</span>

[Lord Rocha]

Nap ? good idea....I am so tired.

[Obi-Wan]

<span style="color:darkblue">Tired am I.</span>

[Obi-Stu]

I don't need to talk like Yoda to join the fun style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif

[Rogue_0009]

<span style="color:red">Fun, huh. It's been a while since I've had that.</span>

[Javen]

That is pathetic.

[Obi-Wan]

<span style="color:darkblue">Pathetic is the Sith Order.</span>

[Miasmo]

Order me another protocol droid.

[Javen]

Droid takes too long.

[Obi-Wan]

<span style="color:darkblue">Long ago in a Galaxy far, far away.</span>

[Javen]

Away in the manger.

[Obi-Wan]

<span style="color:darkblue">manger was lost</span>

[Javen]

Lost my head.

[Obi-Wan]

<span style="color:darkblue">head fell over there.</span>

[Rogue_0009]

<span style="color:red">There? Where's 'there'? I can't see!</span>

[Javen]

See it dancing?

[Obi-Wan]

<span style="color:darkblue">Dancing without feet.</span>

[Javen]

Feet smell

[Miasmo]

Smell of the dead.

[Obi-Wan]

<span style="color:darkblue">dead to rights</span>

[Miasmo]

Rights of the people go unnoticed.

[Javen]

Unnoticed things get overlooked.

[Obi-Wan]

<span style="color:darkblue">Overlooked was the bushes.</span>

[Javen]

Bushes have two daughters.

[Obi-Wan]

<span style="color:darkblue">Daughters were lost at sea.</span>

[Javen]

Sea turtles are psycadelic.

[Obi-Wan]

<span style="color:darkblue">psycadelic is a word I never hear.</span>

[Miasmo]

Hear me out now.

[mirax terrik horn]

act, we don't need to act what we need to do is to really do something.

[Miasmo]

Something familiar about this place.

[Miasmo]

Where are you going with that hammer?

[Obi-Wan]

<span style="color:darkblue">Hammer got blew up</span>

[Miasmo]

Up and atom!

[Javen]

Atom can be dangerous.

[padmeamidala]

Dangerous work, gravedigging is...

[Miasmo]

Is my tie on straight?

[Obi-Wan]

<span style="color:darkblue">Straight that way, you'll find the Republic</span>

[Miasmo]

Republic guards block the way.

[Obi-Wan]

<span style="color:darkblue">Way of the Jedi</span>

[Obi-Stu]

Jedi Outcast is a great game

[Miasmo]

Game on!

[Obi-Wan]

<span style="color:darkblue">On to the Game arena</span>

[Miasmo]

Arena monsters took my lunch money.

[Obi-Stu]

Money - I have not.

[Miasmo]

Not with that attitude.

[Obi-Stu]

Attitude? What is that supposed to mean?

[Miasmo]

Mean and green of course.

[Obi-Stu]

course I understand

[Miasmo]

Understand I need a hug?

[Obi-Stu]

Hug you need, hmmm?

[Miasmo]

Hmmm... consensual fondling.

[Tovor]

Fondling me is a polite way to say hello.

[Rogue_0009]

<span style="color:red">Hello, have you seen my sanity?</span>

[Lord Rocha]

Sanity ? Everyone here is crazy.....

[Obi-Wan]

<span style="color:darkblue">Crazy we all are!</span>

[Lord Rocha]

Are as idiot as you.

[Miasmo]

You take that back!

[Obi-Stu]

Back to this, are we?

[Miasmo]

We should cool it, I suppose.

[Javen]

Suppose I heat it?

[Miasmo]

It would produce bad karma.

[Javen]

Karma got beat up by some yoga.

[Miasmo]

Yoga being used for evil saddens me.

[Javen]

Me thought its evil would make you laugh.

[Siri Ruane]

Laugh I did not. Please try again.

[Miasmo]

Again, in a funnier voice.

[Javen]

Voice your opinion on anything.

[Miasmo]

Anything but cheese balls.

[Javen]

Balls was hit out of the park on Monday night.

[Miasmo]

Night of a thousand screams.

[Javen]

Screams rang out after I dropped a glass on someones head.

[Lord Rocha]

Head to the coast, there you can find her.

[Obi-Wan]

<span style="color:darkblue">Her boyfriend just left.</span>

[Lord Rocha]

Left this town...forever and he never returned.

[Obi-Wan]

<span style="color:darkblue">Returned the Jedi did.</span>

[Lord Rocha]

Did he buy something good for me ?

[Obi-Wan]

<span style="color:darkblue">Me don't know.</span>

[Lord Rocha]

Know about the dark side of the force.....the strong side of the force.

[Obi-Stu]

Force is strong with that one

[Javen]

One day I'll rule the world.

[Rogue_0009]

<span style="color:red">World is very big, hard for one man to rule.</span>

[Miasmo]

Rule for one day, maybe.

[padmeamidala]

Maybe I can run you up to the store when I leave.

[Miasmo]

Leave me money and I'll get us some booze.

[Rogue_0009]

<span style="color:red">Booze is bad for the brain.</span>

[Miasmo]

Brain no function well beer without.

[Lord Rocha]

Without me you must continue your life.

[Obi-Wan]

<span style="color:darkblue">Life without SW, LOTR & sports would be boring.</span>

[Obi-Stu]

Boring sports don't count

[Rogue_0009]

<span style="color:red">Count to 17, then buy a ham.</span>

[padmeamidala]

Ham it up!

[Obi-Wan]

<span style="color:darkblue">Up there you will find nothing.</span>

[Rogue_0009]

<span style="color:red">Nothing good can come of this.</span>

[Obi-Wan]

<span style="color:darkblue">This is only the beginning.</span>

[padmeamidala]

Beginning with the letter "A", please name a fruit, Johnny.

[Miasmo]

Johnny 5, alive!

[padmeamidala]

alive and kicking

[Miasmo]

Kicking and screaming will only make you tired and stringy.

[Obi-Wan]

<span style="color:darkblue">Stringy is freaky.</span>

[Javen]

Freaky friday is a stupid movie.

[Obi-Wan]

<span style="color:darkblue">Movies of many that has made.</span>

[padmeamidala]

made my day

[Javen]

Day day was funny in the movie next Friday.

[Darth Arraics]

Friday is pay day.

[Obi-Wan]

<span style="color:darkblue">Day four.</span>

[padmeamidala]

Four people are coming over in 5 minutes.

[Javen]

Minutes tick slowly when lost.

[Rogue_0009]

<span style="color:red">Lost? I thought you knew where we were!</span>

[Javen]

Were you close to the map?

[Darth Badly]

Map the entire west coast before you come home.

[Tovor]

Home boy, git yer hands off my *****!

[Obidobi]

*****.....that is the name of my wife..... style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wacko.gif

[Javen]

Wife must get mistaken for a rap stars woman.

[Lord Rocha]

Woman, listen to me !

[padmeamidala]

"Me and you, you and me, both of us togeTHER!"

[bluemilk]

Together we will rule the galaxy as father and son!

[Lord Rocha]

Son of Skywalker, he is.

[Javen]

Is he really? Are you sure?

[Lord Rocha]

Sure of what ?

[Javen]

What did you just say?

[Siri Ruane]

Say You Will is the title of the new Fleetwood Mac album.

[Rogue_0009]

<span style="color:red">Album? I am not familiar with this word.</span>

[Lord Rocha]

Word that you can find in a dictionary.

[Obi-Wan]

<span style="color:darkblue">Dictionary is something I don't look at much.</span>

[bluemilk]

much fear I sense in you

[Obi-Wan]

<span style="color:darkblue">You will join me soon enough.</span>

[bluemilk]

enough! I've had enough of this!

[Obi-Wan]

<span style="color:darkblue">This is but a taste of the Darkside.</span>

[Obi-Stu]

Darkside of the moon can't be seen

[Javen]

Seen but not heard.

[Rogue_0009]

<span style="color:red">Heard the news?</span>

[Obi-Wan]

<span style="color:darkblue">news of what?</span>

[Lord Rocha]

What are you talking about ?

[Javen]

About anything and everything.

[Lord Rocha]

Everything is so boring here.

[Javen]

Here doggie, doggie...

[Obi-Stu]

It's a Doggie eat Doggie world

[Obi-Wan]

<span style="color:darkblue">World of lost hopes.</span>

[Siri Ruane]

Hopes seem usless to me.

[Javen]

Me, me, me and me too.

[Tovor]

Too often, you just talk about you.

[Javen]

You know what?

[Obi-Wan]

<span style="color:darkblue">What is that?</span>

[Rogue_0009]

<span style="color:red">That thing over there.</span>

[Obi-Wan]

<span style="color:darkblue">There is nothing, but a Temple.</span>

[Javen]

Temple in your head is sensitive.

[Obi-Wan]

<span style="color:darkblue">Sensitive to the Force, you are.</span>

[Javen]

Are not.

[Siri Ruane]

Not what you think at least

[Javen]

Least of all.

[Obi-Wan]

<span style="color:darkblue">All the time.</span>

[Rogue_0009]

<span style="color:red">Time enough for that later, we have to get going now.</span>

[Greedo Boy]

Now is not the time to panic!

[Javen]

Panic now, us 4 must use one parachute.

[Miasmo]

Parachute pants are back in style now, right?

[Obi-Wan]

<span style="color:darkblue">right that way leads to your death.</span>

[Javen]

Death will sneak up on someone.

[Lord Rocha]

Someone came last night and killed the old lady.

[Obi-Wan]

<span style="color:darkblue">Lady of many murders.</span>

[Javen]

Murders happen everywhere.

[Obi-Wan]

<span style="color:darkblue">Everywhere someone dies.</span>

[bluemilk]

dies are cast, the outcome inevitable

[Obi-Stu]

inevitable and unavoidable

[Javen]

Unavoidable is this thread.

[Greedo Boy]

thread in the loom may be cut, a life in the universe may be taken, different yet the same the two are.

[Rogue_0009]

<span style="color:red">Are you on crack??</span>

[Javen]

Crack the window it's getting hot.

[Greedo Boy]

hot as hell, mes amis.

[Obi-Stu]

amis this is

[Javen]

Is this makeing any sense?

[Greedo Boy]

Sense..of..spider...TINGLING!!

[Javen]

Tingling sensation went up my spine.

[Obi-Wan]

<span style="color:darkblue">Spine was lost after the war.</span>

[Javen]

War has already been won.

[Darth Darthy]

Won-ton was a small chinese boy who wanted to dress in a pink tutu and perform ballet.

[Javen]

Ballet made the little boy turn into a woman by the time he was 12.

[Darth Darthy]

12 was the age Won-ton knew he wanted to be a women.

[Javen]

Woman use to be man called Won-ton and she/he can't even remember.

[Darth Darthy]

Remember what it was like to be Mr Won-ton now that it was Mrs Won-ton.

[Javen]

Won-ton thought about how not remebering to be the Mr. and wear the pants, now it's a dress.

[Obi-Wan]

<span style="color:darkblue">Dress was destroyed in the second war.</span>

[Darth Darthy]

War was something Won-ton wasn't used to.

[Obi-Wan]

<span style="color:darkblue">To his grave, he was taken.</span>

[Darth Darthy]

Taken, was Won-tons small budgie called Bob. Oh how Won-ton cried...

[Obi-Stu]

cried in vain,Won-ton did because it didn't help

[Obi-Wan]

<span style="color:darkblue">Help Darthy needs very much.</span>

[Javen]

Much like you.

[Greedo Boy]

You want a free beer from Darth Darthy?

[Javen]

Darthy smokes spice.

[Greedo Boy]

Spice is bad for you, I would know. *ssssnnnnnnnniiiiiiiffffffff* Oh yeah, that's soooo much better....

[Javen]

Better to have an ulcer in your nose?

[Greedo Boy]

Nose what he's talking about. *sneeze* ahhh, sh!t!!!!

[Javen]

Sh!t it's what's for dinner at your house.

[Greedo Boy]

House it going mah homie gees?

[Javen]

Gees+ Bees=Bee Gees a high nasal singing group.

[Greedo Boy]

Group around my friends, and I shall tell you who my brother is in the Senate Survey of who are you really?

[Javen]

Really? That sounds interesting, we haven't heard a good tale latley.

[Greedo Boy]

Lately on the Late Night Show, I got the spit beaten out of me.

[Rogue_0009]

<span style="color:red">Me and you both, man.</span>

[Greedo Boy]

Man, it seem like whenever it gets to the afternoon hours, everybody seems to leave and not come back till the evening.

[Javen]

Evening, morning and noon is all the same to a mole.

[Greedo Boy]

Mole, the was a pretty cool show.

[Javen]

Show always runs best at 4 a.m.

[Greedo Boy]

A.M. is the time period that I go to sleep and get up.

[Javen]

Up then, it's time for jail ur, uh school.

[Darth Darthy]

School was something Won-ton avoided because of his tendency to wear pink tutus would often result in a mass beating.

[STar war spUNK]

beating someone up can cause you to get in a greatamount of trouble.

[Javen]

Trouble is Won-ton's middle name.

[bluemilk]

name this tune

[Obi-Wan]

<span style="color:darkblue">Tune of many.</span>

[bluemilk]

Many Bothans died to bring you this information

[Rogue_0009]

<span style="color:red">Information we do not need.</span>

[Obi-Wan]

<span style="color:darkblue">Need many informers, do you?</span>

[Darth Darthy]

You probably hate Won-ton just as much as everybody who has ever met him.

[vodo.]

"Him it was him who destroyed the prequel trilogy"
every one loks towrds george lucas who is quickly making a run for the millenium falcon.

[Greedo Boy]

Falcon: A bird.

[Javen]

Bird landed on Won-ton's hair and made a cozy nest.

[Darth Darthy]

Nest on his head, spare tutu under his arm, Won-ton went looking for a job.

[Javen]

Job came from a pimp named Pickle'o Oreo.